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The Bucky Barnes Cake Conspiracy
Pairing: Bucky Barnes x (implied) Avenger!Reader
Word Count: 800
Summary: When Wanda convinces you and Natasha to do the “Hear Me Out” cake trend, you think it’s just harmless fun. That is, until every single one of your picks is a different version of Bucky Barnes, the entire Tower gets involved, and Bucky himself finds out in the most humiliating way possible—via Wanda’s viral video.
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It started as a joke.
A harmless, ridiculous joke.
And then it spiraled into something much, much worse.
“I’m just saying,” Wanda said, shoving her phone in your face as the three of you wandered through the grocery store, “we should do it.”
Natasha glanced at the screen. “Oh, the ‘Hear Me Out’ cake trend? That’s dumb.”
“Exactly!” Wanda grinned. “Which makes it perfect for us.”
You furrowed your brows, watching the TikTok she’d pulled up. The trend was simple: buy a plain cake, decorate it with pictures of celebrities or characters you found attractive, and then justify your crush by sticking ‘Hear Me Out’ in the middle.
It was stupid. But also hilarious.
“I’m in,” you said.
Natasha groaned. “Fine. But I’m not helping if this turns into another Tower-wide disaster.”
Wanda hummed, already making a beeline for the bakery aisle. “Oh, it definitely will.”
Back at the Tower, you sat cross-legged on the kitchen counter as Wanda set up her phone. The cake—a plain white-frosted one you’d grabbed from the store—sat in the center of the table, looking all innocent. It had no idea it was about to be used for nonsense.
“Okay,” Wanda said, grinning. “Time to put down our picks.”
Natasha went first. She taped a photo of Keanu Reeves onto a skewer and stuck it into the cake. Classic. No one would question it.
Then Wanda went. Pedro Pascal. Another solid choice.
And then you—
“Y/N,” Natasha deadpanned. “Are you serious?”
You hesitated, mid-skewer placement. “…What?”
Wanda started cackling.
Because instead of picking three different people like a normal person, you had, without realizing it, picked three different versions of Bucky Barnes.
One was a picture of him in his tactical gear, scowling like he was about to murder someone (hot). Another was of him in a hoodie and jeans, looking all soft and domestic (also hot). And the third? The one that really sealed your fate?
It was a close-up of his metal arm.
You winced. “Okay. I see how this looks—”
“This looks like a confession,” Wanda said gleefully, already zooming in on your picks.
“Oh my God,” Natasha muttered, running a hand down her face.
“I panicked!” you hissed. “I wasn’t thinking—I just grabbed the first ones that looked good!”
Wanda was shaking with laughter. “Oh, babe. This isn’t panic. This is obsession.”
You groaned, dropping your head onto the counter. “I hate you both.”
The video went up on Wanda’s account that night.
By the next morning, it had one million views.
And the Tower was in absolute chaos.
Clint greeted you at breakfast with a slow, knowing grin. “So,” he said, spreading cream cheese onto his bagel, “should we start calling you Mrs. Barnes, or—?”
You threw a banana at his head.
Sam nearly fell off the couch laughing when he saw the video. “You put the metal arm?” he wheezed. “Oh, you’re down bad.”
Steve, who had clearly been dragged into this nonsense against his will, just gave you a long, unimpressed look over his coffee. “You could’ve just told him, you know.”
Tony, of course, had the most Tony reaction possible. “This is the most effort I’ve ever seen someone put into a crush. If I had known Bucky was your type, I would’ve set up an HR department just to make this more scandalous.”
You wanted the Earth to swallow you whole.
But the worst part?
Bucky.
Because by some miracle, he hadn’t seen the video yet.
Which meant you were living on borrowed time.
It happened later that night.
You were curled up on the couch, pretending to read a book but mostly trying to avoid eye contact with the entire human population, when Bucky strolled into the common room.
“Hey, doll.”
Your stomach flipped. “Hey.”
He sat next to you, arms stretched out over the back of the couch, his face unreadable. For a brief, fleeting moment, you thought—maybe he doesn’t know.
And then—
“So,” he said, far too casually. “You like my arm that much, huh?”
Your entire body locked up.
Your soul left your body.
Your mouth opened. Closed. Opened again.
“I—what—who—?”
Bucky chuckled. “I saw the video.”
You shut your eyes. “Kill me.”
He hummed, like he was thinking about it. “Nah. ‘Cause then who’s gonna take me on that date you clearly want?”
You choked. “What—”
Bucky turned to face you fully, that infuriating smirk tugging at his lips. “If you wanted me so bad, sweetheart, you could’ve just asked.”
Your entire brain short-circuited. “I—That’s—You—”
Bucky leaned in, voice low. “Next time, maybe write my number on the cake instead.”
You exhaled sharply, heart hammering. “Are you—Are you flirting with me?”
His grin widened. “You tell me.”
You stared at him. Then at the door. Then back at him.
Finally, you sighed, rubbing your temples. “Fine. But if we go on a date, I’m making Wanda pay for it.”
Bucky laughed, eyes warm. “Deal.”
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love of my life, queen of all things smut and marauders..........I have a request if you don't mind 😈 I was thinking of this with Sirius, but it could truly be whoever you think fits. But what do you think of a fic where reader x Sirius have sex for the first time (FWB, relationship, whatever fits the vibe), and Sirius finishes and moves his attention to reader who goes "oh it's alright, I've never been successful at that part of sex before...." & then it becomes this fun challenge for Sirius who spends the rest of the evening finding out what works for her until he finally gets her off 😃 xoxoxoxooxoxoxo
Thanks for the request and for weathering the long wait gorgeous Elle <3
cw: smut mdni, reader is afab and has trouble with orgasming
fwb!Sirius x fem!reader ♡ 1.2k words
“Fuck.” Sirius’ forehead crashes into yours, his breath hot on your lips. “Are you close?”
“You should come.” Your voice is tight, strained, though not nearly so much as his.
“Not before you.”
“Please, Sirius.” You both moan as he thrusts deeper inside you, your legs squeezing tight around his middle. “Please, I want you to.”
“I don’t—shit.”
His brow tenses along with the rest of him as he spills into you. You feel the condom fill up with a heady satisfaction. You run your hands up his back soothingly, until he relaxes into you.
“Fuck, gorgeous.” Sirius tilts his face to kiss at the slope of your cheek. “I’m sorry. I didn’t think I would…you just feel too good, have you gotten that complaint before?”
You laugh. “It’s not usually a complaint.”
“No, but in this case…” He tuts, picking his head up to look at you. You expect to be self-conscious—it’s your first time seeing each other like this, and part of you is still fighting the urge to cover up and preserve your modesty—but the heavy drag of his gaze only makes you feel admired. “Well, anyways, sorry. How close are you?”
“Oh, it’s okay.” You smile at him. Your finger traces the line of a tattoo on his bicep. “Don’t worry about it. I had fun.”
Sirius blinks, and then his brows come down. “Hold on, that’s not fair. I want to get you off.”
“Sirius, it’s really fine. I’m not…” You hesitate. You and Sirius have been friends for a while; it’s not as though you haven’t shared secrets before. And given what you’ve just shared with each other, you shouldn’t probably be embarrassed, but… “I haven’t exactly been…successful at that part of sex before.”
Sirius’ eyebrows furrow as though he doesn’t quite understand what you mean.
“I haven’t come,” you clarify.
His eyes widen, lips parting. It’s horrendously attractive, worse with him still inside you. “You haven’t?”
You shake your head.
“Not ever?”
You shake your head again.
“Not even by yourself?”
“Let’s just assume the answer to all of these questions is going to be no.” He shifts in you slightly, and you squirm. “Can you…?”
“Oh. Yeah, sorry.” Sirius pulls out of you, looking somewhat awed. “So, forgive me, but what exactly are you getting out of this if you don’t expect to come?”
You give him a droll look. “I guess I’m just a giver.”
It’s more true than you let on. You enjoyed yourself more than you expected just now, watching Sirius come, knowing it was the sight of you and the feel of your flesh under his hands that did it. You hope he lets you do it again.
“I don’t have to come to have good sex,” you say in a more genuine tone. “It’s still fun for me.”
“Right. Right, yeah, but—”
“Listen, I’m only telling you so you don’t take it personally. It’s not a you thing, it’s just…” You gesture helplessly. “I’m not sure I can.”
Sirius looks indignant. “I’m sure you can.”
“I haven’t found any proof.”
“Well, it’s—there’s a first time for everybody, doll. Can I try?”
You sit up, drawing your legs closer and forcing him to sit back. “I told you, it’s not you.”
“It could be me, though.” He grins roguishly.
You roll your eyes, fighting a smile. “Don’t make this a pride thing.”
“I’m not. I’m not, babe.” Sirius scoots towards you. He looks at you, sincere. “But it could be any number of factors, you know? Maybe you just haven’t tried the right thing, or there’s a lubrication issue, or something. It would be fun to try.”
You rub your lips together. “It’d probably be a waste of time. And I don’t want you to be disappointed if it doesn’t work.”
“I won’t be,” he promises. He crawls toward you on the bed, taking your ankle in hand to tug you closer. Your heart riots at the sight. “Let’s waste some time, gorgeous. I’ve got nothing else to do tonight. And you said you have fun even if you don’t finish, right?”
“Right,” you admit.
Sirius grins, flashing canines. “Lay back, then. Let me play with you a while.”
It doesn’t take long to figure out that lubrication is not the issue. Between Sirius’ hands and his mouth, you’re spilled like warm honey across his sheets in minutes. He bites marks into your thighs, goes from gentle to masochistic to gentle again with his hands on your breasts, curls his fingers inside you so that you make sounds you don’t recognize. All the while, he calls you sweet names rolled up in taunts, making your cheeks burn and your body seem to give up any will of its own. It begins to feel cruel; the combination of who Sirius is and what he can do to you.
But it’s when he uses his tongue that you start to tremble.
Your hand clamps blindly down on his shoulder, caught between keeping him close and pushing him away. Sirius’ hum, heavy with smugness and intrigue, is a vibration like you’ve never felt before. He takes your clit into his mouth.
It’s altogether too much and not enough. You shift your hips, gasping, but after a while your breaths even into a steadier pant. You start to adjust to this new pleasure. Just when you think you’ve got it under control, you’re safe, Sirius slips his wicked fingers into your entrance again.
“There you are.” His voice thrums with satisfaction as he kisses your clit. “You’ve been so good, sweetheart. So patient.”
“Sirius, I—”
“What?”
“I feel—”
“What, pretty girl?”
“Sirius.”
“Okay, I’m sorry. I’m being mean.” He nibbles ever so gently at your clit, making you jolt away from him. Your walls clench around his fingers. “You’re just so much fun when you’re worked up like this, I can’t help myself.”
He curls his fingers into that torturous spot along your inner wall, and what you want isn’t more sensation, but you can no longer find the words to tell him so. You dig your nails into Sirius’ shoulders and squeeze your eyes shut, feeling on the precipice of something great and terrible. Some kind of wreckage.
“You’re okay, doll,” Sirius soothes. “You’re just fine. You like this, don’t you? Don’t you want to come?”
With his low, sweet question, you do. You wreck like a ship against the shoreline. Splintering, screaming, crashing and drowning. Sirius laughs like the enemy vessel as you do.
It’s some time later when the stars clear from behind your eyes. You let out a shuddering breath. “Fuck.”
“Mhm. That’s usually how it goes.” Sirius is all tenderness now. He kisses up your sweaty, overworked abdomen until he reaches your collarbone, where he nibbles rewardingly. “Good job, sweetness. And good job me, if I do say so myself.”
You open your eyes to peek at him through your lashes. “Aren’t I supposed to say so?”
