#but for some reason thats not nearly as fun

[13eyond13]

doing this amazing new thing called eating well EVERY DAY and drinking enough water EVERY DAY and trying to get a bit of a healthy walk in EVERY DAY and sleeping at least 7 hours EVERY DAY... and then looking at my Fitbit stats like a nerd to see what happens EVERY DAY... will let you know if anything interesting does happen

[lucabyte]

monologue

[i-am-creacheur]

okay listen. I get the urge to talk about my favorite life series ship like it's Canon in every season...BUT. THAT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN THE CASE.

Yes, Jimmy would be upset if Tango canaried (technical scientific term for that). Everyone would be- even I would be, and I've never watched a single one of his videos. Canarying sucks, and it hurts. Of course I would be upset. THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT I THINK JIMMY WOULD BREAK DOWN SOBBING FROM A CHARACTER STAND POINT. They have had only like... THREE on screen interactions. One is Tango murdering a man infront of Jimmy and another is Tango cheerfully burning down something one of Jimmy's teammates worked very hard on. WildLifeChara!Jimmy has more reason to hate or be afraid of WildLifeChara!Tango than to be madly in love with him.

I promise you, if Tango had offered Jimmy a life instead of Ren, people wouldn't shut up about for MONTHS. But, because it's Ren, somehow the interaction isn't NEARLY as homoerotic??? I understand having NOTP's, but the Jimmy/Ren ship doesn't even show up ONCE on ao3. Zero fics. ZE-RO. There's no reason to hate something that doesn't even exist.

This same concept applies for Flower Husbands as well- not just in Wild Life, and Secret Life and Limited Life and Last Life and Real Life though- in Empires.

I have no clue about Empires Season 1, but they barely interacted in Empires Season 2- and yet the amount of ship art I sift through on a weekly basis for my side blog is actually insane. Yeah, the few interactions WERE important, but I think Scott only flirted (in video) with Jimmy maaybbeeee three times. I have no idea what the count of that for streaming is, but I swear it is not enough to keep that number so inflated.

Although, honestly, this problem might just be affecting me because of my personal view on shipping- if it's in a context where it doesn't make sense for the characters to be romantically engaged, I won't read it or write it.

For example, my beloved Solidwood! I mostly get their vibes or read their fics from the following series: Evo, Last Life, New Life, Empires2, Secret Life. That's because those settings make sense! They are active, they are engaged, they have near constant interactions or very close base locations. It makes SENSE for them to be shipped. However, if you showed me art or fic of them in, say, Limited Life, I'd furrow my brow and tilt my head and say "no, that doesn't do anything for me." BECAUSE THEY HAVE ZERO REASON TO BE INVESTED ROMANTICALLY IN ONE ANOTHER THERE, AS A STAND ALONE SETTING.

Most of the major Jimmy ships, though, don't follow this rule. I can understand loving a ship so much you want to see it everywhere- but, I promise you, stepping back and looking at which characters actually have chemistry regarding the new setting and social system will do wonders... you won't have to think of new Au's to insert your favorite ship into a new setting... all ships will be your favorite ship (unless they give you the ick). Join the multishiper hivemind /j

No but honestly it's gotten to the point where I will like or dislike a creator/character of theirs by what ship is their most popular given the context of the setting. Like, Tango in Double Life? Awww the sweetie!! I love him :) and then Tango in Empires2 sets off alarm bells in my brain screaming at me. He is NOT meant to be here bringing that ship here, this is NOT its territory. Same problem for Scott in nearly damn near every SMP both Jimmy and him are in... except Wild Life because he's actually been pretty nice and not condescending or forcing on Jimmy. I guess also power imbalances in how fans view them is a major no-go for me...

Idk if you read this whole thing thanks I guess... for anymore needed context I am a Jimmy rarepair obsessed multishiper.

TLDR; Lots of popular ships are inserted into settings without a thought for what that would mean for the setting and any changes in the established social connections, which gives OP the ick. I'm also not policing ships I'm just begging people to please either understand more ships using in setting context or list their AU details in the summaries of the fics. This goes hand in hand with misinterpreting characters in writing also... the more ships you like the more characters you will get to get good at writing!!!!

[gaytobymeres]

writing an email in response to a very kind garden historian who has sent me so much information, and im paranoid that 1) i cant write well or clearly, 2) that im writing an email that is so long and boring, and 3) i just feel it might be unnessecary. or maybe im making unjust claims (except im not really claiming anything im just saying 'theres evidence that points to x instead of y') but ive never properly studied history or researched like this so i do feel a bit out of my depth

[drdemonprince]

I actually do not believe humans have a guiding moral system. That does not predict or explain human behavior very well at all. Most people's behavior is far more easily explained by their emotions, their needs, and what everyone around them considers it to be normal to do. Most people will instinctively stay alive, stay comfortable, and avoid social ostracism, and their actions flow clearly from that. the patterns of behavior are predictable, but not morally consistent or principled.

And in the absence of adhering to true "morals," most humans don't go around killing/maiming/assaulting people anyway. Because there is little reason to. it's rarely fun or enjoyable, and dealing with the fallout of it would be a real pain.

I always wonder why moral theorists assume we need some belief system to keep us from killing one another. What do you get out of killing someone? It is exhausting and messy. Animals do not have a moral system and they don't go around killing other animals for no good reason. Even predator animals are highly selective in what they try to kill, because killing consumes a huge amount of energy and attempting to kill is dangerous. no living being goes around recklessly doing violence because it's bad for it, the animal.

We do not have to worry about humans being wantonly "evil". Most behaviors that we label as evil are a huge pain in the ass to do, with zero clear gain. when humans do treat one another violently there is virtually always some intense overpowering need they are trying to meet, some survival stakes that make it the better option in that moment than doing nothing.

