#but he tries to be a gentleman

[gojoest]

nanami kento tries so hard not to fuck you on your first date, it makes him feel like a terrible man. he’s not like this, usually. you just frustrate every single cell in him, sexually — he can’t believe this is happening to him, honestly.

it’s a pain, he acts cold and distant — he’s simply trying to hide his boner half of the time. he zones out while you speak — your lips are distracting, he can’t hear a single word you speak. he can only think of the many ways your lips would shape and shift when you moan and whimper his name the deeper he sinks his cock in you. also, can you fit all of him down your throat? oh, can you—

fuck…

his cock gets hard under the table, forcing a sense of panic in him while he ponders whether he’s visibly leaked and stained his slacks or not. terrified to look down, because he knows. he’s so fucked.

he needs to wait a bit before you leave the restaurant, to cool off a bit, calm down. but it only gets worse from there.

he drives you back home, but doesn’t leave the car to walk you to your doorstep. his cock is hard again, aching so bad it limits his movements. besides if he steps out and stands tall before you — you will see, this time you definitely will. he’s embarrassed. and on top of that, he feels like an ass, the lowest of the lowest, for treating you so poorly.

the entire car ride was torturous to him, courtesy of your scent so close to him in the passenger seat, along with the way you tucked your hands between your thighs every now and then — perhaps the awkward silence got you nervous. he wondered all the way to your house how you smelled and tasted, down there.

you think the whole date was a disaster, and that he’ll never call you again but little did you know, the first thing he did when he went back home was jerk off — not once, not twice, but three fucking times, thinking about you. furiously.

later, he texts you. you blink a few times in utter disbelief.

dinner tomorrow? i’ll cook

dinner — at his place, that is. he’ll change the bedsheets in the morning with freshly washed ones, because this time — he’ll fuck you.

[hoshiina]

— a guy asks for your number ft. hoshina, narumi, reno

warnings: mentions dick and profanities in hoshina's

[cfffrk]

[a-s-levynn]

cat2

[because-its-eurovision]

there are no words for how much I love Jere

[wildsaltair]

Ranting in the tags isn’t enough so I’m going to say one more time that just because Maximus isn’t morally gray doesn’t mean he isn’t complex

[everyscreentoobeseen]

Maybe im just Stede-pilled but I didn't see him doing anything wrong in ep 6&7 till the Zheng Confrontation.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Killing Ned was inevitable and a good thing because it rid the world of a monster. Him getting praised and respected by other pirates isn't a crime. Him burning a dude is just a more direct version of burning the party boat. Plus the dude wanted to kill him. It's not shown that he died either so he's probably fine.

Not once did he act mean or nasty for no reason. Especially not during ep 7. He was just basking in receiving validation from the community he so desperately wanted to be accepted by.

The only reason he wanted to fight Zheng was because he not only lost Ed, but he was also losing Olu/Jim/Archie. His family. Which Zheng had no problem mocking him for. Then Steak Knife got pinched to ??death???unconsciousness??

Of course he's gonna act irrationally and draw his sword. Everyone is acting like Stede was becoming evil and corrupted but none of the shit he did even touches what Blackbeard did in his Kraken era... Not here for the Stede slander.

He's my little meow meow that can do no wrong.

[mercuryislove]

OH my meet cute that wasn't cute because I'm a lesbian. me and my friend got really invested in the guys in armor beating each other up so I went to talk to the group after the match was done while my friend got a chocolate banana lol and the guy who just won the match was hanging around. and he took his helmet off and was all sweaty and dirty and came over to speak to me. extremely nice and personable guy. kind of cute. he was ignoring everyone else to speak with me. and mid sentence he said "hey. would you unbuckle my armor for me?" so I got to unbuckle the armor of a sweaty dirty victorious man that I didn't know and I will admit it was rather intimate. if a woman had asked me to do that I probably would have died on the spot. but it was a guy. and I'm gay. so unfortunately I felt nothing.

[andersdotters]

Oddly enough, in terms of love languages, I don't think Diluc would have physical touch ranked at the bottom.

[rithalie-sideblog]

I want Mizu’s father to be a complicated character.