He chuckles, pressing a kiss to your chin. “Fairly sure you just did. I wouldn’t have guessed you had sounds like that in you.”
“Me neither,” you admit.
“Well, now I’ve got something new to work towards, I suppose.”
“Sirius,” you sigh. “That was the first time I’ve ever come, and it took nearly an hour. I’m not sure if I’ll be able to do that again.”
“Oh, such a defeatist.” Sirius cups your face in his hands, thumbs moving sweetly down your cheeks as he presses a firm kiss to your lips. “I meant getting those sounds out of you again. But don’t worry, gorgeous, we’ll manage both.”
#sirius black#sirius black x reader#sirius black x fem!reader#sirius black x y/n#sirius black x you#sirius black x self insert#sirius black fanfiction#sirius black fanfic#sirius black fic#sirius black smut#sirius black imagine#sirius black scenario#sirius black drabble#sirius black blurb#sirius black oneshot#sirius black one shot#marauders#marauders fanfiction#marauders fandom#the marauders#hp marauders#marauders era#marauders x reader
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Better-A Spencer Reid Fanfiction
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Summary: Penelope drags you to a bar to meet one Spencer Reid, insisting he's 'just your type.' (She was right.)
Genre: Fluff fluff fluff!!!!
CW: Reader acts a little overstimulated and socially anxious, reader wears glasses, very awkward!reader (to match spencer's freak), early seasons spencer reid because he's my baby, reader is very insecure, reader has an inner monologue, ooey gooey mushy cheesy fluff
Word Count: 1,065
A/N: Hello again!! I'm kind of proud of this one, I think it's pretty cute. I'm thinking of making a part two where you guys go on a nice little date, lemme know if you'd read it!!!
“These heels are fucking stupid.” I groan to Penny.
“At least they look super hot.” Penny shrugged, trying to make me feel better.
“Yeah, not on me.” I groan again, stumbling a little.
“Oh don’t give me that.” I nod right away, waving off her comment.
“Right right, sorry.” Penny had told me I need to stop being so negative about myself. Clearly, I wasn’t doing very well.
“I’m so used to flats, how does any woman manage this?! Jesus Christ!” Penny just laughed.
“We’re almost there, sugar, just take it easy.” We rounded a corner and the bar came into view. We walked up the sidewalk towards the door.
“Remind me why I let you convince me into doing this?” She offered me a hand when my ankle bent a little.
“Hot nerd, remember?”
“Right, right. Spencer’s his name?” I ask.
“Yup! You’re gonna love him, everyone does.” She opens the door and we walk in, the loud music reaching my ears within seconds. I can somehow smell every single person’s drink at once. The music is already starting to get on my nerves. This guy better be as hot as Penny insists he is.
“Please tell me he’s here already. I don’t know how long I’ll be able to stand the smell in this place.” My face sours.
“Yeah, yeah! He said he’s somewhere at the bar with Derek!” She looked at me with sympathy. “I promise everything will be alright, I’ll drive you home whenever you’re ready to go.” She smiles and grabs my hand gently.
“Thanks, Pen.” I smile back and let her lead me to the bar. I look down as a bit of hair gets stuck in my lip gloss. I sputter, trying to pull it away. Right when I look up I’m face to face with the infamous Spencer Reid. I notice Penny’s hand is no longer holding my own but I can’t look away from his gaze to find her.
“Hey.” His cheeks are dusted pink, and he offers me an awkward smile. All the words I could possibly say back get caught in my throat. My face is impossibly hot and I can feel every single part of my body practically light on fire. Penny was right…He is insanely hot. I push my glasses up on my face and shake my head.
“Hi, sorry!” I giggle nervously, already embarrassed with myself. “I’m Y/N.”
“Spencer.” He replies. His voice is soft and quiet, like he’s telling me a secret.
“So, Derek and I are gonna go get our groove on!” Penny’s voice pulls me out of my thoughts. I look over at her as does Spencer. “You two lovebirds have fun!” She squeals before dragging Derek off to the dance floor. I stare at them as they walk off, feeling almost betrayed that she would leave me to fend for myself like this.
“Did she drag you here too?” Spencer’s voice pulls me back in. I look over and his eyes are already locked on my own.
“Yeah, she did.” I laugh. “I mean, I can’t say she had to force me. I was looking forward to meeting you. She did have to force me to put on these devil heels though.” I scowl down at my feet. Spencer lets out a breathy chuckle. I look back up at him with a wide smile.
“She did have to force me. I’m not really good with social interactions. But I’m glad I caved and came anyway.” He looked down at his hands, smiling.
“She talked you up a lot, she really wanted me to come tonight.”
“She talked you up too.” He nodded to himself.
“Oh god, what’d she say about me?” I cringe, remembering all the horrible things she knows about me.
“She said you were sweet, and funny. She also may or may not have used the term, ‘smoking hot,’ when referring to you as well.” Spencer huffed out a short laugh, still staring at his hands.
“Oh geez.” I rub a hand over my forehead. “She always makes me sound way better than I actually am.” Spencer finally looks at me again, his smile suddenly gone.
“What do you mean?” His eyebrows furrowed. I worry I upset him somehow.
“Well-” I take a big gulp. “I just mean that she always says I’m ‘super hot’ and makes me sound like some kind of super model, but I’m very far from it.” My reply is met with silence. Great, you already scared him off with your self-deprecation. Can you be normal for even a second?!
“Honestly, how she described you wasn’t correct at all.” Spencer pauses. And this is the part where he admits that he thought I’d be much hotter than I am. “She said you were ‘smoking hot,’ but I’d say you’re much more…’a goddess who walks the earth.’” He thinks for a second before laughing. “God, that was so cheesy wasn’t it?” He brings a hand up to cover his face. I’m beyond stunned. I can’t even bring myself to move a muscle. I can’t even make my fingers so much as twitch. Spencer’s smile fades and his face is still covered by his hand. I start to realize he probably thinks he’s ruined this, just as I did a couple seconds ago.
“I don’t think anyone’s ever said something that kind about me.” Spencer moves his hand and meets my gaze. His face is just as red as mine feels. “Guys always tell me I’m hot or…Something along those lines. But no one has ever said something so…” I pause. “I don’t even have a word for it. I feel like I’m about to burst into tears like a fuckin’ idiot. That was the sweetest thing I have ever heard.” My eyes are watery as I stare up at him. He’s so different. Spencer’s smile returns and his eyes practically fucking sparkle.
“I’m surprised no one’s ever said something like that to you before. Were all the people you met blind perhaps?” I burst out in a fit of giggles. Spencer watches me laugh with the most dopey smile on his face.
“Apparently they might have been.” I laugh. I take a deep breath. “You know…How Penny described you wasn’t quite correct either.” His face falters.
“Am I better or worse than she described?”
“Better.” I respond without missing a beat. “So much better.” I sigh dreamily.
#criminal minds#spencer reid#criminal minds fanfiction#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer reid x reader#x reader fanfiction#x reader fic#spencer reid x you#x reader fluff
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YK WHAT.. i have been wondering.. have you ever thought about the serious characters in arcane dealing with reader with a similar personality as deadpool? (i rlly wanna know how would sevika or vi react lmao)
so i've never seen Deadpool, but i searched up his mbti and apparently he's an ENTP? so here are some Sevika x ENTP!reader headcanons :)
Sevika x ENTP!reader
**based on external research (i spent 15 minutes looking at istp x entp memes.)
every day is a constant challenge of you attempting to fluster Sevika and Sevika being utterly unfazed (she is dying on the inside.) one day your own plan backfires on you trying tease her—you’ve got her backed against a wall, holding the lapel of her coat, pulling her close: when she suddenly grabs your arm, turns you around, pushes you against the same place where she was a second ago. smirks as she watches you absolutely lose your shit
she lowkey encourages your daily chaotic evil schemes. will always pretend to disapprove of them but follows begrudgingly, ready to swoop in and clean things up if you run yourself into a deeper problem than intended.
“hey ugly rat” (sevika) “hey hideous goon” (you) (this is your love language.) (you are both simps for each other but would never never admit it)
she keeps you grounded when you start to fly off the handle.
she is also exasperated by your tendency to make jokes out of every situation. like one time you get into a really bad fight and she finds you bleeding out in the street. damn near dies of a heart attack at the ripe age of 41. as she’s patching you up you laugh weakly and crack a joke and she just shoots you a death glare, which is all you need to see to realize just how badly you scared her.
modern au: you both have a taste for the spontaneous. you’re both repulsed by routine and feeling controlled. entp!reader x Sevika dating includes: not going to the same food place twice. escape rooms. rage rooms (she got banned from three and counting from taking things too far). martial arts classes (she also gets banned from those).
she calls you dumbass (affectionate) and darling (condescending.)
whenever you start ranting or go off on a tangent in the middle of a tight situation she’ll snap “get to your point.”
but on quiet days when you want to just ramble to her she’ll sit and listen (or at least pretend to) while she fixes her arm or rolls a cigarette
you are always late to every appointment. she is always early. she starts telling you to meet her half an hour earlier than the designated time.
you like to team up with Jinx to bully her
she cackles at the dad jokes you came up with to be ironic
her favorite time of day is when you’re falling asleep in her arms because that’s the one time you’re quiet and soft and let your guard down. it’s rare to see you vulnerable without your joking exterior and she’s filled with this desperate urge to protect you from everything
you like to pick really dumb fights with her for fun: Sevika: that’s it. I’m not having a stupid argument with you anymore. You: water is not wet Sevika, whirling around: how the FUCK is water not wet?? It’s water—
you are chronically bored. she is chronically tired. this results in you sometimes waking her up at 3 in the morning trying to cook a recipe you saw online or start an ambitious obstacle course project in the living room and she just stands in the doorway trying to decide if it’s worth getting mad or just going back to sleep.
she’ll drag you away from fighting someone in the last drop who insulted her, but then she’ll turn around and destroy anyone who hit on you
this is the canon event of how the two of you got together: Sevika: did you just flirt with me? You: have been for the past two years, but thanks for noticing.
you always get thrown into Stillwater. she always bails you out. it’s gotten to a point where she just hears about a scuffle or a robbery in Topside, goes straight to Stillwater, and waits for you to be hauled in. she then just bails you out and takes you back home without a word. “Sev, before you get mad, I SWEAR this time it was them–” “No.”
also: Sevika: what the hell happened here?! You: well, first of all, I was just minding my own business— Sevika: *slams fist on the table* BULLSHIT You: I WAS!!
on days when she is stressed out, dragged down by the workload, stuck in her head too much, you always know the best way to up her mood—you’re the only person in the world who can make her crack a smile, even on the worst days.
basically, this image would sum up your dynamic:
notes: omg might be fun to make this a series, send in your mbti type if you're interesting in seeing more sevika x mbti headcanons!
#sevika x reader#sevika x you#sevika headcanon#sevika#sevika arcane#sevika imagine#sevika x female reader
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strawberry.
bjorn x reader (i tried smth different by putting Reader in the fic instead of yxn so let me know if it looks okay or if it works for you guys 😭)
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Summary: One night, she shows up in his room—with intentions he never thought she’d bring to him, acting like the complete opposite of her usual shy, rule-following, goody two-shoes self. He thinks she’s finally dropped the good girl act. Has she?
(if this is a bit long, i apologize. i tried to post it on ao3 but i havent been accepted there yet lol)
Bjorn sat on his bunk, thumbs tapping idly at the controller in his hands, the dim light from the screen casting a glow over his face. His brows furrowed in concentration as he muttered under his breath, completely absorbed in the game.
The door slid open with a soft hiss.
“Unless you’re Tyler with a bottle of booze or an alien here to kill me, get lost,” he grumbled without looking up.
