krys-kros

[krys-kros]

I searched for fanart of Seasmoke on Pinterest and literally half of this is Nat. Why is pinterest saying Nat is Seasmoke?

[krys-kros]

i kinda find it funny that whenever someone on tiktok posts about like the different roles the Yellowjackets cast had, they reference Ella Purnell in Maleficent but put a picture of Isobelle Molloy

This was Ella Purnell in the movie, pretty sure any other scene she did film for this was cut or this was not intended to be a big role to begin with

[krys-kros]

listen, if Fiyero can have his blue horse, why can't Glinda have her pink pony

NOT SPOTIFY PUTTING "PINK PONY CLUB" ON THE OFFICIAL WICKED PLAYLIST

[krys-kros]

wicked hot take, and I've had this thought since before I watched the movie like watching slime tutorials and such and watching the movie kind of solidified that take

Glinda is a lesbian

jk thats not the hot take, everyone knows that the closet is made of bubbles

It's actually that Nessa and Boq are cute together. Like, I think in another life they could have worked. (where Boq wasnt such a simp for Glinda and Nessa didn't become what it was she became in act 2, hiding it for those who genuinely dont know the plot of wicked) Idk man, Boq and Nessa in the movie had a really cute chemistry. On stage, it's more clear that Boq gave no shit about Nessa and Nessa just seems desperate for affection but like you can kind of see that Boq has some affection for Nessa and Nessa looks like she's infatuated like a first crush kind of deal.

[krys-kros]

Friend: Why are lesbians so tragic?

Me: I know right!!!

Friend: Like Vi and Cait!

Me: Like Yellowjackets!

Friend: And Vi ate Cait!

Me, not knowing anything about Arcane: And everyone ate Jackie!

[krys-kros]

this is super niche but like Emma and Alyssa are either a dorky, sweet, innocent version of Van and Tai, a dorky, sweet version of Shauna and Jackie or a mix of both. (but overall healthier)

(specifically the broadway version not the movie version because this was the version i hyperfixated on)

[krys-kros]

[krys-kros]

Glinda: The stars look beautiful tonight

Fiyero: You know who else is beautiful?

Both: Elphaba

[krys-kros]

gelphie is the good kind of toxic yuri gliyero is comphet for both and fiyeraba is bi4bi and thats the correct way to play it thanks

[krys-kros]

I'd be a sad, bitter, meow meow too tbh

"Im'a throw this on top...I'm sure it'll fix the outfit and Jackie will finally approve"

"Mmkay, how about now?"

[krys-kros]

uninvited to the feast? she's the guest of honor actually

Jackie: So what were you saying about wanting them to find your body for a proper burial?

Laura Lee: (would say shut the fuck up if she's allowed to say fuck)

[krys-kros]

speaking as someone who is demisexual, most people don't appreciate just how clearly intense jackie and shauna feel for each other. like you do but i'm speaking from the perspective of knowing that platonically being in love with someone can still be as intense. these two, i swear, literally any kind of imaginable love they could feel for one another (except familial obv) they do and that's why they're fucking crazy about one another. you don't have to wonder if it's platonic or romantic it just is. and it's such an intense relationship you know they will never ever feel that way for someone else.

jackieshauna is subtextual not bc of censorship or bc of the writers being afraid to write a sapphic relationship, but bc it fits the understanding the characters have about their own feelings/their relationship. they represent the vagueness of female relationships, how female friendships are seen as being more intimate and how more stuff is seen as being platonic.

[krys-kros]

Yellowjackets Giving Eulogies, but its random quotes from the Smosh Funeral Roasts

Misty: This next crystal is for patience. This crystal is imbued with the memory of the time Kristen and I were having a really personal debate about whether we believed Rihanna or Beyonce was truly the best.

Misty: Now, in this conversation, Kristen and I agreed that while Rihanna was, in fact, dope, Beyonce happened to be that much better

Misty: Mari couldn't handle that.

Misty: Mari, who was minding her own goddamn business, decided it was too much, and she exploded at us that Rihanna was, in fact, the better artist.

Misty: Here is the patience you showed Kristen and I everyday when you deal with our bullshit. Until you can't any longer

Misty: This is just Himalayan salt to help with the humidity

Misty: Dead body and all

Van: I'd like to say a few words

Van: I've only been to funerals for people over 80

Van: So it's really refreshing when a young person tragically passes

Nat: It is really sad to see a young person go, but you join the ranks of other people who died when they were 26

Nat: Mac Miller, Sharon Tate, and if we're lucky, me

Lottie: But if there's one I can say that you can hopefully take away from this funeral

Lottie: Is that thank God it was Jackie

Lottie: Imagine if the person you saw in this casket was actually relevant

Lottie: Or dare I say...influential

Tai: She wasn't a top

Tai: And she wasn't a bottom

Tai: She was annoying.

Shauna: Well, if I'm speaking here, Misty must not have had many friends.

Shauna: Which is fine, I just wanted to make sure you guys know this, too.

[krys-kros]

[krys-kros]

Jackie is an "ally"

(insp.)

[krys-kros]

one thing that got my attention in the sneak peak/season 3 premiere date reveal about that scene of lottie being choked is that courtney's expression seems a bit serene, almost defiant

and, of course, it's just a frame and we can't know the entire context yet

but, based on the comment @periwinklekryptonite (thank you, chris <3) made on discord about how, if it's travis, there's a parallel with the scene of travis' death and lottie accidentaly letting him die bc she saw laura lee's ghost, i have the theory that maybe this is how the idea that you have to almost die to contact the wilderness comes from

like, maybe teen lottie is desperate to contact the wilderness again, especially after how last season ended, in which, according to director karyn kusama's interview for harpers bazaar, lottie may have realized the others will do what they feel like doing and lottie might not matter much in this scenario

so, desperate to find a purpose, maybe teen lottie realizes that she was able to have visions when she was on the brink of death -- the food court vision when she almost died of hypothermia, and also her visions of javi's death when she was literally fighting for her life after being brutally beaten down by shauna

and, so, she asks travis for help, bc maybe he might be easier to convince than the others due to feeling lost after his brother javi died

anyways, this is just a theory, and definetely not the only possible scenario

we don't even know if it's travis, and it might as well be ben!!!!

but, i think it'd be an interesting parallel with adult timeline

it would also help to explain why travis asked for lottie's help of all ppl in adult timeline

and, most of all, it would be a way to flesh lottie's character out by showing how she feels about the wilderness and her faith during a faith crisis of sorts

(disclaimer.: i don't ship travlot neither romantically or sexually, but i think their dynamic is too intriguing, especially bc lottie is one of the girls who, in courtney eaton's own words for vulture magazine post-1x09, sexually assaulted travis.

and yet he not only became one of her most loyal and enthusiastic acolytes -- he literally spilled his own blood with no hesitation after lottie asked him to, in that offering to save shauna's and the baby's lives --, but also is seemingly the only wilderness survivor who knew where lottie was before the events of adult timeline in season 2

the showrunners already confirmed during paley fest panel last year that there's no love triangle thing and there is no romance

but, that's the thing, platonic bonds are worthy of talking about as well

especially one as mysterious as this one)

[krys-kros]

jackie would've baby trapped herself the same way buck baby trapped himself as soon as eddie said he has a kid

i’m of the belief shauna could’ve baby trapped jackie into staying alive AND forgiving the jeff stuff.