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my vibe has changed.
the dogs want to be near me so fucking bad they go insane about it now and i'm talking, to levels of pulling their owners along just to get near my hands fucks sake. what. why? and when they finally get to me it's all sniffs and joy. their barking and whining even stops. there's no aggression only YEARNING. please.
and the little kids no longer approach me with enthusiastic screaming, it's turned into curious uh? reverence??? perhaps??? they whisper to me. they stare up at me in wonder. they give me things from their grubby little hands. they absolutely HAVE to tell me something they've been doing today or just did. i say it's good. and they say "thank you" as if i have just bestowed a blessing onto them and i have No Idea What This Shit Means
the teenagers continue to stare at me as if i am the goddamn mothman tho i tell ya what
#I'm Talking#and to those who do not know the deeplore?#I do not like ANY of these demographics#I HATE dogs#and Kids get on my Fucking Nerves lmao#but i treat both as kindly as i can#but goddamn it fuck off the both of you#cats i'm sure you're wondering#they are my friends and continue to be my friends#teenagers want to talk to me so bad but they typically#seem too nervous to know how to approach#or try to wait for me to approach them#and i'm so comfortable ignoring them#that my friends kid literally resorted to staring and creeping closer#until he found a conversation opening LOL#ofc he was welcome
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"and it's true, I would give up everything for you so just please promise me that you won't give up just yet. On that day I swore I would keep you safe. It's a promise I have made in my heart." SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT DOESN'T SCREAM "im love with my childhood best friend" ??????????????
#⏝ ☆#THIS WHOLE OPENING IS A GODDAMN LOVE CONFESSION#I know what you are izuku midoriya#yes I did memorize the entire english translation of polaris fuck off#THEYRE SO SOULMATES ITS INSANE#wait is this song in izu's pov or kat's???#both probably#bakudeku#katsuizu#dynadeku#wonder duo#bakugo katsuki#izuku midoriya#deku#kacchan#mha#bnha#boku no hero acedamia#my hero academia
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every single day i think about the influence touya would have had on shouto as an older brother.
he has to take him everywhere he goes, so they're always jamming to the same hardcore music in touya's shitty car. shouto, obviously, develops a taste for the same bands, same songs. shouto is also in the ride-along to buy cigarettes and beer at midnight, and touya threatens his whole entire life if he tells rei, but shouto would never because he likes going too much.
shouto 100% would attempt to kick the ass of anyone that talked shit to his brother. little string bean, doesn't matter, this little boy is throwing HANDS for touya, and touya very much has the attitude of "no one can fuck with my little brother but me". whenever shouto gets in trouble for doing something he shouldn't be doing, touya is always taking the fall for him, no questions asked. shouto lies for touya like it's second nature.
shouto wants an earring because of touya, and touya probably GIVES the piercing to him, which makes enji blow a gasket. touya learns to play the drums and then shouto wants to, too — though he ends up being better than touya and touya promptly quits after that. touya teaches him to drive. shouto gets drunk for the first time with touya BECAUSE touya wants to be there to take care of him. they hate each other, they get into fist fights all the time, rolling around the house as fuyumi screams at both of them. they're best friends. they understand each other more than anyone else ever could.
#they're partners in crime#they fight CONSTANTLY especially at home#shouto makes a face at touya and flips him off and it's SO TOUYA. like SUCH ATTITUDE#touya will sit next to rei at dinner all 'mom what the fuck is wrong with your shitty kid' and — he's scolded for cussing — but#rei is like. are you serious rn. he's exactly like you#which they both VEHEMENTLY DISAGREE WITH#touya pretends to throw up violently at the accusation and shouto twists his little face up like that's the worst thing he's ever heard#and then later they're both playing a video game together ajfbduskak#like they are such BROTHERS#natsuo is there too but i think he's so inbetween them both that he wants to be his own person#shouto is young enough to be influenced by EVERYTHING touya does#and touya is like 😒😒😒 you're so goddamn annoying 😒😒😒😒 are you coming with me to the store or what 😒😒😒😒#peeling my skin off i want this so much :)#screaming with my mouth closed :)#i dont even know what to tag this skgbsiakqk#✿ willow writes#✿ thoughts: dabi/touya
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So I just read all 914 pages of Fool’s Fate in one day. I don’t think I’ve ever read that much in one day ever. These books are so good holy snickerdoodles I love the politics and the amazing worldbuilding (robin writes matriarchies and different societal structures SO GOOD) and the realistic characters and Fitz’s unreliable narration and also the gay ass ‘friendship’ between him and the fool (fitz ‘no homo but also my bond with you is deeper than my love for anyone else including my other half bonded wolf and my wife and also sex’ farseer)
So uh. Yeah. Excuse me while I go cry in the corner. Again.