No response. Just soft footsteps.
Bjorn’s fingers paused over the buttons, and he finally looked up, frowning when he saw her standing there.
She was the last person he expected to show up at his bunk. Little-miss-stick-to-the-rules, the one who always looked at him like he was one sarcastic comment away from getting shoved out of an airlock. Her usual stiff posture was gone; instead, she leaned against the wall, lips curved into a faint, knowing smile. The hell? She never smiled like that — not at him.
She didn’t look like herself. Her hair was a little more tousled, her eyes shadowed like she hadn’t slept.
She sat down next to him, close enough that her knee bumped against his. Bjorn blinked.
“Uh… hi?”
Her lips twitched. “Hi.”
Bjorn scowled, setting his controller aside. “Okay, what the hell? Did you get lost on your way to literally anywhere else?”
She tilted her head, gaze flickering to his mouth before meeting his eyes again. “No. I wanted to see you.”
Bjorn’s body stiffened. His brain scrambled for a logical explanation—maybe she hit her head during that last escape, or maybe Tyler had spiked the water rations for fun.
“What do you want?” he muttered, voice low and rough.
“Nothing,” she said simply, her smile deepening. “Just your company.”
Bjorn shifted, suddenly uncomfortable. “Go find company with the others,” he muttered. “You know, the people you actually talk to.”
“But I don’t want them,” she murmured, leaning in slightly. Their knees were completely touching now.
Bjorn narrowed his eyes. “Are you drunk?”
“No.”
“You sure? Because you’re acting weird. Like… you got body-snatched weird.” He forced a smirk. “Should I check for antennae?”
She laughed softly—a different kind of laugh. Low. Smooth. Something about it made his stomach tighten.
“Come on, Bjorn,” she murmured.
His body tensed. “Come on, what?”
She leaned forward just a bit, her breath warm against his ear. “You always push me away,” she whispered. “Why?”
His pulse jumped. He pulled back, eyes searching hers. “Okay, yeah, you’ve either been hitting the ship’s hidden stash or you hit your head.”
She tilted her head, her fingers skimming his arm. “What if I just want to get to know you better?”
Bjorn caught her wrist, gripping it firmly. “What the hell’s the matter with you?” His voice was sharp, but his grip wasn’t.
She only smiled, like she knew something he didn’t. “I don’t know.” Her voice dropped, almost teasing. “Why? Do I seem… different?”
“Yeah.” He let go of her hand, shoving himself upright. “You don’t act like this.”
“Like what?” she asked, stepping even closer. Now she was standing between his legs, looking down at him. He swallowed.
“Flirty,” he said bluntly.
She giggled. Actually giggled. Bjorn swore under his breath. “You hate me, remember?” he muttered. “Think I’m an arrogant prick.”
“Maybe I changed my mind.” Her fingers dragged down his arm, nails scratching lightly over his sleeve.
Bjorn shivered. He should push her away. Instead, he just stared at her. “You’re not like this,” he said again, voice strained. “You’re shy. Quiet.”
“Maybe I’m tired of being shy,” she murmured.
He sucked in a breath as she shifted even closer. He tried to lean back, but his shoulders hit the headboard.
“Maybe I like your attention…” Her breath brushed against his neck, warm and teasing. “And wondering what it would feel like to touch you.”
Bjorn’s brain short-circuited. What the hell was happening?
She was practically in his lap now, her weight pressing against his thighs, her fingers ghosting up the back of his neck. His instincts screamed at him to stop this, to shove her away and demand what the hell had gotten into her.
Instead, his mouth did what it always did when things got weird: it ran with it.
“Well, you know what they say,” Bjorn drawled, letting his gaze flicker to her lips. “Opposites attract.”
She smiled. “You think we’re opposites?”
“Yeah. I’m fun. You’re…” He waved a hand vaguely. “Not.”
She giggled again, a sultry little sound that sent heat curling through his stomach. “Maybe you just don’t know me as well as you think you do.”
Bjorn exhaled sharply, trying to ignore the way her knee pressed into his thigh. “Please. I know you. You’re the one who gives me that disappointed teacher look every time I crack a joke.”
Her fingers toyed with his belt. His muscles twitched under her touch. “Maybe I just enjoy your attention.”
Oh, hell no. Something was definitely wrong. His pulse hammered in his ears.
“What’s with you?” he asked again, voice rough. He caught her wrist before her hand could slide under his shirt. “Seriously.”
Her pupils were blown wide now, black swallowing the color. “I don’t know,” she whispered. Her lips parted. “But don’t you like it?”
Bjorn gave a shaky laugh. “Yeah, well, if you’re trying to seduce me, you might wanna work on the creepy factor.”
She tilted her head. “Is it working?”
Bjorn’s grip on her wrist tightened. “I mean… maybe a little.”
His smirk faltered when she swung one leg over his thighs and fully straddled him. Heat surged through his body. Her weight pressed against him, her nails dragging over the back of his neck—it messed with his head.
“Relax, Bjorn,” she whispered. “You think too much.”
“That’s funny,” he muttered. “Everyone says I don’t think at all.”
Her fingers slid into his hair, tugging his head back slightly. His throat bobbed. Every instinct screamed to stop this, because something about the way she looked at him wasn’t normal.
But then she leaned down and kissed him.
Slow. Deep. Needy.
Bjorn groaned, his grip on her hips tightening as he kissed her back. She tasted like metal and danger, like something he shouldn’t want but couldn’t stop craving.
His hands slid up her back, gripping her like he was afraid she’d pull away. The kiss turned messy, desperate. His mind screamed at him to get a grip, to push her away before he did something stupid.
But when her hands tangled in his hair, tugging him closer—he was gone.
So, so screwed.
(3 Hours Earlier)
The emergency lights bathed the control room in harsh, red flashes. Alarms blared through the ship’s speakers, a robotic voice repeating: “Containment breach. Sector 5.”
Navarro’s hands flew across the controls. “Shit, shit—come on!” she muttered, her eyes darting between the monitors. One showed Tyler and Bjorn, trapped in the quarantine chamber, weapons raised. The other displayed a writhing mass of translucent, sinewy creatures slithering toward them.
“Navarro, get us the hell out of here!” Tyler’s voice crackled through the comms, his usual bravado laced with panic.
“They’re closin’ in,” the reader said, gripping the back of Navarro’s chair. Her heart hammered in her chest. The creatures' movements were disjointed but fast, their limbs twisting unnaturally as they swarmed toward the two men. “Can’t we override the door?”
“I’m trying!” Navarro’s fingers flew across the keyboard. “They locked it remotely from the lab after the breach.” She paused, brow furrowed. “Wait. There’s a manual override in the maintenance shaft.”
The reader swallowed hard. “I’ll go.”
“You sure? It’s crawling with those things out there.”
The screen showed Bjorn, standing back-to-back with Tyler, swiping his forearm across his sweaty face. His voice crackled over the comms, his accent sharp: “Oi, can we speed this up? Not tryna be anyone’s midnight snack here!”
The reader didn’t answer. She was already sprinting toward the maintenance hatch.
The shaft was barely wide enough to crawl through. The metal walls groaned with each movement. Sweat dripped down her temple as she pushed forward, flashlight clamped between her teeth.
The override panel came into view — a small box marked MANUAL RELEASE. Her hands shook as she flipped it open and punched in the code Navarro had given her.
“Come on… come on…”
From the shadows ahead, something scraped against the metal. The hair on her neck stood on end. Her eyes darted toward the sound. The flashlight caught a flash of pale, rubbery skin skittering across the metal.
She slammed the release lever down.
The alarm shifted to a new tone: “Chamber door disengaged.”
Back in the control room, she stumbled through the door as Tyler and Bjorn burst in behind her.
“Holy fuckin’ hell,” Tyler panted, bending over with his hands on his knees. “That was close.”
Bjorn leaned against the wall, sucking in breaths. His shirt was torn, streaked with dark fluid. “Yeah,” he wheezed. “Remind me to never volunteer for a ‘routine inspection’ again.”
“I bloody hate space,” he muttered.
Hours later, the adrenaline had worn off. The ship was quiet again.
The reader stood in the tiny bathroom, running damp fingers through her hair. Her reflection stared back, eyes shadowed with exhaustion. She turned her head to the side, inspecting a scrape on her cheek from the maintenance shaft.
That’s when she felt it: a faint tickle along the shell of her ear.
She frowned, reaching up. Her fingertips brushed against something cold and slick.
It moved.
She jerked her hand away, heart slamming in her chest. Another tickle — deeper now, just inside her ear canal. Her breath hitched. She grabbed the edge of the sink, eyes wide with horror.
Sudden pressure built behind her eardrum. Her vision blurred. Then, as quickly as it came, the sensation disappeared.
Her pulse slowed.
Maybe she imagined it. Maybe it was just leftover nerves from the mission.
She forced a shaky breath and turned off the faucet.
Behind her, in the mirror’s reflection, her pupils dilated unnaturally. Just for a second.
And then... black.
———————————————————————————
Her breath came in short, shallow gasps. Her body arched into his touch as his fingers toyed with the button of her pants, fumbling to undo it. His mouth found the pulse at her throat, sucking softly, and a low hum escaped her lips.
Then—
A jarring flicker behind her eyes.
The sensation was sharp, like someone yanking a cord plugged into the base of her skull. Her vision blurred. For the briefest moment, everything went black.
When clarity returned, she was on Bjorn’s bed, half-straddling his lap, his hand already slipping beneath her waistband.
Her heart seized.
What the hell—how did I get here?
Her stomach lurched. Her body felt disconnected from her mind, like waking up in the middle of a nightmare. The pressure of his palm against her hip, the heat of his breath on her neck—she didn’t remember any of it or how she got into this position.
“Stop,” she whispered, voice shaking. “Get off—get off me.”
Bjorn didn’t react immediately. His mouth was still at her throat, teeth grazing her skin.
Her pulse skyrocketed. Panic took hold.
“Stop!” she said louder, raising her hand and slapping the side of his head.
“OW! What the—?” Bjorn recoiled, clutching his temple. His eyes flashed with confusion and anger. “What the hell?!”
She shoved his chest so hard he nearly fell off the bed. His head snapped back, the sting of her slap still burning against his scalp.
“What the hell are you doing?” she shouted, scrambling off his lap like he was on fire. Her eyes were wide with panic, cheeks flushed.
Bjorn blinked. His brain short-circuited. His hair was disheveled, her lipstick smudged across his jawline. “Me? What am I doing? You’re the one who climbed into my bed and started getting handsy!”
Her mouth dropped open. “I did not!”
“Oh yeah? You just happened to sit on my lap and try to eat my face for fun?” He pointed to his hair. “You yanked my hair like you were testing the damn roots!”
Her face twisted with confusion — then horror. Her hands flew to her mouth. “Oh my God.”
She stared at him, heart racing, mind spinning.
He scoffed bitterly, running a hand through his hair. “First you come in here, climb on top of me, panting in my ear like a rabid fox—and now you’re bloody hitting me? Fucks the matter with you?”
Her eyes went wide. “I—I don’t remember doing that. I don’t know how I got here— I don’t- I was lying in my bunk and… then I… I woke up here. With.. you.”
Bjorn let out a low, bitter chuckle. “Right. Sure you don’t.” He swung his legs over the side of the bed, shaking his head as he stood. “God… you are such a fucking tease.”
She backed away, breath unsteady. The confusion etched into her face was unmistakable. Bjorn’s eyes narrowed; his head tilted as he watched her, curiosity flickering behind his frustration.
Her brows knitted. She took another shaky step back, nearly stumbling before catching herself. Without another word, she turned and fled the room.