The acts of violence and abuse that happen in the world on a more global scale occur not because of someone lacking morals, but because people in power have a vested economic or political reason to do it, and face relatively low risk. It is easy for the leaders of imperial powers to genocide people, it does not place them in physical danger, and they stand to gain a lot from it. thats why it happens. thats what we gotta worry about. that some people have clear incentives to kill/maim/rape on a global scale, and doing so costs them nearly nothing. not that people are "evil"

[smol-tired-binch-blog]

I do kinda hope we get a sequel, it’d be nice to be able to talk about Lorabetta again

[drawcupidsbow]

happy birthday isat :)

this took me Wayyyy longer than i thought it would so thats why its a bit late.. ehheh.... i really like how it turned out though !! extra stuff under the cut

okay. okay im gonna get a bit sappy here. bear (🐻) with me

isat has very quickly become my favorite game of all time which is not an exaggeration. never have i played a game that felt so real in its dialogue, characterization, and character interactions. it makes it so easy to relate to them all and so difficult to pick just One favorite. it cured my art block watered my crops fed my family etc etc. i had originally bought it nearly a year ago now. on christmas day to be specific! and for some reason i didnt actually Finish the damn thing until may. and whew did it consume my every waking thought. i havent had this much fun theorizing and being part of a fandom in general in so so long. thank you adrienne for making such a wonderful game and thank you isat fandom for being so kind and friendly! i actually feel like i can make an effort to have a presence here more than anywhere else and i hope i can become closer with all my mutuals and anyone else who wants to talk about isat with me for one million years

okay enough Heres the art you came here for

first time in like. actual years i did sketch then lineart instead of just cleaning up the sketch a bunch LOL so here is the sketch for this one

the dreaded lineart. this took the longest time and i never want to draw again (joke)

self explanatory. i had an idea to add loop but do Not have the energy to execute it currently. oh well!

if you read my big big paragraph of rambling thank you :3c That is all. Im gonna go take a break from drawing for a day or two and lay on the floor

[sturnslutz]

independent!reader and fratboy!chris meet once again. (this is a bit of a longer one, my apologies)

after that one night of just simply meeting chris, you couldnt get him out of your damn head. its not like you guys hooked up or even kissed, but he just slithered his way into your beautiful head.

you tried hooking up with a couple guys, which including some that you havent talked to in ages, anything to get your mind off of chris. you were humiliated with yourself. you didnt usually act like this either, thats the problem. you usually either hooked up or made out with some guy, and then next day you forgot his name. thats how it goes. but stupid fucking chris couldn't leave your mind.

maybe its because he has so many connections with people close to you? maybe its because of his "fuck it, just do it" mentality? or is it the way he talked to you that you were sure was how he talked to every girl he meets, hell even vey.

you avoided going to parties you knew chris and matt would be at so you would get their faces out of your head. you knew if you saw matt, you would be reminded of chris. it didnt help either that your best friend was nick, and you guys were hanging out today, also. him and chris looked the least alike so that eased your mind a bit.

while you, nick, and vey were all hanging out at a local cafe, nick suddenly mentioned the name you dreaded. "so, chris mentioned you randomly yesterday night." he said as he looked up at you while taking a sip of his drink. you nearly choked on your food as vey hit your back helping you as you mentally thanked her and looked up at nick. "he did? what'd he say?" he noticed your somewhat weird behavior and took a small mental note of it, but didnt mention it.

"nothing much, just asked how you were and what your favorite color was for some reason. i told him it was pink, if thats still your favorite." you gave him a confused look. "my.. favorite color? and yeah, its still pink. weird that he asked that though." he nodded, continuing to eat as vey changed the topic to talking about another party. "please come, rosy. it'll be fun. i dont even know why you're missing so many parties recently. this isn't really like you, did something happen?" she asked, genuinely worried about you. she called you numerous nicknames, but rosy was her favorite because you always had a slight tint of pink on your cheeks no matter what, which she complimented your first time meeting.

"no, no nothing happened, promise. i just was falling behind and needed to work on some assignments or i would get kicked out of some classes. the school sent me an email. but i guess ill come tonight. nick, you coming?" this wasnt a lie. the school really did email you and you did work on assignments and turn them in. sure, you were considered the hot slut around campus, but you were still smart. you actually got into the school on a 4-year full ride scholarship. you just choose to not talk about it too much.

"nah, probably not. y'know i dont really like those frat parties. if it was a party hosted by you guys or matt, then yeah i would go. can't be around those sweaty frat boys." nick stated. he lived in the same building matt and nate did, while chris lived in the frat house. nate was still considered a "frat boy" because of his close connections, though. actually, so was matt but he didnt soak it in too much like nate does. chris doesn't mind his brothers though. he still treats them exactly the same no matter where they live and the 3 of them are close as ever.

you three conversate a bit more but part your ways as nick goes back home and you and vey head to your single apartment to get ready for the party. after a while when you both finished getting ready, you looked through your bag to see if you were missing anything and noticed something. 4 pre-rolled blunts. the ones you forgot to smoke. the ones chris gave you. your breath hitched in your throat as the sudden realization but decided to ignore it and leave them in your bag, saving them for later.

the two of you finish up and head to the party. she informed you that matt, chris and nate were all going to be there and also how matt told her about you and chris and how close you guys were and how you should shoot your shot. you quickly dismissed it as just being friends and not wanting anything else. she could tell right through your lie but decided not to bother you about it anymore. you always had appreciated this from her, because despite her upgoing, bubbly personality, she was very emotionally smart and knew when to talk and when to stay silent and knew the right things to say. probably why she majored in psych.

when you girls got to the party, you were immediately overwhelmed by the smell of weed, alcohol and just downright sweat. you always hated the first walking into a party scents but dismissed it. she said her goodbyes as she saw matt and promised she would meet up with you later and gave you a small kiss on the cheek before swiftly walking away. you reciprocated the love and nodded and made your way to your other friends who were near the bar.

after about 10 minutes, and the overwhelming feeling to not stay sober at a frat party, you remembered the blunts chris gave you which remained in your bag. you knew he was already in the house, probably closer to you than you think but you took out a blunt and looked for a lighter through your bag. for what seemed like ever of looking, you couldnt find a goddamn lighter. you mentally curse yourself out and remember the person who most definitely has more than one lighter on him.

you told your friends you would be right back and they gave you their slurred goodbyes, you remaining the only one sober throughout your friendgroup. as you started walking to the couch you knew chris was at, you got your wrist pulled by somebody which halted your movements. you looked up to see some obviously drunk guy, who was weirdly tall, smirking down on you. "hey baby. how 'ya doin'? whats gotcha' movin' so fast? slow down, kid. party ain't goin' no where." he chuckled to himself, his tight grip remaining on your wrist.

