#but fringe benefits

[biteofcherry]

pls when u have time, can u share some hc and future ideas u have for fringe benefits with mob au stucky x reader? i miss them so much!

Ah, Fringe Benefit mobsters 😎

I hope it was obvious with the way I wrote them that Bucky and Steve have from the very beginning decided on it being a sealed future, not only an arrangement for the time being

and yes, I mean they are never letting you go

and yes, their plan involves breeding you

They're both demanding and can be ruthless in the way they take you, but they also take great care of you

And they like you being their assistant (because you're damn good at the job, but also because they love using you during the day, between meetings, etc.), so they won't force you to be just a stay at home spoiled doll

unless you want to, then it's fine with them;

Steve is more stern, but it also transfers onto the way he makes sure you take care of your self, not skip meals, voice your needs

Bucky is more playful, but don't mistake him for a softie who lets you get away with anything;

Quiet peace of domestic life is what they prefer. Running mob is pumped with adrenaline, various turns and traps, so they like just getting cozy on the couch, or in the hot tub, instead of going to parties, or even restaurants;

they will wine and dine you and take you around the world, but honestly they'd rather cook together, have a movie night, talk, tuck the kids in, then take you in the shower and again in bed.

[mikimeiko]

Fringe | Season 4 (2011-12), J.J. Abrams, Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci

[bethanydelleman]

If you live in Southwestern Ontario, black raspberry season is early! Go pick some!

They look like this:

I don't think anything that kills you looks similar; this isn't a mushroom situation. The leaves look like traditional red raspberry leaves but the fruit is not ripe until black. You will know ripeness because they come off easily in your hand. They have a unique taste and they're very yummy!

You have to forage for these since they aren't cultivated. I have found them at the farmer's market occasionally but just go look in a forest, they grow all over the place. They usually thrive in partial sunlight, so near trails but under trees. They make a lovely jam if you get enough or they go well in smoothies or just eat them. Eat them until you dye yourself purple!

(I grew up in the country and I pick these all the time in the city I live in and people look at me like I'm nuts. I'll eat them right in front of someone and offer them one and they look like I'm trying to poison them. It's just a raspberry! I barely even consider myself to be "foraging" they are just berries. Easy to identify and eat.)

Warning: they grow in the same places that mosquitoes like to hang out so wear bugspray. Also the vines are sharp so be careful out there. But it's worth it I promise you.

Made jam!

[so-much-for-subtlety]

My company has a thing where if you do something that other people appreciate they give you reward points* that you can then redeem for gift cards.

I never know what to use them for, but today I just redeemed some for some absurdly expensive pillows and bed linen that I would never justify spending real money on.

Goodbye Ikea pillows!!

[the-badger-mole]

What is it with people jumping into my asks defending Aang/Kataang/Brkye/what-have-you with full on essays? I'm not reading all that!!!! You have your own blog! Go use it!

[starplusfourletters]

(way too many) thoughts on the ahsoka show

It was fine? I was really afraid there would be something I hated. And there was nothing I hated. Sad but true that that’s the bar for new SW material atm.

I really liked ep5; ep5 will probably get a rewatch. I liked the casting. The visuals were pretty cool. Huyang was a treasure.

So we’re really going with “the Force is in everyone so everyone can use the Force if you just try hard enough”? I… kind of hate that. That somehow feels ableist of me to say. But this is a heckin fantasy universe I feel like some people Really Are That Special, y’know?

Exception that proves the rule: A Force-less Sabine is still VERY SPECIAL. In Rebels, she can hold her own in a fight just as much as Kanan or Ezra. She’s extremely competent without the Force. She’s somehow less competent in this show

She really is just the worst here in ways that I do not remember her being in Rebels. I guess arguably Ezra was the one with Terminal Protagonist Syndrome in that show? And she caught it from him before he left?

I feel like what this season WANTED to be about – and honestly it’s the lowest hanging fruit possible for a show titled “Ahsoka” – is the tension between Ahsoka’s past / her relationship with her master and her future / her relationship with her apprentice. But I don’t think they actually hit a balance there, because they just did not make her relationship with her apprentice very compelling. Three reasons for this:

1. My bias. There are very few things that start with “Ahsoka &” that would get my attention more than “Ahsoka & Anakin.” Feel like I’m not alone on that one tho

2. Established canon. It’s already an uphill battle because Ahsoka and Sabine don’t have much of a relationship in Rebels. I’m honestly not sure they ever have a conversation. I remember Sabine being like “wow she’s cool much cooler than my idiot adopted brother”, and maybe that would be a place for a mentor figure relationship to start, if Sabine weren’t already DROWNING in mentor figures. It’s not that they have nothing in common, they are just straight up not a focal point of Rebels S2.

