#just went grocery shopping and the cashier complimented my blue hair
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Me after every single interaction I have: god I wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud
Fyi I stole that entire sentence, possibly verbatim, from another post. I'm just venting, as you will see in the tags:/
#just went grocery shopping and the cashier complimented my blue hair#all i heard initially was 'nice (some one-syllable utterance)'#and it took me a good couple of seconds to compute Utterance=hair so in the meantime. i just said thanks#and hoped it would suffice#well anyway i finally give the guy an actual glance as im always avoiding eye contact SO hard like. idk what anyone looks like dhdhd#and i notice he also has dyed hair. hes black and has these cool red braids#but by the time ive figured all this out im Leaving like. the time has long passed to say 'you too' about the hair#so now im gonna be remembered as this polite yet dismissive person when in reality im. barely functioning as a human#i wonder how many misunderstandings happen bc of shit like this#with me personally i know it's a Fuckton just. the rest of the population
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1-100 of the same asks you sent me! Fancy granting an interview for your public? X'D
I regret asking for this lmaoooooo hehe but here we go x’D
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? None
is your room messy or clean? I dont have a room but my living area (1 half of the front room of the apartment has groceries all over it rn bc i just came back from the store lol)
what color are your eyes? Brown ( basic I know)
do you like your name? why? Yes its quite unique :p
what is your relationship status? Never been in one lma
describe your personality in 3 words or less : Rainbow child
what color hair do you have? Brown but it looks black though in the summer if I leave it out it turns red
what kind of car do you drive? color? I dont have one :o
where do you shop? lol the store
how would you describe your style? someone where between boho goth and tomboy (if I had any money I could experiment)
favorite social media account . I . Hate.social media but stay on it lmao
what size bed do you have? I dont have a bed I sleep on the floor on a huge blanket lmao ( it hurts bc I have such protruding bones)
any siblings? TOOOO MANY lol
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Lmao somewhere cold like siberia
favorite snapchat filter? dont have snapchat
favorite makeup brand(s) dont care about make-up enough
how many times a week do you shower? I take a bath everyday
favorite tv show? I dont watch tv but the last show I liked was Red Band Society
shoe size? 12
how tall are you? 6″2
sandals or sneakers? I LOVE SNEAKERS
do you go to the gym? Yes I love it
describe your dream date ummm I dont think abt them things
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $1.84
what color socks are you wearing? none but just took off some red socks
how many pillows do you sleep with? none I sleep w/a moose called moosey that ive had since 2008
do you have a job? what do you do? cashier
how many friends do you have? irl none
whats the worst thing you have ever done? eat a bunch of pineapples when I was like 5
whats your favorite candle scent? melon
3 favorite boy names I dont fav names lol
3 favorite girl names none
favorite actor? I dont watch alot of movies but bc hes been my fav dude since I was a bby Hugh jackman but more recent for like 5 years now eddie redmayne
favorite actress? eee none really
who is your celebrity crush? havent got one atm
favorite movie? SGT PEPPERS LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND bee gees peter frampton
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? Yes and adrenalize phil collen
money or brains? eh eh ( am poor) and alot of rich people you’ll realize are super stupid lol but I guess money (because I aint got none)
do you have a nickname? what is it? mommanoma
how many times have you been to the hospital? enough times
top 10 favorite songs TOO MANY TOO NAME omdgsgdlkds
do you take any medications daily? no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) soft ?!?!?
what is your biggest fear? the end
how many kids do you want? 2 girls 2 boys
whats your go to hair style? I usually wear a hat
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I live in a 1 room apartment
who is your role model? myself (sorry @ everyone lol)
what was the last compliment you received? “I like your shirt”
what was the last text you sent? “Hai”
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? He is
what is your dream car? A truck ford F350
opinion on smoking? *chokes* ew
do you go to college? not yet
what is your dream job? Having my own crochet store or being a director/actress/singer
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? rural
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? no
do you have freckles? Idk ?!?
do you smile for pictures? Yes ever since I was in a class and we needed to get I.D’s made and when it came time to take pictures the rude ass lady went “are you sure you want to smile with your teeth” so yah I smile showing all them teeth
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 4
have you ever peed in the woods? never been into the woods
do you still watch cartoons? yah
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? wendys
Favorite dipping sauce? ranch or tartar sauce
what do you wear to bed? nothing
have you ever won a spelling bee? yah
what are your hobbies? crocheting , drawing , making horrid movie reviews , thinking i am a professional nail artists
can you draw? yah
do you play an instrument? nerp
what was the last concert you saw? never been to one
tea or coffee? both
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? only bc here the dunkin is nasty starbucks
do you want to get married? yeh
what is your crush’s first and last initial? dont have one
are you going to change your last name when you get married? I might
what color looks best on you? burgundy / light blue
do you miss anyone right now? dovid baowie
do you sleep with your door open or closed? who doesnt lock the door
do you believe in ghosts? yesh
what is your biggest pet peeve? people sniffling,coughing,sneezing,snorting just people
last person you called`mommy
favorite ice cream flavor? dont like ice cream that much but eith caramel or pistachio
regular oreos or golden oreos? pumpkin spice
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? ewww sprinkles are gross
what shirt are you wearing? none
what is your phone background? bee gees and peter frampton
are you outgoing or shy? am a shy turtle
do you like it when people play with your hair? I will break ur arm if you touch my hair
do you like your neighbors? no
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? morning
have you ever been high? no
have you ever been drunk? no
last thing you ate? am eating a pizza
favorite lyrics right now “ even when im wrong I tend to think im right”
summer or winter? winter
day or night? day
dark, milk, or white chocolate? milk
favorite month? october/november
what is your zodiac sign scorpio ;)
who was the last person you cried in front of? mi mommy
that concludes our interview
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Actually I think you should answer all of them. Actually I dare you to answer all of them.
