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Gary the Groundhog, unbothered, eating his grass as Lewis zooms pass with his DRS wide open | 08.06.24
#08.06.24#Gary you keep eating#but don’t cross the street!!!#lewis hamilton#lh video24#Gary the groundhog#canadian gp 2024#f1#lh gpcan24
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you can’t kill me, i have anime boys in my phone that need me
#i thought this while crossing the street today and figured others could relate#genshin impact#honkai star rail#mystic messenger#obey me#path to nowhere#ensemble stars#uhhhh i don’t know any other mobile anime games lol#self ship#self ship community#self shipping#selfship#f/o community#self insert#selfshipping#f/o#romantic f/o#fictional other
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#he#sad#so sad#Regulus missing his older brother#I always imagine that whenever one of them is sad/angry/lonely or even really happy they go outside and talk to the other’s constellation#I imagine Sirius pacing up and down the street venting at the sky while passers by cross the street to avoid the clearly crazy man with the#long black hair flying around his face while he gesticulates angrily at seemingly nothing#and after he’s arrested#he look through the window in his cell and whispers his happy memories to Regulus in the hopes that he’ll keep them safe for both of them#and after Sirius goes to live with the potter’s Reggie sits on the windowsill of his bedroom#he looks up at the sky with tears rolling down his face just asking#why#why why#over and over again#or maybe don’t imagine that…#if you like your sanity#😅#regulus black#regulus#Sirius#fanart#marauders#my art#sirius black#julesart.04
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An eclectic little birthday haul (sponsored by my mom <3)
#bec posts#from Instagram#books#booklr#bookblr#book haul#book photography#Cahokia jazz#being heroes being villains#catelyn Winona#the bone harp#Victoria Goddard#braiding sweetgrass#84 charing cross road#Cahokia jazz is possibly my fave book I’ve read so far this year#yes it’s damaged I borrowed it long enough for pictures but it’s getting replaced#Catelyn is on tumblr as caffeine-witchcraft and you’ve absolutely read some of her contributions to the tumblr folklore genre#Victoria!!! I still have to read this and am excited to read something non-nine worlds#I had no idea until I unwrapped it if I was going to get the special oops-no spine title edition or not lol#I need to reread braiding sweetgrass and wanted a copy#you have NO idea how long I spent trying to figure out what edition of 84 charing cross I wanted lmao#I wanted one with a picture of the bookshop on the cover but I also wanted Duchess of Bloomsbury street and could cannot find a matching se#eventually figured out there’s some copies that stealthily have BOTH but don’t say so lol sob#did some sleuthing and settled on this one#book photo
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I have decided that mob is the best anime protagonist of all time
#he’s just such a great human being!!!!#I’m not completely finished but#spoiler alert ahead!!!!!!!!!!#you are warned#don’t keep reading if you haven’t finished mob psycho 100#I just watched the episode wher he gets hit by a car :((((#me and my brother are devastated#we will keep watching tomorrow in the morning#BUT I LOVED THE ALIEN EPISODE!!!!#I’m watching it in Spanish and the voice actress for tome is just so amazing#the Spanish dub is incredible#the aliens were so cuteee!!!!!!#and the animation felt different from other episodes#just amazing#i really enjoyed the animation of that episode#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#mob#the anticipation for mob to be hit by a truck was just painful#it felt really long and it had to be that scene#there’s no way mob would of crossed that street without being hit by a. truck or car#we were just waiting for it to happen#edit: I have finished it#peak television
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Kicking us off this week (and at midnight lol) cause I am training a new hire tomorrow and will NOT have time to post later cause I also have a date :d
TK needs to get out of the house, right now, or things are going to turn south. He’s been sitting in his room trying to journal for the first time since his therapist recommended it two weeks ago. It’s not going well. Staring at the page, willing the words to just appear and settle the issues in his head without actually writing them down, and all he can hear are his thoughts racing with no clear destination.
He tosses the journal and pen to the side of his bed, stretching his legs and rubbing his hands over his face, groaning in frustration. He knows he should try the exercise so that he can start the long process of getting back to being normal. The ideal son. Someone his parents don’t have to be scared of, or tiptoe around, worried that he’ll fly off the handle. End up in a bar or worse, especially worse.
Sitting on the riverside with his dad and talking about his cheating boyfriend had been a new low for TK Strand. Which is surprising given how many times he’s let his parents down. The difference is that this time he wasn’t the one who let go of the snowball that escalated into an avalanche. He was just a bystander skier who was trying to enjoy themselves, before being caught up in the landslide of snow and cold.
