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clarablightt · 2 years ago
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me, watching v8: wow, Ironwood has really lost it! he’s tearing this kingdom apart!
Ironwood: *kills Jacque Schnee*
me: y’know i’ve supported Ironwood every step of the way i voted for that guy!
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frauleinfunf · 1 year ago
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the irony of jacques' least favorite kid being the only one posing properly for the family portrait
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aquietgirlsmess · 2 years ago
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Noiret really killed his wife because he didn't want to give Iván back to María (Iván's real mother) just to treat him in the shitty way he did ? Really ? 🙄
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lucky134ever · 1 year ago
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This man is killing me!
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howi99 · 2 months ago
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Ashen Knight 9
Kid Cinder: *looking at their new identities* Pfft, Jaune? That's the name they gave you?
Rk Jaune: *shaking his head* It was my real name, Cinder. The only thing they changed was the family name.
Cinder: *laughing* But Jaune?! Really!? Ahahahahah! It's just a color! What, did your mom lack names that were related to your hair color?
Jaune: Yes, actually.
Cinder: ... Wait really?
Jaune: Seven sisters and a bunch of cousins that are all blond really weeded out the number of names they could use. Heck, if i remember correctly, i had... Have? *Shake his head* One of them was called dandelion and another crucifer, which is basically another name for mustard.
Cinder: ... That last one did sound badass though.
Jaune: ... I do have to agree on that one. *Taking another look at the false papers* The last name isn't bad at least.
Cinder: Amaryllis? Why? It sounds like we are from Argus.
Jaune: It's a good cover. A father and daughter leave Argus to search for a better life in Atlas-
Cinder: *deadpan* The grimmland would have been preferable to this god forsaken place.
Jaune: *roll his eyes* I know Atlas is the second worst place in Remnant after Mistral, but trust me when i say that i'd prefer to stay another hundred years in the ever after instead of getting my foot in the grimmlands for more than a week.
Cinder: *pouting* But i still want to go!
Jaune: ... *Kneeling down to her size, smiling at the little girl* Cinder, i know that you want to leave this place as soon as possible. *Chuckle* Trust me, i miss Vale as much as you hate Atlas... But you saw how Winter reacted when she talked about her dad. *Shaking his head* I can't just leave her alone, nor her or her siblings.
Cinder: *Sigh* I know that, but why can't i just use my semblance on him? It would be finished in a matter of seconds!
Jaune: *serious* And you'd have killed.
Cinder: *trying to justify herself* B-but he's a bad guy! Like in your stor-
Jaune: *Cutting her, his voice authoritative* Cinder!
Cinder: *surprised by Jaune reaction* W-whu-
Jaune: *sigh, calming his voice* Cinder... Killing is not a solution to a problem. It's a consequence. *Closing his eyes, taking a deep breath* Grimms don't have feelings. They don't have aspirations or dreams... But peoples? People have dreams. *Open his eyes, seeing Cinder's eyes reflecting his own* When you look at me, what do you see?
Cinder: *unsure* M-my savior? A knight?
Jaune: *shaking his head* Cinder, when i look at you, i see how good you can be. I see your future, i see all your potential... But do you know what i see when I have to kill someone? When they lay before me?
Cinder: *shake her head*
Jaune: *sigh* I see nothing... When they die, they cannot change anymore, Cinder. Death is the end, not A end, THE end. Killing someone is robbing them of their future, of everything they could have done. You cannot repent in death... *Look at his broken sword* Nor can you dream of better days...
Cinder: *looking down, ashamed of even thinking about killing Jacques* I'm sorry... I thought i could be useful... I just-
Jaune: *taking her in his arms, hugging her* You don't need to be useful, Cinder. You need to be you, to be happy!
Cinder: *slowly hugging the knight back, silently crying* B-but then... What good am i?
Jaune: *Tightening his hug a little bit* You aren't a tool, Cinder. You are a kid... Be kind, be happy... And that will be plenty enough.