"jus' tryna see somebody." you say as you build your tough demeanor back up again. "let go of my wrist, would 'ya?" you tried yanking your wrist back but his grip tightened even more, sure to leave marks before pulling you close to him and leaning down to whisper in your ear. "how 'bout you come upstairs with me, yeah? treat you way better than whoever you seein'." "no thanks." you say as you try to pull yourself away, but his other hand quickly grabbed your hip, gripping it tightly. "it wasn't a fuckin' question."

your breath hitches in your throat as you think of what to do before he brings you away from the party but your thoughts are quickly interrupted by a familiar voice. "somethin' wrong here?" the person grabs your shoulder pulling you away from the guy and putting you behind him, almost dislocating your shoulder as your hand got ripped away from his grasp. "nah, chris. ain't no problem 'ere, right, pretty lady?" he says smiling through his anger as he looked behind chris towards you.

"nah, that ain't what i saw." chris said shaking his head as he steps in front of your gaze, blocking the guy from looking at you. "because what i saw was her tryna clearly walk through everybody and you yanking her towards you tryna get you to hit. 'n when she rejected you, you jus' couldn't take no for a fuckin' answer. thats what i fuckin' saw. so, two options fo' you. either get your stupid ass out of my fuckin' party, or im knocking your fuckin' teeth out. your choice, kid."

you stood behind chris in disbelief of what you're hearing but mentally slapping yourself for allowing a man to stick up for you. but you're allowing it this one time because, y'know. its chris.

sure, the guy was much taller than chris, but chris had a lot of connections and what it seemed like was the guy wasn't even apart of a frat, at least this one, so chris could say whatever the fuck he wanted to, and he wasnt intimidated by him.

"nah, man. its cool, ill leave. ain't tryna have a problem." and with that the guy turns around and stumbles away, chris scoffing as he nearly bumps into every person. chris turns back around, facing you. "you good?" you nod, looking up at him. "didn't need your help, though." "oh yeah? you gon' stick up to a guy almost a foot taller than you? yeah, fuckin' right. why was you movin' so fast through 'ere anyway?" he says as he grabs your arm and pulls you back to the couch falling back on it and bringing you right down next to him. "i was tryna find you, actually." you say as you get comfortable on the couch, leaning against the arm rest, and letting your legs drape across chris's lap which he rested his hands on, tapping on them.

"me? fo' what?" he says looking at your outfit today, which revealed a lot. he instinctively reached up and grabbed your skirt, lowering it so no one would have the opportunity to look and see something. you mentally took note of the action, which he just seemed uncaring about, almost like it was a regular thing for him to do. "needed a lighter. was gonna smoke the blunt you gave me last party i came to." "that was almost a week ago, 'n you still ain't smoke them? damn. where you been anyway? was lookin' for you." you shook your head no in response to his shock. "was busy." he nods, reaching into his pocket, but taking a bit longer, almost like he was looking for something.

he finally grabbed it, and held it out. a pink bedazzled lighter. "thought you would like this. hold up, there's more," he smirks as he lays the lighter down in between your thighs and you just look at him in shock. he reached in his opposite pocket, handing you two pink rolled blunts, which smelled like strawberries. "here." he lays them down next to the lighter which you just look at in amazement. "yo, say somethin'. i dont do this for anyone." he snaps his fingers in front of your face while also tapping your leg.

"s-sorry. they're really cute, thank you. how'd you know i like pink?" you already knew the answer, but wanted to see what he would say. he shrugs and looks away. "jus' knew. most girls like pink, i guess. 'n all the shit you wear is pink. like this skirt." he tugs on your skirt once again. "smoke those instead. not the other ones i gave." you nod, grabbing your wallet to at least try to pay him this time. "dont." he grabs your hand softly to prevent you from reaching in your bag. "dont want the money. got plenty of other clients for that shit." you nod again, resting your bag once again besides you and then reaching into your lap to grab the pink materials.

you put the blunt in your mouth, tasting the strawberry residue on your tongue and lighting the blunt, all while looking at him. he watches every movement you take and waits for your reaction to the new taste. you hum as you let out a puff of smoke. "its really fuckin' good." he nods and pats your legs once again. "where vey and matt?" you ask as you take another puff, looking around. he grabs your jaw and faces you to the opposite side of the room and points to the other couch. "o'er there." you look and see vey on top of matt while his hands roam over her body as they makeout. you nod, happy knowing the two of them are safe. "matt told me yall had something last year. that true?" he suddenly asks as your eyes gloss over from the weed, and look at him with low, red eyes before nodding.

"yeah. its over though. been over. even before him and vey started datin'." he nods. "'ight. i ain't really care. jus' wonderin'." he grabs the blunt out of your hands and takes a puff, releasing strawberry smoke into the atmosphere. you nod as you take the blunt back, taking another hit. you haven't smoked in a bit so you were beyond high right now, but felt comfortable with chris even if this is your second time meeting.

as the night went on, and the two pink blunts done, you ended up in chris's lap, leaning your head back on his shoulder as his hands roamed up and down your thighs, while he kisses your neck. he grabs your jaw, twisting your neck a bit and giving you a soft kiss on the lips. he isn't in the mood for anything more, and neither are you, so you continue to lie back on his shoulder as he plants soft kisses on your neck and shoulder.

