#but also it's kind of smart because the chicken is filling

[fazcinatingblog]

This is true love

[itgetzweird08]

“You shouldn’t be up this late”

Bakugo’s voice whispered, filling the silence in the dorm kitchen. He was right, and usually you weren’t. You valued your sleep, often being one of the first in the class to call it a night. But tonight was different. Your thoughts, your heart, were restless. Despite following your nighttime routine, which was curated specifically to help you wind down and rest, you still found yourself tossing and turning. Not even your ocean sounds could help you drift to sleep. Thats why when Bakugo spoke, you sighed heavily and let your shoulders droop.

“Yeah. I know.”

He took a few steps toward you, leaning against the countertop. “So what’s got you awake?” You shrugged at him, watching the water in the electric kettle begin to form small bubbles. “Dunno…just can’t sleep I guess.” You looked over to him, taking soft note of his tired eyes and disheveled hair. “And you? You aren’t usually awake at this time either.” He shrugged right back at you. “Dunno…can’t sleep I guess” he echoed your words, and it made you smile just a bit.

You both knew why the other was awake, or at least you both had some inkling. Between how the ambush attack played out and Midoriya running away, neither of you have had time to really process all of what has gone on. You haven’t had time to think about how your lives had been flipped one eighty. But since Midoriya was back safe and sound, and there was no real information on the League or their next move, everything was at a standstill. That meant your brain was finally coming up to speed on what had gone on recently…and it was overwhelming. It felt like your mind was in over drive, thinking so many thoughts at once that it was causing you to lose sleep.

“…There’s a lot of water in this kettle. Would you like some tea?” Bakugo didn’t answer, just walked over to the mug cabinet and grabbed both of your designated mugs. Yours had your hero insignia, and he had his. It was Nezu’s Christmas gift for all of the hero course students. Bakugo opened the tea drawer, grabbing you each a packet of sleepytime zen tea before walking back over to you. You worked in silence then, enjoying each other’s company as you made your own cups.

Your relationship with Bakugo was unique. You admired him, even when he was a bit of an asshole at the beginning of the school year. You’ve enjoyed watching him grow and working beside him as a teammate. You were inspired by his tenacity and drive. You liked how smart and witty he was, and how he could be funny even when he didn’t realize it. It also didn’t hurt that he was actually pretty cute. And all of the same things went for you in his eyes. He admired your kindness and your courage. He was inspired by the way you had such a big heart but you were no push over, standing up to him when he got too rough with his words or during training. In his eyes, it was like you were one of the only people to give him a chance, getting to know him past his rough exterior. You two had gotten closer during the year, training and studying together sometimes. You began to sit next to him for lunch, stealing small pieces of chicken from his plate while he stole beef from yours. You were the only one with that privilege. Eventually, you became this unlabeled, unspoken thing. You didn’t have to confess your feelings because he knew, and you knew how he felt about you even if he’s never admitted it.

You softly sipped your tea, allowing the warm liquid to run down your throat and causing you to sigh. He stirred his own cup, watching the spoon go around and around. Technically, there was nothing else for you two to do in the kitchen. Technically, you could’ve parted ways right here and drank your own cups in your rooms. But you couldn’t bear to leave him. Deep down, you both didn’t want to be alone tonight.

“Bakugo?” He looked up as you said his name. “Could I sleep over in your room tonight? I don’t think I want to be alone”

All he did was scoff, pick up his mug and began walking towards the staircase. When he realized you weren’t following, he scowled and turned to look at you.

“Let’s go brat. I’m missing out on my beauty sleep”

Part two

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Ps: im starting to do requests! So if you have an idea for me, go ahead and put it in my asks <3

[gallusrostromegalus]

hi i see that you have much smart dog experience. i may have accidentally purchased such a dog. she's only 10 weeks, and ive had her 1, and she's already outmatched every puzzle feeder i got or have made. to the point that she is morosely disappointed when her food comes in an actual food bowl. do you know where i can find like. "heres 100 enrichment toys you can make out of free trash so your dog stops eating fucking rocks for enrichment" lists. i only have so many paper towel tubes XD

Herschel now just disassembles puzzle feeders, so I've been focusing on "Toys that, even if he already knows how to operate them, will still take TIME for him to collect the treat from" to give him something to fuss with.

Herschel eats all his meals out of a Kong Wobbler, because he will otherwise eat so fast he will literally inhale and choke on his kibble and I do not need him developing pneumonia from aspiration. Even though it's a "Simple" toy it slows him down and he does have to think a bit to tip it in the most efficient manner possible. Kong's "Flipz", "Gyro" and "Rewards Wally" are also really good "dog needs to think/carefully manipulate the toy for food" toys that act as both mental stimulation and exercise and "give human a break for up to twelve minutes" toys.

I highly reccomend KONG as a brand- they're local to Denver and have an impeccable saftey record and all of the toys I have gotten from them have held up extremely well vs. the ravages of three entirely too smart and strong-jawed dogs at once.

Some more thoughts:

If she's not prone to shredding rubber, the kind of treat toys she has to chew are also good stimulation.

If you don't want to give her That Many treats, my vet said that dogs can have as many green beans as they want. Just make sure that the beans haven't had salt added to them- canned usually does, but frozen green beans usually don't, but always check the label.

You can make nearly any toy last longer, or make a cheap long-puzzle by freezing the treats so they take longer to eat AND provides hydration. Herschel's most favorite treat of all time is literally a wad of sliced green beans in a dixie cup, filled with water and frozen. Just peel off the cup and hand him the chunk of ice and he's good for up to half an hour and more chill afterwards.

You can also freeze lick mats

If your girl is like Charlie and doesn't like greenbeans, you can also try freezing paper cups of: Canned pumpkin, apple slices in water, putting some ice cubes in the bottom of the cup, a gob of peanut butter in the middle and then fill it with water to make a peanutbutter filled ice cube.

If your girl is REALLY like charlie who has figured out how to use labor negotiation and strike tactics for better treats: boiled chicken chunks frozen in some of the water you boiled them in.

Walkies are as much mental stimulation as they are physical exercise. Take her out and let her sniff to her heart's content.

Also Puppies in particular need like, SO MUCH exercise.

Let her participate in activities with you. Herschel and charlie sit in the kitchen and I narrate cooking dinner to them, which seems to interest them, even if I don't have spare veggie ends to give them. I also frequently bring them along in the car if I'm running errands when it's cold enough to do that, so they have something new to look at, and get to participate. I also am more likely to stop at a new park and give myself some exercise and mental stimulation.

Training her to do tasks is GREAT Smart Dog enrichment- esp if she's a herding or heeler, they LOVE being helpful. I taught the dogs they get a small treat if they come in from the yard without me having to go chase them down, which saved me a lot of hassle, and now I'm working on teaching herschel to pick things up off the floor for me if I drop them and alert for chickpeas, which my housemate is allergic to.

A lot of dogs like cat-type toys. Tie a stick or some fleece to some paracord and drag or flycast it around for her to chase/play tug with when she catches it. Toys that bounce unexpectedly were also a huge hit. or just wave the string around the cat and the corgi both like that.

If you live in farm country or know other people with pets, you can grab something with the scent of another animal on it and bring it home for her to smell. Charlie and Herschel spent the better part of three days investigating the wad of horse undercoat I brought home and put in the spare wobbler for them to smell.

[lovelyiida]

(NF) Hey lovely, I saw that you want requests. Could I request a iida x fem!reader fluff? I even have a prompt! You know how in MHA it’s winter break and everyone is bored at the dorms? Someone gets the idea to throw a whole fake wedding and invite all first years/the whole student body. The girls of 1A vote the bride and the guys vote the groom and reader is the bride and iida is the groom, which is good because they secretly like each other, y’know the drill. Iida and reader do the ceremony with vows and the rings and the kiss and all that. Also, there’s lots of cake and a huge party at the end with fireworks!!

