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facts-i-just-made-up · 1 year ago

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NFTS AND MICROTRANSACTIONS COMING SOON TO BALDUR'S GATE III

FIJMU News 8-20-23 by T. Fling Carlock

Microsoft announced today that they have purchased Wizards of the Coast, the company which controls Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, and numerous American presidential candidates.

According to Microsoft spokesman Mike Rosoftspoquesmin, "Larian did a great job and made a lot of people happy. This however did not make us money, so we bought it and plan to squeeze this newfound fanbase and their well earned trust for every possible cent."

Upcoming changes include NFT purchases in game shops, new in-game currencies that let players pay for extra d20 on rolls (limit 99d20 per roll), new "Loot Boxes" which can be purchased in lieu of traditional treasure chests (limit 500 reloads per deposit) and allowing character creation only from paid transactions for each article of clothing and genital enhancement (limit 3ft enlargement per genital).

Microsoft also plans to introduce bugs and glitches to the game, which are traditional to modern games and have been lacking thus far. A Baldur's Gate cinematic universe has also been announced, with "Baldur's Gate Part 1: That Goblin Has A Rock" coming soon to a theater near you.

#baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #wizards of the coast #microsoft #dungeons and dragons #unreality for now #but give it a month

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atinymexicanbird · 16 days ago

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Ark siblings in all universes 🪐

#it's not a movie spoiler i swear #i had these sketches in my wips for months lol #the movie just motivated me to polish them enough to release them #i love them sm ty sonic team for giving us more maria content #my art #ark siblings #sth #maria robotnik #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanart #shadow fanart #sonic movie 3 #artists on tumblr #sonic #shadow #this is officially my biggest post that ive ever had ty for your tags and comments i love to see them all

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tariah23 · 8 months ago

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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

#rambling #seen wp go ‘they’re mismembering their history is all-‘#as if they’d know more than the actual Japanese people #comments on ever post about yasuke are full of racist wp arguing with Japanese ppl and telling them that yasuke was a ‘nobody slave’#while Japanese ppl are just like ‘well anyway-‘ on their asses it’s kind of embarrassing #the guy is literally an historical figure bro #how are you mad that everyone from a country that you have such an unhealthy interest in isn’t as racist as you are??? that’s what it’s #giving #I’m sure there are lots of Japanese ppl being racist af too #since antiblackness is global and everyone has a problem with black people simply existing but #they hate us too but 😭#it’s just #expect full blown kkk bullshit as soon as a black character pokes their head out from around the curtain #antiblackness #I see white ppl cry about yasuke every other month man #or at least once a year on Twitter

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idontmindifuforgetme · 2 months ago

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guys i'm truly anxious about the election hysteria detracting from attention that should be going into fundraisers, so ahead of all the ruckus i genuinely think it's important to remember and that fundraisers remain paramount. platforming campaigns periodically is one of very few ways we can help and i'm worried many people will lose sight of that in the midst of the pointless discourse about the election. but it's literally all smoke and mirrors and none of it makes a tangible difference the way fundraising does

#plus this election hysteria will be drawn out and itll give me secondhand embarrassment #and like i'm not willing to lose the next 2 months to this whole thing when entire families could be getting helped rn

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tazmiilly · 6 months ago

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#over the past few months I have finally started to maybe care about their college years #as in I've given it some more attention #simply because I thought more about how ford reflects on college #it's a very interesting part I like to give to his character #anyways that's unrelated from this post #scribbles #gravity falls #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor

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adragonsfriend · 8 months ago

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It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."

#star wars #darth sidious #jedi #jedi council #anakin skywalker #plagueis would always give himself sith lord of the month and that's why Sidious killed him change my mind

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shepscapades · 6 months ago

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Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

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yokyoaaa · 8 months ago

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GET MESMERIZED IDIOT‼️💥💥💥💥💥💥‼️💫💫🌀🌀

#IM OBSESSED WITH THE SONG AND CHARACTER DESIGN #AND THE WHOLE VIBE OF THE SONG IT’S GIVING DHMIS… IT’S GIVING KIDS SHOW…#anyways #time to disappear for a month again bye guys 😍#mesmerizer vocaloid #mesmerizer #hatsune miku #kasane teto #vocaloid #vocaloid fanart #hatsune miku fanart #kasane teto fanart #miku #teto #my art

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aueua · 1 year ago

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#[.txt]#what's with the bot messages these months 😓#caps #e: they got worse they won't even give us emojis

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 days ago

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Pit Bonnie wants to be the best FNAF bunny

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nousanti · 10 months ago

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Lately I did wonder if you did it all to make you feel desired, for love to replace your shame.

#mithrun #mithrun dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #idk how much this drawing gives away but just in case I guess #hi im still cryign about mithrun #yeah its been over a month yeas #more tamino lyrics also DONT BE MAD AT ME #dugneon meshi fanart

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transthatfag · 5 months ago

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destiel forehead healing kiss. what more could u want.

#art #digital art #my art 🦷#digital painting #supernatural #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #spn fanart #spn #destiel fanart #i am. so tired.#i tried my hardest to not half ass this and give up #i sorta accomplished that but not really #ill have some grace for myself tho cause i really struggled to make art this month :/#spn fanart is so theraputic tho #i missed making my visions for this show #it also just felt like the most low stakes thing to make #this looks way better *not* on mobile.. too lazy to edit this shit now

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phaoi · 4 months ago

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may i introduce..

THE phRATS

#crochet #dan and phil #dnp #phan #mine #this took me months to finish #so at some point I really couldn’t bring up the Motivation to make another set of clothes … sorry phil #maybe I’ll do it at some point in the future tho!#I made sure to at least give him a pride flag tho 😅#(the pattern for the rats is by ComplicatedKnots on YT and I thought of everything else by myself)

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pangur-and-grim · 21 days ago

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there’s a poetry contest that I kinda want to enter, but the requirement is a single 10-page poem. which is nuts. it would have to be some sort of rhyming short story….

#I want to spend a day this month doing nothing but this #just need to think of something #maybe I’ll take a story I already wrote that’s got rejected a ton and give it ye olde rhymey whimey treatment

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featheredpheonix · 2 years ago

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