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shocked-collar · 21 hours ago
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fun fact but did u guys know i can sing rly well myself......
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xxplastic-cubexx · 17 days ago
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How many asks do you think you get per day?
uhmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmm i wanna say about twenty?
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lynne-monstr · 2 months ago
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lmao at my clients trying to book meetings with me the week of christmas. i don't even celebrate that holiday but you better bet I'm taking off the last 2 weeks of december for vacation.
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vesrimm · 1 year ago
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I don't normally do text posts or self reblogs on here but the reception of that MAP part is actually insane (in a good way). Thank you [:
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iron-niffler · 1 year ago
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not me sitting at my desk staring off into space wistfully thinking about what im going to do on december 19 at 11am after my last final as if i don't have ten assignments to do, a paper to write, two exams next week and 3-4 finals to study for
#help#def gonna buy myself a milkshake and some snacks when it's over then just nab an empty classroom and play video games for hours#thinking about winter break on the horizon is literally the one thing getting me through this final stretch stg#that and those mountain dew fruit flavored energy drinks#ofc my dad was asking if i wanted to get a job over break#like i would consider it but my break is 2.5 weeks long#yes the theater would probably take me back but it took me like a week and a half to start bc paperwork#haha im to busy to be unmotivated but too stressed to get to work#just looking at differential equations is making my head spin much less SOLVING them#why did my school decide that five days (counting the weekend) was enough for thanksgiving break#my elementary school siblings had more time off than i did ffs#how much longer can i tell myself just x more days#how much longer till i just...lose it#wrote myself a long ass to do list for now till break then had to take a several hour long break to calm dowb#and now im more stressed bc im more behind and fml#im too stupid for engineering#still holding myself to my high school standards which are just impossible to reach in uni#like when im doing high school shit i barely studied and always got above an 80#now im just...average#like literally half my grades are at the class average#feels like im fighting tooth and nail for C's but oh well that's just mechanical engineering ig#it's just months of “just gotta get through this exam” over and over till a two week break then it's time to do it all over again
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alliluyevas · 2 years ago
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i want to reread kindred by octavia butler i read it in eighth grade and i found it really compelling but i also think i was too young to fully appreciate it
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chibigrimmreaper · 2 years ago
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i reblog posts so much i reblog an average of 8 thousand a year
this new reblog chart feature is FASCINATING and it is also highlighting how much people on this website fail gifmakers and other content creators. you NEED to start reblogging gifsets and art if you want this site to continue functioning and being a place content creators WANT to be on. look at this
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there are almost NO reblog chains!! the majority of reblogs are directly from me, and then it just. ends. the like to reblog ratio is almost 1:4.
this is why posts die. this is why artists have left, this is why gifmakers are giving up. this is killing tumblr.
reblogging is the ENTIRE POINT of this website, and you can't just like something and move on and expect gif/editmakers and artists to continue putting in the effort to make content FOR YOU.
REBLOG. POSTS.
