#but god i wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud
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one of the many things to love about george is that his yelling about a deadly situation voice and yelling at his roommates voice is the exact same voice
#terror is terror what can i say#being human uk#george sands#love when his voice gets all shrieky#but god i wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud#yeah i'm rewatching it now i do want to see where it goes
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Me after every single interaction I have: god I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud
Fyi I stole that entire sentence, possibly verbatim, from another post. I'm just venting, as you will see in the tags:/
#just went grocery shopping and the cashier complimented my blue hair#all i heard initially was 'nice (some one-syllable utterance)'#and it took me a good couple of seconds to compute Utterance=hair so in the meantime. i just said thanks#and hoped it would suffice#well anyway i finally give the guy an actual glance as im always avoiding eye contact SO hard like. idk what anyone looks like dhdhd#and i notice he also has dyed hair. hes black and has these cool red braids#but by the time ive figured all this out im Leaving like. the time has long passed to say 'you too' about the hair#so now im gonna be remembered as this polite yet dismissive person when in reality im. barely functioning as a human#i wonder how many misunderstandings happen bc of shit like this#with me personally i know it's a Fuckton just. the rest of the population
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hey babe 😘
I was wondering if you can do some headcanons for what the brothers (and whoever else's) top 3 favorite human-world meme references are (from vine, tik tok, or just random shit on the internet really haha) :3 im in the mood for something a bit more light-hearted. Love you boooo 💞
Hello dear! Yes I will absolutely do this haha.
I'm gonna go for ones they can say out loud or immitate. Maybe in the future I will do some where it's gifs/memes they send in chat lol
The brothers' favorite memes referenced by MC
Genre: comedy, headcanons
Cw: swearing
GN!Mc; No specifiers for gender used
If you wanna know any of the specific references bc a lot of these may be a bit older, let me know and I can send ya the meme or link to the video. These are just definitely some I can see them busting up laughing about haha. S/o to all you chaotic Mcs out there who would absolutely do shit like this at all times. I see you and I respect you. 🙏
Belphie
H.Y.C.Y.BH by Tom Cardy (singing directly at Lucifer when he loses something)
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?" (again, directed at Lucifer)
"I cant believe i put on my good crocs for this."
Beel
"Ah." (E.g. the peanut butter baby)
Immitating the Surprised pikachu expression
"All these flavors, and yet you choose to be salty."
Asmo
"A man with an unwashed ass has an opinion again" (directed at literally any of his brothers when they say something stupid)
"___, you ignorant slut." (Name can be changed to be applied to literally anyone)
"Thats hot." (Immitating Paris Hilton and used to reference anything that is absolutely not hot)
Satan
"I won't hesitate, bitch." (Directed at anyone and everyone)
"This bitch empty...YEET!" (and then throwing something directly at Lucifer)
Any reference to those weird paintings of birds ("this jackassery will not stand," "the risk i took was calculated, but man am I bad at math") ("I'd sell you to Satan for one corn chip" is his favorite though)
Levi
"I'm going to break your Nico Nico Kneecaps!" (Directed at any of his brothers when they do something to piss you off)
"My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined" BECAUSE ITS CANON IN GAME OMG
"DO NOT FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!" *screaming* (also including all of the movements)(also probably after awhile Mc would replace "God" with "Diavolo")
Mammon
"Do it." (Either in the Palpatine voice from Star Wars or imitating Shia LaBeouf. He loves both)
"It's Wednesday my dudes..." *screams*
Naruto running literally anywhere
Lucifer
Literally anything said/done by Wayne from Letterkenny ("hard no", "I wish you weren't so fuckin awkward, bud", *pulling out a red card when one of his brothers is acting a fool*, "...and I suggest you let that one marinate.")
"I think I died long ago and you _#_ are my eternal punishment." (Number changes depending on how many of the people around you got on your nerves)
"Whoa there friend you might need to slow down." (In literally any situation that's way too intense for that level of calm.) He hates that he finds this funny
#obey me!#obey me#shall we date: obey me#obey me swd#obm#obey me headcanons#obm headcanons#headcanons#comedy#obey me comedy#obm comedy#obm crack#obey me crack#crack#gn!mc#gn!reader#obm gn!mc#obey me gn!mc#obm gn!reader#obey me gn!reader
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things i should be doing: writing.
things i’m doing instead: hyping myself up to make a grown up phonecall bc my a/c has decided to go out again and i live in houston and you can’t live in houston during the summer without a/c.
#(ooc); i wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud.#it's not bad yet#like it gets little stuffy (upper 70's inside)#but i have enough fans and portable a/c units from last year when this happened#that i'm comfy if i just point them all at me and don't move#and it cools off enough at night to sleep#i'm just fucking annoyed is all i guess#bc the people that fixed it last year told my landlord it needed to be fully replaced#and he didn't want to do it#i get it#it's expensive#but like#... thank god my lease is up in august
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God I feel like this was such a cool concept and she just butchered it. And like I legit feel so bad for Brenda Song. She is trying really hard to carry this.
And then at 2:50 the mom from Wizards of Waverly Place is like "uh oh dont go there" which wasnt funny and then the 20 second pause was for fucking awkward. Then made the exact same joke again. Wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud.
It's just so painful to watch. And it only has 108k views. Its just so weird to see a late night show with so little views. A bunch of her videos dont even break 100k
Also I'm just gonna leave this here
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