#but give it a month

[facts-i-just-made-up]

NFTS AND MICROTRANSACTIONS COMING SOON TO BALDUR'S GATE III

FIJMU News 8-20-23 by T. Fling Carlock

Microsoft announced today that they have purchased Wizards of the Coast, the company which controls Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, and numerous American presidential candidates.

According to Microsoft spokesman Mike Rosoftspoquesmin, "Larian did a great job and made a lot of people happy. This however did not make us money, so we bought it and plan to squeeze this newfound fanbase and their well earned trust for every possible cent."

Upcoming changes include NFT purchases in game shops, new in-game currencies that let players pay for extra d20 on rolls (limit 99d20 per roll), new "Loot Boxes" which can be purchased in lieu of traditional treasure chests (limit 500 reloads per deposit) and allowing character creation only from paid transactions for each article of clothing and genital enhancement (limit 3ft enlargement per genital).

Microsoft also plans to introduce bugs and glitches to the game, which are traditional to modern games and have been lacking thus far. A Baldur's Gate cinematic universe has also been announced, with "Baldur's Gate Part 1: That Goblin Has A Rock" coming soon to a theater near you.

[cinamun]

What a time to be alive.

Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚

[atinymexicanbird]

Ark siblings in all universes 🪐

[idontmindifuforgetme]

guys i'm truly anxious about the election hysteria detracting from attention that should be going into fundraisers, so ahead of all the ruckus i genuinely think it's important to remember and that fundraisers remain paramount. platforming campaigns periodically is one of very few ways we can help and i'm worried many people will lose sight of that in the midst of the pointless discourse about the election. but it's literally all smoke and mirrors and none of it makes a tangible difference the way fundraising does

[yokyoaaa]

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[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Puppet is burden with knowing the truth,,

[tazmiilly]

[adragonsfriend]

It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Sex is ok but like. have you tried good pasta

[pangur-and-grim]

there’s a poetry contest that I kinda want to enter, but the requirement is a single 10-page poem. which is nuts. it would have to be some sort of rhyming short story….

[shepscapades]

Surely this will have no negative consequences whatsoever!

[thenevarranaccord]

What’s really jumping out at me on my second playthrough is that the writers of the first three games understood that your character was the main character. The Veilguard writers clearly thought that the main characters were their characters, the companions.

Every scene is about setting the companions up as cool or competent or sympathetic. Often, this is done at Rook’s expense. The companions get all the witty one-liners; Rook’s attempts at humor not only frequently fall flat, but are frequently called out for falling flat (even when they’re completely automatic and the player has no say in them).

The companions have all the knowledge and skills; Rook just brought them all together and gives them all pep talks so they can focus. I’m trying to edit out all of the comments where Rook is like “Um… what????” from my videos, and let me tell you, it takes WORK. There are A LOT of them. I can count on one hand the number of times when the Inquisitor or Hawke comes across as dumb, but it seems to be a built-in, unavoidable part of Rook’s character. I have not selected a single “purple” option in all of Act 1, and Rook is still coming across as the kid who tries to be the class clown to cover for the fact that he’s always confused. Rook’s role in most scenes is to say “Uhhh… what?” so that the companions look smart.

Rook is always the one offering sympathy and never the one getting it. No one actually comes to comfort you after Varric’s death. No one asks you how you’re feeling about having to lead the team now that Varric is gone. No one tries to reassure you or give you advice for dealing with the trickster god haunting your dreams. We’re told that Neve could keep Solas out of your head, but she never actually offers to do this for you. No one comforts a Shadow Dragon Rook when Minrathous is destroyed or a Grey Warden Rook when Weisshaupt is destroyed. Rook’s problems don’t matter. Only the problems of main characters matter.

Rook is a secondary character in their own story.

[aueua]

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[nousanti]

Lately I did wonder if you did it all to make you feel desired, for love to replace your shame.

[phaoi]

may i introduce..

THE phRATS

[chloesimaginationthings]

Pit Bonnie wants to be the best FNAF bunny