#but i rly did not think thatd be such a big deal since it was just a premade mix and not like raw fucking chickpeas yk 😭😭😭
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i made falafel for dinner tonight and it was perhaps an awful decision. im so sad abt it bc now i cant eat the leftovers for lunch tmrw... kms.
#like wtf bro. idk if it was bc the falafel was kinda soft inside still? aka not fully cooked Inside??#but i rly did not think thatd be such a big deal since it was just a premade mix and not like raw fucking chickpeas yk ��😭😭#so it's. probably that. once again w more feeling: kms.#<- could also just be the sheer amount of chickpea i Guess. but i used to fuck up a falafel bowl from cava#like no leftovers. no survivors. entire bowl devoured.#.....so i probably just didnt cook them enough inside BUT THE OUTSIDE WAS SOOO CRISPY I WAS LIKE THIS HAS GOT TO BE FINE#AUUUUGGHHHH this is heartbreaking#great exposure therapy tho#not that ive puked but i always get nauseous when i gotta sh*t and by god have i sh*t tn#anyways this is tumblr i can talk abt my ibs sh*t on main#summer's text tag#edit: nvm i asked my mom if the last time i made the falafel made Her sick and she said no#bc it was def very soft then too. so. Lol.#it was simply the chickpea ig#and potentially also the stupid probiotic yogurt shot i had this morning#ohhhh FUCK THE DAIRY TOO. SO MJCH DAIRY#bc i dipped the falafel in ranch.....#basically i made multiple poor eating decisions tn#honestly tho??? everything tasted so good that im not necessarily mad abt this#my new motto is 'food is always worth it'#(except soy. thats not worth it. intolerance? watever. actual allergy? nooo......)#ANYWAYS.
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hi!! i just found your blog and i may or may not have binged all the fics 😼😼 i was wondering if you could write a dabi or hawks x male reader where the reader is a rly gentle and kind barista and dabi/hawks is just wHIPPED for him? i think thatd be mad cute 👉👈
LMAOOO DABI + HAWKS TIME TURN IT UP-
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Headcannons - Dabi and Hawks whipped for their local barista
⚠️Warnings - kidnapping (dabi)
Pronouns - male, he/him
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Dabi:
Ok so like hear me out
At first
AT FIRST
you didn’t catch this mans eye
In fact, he didn’t go to the coffee shop you worked at much because yknow...villain...
But it was late at night one day yk
And mans was like “oh boy, i sure am thirsty after committing homcide and robbery”
N the first place he sees
Dun dun dun
Is the 24 hr coffee shop you worked at HAHAHA
So he goes in, preparing to like-idk, threaten ur life for a cup of coffee or smth mean n whatnot
The door bell rings, and you turn around and give him the KINDEST MOST GENTLE-EST SMILE HES EVER SEEN
As a villain, and just someone who looks out of the ordinary in general, he never got much of that
SO WHEN HE SEES THIS...MAN SMILING FUCKING SUN RAYS AT HIM
HE FREEZES
You ask him if he’s ok, and DAMN UR VOICE WAS SO SOFT IT WAS BARELY INAUDIBLE WHAGSHDHEH
Mans usually isn’t at a loss for words but HE IS NOW
Instead of threatening you for a cup of coffee, he actually orders like a normal person
He’s the only one in the cafe since it’s so late, and you had the late night shift lucky you
He sat in the corner with his coffee in silence, occasionally stealing glances at you sweeping the floor or counting the money in the register
what was this foreign feeling in his chest whavabwhshs
He didn’t notice when you walked up to him
mans almost roasted you alive
LMAO BUT HE DIDNT SO IT OK
“Are you doing okay? Do you want a refill?”
He wasn’t really thirsty anymore but he did get a refill because he wanted to stay and watch you work some more like a creep
Yeah, one refill turned to three and he ended up talking to you for the rest of the night AWW
He was honestly suprised you didn’t know he was a villain, with the dark coat and scars and stuff
He ended up buying more coffee to take back to the league with the money he stole HAHAHA
Toga, sipping on her third coffee: yo why u buy so much damn
Dabi: 🤠
He started coming over more and more in the dead of night, on the days you worked which he totally didn’t find out by sneaking into the back room of the cafe and checking the schedule
You, somehow, didn’t find it suspicious that he’d always visit whenever you worked
One day, on one of the numerous times he’s visited, you mentioned how you used to be a bartender before switching over to being a barista
Something just...clicked
He’s a villain, right? Why’s he going so far to appeal to you, when he could just kidnap you and convince you to join the league?
So he did just that
You woke up in their weird club bar room hideout, tied to a chair with dabi and a few unfamiliar faces
Dabi lowkey felt bad (even for him) because even though you were literally just kidnapped, you gave him one of those heartwarming smiles
Even if it was a bit scared and forced, and probably a coping mechanism out of fear
“Look I ain’t gonna hurt you, dude. You’re one of my favorite people, so I’m offering you a deal.”
“Siiiiiiimp.”
“Shut the fuck up, Toga.”
Dabi nudged the girls side.
A girl with blond hair and a school girls uniform pointed a knife at you. You flinched and dabi kept talking
“You said you used to be a bartender, right? I’m sure you can help this guy out behind the counter. Join us.”