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ryuto12 · 6 months ago
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We never really mention how truly pathetic a person Jacques was and I think we should
Like in the grand scheme of things, he’s not an interesting villain, he has small ties to Salem through Watts who’s like the second least demented person in Salem’s inner circle his greatest sin there is election fraud
He’s not even the worst parent considering Salem and Ozma accidentally killed their kids and Marcus Black didn’t seem like he’d have shied away from the idea his greatest feat there is a slap that dealed solely emotional damage there was only noodle force behind that hit
Like Robyn throws a chair and he immediately folds and drops the details he’s not even brave when confronted by someone that isn’t his emotionally neglected children he’s a huge coward
He’s not even as interesting as Neo’s parents who at least had the gall to commit to the bit of abusive parents that had political power
Nor like Neo’s parents or Mercury’s dad could he incur the wrath of his children, rather just mild disinterest when he was arrested
His greatest accomplishments as a villain was racism and the fear of him Weiss had in V1-3 that mostly disappeared once she’d faced giant monsters and realized he was kinda a little bitch
Bro didn’t even get a nice death, just got a giant fuck you from Ironwood who immediately moved on to boxing his oldest kid
He was so pathetic it was so funny
Now do I genuinely think his death will be a cause for some development for Willow and the Schneeblings? Yeah they hate their dad but he is dead and that’s a complicated feeling, especially for Weiss who doesn’t know he’s dead yet but her siblings and mom have already mourned him what little they did
Anyway tldr Jacques was a pathetic loser who couldn’t even commit to the bit properly
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armoricaroyalty · 7 months ago
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For some reason, when she kissed him, he thought of Theo.
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WOMAN 1 | ...for real, I've been like, completely obsessed. WOMAN 1 | Like, there was hardly any wedding coverage for Jacques and Vivi, right? And that was my first royal wedding! I thought it was normal! I didn't know I was missing out. WOMAN 2 | Right? It feels like everyone's been saving up all their hype. WOMAN 1 | Has anyone else been following the dress rumors? WOMAN 2 | [ sighs ] I just hope Emily's dress isn't as boring as Vivi's was. WOMAN 2 | Vivi's whole wardrobe is boring! She dresses like a toddler, it is so unflattering. WOMAN 1 | I know, right? She should ask Lady Em to take her shopping. WOMAN 3 | Lady Emily is soooo gorgeous. WOMAN 2 | She's too good for him. He's always been such a scrub. WOMAN 1 | Whatever! I'm just glad it's a real love story, not just a shotgun wedding. An office romance... [ dreamy sigh ] Like, it could have been me! THEO | [ scoffs ] [ The conversation died immediately, and the silence solidified into something like hostility. Theo turned to see five pale, contemptuous faces fixed on her back, and her heart jumped up into her throat. Fighting to keep her expression neutral and her voice even, she stood and announced to no one that she was going to lunch. They pretended not to hear her. ] WOMAN 1 | ...she is such a stuck-up b-word. WOMAN 2 | Did you know that she used to date Prince Frederick? WOMAN 1 | Oh my god. Her? WOMAN 2 | Yeah. That's how she got hired here after she got disbarred or whatever. WOMAN 3 | Yeah. And her mom dated the King before he married the Queen. WOMAN 1 | Oh my god. She's a second-generation royal girlfriend? Gross. WOMAN 2 | D'you think her daughter will actually land a prince? WOMAN 3 | Why not? [ giggles ] Third time's the charm! [ Even in the warmer months, the gardens at Yew Court Palace stood empty. In February, the fountains were dry and the ivy dormant. Fat crows stirred in the bare branches overhead. Somewhere nearby, muffled by hedges, came the low hum of passing traffic. ] [ It was a food place to be alone. ]
THEO: I am going to kill myself or my coworkers, havent decided yet FREDDY: Nooooo dont do that FREDDY: Id have noone to text if you were dead THEO: Aw, no friends? FREDDY: Nope :( THEO: Pobrecito FREDDY: O baby. Talk dirty to me THEO: Lmao THEO: For real though THEO: Gonna kill my coworkers THEO: Or myself FREDDY: What did they do this time THEO: They are just openly talking shit about me now THEO: IN FRONT OF ME FREDDY: Wtf???????? FREDDY: Want me to have them fired lol THEO: I can fight my own battles tyvm FREDDY: Whats your battle plan? Stapler in jello? Sign them up for boner pill emails? THEO: Find a new job and leave them here to choke on their own incompetence FREDDY: Love when you talk about choking :heart_eyes: THEO: LMAO perv FREDDY: Cant help myself lol FREDDY: Anyway…sorry about your terrible job. Mine kinda sucks rn too THEO: Isn’t your job rn wedding planning?? FREDDY: But it’s not it’s actually mediating between my mom and Emily THEO: Do they not get along? FREDDY: No they get along fine but it’s like. FREDDY: My mom clearly has Ideas (tm) about how the wedding should be and em clearly wants something completely diferent and it is just constant FREDDY: Theyre killing meeeeeee THEO: That sucks. Are you at least getting your own ideas in too? FREDDY: Not really…altho tbf if i was getting my way it’d be like. Courthouse wedding. In and out. THEO: My parents got married at city hall FREDDY: Dreams really do come true THEO: They sure do THEO: Okay this is going to sound weird but...I felt like the wedding plans didn’t really seem like you THEO: if that makes sense? THEO: Like I get that you're a prince but a huge formal wedding isn't your vibe at alllll FREDDY: You know me…my kind of party involves a lot more helicopters and blow THEO: LMAO I thought there was just the one helicopter FREDDY: See this is why we’re friends lol FREDDY: You keep me honest
[ soft knocking ] EMILY | Frederick? Are you okay in there? FREDERICK | [ muffled ] Be right out! EMILY | Are you alright? You were gone a while... FREDERICK | Aw, did you miss me? EMILY | Just making sure you didn't fall in.