#aint no way you’re convincing me fitz is less than bi he’s just got internal homophobia so he can’t recognize it#lowkey canon if u disagree I’m sorry but ur just wrong 🤷♀️#the way some of his lines with beloved mirror lines he’s had with the women he’s slept with is just#robin#robin hobb#why must you torture me so exquisitely#I love these books so goddamn much aaaaaaaaaaaaaa#don’t even get me started on the ‘beloved’ thing#fools fate#fitzchivalry farseer#farseer trilogy#tawny man trilogy#fitz x fool#fitzloved#the way literally everyone else was like ‘they’re fucking’ and fitz over here like ‘uh uh no way nope love you but no homo bro’#meanwhile beloved over there just dying inside#also when he died I almost laughed bc I couldn’t believe robin was going to kill off the only canon gay character after torturing him#SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF HIS GAYNESS#glad she didn’t bury that gay after all#these books are so aggressively straight with all this talk about men and women and how different they are she couldn’t handle beloved#and his genderfluidity#jk I’m glad they even exist at all their bond is very compelling both platonically and romantically and I fear what may have been written#if they got together canonically#I love them so much#really excited to read the fitz and the fool trilogy hopefully it’s just as compelling with their relationship#might do fanart at some point if I feel it
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it would be really funny if ted's internal monologue actually has a lot of swearing he just almost never says any of it out loud bc like, he's a polite midwestern dad
#ted internally seeing rupert: oh not this fucking bastard again. jesus fucking christ i wish he'd fuck off. piece of shit.#ted externally: hey there rupert :)#ted lasso#i dont think this is canon btw i just think it would be very funny#ted when high as balls for real this time: HEY WHATS UP FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!#the entire team: [WIDE EYED BONK EMOJI]#trent after a press conference in like s1: okay off the record i have to know. you say 'golly gosh' and 'gee willickers' just to fuck w/ us#right? those aren't real? like i understand you don't swear that tracks but you're fucking with us on the 'golly gosh' right?#ted looking both ways and leaning in: off the record? trent i swear all the fucking time in my head. and shit trent!#i've never said 'gee willickers' unironically in my whole goddamn life. but god isn't it funny to watch them buy it#and trents like (wide eyed with awe) why are you telling me this#and teds like (most cheerful smile) because no one will ever fuckin believe you :)#trent (somehow more attracted to ted than he's ever been): .....ᵒʰ
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I dare not speak it in the tag because I value my energy but no one has the correct opinions about nosferatu 2024 except for me
#Everyone has opinions about which parts of nosferatu are the problematic parts and everyone is wrong#Like!!!! I would love to talk about the potential implications of a story#Of a vulnerable young woman taken advantage of by an older more powerful man in her youth#And the lasting impact it has on her life and her relationships especially in the constraints of an 1800’s upper-class society#And how she believes herself “unclean” for her new husband because of it#And how said husband very firmly says “no you are not unclean or lesser for what was done to you and I love you no matter what”#And how ALL THOSE IMPLICATIONS feel tragically undermined#by the end of the story essentially saying that she HAS to have sex with the older man (and then die) to resolve the problems#And that’s just. Never challenged really.#There’s no twist to it not even some attempt at an angle of empowerment or reclamation of her sexuality or something#yknow that trope of how if we the audience are told the protagonist squads plan that plan is bound to go wrong#We are told the plan and it just happens#No the mustache guy having a breakdown and going to his wife’s crypt does not count as the plan going wrong#Because we got told the REAL plan that the van helsing stand in and Ellen had behind Thomas’ back#And THAT goes off without a hitch!#The ending just. Happens! And it’s bad that it just happens I think!#But then I go in the tag and there’s people like “it’s bad cuz they showed tiddy”#Like guys pls it’s more complicated than that#I was just reminded of the line “I do not need redemption” from Ellen and like YES THATS SO RIGHT#but then the story says “the only way to stop the count is for you to die”#And like there’s also something there about how how much she hates when Thomas gets her flowers at the beginning because they’re dead#And then at the end the professor scatters cut flowers around her body when she can’t tell him no#and like! That’s something! I can almost FEEL this movie trying to make its point but it just falls short#You cannot have it both ways you cannot be condemning this unfair treatment of Ellen but also leaving it completely unexamined#“goddamn you see that shit? That was fucking crazy. Anyway I’m Robert Eggers”