That’s the cutest shi I’ve ever cooked up and I want someone talented to write it. If you could tag me to, that’d be awesome!

Love, psi kid 🎀

OHHHHHH MY GOD I FUCKING LIVE FOR THIS, this is seriously so cute. God, why can't I think of these ideas by myself??

꧁★��𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝟏-𝐀 𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆★꧂ — afab

Snow falls gently outside, the world a picturesque white. The students of class 1-A lounge around, boredom plastered on their faces. It's a snow day, just great.

Ochaco twirls a strand of hair and glances at her friends. Even the lively Kirishima looks lethargic on the couch. Denki was about to sink into the floor if he couldn't find a way to annoy his fellow comrades.

Then, an idea sparked.

Ochaco's eyes spark with a twinkle and her lips curled into an intriguing smirk. "We need to do something fun, how about a fake wedding?"

The class exchanges intrigued looks, murmuring amongst themselves. Mina's eyes spark in excitement at the idea. "Yeah! We can vote and groom for our class. It'll be totally adorable!" She squealed.

Everyone nods in agreement as chatter bursts across the common space for today's event.

The entire Class 1-A along with various first years assemble outside, enveloped by the festive atmosphere. Electricity fills the air as the class has been sectioned into two groups to help figure out who will be the bride and the groom.

And out of the corner of your eye, you noticed IIda standing awkwardly in the midst of all this, glancing quick looks at you with a light blush. You couldn't help but chuckle to yourself and your friends at the act.

Later into the evening, the room now transformed with makeshift decorations and fairy lights strung everywhere (you can thank Momo for that). The class sat excitedly as Ochaco and Tsuyu held envelopes, ready to announce the lovely couple in waiting.

Standing at the improvised altar (standing on top of a table), they spoke with a grin.

"The results are in! The bride-to-be is... Y/n!"

The class erupts in cheers as you sit in shock of the results, slowing picking yourself off your feet, you stand in front of the "altar," as your face flushes in excitement. Tsuyu then spoke:

"And the groom-to-be is...Iida!"

Iida goes stiff, and his face turns crimson. The boys laugh and nudge him forward. Standing from his feet, he nears himself towards you and bows politely. You send him a wink of encouragement before whispering, "don't be so nervous. I bet you'd make a great husband."

Iida smirks at your words before whispering back, "and I know you'd make a wonderful wife."

As so, a makeshift ceremony begins!

Iida and you stand at the altar with hands intertwined. Wedding dress and suit on (thanking Momo once more!), looking like a match made out of heaven. Everyone watches eagerly as the both of you stand awkwardly, awaiting each other's vows.

"Don't chicken out, four-eyes," Bakugo chuckled. Iida side-eyed the blonde before clearing his throat and pushing up his glasses. "Y/n, ever since the first day we met. I knew you were a woman who I could spend the rest of my days with. You're kind, smart, beautifully-spirited, and one of the best teammates I could see fighting with me to the death..."

The class is swooned by Iida's words, you couldn't help but stand there in shock at the blatant confession thrown in your face.

"Y/n, I vow to always support and protect you...in sickness and in health...even in this mock wedding."

The class erupts in cheers as they hear Iida's beautiful poetic vows.

You chuckle, softening the moment once more.

"Iida, you're someone who I trust and care for deeply, you are a pinnacle in everyone's life and without you, I would be nothing. Your presence keeps me motivated and ready to take on whatever is ahead of me...because that's what you are and I deeply admire you for that."

"You're smart, you're hardworking, and super handsome..."

Iida quickly reddened at your words, your voice sounding like music to his ears. Oh, how he wished this was real.

"And I vow to always support and protect you...in sickness and in health...even in this mock wedding, or out of it."

As you finish, the class erupts in laughter as Iida and Reader exchange playful glances. Holding out your paper-made rings, you change and slide them onto each other's fingers. Ochaco and Tsuyu, beaming with joy, declare them fake husband and fake wife.

"You may now, fake-kiss the bride!"

You'd begin to go in for a simple kiss on the cheek, but suddenly Iida grabs a soft hold of your waist and scoops you down. Planting a soft kiss on the corner of your mouth.

A respectful man, we love!

Claps were heard around the room, but the moment between the two of you felt as if no one was there and the room was fading into black. As if nothing mattered but the to of you.

Mina teasingly claps before yelling, "I now pronounce you fake husband and fake wife! You may now fake-party!" The room transforms into a lively celebration, with music playing and students dancing joyfully.

Iida and Reader sneak glances at each other, their fake smiles turning into genuine ones. Photos and videos were taken throughout the night of the heartwarming moment between the class.

And as the night grew young, and the slow subsides. The both of you stand outside and look at the breathtaking array of stars that light up the night sky. Your hand tangled into his, as your head fell softly against Iida's broad shoulder.

Iida couldn't help but play with his makeshift ring, smiling to himself about what the future holds, and how he wanted this future to be a potential reality. Your head suddenly moves from his shoulder, which earns a soft hum from Iida.

You look at him with a light blush as you speak, "this was amazing... thank you, Iida." You spoke softly with a warm smile. "No thank you, Y/n, this night wouldn't have been the same without you."

You hum in response before placing your head back on his shoulder.

You share a quiet, perfect moment as the stars illuminate your faces as a "newlywed couple." Only for the moment to be laughed upon in the future, when your real wedding comes to fruition.

When someone who gives me a tenya rec tells me to jump, I'm gonna JUMP!!!!

— 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ𝓁𝓎𝒾𝒾𝒹𝒶 ❤︎︎

[rorja]

Hiiiii! We've been absent for a while (rja the only one keeping this blog alive) because we are working on a very long fanfic.  It's a rewritten jjk plot to fill all the plot holes (but also adding new stories..) from Gojo and Geto's high school to their adult days.  There will be two readers, and ofc to avoid confusion they will have names so.. yeah. They're the so hated ocs that we fanfic writers are afraid to put out.  This story has been in our drafts since november of the last year and after so many "let's keep going", "let's rewrite everything" and "okay enough I need a break" we thought it's been time that we need to be brave.  So we wanted to share with you the two ocs and a teaser of the first chapter will come out in a few days.  ⸻YURIKO IORI

First year along with Nanami, Haibara and Marja. She's from the Iori clan and is Utahime's cousin. Her mother had been involved in a scandal about binding vows with curses that brought the elders to condamn her to the death penalty. Yaga, and old friend, pleaded them to spare her daughter and to give her custody to him, promising to take care of her and assuring she would not take the same path as her mother. Yaga took care of her, to the point he sees her as his own daughter. 

Personality: 

After so many years of being criticized because of her mother, she's a natural introvert that hides a lot her feelings. She's an open book only to Yaga and her friend Marja… and later also Gojo: her aloof attitude firstly irritated him, then appealed him and then it will be the fake walls he knew so well she liked to put up to avoid confrontation and dealing with her problems by herself.  When teased, she has the ability to think of very mean clapbacks in few seconds and that is the main object of Geto and Gojo's fun towards her. But in reality, she is very kind and loving to her friends, often taking the role of the one taking care of others however only Shoko sees her as a little cat that hisses but instead wants cuddles (and wants to be spoiled).  She's very smart, being one of the best first year student along with Nanami, her only weakness being math. Like Utahime, she loves music and plays the guitar alone in her dorm room and can be always heard humming songs. 

Relationships:

Marja's best friend. Her friendship with Nanami was born thanks to their time spent studying together. Haibara admires her ability to be so organized and smart, often preaching she's born a natural leader which frustrates her because she never received compliments like that. (He's find her also scary when she's angry). 

