#but chocolate and water are good
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I bought myself some snickers and a lollipop and a water. I’m happier now
My life is a tragedy. It was always going to end this way
#thank you to all the well wishers#I did just hit a car though because apparently I wasn’t done crying#but everyone is okay.#the only times I’ve ever been a bad driver is when I’m fucking upset#and every time I’m on my way home#like damn couldn’t my shit judgement moment happen 30 minutes later?#I could’ve been in bed#I know how to recognize the signs and I’ve taken myself out of bad driving situations before#but it just takes 3 seconds you know?#anyway I feel another crying jag coming on but at least I’m not hungry dehydrated and sad AND without some of my blood#I’m still somewhat bloodless (gave blood today) and sad#but chocolate and water are good#did you know that if you’ve EVER been pregnant#you can’t give blood to babies?#people who’ve had pregnancies have a blood chemical that babies don’t and it’s bad for them#so if you are unable to have babies ever and/or#so yeah. virgin powers lmaoooo#I mean you don’t have to be a virgin to be able to give to babies#you can just have a body that can’t carry babies#but afaik I can have babies I just haven’t had the opportunity
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An X the Malkavian board for @zinziinziiin / @stimisce
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#why chocolate you ask? idk it felt right#la by night#stimboard#X#x la by night#x labn#food stim#water stim#glitter stim#september's stims#i dont remember how to tag things#this is good enough
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A beloved Latin American literature classic is HBO’s latest series adaptation…
#like water for chocolate#azul guaita#andres baida#como agua para el chocolate#how long till this is (predictably) someone’s obsession 🙄#because ofc everything I love needs to be butchered 😒#the series is good af though
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something was in the air in that brisbane hotel room bc ur telling me we got the today show interview, the junkee interview, and the incoherent video all filmed in front of that same stupid lounge… unprecedented levels of chaos coming from a location that isn’t the phouse
#dan and phil#dnp#all that and then that arvo they got onstage and we got a setless show and sister daniel in docs#must be the heat or something in the water#i just don’t understand how so many lore drops could come from one place like that room heard some shit#long lasting professional relationship?? phil can’t have chocolate?? phil loves rawdogging?? whos the koala and who’s the tree???#telling us we’ll get the windows put back on the house if we’re good?? sharing custody with chappell roan?? fog mi hard???#hey buddy you in brisbane?? 2024 ladydoor mention?? and then the ‘phil’s mummy’ at the brisbane qna likeeeee#we’re the person that made them a boy??? the dullet??? im nervous it’s big???#unprecedented amount of unhinged content to come out of brisbane of all places#i miss them !!!!!!!!!!!!! they havent gone anywhere i just miss them
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the il siracusano experience (in a rough order of having a good time -> penance)
#was thinking of also drawing lappland (handshake) demitri (her least favourite chocolate vs boiling water)#but until demitri drives a truck into a building (hit hard a broken wall) they're not even in the same category#lappland is lappland. she said that#arknights#my art#please everyone enjoy my vigil cringe compilation (that I could fit on the image)(i have more)#coming from someone who E2'd him. yeah he's just not good but it's a little funny to bully him#things did not go his way (game balance wise)
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#cake#fudge#aesthetic#food photography#chocolate#so yummy#snack cake#so good#lets eat#mouth watering#sweet tooth#delicious
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ohhh what i would give for another cringe fail eddie diaz speech with a weird metaphor for love
#i love when eddie is a loser#like yes tell your wife how being with her feels like drowning in chocolate#thats a totally normal thing to say when you have totally normal feelings about said wife#anyway#i need eddie to fail to another metaphor soooo bad#i need him to compare buck to juice and for it to not translate at allll#“i always choose water but its not what i really want and i guess what im trying to say buck is that i want the juice”#“you...you want juice?”#“yeah. i think ive always wanted it but never allowed myself to have it. but i want it more than anything...if its available that is”#“...uh okay...i think theres orange juice in the fridge. do you---do you want me to pour you a glass?”#“what no buck i dont want orange juice. i mean i want juice. im choosing juice.”#...#“...so you want me to buy apple juice? or just like a variey? oh how bout that nectarine juice that stuff is good”#but okay whenever eddie fully explained it yk buck would be all 🥺🥺🥺#“oh eddie 🥺🥺 you mean like youre saying that IM your juice youre choosing me 🥰🥰”#whatever weird ass shit eddie says bucks gonna love because theyre the same kind of insane about each other#eddie could be like#buck. youre the hallway light i leave on at night. lighting a path so i can find my way through the dark. warm and bright and always there#and buck would just#🥺🥺🥺 eddie 🥰🥰🥰#me thinks
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Surviving the Winter Blu-TUKI TUKI TUKI TUKI, ¡TUKI TUKI TUKI TA!🫏- Modern AU
BEFORE DECEMBER 1
Latina!MC: Nothing in this world can cheer me up Seb, not with the sun rising at 8:20 AM and setting at 3:30 in the afternoon! It's worse than New York!!😭😭😭
Sebastian: Come on MC, the lack of sunlight won't kill you *pats MC with a sad concerned smile*. You sure nothing can cheer you up? 🥺
Latina!MC:...nothing can Sebastian...😔😔😔
Sebastian: Not even me?🥹
Latina!MC:...nothing...😔🥺😭
Sebastian: So you're going to be a depressed winter bean for this entire season? 🤨
Latina!MC: Yes. There is nothing that brings me joy from this season nor do I find reason to smile for I was not made for this time of cold and darkness 😔😔😔
Sebastian: 😥😓
ALSO MC AFTER DECEMBER 1
Latina!MC: ¡TUKI TUKI TUKI TUKI || TUKI TUKI TUKI TA || APÚRATE, MI BURRITO || QUE YA VAMOS A LLEGAR! 😃🫏
Sebastian: Wait what? I thought you were going to be depressed all winter season! ☕🫤🍫
Latina!MC: ¡CON MI BURRITO SABANERO, VOY CAMINO DE BELÉN || CON MI BURRITO SABANERO, VOY CAMINO DE BELÉN 😃🫏🫏🫏
Sebastian: I even stole- 😅 I mean, I brought chocolate to cheer you up! ☕💁♂️🍫You didn't smile for over a week-where did those donkey come from?!?☕🫤🍫
Latina!MC: SI ME VEN, SI ME VEN || VOY CAMINO DE BELÉN🫏🫏🫏😃🫏🫏🫏
Sebastian: Now there's more! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THE DONKEYS MC?!? *Runs after MC riding away on her donkey with her donkey army behind her with the chocolate in his hands*
Latina!MC: SE ME VEN, SI ME VEN || VOY CAMINO DE BELÉN!