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roseband · 3 months ago
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#personal#i took my current job over one other offer cuz i felt like it was a tolerable place to ride out the recession that was obvious then#which we didn't have..... cuz we got the bidenomics soft landing (which the average american apparently does not like)#but i def made the right choice cuz we got our open enrollment documents and they're eating the difference of cost in health#insurance again 3 yrs in a row :)#so no health insurance premium raise other than $1 on the dental biweekly#and........ no change in coverage!! yippeeeeeee!!!#i have coworkers complain about our wages constantly and like.... a) we're paid above median for the field.... i checked#and b) our benefits are insane..... we have so much non taxed income.... better 401k match than average......and good health insurance#and they just.... DONT USE THE BENEFITS PACKAGE?#like that's the point.....?#like i know ppl leaving 5k on the table by not using their 401k match and my dudes that's 5k of free money even if it's trapped#and two years of that......... 10k is what u can pull with no penalty for first time home downpayment from ur 401k#so water they doing?#but yeah.... looks like my only FEAR FEAR during this shitshow is like.... something nuking fully obamacare#bcuz the subsidy is done w/ cuz it expires in 25...... but the preexisting conditions clause is in nys law already#(and ma.. ct.. nj.. most of new england tbh.. oregon.. ca.. wa etc.)#i mean im on employer plan...with no subsidy...........so it's only that godforsaken ''throw disabled ppl into the debt woodchipper''#permission somehow being allowed in nys against our state constitution that could hurt /me/
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johndonneswife · 8 months ago
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we are in the middle of a truly gnarly heatwave and aish goes - oh. i didn’t notice. 🫥
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misskamelie · 1 year ago
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The way in which I need periodic positive reinforcements from the environment around me is almost embarassing
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cosmosarcana · 2 years ago
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we've started mutually remarking on the size of his dick and i'm completely here for it
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iwasdear · 9 months ago
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I'm coming in with another thought about Matsukawa cus he lives in a penthouse in my brain and bro is not moving out any time soon
he did not truely grasp how big his meat was until he lost his virginity
sure he's not dumb he knew it was definitely something but not until he got a girl in bed did he realize his shtick was built different
and lemme say that did more than just inflate his ego, he was a changed man
And doesn't just slang it all willy nilly and expect his size to do all the work, he learned the motion of the ocean and was a certified sex god from that point forward‼
Not just cocky for cockys sake, he promises a good time and sure as hell lays it tf down too😼
On a similar note can I ask how you think all the seijoh 4 first times went? when? how? what do you think?
oh i definitely fuck with this thought, anon. he's not cocky just because he can be cocky, but it's because he knows he can be cocky. matsukawa isn't like those annoying mfs that are cocky because they think they're the shit. he is the shit. after that encounter where he lost his virginity, he became a god and nobody could stop him no more.
now, here is how i think seijoh 4z first time went ( with reader ) ★
oikawa had his first time at a party. since he's very popular, he gets invited to parties often. i feel like he def had no idea as to what the fuck to do, but i mean, you're not bound to knows when it's your first time, right? he was really excited about it, though, and spoiler: he came really fast! we understand, king. hormones are everywhere, there's a rush that's hard to ignore, its a first time sensation, how could he hold back? he had a round two after that because he reached his own high, but reader didn't even get to enjoy theirs, and let me tell you. his second orgasm hit him ten times harder. i know this messed up with his ego so he's been participating in every no nut november like a loser because he says it will help him last longer (it really doesn't).
mattsun had a pretty decent first time with a date, and it went absolutely amazing for both of them. the amount of stamina this guy has is insane. they met on a dating app, both of their profiles specifying that they didn't want anything serious, much rather looking for a quick hook-up. it was then when matsukawa realized his cock was in fact not your average dick. the fact that his huge buddy could make someone cry in pain fascinated him. my guy has morals so he held back so reader could adjust but god was his ego over the roof. ever since then, mattsun proudly carries a weapon between his legs.
makki had his first time in a damn club HANDS DOWN. unlike oikawa, who had the commodity of a (strangers) bed, hanamaki went at it in a bathroom. oh yeah. ngl i feel like he's a sucker for head, so they went with that first! he loved it, btw. lasted quite long but not too long, iykwim. then he proceeded to fuck reader on the sink. some clubs tend to have full body mirrors and my gut is telling this mf had a second round but this time full view on said mirror. the ones above the sink weren't it for him. out of the 4, i personally think makki is the most experienced. he knew what he was doing the moment they walked into that bathroom. if you're wondering, they waited for it to empty out and locked the doors and didn't let anyone in for a good two hours, teehee.