Bjorn ran a hand through his hair, giving his head a slight shake as if to clear it. “Fucking girls, man,” he muttered, then collapsed back onto his bed with a frustrated groan.
Reader slammed the door to her room and locked it, her chest heaving. Her heart still raced from whatever the hell had just happened in Bjorn’s room. She backed away from the door, rubbing her temples.
What the fuck was that? How did I even get there?
She paced to the mirror, her reflection just as disheveled and panicked as she felt. Her hair was tangled, her lips swollen from Bjorn’s kisses. But she didn’t remember walking there. Didn’t remember straddling him. Just… being at the sink. The pressure in her head. The sick squirming sensation beneath her skin.
Her hand flew to her ear. The spot just beneath the canal—where she’d felt it last night. A twitch, then a burrowing sensation. Her stomach churned.
No. No, this couldn’t be real.
She pressed harder, wincing at the soreness. Something had happened. Something had crawled in.
Her mind shot back to earlier: Tyler and Bjorn fighting off the small, slick creatures in the cargo bay. The skittering limbs, the way one darted toward the vent before Bjorn stomped after it.
Her pulse spiked.
One must've gotten out.
One must’ve gotten into her.
———————————————————————————
The med bay had found nothing. No parasites, no head injuries, no alien goo lodged in her brain. By the end of the day, she was convinced she’d had a psychotic break. A weird, horrifyingly embarrassing psychotic break that involved dry-humping Bjorn’s lap.
She hadn’t spoken to him since. Every time she passed him in the halls, she speed-walked in the opposite direction while he smirked like the cocky asshole he was.
Now the crew was gathered in the common area, poring over whatever scraps of data Navarro had managed to recover from the ship’s security feeds. Everyone was tense. Tired. Half-expecting those acid-blooded monsters to rip through the walls at any second.
Navarro tapped a few keys on the console. “Alright,” he muttered. “Here’s footage from corridor C, two hours before the first attack.”
The screen flickered. Grainy black-and-white footage showed an empty hallway. The group leaned in. Nothing happened for a few seconds… until a small, worm-like shape wriggled across the floor and disappeared into the ventilation shaft.
“What the hell is that?” Tyler asked.
“No idea,” Navarro said. “Looks like it moves like a—wait.” His brow furrowed as he clicked to the next feed. “This is from the crew quarters last night. After we locked down the south wing.”
The screen changed.
Her stomach dropped.
There she was. In fuzzy night-vision, walking into Bjorn’s bunk with a slow, almost predatory stride. She watched herself climb onto his lap, run her fingers through his hair, and kiss him like she was auditioning for a damn romance holo.
Tyler choked on a laugh. “Holy shit.”
Her entire body locked up. Heat flooded her cheeks. “T-t-that… that wasn’t me!” she stammered, voice cracking.
Bjorn, sitting across from her, turned his head slowly and met her gaze. His mouth curved into a lazy, delighted grin. “Sure looks like you.”
“It’s not!” she shouted, practically vibrating with mortification. “I-I don’t remember any of that! I was possessed!”
“Oh yeah?” Bjorn leaned back in his chair, arms crossed. “By what? The Horny Ghost of Deck Three?”
The group burst into laughter.
Her mouth opened and closed like a fish out of water. “I-I swear! I was sleeping! And then I woke up in his room and—”
“On my lap,” Bjorn added helpfully. “Don’t forget the lap part.”
Navarro frowned, tapping the screen. “Wait, hold on. Look at the timestamp.”
They all turned back to the footage. As her possessed self kissed Bjorn, a tiny shape slithered out from behind her ear — the same worm-like creature — and crawled from the bunk to the floor.
Seconds later, her body froze mid-kiss. Her eyes went glassy.
“Oh my God,” she whispered. “I wasn’t crazy.”
Navarro nodded grimly. “Looks like whatever that thing is… it was controlling you.”
Bjorn let out a low whistle. “So you were possessed.” His jaw tightened, amusement draining from his face. “Brilliant. I was snogging some alien parasite, not you.” His eyes darkened. “That’s fucking disgusting.”
Tyler shifted uncomfortably, arms crossed over his chest. “Why Bjorn, though?” His tone was casual, but there was a flicker of something beneath it—jealousy, maybe. “I mean… you could’ve climbed into either one of our bunks.”
Bjorn, still lounging against the table, perked up. “Yeah. Why me?” He straightened, elbows resting on his knees, eyes locked on hers. “Gotta say, I’m curious.”
Even Navarro, typically all business, arched a brow and turned his attention toward her. The question hung heavy in the air.
She froze. The weight of their collective stares pinned her in place. Her mouth opened, closed, then opened again. “I… I don’t know.” Her voice cracked. “I don’t know what that thing wants.”
The silence stretched, brittle and sharp.
Navarro finally broke it, voice grim. “To reproduce,” he said, nodding toward the footage. “That thing—whatever it is—wasn’t just controlling you. It was looking for a host.”
Her eyes widened. “A host… for more of those things?”
“Exactly.” Navarro’s jaw tightened. “And it didn’t pick Bjorn at random.”
Bjorn’s smirk faded. “Wait… what the hell does that mean?”
Navarro leaned forward, elbows on his knees. “That thing was trying to reproduce. It chose you because you’re the most compatible host.”
Bjorn let out a dry laugh. “Compatible? What, like I’ve got a ‘prime breeding material’ stamp on my forehead?”
Tyler snorted, though his eyes never left the screen. “I mean… wouldn’t be the weirdest thing about you.”
Bjorn shot him a glare. “Piss off.”
She barely heard them. Her mind was spinning. “So… it climbed out of me and went into Bjorn?”
Navarro gave a slow nod. “Or at least tried to. We saw it crawl toward him on the footage before it disappeared under the bed.”
Her stomach turned. “And now it’s… what, still in here somewhere?”
The group fell silent.
Bjorn tensed. “Under the bed,” he repeated, glancing toward his bunk. His legs shifted, like he was preparing to bolt. “It’s still here.”
Tyler’s face paled. “Shit.”
Navarro stood. “We need to find it. Now.”
Bjorn took a step back, eyes scanning the floor. “Right. Great. A horny alien worm loose in my room. Just what I fucking needed.”
———————————————————————————
As Tyler and Navarro swept the flashlight beam across the floor, scanning for the creature, Bjorn shifted closer. His shoulder bumped lightly against hers.
“You know…” His voice dipped, low and teasing.
She stiffened. Bjorn leaned in, his breath warm against her ear. “Do you really not remember what happened between us?”
Her throat tightened. She turned her head slightly — and immediately regretted it. His blue eyes caught hers, sharp and glinting with amusement.
“I—I told you. I don’t remember,” she stammered.
He tilted his head, a slow smirk curving his lips. “Shame.” His gaze dropped to her mouth, then flicked back up. “You were so… enthusiastic.”
“Bjorn,” Tyler called out. “This isn’t the time.”
Bjorn gives him a look of displeasure.
Her cheeks felt like they were on fire at this point.
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The flashlight’s beam glinted off the metal bedframe, casting shadows like skeletal fingers across the wall. Tyler crouched, lowering the light to the floor. The shadows shifted — and then something moved.
Tyler’s voice interrupted the moment: “Shit—there it goes!”
A glistening, worm-like creature squirmed at the edge of the beam, pale and slick, like it had been birthed from static. It slithered toward the baseboard.
Navarro lunged first. His boot stomped down with a sickening squish. The creature convulsed beneath the heel, its form pulsing, writhing.
“What the hell is that thing?” she breathed.
“Parasitic entity,” Navarro grunted, grinding his heel into the floor. “Uses human hosts to reproduce.”
Bjorn’s jaw tightened. “Reproduce… like make us host its babies?”
Navarro didn’t answer. She just pressed down harder. The worm gave one final twitch before going still, a smear of iridescent fluid pooling beneath it.
Bjorn exhaled shakily. “Jesus Christ.”
Tyler leaned against the desk, skin pale. “So… is that it? We’re good now?”
Navarro crouched to examine the remains. The goo shimmered unnaturally in the light. “This one’s dead.” Her lips pressed into a thin line. “But if it came through when we opened the rift… there might be more.”
Reader’s stomach twisted. “More? Like how many more?”
Navarro wiped the goo onto a tissue. “That depends on how long it was in you.” She stood, meeting reader’s eyes. “And what it did while it was.”
Silence stretched between them. Her skin crawled with invisible touches.
Bjorn broke it with a shaky laugh. “Great. So I almost got laid by a possessed chick because some horny alien worm decided I was a suitable breeding ground.”
He raked a hand through his hair and gave a crooked grin. “Gotta say, not my proudest moment.”
———————————————————————————
The ship was too quiet.
She sat curled up on the worn couch in the living quarters, pretending to read the manual for the comms system while the vents hummed overhead. The rest of the crew was gone, off checking the engine room for more of those alien freaks. She should’ve been worried. Anxious. Hyper-alert.
Instead, her mind kept flashing back to that grainy CCTV footage Navarro had pulled up yesterday.
Her. In Bjorn’s lap. Hands in his hair. Mouth on his like she was trying to suck the soul out of him.
The secondhand embarrassment still made her want to self-destruct.
"Deep breaths," she muttered to herself. "It wasn’t you. You were possessed. Just…ignore him."
“Talking to yourself now?"
Her spine straightened with a jolt. Bjorn’s voice.
Of course.
She didn’t look up. "Go away."
"Why would I do that?" His footsteps creaked across the floor. “We’ve got the whole ship to ourselves. Thought we could…bond.”
"Pass."
He chuckled. The sound made her eye twitch.
Her focus stayed glued to the manual as he dropped onto the couch across from her, sprawling like he owned the place. Silence stretched between them. She could feel his gaze like a physical weight, dragging up her legs, past her folded arms, straight to her face.
“You know,” Bjorn said after a minute, “I’ve been trying to figure something out.”
She exhaled sharply. “Are you now?” She answered completely uninterested.
He ignored her. "Your chapstick."
That got her attention. Her eyes snapped to his. "What?"
"That night," he said, tapping his lower lip with his thumb. "When you kissed me."
Her cheeks flamed.
“Strawberry?” He squinted, tongue running over his bottom lip. “Nah… cherry, maybe? It was sweet. Kinda fruity.”
Her stomach twisted.
Bjorn chuckled. “C’mon. Tell me. It’s been driving me fucking crazy all day.”
"You're unbelievable," she muttered, standing abruptly to leave.
She turned toward the hallway — but he was faster. He stood and moved into her path with infuriating ease, blocking the exit.
Her heart skipped. She took a step back, and her shoulders hit the cold wall.
Bjorn placed a hand on the wall beside her head and leaned in just enough to make her breath hitch. His blue eyes sparkled with pure mischief.
"You know," he said softly, "it's my birthday today."
She crossed her arms, willing herself not to react. "Happy birthday."
"Thanks." His smirk deepened. "Aren’t you gonna ask what I want for my birthday?"
She clenched her jaw. "No."
"Go on." His gaze flicked to her lips. "Ask."
Her throat tightened. She hated how her pulse spiked when he looked at her like that. Like he saw straight through her bravado.
"...What do you want for your birthday?" she mumbled, arms crossed, eyes fixed on the floor.
Bjorn's mouth curved into a slow, wolfish grin. "A kiss."
Her head snapped up. "You’re insane."
"Maybe." He pushed off the wall just enough to trail his fingers down her arm. Goosebumps erupted across her skin despite herself. "But you seemed pretty into it last time."
"It wasn’t me," she said through clenched teeth.
"That’s what you keep saying." He leaned in again, voice low. "But you know what I think?"
"No, but I’m sure you’ll tell me."
His breath brushed her cheek. "I think you liked it."