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[taintedtort]

Hello hello :>

May i req suna, tsukki, yamaguchi, and kenma x f!reader whos kinda chubby

Imagine she likes to bake, and like their school got another girl manager for the volleyball team

And her, matching the fact thats shes chubby plus she likes to bake decides to subtly pick on her so the others dont notice

And also imagine she likes character and she only picks on her cuz shes characters gf

Thank you!! Stay hydrated <3

" BAKER GIRL! "

summary. they stick up for you

characters. tsukishima, yamaguchi, kenma

warnings. f!reader, chubby!reader, bullying

a/n. i didn’t write for suna because i’m not 100% confident that i know his character that well, and i didn’t want to write something ooc and bad :(

TSUKISHIMA

☆ he notices almost immediately that the new manager is picking on you. she’s trying to be subtle, but he’s not stupid. he can see the way your expression falls a bit every time she says something backhanded, and it makes him pissed. you’re such a sweet girl, even to him, and seeing someone purposely make fun of you and belittle you makes him angry. he definitely makes it known that he does not like the new manager, so if she’s feeling any type of way about him, those feelings are soon gone. every time she says something to you, he’s quick to spit an insult back at her in your defense, because he knows you won’t do it yourself.

☆ he’s always the first to try your baked goods, and he’s not one to praise anyone, but he always has kind words for you. especially in front of her. if she says something nasty, he’s countering it and brushing her off.

☆ you two have a private conversation about it, and he reassures you that he thinks you’re the prettiest girl he’s ever seen, and that she’s just jealous of you. those words coming from tsukishima is definitely a confidence booster, so you try to just stop talking to her altogether.

YAMAGUCHI

☆ i feel like he’s able to recognize the signs of bullying because he went through the same things when he was younger… and maybe because of tsukishima as well.

☆ he isn’t a fan of anyone talking to you in a nasty way, and he wants to stick up for you because he was grateful when tsukki stuck up for him all those years ago. he wants to be like that for someone else too.

☆ i think he’d be more subtle about it than tsukishima though. maybe not direct insults to her, but definitely would whisper and giggle about her and make it obvious. shit talks behind her back 100%.

☆ he compliments you every day anyway, so there’s no need to feel insecure about some random girl that’s being rude for no reason. though he can’t even fathom how anyone would dislike you. he tries to just take up all your free time during practice so she’s not even able to get a word in.

KENMA

☆ definitely notices pretty quickly. he’s practically always looking at you, he’s got a staring problem. he’s watching you everytime she says something, and he sees the way you frown and grow awkward, trying to laugh off whatever she said. it makes him annoyed, you’re prefect in his eyes. people like that piss him off.

☆ he wouldn’t directly say anything, but he’d drag you off whenever she tries to talk to you. if he’s not able to, he advises you to basically ignore her unless it’s manager stuff about the team.

☆ he'd complain to kuroo about it because he’s captain, and because that’s his best friend. kuroo cares about you nearly as much as kenma, so you can bet that situation is getting handled pretty quickly. the whole team loves you, especially because you always bake sweets for them. it makes things awkward for the girl for a while until she eventually resigns as manager.

[the-s1lly-corner]

hello I hope ur request are open! If not be free to ignore this!! Okay so TADC x y/n? (The amazing digital circus also it can be muti characters or one!! The choice is yours!! ^ ^)

OKAY OKAY SO WHAT IF..🥁🥁🥁 y/n was like Jessica rabbit from "who framed roger rabbit" 👀 and was very like motherly to everyone but when she was called doll,/toots,/ect, by jax or anyone SHE WOULD PUNCH THEM HARDDDD (kinda like the lola bunny fanfic??) Also she is like one inch taller then jax (she a tall women👀❤️)

(HAVE FUN WITH THIS IDEA!! DONT RUSH YOURSELF TO DO IT TAKE UR TIME ON IT!! AND DRINKS LOTS OF WATER AND EAT FOOD!! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/NIGHT!!🫶🫶)

Digital Circus x a jessica rabbit-type reader!

since im a little melty brain from blasting through a bunch of requests today im going to do part of the cast! mostly characters i think would be interesting with this kind of reader as well as some characters i just wanna write more of (cough cough kinger cough cough)(i was originally going to do gangle as well but uhuh!!) ...this reminds me ive never watched who framed roger rabbit... or rather i have, but its been so long that ive truly forgotten nearly every aspect of the movie relying on the character wiki talking about her personality to guide me through this

CAINE:

caines and jax's parts are both likely going to be on the shorter side thanks to both of their cores holding similar themes in regards to half of the idea

anyways he's going to call you pet names, especially if he's interested in you.. good luck trying to land anything on him, though, he's going to easily zoom through the air

okay nod to the lola bunny request aside, i think caine would be just head (jaw?) over heels for you, i mean, he would be anyways, but something about your caring and quick witted personality

probably makes literal heart eyes at you and audibly goes "awooga"

absolutely loves watching you do your thing during the in house adventures, on the few times he actually spectates them; though you may or may not be the reason he watches

seems like the kind of person to call you "hot stuff" or "babe"

doesn't really care about the height difference since he rarely ever stands on the ground anyways, plus he doesn't care how small he is

JAX:

to get a good idea of how jax would interact with you, i recommend this similar post! hope this links correctly, im still new to linking stuff in my posts!!

a lot of elements from the post above bleed into this, but lets add some more to it to make it a little more unique to the jessica rabbit idea!

takes it upon himself to try to get some sort of reaction out of you, outside of the name stuff... which proves to be a little harder than he thought.. actually, oddly enough, you seem to enjoy his antics?

well thats certainly new to him...

aaaaaand oh! hey would you look at that you've officially caught his attention, congratulations!

does not take too kindly to being the new second tallest, though... sure you're barely taller than him but its the principle! how can he lord his height over everyone else now!