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nesiacha · 3 months ago
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Saint Just's speech of November 13 analyzed in a few words by the famous lawyer Jacques Vergès
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Jacques Vergès ( 1925-2013)
In a YouTube video, the famous lawyer Jacques Vergès is interviewed on an Algerian TV show. Vergès is well-known in Algeria because he was the lawyer for many members of the FLN (National Liberation Front) and, above all, fervently supported the cause of the Algerian revolutionaries. He not only defended them but also married one of the most famous Algerian revolutionaries, Djamila Bouhired. At the time, defending FLN members during the Algerian War was a huge risk. Lawyers could be assassinated by extremists, like Pierre Popie, who was killed by the OAS (Secret Army Organization), or Maître Ould Aoudia, who was allegedly assassinated by the French secret services, as claimed by Raymond Muelle (this is also mentioned in the video, among other things).
Where it becomes especially interesting for those of us passionate about the French Revolution (or experts, considering some Tumblr users ^^) is when, at one point in the video, Jacques Vergès is shown two images: one of Saint-Just and another of Louis XVI (specifically at 1:28:12). Vergès explains that Saint-Just’s speech to the Convention on November 13, 1792, is, in his view, an "indictment of rupture" (this holds significant meaning for Vergès, who excelled in defenses of rupture, having achieved the remarkable feat of never having a client executed, particularly in the highly rigged trials of colonial justice during the Algerian Revolution). This is rare, as prosecutors (or at least those leading the accusation at the time) typically invoked the law. Vergès then elaborates (I’ll quote him directly from here on): "In the king's trial, some argue that it was impossible to try Louis XVI because the monarch had immunity tied to his functions, while others argue that the moment Louis XVI betrayed that immunity, it no longer applied."
Vergès concludes by referencing Saint-Just’s speech: "One day, people will be astonished that in the 18th century, we were less advanced than in Caesar's time—there, the tyrant was slain in the Senate itself, with no other formality than twenty-three dagger blows, and no other law than Rome's freedom."
The video continues a bit further on the topic of Saint-Just. Vergès finishes by saying that Saint-Just serves as a fantastic example for youth, ending with the revolutionary’s quote: "I despise this dust that makes me up and that speaks to you; they may persecute it and kill this dust! But I defy anyone to take from me this independent life I have created for myself in the ages and in the heavens."
What truly intrigued me was the legal perspective of Vergès, a specialist in defenses of rupture, on Saint-Just’s speech—particularly the concept of the "indictment of rupture."
Here is the link to the video (but it is in French and there are no subtitles) as a reminder the part that interests us, that is to say the evocation of Saint-Just, is at 1:28:12
Here is the link to the video (but it's in French and there are no subtitles). Just as a reminder, the part that interests us—the mention of Saint-Just—is at 1:28:12: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZsK9975YoA&ab_channel=allkhadra.
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krys-kros · 3 months ago
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All the fucking Rabbit craziness (bare with me)
All the rabbit symbolism and it makes my brain connect to things that people say that aren't even connected.
I forgot where I saw it because for the life of me there's YJ content anywhere I go, but it mentioned something called Rabbit Starvation. It's the syndrome when you can die from a stomach full of rabbits because rabbits don't contain a lot of nutrition so it's protein poisoning, essentially.
There are many ways to starve and Shauna starves in practically all of them. She starves for the hunt, she starves for Jackie. She has so many rabbits because rabbits are never enough. She killed the rabbit because it invaded her garden and it gave her a taste of who she was the butcher and it wasn't enough. She fed the rabbit to her family because that's what she does, she's a provider but if she feeds it to them enough it's poisoning them.