Her relationship with Gojo at first is only based on bickering, due to his arrogant personality that teases her to get a reaction and attention that he wants so badly but doesn't understand why. After the star plasma vessel arc, they get even more awkward. Even if both of them focus more on mission to avoid the school ground and process what they had been through, Gojo will manifest his dislike and worry of her career by calling her weak or diminishing her achievements causing many fights and long period of silence between the two. Everything will change after Geto's betrayal, Gojo's pain will finally show his true colors that will make friends that spend the nights together talking and reflecting about everything to the point of finally admitting their feelings for each other. 

Fun facts: 

She's an october libra as she was born October 16th. Though she's not fond of astronomy, she likes to indulge Marja. 

Yuriko would often be caught by Yaga trying to help both Marja and Haibara cheating midst their exams, throwing at them paper balls with the correct answers (which are useless because she has a terrible chicken writing)

Marja is responsible for her most used nickname: Riko-chan. Then later used by the whole group as an inside joke to make fun of her.

She is the only one that knows how to manipulate (fully on the term!) Marja. 

Yuriko is a bit of a perfectionist; something that is very well-known among the group, making her get along well Nanami. Indeed, he was the first one she befriended at school and the two of them would be often spotted on campus studying together. ⸻MARJA SATOU

First year along with Haibara, Nanami and Yuriko. She comes from the Satou clan and is the only heir, though she's not that well accepted in the family because her father is a foreigner, making her only half japanese. Regardless, she does not get along with her father, often scared of him to a fault because of the insane pressure due to her unusual cused tcursed technique and his tight connection with an italian cult. Her past is the reason behind the binding vow limiting her own technique.

Personality:

Marja is a very energetic girl, but her energy is mainly focused on having fun with her friends or pulling Yaga's last strings of patience. The group first hang together because of her: indeed, it all started when Marja and Shoko got paired up in the morgue and they started to work together. On her part, Marja is an ambivert girl that at first glance could pass up for an introvert, but it's when she gains confidence that her real personality takes an unexpected turn and it gets revealed her playful, laid-back and lazy true persona. Naturally this side comes out mostly with Yuriko. She shares some personality traits with Haibara, which is the main reason they get along so well to be called by the others 'twins'. Marja is quick to adapt to every situation she's in, without as much as to blink. It comes natural to her. But underneath her carefree personality, she hides a more mature side which is not often on display, not even with her best friend Yuriko and that is something that finds its root in her troubling past. Marja doesn't seem to take her job as jujutsu sorcerer seriously, but her words often tend to contradicts what she really feels or thinks. Her complexity lies in the fact that her morals are not defined nor she has firm beliefs, which is something that she carries from her childhood and could end up clouding her judgment.

Relationships:

Yuriko's best friend. She loves hanging out with Haibara, often preaching they are platonic soulmates or twin siblings in another life. Marja also gets really along with Shoko, as the two of them would spend most of their time closed inside the morgue either to tend to their researches or learning bits of medicine with the same professor. The only person Marja doesn't get along with is Gojo Satoru, for their personalities would often clash and crash. Nonetheless, their bickering could be considered as that of a siblings relationship, as none of the two gets taken seriously by the group.

Her relationship with Geto begins one-sided, for Marja develops a crush on the boy the months that followed the school's start. Their relationship begin very subtly but steadily, and somewhere along the road Suguru starts to feel the same way about the girl. Back in high school, Geto is seen to care for and spoil the girl a lot, even in something small as sharing their meal. Even so, Marja tends to be a bit clueless to Suguru's own way of showing his affection, believing that the boy treats her the same way as the other members of the group. After the blood vessel incident, both of them start to drift apart but after Geto's defection things only seem to worsen: on the very night Suguru massacred a whole village, he ended up hurting Marja as well which is something he would feel guilty about his whole life. On the days that followed his betrayl, it becomes painfully aware to everyone how much Suguru loved Marja, as he kept some polaroids of her between his poetry books. They of course don't see each other for a long time, and even though they share the same feelings, they will never have the chance to confess to each other. 

Fun facts: 

she absolutely despises Gojo Satoru and when she noticed that Yuriko had crush for the very same guy, she almost killed herself. For this very reason Marja is responsible for most of Satoru's nicknames: from snowflake to mess of limbs. She gets very creative when it comes to badmouth the guy.

She was born on June 27th, making of her a cancer. She likes to indulge in western astronomy and likes to make it everyone's problem (mostly Yuriko, who is always the victim no.1 of Marja's interests!)

She uses a family's heirloom that controls the wind to fight, for her cursed technique is quite useless in combat.

Marja is known to have a weird interest for the human's brain, whether it is in dissecting bodies together with Shoko in the lab or having a small figure of a brain on her desk.

Yuriko is responsible for her most used nickname: Ricchan. Then later used by the whole group as an inside joke to make fun of her.

If you have any kind of questions, please ask us because we want to talk (yap!!) about this project so badly and a post isn't enough!

[shadowwolflady]

Hawks Headcanons

Because I hyperfixate, and write, I have compiled a list of what Keigo/Hawks is like in my head. This is so I can reference it back and not keep changing things in the stories. I like consistency.

So, here we go, the list of head canons that I have for my beloved boy.

General

Yes, he has flown into a window. No he will not admit it.

Hawks can’t cook. He is used to microwave meals and quick meals like eggs, pancakes, bacon, ramen, spaghetti, and the like. Hence his love for chicken.

He has collapsed into bed without removing his gear more times than he would care to admit.

He is a bookworm. He loves to read. It’s one of his escapes.

His preferred genre is adventure, action, fantasy. Picture lotr, or noble knights doing good for their kingdom.

He likes to game. I would think Assassins creed, Witcher, LoZ, maybe even pokemon. He's not a hard-core gamer, but he dabbles in it.

He will zone out in a warm shower.

He loves sitting up high and looking at the stars and sky. His favorite place is the Kyushu tower.

He loves peace and quiet. It helps to calm his mind and allows him to think without outside stimuli.

His favorite pastime is allowing his mind to wander.

If he finds anything interesting or that he likes, he will research it to death.

He has RAD, depression, ADHD, hypervigilance, and hyper independence. Most of these are due to the upbringing of the commission. He also has abandonment issues. He hates leaving anything unfinished.

He DOES NOT trust people; this is due to the Commission. He always believes people are two faced. Even if people believe they are close to him, they really aren’t.

He has many layers to him. He is very complex. Most of the layers are barriers meant to keep people out and away.

He is insanely smart, despite acting oblivious.

He catches on quickly. Quick learner.

He has standards and morals, despite being morally grey.

Despite having rigorous training to control his features when emotions hit, some do slip. These micro-movements are specifically his wings and feathers. Puffing up, roosting, sharpening. These will give away his thoughts and feelings while his face is neutral. Only those close to him really notice it.

He has a mouth, and he uses it. It gets him into trouble. His wings and feathers usually get him out of it.

He will shut down and recharge after strenuous missions. This is the time when he likes to be alone and decompress, mostly sleep.

He has a soft spot for animals. He likes cats and dogs. He would love to have one day, but with his changing schedule, it would be hard to keep them. So, he sticks to the strays and the neighbors’ pets.

He would rather deal with kids than adults. Kids are much easier to deal with and honest vs adults who are shady and two-faced.

Despite being a ray of happy sunshine in public, Hawks is actually fairly quiet.

Hawks gets even quieter when tired. And it is noticeable. He doesn’t want to use the energy he has left. He also doesn’t want to say anything he would regret later. His filter is usually less during this time and he may say something that would sound mean when in reality it isn’t.

Despite being fast and quick, he is relatively patient. He doesn’t mind waiting, as long as it is for something he likes.

While praise is nice, from outsiders, it isn’t rewarding. But from someone he knows is genuine, then that is something.

Telling him thank you always makes him smile. Gratitude goes a long way with him.