this one may be a little too biased because i love iwaizumi a little too much, and in my eyes, he's a gentleman. unlike the other 3, iwa had his first time with someone he was in a stablished relationship with at the time. it was actually quite romantic and beautiful and SIKE. hajime had his first time in the lockers. stressed from dealing with oikawa and his annoying fangirls, mattsun and makki holding him back from beating the shit out of his best friend, and just built up stress from other things. he was over it. the stablished relationship part is true. he asked reader to meet in the lockers a little earlier than the time practice usually ends because he heard from others (mattsun) that sex was a good stress reliever. by the way, iwaizumi was the last to lose his virginity. the gentleman part was also true because despite being someone who doesn't speak his mind outloud, my man still had the courage to confidently ask reader if they could do the deed right there and then. tbh i feel like he likes his privacy, and i mean, anyone could walk in any second, so they both went with the showers. great experience if you ask him, but he would NOT do it in an open space like that ever again.
© iwasdear | more thoughts are welcome!
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meowzfordayz · 2 years ago
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analysis (; — hashira men
Author’s Note: took this not-actually-a-prompt and got carried away heh... 😌
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analysis (; — hashira men
Himejima Gyomei x Reader, Iguro Obanai x Reader, Rengoku Kyojuro x Reader, Shinazugawa Sanemi x Reader, Tomioka Giyuu x Reader
Word Count: ~2,200
CW: 18+NSFW, degrading language, explicit language, Fem!Reader, oral, spit, squirting
Thirst Fulfilled: I NEED someone to settle an argument between me and a friend-
Do you think sanemi has a big [redacted]-
Because I KNOW he is packing a huge one.
Ps I’m sorry but I don’t know who else to ask 😭
~faqs~
Update as of 12 May 2023: A foreword that these headcanons are first and foremost indulgent !! 😌 They are not intended to be realistic. They’re supposed to be fun. Hot. 🥵 Within the realm of possibility, but not ~normal. 😉
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Dick so big it has him blushing 🤭
—I mean, c’mon: Look at him 😳
That being said, it’s also very pretty — not monstrous or scary (besides its size heh)
A nice, rounded head that oozes precum throughout foreplay, sensitive and rosy pink as you flick your tongue across it, thick and heavy balls tightening at the breathy moan in your throat
A delicate vein curves from its base to the underside of the tip, thankfully not too pronounced, bc it’ll stretch you out enough regardless
Speaking of stretch…
Your fingers can barely wrap around its girth — it’s much easier to drool and lap at the shaft than commit to anything close to deep throating (unless your jaw stamina’s through the roof 👀)
Doesn’t exactly groom himself, but that isn’t too much of an issue since it’s not like his pubic hair’s getting in your way too often (re: dick too huge to regularly deepthroat) 
As for length, Gyomei’s in the ball park of ~reasonable (10 inches when erect), but it still requires a hell of a lot of prep before you’re fully seated on his cock, ass flush against his flexed thighs while large, sweaty hands grip your hips in a feeble attempt to restrain himself from immediately thrusting into your dimly throbbing cervix
“This okay?” he murmurs, thumbs pressing firmly into the softness of your skin, low groan caught in his chest at the suffocating heat of your pussy, your shaky, faintly pained breaths keeping his desire in check
“Take as much time as you need,” as you use his stomach to steady yourself, muscles rippling beneath your palms
“You feel wonderful,” whispered gently—patient as ever—even as he longs to raise your trembling body up and almost off of his cock, only to fuck the air out of your lungs w/ a single, smooth drop of your wanton weight, unsuspecting wail music to his ears as you convulse in orgasm at the overwhelming pressure of his cock stuffing your puffy walls
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Obanai’s closer to average, but he isn’t small (at least, his dick isn’t 😆 #short king)
Def a grower, slim, veiny shaft elongating (to ~6 inches) as you stroke him w/ a practiced flick of your wrist
Not exactly related to his dick, but he also def growls during foreplay, needy and eager to melt into you and to ruin you — just depends on his mood, yanno?
