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Hi there ! Neve wrote before but I just laughed out loud when I discovered you were french. It went a bit like this in my brain (kudos to those who recognise the film) : "Comment ça merde alors ? But alors, you are French ?" "You are not English ?" J'ai toujours cru à une nationalité anglaise ou américaine, j'sais pas pourquoi. Donc merci à toi et à mon cerveau pour le moment WTF et le fou rire intérieur toute seule. Sinon, merci pour ce tumblr qui reste un des mes favoris, et, bah... Pleins de bonnes choses à toi !
Sur ce, je retourne me planquer dans ma grotte ! xD
Ahaha love this! XD
Yep, I am French all the way :) I'm curious what made you think I was American ;)
Merci pour ces mots gentils, en tout cas :) Et pour ce message qui m'a bien fait rire aussi !
(et toutes mes excuses pour la réponse en retard, ça a été une dure semaine...)
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me sending yet another email to a French public service to ask them why they use so many gratuitous English words in a service that's supposed to be non-discriminatory and accessible to everyone in the country
#this time it's about the paris library network which offers new book suggestions every month#and so many of the category titles are in english..... why? all the books are in french#'cosy mystery' 'space opera' 'road trips' 'climate fiction' < all of these were in english#i don't care how widespread some of these phrases are; you are public libraries and the public speaks french#do you really want to discourage people who don't read in english from clicking the links to check out the books?#why are you doing this. i am throwing virtual tomatoes at you#a lot of older people are confused or intimidated by this deluge of english loanwords. fuck them i guess?#and yes i picked napoléon in waterloo because i know this is a losing battle#même à la fnac on voit des intitulés de rayon en anglais alors que le rayon ne contient que des livres français...
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Gonna share badly translated panels from the official french translation because I can
I can’t verbally explain how much Akane ROASTED Aoi in chap 69 . He really took the ‘I am gonna end this woman’s whole career” to a next level
:))))
--> to explain the ‘you’re pretending you don’t know’
#for her defense#Aoi actually said that 'he suck!' rather tan him being stupid#she was also fcking done on her part#Teru really went 'oospie?' when he saw them#I can't invent this sht he said 'mince alors' I wanna burn the translators#ty Mari for being okay with my half assd translation from french to english of the whole chapter too#Akane finished his rant and litteraly looked at her and go 'well?'#they need to insult each other every two pages in this translation idk why#Teru really went 'not cool bro' when Akane said 'what are you doing here?'#idk why the vibes of the french translations are so chaotic#but I am here for that#Aoi also said 'I asked you more than once :)))' when talking about his watch l o l she was done#oh and in terms of emotionnal damage they also put wavy texts#when the characters are either dying or have really strong emotions and idk what to do with myself with this#toilet bound hanako kun#aoi akane#akane aoi#nothing too special on the others chapters tbh I just really wanted to translate this one because I love their talk ahah#Akane just refers to the seven mysteries as deities rather than gods too#which is closer to the idea of Kamis to me#good volume as always#next one is in one month :))) chap 71/72/73/74 are all good I am not ready#tbhk#random french translation#disclaimer: it's hard to translate the context which is why I didn't do more page too ahah#I can just say that they are using slangs and are hasrher l o l#the vibes is just 'Oh yes you're testing me uh?'#jshk#jibaku shonen hanako kun fanart#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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🏄♂️🌊👨❤️💋👨😝🤙 les fous du surf !!!
#my art#brice de nice#brice de nice 2005#brice agostini#marius lacaille#marius de fréjus#brice x marius#quand la romance gagne#brius#🗣️🗣️🗣️spread the word!!🗣️🗣️🗣️#moi quand j'ai la maladie brice de nice (il n'y a que brice de nice et son compère marius de fréjus qui tournent à la place de mon cerveau)#french side of tumblr#romantic comedy#brice de nice fandom... waiting for you... im here#et si je suis fou alors quoi
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fdhgjkhg watching this show on netflix and this character is trying to retrace the steps of some other character to try and get the answers they have or smth idk im not really paying enough attention to follow the plot but this other character comes into the room and is like "youre never gonna get this. youre actually a decent human being. you cant think like he does" "what, like a rogue scientist?" "lets not tiptoe around it; hes a fucking madman" "fine then i'll think like a madman!"
and i, blorbobrained, go: yasmin,,,,,,,,,
#revolution hours#i had to check actually what they said in english bc im watching in french but#its a bit harsher in french she says 'un malade mental' fghkjhjk#'alors je réfléchirai comme un malade mental!' girlie...............#fghkjhjghg#but real real yaz vibes in that fucking sentence fhgjkhkjg#ryan voice: you cant retrace the doctor's steps yaz like god rest her soul but she was sort of fucked up#yaz voice: dont underestimate how fucked up i can think!!!!!#yaz voice: could a not fucked up person do THIS?! *lives in a tardis obsessing for 10 months not talking to anyone*
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oh no this reality dating show is really sweet actually. this was not supposed to happen. crap. crap. i didn't sign up for this!