He has Endeavor merch, but not as much as you think. A couple of t-shirts, a poster, and signed photo, plus a figure or two. But not a whole wall or closet filled.

Hawks is the kind of guy who is self-conscious about his wings. It has always been about his wings and what he can do, never him. He doesn’t like it when people see him and his wings or as his wings. He would rather have someone who can separate the two, and just see him as a human rather than his wings.

He sometimes uses his wings to his advantage and tries to make his personal bubble a little bigger.

His earrings are a sign of rebellion against the commission. Basically, saying you can’t control me or my body to them by doing it.

He would duck out of a massive party any chance he got. Whether it would be saying his partner was tired or phone call or whatever. He gets slightly overstimulated in large crowds, on the count of his wings picking up vibrations constantly, along with his wings also being big and not the best at keeping himself small and unnoticed.

Now for the fun random bits!

Hygiene

He smells like Marble. Beneath ozone and coffee.

He uses 3 in 1 body and shampoo when in a rush. But on days off he actually uses different soap and shampoo.

When in a hurry, he will usually shed his feathers so he can dry faster.

Hairbrush? What's that? He rarely styles his hair or brushes it. Usually one or two swipes with his hand and he's good.

Mint or spearmint toothpaste.

Quick rinse with mouthwash.

Food

He has a sweet tooth. He LOVES sweet coffee.

His go to is always chicken.

He is more of a savory kind of person.

He is a glutton when it comes to the food he loves.

Alcohol

He isn't an alcoholic. He drinks socially. He may have a beer or ale or cider every now and then, but he really doesn't drink. At parties he will have a wine or champagne. If it is a fancier party then a scotch, bourbon, or whiskey. Sometimes he will have a shot of sake.

Work and workplace

He is the kind of guy to give his employees merch as gifts. He will if he really doesn’t know what to get them.

He usually pawns new merch to try on his employees for feedback.

He does get to know his employees.

Sleep

He sleeps on his stomach or side. It is hard to sleep on his back with his wings, but he does sometimes. It is just uncomfortable. And gets wing cramps when he falls asleep with his wings bunched up.

He will sometimes shed most if not all of his feathers to sleep on his back.

His bedding is soft and fluffy. He has multiple pillows. He loves snuggling under his covers and duvet cover.

He is a pillow hugger. He loves his body pillows.

He sleeps in a loose t-shirt and boxers. Usually. He will sometimes go for sweatpants and a long sleeve shirt when it gets colder.

He is a furnace. He radiates heat.

I have more. Let me know if anyone would like the other lists.

This guy lives in my mind rent free... I do have a love/hate relationship with him.

[paintedmage]

Obsessed with this YuGiOh AU I thought up.

Since we don't know a lot about the Kaiba brother's past, especially before their orphanage days, I began to think of what kind of lives they must've had before everything changed. And an idea came to me.

What if Seto and Mokuba had been raised on a farm? Learning the meaning of hard work and dedication at an early age, being proud but honest kids. The thought of them growing up surrounded by farm animals was oddly adorable so I decided to go with it.

When their parents died, the farm was sold and Seto and Mokuba were sent to an orphanage. When adopted by Gozaburo, they were forced to forget all about that happy farm life. But part of Seto could never really forget those days where he had been truly happy. And of course he can never let anyone know who he used to be. Gozaburo drilled it into his head that being a "dirty farmer boy" was something low and to be ashamed of.

However, by chance, while still in school and on a field trip he's forced to go on (Mokuba made him because Mokuba wanted pictures and Kaiba just can't say no to his brother) to a farm, Yugi(along with Atem because if it's gonna be an AU, Atem has to stay) and the others happen to notice how at peace Kaiba seems to be out here. It's strange to them; a jerk CEO tech titan like Kaiba, content on a farm?

Then a herd of chickens, Kaiba's favorite, breaks loose from the farmhands, and without a second thought, mind immediately going back to his happier childhood, Kaiba strides forwards and starts calling the chickens the way his parents taught him, herding them into a group, giving neck scratches and headpats to the chickens while everyone just stares in silent shock, until Atem breaks the silence by saying that was incredible, asking Kaiba how he did that.

Kaiba, in a corner now, admits that when he was born on a farm. Joey snickers at the thought of Kaiba being a farm boy, however Atem says that's amazing. Kaiba had once been a farmer; people responsible for growing and raising food for others, the backbone of society. It was something he should feel proud of. And it's the first time someone's ever said that to Kaiba, and it really makes him reflect throughout the rest of the day.

So, Kaiba decides maybe embracing some of his past isn't so bad after all. He buys back his parents' farm and moves back into it, turning the Kaiba Mansion into a community center for Domino City. Kaiba fills his farm with chickens and goats just like it used to be, growing berries for jams and baked goods. For once in his life, Kaiba feels like he's home.

Running the farm also gives Kaiba some new ideas for KaibaCorp products, designed to help farmers; collars for livestock to track their health and detect disease early to minimize herd infection, smart spinklers that monitor weather patterns and soil moisture to ensure crops are watered the right amount between rainfall, and making more efficient harvester attachments for tractors. By combining both his past with his present, Kaiba feels a sense of contentment he hasn't in a long time.

[alittlebitofeverthang]

Welp, my first official fiction. Not just a little writing thing. (Think it’s called a blurb) This is the real deal. This is part one of the tcm lore. Now, I will admit I did take some liberties when writing this. I played the petals game myself and studied it. Some of the things I reworked to make it make a little more sense. Also, I re-read this a few times but it’s still possible that there are misspellings and or grammar error. I hope you enjoy anyway!

⚠️ warning⚠️ violence, animal death, stalking, some sexual thoughts (I didn’t know how to label this one but you’ll see as you read) gore, weapons, and language.

@m3part2

Chapter one

Devil comes out when

the sun goes down

Texas heat was something else. Especially during the summer time. The sun was high and bright shining down on Johnny as he worked on the chicken coop. He’d been putting off fixing the chicken coop wire for a couple days now, along with some other tasks. One, he didn’t feel like traveling down all the way to Drayton house. Two, part of him held it off because Nancy kept bugging him about it. Three, they didn’t have enough money to replace the actual chicken coop wire or to get a new fence. The gas station didn’t bring in that much. Not even good ol’ Drayton’s cooking didn’t bring in money. Today seemed different though, Sissy was headed there to take care of a few things. Her own things. Johnny didn’t really know nor care about what she had going on so he just went with her for a ride. Johnny was now meticulously twisting each individual wire back together in the gaping hole that was left after an animal snuck in. Probably a fox or coyote just getting hungry. About an hour and a half later of sitting in the sun working he twisted the final piece in place. With that he shifted from sitting on one bent knee hunched over to sitting on his butt leaning some of his weight on his arms. Johnny let out a long breath hearing his joints pop with the shift in position. It felt good to his aching joints and back. Wiping off the sweat from his brow he took note of his handy work. Sure the fence was a little janky looking with some holes that were a little bigger than they were supposed to be but not big enough for anything to get in or out. Letting his head hang back he thought about the list of things he was supposed to do.

He had to now replace a few of the hanging blood bags that were around the property. Some of the bags had gone dry. He had to admit his family was somewhat smart, certainly not smarter than him but he had to give them credit. The blood bags were used for three things. One, attracting predators, if anyone noticed the wild life feeding on the blood bags and guts in the bucket then they would be slaughtered and used for more blood bags. Preventing them from going after the livestock which really only consisted of chickens. Two, same as the first option but instead of using the animals for blood bags they would cook em and eat em. Food was l…sparse sometimes. Desperate measures. Three, consumption. Blood wasn't better than beer or any other kind of alcohol but for Johnny sometimes it brought a high. The coppery taste of blood was something that made him shiver. Most of the blood bags were full of human pieces. There was a clear difference to Johnny. Animal blood wasn't the same as human blood. Human blood was more salty and stimulating.