Hey you know who canonically has latent Force abilities? And maybe needs some training? And whom Ahsoka would have a Complicated feeling about without even needing a prior established relationship? Someone with mutually incompatible daddy issues? Someone deep enough in the cultural zeitgeist she literally would need no introduction?

Yes I KNOW it’s never gonna be canon and I should just go back to AO3 but it’s RIGHT THERE HRRRRRGGGGHHHHH

3. But a lot of the issues with Ahsoka & Sabine as a focal point are of the showmakers’ own creation. You’re telling me they have a relationship now? Fine, CONVINCE me of that:

First they shoot themselves in the foot by not giving us any information about how Sabine became Ahsoka’s apprentice originally. Why did Sabine want to become a Jedi when she didn’t want that in Rebels? DID she want to become a Jedi? What did she want to learn from Ahsoka? Why did Ahsoka decide to take an apprentice at that time and not any time before or after? How did she feel about it? And why pick Sabine, who is, and this is true, Not Very Good at the Force? Who approached whom, or did they run into each other accidentally? I suppose answering some of these questions might require answering “where was Ahsoka between 3 BBY and 4 ABY?” and they aren’t ready to do that yet, but guys. GUYS. If you’re trying to tell me how Ahsoka and Sabine fix their relationship, you gotta tell me why I care first.

I know I'm harping but I really cannot emphasize enough that "fuck it I'm gonna go round two on Found Family" is an arc-defining character beat for both Ahsoka AND Sabine and the fact that the audience doesn't get to see it really makes me question whether the powers that be themselves know what it looks like

Then we get vanishingly little information about why they broke up, and all of it is provided by Huyang. And what I’m picking up from what we have is “Sabine got too Revenge Quest-y, and Ahsoka got nervous.” I don’t even know where to begin here – maybe with the fact that if Sabine decided to go on a murder rampage, she wouldn’t need the Force, lol. We know Sabine’s family died, she wanted to go to Mandalore, and Ahsoka didn’t want her to. So… did Sabine go? How did she end up back on Lothal? Who left who? Was Ahsoka worried for Sabine’s safety, or that she was getting too Dark Side-y, or both? What juicy terrible intergenerational-trauma-driven things did they say to each other when they broke up? I want to compare and contrast this with Ahsoka leaving Anakin, but I do not have the information to do so because there are zero details and the info we DO have is from ANOTHER CHARACTER. Again, if this season is about this relationship, TELL ME WHY I CARE.

To me this is the same cardinal sin as Picard S1 – implying that some really interesting stuff happened when the audience wasn’t watching, and that it explains why the characters are behaving the way they are, and then… not disclosing that information. EXCEPT PICARD GAVE US MORE THAN THIS fjdghjfghjkhkd

I was not on Tumblr when I was watching Picard S1. Probably for the best.

But okay, they have a history, the show is gonna be about them, sure let’s move on. AND THEN THEY SPEND LIKE HALF THE EPISODES NOT EVEN IN THE SAME GALAXY. The time they do spend in the same room is 75% generic sniping. As someone who came into this way more invested in the Ahsoka & Anakin relationship, ep5 was very much NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART

And the couple of beats they do have together have me going HUH? After ep2 I spent most of a day debating myself on whether there’s a missing scene, between Sabine getting stabbed and waking up in the hospital, where we see Ahsoka actually REACT. On one hand, Ahsoka would be upset, maybe we as the audience can fill in the gaps and we don’t need to spend time on it. On the other hand, maybe we do, tho? At the time I was thinking about how we haven’t seen Ahsoka truly emotionally vulnerable since TCW with the exception of “Shroud of Darkness” and maybe “Twilight of the Apprentice.” She has a very normal range of emotions, and she expresses them in very controlled ways, and I just wanna see what she looks like when that breaks down, ya know? What’s weird to me is that in ep4 when Ahsoka thinks Sabine is dead we do get this beat; she gets Real Mad there for a second. So maybe what we’re learning is it was a double beat and they should have cut the stabbing thing entirely I mean come on they had to have known they were gonna catch flack for that. Then again, having that moment shows the audience that Ahsoka does give a shit, more than she wants to admit and more than she typically shows Sabine, which is a fun compare/contrast with Anakin, and it might have given me a better understanding of the relationship if it had come earlier.

