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Fun tip: if you're running a program that takes up a lot of resources (like when brute forcing a password hash) turn your laptop upside-down. This gives your fans more airflow and ensures your computer doesn't reach temperatures that would embarrass the fucking sun. This isn't based on real events at all :3

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Where's Satan ;-;

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

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FIND HIM!

sometimes I remember how on the last day of my high school latin class our teacher had us gather around his laptop to show us latin memes on tumblr and my best friend and I just gaped at each other in abject horror. we couldn’t figure out if our teacher was just showing us memes on a Fun Website He Had Found or if he was a tumblr user for real. but he knew how to navigate it. years have passed but it haunts me. he could still be out here

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America's Angels

They bowed their heads and prayed to their god. And he was made of garbage and oil, lies and ignorance, bombs and bullets, suffering and decay.

This god above all others was called America.

Then the sky split open, and America's angels rained down upon the unwanted, the weak, and killed them all with guns they called peace.

The people rejoiced and danced upon the hills of corpses. They ate the flesh of the dead and called it justice.

Lucifer looked upon the carnage and wept. And as he watched the horror, he held Lilith close and asked "why must they worship such evil?" Lilith replied "they fear difference."

I wrote this poem just for fun (and because I dislike the current state of america) I would love some constructive criticism.

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Does anyone else ever feel like they deserve to be the god of the new age and simultaneously hate themselves?

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It's the same story with apple

Them: Why not use Google Sheets or MS Excel as a Database? Me: You are right. Go ahead and use it. Have a nice day. PS - You reach that stage in life where you just don't have any will or power left to fight stupidity. You know what? Forget the fight. It's about keeping my peace. There, I said it.

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I'm smart in the sense that I understand computers better than a lot of people. It's gotten to the point that people have started asking me about hacking only to be disappointed when they realize it's not like in the movies.

Sometimes having a reputation for being smart beats actually being smart.

I once beat my school’s chess champion in a game because he spent the entire match desperately trying to work out my strategy because I was “smart” and therefore good at chess.

We were playing with a Lord of the Rings chess set. I was moving the characters I liked best.

I’m terrible at chess.

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When I first saw Alador's reaction to seeing Harpy Eda I misunderstood and thought he was into her .

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Let's say, hypothetically, I'm a pirate. Hypothetically, I would love to teach people how to do it. If I were a pirate, I would suggest using a secure VPN that won't rat you out, something like proton or mulvad. Hypothetically I would also use the Tor browser to find magnet links, as it's more secure. I would also, hypothetically, use a torrent software, such as qbittorrent.

Follow for more hypotheticals.

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This is so fucking cool!

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Have a nice day ya'll <3

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Horniness is why our species still exists. If we never had the urge to reproduce, we would have gone extinct a long time ago.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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We need to start acknowledging the fact that it's not just individuals who are problematic, but our entire society

Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.

Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.

Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.

And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.

So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.

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I attempted suicide once, and I can tell you that now, I'm grateful to be alive. Don't listen to dumb internet shit, call someone that will actually help. Poison control, paramedics, police. Call someone who will give immediate response and actually help. DON'T USE INTERNET TIPS TO SAVE A LIFE. YOU WILL MAKE THINGS WORSE.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

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OH MY GOD

I fucking can't right now guys-

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HELL YES, THIS IS MY NEXT CHAOTIC IDEA, I'M GOING TO MAKE A FUCKING ROBOT LIBRARY

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