I’m a sucker for reformed fathers and while I don’t think it will happen, I want Mizu’s father to be VERY morally grey. Give me a man who doesn’t believe in fairness or goodness anymore. Give me a man who had been through so goddamn much he can’t even see the kindness for what it is. A man who sells souls and bargains with demons and kills people with equal amount of interest. A man who doesn’t believe himself to be a god or melomaniac but simply a practical man who knows what he is and what he is not.

A man who knows he’s not good, and doesn’t dare to think he is, a man who has been broken once and put himself back together out of sheer force of will.

Man who, at his heart, still remains humble street rat.

Man who is friends with horrible people because deep down he doesn’t believe he deserves better ones. A pact brother to Fowler, who he matches in strength and brutality but not exactly in tastes or debauchery.

Give me a man who once had a goal, he reached it or failed it and now has to keep going, because he made a lot of people dependable on him. A man who keeps his people fed and safe but doesn’t tolerate the littlest bit of resistance or disloyalty because he fell for that once before and he’s still hurt. (Sounds familiar?)

Give us man who maybe had a son or two already but secretly wants a child that he could protect and maybe save and who deep deep down dreams of having a daughter he could spoil rotten. His little princess.

And then he meets Mizu’s mother and he either falls in love or he doesn’t but he suddenly has a goal again and he would be damned if he loses it. And he does lose it, either by having his daughter stolen from him and killing everyone responsible for it, or by thinking both his daughter and his woman were murdered.

Let us see his breaking point, him losing himself in cruelty once again, because he had just what he wanted in the palm of his hand and he threw it all away for a business trip or a seemingly important deal back in London, which turns out to be his biggest mistake.

And then give us a man who sees his daughter again but she’s not his little princess anymore. She never was.

Give us a man who is furious at what this world shaped his daughter to be. Who sees himself in her and he’s seething because he very much wanted her to be the opposite. To be happy and spoiled and loved. And Mizu is not.

She is ruthless, she is vary and she rarely sees kindness for what it is, especially in a foreign land. And she doesn’t trust him, even as he offers help in killing men that Fowler made her hate with his meddling. Men she suspects are either her father or the devil he works with.

Give me man trying desperately to make connection. Even as he bends the rules for her and breaks his own promises and lets himself care again.

And if it all fails and if she discovers he’s her father, he still tries to find a way to keep her. To protect her, shield her. Even if it’s by blackmail, even if he holds her friend’s lives in the palm of his hand as he offers her all the power he has. Even as she hates him with that reckless abandon we all know her to possess.

Give us a man who made a clan out of outlaws and makes Mizu his heir and their princess, as she screams and kicks and tries to get out of this position.

[ratatatastic]

oh wacking our goalie whilst they have the puck under their pad into the goal DEATH. DEATH TO ALL. PERSECUTE THAT CRIMINAL IMMEDIATELY FOR THEY HAVE NO LOVE IN THEIR HEART

i love how stevie is the only who (at least at first we will get to that lmao) stays with bobby and blocks him off from being skated near to meanwhile stenny is absolutely ripping into brown for wacking bob and okie and oel join him quickly (okie picks henrique and oel tries to get kulak off the stenny brown scuffle while kuli engages janmark

stenny and brown continue their special little hugfest, kulak grapples oel and broberg scruffs oel and thats a 2 on 1 thats no good so stevie to the rescue! henrique and okie ofc are just witnessing the carnage while they tenderly hold each other its beautiful i love old men who are in fact a little too old for this

no one asked but the median age of all the players present in this onice scrum (including bobby) is 30.8 or 31 years old if we round up which isnt bad or too terribly old thats a decent average but i do love calling them old i love retirement home fights on bingo night and as i say this theres also a 14 year old age gap between the youngest player in the scrum (broberg at 22) and the oldest player in the scrum (okie at 36) so isnt that fun

also the most represented nationality is tied 4 a piece at 🇨🇦 and 🇸🇪 so isnt that something as well

we love dumb stats like this

love how both stevie and okie start slowly creeping over to oels side to start to break it up because oel lost his helmet and keeps getting punched and yeah thats been going on for a while can we help him

and somehow someway stevie is successful in getting kulak but the IMMEDIATE SECOND he does janmark escapes from kuli (how does that happen? not shown on the espn telecast but on the sportsnet telecast kuli throws a punch on janmark and a linesman seperates kuli from him but for some reason lets janmark alone? so that means hes already sprinting over to the scrum on the other side of the crease and grapples oel from behind)