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But then Jackie is also the rabbit. We think of rabbits and we think of Jackie. Shauna consumes Jackie in any way she can over and over again and it's never enough. Consuming Jackie in the wilderness wasn't enough. Jackie probably died thinking she wasn't enough. The constant consumption will kill Shauna but she can't help it, she needs more. Her succumbing to the urges again, to butcher, to fall into the wilderness again, started when she fed her family the rabbit and introduced them to her starvation but also to the wilderness.
And, and, and. So I got really into etymology of Yellowjackets characters. I left that post in the drafts somewhere but I learned a lot of neat things.
First off, Jackie and Shauna are names that originated from the same place. It's the Hebrew name יוֹחָנָן (Yochanan) and it's where we got names like John/Ivan/Sean/Shawn/Jack/Joan/Shauna, this name is fucking everywhere. They have the same fucking name in different origins, which goes to show how connected these two are. But theeen,
Jackie is a nickname. At least, we can assume it's a nickname and her actual name is Jacqueline. Jacqueline is not part of the same family tree as John/Ivan/Shawn etc., it's from the family tree of Jacques/James/Jacob (originating as Ya'aqov). It means "holder of the heel" because Jacob in the bible was the younger brother. It essentially means coming in second. Jacqueline, whoever she really is, is second to Jackie, who Jackie wants to be because it makes her even closer to Shauna.
Jacqueline also means supplanter, someone who takes over. Pre-crash it was her taking over Shauna's life, or at least, what she thought was taking over her life. Post-crash, then we see how Jackie actually takes over Shauna's life.
Lmao, so why did I go on the tangent about etymology. Because as far as I could search, Sadecki is Polish in origin and it means...
Garden.
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So, essentially. This is Jackie invading the Sadeckis.
I got that gif from a post from @vanpalmr and it kickstarted this entire ramble so thanks for that.
(Also, complete side note, but Jeff/Jeffrey means foreigner...like he's the outsider, it's so fucking funny)
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hadesisqueer · 2 years ago
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I think people don't understand that Adam is literally the worst “freedom fighter” ever made because he was not really a freedom fighter.
Adam hated Humanity. Honestly, he couldn't be blamed for that, after what was done to him; he didn't deserve to be abused, he didn't deserve to be branded, and I really hope the people who did that to him ended up as badly as Cinder's abusers—Jacques at least did—. The problem is that he joined and forcefully took over an organization that one way or another (with Sienna and Ghira, in different ways) seeked to support Faunus and help achieve equality when he didn't care about any of that.
This is the same guy who took part in the Fall of Beacon. There's a difference between attacking Jacques and the SDC and other racist pieces of shit like Sienna did and this. Think about this for a second: according to Velvet in After the Fall, despite not being perfect, Vale is probably the best kingdom for Faunus to live in—along with Vacuo, though not perfect as well—. There are many Faunus in Vale. Regular Faunus who live regular lives with regular jobs and regular families, and who also depend on the protection Beacon and the other academies provide with their Huntsmen and Huntresses, a bunch of them also Faunus. Now you tell me why the fuck would you think destroying Beacon and provoking a Grimm attack in Vale that kills hundreds of people—many of them probably Faunus—will make the situation better for your kind in any way? Because it won't, it will only make everyone in there fucking despise you and your organization, including Faunus themselves.
It's literally what Sienna told him, and he killed her because he wanted to become leader and destroy another goddamn academy and make things even worse. And then, in there, seeing himself cornered, he tried to blow up everyone in Haven—nevermind that the people opposing him were Faunus too. And then when the remaining White Fang members called him out on his bullshit, he didn't think twice about killing them all, either.
Like Blake said, he was consumed by spite. Adam had charisma to make everyone believe he could be a great leader who could get results. And maybe he could have been if he actually cared about making things better for the Faunus, but he didn't. Adam always put his hate against humans before his people's needs. He did everything he did because he wanted to fuck over humans, even if it meant fucking over his own kind and organization, too, and he had no qualms about killing Faunus if they tried to stop him from fucking everyone including them over.
That's actually the reason why I hated him—and I loved to hate him, he was a good villain—, because he claimed to be a freedom fighter when actually he couldn't give less of a fuck about his people, he just wanted his revenge. That and because he was a creep who groomed a preteen girl when he was over 18 and then proceeded to abuse her and then stalk her and try to kill her and her new love interest because he was petty she left him, of course, but that's a different thing.