The other big beat is Sabine deciding to help the baddies. That is just such a devastatingly terrible decision. So bad, in fact, that I feel like we’re supposed to be drawing parallels to Anakin. Their whole “screw over the galaxy to save one person” thing. Except 1) Sabine is not Anakin and 2) in order for that to be interesting, Ahsoka needs more information than I think she has. She knows Padme died around the same time Anakin totally lost his shit, and that’s about it. Which is actually a fun little thought experiment: what assumptions does Ahsoka make about the causality there? The only people who could have given her more intel are Palpatine, Obi-Wan, and Vader – unlikely. So IF the show is about the lines between Anakin and Ahsoka and Sabine, Sabine’s choice here could be central to that, and crucially to Ahsoka’s understanding of that, except it’s just for the audience I guess?

I do really like that Ahsoka’s extremely chill about what Sabine did, though. Ahsoka “Eh Shit Happens” Tano. Somehow her lesson from all this is “masters support their apprentices literally no matter what. Citation: Mine did.” That’s an unhinged take and I expect nothing less from my blorbo.

WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST GOTTEN A FLASHBACK TO THE SITUATION IN WHICH AHSOKA DIDN’T SUPPORT SABINE HRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

I realize that I’m really tearing into this thing pretty much just for not being something it isn’t. Like, it’s not BAD. But maybe its weaknesses stem from not committing to being about any one thing. It’s kind of about intergenerational trauma, it’s kind of a Rebels Part Two, it’s kind of a Filoniverse installment, it’s kind of a worldbuilding exercise. And that’s not necessarily too much material for an 8-hour show. It’s more like the powers that be DECIDED that was too much material.

TLDR, footage of me after pretty much everything star wars that’s come out since the Disney acquisition:

[lectorel]

Personally, I think I'm cult-proof, not because I'm especially smart or perceptive or careful, but because I will bail at first sign of intimacy or strong personal connection unless I've been given 90 days advance notice and at least three opportunities to opt out of the experience.

[chaoticdesertdweller]

[octavianacidicbreastmilk]

im so glad i didn't go to med school bc rn my mother would be asking me to do open heart surgery instead of simply asking me to read some law and then not like what i tell her it says

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

Frank,

How would you define style? What is your style?

I don't think I have one that's easily identifiable as mine (except maybe in the way that the writing in my personal tumblr tends to be distinctive from Frank's).

I can write in a number of different ways, because I don't really have a sense of what sort of writing I'm naturally good at, and frankly when I "write naturally," it tends to be in a way I don't like very much.

You could say that I have a "distinctive voice," insofar as what I write sounds different from what almost anyone else writes (or so I tell myself, although I'm less sure about that). But my voice doesn't sound like anything in particular — it doesn't sound "natural," it sounds artificial.

What I want my voice to sound like is a combination of a few things:

Peter Carey's novel The Unusual Life of Tristan Smith. That book is a marvelous story with this very sparse and elliptical style, and it's a book that simultaneously gives you the impression that almost nothing is being left out, and that almost anything that might be left out could be left out — the entire thing could be rewritten without loss of much, if anything, and the sparsity of the writing allows you to really see the shape of the events (as opposed to some of the dense books I've read that only give you an impression of a bunch of events without you really knowing what they are).

A friend of mine from high school wrote a lot of diary-esque essays about his life that were full of hyperbole and good observations and bits of humor, but which always struck me as sort of fake. This was in part because he had a way of inflating his daily activities into whole-life arcs with clearly fake causal links, but also because he wrote in this very unnatural tone, sort of like a David Foster Wallace type trying to write about teenage life. He did a great job of identifying those sorts of things, and he did it in this very awkward, screwed-up-sounding way that I just love. This is what I think my voice sort of sounds like. I think it sounds like a kid from high school talking about a bunch of things that have just happened to them.

Relatedly, I like people who can write in a way that sounds like it's from a children's story. My all-time favorite book as a kid was A Book of My Own, which alternated between first-person narration from the perspective of a group of children in a "French boarding school," and third-person narration about them. The combination of a childlike perspective and an adult authorial voice was something I loved, but I don't think I could ever emulate it very well. It's probably not something that sounds "natural" to me, anyway.

If I were to write some sort of literary novel, I'd want it to be something like Tristan Smith — straightforward, not especially confusing, a lot like real life, not concerned with being "fancy." I'd probably want to write something that was supposed to sound like it was from a child's perspective, because it's just my favorite way to write and because it's one of the things that makes Tristan Smith work so well. I'd also want something sort of "charming," but I'm not sure if I'm good at writing that.

