#you are warned

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Trying to keep me Sane #2

Part 1 (+inspiration post) —

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As Tim finally arrive to his house, it felt as if his mind was finally getting cleaner, finally focusing on something else that wasnt-- wasn't that. The whole day of school was spent scheming up the plan, for now it was just mere ideas, things he would require and then he would plan how to get them.

1. Get in contact with the Joker (luckily it would take a while for that since he just got into Arkham... It would take at least another month or so for him to break out again if his memory is remembering his data right)

2. Make Joker trust Tim (that he still didn't knew how)

3. Ask his parents to pass him to an online school (they took a while to answer, if he was lucky they will answer his email before he had to call them)

4. Make sure Mrs. Mac don't discover he would not go to school again (the woman was an angel and he didn't want to worry her about him not socializing enought)

5. He need to tell his not-so-close-friends in school that he wouldn't go anymore (he would not risk getting the attention/worry of anyone, thank you)

6. He needed a type of disguise or the like so the Joker couldn't easily recognize him (again not wanting the attention who knew what would be of the people close to him if he discovers who he was)

But really as he get off the bus, the most important question still wasn't answered, how will he create a kind of trust with the Joker? And not even that but get him to get close... Could the Joker really trust anyone? Really the only one that seemed to follow Joker everywhere was Harley Queen and she almost didnt count because she sure as hell got manipulated by that psycho so of course Joker knew he could use her as he saw fit- because- because he made sure that she will follow him-

If- if Tim was able to fake that out to make Joker believe Tim got as crazy as Harley, that Tim got so obsessed by him that he couldn't do anything else but follow him- then that would be it.

Finally with that final peace falling rightfully in his plan and that issue got solved he could start with actual actions and not just plans and loose ideas he would need to make a lot of research he needed to be perfect on this performance, he would be on the spotlight of not just the Joker but also Harley wich was an actual psychiatrist and who knew what she remembered of that time. He couldn't also just appear in front of the joker and told him that he wanted in as his little sidekick- nobody would believe that... He needed that the Joker saw him, it needed to be Joker the one to pick Tim... To make him believe he was the one in control.

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It had already passed another two weeks, two weeks in which he luckily got an answer from his parents, in their text they didn't seem as sure as getting him out of the school as it could meant that he couldn't make connections with future investors and make alliances with them, but really? Just a few words saying that it wasn't worthy right now, that he needed his focus on school things saying how good his parents will look when he graduated sooner and with honors, he didn't out right say it but he knew how much they like it to show him off when they were here, being able to mention how he was so independent and manage to not just self educate himself but also at a fast rate and hight honors would just be the perfect trophy for them, so in the end they accept it, and he quickly make the transition easy enought, he said his goodbyes and his see you later's and he was pretty much able to spent his time as he wanted, he could finish easily his courses of the day in half the time and had the other free to learn about psychology- and acting- and to practice- and really! having the house all alone meant he had all the space and time to do as he wanted-! even if the echo sometimes rumbles in the deeps inside of him.

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It was really just a matter of time, and just a bit earlier of what his calculations got there was a break out in Arkham, Joker one of the inmates to go out- so it was finally time to start doing it- he would say he could go out today, but really in between all the other villains and chaos that surely will ensue in the city- it just wasn't worth it to go out and search for just one crazy man, there just a hight chance Joker could manage to not be trapped today (a 67% based on others breaks outs) so with that in mind he turn on the Tv on the news, took a notebook, see other news on his cellphone and his laptop and prepare to stay awake for the whole night following Joker whereabouts.

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At 4 in the morning it seemed it was finally as calm as Gotham could get, and lucky him the Joker did manage to not get caught, and following the few things that he saw, and another annotations in another tab of popular hideous of the Joker... Tim could narrow where he would probably be, and if he (just a 12kid with free time and no supervision) could discover that he knew Batman would also as easily, but there was Jason Todd a kid who also had school and a life, Bruce couldn't just keep going all day so they would already turn to wherever it's his place of operations (that he was pretty sure it was close or below or somewhere inside Wayne's mansion, based of the directions of where they headed at the end of each night patrol-) and probably recollect themselves for today's "night" patrol... So now it was a wait night until late...