Going around the property Johnny took note of all the bags that needed to be changed. Most of them were ready to be reused. Changing the bags was and is a lengthy task. The sawyers reuse the bags so they have to be taken down, washed, and filled back up. Johnny wanted to start in the house. A chance to get out of the blazing heat. Johnny went down on a knee and went to untie the rope but to his dismay it had to be cut. Nubbins must have double or triple knotted the thing. Feeling his back belt loop there was nothing. Where was his knife? Johnny quickly patted around checking both back pockets, both front pockets, all belt loops and found nothing. He frowned, feeling annoyed. “Ah, Damit.” Johnny signed under his breath. Johnny's curved skinning knife was t on him. He cursed some more and got off the ground. “Where did I put that dang knife?” He questioned aloud to himself. Thinking for a moment it dawned on him. This morning before he got working he was just throwing his knife at the large wood wire spool out in the field just outside the property.

He grumbled complaints cursing himself for being so stupid. Johnny began to make the long trek down the dirt road to collect his misplaced tool. Within a few minutes he made it to the gate, opening it and closing it, locking it behind him and malign his way to the wood wire spool. The trees and flowers were blooming really nicely around this time of year. Johnny didn’t often take time to notice these things but it’s hard not to when you're alone and just in the quiet. Something made Johnny stop on his tracks. A voice. The voice of a woman with an accent. “Perfect, that one’s going in the album for sure.” Quickly Johnny hid in the tree line, his eyes scanning the surroundings when his eye settled on a woman. From what he could see she was definitely a pretty little thing. She had midnight brown colored hair that waved just past her shoulders, a nice yellow and white shirt that went well with her warm skin tone, she looked as if she was kissed by the sun herself, her jeans were just like any other pair with a bit of flare at the bottom of them, completed with a flat pair of boots. Johnny couldn’t really see her tactical feature but her could only imagine

The sound of the camera snap snagged Johnny attention from the vile things his nasty mind started to come up with. The woman had taken a picture of the wood wire spool and the flowers around it. Her attention was moved from the camera to the knife. His knife. He crept somewhat closer hiding away in some bushes still keeping himself out of sight. She examined it curiously before she gripped the handle and gave it a good pull. The knife moved a little but didn’t give. She pulled one more time but just let it go. “Oh well, guess it’s just stuck there. Would have been a nice souvenir.” Johnny couldn’t help but laugh at her less attempt to steal his knife. The woman was alerted and looked around after hearing him laugh, her face..:.Jonny felt a weird tightness in his chest. Her face was…warm. Soft. Round eyes, thick lashes, her hair perfectly forming her round face, her nose sculpted by an angle. Johnny looked away, what was that. That was weird. One word crossed his mind. Absolutely not, Johnny doesn’t fall in love. Not at all. Not even a little bit. All he felt was lust. Lust for blood and corruption. Love was the last thing Johnny was capable of. After the woman had confirmed that the coast was clear she started walking down the dirt road back through the trees. Johnny's mind was running miles a minute. Without hesitation Johnny moved from his spot and ripped the knife out of the now splintered wood. Adrenaline and excitement coarse through his body, filling him as he went. There was no way he could let this woman go, it would drive him mad not to have her. He needed her. He had to be the one to break her. An idea kept forming in his mind. Johnny could toy with her, guide her to exactly where he wants her to be. He knew this place like the back of his hand.Wasting no time Johnny ran through the grass, the trees, hurdling over the fence by the barn to the no trespassing sign gate. The woman wasn’t there yet. Quickly he unlocked the gate swinging it wide open. He proceeded to hide again in the tree line. All he could do was hope she was dumb enough to ignore the sign.

A few short seconds later the woman came into view waving what Jonny assumed was the picture in the air as she walked. She came to a pause at the gate. For her it wasn’t open before. “Oh, it’s opened.” She paused, opening her satchel and slipped the album book out, slipping the picture in writing a quick note with it. Johnny was just waiting. He was patient. Sometimes. The woman looked around contemplating, thinking, and choosing. “Ugh, I really shouldn’t.” She stood there deciding. A burning sensation of anticipation in Johnny's chest. Maybe he wasn’t as patient as he wished he was at this moment. Just watching her was giving him a high feeling. This girl made things worse than others he’s scouted out. This girl, his blood felt like it was burning. This was…different. This woman made him feel more dangerous somehow. To some degree more playful. The woman spoke, snapping Johnny's attention away. “I guess it wouldn’t hurt to take a little look around. I’ll just be quick.” She stepped past the property line. “Oh, you're mine now sweetheart.” Johnny said to himself. Johnny was about to make a move when she suddenly was excited. “Oh! A rabbit!” After a picture she took, a rabbit came out of hiding. She tried to chase it down without scaring it to get a picture. It was cute, maybe even a little endearing. Laughable. “Come back. I won’t hurt you, I just wanted a picture.” The woman said after the woman evaded every advance and went through a small crawl space knocking the metal piece covering it down leaving the open spot to crawl through. “Aw, come back.” The woman whined, feeling dejected. To Johnny's surprise the woman got down and pushed her satchel through the open crawl space before getting on her hands and knees crawling through it herself giving Johnny a nice view. This girl just kept getting better and better.

After she disappeared into the sunflower field Johnny hopped up jumping the fence not really caring if she heard him or not. Part of him wanted her to hear. Give her that sinking feeling in her stomach that she’s being followed. Johnny made his way around the girl as he went through the sunflowers. He went right past her his heavy steps making her look around. Making his way to a spot he crouched down to watch her. Maybe now would be a good time to strike, he thought. She can’t go anywhere, he knows the land better than she, plus she doesn’t even know that he even here hiding in the- *snap*. A bright light flashed in Johnny's eyes blinding him for a moment. After blinking away the flash his vision cleared to see her sitting on her knees shaking out the photo she just took. She was so close. He could practically reach out and touch her. He could snatch her up so fast and no one would know. She had no idea how close he was. “She smiled “definitely one for the books.” She smiled putting the photo into her scrapbook photo album and put it I. Her satchel. She began to walk the path through the sunflowers again. The sun had set low by now. Johnny followed her around. She jumped and looked around at the occasional crows being stirred or Johnny's footsteps but he has been in the practice of hunting for a long time. He wasn’t getting caught until he wanted to be. This felt like an intimate experience, she didn’t even know if but they were bonding already. In a weird way Johnny was enjoying keeping himself on edge. Being so close to attack but choosing not to to prolong the little game made him feel alive, made even desperate but in an oddly good way. The woman suddenly gasped as the rabbit went by going through the path into another stalk of sunflowers. She chases after it, staying on the path in the maze of sunflowers.

Inevitably the rabbit showed up again. “I’m gonna get you bunny.” She said with excitement in her voice. Johnny got an idea, an awful idea to toy with her. A way to possibly invoke a reaction out of her. If he was lucky maybe she’d cry. She tried to follow the rabbit but got lost in the different paths that lead throughout the maze. While she was distracted , Johnny moved through the itchy stalks of sunflowers. There it was, the gray fuzzy little fluff ball sitting there. With practiced ease he snatched it up by the ears as it squeaked and struggled. “You’ll be a nice lil’ gift won’t ya.” Johnny cooed to the Jack rabbit. “I’m sure she’ll just love you.” Stifling a cackle he mutilated the poor creature opening it up and tearing out the insides and tossed it on the dirt path that she'd pass through to get out of the maze. Sure enough she came, her eyes settled on it with a gasp and look of disappointment. “Oh, you poor thing, what animal did this to you?” She obviously wasn’t too sure what to do so she took a sunflower and placed it by it. “Well, at least you're in a better place now you poor creature.” Johnny's heart leapt in his chest. She was so. Sweet. So sweet he could practically taste it. He almost felt bad for what he was planning for her. Almost.