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rwby-encrusted-blog · 1 year ago
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Weiss: *Trying to Escape Schnee Manor*
Ilia: *Sneaking into Schnee Manor*
Weiss + Ilia: *Bump into each other*
Ilia: Eep!
Weiss: Ah!
Ilia: ...
Weiss: ... Uhm. Hello? What ... Who are you and what are you doing out here?
Ilia: I'm not gonna Lie, I was meant Kill you and your family.
Weiss: ... how about just my dad? I wanna restructure the whole deal, if you kill us all then it Goes to Winter and becomes Military Assets. Or she sells it to someone and you have to kill someone else.
Ilia: ... You really hate that guy, don't you?
Weiss: He hits us and married my Mother for the money. And you're the one here to kill him!
Ilia: You make a fair argument Weiss. My Name's Ilia Amitola.
~The Next Day~
Jacques Schnee Found Dead!
The Ceo of the Schnee Dust Company was found dead this morning, while we wait for the official Autopsy report, but thus far the leading theory is Cardiac Arrest.
Weiss: *fake Crying* It's horrible what has happened. I can only hope that I may Support my mother until we overcome this loss. At the very least I have my girlfriend to support me!
Ilia: Truly, Truly heartbreaking. All I can do be here for the love of my life.
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sitp-recs · 8 months ago
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Hello! Not sure if you'll respond but I thought I'd ask about it anyway.
Would you happen to know of any fics with a very complex characterization of Draco and Harry with a bit of gut wrenching situations? Preferably older D&H after the war. I'm even open to tragedy, even cheating(?) and just something that is out of the ordinary. I know I'm shit at explaining this but, I'm just like, craving a fic that has adult problems, where one/both of them are at a moment of life where things are complex. Maybe H left D a while ago and married someone else, and then after a few years he sees him again and is just lost in a haze of "what if I hadn’t?" or "what to do with myself now?" because getting back with him isn’t easy? I'm sorry for this weird messy ask but you are the first person who came to my mind who I thought could help me out? Sorry for rambling so much! It's definitely alright if you can't find anything like this of course! Have a great day!
What an interesting ask, anon! I’m a bit picky with gut-wrenching themes but I do love myself a thought-provoking, mature fic. It’s about the implications and complications amirite 🤌🏼 this list is a personal take so I’m not sure it is what you’re looking for, but here are some fics that came to mind when I read your ask. Pls mind the tags before jumping in. I’d be very curious to see what my followers rec too!
Kissed by Pie (M, 12k)
Draco Malfoy was attacked by a rogue Dementor on the night of his Azkaban release. He self-exiled to Muggle London and opened a late-night chocolate shop called Kissed.
Poor Unfortunate Souls by DoubleApple (E, 19k)
Draco is a potioneer. Harry is trying to save his sex-challenged marriage. Everything is a mess, but at least there's an octopus in the lobby.
Unfinished Business by cupiscent (E, 20k)
Ten years after the War ends, Harry and Draco still haven't got their act together. But maybe it's not too late.
Stain of Silence by brummell (E, 28k)
After the war, Draco serves out his sentence in Harry Potter's house.
He Who Must Not Be Normal by lettered (E, 41k)
Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t.
On One's Knees by pir8fancier (E, 34k)
The war is over and to the victors go the spoils. If you are triggered by infidelity, this is not the fic for you.
REVOLVEVLOVER by firethesound, zeitgeistic (E, 46k)
The work Harry does is justifiable. It’s justice. He works for his country, and his country is a republic—the magical side, anyway. It’s not laudable work, it’s not work he’s proud of, but it’s necessary work. Harry has always taken the necessary jobs that no one else has the stomach for. It’s just that he’s never deciphered a kill sheet and seen Draco Malfoy’s name on it.
Nightingale by michi_thekiller (NC-17, 60k)
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. -Jacques Deval
Super Rich Kids by trishjames (E, 81k)
Draco Malfoy has become disillusioned by the glitz and glamour of the scandalous lives of the Post-Second Wizarding War Pureblood Elite. Enter: one existential crisis, one group of thieving cynical friends, and several terrible, terrible decisions.
Merlin Works in Mysterious Ways by lordhellebore (M, 82k)
When Harry is forced to form a Blood Bond with Draco Malfoy under threat of death, he thinks his future will consist of a cold home and sexual frustration. But when a group of left-over Death Eaters decides to stir trouble, their lives change completely – and it takes them both some years to figure out whether it’s for better or for worse.