He swings his legs over the bed and grabs the red hoodie that hangs on the back of his bedroom door. Popping his earbuds in and trying to find a playlist when he hears his name being called from the kitchen.
His dad stands there, leaning against the counter and facing towards the backyard. Probably lost in thought and brought back to reality by the sound of his son’s shuffling around, if TK had to guess. Tomorrow is a big day for both of them so he wouldn’t be surprised if he was fighting his own battles right now.
He’s got some Halestorm song playing and sees Owen mouthing something to him, but he just bumps up the volume a little more.
“I’m going for a run. Be back in half an hour.” He holds up the phone in his hand and waits at the bottom of the stairs. He isn’t asking permission but it still feels necessary to wait. He doesn’t need his dad calling emergency services or summoning a search party, not tonight.
Owen squints slightly and looks like he wants to say something, but it’s lost in a breath and he just nods.
TK has his feet toed into his shoes and is taking off down the road within seconds.
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#TK baby make sure you look both ways when you cross the street#we don’t want anything bad to happen…. :]#wip wednesday#my wips#not strong enough#911 lone star#tarlos
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Fucking listen to this. My friends and I. We playin Two Truths And A Lie. This was my fucking thrn
1 ”imagine being attracted to an old man twice/three times your age. Couldn’t be me”
2 “Imagine having been hit by a car twice in one week and being completely fine. Couldn’t be me”
3 “Imagine losing your virginity to a friend and then (casually) never talking about it. Couldn’t be me”
literally all four of my friends bro
friend 1: “1. You look like you’d fuck an old man”
friend 2: “yeah, 1”
friend 3 + 4: “old man fucker”
friend 2: “didn’t you say in 10th grade how you’d go down on our Economy teacher?”
they didn’t even fucking flinch. I got shot with a double barrel gun and then thrown in the pool of fire by them. Inconsolable. Fucking destroyed. I am. losing my shit. Sticks and stones can break my bones but fuck. Those words hurt me more.
#I fucking hate them /j#i mean#They were right#BUT THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT#sobbing#I canttttt#We just finished innout rn and we’re gonna watch the planet of the apes movie at 8:30 so to pass the time we were playing two truths-#and a lie#we usually start our sentences for it with “imagine ___” and end it with “couldn’t be me”#but this was so fucking funny I had to talk about it#Literally only two of them even knew about me getting hit#Well I guess clipped technically. Does that count as being hit? Idk#Once was my fault fs but the other I was at a fuckin crossing street so 🤷#But anyway#they barely even bothered to think#I’m dying#help 😭#they know I’d fuck an old man and I’m dead#rey rambles#meme#memes#lmao#lol#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#best memes#I don’t even want to finish the rest of the meme tags#Anyway we’re gonna watch the movie in like 10 minutes now
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“the worst time of year to be traveling in the city is new year’s/thanksgiving” WRONG. the worst time of year to be traveling in the city is when the fucking UN general assembly descends.
#*t#motorcades as far as the eye can see#visiting dignitaries who don’t know how to cross the fucking street#NYPD and ATF crawling all over the place like ants#if you don’t go near midtown you’re fine#but otherwise YEESH
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oh btw someone deliberately tried to hit me with their car earlier lol
#i was crossing the street and this person started going faster to reach me. did not slow down near me and in fact when even faster after i#ran to the other side as if trying to scare me lol#don’t ask me why i’d never seen that person or that car before LMAO
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just had the most terrifying experience of being followed
#it’s like 1:15 AM#i was walking thru the alley#but part of the alley i don’t like (weird vibes i never go there)#and i heard what kinda sounded like a moan & shuffling#but i was soooo tired and wanted to get home and not freak myself out#so i keep walking but i thought i heard the footfalls of someone running behind me#and then this weird shout? like not loud but like someone choking or strained or otherwise unable to get words out fully or annunciate?#and i glance back and see nothing#and i’m passing weird stuff too like. i don’t expect a lot from this city and i walk around even at night A LOT so it takes a lot to#unsettle me. genuinely. but i just keep moving and i swear i keep hearing similar vocalizations#and i get to the road and i cross but have to wait a sec because there’s a car#and i’m close to my house (going in through open part of fence)#and i turn around to kinda prove to myself that i was being paranoid only now i see someone walking quickly at me#like just about to cross the street#and i am walking FAST and so are they#and they shout again#and i was filled with so much awful dread#and i make it back to my house and kinda duck into the shadows and wait and watch#but they never passed in the alley. so it kinda spooks me that they turned around or stopped just bc they lost me#it’s like a 4-6 min walk depending how fast i go for a timescale#felt like eternity!