🫏🫏🫏😃🏇🫏🫏🫏💨 ~~~~~~🍫🏃♂️💨
IMELDA: SALLOW! DID YOU STEAL MY GOOD HOT CHOCOLATE BAR! 🍫 *runs after Sebastian*
Sebastian: *runs faster*
😃🏇🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏🫏💨 ~~~🍫🏃♂️💨~~~~~🏃♀️💨
#Tuki tuki tuki tuki tuki tuki tuki ta#Mi Burrito Sabanero#The donkey just appear when you sing that song#I don't make the rules lol XD#Inaki Martinez Cariaga#sebastian sallow#sebastian x mc#hogwarts legacy#modern au...sort of#imelda reyes#gets a mention since Sebastian stole the good hot chocolate bar from her stash#Powdered chocolate has nothing on authentic Guatemalan/Spanish/Latino hot chocolate 😋#(made from chocolate bars that we dissolve in hot water) and Seb knows its good#I headcanon Imelda as a Spanish-Scots gal#no but for real#xmas music does a good job lifting my spirits considering how little sun there is during the winter months 😅#20 days till Chirstmas
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ok this was on the hot drinks post
how do i make this. genuinely. please help
#IT SOUNDS SO GOOD BUT I AM STUPID........#like do you start with the tea bag and hot water? or the milk and the water and then put the tea in that? or the hot chocolate and the milk?#i am genuinely asking for help if anyone could like. break this down for me it would be greatly appreciated#marin rambles
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#I mean my joints at 31 are struggling to keep on rollin' like they used to#imagine in my fucking 80s#find me rollin' thru the nursing home halls with the walker. tennis balls on the front legs and all#like I'll keep being a good little limp bizkit soldier... but Fred... good sir... please let me know when we can stop rollin'.#my frail old bones creak and I fear I can't do this much longer.#Oh... What's that Sir Durst? Just keep rollin' into the grave? [**peasant bow**] Of course your royal Durstness. I do as you say.#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#Song: Rollin'#Album: Chocolate Starfish and The Hot Dog Flavored Water#Fred Durst#Wes Borland#John Otto#DJ Lethal#Sam Rivers#down the rabbit hole
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Healthy girl morning ☕️✨
#fitforestfairy#fitblr#good morning#healthy girl morning#healthy person morning#yoga#yoga mat#black coffee#morning walk#nature walk#pink aesthetic#Nalgene#water battle#nut bar#dark chocolate#journal#stay hydrated#wellness#fitness journey#weight loss journey
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Flesh-tone hot chocolate time!!
#mixing strawberry syrup with white and milk chocolate in boiling water then adding milk#im getting really good at it#like within 3 shades of my skin tone#kinda want to make ones based on reference images of other peoples skin colours#but that might be ''serial killer behaviour'' so ill hold on that for now#plygnt
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Sharing is caring, lovelies. Come on over!
Happy Halloween. 🎃
#navybrat rambles#happy halloween#happy halloween 2023#chocolate#reese's pumpkins#reese's skeletons#so good#that's love#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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I think I need to stick tissues in all of my cardigan pockets >.<
#original post#nosebleeds#blood#chocolate job#the building is very dry#I'm assuming it has something to do with the production and storage of all that chocolate#what's good for the chocolate is not necessarily good for my nose#this makes work nosebleed number four I believe#I need a little personally humidifier I can wear around my neck that constantly blows water vapor directly into my face
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me deciding to make banana bread this morning before i had something to eat and nearly passing out when i had to stand and whisk for a few minutes: well well well if this isn't the consequences of my own actions
#i was like hmmm yeah i can make this first then make me something to eat I'll be fine WRONG#had to go sit down in my room with a glass of water before i shoved a bunch of chocolate chips so i can have some sugar#i have now finished my salad and hummus im good 🫡#maya talks
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re last reblog im obsessed w whatever that person was drinking. as a bitch who loves rum AND mead. what the fuck are u talking abt.
#watered down rum what the fuck#also like as someone who drinks mead Often do not fucking buy the shit you can find in a liquor store#I’ve never had Good mead from a liquor store. find a mead hall + buy it from there#I got a celebration mead this time around and it’s fucking divine#they also have a chocolate cherry reserve which I am so fucking excited to try
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