Danse Russe by Frayach (E, 140k)
True Love. Soul Mates. They're just words until put to the test. Harry and Draco have a bond that was forged in the hell of the post-war years and pulled them both back from an abyss of nihilism and self-destruction. Nothing can break it, or so they believed. But True Love can demand sacrifices too great to bear and deeds too terrible to justify.
Plus 2 fics I haven’t read but can vouch for the authors as I’m very familiar with their work:
Unhook the Stars by jad (E, 70k)
Seventy-thousand words of pornographic discourse between two boys-turned-men that still haven't learned how to communicate like normal people – with words.
Freedom to be by Quicksilvermaid (E, 170k)
Harry Potter is the Boy Who Lived. 12 years after the war, he's become the Boy Who Lived For Everyone Else. He has the perfect wife. The perfect house. The perfect job. The perfect friends. Only nothing feels perfect.
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safarigirlsp · 1 year ago
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40 LOOKS DAMN GOOD
I saw this on Twitter and thought it'd be fun to do here as a mini celebration. Interaction has been so dead on here for everyone, it'd be fun to liven it back up! Everyone feel free to play along!
Favorite Movie(s)
The Last Duel! I love that movie. Blackkklansman is the runner up.
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I actually don't care for most of his other movies at all in terms of the movie itself. 65, The Report, and Logan Lucky were decent, but definitely second tier.
Favorite Character(s)
Jacques, Flip, and Mills
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Favorite Co-Star(s)
Ben Affleck blows absolutely everyone else out of the water! "Come In! Take your pants off!"
Bill Murray and John David Washington are runners up, and I loved Jeremy Irons in Gucci.
Favorite Love Interest(s)
None so far! Rey and Hanna are my absolute least favorites. I hate them, honestly. Jodie Cromer was my favorite female lead in one of his movies. Lady Gaga and Marion Cottilard were alright too. I like Scarlett Johannson the best as a stand alone actress, but I hated her character in Marriage Story. I anticipate liking Aubrey Plaza
Favorite Scene(s)
Jousting and kicking ass are hard to beat!
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Favorite Sex Scene(s)
All the scenes from Last Duel! I don't care how offensive that is!
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This scene from The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.
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Girls seasons 5 and 6 were hard to beat. The couch scene in season 5 is pretty nice.
Favorite SNL Skit(s)
Slow for obvious reasons.
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Undercover Boss Part 2
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Favorite Line(s)
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Dream Role(s)
I got a Knight with Jacques and an Action Hero with Mills, both of which were high on my list. I'd love to see him as a Vampire, a Dark Victorian Gentleman, an Old West Gunfighter, an Adventurer, and a John Wick style Hitman or Action Hero.
Oh, and he needs to be his actual age and not have goddamn face prosthetics, altered hairlines, or terrible fucking haircuts!
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Dream Co-Star(s)
Love Interests: Angelina Jolie, Kate Winslet, Margot Robbie, Ana De Armas, and Lily Rose Depp for size kink purposes.
Co-Stars: Another hot guy like Goran Visnjic or Gerard Butler. Keanu Reeves would also be a blast.
Directors: Ridley Scott (again), Clint Eastwood, Tim Burton, Robert Eggars, Quentin Tarantino.
Favorite Photoshoot(s)
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Favorite Candid(s)
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Favorite Red Carpet Appearance(s)
Venice takes the cake!
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Favorite Interview(s)
"Fuck you. I don't know."
"I hated this. Goodbye."
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Favorite Moment(s) of Your Choice
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bestworstcase · 7 months ago
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Is it me or does Jacques’ arrest seem to run counter to the Thebes of the atjas arc?
The whole atlas arc has a pretty strong “breaking the law can be morally just” theme throughout
So then you have Jacques, a character who, before volume 7, had the law and the system as a whole entirely on his side, nothing he’d done was expressly illegal, not the cutback safety standards that killed ilia’s parents and countless more workers, not one of his employees branding Adam with seemingly no repercussions, non of it was illegal.
And yet in volume 7 the way Weiss defeats him is…….just arresting him? After he conveniently broke the law in a way that can actually be proven. Using ironwoods authority of all things.