Her chest squeezed. "You’re disgusting."
"And you’re a terrible liar." His eyes dropped to her mouth. “C’mon. One little kiss. For my birthday.”
The worst part? He was close enough that she could smell the faint cologne-and-cigarette scent of him, feel the heat of his skin. And for one horrifying second, she thought about giving in.
Then her fight instinct kicked in.
She smacked the side of his head — hard — and shoved him away.
Bjorn stumbled back, surprised, then laughed. "Agh! What the fuck?"
"What the hell is wrong with you?" she snapped, chest heaving. "Go and get your head checked, you freak."
She turned and marched toward the door.
Behind her, he chuckled again. "Damn. That actually fucking hurt."
She rushed out, heart racing, steps quick and unsteady.
"Strawberry," Bjorn called after her. "I knew it."
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Would love to nominate an artist: hearsegrrl Rachel is one of the friendliest artists I know. She is so supportive of other artists and writers, and although she's extremely busy irl, she still makes time for fandom and always drops the most iconic works. She's incredibly humble, and deserves all the love and recognition in the world.
This week, we're highlighting @hearsegrrl as an artist! All recs this week will be her art.
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see the original here She answered some questions about her work under the cut
Why Stranger Things?
Honestly I had never seen it before season 4, but when it dropped I started getting a bunch of Eddie edits on my TikTok and was like “WOAH, I gotta know more about that guy right now.” I binged the whole season over a couple days, fell in love with his character, remade a Tumblr account for the first time since my early teens, and started drawing him pretty much immediately.
What's your favorite ship (platonic or romantic) to create for?
I love how much people love Steddie. I love a two himbos in love dynamic and I love their interactions in the show, even if they were brief they obviously stuck with people.
What's your typical drawing process like?
Oh jeez. Long. Once I have an idea I’m pretty eager to start on it asap, I collect a lot of references for what I’m thinking googling model poses, random band member candids, or taking weird self timer pics of myself posing in my kitchen and then cut and paste and collage them into something close enough to what I want and then kind of draw a “skeleton” over all of that just to save a couple hours, but that process still usually takes me about 2-3 hours to get it perfect. The piece I’m working on right now has a lot of little pieces in it and that part of the process took ten hours alone. Then I have a line drawing that I block base colors into, lock all of those, and then kind of fully render out each part at a time- skin, hair, shirt, pants, accessories, whatever else. I spend a good 75% of that process going “AHHHHH I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS WORKING,” and then somehow it all comes together in the end. Sometimes depending on the piece, I’ve liked finding random stock images to kind of overlay in the background, it makes him feel so much more real and lifelike to me. Lately, the fully rendered stuff I’ve been posting takes anywhere from 12-20 hours of drawing. I tattoo full time 11-7 or later 5 days a week on top of drawing for appointments outside of work and usually only have time to draw for a couple hours at a time, or a little on the weekends so I try to be as efficient as possible.
Do you have a favorite tool for drawing?
I used to do a lot of painting for work and pastel pencil drawings for fun but I switched over to an iPad Pro a few years ago and it’s so much easier to be able to just draw on the couch and not drag out a bunch of materials and make a mess. I use Procreate for work and for fandom art.
Do you have any tips for drawing clothes?
Using references or making your own references to take pictures of! They’re a relief to get to because they don’t need to be perfect, unlike a face that is very anxiety inducing so don’t overthink it.
What has been your favorite project so far?
I really, really love the one I’m working on right now, I don’t know if I’ll post it (and if you’re reading this after Valentine’s Day you may have already seen it) because it’s a gift but it’s been the most fun and silly and therapeutic. But I love any “Eddie with an occupation” or AU moment, doing the baseball AU drawings for @brock-eddie was so much fun and I love how they turned out.
What has been your hardest project so far?
The Christmas Steddie one was kind of a pain in the ass because it took so long and had so many more little parts than just drawing one character, but I was happy with how it turned out. There’s a couple WIPs in my iPad that I would love to finish but they just weren��t turning out how I wanted them, I want to revisit them but I might have to scrap them and start over. Everyone is so nice I’m sure I could post them now and people would be stoked but things have to be perfect or I lay in bed at night and regret posting them for literally weeks.
Have you ever had a creative block?
Not really for coming up with ideas, but finding the energy to sit down and draw after working all day is hard sometimes. I have a weird thing where I don't want to draw for a little bit, I have to be in the headspace to work for at least 2-3 hours at a time or I just won't do it.
Is there a big source of inspiration for you? Books? Art? Games?
UGH, BEIN IN LOVE. Being a weird alt girl in Indiana. Eddie is so my type and for the first time I had a huge crush on a character that I felt like I could be his type too. I’m a tattooer going to metal shows in my free time in 🤠Waynedale, Indiana🤠, it is so easy to picture him living in my town and going the same places I do and through art I can make him real. There are so many talented writers on here who have brought him to life and I love and am inspired to draw by the fics that really flesh out the fact that he’s so earnest and has all these deeper feelings but he’s still a ding dong twentyish year old boy doing ding dong twentyish year old boy things. @jo-harrington's store manager verse, @wheels-of-despair's Evil Woman fics, and @courtingchaos's writings all fill me with DEEP, ACHING YEARNING for a boy like him, and no matter how sucky and unimpressive dudes in real life are, they make him so nice and funny, and I can dress him up however I want and draw him from the viewer’s perspective and there is something so therapeutic and comforting about that. I’ve been through a lot of dumb and mildly traumatizing stuff the last couple of years and reading fanfic again and drawing fanart has brought me so much peace and happiness in all of it.
What's your favorite way to get comments or interactions on your art?
I’m always really excited to finish a piece and get to post it here ASAP just to see everyone’s reactions. I’m so proud of the work that gets put into them but I’m never going to post them on a more public forum like my Instagram, I do them for myself and for the little group of people here I know it’ll bring joy to and it’s really fun to share that joy with everyone. When I’m sad, I go through the tags in the reblogs because people are so funny and sweet about them.
Is there an upcoming project you're particularly excited about?
Nothing specific right now, I’m about to get really busy with real work so I may have to slow down a little. I get a lot of ideas around the holidays/seasons changing because I love the more themed drawings, so after Valentine’s Day hopefully I’ll have some cute spring ideas to work on! I always like getting requests to see what people are wanting to see. I can’t always get to them because of work but sometimes they spark ideas for bigger projects.
Is there anything we forgot to ask?
I don’t think so! Love you all so much, for real. Time to write and draw more Eddie stomping out fascist weirdos. The world really sucks right now but everyone contributing to this fandom is creating a positive space and helping us get away from it all, I am so grateful for all of the talented people here for making life more bearable right now.
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HUNT THE FREAK
Eddie Munson x Teacher!Reader
Part 4
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You were grading papers at the bench you had first met Eddie when you felt someone watching you. Glancing up, you found Eddie sitting there in front of you, an easy smirk on his lips and—was that your sandwich ?!
You blinked. “Are you seriously eating my lunch right now, Mister Munson ?”
Eddie took a huge bite, groaning dramatically. “Mmm, man. This ? This is art. You sure you’re in the right profession ? ‘Cause I think you might’ve missed your true calling.”
You stared at him. He grinned, wiggling his eyebrows. Finally, you sighed, shaking your head. “If you wanted a sandwich, you could’ve just asked. I would have made two.”
You then looked back down at the papers you were grading and shook your head.
“Oh, I know,” he said through another bite. “But where’s the fun in that ?”
You exhaled, putting down your pen. “Eddie. Why are you really here ?”
He chewed thoughtfully, then swallowed. “Well, I figured since you haven’t ratted me out yet about the drug stuff, you’re either the coolest teacher I’ve ever met or you’re really bad at your job.”
You gave him a deadpan look. He held up his hands and chuckled.
“Kidding ! Kidding. You’re great. Phenomenal, even.”
You arched an eyebrow. “And ?”
He hesitated, tapping his fingers against the table. Then, with an uncharacteristically sheepish look, he muttered, “I might need help with, uh…English, and Philosophy, and Maths…and actually—everything ?”
Your eyebrows shot up. “Mister Munson. Are you asking me for tutoring ?”
Eddie groaned, dragging a hand down his face. “Don’t make it a whole thing, teach. You don’t have to. Just wanted to shoot my shot…just in case.”
You stared at him for a moment before a slow smile crept onto your face. “Alright, Eddie,” you said, leaning back. “I’ll help you.”
His eyebrows shot up. “Wait—really ?”
You nodded. "Yes. How about we start tonight after school ? I will help you with English, Philosophy and History. However, we will need other people to tutor you in scientific subjects and sports."
He raised an eyebrow and a smile extended across his face. "Tonight ? Damn, you really want to get started immediately, huh ? I thought we’d start all that next week or something. And uh…I dunno of any smarty-pants my age who’d wanna help with the nerdy subjects. Definitely no one I know who’s good at sports, though."
You started thinking about it. "…We need someone who is notoriously good at sports. Do you know anyone who might want to help you ? I mean…I would ask Jason, but I am not sure you two are on very good terms."
The mention of Jason immediately made Eddie scoff and roll his eyes. "Yeah, me and the king of Hawkins High ain’t exactly best buddies, so I’d rather not ask him. He’d probably tell me to piss off."
He thought about it for a few seconds, trying to think of someone who could help with sports before he seemed to find a name. "…Maybe Lucas Sinclair ? I’ve seen him play basketball, he’s pretty good—"
You smiled. "Great. And I guess I might ask Mrs. Kelly Schmidt for the scientific subjects. She is retired, but as she is my aunt—I might ask her for her help."
He nodded once, taking note of the names. "Lucas Sinclair, Mrs. Kelly Schmidt. They sound like a good choice. But…I gotta warn you. I’ve probably missed so much stuff that it’s gonna be like starting from scratch. Can’t promise you I’ll learn everythin’ as quickly as you hope. I’m gonna be pretty slow…if you could even call it learning. I doubt I’ll even be able to learn anything at all."
You took his hand. "Mister Munson. You will succeed. I promise."
He had to fight back the urge to smile as you grabbed his hand. The moment felt…weird, but also nice. He’d honestly never had anyone support him so much like you did. He wasn’t used to it, but he kinda…liked it. He nodded at your words, trying to keep his cool. "I sure hope so, teach. I don’t wanna disappoint you."
You smiled. "You won’t."
He wasn’t completely convinced, but your words somewhat reassured him. He wasn’t used to having anyone have such blind optimism towards him. But for some reason, he believed that you’d be right, that he’d actually succeed.
He nodded. "…Alright, I’ll trust you. So…English, Maths and Sports. Those are my worst subjects, anyway."
You nodded and smiled. "So…see you tonight at the library at 5:30 pm, Mister Munson ?"
He smiled back and nodded. “Sure. Library, 5:30. I’ll be there. See ya later, teach.”
You nodded back. "Well, run along now."
“Yeah, yeah, I’m goin’.” He stood up and grabbed his backpack, slinging it over his shoulder. He put down the sandwich to leave, but couldn’t help but turn back around to look at you one last time.
“Hey, teach…”
You looked at him. "Yes, Mister Munson ?"
He hesitated before saying. “I just…wanna say thanks. Y’know, for putting so much effort into all this. Never had a teacher so invested in me and my education like you are. It, uh…it means a lot.”
Your eyes widened slightly before you nodded. "Thank you for your kind words, Mister Munson. I will see you tonight."
He nodded once, a small smile on his face. “Yeah. See you then, teach.”
With that, he finally headed out of the class, disappearing into the hallway. Your eyes followed him until he was out of sight before your smile faltered slightly. You sighed before getting rubbing your eyelids. And just like that, your life at Hawkins High got a whole lot more interesting.