His head is the kind of head that you almost wanna chomp 🤗, all squishy, bulbous, and fat, quickly reddening and weeping precum, making a mess of your fingers
Perfect lubrication for touching yourself while sucking him off, gleam in his eyes at how filthy you are
Typically can’t be bothered to trim his pubic hair, but it doesn’t get especially long anyway — more so coarse and curly
His shaft doesn’t stretch you out significantly, sliding easily into your slick heat, hovering above you as his hands keep your legs parted widely, “You like being splayed out for me, hm?” pinching lightly at your inner thigh, grinning smugly as you whimper contently, “My precious plaything.”
But it (his shaft) does have a wicked, upward curve, tip grinding firm and repetitive against the spongy bundle of nerves deep in your pussy
And its veins 🤤
What he lacks in girth, he makes up for in texture
Plus, Obanai 11/10 fucks aggressive and erratic, pubic bone flush to your clit, friction delicious and constant as he thrusts full force into your hole, sweat dripping from his brow onto your clavicle, his eyes narrowed in lust and passion, balls slapping sticky against your asshole, less concerned about hurting you since he’s aware that he isn’t ~the biggest guy on the block
Altho, if he’s tired, then he lowkey enjoys you on top, edging him w/ every slow and steady undulation of your hips, your tits pressed warm and hot to his chest as he clings to you and the squelch of your cunt
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For whatever reason, my immediate thought was: Raging! Hard! On! 😂����
Kyojuro’s absolutely packing, but still decently proportionate to his stature (177cm aka 5’10”)
—Bc, contrary to porn-pular belief, comically large dicks hurt 😒💀
8 inches erect, and a sizeable bulge when flaccid
—Never thought I’d use this term, bc (imo) it’s hot when I’m horny, but 🥴 when I’m ~sober 😆…
BREEDER BALLS
As much as Kyojuro loves worshiping your pussy, he might love when you worship his balls more 🤭
You kissing, sucking, licking his balls while he jerks himself off = 100% orgasm guarantee
Drooling on his shiny, reddening tip, your spit trickling down between his fingers, making a mess of your lips as you return to fondling his balls w/ your mouth?
110% orgasm guarantee
Prefers cumming on your tits, btw — will stave off his orgasm until you can get ~in position ☺️
Nothing like an even messier round two 😎
Bc, ofc, he is more than happy to reciprocate the pleasure 💞
W/ enough girth to warrant a gradual sinking (vs an abrupt thrust to the hilt), his shaft fills you breathless, its last couple of inches just barely fitting into your heat
“Can’t believe you’re already hard again,” you giggle delightedly, eyes hazy as he smears his cum across your nipple, throbbing head pressing deeper into your pussy, “You’re insatiable, I swear.”
A heady groan is his only response, gaze bright and attentive as always, reaching for your hand, dipping your thumb into his cum splatter, tasting himself on your skin as he maintains eye contact
“Fuck,” you gasp, pussy clenching at his nonchalance, tongue swiping subconsciously along your bottom lip
“Taste?” he offers, enthusiastic tone muted by the determined pressure of him lapping at your other nipple, his cum bitter and warm as he kisses you sloppy and needy, grip gentle on your jaw as he inhales your scent
And then you whisper Umai!
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One word: brutal 😵‍💫
Not bc he’s ridiculously hung (i.e. Gyomei), but bc he’s ridiculously good (at using his dick)
—I actually headcanon Sanemi being a ~bashful virgin (sex can be intimate, and intimacy can be scary, but he loves you, so if that means being soft and scared w/ you… then he’s willing to go there 🥺🤍), buuut once he’s comfortable/well practiced?