KINGER:

so here's where i may be biased since i love kinger and i wish more people wrote for him, so his part may be a little longer, we'll see! i write these lil notes as i work on the post

right away i dont think he would call you any of the petnames listed above, or anything similar. i think, should you guys get on a nickname basis he would call you sweeter ones, "my love," "my darling", "my sweetheart", and similar stuff!

does not have lightning reflexes like jax and caine but if the names genuinely do bother you he would likely stop, you'll just have to remind him

imma be so real this man needs someone to stand back and just be there for him because he is going through it, so to have someone in his corner who has his best interests at heart will really do a lot for him

no comment on the height difference since kinger is pretty tall himself (and hes taller than jax! the only reason jax isnt upset about that is because kinger is always hunched), but i dont think he gives a darn about height

i am once again thinking about the in house adventure prompt with kinger that i had earlier, where he gets stuck somewhere and you have to go rescue him... this + that prompt, JUMPS UP N DOWN

[muffinsin]

May i requesth something por favor? If thats ok! Well i mean. I just had a wee thought and saw your requests are open! So bear with me on this 😅 so like maybe every few years or something for whatever reason the village has some sort of lottery as celebration? Idk anyways so the girls n lady d n reader are all having like dinner or something in the dinning room n discuss the celebrations idk but anyways somehow the conversation is “what would you do if you won the lottery?” (There rich af as if they need to win like be fr rn) n ask readers. N readers like. If i won the lottery id want a ‘golden shower’ and ya know maybe r doesnt get what a golden shower is 🤷‍♀️ so while there all loosing their shit readers like well ya know itd be a guest bathroom but there not alowed to use it you can look at it but not use it ya know. I fear lady d is angry or mortified. Then readers like. Well i mean. I would use it, but when i’m sad like you can be sad but in a golden shower. Ya know?

Anyways i have no idea if this is. Like. Good? Idk. I really hope ive not written this in a demanding way i promise i have manners! Obviously do as u wish! Erm. Idk how to. People. I’m tired rip

-big brained person, me. Aka deluded anon

Awhh haha, that’s a fun one, hon! XP poor Alcina is…terrified and feels slightly mocked lmao

Let’s get into it!🙌

Masterlists

Bela

“I think I’d go for a golden shower”, you hum

Her golden eyes widen slightly as she looks at you, a frown appearing on her face

She isn’t entirely up to date with kinks and sexual themes in general

But she thinks she’s fairly sure of what a golden shower is…

And while she frowns in confusion and slight disgust, she supposes she can applaud your boldness

She turns from you, ready to forget this entire interaction and turn back to her food

Then she jumps, yelping when you bump your shoulder against hers

You giggle, smirking playfully

“A golden shower for goldie locks?”, you attempt to joke, raising your hand

She shivers when your finger twists a curl of her hair around it, bringing attention to her blonde hair

She grimaces for a moment, hoping it might just pull the attention away from the fierce blush that takes over her cheeks

“N-No thank you”, she stammers, face entirely red

You frown, confused

You’ve never seen her this flustered

She reaches for her wine glass, hoping the blood-wine might help, if only a little bit

Then, you straighten up, giggling as you think you come to the realization as to why she’s acting like this

“I’m not gonna be in the shower too”, you assure her, hoping it might help the poor thing in her overly flustered state

This, however, nearly has Bela choke on the wine

She’s coughing as she sets the glass down, lowering her head as if to escape the glances of you and her family

Cassandra and Daniela laugh loudly, though you don’t quite understand why

Still, you shrink when you glance at Alcina and see her glaring daggers at you

Her fingers are twitching, as though she’s trying hard to hold back from tearing you apart for accidentally making such advances towards her precious eldest

You quickly withdraw from the blonde, shrugging a little to yourself

“More for me then, I guess”

Cassandra

Upon being asked what you’d do if you won, you answer so very boldly;

“Oh, I’d get a golden shower! How awesome would that be?”

She grimaces, almost instantly

While she herself can be considered rather bold, this is a new level entirely

At the dinner table, too?

At first, Bela and her scowl, whereas Daniela only giggles

And at last, her golden eyes turn to you, and you tilt your head in confusion as you see her scowl

Jealousy?

Perhaps

But she has no need to feel such things!

You’ll always share, after all!

Cassandra pulls away slightly when you wrap your arms around her, giggling by her ear

“Don’t worry, Cassie. I’ll be so rich, I can get you one, too!”

This, too, has her growl and blush fiercely

She snarls at her laughing sisters, doesn’t dare meet her fuming mother’s eyes

“I don’t want it!”, she growls quietly, shooting a dirty look at Daniela as she keeps on laughing, tears building up by her eyes already

You pout, almost

“It’ll be really warm though, Cass! Just think about it, each time we’re sad, we can be sad in our golden showers!”

She snarls

“Will you stop saying golden shower?!”

Bela, unable to keep from laughing too, coos at her sister’s embarrassment

It’s rare to see Cassandra this flustered, but it’s such a fun sight, she doesn’t correct or even just inform you of what your words imply

Pulling back, you too coo as you see Cassandra’s bright pink cheeks

You’ve rarely seen her like this!

You suppose, she just feels very strongly about golden showers…

Daniela

“I think, I’d get a golden shower. For whenever I’m sad, or in a special mood”, you hum

Daniela giggles for a moment, though her laughter quietens down when you finish your sentence with a playful wink going her way

Immediately, her cheeks burn with heat and turn to a light pink shade

This only gets worse when you coo at her, rambling on about this “golden shower”

“Have you ever had one?”, you ask her, well aware of her liking towards shiny things, and especially gold

The poor thing feels like she might burst

Her flies buzz loudly, her golden eyes are wide

Her blush quickly spreads from her cheeks down her neck and even to the top of her cleavage

She shakes her head quietly, stammering about this and that, her words hardly making any sense in the first place

You frown, confused

“We could share! I’ll let you have a turn when I’m getting dry and comfy again”, you giggle, but the playful words only add to her embarrassment and flustered state

At first, her sisters were laughing and Alcina only shook her head a little

Now, overprotective as always, the three are quiet

Bela’s arms are crossed, Alcina practically glares across the table and Cassandra already rises to her seat

While she enjoys seeing her little sister so flustered, even gets a good laugh from it, she will not stand for anybody speaking to her like this

At the dinner table nonetheless!