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hey what would you do if i dressed them up again. hypothetically
AWAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH faux STOPPIT /affectionate
youre so good at giving them little outfits i am OBSESSED im OBSESSED
ehEhehEhEHEHE LOOK AT THEM YOU GUUUUYYYYYYSSSSS
FAUUUUUUXXXXX
#for me#off string au#os phrases#os rivers#im FUCKING SO EMOTIONAL THEY BOTH LOOK SO GOOD WAAAAHHHHHH#disgusting sobbing#phrases would look great in anything and everything i think theyre a fashion model#traffic cone coloured fashion model#rivers deserves a pretty flowy dress. fact. fact#sickass art#i want to draw these outfits you keep giving them im so goddamn obsessed theyre so.... so...........#my little thangs.... my weirdos my duders my creatures#your art is so so good im
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daily whistlebreeze until spo becomes PoV day 1398
I like seeing how different I can make gray cats by throwing Whis at them; anyways, Spotfur's been on my mind tonight
#warrior cats#whistlebreeze#spotfur#windclan#medicine cat#warrior#mostly thinking about all the potential she has that was never really used#how Spotfur's rebellion flopped so badly by being Like That#and how she literally stopped existing in ASC#woman has a COMPLICATED relation with having children because her mate died#next arc she's just a generic queen#goddamn these books piss me off sometimes with how neglectful they are about their characters#and it's not like this surprises me. Let's remember I am DAILY WHISTLEBREEZE#I have been drawing a random nobody for nearly four years now and you can still barely give anything Specific about Whis from the books#yeah FrostWhistle. Whis is kind and helpful and they saved each other and it's cool#yeah Ivypool's heart is a thing#but does it really characterise Whis in any interesting way whatsoever?#in my opinion not really no#I've searched fro every instance of Whis appearing on screen and it's mostly Whis being thrown around by the plot or the other cats#or by a fucking rabbit#a few cool things you can say is how Determined Whis was to save Leafkit. that's something#and you could also say that Whis prioritising helping Frost above obeying The Code is something too#but you have to Extrapolate all of this#the books don't give you any insight on what's going on in Whis' mind#and they won't#and that's what they do to most cats in their books#and we all know it and we all just see canon happen and then take the bits that interest us and make it Better#and yeah Spotfur is one of those cats that would really enjoy that treatment#Spotfur has drama on both a political level and interpersonal one (Bris Stem her kits and even her siblings just fucking off n stuff)#and they made her such a weak character by giving us Spotfur's rebellion
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I could count the amount of original stories of mine that don't have horror elements on one hand and idk what that says about me
#thylacines can talk#actually i do know it says mmmmm making horror monster ocs is fun#outside of my fandom ocs my ocs and original stories arre dominated by horror elements and religious themes oopsie daisy#i might eventually post about them but the hk brainrot is going strong#but a friend of mine got a commission for me of my doomer human x monster yaoi so you'll see my Main Babygirls soon 🥰#hand in unlovable hand they're fucked and weird and it's an unhealthy relationship and it'll never work as everything is stacked against#them yet each other is all they have and if being together means their death then so be it. Peter should have probably ran. Should have left#would be better off for the majorth of the story had he never met it yet the two are so alike. it's the first thing that's ever unnderstood#him. it's the first 'person' that's ever truly cared for him. And even if it has flaws and his life was ruined by things beyond his#comprehension and he risks his life he's not willing to let go of the only person whos truly seen him and loved him. Who is willing to tear#its world apart and die for him. There are no happy endings here. They were doomed from the start. But at least they have each other.#also tfw your life and 'family' sucks so much that a literal monster who manipulated you and used your body to carry out ruthless murders is#nicer to you than your goddamn brother and friends. like damn dude.#I honestly think if Slaughter was born a human their relationship would be great for both of them they truly fit together like two puzzle#pieces. two outcasts who have so much in common and find comfort in one another. but because of the circumstances of Slaughter's nature and#what it was forced to be this is not a healthy situation or a relationship. Peter comes out better at the end and would be as good as dead#if not for meeting Slaughter so there's a silver lining in all of this but goddamn dude. the bullshit it took to get there.#The fact that his life was so bad literally getting possessed by a monster and almost being murdered numerous times and an insane amount of#trauma and bbeing a target for monsters for the rest of your life literally IMPROVED IT my guy truly cant catch a fucking break 😭😭