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That night, at exactly 5:30 PM, you sat at a table in the Hawkins High library, a neat stack of books in front of you. You glanced at the clock, half-expecting Eddie to be late—or not show up at all. But, to your surprise, at 5:29 PM, the library doors swung open, and in strolled Eddie Munson, looking a little out of place but determined.
He dropped his bag onto the chair opposite you, flopping into it dramatically. "Alright, teach. Hit me with your best shot. Let’s see if this brain of mine can actually hold onto something that isn’t song lyrics or D&D rules."
You smiled, handing him a notebook. "Let’s see where you’re at, and then we’ll go from there."
He sighed, rubbing the back of his head. "Alright, but if I start crying, you better pretend not to notice."
You chuckled, shaking your head. "No promises, Munson. Now, let’s get started."
And with that, the tutoring sessions began.
“Now, is there anything in particular you’d like to start with ?”
He shrugged. “Not really. I’m failing everything, so it doesn’t matter where we start. It’s all the same.”
There was a flicker of disappointment in your eyes, but you quickly pushed it aside, offering him a reassuring smile.
“That’s perfectly fine. How about we start with English ? You read Of Mice and Men. What did you think ?”
Eddie slumped slightly, considering the question.
“It was…good,” he admitted. “A lot of the fancy writing stuff went over my head, but I liked the story. It was real sad, though—all that stuff with Lennie and…” He trailed off, jaw tightening. “Didn’t like the ending.”
You nodded, leaning forward. “That’s fair. What about it didn’t sit right with you ?”
He sighed, running a hand through his hair.
“It just felt hopeless. I know that’s the point, but I hated how it all ended like that. What’s the point of fighting for something if it’s just gonna blow up in your face ?”
You studied him for a moment. “So, you think George and Lennie deserved a happy ending ?”
“Yeah,” Eddie said without hesitation. “They went through all that crap together. They were the only ones who really had each other, y’know ? They deserved better. They didn’t deserve to end like everyone else.”
You caught onto something in his voice—something bitter, something personal. You smiled and tilted your head quizzically at him.
“...Like everyone else ?” you asked gently.
A dry scoff left his lips. “Yeah. ‘Cause let’s be real—how often does anyone actually get a happy ending ? People either fail, get left behind, or end up alone. It’s all just—” He gestured vaguely. “Empty.”
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You hadn’t expected the conversation to take such a dark turn, but you could work with that. You knew that Eddie had been raised by his uncle and that it made him lonely to some extent. He thought happy endings didn’t exist—and who could blame him ?
“I don’t think it was about the end,” you said carefully. “I think it was about the dream itself. About hope.”
Eddie frowned. “Hope ?”
He eyed you skeptically, arms tightening over his chest.
“How does hope matter if everything just ends in failure and disappointment ?”
You shook your head.
“Not all dreams end badly,” you said softly. “George’s stories gave Lennie something to hold onto. Something to believe in. And even in the end, George made sure Lennie died thinking about that dream—about their little house, the rabbits, a future where he belonged.”
Eddie’s expression flickered, just for a second, before he masked it again.
“I guess…” he muttered. “Still sucks, though. Would’ve been better if they actually got their happy ending.”
You smiled, though there was sadness in it.
“But would it have felt real ?” you asked. “Steinbeck wrote about people fighting for something, even when the odds were against them. That’s why it resonates with so many people. Because even if their dream didn’t come true, Lennie believed in it until the very end. And that belief made him happy.”
Eddie was quiet for a long moment. Then, finally, he huffed a small, reluctant laugh.
“You make it sound way deeper than I did.”
You grinned. “That’s what I’m here for.”
Eddie sat in silence for a moment, mulling it over. A part of him still felt like the whole thing was cruel—like the writer had dangled hope in front of people just to rip it away at the last second. But at the same time…he got what you were saying. And, if he was being honest, you had a point. Lenny died happy. George was sad to have to kill him but…Lenny died happy."
He sighed, running a hand through his hair before nodding.
“Yeah…yeah, you’re right, teach. It’s just—” He exhaled sharply. “It’s just sad, y’know ?”
You nodded, your voice soft.
“It is. It’s heartbreaking. But think about it—two men, poor, unemployed, one with a disability, fighting on until the very end because of that dream. That little ranch, the rabbits, that life they believed they could have.” You smiled, though there was sorrow in it. “That’s beautiful.”
Eddie considered that. And, yeah…he couldn’t deny it. George and Lennie had held onto hope for as long as they could, even when the world gave them every reason to let go.
He hesitated, debating whether to say what was on his mind.
“…Miss G ?”
You raised an eyebrow at the nickname but played along. He had already called you that before and you didn’t want to correct him. He seemed to have grown attached to the nickname.
“Yes, Mister Munson ?”
He took a deep breath, suddenly unsure if he even wanted to ask. But the words were already forming, and something about talking to you—someone who actually listened—made him feel like maybe he should.
“Be honest with me, teach…Do you think people can actually make their dreams come true ? Their hopes, their wishes…?” His voice trailed off, eyes dropping to the table. “That it’s not just…y’know…”
You rested your chin on your palm, offering him a small, knowing smile.
“Well…I think it depends. On the person. And the dream.” Your gaze softened. “You do have a dream, don’t you Mister Munson ?”
He nodded, slow and hesitant. It felt strange to even admit it out loud—only his uncle really knew. He never talked about it with anyone else, never gave them the chance to shoot it down. But for some reason, right now…he wanted you to know. He had given you his essay, but maybe talking about it would help.
He swallowed hard, fingers tapping restlessly against the table.
“It—it’s kinda stupid,” he muttered. “Not like it’ll ever actually happen, but…” He took a breath, steeling himself. “I wanna make it big. Be a star. Play to sold-out crowds, have people actually pay to see me. And my band—Corroded Coffin.”
The words hung in the air between you. You listen attentively. And for once, Eddie Munson wasn’t sure if he wanted to hear someone else’s opinion—or if he was terrified of it.
You sat in silence for a moment, studying him.
“Do you want my honest opinion, Eddie ?”
His stomach twisted slightly as he nodded, bracing himself. He fully expected you to laugh, to tell him it was a foolish dream, that guys like him didn’t make it out of places like Hawkins. But then you smiled.
“I believe you’ll make it. I believe you’ll graduate. I believe you’ll leave Hawkins. And I believe I’ll be holding the very first ticket to Corroded Coffin’s first real concert.”
Eddie’s heart nearly stopped. Of all the responses he’d imagined, that one hadn’t even crossed his mind. He stared at you, wide-eyed, struggling to process what you’d just said. For a few seconds, he was completely speechless.
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Then, finally, he managed to snap out of it.
“You—wait, what ? Are you serious, teach ?”
You chuckled.
“Did I stutter, Mister Munson ?”
He let out a breathy laugh, rubbing the back of his neck, his grin turning sheepish.
“Uh…no, guess you didn’t. But do you really think I can make it ? Really ? With Corroded Coffin?”
Your smile softened.
“Well, I don’t know much about metal—or Corroded Coffin, for that matters—but yes, Eddie. I believe in you. And I believe that, given time, you’re capable of great things.”
Eddie was stunned for a moment before a wide grin crept onto his face. A warm sense of pride swelled in his chest. Someone believing in him—truly, wholeheartedly believing—almost too good to be true. He suddenly wanted to give you a high-five, maybe even a hug, just for saying that. It had been a long, long time since he’d felt this way.
He chuckled, shaking his head as he absentmindedly toyed with one of his rings.
“Damn, teach…if you keep saying stuff like that, I’m gonna start thinking you’re in love with me or somethin’…”
Your amused expression immediately flattened into something unimpressed.
“Mister Munson. Please. Do not be ridiculous. Now, let’s focus back on Of Mice and Men before I start getting gray hair from this.”
Eddie let out another chuckle, nodding.
“Relax, teach, relax…I’m only kiddin’. But yeah, yeah, Of Mice and Men, right…”
He glanced down at his open book, pretending to study it for a few moments before snickering to himself.
“But y’know…I just know you’d look real good with gray hair. I can see it now—” A slow smirk spread across his face as he imagined it: you, years from now, shaking your head at him, strands of gray streaking through your hair, all because of the stress of helping him graduate.
You rolled your eyes and cleared your throat.
“Mister Munson. Book.”
His grin widened at your reaction, but he nodded, flipping through the pages.
“Right, right, book. Got it…”
You shook your head with a small smile before resuming the lesson. You then went over some key elements for the tests and you explained to him some key moments in history—trying to make him remember the dates and the places. He took notes and smiled. It wasn’t bad. Once it was over, you stood up, gathering your things.
“Well, I’ll see you tomorrow, Mister Munson. Try to rest. And maybe—maybe—attend all your classes ?”
Eddie stood as well, shoving his hands into the pockets of his jacket.
“Yeah, yeah, fine. No promises, though—there’s only so much chemistry a human brain can take in one day, y’know ?”
As he gathered his stuff, he glanced at the door, then back at you. That familiar, mischievous grin returned.
“Hey, teach ?”
You turned as you walked toward the library doors.
“Yes, Mister Munson ?”
He trailed behind, slinging his bag over his shoulder. As you both stepped into the hallway, he leaned down slightly, voice lowering to a playful murmur near your ear.
“Can I ask ya somethin’ real quick ? Just a lil’ thing I wanna know.”
You arched an eyebrow at him and smiled.
“You are full of questions, aren’t you ? Too bad they’re rarely about the curriculum.”
He chuckled, rolling his eyes.
“Oh, c’mon, teach…not every question has to be about school.” That signature smirk of his grew as he tilted his head, eyeing you with that teasing glint in his gaze. “This one’s not, by the way. Just one quick question. Pretty please ?”
You sighed, already sensing trouble, but humored him anyway as you both walked down the empty corridor toward the exit.
“One.”
A triumphant grin spread across Eddie’s face as he stepped just a little closer, clearly enjoying this little game.
“Alright then…This one’s real easy. Just a fun little question…”
He paused when you reached the entrance, leaning casually against the wall, arms crossed over his chest, eyes locked onto yours with unmistakable amusement.
“Do you…have a boyfriend, by any chance ? A husband ? Or a girlfriend ? I am not judging if you do. Just…wondering.”
You stopped dead in your tracks, arching an eyebrow as you looked at him. You blinked. That was definitely unexpected. He seemed to sense your discomfort and quickly added.
“Not to be weird or anything but…I was just wondering if you didn’t have a family to take care of ? Wouldn’t want you to miss on fun family bonding time because you’re tutoring lil’ old me, you know ?”
Your eyes narrowed suspiciously at him.
"Now…why would you be asking that ? Why do you care, Mister Munson ?"
Eddie shrugged, still leaning lazily against the wall, tilting his head slightly.
“Just…curious.”
With that, he pushed himself off the wall and stepped closer. That ever-present smirk tugged at his lips, his gaze locked onto yours. His hands remained tucked into the pockets of his jacket, but the way he stood—just a little too close for a casual student-teacher conversation.
You let out a hum and placed a hand on his chest, gently pushing him back.
"…Sorry, Mister Munson. But I am not interested in answering that question. It is of an intimate nature. Ask another one—or remain silent."
He let out a small scoff at the push but didn’t resist, allowing himself to be moved back slightly. He shrugged, though the smirk never left his face.
“Come on, Miss G…”
He stayed quiet for a beat, still standing a little too close, before humming under his breath.
“Fine, fine…one other question, then.”
Then, without warning, he took another step forward, closing the distance between you once more. His eyes darkened slightly, that cocky grin growing as he leaned down, just enough to angle himself over you.
“Do you…have any interest in dating someone younger than you, by any chance ?”