Seeing this, Daniela quickly raises her hand, slapping it over your lips gently to shush you

“Maybe think of another wish”, she insists

[prettyboykatsuki]

POOKIE BEAR I NEED TO KNOW WHAT U THINK ABOUT OTOYA ..... pleaseeee pretty pleaseeee

ive said this before about otoya but unlike oliver who i do genuinely believe is fixable i dont think otoya is . not in the same way at least

(no real tags but a lot of casual talk about cheating cause otoya is a jackass)

however . however however HOWEVER.

i do think he is like . not immune to falling in love in the same way that oliver is. olivers aversion to love is pretty delibrate but otoya is not really doing it out of like... something deeper he just likes to pursue whatever is light and fun for him which is why he dates a million girls at a time and he's also kind of dumbass ❤️

my opinion of both him and karasu changed a bit when they released the panels of him in episode nagi spin off and it was basically saying he's no thoughts head empty and kind of a whore. but it's like for the love of the game and i dont think he pisses you off nearly as much as oliver does.

im not defending him like he's an idiot but i do think he's harmless and i dont think it's a herculean labor to get him to catch feelings for you but it's not something you can force by pursuing him? i think if you want to date otoya you really Really have to be his friend.

like. you can't date him off the bat because he automatically sees dating = playing around. you have to be his friend for a few years first i think to get him to view you as a person and not a dating partner. and at some point during that i think he uses the empty space in his head to form a thought and kind of lands upon - it's more fun being with you than it is dating other girls

so in my head it plays out like. you become good close friends and stay like that for a while. you get along well. otoya enjoys hanging out and having fun with you more than he likes dating around at some point. he decides to ask you out kind of frivolously though its just for kicks and you know that already.

and you have to tell him no i think. LMAO. otoya is not a serious person. flat out rejection and telling him explicitly why you're rejecting him is the only way to get him to self reflect at all. saying you won't date him because you want a serious relationship and boyfriend is the only way to get him to consider it.

and like. tbh even then it's not really going to hit him right away. he's kind of annoyed by it and a little sad. but his whole thing is not to worry about something so he shrugs it off at first because you dont have any reason to stop being friends and spend a lot of time together still.

i think the only time he will reflect on this is when you after he realizes he likes you in some way and after you start dating someone else.

someone seriously pursuing you is kind of a pain. they take away the time you spend with him and it's also weirdly annoying to him to see you fawn over someone. he tries to write it off several times after that too tho lol

eventually he asks you again to date him. and it's when you're dating another dude and have been for a while. basically saying you can cheat on your bf with him. this is a really roudabout way to get you to hang w him again.

and when you're like ? im not doing that lol. he gets genuinely like confused. asks if this guy is really that great.

when you respond that he is otoya is like . well whatever. and he leaves to go play around again. doesn't think about it. but he does notice how everything feels kind of dull

its not exciting anymore. but he just ignores it for a while.

i think it only really dawns on him when he sees like. a video of you and your current boyfriend. you're at an arcade. it's not a romantic post but it's like a Silly Fun post where you're getting along and doing something fun.

thats like. the first time he gets seriously annoyed with it. and he goes to consult with karasu (who thinks this entire thing is so fucking funny btw. and makes him respect you way more than before) and karasu is like dude lol

and otoya doesn't get it. karasu sort of lays it out like you're just jealous dude. and otoya is like huh.

karasu is frank and tells otoya to give up on you LMFAOOOO. because you have enough self respect to turn him down and you know what otoya is like. and otoya is like but im bored without them. and karasu laughs himself into a fit and is like tough shit that's karma for you lol

he doesn't know what to do after that. it's really suffocating and bothersome for him. and like. you're one of his best friends and he likes you and feels good being around you so he's really dejected about this.

i think he goes to hang out and says all of this to you. and you're not surprised bc you do know him well he's your best friend. and you're like we can still hang out but i have a bf dude i want to be with him.

and he just like. outright asks what would make you reconsider. and you're like LMAO?

so you give him the rundown on your standards. no cheating is bare minimum. and you give him your actual list of standards and he's like how can i do that if we're not dating.

u dont take him seriously so you tell him that if he can stop talking to multiple girls at once you'll seriously consider him. and he doesn't think to agree but he gets that irritated feeling thinking about you not having fun w him again and agrees.

anyways. i do think you get through to him eventually. but like with oliver you have to set your boundaries firm and make it clear that you're not gonna bend to him just cause you're friends. and your relationship is probably rocky until he's at real risk of losing you forever at least once.

i think at some point though down the line he's like. being with you is more fun. and he likes to make you happy and shit. and he is also a little easily jealous which is deeply hypocritical.

anyways. idc about that guy and havent thought of him at all

[dinitride-art]

Au fics that i think are neat and that i want to compile into a list because im trying to figure out how to comment on a chapter of a fic but i need time to sort out my thoughts (usually for fic recs i try to rec fics with less kudos/engagement because reasons but im just gonna throw everything in this list. probably multiple fics by the same author in the same universe because thats the one im trying to sort out my thoughts on.)

the strawberries are dying by eggowlss - historical fiction and very interesting character relationships and also character exploration within the time period. I really like this one because the pacing and tone are very gentle. There’s a srt of ebb and flow to the story that makes both the time period and the characters really fit into it. idk how to describe it i just like it a lot.

in the quiet of the night (acswy ao3 series) - they’re putting those characters in situations. It’s a very good time. 10/10 do recommend. If you haven't heard of this one though, it’s basically a modern au where everyone works at a summer camp and Mike and Will cause problems for themselves, each other, and usually everyone else around them. 

si vis amari, ama by perexcri - demons and angels and heaven and hell and its honestly just one hell of a story. like ive got vivid images in my head of scenes i imagined when reading this. 

you start to kiss (and the record skips) by eclipseadventure - this is a band au with a side of a secret relationship and im a sucker for secret relationships. a bit of drama/high stakes in here too which is always pretty fun. 