She finally made it out of the sunflower field and into the open land. She wasn’t too far from the house now. She didn’t even know that she was playing right into his hands. She explored the field looking around before taking a picture of some pink primroses that had grown onto a rake that had been left for a while. Standing up she looked out across the land, the setting sun reflecting in her hazel eyes and making her hair shine. She basked in the setting sun enjoying the moment of beauty before her unknowingly last sun set she’d see for a long time. Another Jack Rabbit ran by her. “Oh! Another one!” She followed it as the sun began to sink lower, almost completely gone now. She pulled out a flashlight and followed it. “Ugh, I wish he would stay still.” She complained as the rabbit began to move. The rabbit stopped a few feet from the house gate. “Oh, stay still.” The woman crouched down steadily to not scare it off. The rabbit stood there as if it was allowing her to take a picture. Now is the time. Johnny snook up on her as she snapped a picture snatching the camera from her grip waving it in his hand. “Hey there!” He exclaimed with wide eyes with a crazed look in them. His heart hammering in his chest for the main event. “What the fuck!” She exclaimed horrified by the unexpected visit. Her panicked voice was music to his ears. “Get away from me!” She cried as she ran through the gate straight to the gate. Johnny followed behind enjoying it. She was surprisingly faster than he thought she’d be. Her breath was heavy from panic as she cursed and she looked behind her right at him chasing her down. A small group of jackrabbits started to speed away as if they sensed the danger as well. “Oh shit!” She speeds up seeing the house crying out. “Hello! Is anyone home?! Can someone help me?! Help! Help!” Johnny slowed down a little to watch it all unfold. The woman banged on the door. “Please! Is anyone home!” She pleaded desperately. A beat passed when sissy opened the door. “Oh, hi there.” Sis gave a sweet smile as she waited for the panicked crying woman to say something. “Help me! Someone is after me!” She wailed looking behind her to try and see if I had caught back up. “You poor thing, I can help you, you know.” Sissy explained. As she looked behind her bubba showed up starting up his chainsaw making Johnny panic. He didn’t want her dead. As the woman looked back bubba was there revving his chainsaw. She screamed and went to run without realizing Johnny was right there. She tripped trying to rush down the stairs landing right in front of him. Looking up Johnny swung his blade at her, cutting her right across the bridge of the nose and cheek. “We gotcha” he said as She yelped in pain and Johnny snagged her by her hair pulling her up the steps painfully so laughing.

Johnny scolded sissy. “Sissy, what the hell?!” She argued back. “I’ve got this under control. We can have her leaving!” Bubba followed, revving his chainsaw, lifting it ready to swing as the woman cried and screamed, writhing and struggling to escape. Johnny quickly yanked the girl up to her feet wrapping his arms around her neck keeping her in a tight hold. “Get outta here big boy. I ain’t needing you.” Johnny scolded him. He felt somewhat bad because he didn’t know but it was the heat of the moment. “What are you thinkin’ Johnny?!” Sissy's questions heightened. “Sissy, if it ain't askin’ too much, shut the hell up. I ain’t going to be questioned by you. Just-“ Johnny howled in pain as the woman managed to reach her mouth down and bite his arm. Sissy laughed at the sight. Johnny already felt overwhelmed but this pushed him over. Tackling the woman to the ground and so led her right in the face. She cried out as pain radiated through her face and tried to fight back. That didn’t stop him though, with three more blows and two extra ones just in case, she was out cold. Her stood up, his breath raged, he pushed the hair that had fallen to his face back. Looking at his arm the woman had bit him hard enough to break the skin. “That hurt like a bitch.” He looked at Sissy with bubba behind her. Sissy had a look on her face. A look he’d seen before. Sure she was tough and would bad mouth him but sometimes he really did think he scared his family. Sighing he eyed them down. “Keep this quiet. Don’t run your mouth to Drayton, don’t run your mouth to nubbins, and you’d better not tell Nancy. If you do, it will be the last thing you do.” He knew bubba couldn’t really tell anyone so he was talking to sissy more than him. She looked away from his cold gaze. “Fine, but when this backfires on you I ain’t helpin’ you.” Johnny smirked “as if I need your help.”

Johnny felt excitement more than anything, he got his new toy and boy did he plan on doing some nasty things to this beautiful, naive, woman. Heaving up her unconscious body he carried her to his truck and snuck her into his shack for a little before taking her down to his cold room.

[sol-consort]

Well, Solas and Gaia kissed (I locked in the solas romance), and it was good, and now he calls me "my heart" occasionally and I like that but I'm still waiting for him to crack my back like a glow stick and shove his magic staff up my coochie wizard style. But also, I feel guilty because I'm planning an "exit strategy" by flirting with Cullen in case things go bad so I can rebound with Cullen in case anything happens. I mean, everything's going good rn (almost too good 🤔) but, I've seen so many people saying that the Solas broke them and even you warned me about him so I'm scared, like I'm extra sensitive I cry watching max and ruby, I cried when Ashley and Shepard reunited in me2, I cried playing Andromeda becauseit was set 6000 years after the og mass effect trilogy. My point is I get heartbroken really easily, so I'm worried, I'm shaking in my boots, I'm clutching my metaphorical rosary, waiting for something to go wrong. If I was smart, I would probably leave at the first sign of trouble, but knowing myself, I will probably stick it out for the angst and then complain about it later.

AN EXIST STRATEGY i can't

honestly, I'd be lying if I said i don't do the same thing. Always keeping a side hoe in case things go south with the main babe. That was Jacob for me in ME2, I went as far as his romance allowed, broke up with him, then dated Garrus as far as his romance allows, broke up with him, then finally locked in with Thane. Man, that is one awkward ship crew I tell you.

I'm trying to like Cullen but it's...eh. Like a human noble is his ideal partner and guarantees the best ending but I'm not getting the appeal about him. He's like Any other frat fuck boy, except his frat is the templars with a strick moral code. You can go to any bar during football season and spot 7 of him there.

Maybe I just don't know him enough well? Josephine's comment stuck with me, the law of instrument one "If the only tool you have is a hammer, it is tempting to treat everything as if it were a nail."

Also, because it's EA and Bioware, I'm lowkey worried his romance will have reinforced gender stereotypes, and I'll be treated as The Wife™

Kaidan romance didn't have that problem, but he was soft and into stronger women, Idk if it's applicable here. I swear Cullen's insta following page would be filled with those "alpha" type pages who post about "cultured men" and "embrace your inner sigma" I also installed a mod to give his face a slight tan bc he looked like uncooked raw chicken breasts. And shiny new armour.

For now, I'm flirting with Casaandra and having the time of my life. The flirting is basically me gawking at her swinging swords so powerfully and her getting flustered and saying nonono it's nothing special. She's an idealist with a kind heart I'm on my knees. Also new armour mod.

Josephine might be the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and her cleverness. Oh my god. I want her biblically. I installed so many pretty dress mods for her! I cycle through them and feel my soul heal whenever I visit her. She's the one I like most so far, I might lock in with her after taking a spin or two around.

[emlovesredbull]

the main 4 as teenagers

or how i imagine them at least....

stan marsh

-tried to stay away from weed to avoid being like randy (it doesn't work)

-he's not addicted, he just has easy access to weed and likes the feeling it gives him

-massive alcoholic

-he doesn't enjoy going to parties, but there's free alcohol there so he usually takes a stash to the bathroom or a more private area to be alone

-smokes with kenny behind the school when he gets bored with class

-dyed his hair blonde after his dad called stan his mini-me

-has really shaggy bangs, but his hair is weirdly soft (he accidentally used shelley's shampoo one time and now he can't stop)

-mostly c's with a few b's

-always listening to music during class and then proceeds to complain about never knowing what's going on

-the quarterback of the football team and actually very good at it???