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#it drives me completely insane how both foreigners and Germans act like supermarkets closing at 8 pm and on Sundays is reasonable and normal#IT'S FUCKING FOOD#IT'S ESSENTIAL#''but people should not work on sund–''#firstly why the fuck not#I loved working on sundays#you get a weekday to yourself to do any appointments in the morning and don't need to ask for a day off#AND#you don't expect emergency workers to not work sundays right???#FOOD IS EMERGENCY#I'm sick and tired of constantly starving myself because I was too tired to buy food after work#and my executive dysfunction wouldn't let me buy anything in the morning#i CONSTANTLY beg myself to get my ass up before lidl closes#and always end up sprinting to the store to grab a frozen pizza 5 minutes before closing#like in Prague I managed to get to the store before it closed at fucking 00:00#and I STILL had problems#I'm gonna get a fucking ed here in this goddamn country#this is unreal to me#is everyone here completely mentally healthy#doesn't have depression or adhd or some other thing that prevents them from executing their to-do list accurately??#seems unlikely
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sometimes when i have a flare-up it is not in fact because i was not pacing myself. it's more like
like. i was pacing myself but i was at maximum and then something unexpected came up that i couldn't avoid so it pushed me over the edge. or i was pacing myself but i slightly misjudged where my threshold was this week and got it wrong. or whatever
do not assume the risk was not calculated. 99% of the time it was and i am allowed to take those goddamn risks
but also the 1% is just called Being Alive and abled people get to do it all the time. why shouldn't i
#hngh.#painblogging#this series of rants was prompted by a well-meant comment from a fellow disabled person that i know they didn't mean like this#but it absolutely sets me off because i've had over a decade of people telling me to be careful#in ways that a) deny me autonomy b) make my health actively worse and c) don't give me the credit for actually being careful#i am. so fucking careful. i have shrunk my life so much. i have denied myself so much.#AM I TO HAVE NO GODDAMN JOY AT ALL. what is the point of keeping safe if i'm not staying safe FOR anything#anyway this is not @ them. if it was i would have said it to their face. it's just a general statement#please give disabled people both autonomy over their decisions AND CREDIT FOR ALL THE GOOD DECISIONS THEY MAKE#before you start judging us for the bad ones#especially when you're assuming the wrong thing is the bad decision (the thing that caused my flare-up was something else. on this occasion
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ily bakugou katsuki u are the only thing that hasn't pissed me off today
#today i was basically told that i have to take all of my breaks at work back to back to back within one hour two hours after i clock in#which means that i don't get a break at all later during the night so i don't fucking Want that but i have no other choice because#i'm basically being cornered into doing it by one of the managers who texted my department lead and said i tried to get someone to#cover me for my break at “almost 7 when everyone is going home” which is a fucking lie i asked at 6#who the fuck wants to take all of their breaks in one hour two hours after they start their eight hour shift#i asked for someone to cover me at 6 because i had to use the bathroom really fucking badly and she was like#“why didn't you take them while the midshift was here” the midshift has a three hour overlap with my shift and i have to be clocked in#for at least two hours before i take any breaks at all and i don't want to take all of my breaks at once that soon#ONE HOUR BEFORE MY COWORKER LEAVES#and like we both have stuff to do????#all three breaks two hours into my shift then nothing for the next six fucking hours funniest joke i've ever heard in my entire life#except it's not a joke because it's from a manager so if i don't do this stupid ass shit i could get disciplined or fired#because they don't want to send anyone to cover for me#you know what's even funnier? i am the ONLY PERSON scheduled for these fucking 2-10 shifts except for our full time guy#my other coworkers? 4-10. i don't want this fucking 2-10 shift get me the fuck OFF OF IT#EATS MY ENTIRE FUCKING DAY#i woke up at 8:30am this morning and it still felt like my entire goddamn day was stolen from me because i wake up have time to myself for#about 5 hours out of my whole day then i have to get ready and get my ass to work until the end of the fucking day#tag rant#tag vent#bakugou katsuki#i feel like this is something i should call my union rep about but idk
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so noncon then. you mean noncon. that’s called noncon.