For me the big problem is that none of that sounds "natural" to me, it all sounds artificial, and I'm not sure I can do an artificial voice like that that isn't cheesy or obvious.

What do you think? Have you read anything like this, either books or tumblr posts?

[ssaalexblake]

I'm writing out drafts of an essay to put on a government application and also writing random posts on this site, and reading this stuff side by side is hilarious because you'd not ever guess the same person wrote these things.

[fingofinance]

Novated Lease FBT: How It Impacts Your Car Salary Packaging

When it comes to making the most of your salary package, a Novated Lease is a popular option for employees looking to drive a new car while potentially reducing their taxable income. However, understanding how the Novated Lease FBT (Fringe Benefits Tax) works is crucial to ensure you’re maximizing your benefits while staying compliant with tax regulations.

What is a Novated Lease?

A Novated Lease is a three-way agreement between you, your employer, and a leasing company. Essentially, your employer deducts car-related costs, such as lease payments, fuel, maintenance, and insurance, from your pre-tax salary. This arrangement can significantly reduce your taxable income, making it a financially attractive option for many.

What is Fringe Benefits Tax (FBT)?

FBT is a tax employers pay on benefits provided to employees or their associates, such as a company car. For those using a Novated Lease, FBT comes into play as the car is considered a fringe benefit. Understanding how FBT applies to your lease is essential for accurately calculating the overall cost and potential savings.

How Does Novated Lease FBT Work?

When you enter into a Novated Lease, the taxable value of the car—based on factors such as its purchase price and the distance traveled—determines the FBT liability. Employers typically offset this tax by passing it on to employees through salary deductions. This ensures the benefit of the lease is not entirely tax-free, but it can still offer significant savings compared to traditional car ownership.

The Benefits of a Novated Lease Despite FBT

While the inclusion of FBT might seem like a drawback, Novated Lease FBT still offers notable advantages:

Reduced Taxable Income: By packaging your car costs into your pre-tax salary, you lower your taxable income, potentially reducing the overall tax you pay.

Convenience: Bundling expenses like fuel, insurance, and servicing into a single payment simplifies your finances.

Cost Savings: Discounts on vehicle purchase prices and running costs are often available through fleet discounts negotiated by leasing companies.

Using a Novated Lease Calculator

One of the best ways to understand the financial implications of a Novated Lease and FBT is by using a novated lease calculator. These tools allow you to input details such as:

Your salary

The cost of the car

Expected annual mileage

Lease duration

The calculator provides a clear picture of your take-home pay after accounting for lease payments, FBT, and potential tax savings. This transparency helps you make an informed decision before committing to a lease agreement.

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Not necessarily. While FBT is an added cost, the overall tax savings from salary packaging often outweigh the FBT liability, especially when using tools like a novated lease calculator to estimate your savings.

2. Can I avoid FBT altogether with a Novated Lease?

Some vehicles, such as electric vehicles (EVs) under certain conditions, may qualify for FBT exemptions or reductions. Always check current government policies or consult a tax professional for guidance.

3. What happens if I leave my job during the lease term?

If you leave your job, the lease can be transferred to a new employer, or you may need to take over the lease payments independently. It’s important to understand this clause in your lease agreement.

Conclusion

A Novated Lease can be a powerful tool for reducing your taxable income and enjoying the convenience of a new car. While Novated Lease FBT is a factor to consider, the benefits often outweigh the costs for many employees. By using resources like a novated lease calculator, you can gain a clearer understanding of the potential savings and make an informed decision tailored to your financial situation.

Salary packaging your car through a Novated Lease isn’t just about driving a new vehicle—it’s about driving smarter, saving tax, and simplifying your expenses. Explore your options and consult with your employer or a leasing specialist to ensure this financial strategy works for you!

[diamondnokouzai]

if anything im the heirloom 2013 homestuck mutual. no one else would tolerate this kind of posting behavior.

[burtlancster]

burt may have lived in adidas tracksuits and fringed ponchos at one point sure but he also had a monogrammed gucci travel bag. he’s multifaceted

[hug-your-face]

You don’t get it: The work is the reward

Once my boyfriend told me: "You're not a burden. A burden is something you're forced to carry against your will. I freely choose to be a part of your life and that means you aren't a burden to me." I'm passing it on in case some of you need to be reminded of that.

[jade-curtiss]

Okay but why magical speedrun transitions seems to only exclusively happen to the transmasc detransitionners who speak to the media about how it's too easy to transition nowadays. Like why doesn't that happen to people who actually care? Oh wait. 🤔