#but auuuugghhhh

[redstonedust]

god media giants like google and twitter putting in inactive account deletion policies is just. horrific. it'd be one thing if it was just inactive empty accounts. but any inactive account being at risk of deletion fills me with dread. we all pass away one day, and so do our surviving relatives, until one day our online legacy gets wiped out because nobody was around to occasionally check our emails, i guess?

google's statement says that its because older accounts are at more risk of being hacked and repurposed into phishing accounts. but theres no reason they couldnt put in a mechanic of, say, locking inactive accounts from use while still keeping the content up. its not like they cant afford the server space. we've been forced away from physical media only for the internet to continue spiralling its way into a digital dark age. its depressing, man.

[scribble-kitti]

Piercings ✨✨

i totally stole this idea from @/flavoredtissues (on insta, idk if they’ve got a tumblr) I’ve never seen anybody give amity a belly button piercing until now and it’s basically the most canon thing ever.

ANYWAY THEYRE MY FAVORITES I LOVE THEM SM

also remember to drink some water & have a snack if you haven’t eaten in a while!! 💜💜

[jeena-says-hi]

My bio: “will make occasional fanart”

The fanart in question:

[overgrownmoon]

foaming at the mouth what if instead of hornet naming THK like she named ghost they’re named by a small child in dirtmouth. the child grows up with THK around and call them “auntie” for the first time as they’re learning to talk, asking them to pick them up. Auntie nearly breaks down and refuses to be referred to by anything else. Assigned Auntie By Child

[meownotgood]

i need him.... i need to be on my [REDACTED] in front of him while he [REDACTED] until he [REDACTED] in my [REDACTED] and makes me [REDACTED].....

yes..... this aki fig is truly the figure ever.....

[quinntheratt]

Wake up with a hatchet over your head

You wake up with a hatchet over your head

oc jumpscare!! go check out my toyhouse if you wanna learn more about her, link in my pinned

[fiendishartist2]

AAAUUUUUGGHHHH <----- caught another bit of foreshadowing on a rewatch of petscop

[everykillerbee]

[raekiez]

I want to do this to columbo he makes me go feral

[meat-wentz]

if you ever have any other ww ideas just send me an ask and I'll make sure to do it cause these have been so fun :)

SCREAMING AND WAILING AND SCREAMING SOME MORE

[reallytiredperson]

OOOOHHHHHH MY GAWWWDDDDD

Johnny Mactavish who realizes he likes his girls a little bigger when he visits a museum for the first time — plus-sized!fem!reader x Johnny 'Soap' Mactavish

CW: mid/plus-size reader! this is absolutely far from body neutral, talk of bodies/body image

Some love for my curvy gals🫶🏻

Johnny's first encounter with the beauty of the female form is as expected, almost stereotypical — staring at the pictures in the playboy magazine he stole from his older cousin. Usually hidden under his mattress, only coming out in the dead of night with a flashlight in hand. The girls are pretty. Scantily clad, sultry expressions, and Johnny quickly learns that this is what is considered hot. He sees girls like this in films, too — films shown to him by that same cousin, God forbid his ma ever found out he watched it — and he hears his cousin and his friends drone on and on about how sexy Megan Fox is as she bends over the hood of a car. Desperate to impress the cooler, older boys, he joins in too. This is what he should find hot.

It is what he thinks he finds hot. That is, until his final year of secondary school. He's freshly turned eighteen, overeager to enlist (his ma had insisted he at least finished school before he did), and taking what he thought were the easiest electives to try and coast through to graduation. He finds he actually really enjoys art class, unlike most of his mates who had the exact same plan he did (he's particularly talented at drawing anatomy, and tries not to preen too much when the teacher compliments him for it to avoid teasing).

Said mates and him are fucking around during the busride to the school-mandated museum trip, none of them particularly excited to spend the day between what they deem boring paintings and sculptures. Well, Johnny is actually quite curious — his family never really took him on trips like this — but he pretends to be just as annoyed as the others.

Find a work that calls to you, and use it as a drawing exercise in your sketchbook. That was the assignment. Johnny's friends take the easy way out — beelining towards the modern section of the museum, finding the paintings that are simple squares of colours. He's planning on following them, but then his teacher lays a hand on his shoulder and points him towards another hall — classical sculptures. He's torn, not wanting to be left out of his friends' fun, but also not wanting to disappoint his teacher. He decides to follow the direction of his teacher's outstretched finger.

He's surrounded by white marble and plaster. The genuine old-as-fuck sculptures are displayed on a plateau in the middle of the hall, the plaster copies piled along the walls. He wanders, pausing here and there to sketch a hand, or a nose. And then he spots her.

It's like he's hypnotized, body moving of its own volition, bringing him towards his object of fascination until he's face to face with her. His eyes flick down to the plaque on the floor — Venus. She's a goddess of... something (he wasn't paying attention during that class, okay?). It doesn't matter. The first thing he notices is that she looks nothing like the girls in the magazines, or films — no, her body is softer. Well, it's not really, it's plaster, but she looks softer. There's a roundness to her shoulders, a fullness to her thighs, a pudge to her tummy, the skin in rolls where she's bent to the side. Hot, is the first thing that comes to mind, but then he shakes his head at himself. No, hot doesn't do her justice — she's beautiful. Gorgeous, stunning. He scoffs; she's tucked away in a corner, like she isn't the most breathtaking thing he has ever laid eyes upon. He spends the rest of the afternoon taking down every detail in his sketchbook.

—

Johnny's been searching for her. Or, rather, for that pull he had towards her, all those years ago. He knows it's stupid. His Venus was perfection in plaster, she was made, without faults. No woman can measure up to that, not a real one. And yet he searches. He flirts with the curvy girls, the ones that rarely get any attention among their group of friends. He enjoys the way they react; some fluster, some flourish, none of them expecting his undivided attention. He takes home pretty, plump birds from bars, spends a night worshipping them. Nothing about it is not real, per say. He finds them attractive, frothing at the mouth at the way his hands sink into soft flesh and roam wide curves — but they're not her. He searches.

And then he finds.

It's the day you come waltzing into his life. Or, more realistically, you come waltzing onto base. Price was getting a new secretary, courtesy of Laswell. Johnny hears the comments — she's a pretty thing, young, and smart. He doesn't think much of it. There's plenty of those walking around base.

Then he catches sight of you and — bloody Jesus. You are young, and you are smart, but you're not just pretty. You're beautiful. Plush in all the right places, sending Johnny into overdrive, an incessant need to get his hands on you as soon as possible. It's out of his control, the way his legs carry him over to you until he's face to face with you. He's already decided he'll worship you, if you'll let him.

His goddess. His Venus.

[silly-lil-scribbles]

OOOOOOOO I CARVED OUT A PLACE IN THIS WORLD FOR TWO

BUT IT FEELS EMPTY WITHOOOOUUUT YOUUUU,,,

ALL THIS LOVE YOUVE GOT TO KEEP TO URSELF

ALL THIS EFFORT TO MAKE IT LOOK EFFORTLESSSS

YOU GOT ALL THIS LOVE YOUVE GOT TO KEEP TO URSELF

ALL THIS EFFORT TO MAKE IT LOOK EFFORTLESS

[legendofice]

people need to tag stuff as suggestive 😭 I came across some things on my dash I didn’t wanna see

[myheartisworstkindofweapon]

Sigh.

[victorborkowski]

i made falafel for dinner tonight and it was perhaps an awful decision. im so sad abt it bc now i cant eat the leftovers for lunch tmrw... kms.

[gayrui]

writing is hard -_-