Legally speaking, Weiss arresting him is no different than Rhodes arresting cinder! Rather than having to find a way to work outside the law or using a clever loophole to stop Jacques he just commits a crime and she arrests him.
so you think… the theme of the atlas arc… is that enforcing the law when the law coincides with justice… is wrong…
and you think “a huntsman attempts to arrest a child slave for the murder of her owner after he spent five years actively coercing the girl to remain in this situation, in a society where slavery has been illegal for 60-70 years” is an equivalent situation to “a huntress arrests a cutthroat but notionally law-abiding businessman after discovering evidence that he committed MASSIVE FRAUD and compromised national security to steal an election, jeopardizing the lives of thousands”
and you 1. made up in your brain that whatever SDC employee committed a racist hate crime against adam got off with zero consequences despite us knowing exactly nothing about the incident other than that it happened presumably at least six years ago, and 2. believe that the owner of a company should be held criminally liable if any employee commits a crime, irrespective of whether the owner abetted, facilitated, or otherwise had direct involvement in said crime?
anon you are so galaxy brained that your media literacy is a black hole
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Rebirth: Willow, are you going to break the news to Weiss and Witley about the Winter situation? Or are you going to wait until they’re older and less likely to be under Jauques thumb? And are you sure there’s not going to be another white haired addition running around? You know how ‘potent’ the Arcs can be.
Battle Plans
Juniper soon enters her room with her darling husband to me their wife friend, Willow, slowly packing away her clothes, seemingly trying to delay her departure until the last moment possible.
Juniper: So, what’s the plan?
Willow: I finish up packing, and then tomorrow the three of us will be on our way back to, Atlas. There’s nothing else to it.
Juniper: That isn’t what I meant, Willow.
Willow: …
Willow: I know… Haa… How do I tell, Weiss, and Whitely that, Winter is only their half sister? So long as, Jacques is there I can’t tell them anything. Although I doubt any of them even know I’ve been out of, Atlas for the past few weeks. I’ve managed to repair the relationship with my oldest daughter, but that was thanks to you, and Acheius presence. I will have no such support with those two.
Juniper: You sure you don’t want, Achi to just come over there, and kick, Jackass’s ass?
Willow: Would he be willing to do that?
Achieus: Hell yes I would! Oh I can see it already! I come in, deck, that bastard right in the face, sending him flying through a window crashing into the icy tundra far below. Then, I grab, Willow by the waist like so!
Willow: EEP?!
Acheius: Then I kiss her: Like so.
Willow: Mph?! M-Mmmmm~!
Acheius: Ah~! Then I’d break off, and look at the spawns of, Jacques, and go: “Look at me! I am the daddy now!’
Juniper: Pfft! Ahahaha~!
Acheius: And, that would be that. Alls well that ends well.
Juniper: While that is an amusing thought, I doubt that would work.
Acheius: Yeah, I doubt it would work either. But, I no doubt expect the twins have already dealt with him.
Willow: How, they’ve been here with us the whole time?
Acheius: Well, at the very least they’ve come up with a plan to deal with him.
Juniper: They have been very quiet whenever we’ve mentioned, ‘dealing with, Jacques.’
Acheius: I suspect they’re going with a long con plan here.
Juniper: I’m afraid they’re planning for that as well.
Willow: What do you think they are planning then?
Acheius: I think… they’re planning for the quickest way you could possibly remove, Jacques.
Willow: The quickest way would mean… no… They’re planning on killing him?!
Acheius: I think so too…
Willow: But, they’re just children, they couldn’t possibly be seriously thinking about killing a man, even such a vile man as him!
Juniper: There is a lot about the twins you don’t know about. Jell, there’s a lot about the twins that even we, their parents, and siblings know about them. And, what we do know is quite… unsettling.
Willow: Unsettling how?
Acheius: They know how to take a life.
Willow: What…?
Acheius: And, I’m not saying this in the manner of they know how to kill someone like: ‘Pointy end goes into man, man dies’ kind of way, everyone knows that. But, they know how toget away with it, and worse they know how to live with the grief of taking a life.
Willow: They could take a life, and it wouldn’t phase them?
Juniper: While I don’t know about, Jeanne. I know for certain that, Jaune could take a life. In fact, I dare say he already has.
Acheius: What?! What makes you say that?
Juniper: When I read the news, and it said the author of the, ‘The Girl Who Fell’ died. Jaune seemed to be indifferent to her death, but I swear on my life I heard him mumble, “That took longer than expected.”
Willow: The papers said she was poisoned. Do you think?
Acheius: A slow acting poison no doubt. One that you would never realize it was there until it was too late…
Willow: So that’s how they’re planning on dealing with, Jacques. They’re planning on poisoning him!