im sorry but whatever happenings between janmark and oel is certainly something mooooommmmm the swedes are fighting againnn

stevie are gentlemanly strong man <3 rip to kulak and broberg trying their absolute best to get stevie to let go off them get scruffed idiots

he is like atlas holding up the weight of the world upon his shoulders absolutely unmovable

also frantic dad okie in the background dragging henrique with him because hes trying to help stevie ah its all a cycle also shoutout to stenny and kuli being escorted by refs because yeah. those are two that need to be babysat by the refs and not whatever the hell stevie is being subjected to

when your omega is going through scent withdrawal and has reverted to a feral state and starts hissing at you (you are their mate you are trying to "look at me look at me baby this isnt you" them)

edmonton oilers @ florida panthers game 1 | 6.8.24

[brinnanza]

so I've been seeing this guy for a little while it started off as work and now it's just some weird kinky thing we're doing anyway I'm not exactly in the closet for anyone but I'm willing to do girl drag if it makes my life easier ykwim anyway I really like him etc whatever but the point is hes like, a straight dude right like when we met I was doing girl drag but it turns out we're exactly the same kind of crazy so I'm not bothering with the drag so much and I am watching this man become bisexual by sheer force of will I can see him testing out little gender things to see if he's cool with them like this dude likes me so much that he wants to respect my gender so rather than secretly view me as a woman he's apparently decided he's just gonna make himself okay with being with a guy

[deathsweetblossoms]

Darlington keeps trying to blame his unbridled desire for Alex on drugs and being turned into a demon. Lol. It’s okay, Danny. You can just desire someone and allow yourself to come undone because of it. You don’t need all these other silly excuses. You quite literally survived hell. I think you can let yourself want someone that you wanted before you turned into a demon.

(In all honesty, I do love and appreciate the fact that their emotional connection is being so carefully crafted and built upon, because Alex needs that. But still it’s frustrating as hell.)

[utilitycaster]

@gwendolynflight replied to your post “The Twins in the Feywild”:

This actually makes me feel better! I watched the stream this past year for the first time, and when I got to that episode I was expecting a massive mike drop smack down from Percy, but the way Matt was playing Syldor just didn't align with what I was expecting from fandom, so Percy’s stuff all ended up feeling ... I don't know, it just felt like Syldor had apologized, and maybe that didn't make up for everything, sure, but also didn't seem to merit Percy being so ... hm

​I mean, for what it's worth, I think Percy's response was still great. Both parts can be true: Syldor is genuinely apologetic and acknowledges that he truly fucked up this relationship and shouldn't have, and it will probably never recover, but also, Vex and Vax both have fairly serious damage from how he behaved towards them in their teens that's still affecting them well over a decade later. That title still is incredibly meaningful to Vex, who still lost the childhood home in which she felt loved and spent her late teens and early 20s in constant survival mode, and it's meaningful to Percy, who has just reclaimed Whitestone and wants to give her part of it. Percy is like...I like him, but I get that he's divisive, and why, but for all his arrogance, something I like about him is that he has a very strong sense of how one should treat people, and Syldor is tentatively making amends, but he really fucked up what Percy would see as his deathly serious obligations to Vex and Vax.

I still think the fandom tends to have a hatred for Syldor that is misplaced (especially when it comes to the far more abusive and far less repentant Howaardt, who people mostly forget, and Thoreau, who people weirdly excuse) but like, he was a shitty person during Vex and Vax's childhood, and Vex's relationship is implied to still be on the "chilly, but civll" side as of the time of Tal'Dorei Campaign Setting Reborn - even though Syldor is actively stated to be trying to make Syngorn less xenophobic and prejudiced. Like, he's ultimately a guy who fucked up badly and hurt his children, and who is trying to be better, but the damage was absolutely done. He 100% deserves Percy showing him up; he just doesn't deserve being drawn and quartered as some of the fandom seems to feel.

[stellaluna33]

Flashback to my freshman year of college, when I (pretty much literally) called my future husband "just some guy," and the guy I locked eyes with across a crowded room like some kind of period drama turned out to be a total creep...

[ghcstcd]

OK SO I’M NOT A FURRY BUT FOR MR. GRAVES BURNER I CAN BE-