#i am going to SCREAM#this isn’t a one-off btw there are a lot of ao3 fics with this kind of tagging issue#like fics that are pretty clearly noncon but they’re only tagged as dubcon#or tags like ‘noncon but they’re both into it so it’s fine’#and it drives me up the fucking WALL#you can write noncon it’s ok just admit to yourself that that’s what you’re writing goddamn it!!!!#it doesn’t make u evil i promise#calling it what it is is actually BETTER bc it means your tags are. y’know. actually accurate and therefore useful#and also tbh it reassures me as a reader that you are aware that this behavior should not be emulated irl#mars speaks
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As someone who has been near deathly afraid of tornados since I was little
I am never watching the new Twisters movie
#it’s been like a fearful fascination though#so I made the mistake of viewing the ENTIRE EF5 clip on TikTok#worst mistake I could have made#just with everyone getting sucked in#that poor girl getting absolutely SIDEWIPED by debris#and the dude laying on top of the protagonist to protect her GETTING YOINKED OUT OF NOWHERE#I COULDNT EVEN PREPARE FOR IT I THOUGH THEY WOULD BOTH MAKE IT OUT#It doesn’t help that the insane summer weather has been causing massive thunderstorms and tornado warnings in a place THAT DOESNT GET THEM#horrified#next time that happens you can count on yours truly having a fucking panic attack#I’m never going to tornado alley#you couldn’t make me go at gunpoint#the gun would go off#at least that would be quick#and death wouldn’t be spent suspended midair getting bashed or skewered by debris and suffocating with all air being sucked out of you#fuck tornados man#bless storm chasers but fuck the storms they chase#and fuck me too for being an idiot and watching that video#never again#dragon speaks#dragon is also shaking in their fucking boots because goddamn
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i've never had so many "there was an error autosaving your post" and fucking "ooops! it looks like there was an error trying to upload that image" messages In A Row, annoying the hell out of me!! this goddamn new post editor never stops making me wanna punch through my goddamn laptop screen!!
#the text is red to represent both my anger and the fact that the error messages are literally red (as you may well already know)#how did you (tumblr) make the simple action of uploading a goddamn image and/or gif so Goddamn HARD?!?!#i'm SICK of this shit!!#like what in the goddamn hell is this editor's deal??? i upload images and/or gifs and then it KICKS THEM OFF??? with a 'ooops!' ???#it's already harder than ever to arrange them into place what with this jankyass dragging shit you have to do now#FUCK!#tumblr#rambles#i just had to let that out. if i held that in it'd turn into a stress headache and we can't have that
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i'm like a real good writer
#personal log#i needed to skip ahead and write some power couple ending scenes#need to know where i'm headed to get to where i need to go yknow#listen i am WRANGLING canon to make power couple ending both plausible and tasteful#this bad boy can fit like SO many trust issues#sigh. avery is going to have to burn every single bridge isn't he#gonna tear himself down. you can't save me from wallowing in the mud if i throw myself in the pit first#AVERY PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER MAN!!!!#been playing with he finds a way to be one of solas' Many Agents#then the reveal is just like. 'here's your report boss' '(that one meme of dwight theoffice being startled.png'#but like with way higher stakes it won't be THAT boring#like im p sure the Needed Thing is avery would have to BLATANTLY betray what's left of the inq#and part of the operation is in itself sacrificing that piece on the board as it were#sigh. maybe solas highly suspected but didn't let him think about it too hard because goddamn he NEEDED someone that deep in the IC for this#and we all know his denial game can be off the fucking charts#and then it's like#'WHO ELSE WOULD IT FUCKING BE???'#whatever man#this shit isn't even going to be properly drafted for like... years. if i even get that far#sigh. much to consider#if you're still reading this come get your card punched. turn in 10 to get me to shut the fuck up
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