He thanked his parents that he didn't have to go to school now, because otherwise he wouldn't have slept at all for like another days-

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As the sun was close to disappear in the city he prepared his new look(it was a lot more covered than the last, he didn't need for the Joker to see his face, the less he knew the more curious he will get, and the higher chances that the Joker wouldn't hurt any person close to him) he took one of the cameras he didn't feel much attached to(not risking his more expensive ones) and he make his way out, he needed to get out before Batman, he needed to make sure that Joker saw him, saw him get enthusiastic for Batman, notice that Batman didn't know about him and that it would be a great chance for him to hurt Batman where it hurt the most, in innocent kids.(Not like he is, but nobody needed to know that)

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The sensation of the air hitting his face, and the bump in his chest going faster and faster, the puff of air as the cold night embrace him- he thought he wouldn't be able to enjoy this after the last time- but it was still there, pulsing thought his system as if it never left even after- after that- he make sure to came to the location before Batman, going close to what he thinks is where the Joker could be, and he forced himself to stay out more, to look more expectantly to the sky as if searching for something that he knew wouldn't be there for another minutes, he didn't hide his camera and made sure to make noise in his steps from time to time, he barely saw something green once trought his peripheral vision, and he knew the Joker took his bait, and just in time- he could hear from afar the grappling guns, so he make his run and now hide better outside of Batman and Robin eyes, he hoped Joker catched that and well... Now that he was here with his camera... Well... it was a great chance that he could not miss right?

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The Joker manages to escape - through some random goons reinforcements a little tricks and also a few treats to destroy the neighborhood the Joker barely manage to lost track of the Dinamic Duo (he could also see how Robin seemed a bit more slow... Probably tired of yesterday's hunt, and that also means a Batman that worries more about Robin than the villains... It was kind of cute to see him worried about Jason...).

But as the two go in another direction, probably to another sighting of one of the other villains that were still roaming free on Gotham, he barely heard someone falling behind him, he knew who it was before he made himself known, still- he needed to act as an clueless kid, so he just made himself put away his camera and got a hold in himself, taking a deep breath... It was another different thing plan this out than-

-"Who knew someone could enjoy birdwatching as much as I do?"

Lucky Tim, he didn't need to act feared as it was the only thing running through him, he jumped in the position he was, he barely managed to keep balance on the roof, and after he gave himself a second to calm himself(that didn't do much) he turned around quickly.

A big smile was welcoming him, he gulped and he now was thinking if this was really a good idea in even the first place.

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Yei second part :D

[annoyingcat413]

I have decided that mob is the best anime protagonist of all time

[philosophicalparadox]

SAD ITACHI HOURS

Not my best but I needed some catharsis. Personally I hate the trope/hc that this boy has no scars, like he hasn't been in some real shit or ever been hit (like, tempting, but no). Training leaves scars too yknow (as does trying to carve your ANBU tattoo out of your skin and discovering that pain is a great way to forget you're drowning; but I digress)

For once this is from an actual fanfic scene found in Of Sins, Scars and Secrets.

[talysalankil]

gonna up my queue output because it is becoming a problem

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

This Chenford Crumb set is gonna be hella bitter probably whenever I actually make it. I'm sorry in advance. Also the rest of the Boy Meets World pod gifs are coming tomorrow for sure.

[percabeth4life]

I'm going to be reading tsats when the book arrives and just wanted to warn my followers who don't wanna see it to mute the tag "#life dies". Because I will be dying.

[arikihalloween]

So many more people are following me on here now so Hi new people I can't garantee that I will be active regularly since I'm in hyperfixation mode rn

You are warned !

[schistcity]

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

[gongyussy]

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

[chickenhoops]

Sorry for double posting but APPARENTLY those commission scammers have showed up on Tumblr at least for the first time for me.

For those who don’t know what I am talking about, there were/are commission scams going on in Instagram and even places like Artstation where people would pretend to be interested in your work and try to commission a pet or portrait for the sake of trying to get your bank details. Here’s how to (somewhat) sniff them out:

1- They don’t seem to be an average customer/ person that would be involved in your fandom, or has a blank template for an account or don’t even follow you.

2- They ask you to draw a portrait or a pet picture either for themselves or their children/family.

3- They promise to overpay you (in the hundreds) and do not listen to you even if you firmly state the price is cheaper.

4- They are constantly asking for your email name, or private details regarding things like banking details or passwords or other private information others should not know.

5- They try and over reassure you they mean no harm, try to guilt you into giving them the info, or become aggressive over you not giving them what they want.

What should you do if you come across one of these guys? My best advice is to block and report. Sadly these people jump account to account so there isn’t really much to do other than spread this info to prevent artists from being scammed.

[toomanywatchers]

Me: I should go to therapy. It’ll be good for myself and my mental health!

*seeing my bill after just one session*

Me: I’ll stick to tumblr as my therapy :D

[mylittleredgirl]

that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

"this is a universal queer experience"

>ask if it's universal or white

>they don't understand

>I pull out a diagram explaining what is universal and what is white

>they laugh and say "It's a good experience sir"

>I'm a native american trans woman

>Experience is white

[evilgenius-prower]

being disowned by your dad before he’s even your dad….

silver’s doing his best, bro.

[wickcipher]

You've Been Portal Jacked! Part 11

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