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no earth spoilers please, i’m only up to the cambrian explosion

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apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh

It is nap time for car park gulls

everybody please be quiet, please

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Gen Z humor

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Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

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*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon

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oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

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honestly…. us girls? us women ?? we always out here . knowin

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...... yeah can i get your girl's number?

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Giovanna Garzoni

A Bitch

1648

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stop saying bro and sis. use the gender neutral term cunt

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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

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this is 100% why i never fucked with that “normcore” nonsense and why i’m still extremely self-conscious about what i wear and how my clothes fit, even after my weight loss. wearing “normal” clothes only becomes “fashion” when it’s on skinny attractive people and once it’s on a fat person it’s suddenly the trappings of the tacky and the unwashed poors. fuck out of here. you can make anything look good.

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The sexiest thing about me?

Everything hurts my feelings