#house md quotes
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realbeefman · 5 months ago
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yall remember that episode of house where wilson is sad bc he cant have kids (not infertile just gay) and so house calls him a fruit then pays a child actor to pretend to be wilsons kid and then when the jig is up wilsons like “wow thank god i dont have a kid i cant father two of you at once” and then house says “so true daddy” and then they make pizza together and house is all “i want MEAT on mine daddy 😳😤” and then wilson is like “no 😼 you’re gonna have some EGGPLANT 🍆🥴😫😛” and then
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catxart · 1 year ago
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Regulus: you like that she has no regard for consequences. you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves…
Regulus: omg…
James: …
Regulus: you’re sleeping with me
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purrassicjet · 1 year ago
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"and yet, something's missing."
"I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish"
"That's it"
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ineedfairypee · 1 year ago
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I have to be the weirdest friend of my friends for some reason
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kittycatcarla · 2 years ago
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A gay patient talking about Chase: "He's too pretty to be straight."
Chase: "Does anyone actually fall for that line?"
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wilson-the-gay-oncologist · 2 years ago
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I will steal your RP buddies, tell me some quotes are their mine
Never say no
I've given one to all of them as well
Umm, my RP buddies? How many quotes!?!?!
Limping Twerp
Dyings Easy Livings Hard
Bros before Hoes
I need you
I love you
Your an idiot
Everybody Lies
Cest la vie and I use this because you're an ass
It's never lupus/ It's not lupus
I have cancer, House
We'll do it at my place
50$ bucks! pay up pay up
-Do you wanna bet? I have plenty more-
Life's not fair
We're a couple
You manipulative bitch
The bitch, but she's a bitch!
You're a jerk.
You're sleeping with me.
If no one hates you your doing something wrong
Who are you calling?
I'M NOT ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS I'M ON SPEED
by the way, did anyone else get one of these???
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hyacinthoides-x-massartiana · 2 months ago
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"house i need to make out with you sloppily" james teamrocket
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housenp · 4 months ago
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on house and wilson
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housemdenjoyer · 6 months ago
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differential diagnosis for ejaculation. GO
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dailyhouse · 5 months ago
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dr james wilson - house 2004-2012
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realbeefman · 6 months ago
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i need to inject whatever they put into the shot composition of this show directly into my heart
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ineffablesheets · 27 days ago
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housemdfever · 26 days ago
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House MD text posts except I'm running out of titles
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13 and Chase are literally just House's kids atp
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greghatecrimes · 3 months ago
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this is definitely how it happened in canon
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ickachris · 2 months ago
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more of Wilson’s House puppet
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kittycatcarla · 2 years ago
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Wilson: "If you want her back, either tell her or, better yet, shut up ans cry yourself to sleep like everybody else"
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