—😈😈😈
Not much of a show-er when flaccid (and absolutely, positively shriveled when cold 😂), but an ideal 7 inches when erect w/ girth in between Gyomei and Kyojuro (slimmer than Gyo, thicker than Kyo)
His tip seems to get ~angrier the longer you tease him, going from an almost cute pink to an engorged, lustful red — def the hardest part about fitting him in your pussy, breath catching every time he finally slips into your dripping hole
Which, he has to get you dripping before attempting to penetrate, or at least use lube, bc rushed sex + his dick = not super enjoyable
Alternatively, he’ll facefuck you to get his dick wet enough for your pussy, 7 inches manageable, albeit veering on unpleasant, your nails digging into his flexed ass as he shoves himself languid and satisfied into your mouth, head twitching and leaking precum down the back of your throat whenever you gag on his length
“Watch your teeth,” he grunts lowly, tugging warningly at your hair, swallowing a moan as his cock muffles your whimper, eyes watering at his roughness, “Don’t make me gag and choke you,” calloused fingers brushing soothingly—promisingly—at your neck
In terms of pubic hair, he keeps it neatly trimmed, but not clean shaven: he likes hearing—seeing—the filthy mess of your saliva, tears, and precum as he fucks up and into your pussy
“Is this fast enough for you?” he snarls, your body balanced precariously atop his pelvis, grip nearly bruising on your hips as he smirks knowingly, “Obviously not,” pace frenzied as you moan raggedly, “If you’re still moaning like a whore, then it isn’t fast enough.”
Feet shifting beneath him in search of a different angle, grin triumphant and deadly as you shout silently, head tilted backward, tits bouncing in mesmerizing sync w/ his thrusts
“There we go,” he murmurs, balls tightening at your fucked out expression, “There’s my perfect cunt, squeezing all pathetic and hopeless around my cock,” stamina never ending, pussydrunk on the feeling of you, “Can’t wait for you to cum on my cock, gonna make this cunt so fucking sloppy.”
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The prettiest dick 😭
—Ik I mentioned Gyomei’s dick being pretty too, but Giyuu takes pretty to another lvl 🥺
Aka Giyuu has the Goldilocks Cock™ 💀
Just shy of 7 inches, w/ thin veins that curl neat and yummy around his shaft — which, btw, is thick enough to have you pushing on his shoulders Slowly, p-please as the tip catches on your entrance, his eyes hooded and glassy as he ignores you in favor of thrusting in further Sorry not sorry at all You feel so g-good
A faint shudder trembles down his spine, pooling in his groin, traveling along his girth, head twitching in the viscous grip of your heat
Maintains a tidy patch of pubic hair, delicate happy trail tantalizing and subtle whenever he stretches 🥱
As for his balls… once again: Goldilocks Balls™ 🤤
Optimally sized for sucking into your mouth, hanging beautifully even, downy hairs tickling your nose as he cups the back of your head, quiet groans spilling from his cherry bitten lips as you glance toward his fluttering lashes, your vision obscured by the muscle of his tensed inner thigh
Giyuu’s fave position? 
—for these headcanons, at least 😆
Cowgirl 🤠 #yee #haw
Your pussy clings to his shaft like a greedy vice, creamy essence smearing from your swollen folds to his lower abdomen, tits presented as you arch backward, using his legs to steady yourself as you fuck yourself on his (perfect) cock
“Touch yourself,” he demands softly, spreading your asscheeks w/ surprisingly cool hands, easily supporting your weight, eyes closing at the satisfying smack of your skin bouncing against his
“Touch yourself till you cum,” his biceps hardly straining as you chase your orgasm, rhythm smooth and delectable, “I want to feel you fall apart,” murmured slick and gentle, in stark contrast to the lewd squish of his balls tapping your asshole
“C’mon sweetheart, fall apart for me, so gorgeous on my cock, love feeling you gush all over me.”