You stared at him for a long moment, unimpressed. No shame whatsoever.
"Mister Munson. That is another inappropriate question. Now, I believe it is time for us to go our separate ways. See you tomorrow, in class." And with that, you turned on your heel and walked out of the school.
Eddie sighed, rocking back on his heels as he watched you go. He supposed he’d have to settle for the small bit of fun he’d managed to squeeze out of the moment. But just before you disappeared from view, he cupped his hands around his mouth and called after you, his voice filled with unhidden amusement.
“Alright, teach ! See ya tomorrow—and sweet dreams !”
You simply raised a hand in a wordless wave, never looking back as you got into your car.
He watched as you drove off, his smirk lingering. A small part of him was annoyed that you hadn’t given him a straight answer. But a bigger part of him ? Yeah. He definitely liked messing with you. Besides, it was just mindless teasing. He knew he had no chance whatsoever. He was just curious. Maybe he’d just have to try again another time to have an answer. Chuckling to himself, Eddie shoved his hands back into his pockets and started walking away.
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A thousand times
Josie Saltzman x Male Reader
Request- could you do a male reader x josie Saltzman. Josie and Reader started their relationship when the reader and Hope broke up, at a party reader noticed Josie sitting by herself and decided to talk to her.
You went to a party because you were forced to go because of your friends. You wanted to stay in your dorm room but that didn't happen. Now, you are just looking at everyone and holding your cup. Everyone is having fun and dancing and you feel out of place and you don't want to be around everyone. Hope broke your heart when she dumped you now you avoid her because the pain still hurts. You see her and she waved at you, but you just walked away.
You see Josie sitting by herself by the corner. You went towards her and sit next to her and she smiled at you.
“Hey Josie,” You said
“Hey Y/N,” Josie said
“I didn't expected you to be here,” Josie said
“I could say the same to you. But Caleb and MG dragged me to the party so I won't be locked in my room forever” You said
“Lizzie dragged me here too. I didn't want to come but she begged me to go. I looked away then she was gone” Josie said
“She is talking to Hope and some other people. She is having fun” You said
“I just don't want to be here,” Josie said
“We could leave and just talk,” You said
“We could do that” Josie smiled
You leave the party with Josie. Now, you are sitting in Josie’s bed and looking around her room. You and Josie are sitting very close to each other on the bed.
“Are you reading this book?” You asked
You grabbed the book that was on her bed.
“I like the author. It’s my first time reading the book” Josie said
“I like the book. I think you will like it, the ending I didn't like but I won't tell you�� You said
“I didn't know you liked the author because not many people know about him” Josie smiled
“I don't talk about books with other people. I mostly read when I’m alone in my room” You said
“Same or I will read by sitting next to a tree,” Josie said
Now, you and Josie start to talk about music. You find out she is into indie rock and she shows you the artist she is listening to named Yot Club. Then you told her about your favorite band and she knows the band. You didn't notice but your fingers are on top her fingers but she noticted but didn't say anything to you. She always had feelings for you but lost her chance when you started dating Hope, but she isn't sure when to you how she feels about you.
While talking, she kissed you on the lips. You start to kiss her back and she doesn't pull away. In her mind, she is happy that she is kissing you.
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You are feeling sad and you are thinking bad about yourself. You are alone sitting by a tree and you are staring at your phone, staring at pictures of you and Hope together.
“I can't believe I was stupid to believe she was the one”
You said to yourself and your eyes became watery. But you didn't notice that Josie was in front of you.
“You are not stupid, Y/N,” Josie said
You looked up in shock.
“What-what you heard that?” You said
“Yeah. I came here to read alone, I didn't know you would be here” Josie said
“You can sit here. I just wanted to be alone and you know its hard to get that at school. Can I ask you something?” You said
“Sure,” Josie said
She sits next to you and you look at her.
“How can a girl say, she loves you then out of nowhere say she doesn't love you anymore” You said
“Love is complicated. To be honest, I think she got scared because she never fully gave herself to someone and it scared her. I don't think she fell in love before she started dating you, everyone is different” Josie said
She sees you deleting the pictures of you and Hope together. But she waits for you to say something
“Have you ever had your heart broken?” You asked
“Yeah, but I got over it because my sister was there for me to hear me talk about it. If you want to talk about it, I will listen to you” Josie said
“Just wish it was easy to get over it. Some days, I’m fine thinking I moved completely then out of nowhere it hits me and I will think bad about myself. I don't think was good enough for her and I don't think I will be good enough for anyone. I’m tired I give a part of me to someone and at the end I get hurt and I have to pretend it didn't hurt and I’m fine because I don't want to be burden to anyone about what I’m going there, so I lie saying I’m fine when I’m not” You said
“You are good enough, Y/N. I will be here to listen to you, I mean it. Some days, you will feel like that but you have to keep moving forward, it sounds cliche but it is the truth” Josie said
You and Josie continued to talk and she actually listened to you. After a while for talking, you and Josie don't say anything for a little bit just to enjoy the silence for a bit.
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2 Months Later…
Almost everyday you have been spending time with Josie. Talking about everything and always sitting by the tree to be alone with her. There were times, you and Josie would kiss each other and she developed stronger feelings for you. And she has been helping you move on from Hope, but you still avoid her.
You are lying in your bed, reading the book that Josie gave you. But she didn't knock on the door, she just opened the door and walked in then you sat up and got out of bed.
“Hey, what Can I do for you?” You said
“What are we?” Josie asked
“Friends?” You said
“Friends!?” Josie yelled
“Good friends?” You said
“So we can't be more?”
“I'm sorry Josie, I can't right now, I'm still heartbroken, and trust me you’re helping and I can get there someday,” You said
“Oh,” Josie said
She looks away.
“I like you a lot but I don't want you to be a rebound. I want to completely heal so that we will be able give each other what we want, if that makes sense” You said
“No, that makes sense Y/N. I really like you and I like spending time with you” Josie said
“I feel the same way,” You said
“Fine, but Hope will freak out,” Josie said
“Yeah, but I won't care what she thinks,” You said
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A lot has been going on, Josie became Dark Josie. Now everyone is trying to find way to get rid of Dark Josie but it's not easy. You and the others are tried to come up with a plan to save Josie.
“So you are the one that she likes,” Dark Josie said
“I don't want to hurt you,” You said
She laughed but she just walked towards you.
“You are mine now Y/N,” Dark Josie said
“I’m not,” You said
“You are, now shut up and kiss me,” Dark Josie said
“You are so hot right now” You smirked
“I know,” Dark Josie smirked
She grabbed your shirt and pulled you closer, then you felt her tongue going into your mouth and you started to kiss her back. Hope and Lizzie started to say a spell to weaken her, you moved and the spell is starting to work. They keep going then Josie will have a chance to defeat Dark Josie.
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Josie is lying on the bed and she starts to wake up, and you are sitting by her side.
“Y/N,” Josie said
“How are you feeling?” You asked
“I feel okay. Did you get hurt because of me?” Josie said
She sits up and you sit on the bed and you grab her hand.
“No, I didn't get hurt. Dark Josie kissed me. She let her guard down while Lizzie and Hope used a spell to help you defeat Dark Josie” You said
“It did work. You liked Dark Josie?” Josie said
“You are hot, Josie. Any version of you I will find attractive. But I like this version of you even more” You said
Josie couldn't help to smile and you smiled at her. You slowly lean in and you kiss her, then she puts her hand behind your neck and she starts to kiss you back.
“Do you want to go to the dance with me?” You asked
“Yes,” Josie smiled
She kisses you again.
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Lizzie is happy for her sister, she helped Josie pick out a dress. Then Lizzie gave you the talk about not breaking Josie’s heart. You and Josie enter the dance room and she is holding your arm. Hope did look but you didn't notice her then you looked at Josie
“You look so beautiful,” You smiled
“You look handsome, Y/N,” Josie said
“Let’s dance” You smiled
You and Josie walk down then you slow dance with her. You have your hands on her hips and she has her arms around your shoulders.
“Do you want to be my girlfriend, Josie?” You asked
“Really?” Josie asked in shock
“Yeah, I mean it,” You said
“Yes, I will be your girlfriend” Josie smiled
She gives you a peck on the lips and you continue to dance with her.
#josie saltzman imagine#Josie Saltzman x male reader#josie saltzman x reader#x male reader#male!reader#male reader#male reader fanfic#male reader insert#male reader imagine#male reader fluff#x male!reader#legacies imagine
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I’m anticapitalist until I turn on Gilder Age and root for Not-Mrs Vanderbilt to win for 40m
#real talk I’m just starting episode 4 of this season bc after 3 I just ugh#did not want. I hate this whatshername plotline#the ex maid who’s just like??? unnecessarily nasty all the time like man idk why you’d do all that to get to the top#and then antagonize someone who does have info that could embarrass you#like we’re pretending people would take her word over a man’s?#anyway turner was my least fave part of last season and this season like sure she’s easy to hate#but for me not just fun I find her a drag#but I need something in the background for work so#cmo's log
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Colourblind Fiyero
I'm sure I'm not the first person to have this idea but I thought of this literally half-asleep at 1 AM and bolted up to note it down.
Anyway what if movie!Fiyero is red/green colourblind and when he and Feldspar almost run over Elphaba, he doesn't see the Elphaba on the left, but the one on the right? reblog if u think the girl on the left is j-
And the reason he looks like this when he sees her face:
... is not because he is realising it's too late to stop himself from saying the words "blended in with the foliage" to the green girl, but because he has two eyes and a heart and just saw Cynthia Erivo in the woods. (And Feldspar sure as shit doesn't notice anything either because horses cannot see red and he is used to people looking kinda green.)
Fiyero arrives at Shiz well after everyone sings a song about how green and annyoing Elphaba is, and the day after he arrives Galinda has taken her under her wing and made her popular, causing people to stop talking shit. So, what if Fiyero just does not find out Elphaba is green until like 2/3rds through the movie? He just straight up misses it, does not know she is an outcast, and just thinks she isn't into him for some bizarre reason. And only when he finds out she has green skin does he realise that he said the foliage thing, which she would definitely have taken as a jab, and actually he was incredibly rude to her. ... Oh no.
LOOK. Obviously I love that Fiyero just is not Fantasy Racist™ and doesn't think there's anything wrong with Elphaba being green. HOWEVER, wouldn't it be funny if-
#i know she says 'yes I've always been green' but he's busy looking into her dreamy eyes shut up#he also says 'yeah or maybe it scratched me or something' in the woods later bc he couldn't hear her over his rag- [i am dragged offscreen]#for a heartbreaking twist he finds out during The Intermission Years after being like 'wait who was she talking about? who has green skin?'#'ELPHABA? she turned Elphaba's skin green??'#'what do you mean she's always b-'#'OH NO'#and then is hunting for her largely to fucking apologize#wicked#wicked 2024#wicked movie#wicked the movie#elphaba thropp#fiyero tigelaar#fiyero x elphaba#fiyeraba#to be clear i am a gliyeraba truther#i ship all three of these idiots in several configurations because it's fiction and im allowed to have fun with it but wow#these dorks could solve all their interpersonal problems by just fucking finding out about polyamory
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My Viva gijinka design ✨🌟🌠 isn't she fantamazing!