-pretty tall, about 6'1

-has a notebook filled with song ideas, but never records/performs the songs he writes

-drives a slightly beat up ford bronco

-wears a lot of baggy clothes, especially sweatshirts

-has a VERY bad depression room (lowkey me too)

-coaches kid's football over the summer for extra cash

kyle

-very smart, 4.0 gpa (he won't rub it in your face though)

-amazing at basketball but underestimates himself and gets very bad anxiety every single tryout season

-slight germophobe

-pretty clean person, likes a tidy room, but whenever he gets busy it gets a little messy sometimes

-tallest of the friendgroup, 6'4, but nobody knows where it came from because both of his parents are super short

-very bad at all of the videogames and always comes last when the boys play

-doesn't smoke, but he drinks occasionally

-not a party boy, he'd much rather stay in, but sometimes kenny and stan drag him to functions

-he stands by the snack table and somehow always ends up helping a really drunk person

-gained better anger management strategies, but it's still fairly easy to make him tick

-drives a white subaru legacy

-sheila makes sure he always looks presentable, so he wears a lot of sweaters and jeans

-he still wears a hat to cover up his curls

-took up guitar a couple years after his guitar hero phase, but it usually sits in the corner untouched

-cancels plans a lot because sheila makes him pick up ike

kenny

-shows up to everything high (asked randy how to grow weed and started a little garden in his backyard)

-mostly c's with a few d's s

-usually leaves in the middle of the school day to go work one of his jobs

-pulls up to random snapchat functions with stan (and kyle)

-is the drummer in a band

-has very shaggy and somewhat long hair

-has a reputation as a playboy

-karen is always painting his nails different colors

-drives a beat-up truck he found in the junkyard (kevin helped him hotwire it)

-secretly really enjoys romcoms

-also enjoys the playboy magazines he sells to the middle school boys

-has been kicked out of target 34 times

-his clothes are kind of old and torn, so he adopted a grunge style so it looked natural

-treats girls surprisingly good because of his experience with his little sister

-speaking of karen, he saves a little bit of every paycheck to buy her something special

-spends the night in his car (with karen ofc) sometimes after his parents fight

-is 5'11

cartman

-worked at kfc but got fired for eating the skin off of people's chicken and then serving it to them

-throws parties sometimes and people only go to them to trash his house

-surprisingly gets straight a's

-varsity bench rider for football, but by the way he brags about it you'd think he's starting (he's a linebacker btw)

-genuinely believes he has abs (he does not, and the girls would like him to put his shirt back on)

-is famous on twitch, youtube and twitter for his gameplay and commentary (he's like a teenage boy trisha paytas)

-has the ice cream tiktok boy hairstyle and thinks it makes him look cool

-is like 5'8

-has a very basic style, and pretty much only wears nike

-runs an anonymous advice tiktok account and gaslights people into believing his bad advice

-drives a red convertible he BEGGED liane for

-doesn't really smoke, but he likes vaping and alcohol

-listens to edm music and everyone else despises it

-pretended to be a serial killer one time because he thought it was funny

-the teachers hate him because he's super loud and disruptive in their classes, but he's super smart effortlessly

-doesn't use deodorant

-or shower multiple times in a week

-his hair is very greasy

-definitely has a discord kitten because none of the girls at school like him

[whitegoldtower]

My hot take? I fucking hate Isran.

It takes every fibre of my being to not side with the Volkihar vampires simply because he’s so fucking insufferable, and I have two OCs that - despite their massive differences - would agree on this.

First up is Edward Van Blagden. His entire family was murdered by vampires, and he only survived because he hid well enough. In the middle of nowhere, having never left the monastery, he had to resort to eating the monks who raised him before he could find his way to Riften. He heard of the dawnguard while he was there, and signed up immediately. Initially , he admired Isran’s stoic exterior and dedication… until he realised that Isran is ruled by his anger and is just content to sit in his little fort and stew in it. Isran doesn’t do shit, so Eddie takes matters into his own hands. He goes to Castle Volkihar, acts like a naive young man who has a secret lust for power, accepts Harkon’s gift and makes a beeline for Vingalmo because he knows he can appeal to him. Why? Because the only way he’s going to get shit done is if he tears apart Harkon’s court from the inside. He gets cosy with Vingalmo because it generates tension and chaos (and also because Vingalmo’s sexy, and Eddie knows he can get through to Vingalmo by method of wriggling into his coffin - “we’re both men, we understand our desires”). He helps Ronthil out and gains the boot-licking boy’s trust. He makes friends with Garan Marethi and keeps him close because out of everyone in Harkon’s court, he is the most weary of Garan (because Garan knows how politics works). He keeps Serana in his pocket. He sucks up to Harkon and plays the part of his perfect “pet vampire” so that he’s none the wiser. He becomes respected in the court, and without him really even exerting any sort of power, he becomes - as Vingalmo so eloquently puts it “the Darling of the Court”.

Only when he has the court in the palm of his hand does he finally unleash hell on Harkon. Eddie thinks that Isran’s a coward, too chicken to do this shit himself.

On the other hand, we have Melauriel aep Maedhgildur. He’s not as smart as Eddie, not as ambitious, but what he does have is buckets more empathy than him. And the empathy is how he comes to hate Isran. Melauriel and his childhood friend Erik both get turned into vampires after Erik gets attacked, and - against his kind nature - turns on and attacks Melauriel, traumatising him and infecting him. Mel was timid anyway, but his toxic levels of empathy for Erik stops him from putting himself first, and he joins the Dawnguard specifically to seek a cure for him, while his own disease is still spreading.

He runs around after Isran, doing all the dirty work while Isran twiddles his thumbs, growing more and more annoyed because he feels like he’s being used. Being a devotee and champion of Meridia, he’s becoming more and more subconsciously nervous of his condition, worried that his deity will abandon him, and when it finally turns him, it only half ravages him, turning him into a Dhampir because Meridia attempted to save him.

And only then does Isran just casually mention Falion in Morthal.

Melauriel is furious, but says nothing. The damage has been done. He takes Erik to Falion, and - since he has only one filled black soul gem - there isn’t enough for him to be cured too. With Erik cured, Melauriel storms back to Fort Dawnguard, finally ready to give Isran a mouthful… and then he sees Serana. Serana is being berated by Isran, he’s being a complete dick to her, and when he dehumanises her by consistently referring to her as an ‘it’, Melauriel snaps, and lets Isran know exactly what he thinks of him.

Melauriel takes Serana and Erik and leaves Fort Dawnguard to set up their HQ in another old Dawnguard tower. He only returns to the fort periodically now, to coldly converse with Isran simply to get his strategies, and that is it.

[princess-ofthe-furries]

Today I'm going to bring you all the information about the children of Badguy Sanses ^^

Murder sans jr

He is 12 years old and he is asexual, he is the only child of murder and mirror Sophia

He has high speed powers and Very high intelligence and skill with knives

He is kind and very polite but......

In fact, despite this innocent face he is actually a monster, a true monster

He despises and is disgusted by the happiness of others and Pacifist universes and have no remorse for their actions, petty and arrogant, their favorite stabs are 70/80

And he is smart he hides the dust from his clothes cleaning the fingerprints of his crime, his LV is 20, he has the same powers as his father and his mother

He is a psychopath and completely fake in his emotions

Nothing happened to him for him to be like this sometimes certain monsters are like this

He is the leader of the group and quite strict

Fun fact: his favorite food is chocolate

He hates happy music, he loves music of darkness and death and rock and roll

He doesn't mind breaking something public

He likes tango dancing

He has problems with shaking his hands when he is insane

He loves knives sharp like a butcher's knife

He and Chara hate each other but they have to be forced to put up with it

He likes horror stories and gore

He has scars on his chest that he made himself

He wears his father's clothes because he wants to make his father proud

He's disgusted by snail pie

His soul is emptiness, because he does not feel nor fear

"you fill yourself with emptiness"

Chara Grayvale or Just chara

She is the daughter of a killer and her mother Natalia(died during childbirth)

She is 20 years old and quite bossy and very mean and sassy

She likes knives like murder, but she hates it and has to bear it

She looks just like her mother, her killer father named her after his former partner Chara

She has a bossy, irritable personality, very hot-headed, and has an acidic sense of humor.