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—I pondered long and hard about Tengen’s dick (both puns intended 🤗)
—Lemme organize my thoughts for a sec…
—Girth (from wide to slim): Gyomei, Tengen, Sanemi, Kyojuro, Giyuu, Obanai
—Length (from long to ~short): Gyomei, Tengen, Kyojuro, Sanemi, Giyuu, Obanai
In other words, as the second tallest, Tengen also happens to be the second biggest 🙃
—I initially considered putting him behind Kyo in terms of length, but 198cm aka 6’6” vs 177cm aka 5’10”... the math just wouldn’t have mathed 😆
Erect, Tengen measures a solid 9 inches, and if Obanai’s dick is veiny, then Tengen’s dick = veins GALORE 😵
“Even my dick is flashy! 😎” “It has ✨decor✨!”
His shaft bends slightly downward (blame gravity — his dick’s so fucking heavy 😌), so certain positions can be a bit tricky, but damn if he doesn’t rearrange your insides 🤪
Def enjoys being the center of attention, fucking slow and confident into your stretched out hole, dirty talk muffled by Makio’s thighs as he maintains a steady rhythm licking her folds, Hina’s index finger slim and practiced as she stimulates your clit, Suma’s tongue gliding wet and hot against Tengen’s taint
“What was that?” Makio coos, eyes twinkling as she grinds firmly onto Tengen’s mouth, “We can’t understand you dear,” squealing when he smacks her tits, “You seem a bit preoccupied, try speaking up.”
“S-shit,” you gasp, gripping Hina’s hand, pressure building as Tengen thrusts sharply into you, “D-don’t encourage him Makio,” whining as Hina latches onto your nipple, sucking lightly
“Why not?” Makio giggles, ass wiggling playfully, “Can’t take it?” knowing all too well that, ultimately, your pussy’s paying the price for her teasing
“Hm, you’re so messy babe,” Suma sighs contently, pausing her ministrations to kiss Tengen’s thigh, lips shiny w/ spit and your essence, “Seems like you want Makio to encourage him.”
Hina nods in agreement, eyes narrowed devilishly, twisting your other nipple, “Her clit’s throbbing,” spoken w/ unbearable casualness, “I think she’s going to cum.”
“Are you going to cum?” Tengen asks conversationally, finally taking a breath from Makio’s pussy, engorged tip twitching in your cunt, “I’ve hardly ruined you, and you’re already spasming on my cock.”
“T-tengen,” you whimper, clenching at his taunting tone, falling forward, cheek smooshed into Makio’s back, “So fucking d-deep,” stuttering as the new angle forces his fat head flush to the entrance of your cervix
“Think we can get her to squirt?” Tengen hums smugly, a hypothetical question, really, as you begin convulsing, pussy gushing messily onto his stomach, Hina’s hand glistening, ignoring your meek mewls of T-too much! as she continues rubbing your clit, Suma lapping at your cum as it coats Tengen’s balls, trickling between his asscheeks
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ddejavvu · 3 months ago
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you should def tell me and the world but mostly me about your indiana jones dick headcanons. what do you see when you envision his cock?
pulled this from the depths of my inbox in a fit of crazed lust for indiana jones
this post is 18+, minors dni.
okay. i'm envisioning average length, nothing crazy long. But I'm imagining thick. thick, sturdy, not something that's easy to take. it's a dick that you look at and are instantly relieved because it's not a crazy ten foot monster but then you realize oh shit, that's gonna hurt going in. hard i'm thinking he has a pretty pronounced mushroom tip. it gets all swollen and it's a picture perfect cock, something straight out of a porno but swapped overachieved length for thickness. I think it's decently tanned and that he doesn't drip much precum so when he does you know you've really got him going.
i think he actually keeps himself decently trimmed when he can, but don't misinterpret that as shaving. he doesn't ever shave hair off, he only cuts it so that it's not overgrown. that means there's not a neatly sculpted little patch of hair just above his cock, it's sprung up around his thighs too and starts decently high above his cock. he's got a killer happy trail. it's gonna tickle your cheeks and nose and it's gonna smell musky so get ready to dig your face into it.
it looks impressive when he gets hard in his pants. you can tell its hefty, you can tell he's got a weapon under there. sometimes you can see it even when he's not hard, sometimes it's just there against his thigh and if it were thinner or if he cared at all it wouldn't be on display but it is.