#dreamworks trolls#trolls#my art#trolls viva#viva#trolls human design#trolls gijinka#since tbt references to 90s-2000s music and band aesthetic#i headcanon tat Viva was a total y2k fashionista girly#and when she and the rest that got separated and isolated themselves#stayed with te fashion sense for 2 decades so i wanted to incorporate that in her human design#which i think thats why her fashion coices in te fun fair surprise is rather questionable to other#but se doesn't care#as long what she wears makes her hapy who cares#my resononing for the cargo pants#we see that Viva is very much paranoid and scared of going outside which reminded me of Agoraphobia#and for for good reason#so she adopted millitary strategies to ensure the putt putt course was heavely protected from any threats of bergen adfrom the outside wor#funfact! at first i kinda felt weird about Viva#i didn't hate her relax#just strange#then i realized because she was hoenstly roobed of her childhood and safety and ad to grow up fast wile also trying not to beack down think#they wouldn't abandon them right? no troll left behind RIGHT?!#anyways Viva is such an itresting character and im lucky that other people too find her fascinating to draw and write about her cuz you kno#anywho got to finish this cause is starting to drag on and i going back to college soon so yeah#trolls band together
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concept, cause the dynamics at play would be super interesting:
when Tuk and Neytiri are sucked into the hold of the Seadragon, what if Spider, unwilling to watch another one of this baby siblings, nor his siblings mother (despite everything cause he's a good kid), die without doing anything, jumps in after them?
they're now stuck in a flooding ship, spider knows his way around to a decent extent, they're all tired, they're all scared, they're all hurting. they have to depend on each other for survival.
Neytiri has to not only trust Spider, but has to follow his lead, has to trust him to guide her around a demon ship, has to untrust not only her own life, but the life of her youngest child to this boy.
Maybe they're separated, they have to find one another (my personal favorite scenario is that Tuk and Spider are together and he has to try and find her/guide Neytiri to him)
Spider taking Neytiri and Tuk's arms so they aren't separated by stray currents and raging waters (a parallel to "Sully's stick together"). Spider talking them through the breath holds he learned as a kid in case his mask malfunctioned before bringing them through the depths of the submerged ship (parallel to Jake and Lo'ak)
anyway. I just can't stop thinking about it. think about it.
Neytiri is faced with the fact that Spider jumped in after her and Tuk. he came for them, he put himself in danger to save them, to save her daughter. even after what she did to him. even after she held a knife to him, after she cut him, after she intended to kill him even after Kiri was released. he still jumped to her aid, even if he could have stayed with Kiri above deck where he was safe, he could have just aided Tuk and left her behind, but he didn't.
and there's so many ways to play with it and the aftermath. like.
Spider dragging both Tuk and Neytiri up the surface, trying his best to keep the trio afloat (namely Neytiri who was much less adjusted to the water and is exhausted by the night they've had) as they hope and pray to be reunited with the rest of their family.
maybe the stress gets to them and Spider just starts apologizing. I should have fought them harder. I shouldn't have let Lo'ak and Neteyam try and leave with me, I would have been fine. I should have seen it coming, should have taken it myself. it should have been me. my baby brother shouldn't be dead.
maybe he becomes partly delirious as he too gives into exhaustion, the big brother in him being the only part of him left coherent, so he takes Tuk close, whispering prrnen tsmuke [baby sister] over and over into her braids, assuring himself that she's safe and unharmed. he keeps praying to the Great Mother for his siblings to return to him unharmed. maybe he keeps asking where they are, if they're safe as his awareness fades and his memory weakens. all of his siblings. asking if Neteyam is ok, only to remember he's gone the second the words leave his tongue.
Jake and Lo'ak finding them when they come up with Payakan, both worse for wear, exhausted, clinging to one another, the only thing keeping their heads above water being spiders life vest, Tuk cradled between them. what a sight.
Neytiri watching as Spider looks over each of his siblings, taking them close, holding onto them as if they will be ripped away from him. the realization that he would die before he let that happen again hitting her like a ton of bricks the second she sees the look in his eyes.
a peace being made between the two in the wake of this event. spider silently claiming the role of big brother (he always was, but he had to pretend he wasn't. with Neteyam gone, he can't pretend he's not anymore), Neytiri silently agreeing.
idk man. it would be interesting.
#listen#I love them both so much#I just wanna give them both kisses on the head and a warm blanket and some peace and fucking quiet#Tuk too. my baby girl. oml#and I love putting them in Situations that test all of the patience and sanity that remains with them#its Fun ☺️#(for me at least)#(they probably wouldn't agree)#forget about kiri for a moment. I love her. but I need her to play with her fishies (lovingly) and not interupt my favorite disaster duo#(trio if you count Tuk)#also. um. either Q's dead dead or be woke up from his little nap and dragged himself out of the boat. cause spidey ain't getting the chance#to find his ass in this situation. he's a bit busy being in a situation with the women who just tried to kill him.#😁👍#idc if this ooc. I'm living my best delulu life. I haven't slept in days and these scenario is haunting my every thought.#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#neytiri#neytiri te tskaha mo'at'ite#neytiri sully#tuk#tuk tuk#tuktirey#tuktirey te suli neytiri'ite#atwow
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see how the fuck am i meant to explain that for one of my fics i have given david an entire girlfriend and i am doubling down on the david nelson redemption arc like i made my own fucking oc to ship with this man this is so embarrassing for ME specifically.
#chao time#it is literally so embarrasing for me why am i doing this#nobody asked for david nelson redemption arc but god i'm doing it#anyway her name is Jaqueline she's a transwoman and a music teacher and a drag performer she is everything and david is JUST ken#david dipping his toe into queer culture for the better!!!!#fun fact he and jackie meet bc he ends up as the dd/chaperone to take nick and his friends to their first drag show#it is incredibly comedic#can u imagine taking ur brother and his weird friends to a drag show only to find yourself falling head over heels for one of the queens???#incredible mental acrobatics for david everybody#david literally only offers to be the dd bc he doesn't think nick is responsible to get his gaggle of drunk friends home safely#it's so silly
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How did you read the X-men comics?! Do you collect physical copies or..do you read them digitally? I really want to get into the Krakoan era but cannot find any place to read the comics. Pls save me friend
I do both!
I buy comics whenever im out and see something interesting and wanna take it home (or make an impulsive decision while browsing ebay…..) or i just really like an issue ive already read online (like 309 or the flashback issue) and i wanna be able to pull it off my shelf to reread it over and over. I read digital if i just wanna know what people are talking about/im curious about a run/issue, or if the run i wanna read’s too large for me to buy at the moment (like all of house of m)
I generally prefer to buy physical comics because im a stickler for physical stuff, esp if theyre used. Plus its easier for me to actually feel incentivized to read them lol. also, should i ever have friends interested in comics, i always like the idea of being able to pluck the issue/s off my shelf and lend it to em :]
If you’re strugglin with a krakoa reading list, i made this list a couple months back that should still relatively hold up! Also worth checking out the original 70’s Krakoa in Giant-Size X-Men #1. Just for funsies tho: it’s not really necessary to read the current krakoa era, but it doesnt hurt to have a peek….
And if you need a site to read comics, Read Comics Online is your best friend (just make sure you got an adblock- its miserable on mobile, so id say read it on a laptop..)!
Happy reading my friend :] !
#snap chats#guys my dads acting weird he just asked me for my moms number…..:#fym you wanna check on her….. i think hes just drunk or something idk ill call him later after my last class#my dads so funny. anyways. back on topic#while i was trying to find my reading post list i had to scroll through so many posts about erik’s meat like christ#there was SOMETHIN in the water that week…..#back to physical stuff tho i also just like holding it…. i like the feel of the paper#also sometimes its fun getting jumpscared when i turn the page#for example when i was reading ultimate x-men numberrrr….. i dont remember 26? i think? maybe it was 21#somewhere around there but i was reading and got jumpscared with a two-page spread of mag’s face sayin ‘daddys home’ LIKE HELP#I GET IT BUT STILL. JUMPSCARE…#shoutout to me having the trial of magneto omnibus just to look at That page of erik fjWOSJK i am shameless#but see !! good reason for physical… i get to giggle and kick my feet at sleepwear mags whenever i want#WITHOUT squinting at my phone screen or dragging my laptop everywhere. or. yk. i couldve done that at some point….#anyway! again happy reading my friend :]#dont be afraid of comics theyre very east to get into honestly#just have fun and read what you think you’ll enjoy#and ask your friends what they enjoy…. joy shared js joy doubled….#ok bye i have quizzes to do
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ALSO since it's winter and my innate need to be a nerd about music and browse music stores for new beautiful guitars I can never afford (3k custom order aahahahahahahah kill me cuz thats still cheap) is back I've been thinking.
Nr 1:
Gort strikes me as an organ girlie. But at the same time it would suit Durge much much more. Raphael lost his organ rights by being such a lenient little man at times. Like you play that instrument with your whole ass body. Big pipe organs are literally part of a house foundation. It's a massive and breathtaking instrument that's just absolutely insane and the tunes it produces are godly. It's also so inventive like, bro the instrument is a fucking house. Oppressive as hell. Thats Gort. That's just the mecha megalomaniac. But then its also positively divine and often related to faith. And its a lot of harmonies and shit mixed together like the Bhaalspawn r and it's rly just a blood sweat and tears kinda thing and it's just giving Durge vibes yk?
Nr 2:
This is probably exclusive to me but uh, modern Band AU whatever would have Gort play an e guitar and be capable of absolutely insane riffs and also probably frontman if we're honest while Durge plays classical guitar. And I have my reasons for believing that cuz not only r guitars awesome and very versatile instruments that can produce both melodies and chords by themselves the e guitar / classic mix also has this rly weird just durgetash dynamic. There are harmonies but there's also chaos and both are capable of being gentle and soft in their own ways but they're also played fundamentally different and usually take a different role but both are still very capable of breathtaking solos and I'm just being a fucking nerd on main rn and will shut up before I pull out my music theory power point.
#my only wish in life is to get to play a pipe organ#literally if i ever get to use one of those many pedals i can die happily#its such a fascinating and beautiful instrument#its so soft but also imposing and i just love it#also I'm not joking i spent way too much time looking at guitars and their accessories rn#somebody pls stop me#my babe just turned 10 and she's still in peak condition and i dont need another one#thats how it starts#thats how you end up with 10 of em#i did end up finding a pretty sweet black one with a golden ornamental design on the body#and its affordable too#but the necks colour is throwing me off and apparently the sound is shit....#and the one i know sounds absolutely wonderful sadly simply doesnt come with nice designs#nd customising a guitar is not smth i'd look forward too#esp the body#since that can fuck up the sound#like i loathe the design of my babe but also shes treated like a princess#im not even touching the strings myself and instead dragging her to a manufacturer#also weird fun fact about classic guitarists#they'll have long nails on one hand and short nails on the other#it makes finger picking and gripping a lot easier#okay i'll shut up now im becoming too much of a nerd
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Sometimes i scroll thru a bunch of hate comments on an insta post trying to find at least one person saying that all the hate is insane but instead i just feel like i'm the one who's gone mad
#so i saw a vid of a 4'10 (!!!!) girl talking ab jeans that drag on the floor and she keeps stepping on them!#and it was like supposed to be a short relatable vid to push for engagement/reach bc her entire account is outfit inspo and style advice for#short/petite girls and like#tell me why all the comments were making fun of her and calling her a pickme and a y/n and the whole ''ooo you're so special''#like ????? hello. am i insane. am i the one who's insane here.#why all that hate for a girl who's just trying to find other girls who would relate to that and who would then#follow her and give her posts engagement.... like ? hello ????#are you guys aware short girls actually exist and they do in fact find it difficult to shop for clothes bc a lot#of brands will make clothing in proportion and so if you need a smaller size for your height#everything else will be smaller too and sometimes we need to sacrifice those jeans hems so we can pull them over our hips💀💀#also someone straight up said they're hating bc she ''makes being petite her whole personality and that's all she posts ab''#!?!??!?!?!?!?! THE POINT OF HER ACC IS HOW TO STYLE FOR A PETITE FIGURE ?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!?!
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