End Racism on the OTW! - you and me and the horrible teenaged ghost who keeps eviscerating himself in our apartment makes three by TheWrongKindOfPC - i am also a sucker for buzzfeed unsolved aus. buzzfeed unsolved, hauntings, ghosts, yknow the fun stuff. 

into the daylight by andiwriteordie - THIS IS NOT THE FIRST ONE, it’s just the first one that came up in my bookmarks. anyways, this is the second fic in a fantasy au series. The worldbuilding is really cool and there’s magic and history and politics and i like it a lot. the most recent chapter is spinning around in my mind.

the heartbreak prince by andiwriteordie - THIS IS THE FIRST ONE. 

beneath these boughs, my devotion blooms by perexcri - this is the fic that nearly killed me. i literally cant summarize it because im still recovering from what happened to me when i read it. Did i read it in april? Maybe. Listen, it had me asking questions about things i had never considered before. its 11k but im pretty sure it took me a good few hours to read because it made me think about it so much. again, ive got a bunch of visuals running through my head. its just... so much.

sweetheart, you're so cruel by perexcri - Mike’s in a band, Will’s a music snob, they’re both contemplating their life choices. very fun, very interesting, also made me think about some things. 

keep it hush by wiseatom - theres an amusement park and the horrors of customer service. and some other stuff but basically its pretty bright (the visuals of the fic in my head are bright- like sun glinting off metal- and idk how else to describe it)

the start of an age by delusionaltogether (Whyyyyy) - this ones funny and serious at times and its got Max in it. fantasy au with prince will and knight mike and a secret relationship and a small scheme between three parties that involves a fake (ish) marriage. 

superhero therapy by silverluminoqity - spiderman au with a side of trauma and healing? it’s complicated theres stuff happening, i had a good time reading it. 

you've got this spell on me by andiwriteordie - this one was really fun. basically its a fantasy au theres magic and mike gets himself hit with a spell that makes him fall in love with will and will freaks out about it for a while.

Daydream by disaster_energy - i really really liked this fic. its a fantasy au and its got gods and stuff and will gets chosen by the moon goddess because hes Will and everyone is like... woah.

takes one to know one by andiwriteordie - i also liked this one a lot, its a superhero au and its got ironic (like... dramatic irony- i think is what im talking about? maybe? but like fun irony) secret identities. 

Love goes 'round by evil_ontheinside - conversations in a laundry mat. mikes flopping (as in, flopping around like a fish) around a bit and this was pretty cute. 

my promise could be your fiend (could be the smallest of signs) by s0ld_it - spider man au, theres a bookstore involved and a lot of stuff. ive read this fic twice and greatly enjoyed it both times. 

Tip-toeing on Lily-pads by cherryisgone - very very fun, fantasy au and... mike gets cursed to be a frog. can only be un-cursed with a kiss. 

filling in the blanks as we go by delusionaltogether (Whyyyyy) - bookstore meetcute

there’s more but i spent all day painting my room and i am tired. Ive also got way too many bookmarks to go through and i have decided to stop here. still haven't figured out how to write that comment (but i am working on it because i love the fi(s) and ive been thinking about one specific thing that came up in a new chapter for so long). anyways, i hope someone enjoys this list of au fics from my bookmarks. 

[waves-against-a-cliff]

Bittersweet Goodbye - Gaz x Reader Bakery AU

Content Warnings - None.

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Truthfully, Gaz thinks that the two of you are past the stage of being shy around each other. Clearly, you don’t feel that way. You’ve been avoiding his gaze the entire time he’s been sitting here while waiting for his order. The order that you didn’t take like you normally would, instead another co-worker did, who looked like this was the last thing they wanted to do. Probably works in the back, Gaz thinks as he watches you try and bargain with the same co-worker to give him his items. He watches your face fall and you bring him his bag of goodies and the coffee he ordered. “Thanks love.” He says and grins a little when you avert your eyes before briskly walking back behind the counter with a mumbled ‘have a good day’.

When he gets home, he checks his emails and sees one from Price which means only one thing. He has to report to duty soon. Gaz opens the email and scrolls through its contents, he feels his hands go clammy when he sees he’s expected to be on base for a briefing in three days. Fuck and right when you’ve become all shy for no reason. Or, Gaz thinks back to the previous night and groans to himself. 

He must’ve come on too strong. But you had been leaning in for the kiss too until the oven went off. “Fuck!” What did he do to make you clam up so tight? Gaz paces around his flat, probably driving the people in the flat below him insane, as he tries to figure out what could have happened. But he comes up empty.

So, he waits until you come home and tries not to think about how this feels like stalker behavior on his part. When he hears the familiar click-clack of your kitten heels on the tile hallway floor, he grabs his gym bag (he figured he has to have a valid excuse), and walks out of his apartment. “O-oh! Kyle. Um, didn’t realize you left around this time.” You squawk when you see him, darting your eyes away from his. He thinks he hates that most of whatever has caused you to go shy, the fact he can’t see your eyes because you’re looking anywhere but him. 

“I was just heading to the gym for a night session.” He explains and gestures to his duffel bag. You nod and unlock your door despite your clearly trembling hands.

“Well, have fun.” You chirp and you’re about to go, hand on the doorknob, before he places his hand on yours. You snap your wide eyes to him and his heartbeat quickens.

“Did I do something wrong?” He asks and you shake your head, eyes still wide. “Are you sure? If it's something I said I want to apologize, love.”

“You didn’t do or say anything.” You squeak, “I’m sorry.”

Gaz furrows his brows, “Okay.” but he’s unconvinced. 

“Okay, would you like to come over on Sunday for some more taste testing?” You ask and he winces. “Is that a bad time?”

Gaz takes a deep breath before he explains that, “I’m being deployed again, three days to be specific.” 

“But its only been a week!” You protest, “Thats not nearly long enough.” 

“I know love but-”

“Where are you going?”

“I don’t know.”

“Well, find out.” You demand. “I’m gonna send you stuff so you can still taste test even if you’re on the opposite side of the world from me.”