oo boi here we go
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora?
spotify fo sho
is your room messy or clean?
eh, i can see my floor so i consider that a plus
what color are your eyes?
well they started hazel but i can see some brown now
do you like your name? why?
eh i do, but i think its a little gender-specific. idk if i’d change it tho
what is your relationship status?
desperate somebody pls
describe your personality in 3 words or less
really bad puns
what color hair do you have?
v v v dark brown, sometimes indistinguishable from black
what kind of car do you drive? color?
i drive a navy blue malibu
where do you shop?
the store
how would you describe your style?
hungover frat boy
favorite social media account
wtf is this site called again, oh yeah, my life.
what size bed do you have?
full
any siblings?
one bigger sis
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?
ugh jeez, probably a big cali city. i rly like the vibe
favorite snapchat filter?
the speedometer one bc it shows how lazy i actually am
favorite makeup brand(s)
i go al naturahl
how many times a week do you shower?
7+
favorite tv show?
bob’s burgers, the office, how i met your mother
shoe size?
11 yikes
how tall are you?
5′8″ 1/2 I think
sandals or sneakers?
sneakers
do you go to the gym?
uhf i wish
describe your dream date
yikes
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?
$15 I think??
what color socks are you wearing?
turquoise
how many pillows do you sleep with?
8!!
do you have a job? what do you do?
i work at a grocery store, i range from cashier to bagger to truck, so i do a lil bit of everything
how many friends do you have?
4 or 5 close ones and a LOT of acquaintances
whats the worst thing you have ever done?
i took a shot once but that wasn’t too bad, and i skipped one of my finals
whats your favorite candle scent?
lavender probs or anything fruity
3 favorite boy names
boi
3 favorite girl names
gurl
favorite actor?
cute ones
favorite actress?
all of them
who is your celebrity crush?
all of them
favorite movie?
mama mia, rent, nerve, now you see me (NOT the second one), the lion king, and probably a couple more but i don’t watch a lot of movies as it is
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book?
i don’t but I want to a lot more, i’m currently reading Panic and it’s really good
money or brains?
yes,,,, jk i go for brains
do you have a nickname? what is it?
kk, k, gay uncle glen, glen, glenneth, kalechip, kale
how many times have you been to the hospital?
twice i think, once for my arm and once when i got my teeth knocked out
top 10 favorite songs
anything bastille tbh
do you take any medications daily?
no
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)
callused and dry lmao
what is your biggest fear?
the unknown and heights
how many kids do you want?
0-2, but we’ll see where life takes me
whats your go to hair style?
hungover frat boy
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc)
i live in two
who is your role model?
my doggos
what was the last compliment you received?
are you a boi or a gurl
what was the last text you sent?
LOL
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?
i always assumed he wasn’t real
what is your dream car?
a car
opinion on smoking?
indifferent, i’m very against cigarettes tho
do you go to college?
just had my first class today!! i’m not graduated from hs though
what is your dream job?
something social, i want to make a positive impact on the world
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
rural probs
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
i haven’t been to one in forever but probably
do you have freckles?
i used to but they went away with time
do you smile for pictures?
depends, but i do most of the time
how many pictures do you have on your phone?
980
have you ever peed in the woods?
i don’t think so??
do you still watch cartoons?
no not really
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
mcdicks
Favorite dipping sauce?
bbq or ketchup
what do you wear to bed?
pajamas
have you ever won a spelling bee?
nope
what are your hobbies?
writing, hanging with friends, biking and tumblr
can you draw?
lmao no
do you play an instrument?
french horn yo, i rly wanna learn guitar
what was the last concert you saw?
my own band concert
tea or coffee?
neither tbh, but if i had to choose it would be tea
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?
neither
do you want to get married?
but of course
what is your crush’s first and last initial?
First is N, not gonna do last
are you going to change your last name when you get married?
idk maybe??
what color looks best on you?
i’ve been told red looks good on me, that and black
do you miss anyone right now?
i wouldn’t say miss, but maybe want their company?
do you sleep with your door open or closed?
slightly ajar
do you believe in ghosts?
yes, i love me some good paranormal shit
what is your biggest pet peeve?
UGH i never know how to answer this
last person you called`
mi mama
favorite ice cream flavor?
vanilla or anything sherbet
regular oreos or golden oreos?
golden of course
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
rainbow
what shirt are you wearing?
my tennis sweatshirt from two years ago
what is your phone background?
something i colored from an adult coloring book a while back
are you outgoing or shy?
id say i went from shy to outgoing
do you like it when people play with your hair?
YES OMG THAT SHIT is the bomb
do you like your neighbors?
i don’t talk to them lmao
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
nah
have you ever been high?
nope
have you ever been drunk?
nope
last thing you ate?
a lemon bar from pit
favorite lyrics right now
Oil On Water by Bastille, that whole song is just yes
summer or winter?
yes
day or night?
day, i’m more of a morning person, but sometimes i’m an all day perso
dark, milk, or white chocolate?
white
favorite month?
august of course
what is your zodiac sign
leo
who was the last person you cried in front of?
mi madre
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