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anyways, venting in the tags cause what else
#it’s not that i want to be dead#like logically it would suck#what would happen to my dog?#and it would make everyone’s lives so much more difficult#but also#like realistically#it’s all i want#i want to run off the road#or i want to lay in the street#or maybe id be even more discreet about it#id just dress in dark colors and go for a walk at night#and id cross the street too slow#and id pretend i don’t see the car coming#but god how id traumatize whoever was driving#i don’t want that#i just don’t want to keep going#im not allowed to ever be less than i currently am#i start functioning at less than 150% and everyone gets upset w me#im not a good enough caregiver#and i can’t get the chores done#and im so busy with everything else that i can’t focus on the things that affect me#like how i have to move in a month#and i don’t know what my housemates are doing#and i don’t know where people are going#and im so scared#and i don’t have a job#im fucking it all up#i know there could be a future where things are okay again#but i have no friends#and that future is so far away
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I personally read it as Jamie messing with Roy/ really hyping up the dick head persona, mainly because even in S1 when he was at his worst, outside of the team everyone we saw Jamie interact with he was perfectly polite (especially kids). But there is also a fair chance he was part of something, a bunch of drunken academy boys on a flight, but I doubt he did anything by himself
Yes, I agree! I just love Phil Dunster’s delivery here that it makes me laugh every time and then I’m like “wait what?” And 85 other things happen in the episode that I then forget.
#thanks for popping in anon :)#I def don’t think badly for jamie for it even if true because he’s really just a sweet bean#jamie who does a round off on the streets of Amsterdam could not get a flight diverted#jamie tartt#Phil dunster’s delivery is iconic though#I was on a cross country flight once and we drank all the beer#I could see a flight w a bunch of 20 year olds chanting about something if alcohol ran out and the group gets it diverted not just jamie
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misc avery thoughts: once again thinking about casual physical affection,, like every time me and luci are in the same room inevitably we end up as an amalgamation of touch starved weirdos (affectionate)
#i don’t even have to ask anymore it’s so nice#obvs if I’m unsure about something I’ll still ask permission first#but generally it’s just like#if we’re sitting together we will probably end up a human pretzel#or it’s just stuff like holding hands while crossing the street without a word#rip to the people at the baltimore aquarium#who were probably scandalized and thought we were one of those lovey dovey couples that can’t stop touching each other#jokes on you we are not dating and never will for various reasons#probably a topic for another post but that’s another thing I absolutely love about being queer#I don’t have to abide by stupid rules about how much I can love my friends#fuck you I’ll give my friends forehead kisses if I want#I can just love and love and love and never run out
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Pedestrians are always like mmmmm I’m so hungry I’m starving you’re starving me you have to feed me you have to let me run directly into your car bumper at full speed
#IF I AM A CAR. AND HOU ARE A PERSON. AND I AM MIDWAY THRN. YOU SHLULD MOT LITERALLY RUN VINTO THE STREET TO CROSS INTO MY PATH#and then give me white people pedestrian grimace when I heavily brake in the middle of the STREET obstructing traffic all so I don’t turn#you into smithereens
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I’ll be back on October, trust 🫂
#₊˚𓂃 🍜⸝⸝﹒#in my birth month we trust#spare me for september guys (◞ ⸝⸝ ◟ )#prelims has me in chokehold#and your girl just doesn’t want to waste her tuition 😼#i love october oml esp when i’m turning into a legal adult (scary)#my bffs: “as you turn legal—we’ll have you thrown in jail for jaywalking bae” 🚶#let me just walk across the street in peace RAAAAGH#crossing while looking both ways while drivers are driving like they’re in fast n furious 🔥#an immediate ticket to the hospital jk HAHA no guys don’t jaywalk#i don’t jaywalk#we always cross in the pedestrian lane#that way if we get hit we have the right to take legal action 😼#nightie night#ty for coming to my little rant abt life (eh not rlly)
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“I am five feet tall on a good day with a small figure. I am not strong with little athletic capabilities. If someone grabs me from behind, there is nothing I can do. That is my day to day experience as a woman and something I just have to be okay with.”
“Well, yeah, but it hurts my feelings that you would assume I would do that.”
#your worst case scenario is a woman crossing the street#mine is being murdered#shut up#this reads like a terf post but I promise I don’t mean it in that way#rae’s rambles
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