Gaz chuckles at your determination before he says, “Alright, I’ll let you know which base to send your cookies to.”

[am-i-interrupting]

Hello there! Could i request a husk x magician reader? (Romantic)

Maybe they used to work for him at the casino and got their soul sold as part of the deal he made with alastor. Now they are stuck as a housekeeper in the hotel

Reader has illusion magic and thats where most of their tricks come from, but they also are very skilled at sleigh of hand and more traditional tricks.

I just thought it might be cute to have a magical s/o, since he canonically has a soft spot for magic and tricks, supposedly being one of the few things that melt his stonecold heart.

Husk remembered well the day he met you.

You strutted into his casino like you owned the place and honestly, you might as well have.

You sat down in front of him. Him, the owner and (at the time) overlord of the place.

The two of you played several games with relatively low stakes.

He enjoyed your company. He liked having you around.

He caught you cheating a couple times in games against other people. He didn’t say anything. It’s not like you were being unsubtle about it. The only reason he noticed was because he did those same tricks.

It made gambling with you fun because neither of you could pull your tricks. It was truly a lick of the draw.

Things went like that for a while.

Until Husk’s cage cashier quit. He’d been grumbling about it under his breath when you offered to play a round with him. If he won, he’d get a new one and if you won, you reaped all the benefits of being a soul of his without the price.

When he won, you cursed under your breath. He offered to sweeten the deal by giving you those benefits you wanted if you won the next round. If he won though, you still got the benefits but he got your soul.

He had a cage cashier and a soul in his hands. Until he didn’t. Until you got a front stage view of his loss to Alastor of not just his soul but all the ones he owned too.

You didn’t speak to him for months.

Oh, you yelled at him and oh, he deserved it.

Alastor seemed rightly entertained by your quarreling and deliberately paired the two of you up to watch.

When you could finally look each other in the eye without breaking into a fight, Alastor stopped.

You both sort of just stopped seeing each other then. Without Alastor forcing you and with too many mixed emotions seeing each other gambling, you went your separate ways.

The hotel brought you back together and with years past since then, it was like you’d never fallen out in the first place.

Husk watched you entertain Niffty with illusions and have Charlie in awe right beside her.

He smiled and gave an occasional suggestion.

“Remember in ‘79 when you did that dragon and scared the shit out of those imps.” “Ha! Yeah, I do.”

He found himself enamored with you once again.

Any kind of game night had people fighting over who was going to get paired up with either one of you.

Normally, you’d be paired together and you won nearly every damn time.

On the occasion that it was a game without teams, Husk would magically find himself with some of the best items.

He’d look at you but you’d never look back or if you did, you had a damn good poker face but still, he knew it was just that.

[roseworth]

Thoughts on Robin Lives?

sorry it took me a few days to get to this but i just read the last issue and. hm.

it honestly had me right until the end. i was on board. everyone hated last month's issue but i didnt have a problem it, and i was literally reading this newest issue like "okay... i see why people dont like it but i dont agree! im having fun!! i like it!!!!" then the last two pages happened and. what the fuck

i am a strong defender of elseworld characterizations being different than what i want in main universe. i saw a lot of people mad that jason had an obsession with joker in this story and i dont agree with that at all tbh! i liked it!!! i dont like it when red hood jason is obsessed with joker, but this is robin jason who watched joker murder his mother then beat him nearly to death like. two weeks ago. he is fresh off the ditf trauma in this story so i LOVED that he was trying to hunt down and kill the joker, then froze at the last minute last issue. i dont like it when red hood stories do that but THIS was good

and honestly i saw the screenshots of the panels of jason becoming joker out of context and i was STILL willing to hear the story out. like sure maybe if we really lean into the fact that hes so fucked up by the trauma of ditf straight into everything that happened in this story, i could be on board with him becoming joker jr. again, if the story is good i will accept so many things happening in elseworlds

but what the fuck was that!!! i was SO into the story and i was completely into the universe. the first moment that snapped me out was when bruce and the therapist got married?? for some reason???? that felt like such a random choice to me (and its very much a "there is a female character in this story so she has to fall in love with someone" situation) and i thought that was super weird and out of nowhere. but its a minor thing so i was willing to ignore it if the rest of it was good. but then the joker thing happened

many people are going to disagree with this but i think i would've liked the story overall if jason had become joker jr immediately after killing the joker. imo with this story the writer could've chosen two different paths, one where everything gets better so you can look at it and be like "awww jason could've been happy if he lived :(" OR one where everything is monumentally worse, and i would've been fine with either because once again, its an elseworld story so who cares. but i didnt like the fake out of "you think its gonna be better but its actually secretly WORSE 😈" because it ended up just coming out of nowhere. like jason becomes the joker AFTER going through therapy and getting a degree and a job and a life?? why????? i would've been soooo much more interested if he was fresh off the trauma of killing joker right after everything that happened. like i said i knew that jason became joker bc i saw the panels, so when he ran away i thought he ran away to joker out, and i was kind of really into that idea. i thought it would've been a kind of cool elseworld story if jason becomes the joker right after everything that happened. but thats not how it worked out

it just. came from nowhere. there was no buildup. it was clear the writer wanted to like. make the reader think it would be happy, then pull the rug out at the last minute. and because of that it just became weird. like i wasnt upset as much as i was confused because like ?? why???? why did that happen how did that happen What happened. thats not a story or an ending. thats just a thing happening. again, if the story had just led down the path to jason becoming the joker i would've liked it sooo much more because at the very least there would've been a plot. but that was nothing!!!! i am a strong supporter of "bad" endings, but only when the story leads the way to the unhappy ending. that felt like angst just for the sake of angst. like what was the reason!

sorry i feel like im repeating myself a lot im just trying to wrap my head around this. basically to me the book's biggest crime wasnt the decision to make jason become joker, it was the fact that it didn't bother to create the path to jason becoming joker. i am willing to hear a story out but i cant forgive bad storytelling