Juniper: Hit, Jacques with a slow acting poison, and then you just wait. And, just like grand-pappy used to say: ‘The patient hunter, gets the prey.’
Acheius: Jeanne will be staying with, Winter, while studying in, Atlas with her. But, she will no doubt come, and visit you at, Schnee Manor. When there, all she has to do is wait for the opportune moment to slip it to him.
Willow: Should I offer my assistance to them? I could make it easier for them.
Juniper: No, you will be the first person they question. You need any ability to deny any, and all evidence to his death to prove your innocence. If they know about this conversation they could accuse you of murder as is.
Willow: That’s true. I could have perhaps hint at a means of slipping him the poison unnoticed. That is if they’re using a poison to kill him, or even if they’re planning anything at all.
Acheius: They’re certainly not planning on bludgeoning him to death with a piece of masonry.
Juniper: Much less catching a Grimm, and sicing that on that bastard son of a bitch, certainly not.
Willow: They’re most certainly not planning that~!
Acheius: Oh they’re most certainly not planning anything~!
Juniper: My two sweet angels~? Oh they’re certainly not planning anything at all~!
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Meanwhile, below the, Arc parents bedroom window.
Jaune: …
Jeanne: …
Jaune: Dammit, I’ve become predictable…
Jeanne: How does she notice all those little things about us?
Jaune: Hell if I know, some sort of special mom sense? But, bludgeoning him with a statue? That wouldn’t work. It would leave too much DNA traces to follow. Not to mention all the cameras they no doubt have installed in their home could probably catch you in the act.
Jeanne: Neither would sicing a Grimm after him. It would be a traceless murder, in the sense that it was a , Grimm that killed him, and you wouldn’t leave any trace upon the body. But, how did the, Grimm get there? As soon as they asked that, it’s only a matter of time until you’re caught.
Jaune: Our orginal plan will work far better than that.
Jeanne: And, if by some miracle, for, Jacques, it doesn’t work, we go to, Plan B instead!
Jaune: You have a, Plan B?
Jeanne: Spike his food with enough laxatives that he shits his bowels to death~!
Jaune: Oh… Oh that would be a fitting end for the little shiter!
Jeanne: I know right!
Jaune: But, I think they have meds that can fix that so?
Jeanne: Gods dammit…
Jaune: Don’t worry, we’ll go with, Plan C if, A, and B fail!
Jeanne: What’s, Plan C?
Jaune: Your semblance.
Jeanne: But, I’ve never used it on a human before. I don’t know how it will affect them.
Jaune: But, Jacques isn’t a human, he’s a monster worse than, Grimm itself.
Jeanne: Yeah, but Grimm fade away when they die; Humans don’t.
Jaune: …
Jaune: Well… that all depends on how you dispose of the body. No…?
Jeanne: Good point.
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cyanidesurpryse · 1 year ago
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i feel like nocturne season 2 is going to be SO emotional. like. mizrak is gonna have to make a real decision, the abbott and god or olrox. and whatever decision he makes is going to DESTROY him.
also i feel like it may go more into the ethics of vampirism and (what theyve already touched on) night creatures. in the original, night creatures were, for the most part, very monstrous looking and iirc only fly eyes was capable of speech and things like remembering his past life. in nocturne, theyre more human. we have edouard and jacques. theyre more humanoid and obviously can speak, have their own thoughts, and remember at least a little. is this an effect of it being a machine and not a real forgemaster? or is it just because theyre setting up a dive into more about the ethics of night creatures and who/what they once were?
also, the ethics of vampirism. in nocturne, vampirism does seem to be a metaphor for colonization. but if you ignore that, just see it as straight up vampirism, why are they seen as evil, really? they have to kill to live, just like humans do. why should they be killed for just sustaining themselves?
i hope olroxs backstory delves into that a little, the fact that julia belmont killed his lover solely because he was a vampire. doesnt seem justified to me. maybe richter will have to consider that. face his trauma. see it from a new point of view.
also, alucard. he essentially rejected his vampirism and has dedicated the 300 years to killing vampires. he should reconsider that as well. not all vampires are evil. some of them simply want to live. some of them probably didnt even want to be vampires like i suspect is the case with olrox, i feel like a spanish conquistador probably turned him against his will. it would be interesting to see alucard and olrox interact.
idk maybe im just rambling. not sure if this is so much a prediction as it is me stating what i would like it to go into. might add more to this later. idk. id like to hear yalls takes on things.
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