I think he uses it to his strengths, too. he bullies with it, he pushes it in rougher than he should considering your hole's never been stretched that wide. it burns and you cry and you grab his arms and he likes the way it feels when your nails dig into his flesh.
or he uses it to prolong the time that he's got his four fingers mercilessly running through your cunt to open you up. he relishes in each time that he gets to slide a new one inside of you and hear that gasp, feel that tight hole around him and know that you're already working your way up to an orgasm.
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papurgaatika · 3 months ago
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Papaya’s Official Pedro Character Dick List
This started as me trying to just list them in biggest to smallest dick order, but i got carried away so now it’s that but with a few fleeting (horny) thoughts. Enjoy whores. Xoxo
1. Joel
Horse cock, duh
"Just the tip baby" is a line he’s ALWAYS using
Y’know that line about how he never actually went to university to study? That’s bc he was def fucking college girls and lord was he the talk of the town
If you could sneak Joel “big dick” Miller into your sorority house you were a legend.
Yes this might just be me being self gratuitous
2. Frankie Morales
Big and thick
Shy about it but too focused on pussy to care
Can get off just from eating you out, is extremely proud of that because it means he can just stay between your legs for however long he wants
3. Marcus Acacius
Roman army general who comes back aching after months of war
Will fuck you until you’re dizzy bc you can practically feel him in your stomach
Breeding kink galore, wants to see you round with his kids over and over
4. Javier Peña
He cant be that full of himself without having a pretty dick
And he is so pretty, maybe not that thick but he is big regardless
Loves to press against the top of your pelvis to make you feel him a little more if he shifts his hips up
5. Dave York
Look at him. I know you’ve seen his bulge dont lie to me you heathen.
Will trace a knife over your skin while he’s pushing into you to keep you still
Wears a cock ring to keep himself from cumming until you’re absolutely begging for it
6. Oberyn Martell
Royal cock. That’s all i have to say
Look. he is canonically a slut, there has to be good dick
Not a vers, but will switch occasionally if he’s feeling like he wants change.
Jerks off while you watch just to tease you
7. Pero Tovar
There’s something about these dirty sword-wielding men that screams BDE
Have i seen this movie? No. do i know that he’s jerking himself off and not bothering to be quiet about it even when he’s out on missions? Yeah. yeah i do.
He’ll bite and mark you, but will kiss them better afterwards
8. Din Djarin
Above average, but not too big, and he likes it like that
Def a grower, which makes it irritating when you tease him while he’s in the armor
Hates having to adjust while he’s on missions but you make it impossible
Missionary STANNNN, loves to have his forehead pressed against yours
9. Javi Gutierrez
Pleasure dom 100%
Just average length and girth, but he KNOWS how to use it, and use it well
Will slide just the tip in and make you cockwarm him laying like that until he makes you cum at least twice
10. Jack “whiskey” Daniels
This fucking asshole (i love him)
Ties you up with his lasso
Just smaller than average, but claims he’d get too distracted otherwise
Magic fingers. 100% and he knows it too.
11. Ezra
FREAK. He might be the freakiest one here if i speak honestly.
Doesn’t care that he doesn’t have a huge dick, says he can make you feel better than anyone with a massive shlong can (my words, not his, he’s too eloquent)
Into fisting and coos at you about how he can split you open on his hand and you’ll still ask for more
12. Silva
Bottom!
Not that he needs a small dick to be a bottom, but he just prefers it
Likes to grind against the sheets to get stimulation while he’s face down
13. Marcus pike
Cutie pie with a cute dick
I dont remember who it was but someone on here wrote soft!dom marcus so well and it makes me crazy
Overstimulates you while you ride him
14. Max Phillips
This is to knock this asshole down a notch
Endless stamina (vampire) so it doesn’t really matter
Super into slipping a finger inside while he’s fucking you
Also will make you eat his ass
15. Dieter Bravo
He has a small dick and dare i speak my truth when i say it’s hot???
