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yall remember that episode of house where wilson is sad bc he cant have kids (not infertile just gay) and so house calls him a fruit then pays a child actor to pretend to be wilsons kid and then when the jig is up wilsons like “wow thank god i dont have a kid i cant father two of you at once” and then house says “so true daddy” and then they make pizza together and house is all “i want MEAT on mine daddy 😳😤” and then wilson is like “no 😼 you’re gonna have some EGGPLANT 🍆🥴😫😛” and then
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Regulus: you like that she has no regard for consequences. you like that she can humiliate someone if it serves…
Regulus: omg…
James: …
Regulus: you’re sleeping with me
#they are so hilson i wanna cry#JAMES POTTER IS JAMES WILSON#HE SO WOULD BE ONCOLOGIST#jegulus#james x regulus#james potter#regulus black#incorrect marauders quotes#house md quotes#marauders#the marauders#the marauders era
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"and yet, something's missing."
"I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish"
"That's it"
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I have to be the weirdest friend of my friends for some reason
#instagram#weirdo#weirdos#friendship#valued#feelingloved#badgeofhonor#friendshipgoals#weird#ineedfairypee#fairypeememes#house md#house md quotes#friendship meme#friendship memes#weird girl#weird friends#adhd friendships#neruodivergent#tv edits#adhd memes#autism memes#feeling loved#I Need Fairy Pee
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A gay patient talking about Chase: "He's too pretty to be straight."
Chase: "Does anyone actually fall for that line?"
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I will steal your RP buddies, tell me some quotes are their mine
Never say no
I've given one to all of them as well
Umm, my RP buddies? How many quotes!?!?!
Limping Twerp
Dyings Easy Livings Hard
Bros before Hoes
I need you
I love you
Your an idiot
Everybody Lies
Cest la vie and I use this because you're an ass
It's never lupus/ It's not lupus
I have cancer, House
We'll do it at my place
50$ bucks! pay up pay up
-Do you wanna bet? I have plenty more-
Life's not fair
We're a couple
You manipulative bitch
The bitch, but she's a bitch!
You're a jerk.
You're sleeping with me.
If no one hates you your doing something wrong
Who are you calling?
I'M NOT ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS I'M ON SPEED
by the way, did anyone else get one of these???
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"house i need to make out with you sloppily" james teamrocket
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on house and wilson
#hilson#house md#source: house md the official guide to the hit medical drama#the third pic w the armadillo comment is an rsl quote#im physically ill
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differential diagnosis for ejaculation. GO
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dr james wilson - house 2004-2012
#houseedit#house md#wilson#dr wilson#dr james wilson#imm gonna make another one another day#just random quotes that i like nothing particular in this one lol#tvedit#by eva#*
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i need to inject whatever they put into the shot composition of this show directly into my heart
#from s2 e6 j believe???#no alt text#wld describe it but i dont even know how to properly convey what theyre doing with this shit#somebody sedate me#house md#hilson#house md quotes#james wilson#gregory house
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#house md#malpractice md#hate crimes md#mouse bites#james wilson#robert chase#greg house#house md posts#house md txt posts#incorrect quotes#wilson is houses little meow meow#these r so fun to make#:33333
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House MD text posts except I'm running out of titles
13 and Chase are literally just House's kids atp
#medical drama#house md#housemd#dr chase#robert chase#gregory house#allison cameron#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#james wilson#dr 13#dr wilson#dr house#doctor chase#chase is pookie#text post meme#remy thirteen hadley#text posts#text post#hilson#house memes#tumblr memes#house md fandom#incorrect quotes#incorrect house md quotes#jesse spencer
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this is definitely how it happened in canon
#house md#LISA CUDDY there is no heterosexual way to explain how you're looking at cameron#hate crimes md#3x06#greg house#lisa cuddy#allison cameron#an anya original#anya's bs (badly edited shitposts)#incorrect quotes
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more of Wilson’s House puppet
#art blog#artists on tumblr#artist#artblr#my art#ickachris#procreate#house md fanart#dr house#gregory house#house md#hate crimes md#hatecrimes md#incorrect house md quotes#james wilson#hilson#dr wilson
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Wilson: "If you want her back, either tell her or, better yet, shut up ans cry yourself to sleep like everybody else"
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