Dabi motioned at Kurogiri. He waved, LMAOO
“Join me...please”
As scared as you were, you couldn’t deny the fact you had a soft spot for this scarily intimating man who’d sit in the corner and sip coffee everyday at work
Hell, sometimes (all the time LNAJS) you joined him and you’d talk for hours
And hearing this guy say “please” for the first time?
You nodded slowly, and dabi smiled
It was a nice smile, even if it was a bit scary
How could you possibly refuse?
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Hawks:
Since he wasn’t yknow...fucking iilegal and a villain, he came by to your coffee shop during the day
He was workin, caught and turned in a villain yk the usual
And he was kinda far away from his house, n he was gettin kinda hungry
He was flying around the city, when he spotted your lil coffee shop
Well, it wasn’t really a coffee shop, more like a food stop that so happens to sell coffee n drinks aswell
And hEY
you just opened up too, it was a relatively new place
My mans hawks supporting new & local businesses <3
He goes in right
He sees yakitori on the menu and goes :D
So he goes to order
And sees this,,, BEAUTIFUL HANDSOME MAN BEHIND THE COUNTER
“Hi Mister! What can I do you for?”
YOUR VOICE WAS LIKE FUCKING ANGELS SINGING WHAGSHW
I think the main reason hawks was drawn to you was the fact you didn’t treat him like a celebrity and kissed his ass n whatnot, mainly bc you didn’t really keep up nor care about the trending hero’s and stuff (no offense to hawks and none taken)
He choked on his yakitori when you walked up to his lil table and asked for a picture for ur grandpa (who was a BIG fan, unlike you)
MANS REALLY HAD TO PUT ON HIS MOST CHARMING SMILE AND PEACE SIGN THIS SIMP IM HDHEIDIE
He kept going out of his way to visit ur shop frequently even though he lived preeeeetty far off
I mean mans has wings so it ain’t a problem but-
This simp-
He doesn’t show up in his hero outfit (unless he’s coming from patrol) so you didn’t really see him as “Hawks the hero”, more like “Keigo, the man who has stupid endeavor shorts and likes yakitori”
It’s really sweet he shows up in stupid graphic shirts and sweatpants he looks comfy-
He openly flirts with you, and at first you laughed and smiled because you didn’t wanna be rude (it still did things to Keigos heart)
but then
Ur laughs n smiles when he drops a stupid pickup line? They real
The way you offer to take over ur coworkers shifts just to see if Hawks stops by? It’s love just admit it
The totally unfair discount you gave him on yakitori, not mentioning the way you know how Keigo prefers it by heart? Just ask him out already DAMN
You two didn’t have any personal info on eachother, no numbers, emails, hell, Keigo didn’t know your first name (in Japan, you don’t really go by first names unless ur with fam or close friends yk?)
So when you nervously hand him his box of yakitori one day?
Hawks is like 🤠👍?
He opens it and sees:
“(Xxx)-xxx-xxxx -call me, and maybe we can, I don’t know, go out on a date and get to know each other more, yakitori-kun? ~(Y/n)
So ur first name was (Y/n), huh
HES WHIPPED
HES SIMPING
He looks over at you, hiding ur face and sneaking glances at him while ur coworkers stiffing snickers and nudging ur side
GOD TAKE HIM NOW
you bet ur ass hes calling u later and saving ur contact as “My yakitori man (Y/n) ✨❤️”
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Thank y’all for 700, by the way !! I love you all !!
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Based on observation, would do you assume Sasori’s overall psychological problems to be?
cracks knuckes here we go this is gonna be long Im So Sorry(overall its emotional neglect by the way)
most obvious one first, his weird delusional thinking regarding puppetshe created himself an unhealthy safe space in his workshop where puppet making equals calm, using puppets for physical affection equals love while actually interacting with humans equals anxiety and frustration… means he only got positive reactions on his attempts to gain love n affection from puppets(if you know harlows monkey experiment where the monkeys immidiantly clinged onto a fake mechanical mother when they were seperated from their real ones…. thats sasori)second one; the death of his parents obviously that was a shocking experience and chiyo hiding it from him ultimately broke his trust to her (but tbh chiyo was neglectful overall so its not just that… also coughs that long awful waiting time gave him his “i hate waiting” quirk) so sasori had absolutely no parental figures in his childhood, no emotional caregiver, no nothing and that all leads to….. absolutely heartwrenching lonelinesshe only reinforced that through being almost completely socially isolated he had no choice but bottle up all his emotions since no one taught him strategies to deal with them
that were the two base problems in his childhood and that completely escalated 1) when komushi died and 2) in the ninja academy in generalwith komushis death his connection to the outside world was pretty much completely cut and well. chiyos neglect couldnt have rly been counted as social contact… he got begged by komushis mom to bring him back to life and sasori (who was ironically a rly big people-pleaser in his youth) took all his coping methods and did his best (also interesting how he did that but thatd be too long now) seeecondly this never rly got elaborated in the canon but the academy and suna put A LOT of pressure onto him.. sunas social standards are rly interesting but sadly reinforced sasoris unhealthy behavior.. cause the ideal suna nin has no feelings, is efficient in battle, etc so the perfect suna dude is pretty much… a puppet…… also they never rly punished sasori for bad behavior ykno. either suna was pretty chill or chiyo abused her high political status
i could write another 1000 pages on this but. just send in some asks if you want more details cause this is what caused sasoris problems…… so tldr its emotional neglect, sunas shitty conditioning, social isolation and alienation from his own emotions
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