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so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.
anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one
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The thrilling sequel to The Tiny Jax Hypothetical, this time with a new spin
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ghost skrimp
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The urge to hunt down your friends in Minecraft
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Watched the Amazing Digital Circus cast play a fast food simulator and was compelled to doodle some events as a warmup! I never knew how much I wanted chaotic Ragatha until now.
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Study of Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka
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The ending of PATFW made me so emotional. When I read the last epilogue the other day, I was on the bus, and spent the rest of the time staring out the window smiling forlornly and trying not to tear up in public. It’s been a wild ride!! Thank you so much, Raz, for creating such a beautiful and meaningful story <3
And I’m obsessed with older Pinewing’s long hair and moustache and beard. It suits him so well
@barrenclan @razmerry
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starting an anti-skincare routine where i eat whatever i want and never wash my face and spend at least 3 hours a week picking at my skin in the mirror. join my movement
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this site is so funny you sound evil
#beating up a toddler in public bc their crying is stressing me out#anyway what in the actual shitting hell
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
#flying/ground sheep#huh. ive never seen flying and ground together b4 i dont actually know if any pokemon have that typing...#okay i looked it up turns out there ARE some. just like 3 tho#anyway yeah thats chill i can live with that
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“Average person gets kidnapped 5 times” factoid actually a statistical error. Kidnappings Jon, who has been kidnapped 10,000 times is an outlier and should not have been counted
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If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation
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it’s a spider thing 🕸️🕷️
#i dont actually know homestuck#and i refuse to learn anything about it#im just. uh. erm. uhhh. hh. hello. hi. woaw. um. hello... woag. um.
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Smithers loves you and wants to listen to what you have to say
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