#just went grocery shopping and the cashier complimented my blue hair

[criminal-sen]

Me after every single interaction I have: god I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud

Fyi I stole that entire sentence, possibly verbatim, from another post. I'm just venting, as you will see in the tags:/

[its--kaitlyn]

Actually I think you should answer all of them. Actually I dare you to answer all of them.

oo boi here we go

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? 

spotify fo sho

is your room messy or clean?

eh, i can see my floor so i consider that a plus

what color are your eyes?

well they started hazel but i can see some brown now

do you like your name? why?

eh i do, but i think its a little gender-specific. idk if i’d change it tho

what is your relationship status?

desperate somebody pls

describe your personality in 3 words or less

really bad puns

what color hair do you have?

v v v dark brown, sometimes indistinguishable from black

what kind of car do you drive? color?

i drive a navy blue malibu

where do you shop?

the store

how would you describe your style?

hungover frat boy

favorite social media account

wtf is this site called again, oh yeah, my life.

what size bed do you have?

full

any siblings?

one bigger sis

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?

ugh jeez, probably a big cali city. i rly like the vibe

favorite snapchat filter?

the speedometer one bc it shows how lazy i actually am

favorite makeup brand(s)

i go al naturahl

how many times a week do you shower?

7+

favorite tv show?

bob’s burgers, the office, how i met your mother

shoe size?

11 yikes

how tall are you?

5′8″ 1/2 I think

sandals or sneakers?

sneakers

do you go to the gym?

uhf i wish

describe your dream date

yikes

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?

$15 I think??

what color socks are you wearing?

turquoise

how many pillows do you sleep with?

8!!

do you have a job? what do you do?

i work at a grocery store, i range from cashier to bagger to truck, so i do a lil bit of everything

how many friends do you have?

4 or 5 close ones and a LOT of acquaintances

whats the worst thing you have ever done?

i took a shot once but that wasn’t too bad, and i skipped one of my finals 

whats your favorite candle scent?

lavender probs or anything fruity

3 favorite boy names

boi

3 favorite girl names

gurl

favorite actor?

cute ones

favorite actress?

all of them

who is your celebrity crush?

all of them

favorite movie?

mama mia, rent, nerve, now you see me (NOT the second one), the lion king, and probably a couple more but i don’t watch a lot of movies as it is

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?

i don’t but I want to a lot more, i’m currently reading Panic and it’s really good

money or brains?

yes,,,, jk i go for brains

do you have a nickname? what is it?

kk, k, gay uncle glen, glen, glenneth, kalechip, kale

how many times have you been to the hospital?

twice i think, once for my arm and once when i got my teeth knocked out

top 10 favorite songs

anything bastille tbh

do you take any medications daily?

no

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)

callused and dry lmao

what is your biggest fear?

the unknown and heights

how many kids do you want?

0-2, but we’ll see where life takes me

whats your go to hair style?

hungover frat boy

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)

i live in two 

who is your role model?

my doggos

what was the last compliment you received?

are you a boi or a gurl

what was the last text you sent?

LOL

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?

i always assumed he wasn’t real

what is your dream car?

a car

opinion on smoking?

indifferent, i’m very against cigarettes tho

do you go to college?

just had my first class today!! i’m not graduated from hs though

what is your dream job?

something social, i want to make a positive impact on the world

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?

rural probs

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?

i haven’t been to one in forever but probably

do you have freckles?

i used to but they went away with time

do you smile for pictures?

depends, but i do most of the time

how many pictures do you have on your phone?

980

have you ever peed in the woods?

i don’t think so??

do you still watch cartoons?

no not really

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?

mcdicks

Favorite dipping sauce?

bbq or ketchup

what do you wear to bed?

pajamas

have you ever won a spelling bee?

nope

what are your hobbies?

writing, hanging with friends, biking and tumblr

can you draw?

lmao no

do you play an instrument?

french horn yo, i rly wanna learn guitar

what was the last concert you saw?

my own band concert 

tea or coffee?

neither tbh, but if i had to choose it would be tea

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?

neither 

do you want to get married?

but of course

what is your crush’s first and last initial?

First is N, not gonna do last

are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

idk maybe??

what color looks best on you?

i’ve been told red looks good on me, that and black

do you miss anyone right now?

i wouldn’t say miss, but maybe want their company?

do you sleep with your door open or closed?

slightly ajar

do you believe in ghosts?

yes, i love me some good paranormal shit

what is your biggest pet peeve?

UGH i never know how to answer this

last person you called`

mi mama

favorite ice cream flavor?

vanilla or anything sherbet

regular oreos or golden oreos?

golden of course

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?

rainbow

what shirt are you wearing?

my tennis sweatshirt from two years ago

what is your phone background?

something i colored from an adult coloring book a while back

are you outgoing or shy?

id say i went from shy to outgoing

do you like it when people play with your hair?

YES OMG THAT SHIT is the bomb

do you like your neighbors?

i don’t talk to them lmao

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?

nah

have you ever been high?

nope

have you ever been drunk?

nope

last thing you ate?

a lemon bar from pit

favorite lyrics right now

Oil On Water by Bastille, that whole song is just yes

summer or winter?

yes

day or night?

day, i’m more of a morning person, but sometimes i’m an all day perso

dark, milk, or white chocolate?

white

favorite month?

august of course

what is your zodiac sign

leo

who was the last person you cried in front of?

mi madre