He loves it, he doesnt need to be huge to feel good.
This man is a vers and a switch. Power bottoming for DAYS or being a bratty top. He has the best of everything.
Degradation kink GALORE!! If you call his dick small condescendingly he might cum immediately
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brittscafe · 3 months ago
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𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐬
Summary: Ichigo, Shunsui, Kenpachi, and Byakuya with a s/o who senses are very heightened
Request: Hi! I know your request are closed. You can write this whenever you want ❤️🫵🏼(tysm if u do) Can i request headcanons for ichigo, shunsui, Zaraki,byakuya with s/o whose six senses are on amother level? Like she can really sense/smell/hear everything,lol tysm 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
A/n: Heyyyy! I saw this pop up in my requests and I thought well why not now? I'm also writing this to get my mind off scheduling my classes for next semester. It's really such a pain bc all the classes I need, like absolutely need to take are full 😭 So, this def takes my mind off things so much!! <3
Content: Nothing to warn you about ;)
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Ichigo:
He thinks it's really cool and totally boasts about it to Chad, Uryu, Orihime.
Wants you to tell him alllll about it and how you can sense things on a whole different level.
Smiles the whole time as you're talking about and inches forward, super curious and interested.
Wants you to tell him every time you can maybe hear him between the thick walls or smell his cologne lingering in the air when he's far away.
Will admire you as you can sense something he totally can't.
Ichigo can usually tell when you're sensing something and he cannot, he tries to sense it, but he just can't.
Always likes to hold you in his arms as you're sitting in his lap, playing like an I-spy game with your senses as he's giving you kisses along your face.
Ichigo has so much love for you and loves every heighten sense of yours.
Shunsui:
Honestly, he doesn't really notice about your heightened senses until you bring it up yourself.
Shunsui's jaw drops as he's in shock, he didn't even or know about it.
"I've told you many times..." -- "Oh, have you? Must've crossed my mind."
Shunsui will comment with a nervous chuckle, bringing his hand behind his head and scratching his scalp.
Your face drops as you realize what an idiot he is, but god, do you love him.
After, he finally starts to notice little by little. The way your nose twitches when you smell something he doesn't or the goosebumps that form along your arms when you hear something he can't.
He'll chuckle to himself, loving that about you.
Shunsui will boast to anyone about you and your amazing senses, it doesn't matter who it is.
He's just in awe about the kind of person you are and your incredible senses.
Kenpachi:
Groans everytime you can tell him you can smell or hear him nearby.
He likes to put up this front when you can sense him and go over to him, but deep down he actually likes it.
He think it's above average to have senses where you can sniff him out like a dog and find wherever he is.
Kenny honestly thinks its super cute, but will never admit it.
Instead of admitting when he finds it cute, when you rant on about your senses, he pulls you into a deep hug.
You're confused, but you love the hug. It's Kenny's way of telling him that he's proud of you.
Scoffs or roll his eyes every time you jump up and down excitedly about your senses.
Always find it super cute when you get excited about your senses, sometimes you can see a little grin forming along his face.
Kenpachi will always love that your senses enhance the person you are.
Byakuya:
Tries not to say anything or act like he's aware of it. Will never really say anything about it to your face.
He wants to treat you just like everyone else and speaks about it when someone brings it up.
A proud little smirk forms along his face as others do talk about your senses.
He is proud of you and your senses that help you become a stronger person/ soul reaper.
If Byakuya does ever talk about your very strong senses, he praises you and tells you how proud of you he is while rubbing your back.
Def takes a notice to your senses, but doesn't ever say anything, he kind of just watches you behind the scenes.
Will never take your senses for granted and always realizes how strong you are.
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