She doesn't like tea or other tea, she likes bitter coffee

She likes ballet, dances when she wants to calm down

She hates murder sans jr, but supports him

His favorite food is chicken pizza

Your lips are natural red,Your makeup is inspired by your favorite character Karai (from the 2012 version

She is straight

She is the soul of bravery

She is brave and always wants to fight with honor in honor of her killer father.

She and Horus are very good friends

"You are filled with bravery"

Horus nuxever

He is the biological son of horror and Sophia because horror Elisu and Aliza are adopted

He is 4 years old, has a bit of a strange appearance, but is generous and very kind and cheerful.

He likes to dance and sing

Her favorite food is Mrs. Toriel's caramel and cinnamon pie.

He has a quiet personality, a bit weird, kind, sweet, cheerful, always helping others

He will always mention sir or madam as being polite, but he can be savage and brutal when messing with his family and has a sense of justice and also a bit of a murderer

He has powers of telepathy and using his father's horror ax and illusion gas

He and Chara get along well and are friends

Fun fact: they have two futures depending on your choice, one that will be an adult and a murderer and a cannibal (most likely), another who will be a kind and humble adult

"please don't say he's a psychopath just with his strange appearance, the monster is murder sans jr"

Your soul is of justice

"you fill yourself with justice "

Lunino

He is Nightmare's adopted son, but Nightmare loves Lunino very much and calls him"sweet and radiant Lunino"

He is 3 years old, still a baby in training, but he has hidden powers

His powers are healing his allies and increasing his and his allies' powers and sonic speed and his mutant snake form

He has poison spit and acid venom, his tail has a katana-sharp tip, increased speed and healing (shedding skin) and snake hissing and poisonous bites and his snake head hands (They have poisonous bites like Lunino and he can stretch them at will)

But he is too young to maintain his snake form, as he can lose his mind and it hurts his body to the point where he coughs up blood.

He can get sick if he uses this form too much too soon.

He is very affectionate, loving towards his father and killer, murder, horror, kind, attentive, innocent, very determined to make his father proud and very protective of his family

His sad story: he was abandoned by his biological parents and thrown in the trash as a newborn, then he was found by scientists,They gave Lunino a snake injection and then threw him in the trash again, in the alleys, Nightmare found him and adopted him as his son and named Lunino

He doesn't like Cross and Dream due to Nightmare's lie"they are the enemy, Dream stole his apple"

He is determined to defeat Dream and gives the apple to his father.

He likes red apples and being his favorite food

He loves songs

He has trouble speaking certain words because he is a baby.

He is a member of Murder Sans Jr's group but in the future, he will be the leader and Murder Jr will respect him faithfully

When he is an adult, he will know how to control his snake form and will be quite evil and debauched and cheeky.

He has his weapon, a katana that Nightmare gave him as a gift

His soul is that of a normal monster with a purple barrier of perseverance

"you are filled with perseverance"

(ufa, I finally finished ^^)

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Killertale @rahafwabas

Dreamtale @jokublog

Lunino au,chara,murder sans jr,horus by me

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Day 4 pet/zoo

When one thinks of a garden that has animals, a normal person would think of it maybe having butterflies, or perhaps birds, maybe a fish pond here or there. These would be the normal kinds of animals you would find in a normal park, But the Great Cat’s Village was FAR from a normal place and the crocodile garden was far from a normal garden, in fact this place was just as strange as everyone and everything in this strange world. Where one would expect to find small ponds with some fish, maybe some frogs and a duck or two. Instead were large ponds filled with massive crocodiles, hundreds of them littered the banks of the ponds through the garden. The wooden walkway above the ponds zigzagged and snaked all throughout the garden. The garden served as both a standard garden as well as a massive crocodile zoo. And today john had decided to take neco arc around and show her how the daily feedings and care for the gators goes. “I don't know how or where the Ahnenerbe gets shipments of meat but George has helped hook me up with various meats to give the crocs a proper diet ranging from chicken and beef to fish and birds.I want to make sure they always have good diets.” John said as his pint sized partner followed him along the trails.

“Look at my pretty boy being attractive AND smart, of course i'd pick the best partner it's only natural.” Neco arc said, placing her sunglasses on and swirling her glass of wine before taking a sip of it as she trotted along behind her boyfriend before tossing the glass aside, the  distinct sound of glass shattering as  they continued on. “This pond has the largest croc we have here at the garden, safe to assume due to his size he is also the oldest as well. I've named him Sarge.” John said motioning towards a massive crocodile that was napping close to the walkway that happened to be missing one of its legs. Neco arc looked at the mighty reptile. “Well well sarge, from one powerhouse to another its a pleasure to meet you!” Neco arc said, holding out her hand towards the reptile past the walkway that was still napping on the beach. When the gator didn't wake up neco arc let out a huff of annoyance. “You know it's rude to ignore a powerful cat like myself!” She said angrily as she started to make her way towards the crocodile before John quickly scooped her up and started carrying her away. “Darling please don't try and fight the crocodiles in the garden, I need to take care of them and I don't know how resistant to beams they are.” John asked, patting neco arc on the head as he put her down, she crossed her arms and huffed. “Fine, but only because you're my pretty boy…still you should teach that lizard some manners!” John sighed and rubbed the back of his head. “How bout this, lets head to Ahnenerbe and ill pay for us to get some food, how's that sound?” John said smiling down and holding his hand out, neco arc smiled and took it. “Burenyuu! It's a date.”

link to the prompt here

thanks to @huntinglove for making this

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A Drawing of Dinosaurs Chicken Nugget

Somewhere in the past, sheltered from the cold autumn wind by the walls of their hideout, two women huddles close, sharing one blanket to further help with the weather.

One have their artificial arm being held by the other, smiling pretty contently with her own situation.

The other that held the arm, held it kindly as she drew on the artificial arm with a marker that will be visible and sticks for a long time.

"You're going to draw a dinosaur chicken nugget on yours?" she asks when she notices one of the drawing is finished

"No...."

"Oho? Why are you drawing one on mine, then, Lyra?" she continues to prod, seeking justification, though her tone are playful and kind. "Hm? My dear and darling friend?"

After all, she already knew the answer. Sitting with them on the small bed are a bucket of dinosaurs chicken nuggets still warm, on their bedside table are beers with the same purpose.

Which is why Lyralei doesn't answer, because there's no need to. And when Quinn puts one more into her own mouth and another into Lyra's, she also doesn't refuse her, because Lyra doesn't want to.

In that silence, they munch, have grown too comfortable with each other for either to feel the need to fill the silence.

And so, this goes on for some quiet and peaceful moment until Lyra finished another drawing, wildflowers.

When their eyes connect. ""It's because I/you smell like wildflowers."" They both explain at the same time, causing Quinn to cackle and Lyra's to laugh.

After taking the moment to fully express herself. "Very smart, my dear." She offers a friendly pat to Lyra's shoulder. "Obvious, but smart." Praising her.

A praise she agrees still as she observers herself one last time in the mirror in the present, preparing herself for Song of Spheres.

Lyralei is a very smart woman that she truly wishes all the best in the world. And so, she shall show them her favourite mask, her little beautiful drawings on her artificial arm and they shall be dazzled.

Not only because Quinn is the greatest that ever was, but also because Lyra will be there with her. Of this, she's sure.

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