#dammit! they're all flawed people in whom i am rapidly becoming invested! how dare they make me care about their contrived#relationship problems!!!#i was supposed to feel soooo above it all but now i want to see them grow up happy and healthy :(((((((#FUCK! SHIT! MERDE ALORS!#on the one hand the premise of the show is genius and perfectly tailored to avoid the main things i don't like about reality dating shows#on the other hand i just find it so ridiculous that anyone would go on this show that i can't take these people seriously#or i THOUGHT i couldn't! but now i don't know!!!#and they're all so young so that's helping me cut them some slack#one couple is 24 and has been together 5 years and i'm like oh babes. of course you're doing this. good for you. live a little#television#my posts#also just heard a guy use 'dont'. hand to god#the donts are out there. i'm not making this up!!#granted he didn't really say much of a word there...it was like d[rest of word is swallowed]#but it had to be dont just based on the syntax and the fact that it definitely wasn't duquel#anyway the show is called the ultimatum france#probably that is not the french title lol#i think it's probably l'ultimatum: on se marie ou c'est fini#anyway this was NOT how i planned to spend my evening. peeved at my sister and these complex humans and the world in general rn#how dare you how dare they &c &c
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hmm. theoretically if i made a qsmp confessions blog how do i like. get people to know about it. or like how do i start?? ignore this if you want to just wanted to know if you had tips
literally just start a new blog, open the askbox (DONT FORGET TO TURN ON ANON), and make a post outlining the rules (like whats allowed to be submitted, what youll delete, etc) and introducing yourself if you want, and pin it. ping me in that pinned post and ill reblog it on here so ppl can see that theres a new confessions blog o7 (bcs somehow this is a big enough blog that i can boost ppl)
from there youve just gotta. figure out the formatting of posts. how are you going to tag confessions/not confessions (i have a system of confessions, not confessions, and correspondance)? how are you going to tag ccs? any other tags for specific types of posts? this part you just. figure out as you go along; adapt to what you find is necessary.
just keep in mind that you will NOT figure it all out at the start. youre gonna have to change/add things, but. youll figure it out nonnie i believe you o7
hope this was helpful (:
#correspondance#<- i just noticed rhat. i spell it the french way not the english way in the correspondance tag...#mon téléphone est en français alors quand j'ai essayé d'écrire « correspondance » la première chose qui s'est montrée dans les suggestions#pour les mots était le mot français. c'est amusant à moi sufusifjkakdf#ANYWAY#GOOD LUCK NONNIE !! I BELIEVE IN YOU#feel free to ask more advice. only thing is thwt i dont know what im doing either LMAOO#running a confessions blog CAN get overwhelming at the start but youll figure it out if you do make it im sure#o7
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Oftentimes when I want to come up with a more formal word for something that doesn't really have a more formal word my brain will default to french. Avec (with), et toi (and you), maintenant (now), and especially pourquoi (why/huh) are (among others) some french words my brain for some reason see as viable fancy synonyms for English words.
#whore's bible#french#i Love the word “pourquoi” though#it really sounds like you're confused#maintenant however#it means now#but its such a long word#that when you finish saying it#le maintenant est déjà un alors#(means “the now is already a then”)#i know SOME french#its a fun language :)
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you'll never believe who slept for a total of 10 minutes
#random thoughts#hello. i feel wonderful and completely terrible at the same time. look at that#it's 5am. oh wow. experiences. hello. but i said that already!!!!!!! ! no what can i say then ? oh fuck#just. hello there. everyone. i'm going to assume you're still sleeping. that's so cute . my mutuals are so cute and i love you <12#mutuals AND followers. and strangers too i don't know you people but i want to feed you homemade cookies and bread. i think you'd like that#thorns came on. three hours ago. i was very very happy and i did a little dance and that's about when i fell asleep#i measured the time .in songs. it was three songs so it may not have been exactly three minutes but. oh wow okay#it's bright outside already!!!! !!! wow!!!!!!!! you'd never believe#it's not as pretty at my father's place but it's an experience still. woah#did you guys know? le mot en serbe? pour papillon? butterfly ? c'est leptir et je crois que c'est un très beau mot#searched it up on friday and i DON'T KNOW WHY. i still think about it that's so weird#but leptir is such such such a pretty word. c'est doux et mielleux comme mot. j'adore. ah. ça fond dans ma bouche même si#je ne sais pas comment le prononcer. oh well. c'est le même mot qu'en croatien et j'ai passé des vacances à croatie. enfin#ils ont tous parlé en anglais alors.#je ne comprends ni serbe ni croatien </3#FUCK. i am suing duolingo. donne-nous le serbe et le lithuanien. et le. ah. slovenian? ça s'appelle comment dans cette langue fichue#maybe i ought to learn french !! since clearly tout m'échappe aujourd'hui#j'ai mal au bras j'ai mal au dos j'ai mal aux yeux j'ai mal au ventre#l'euthanasie n'est pas? une! option sadly#i cannot sleep. je veux juste dormir. je fais référence à la version française de sameaux mi sais spavas ;;#OH RIGHT ALL THE FRENCH IS UNCENSORE D HERE. HOW DO I. AGH. deal with it fuckers
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Married to Who. (cl16)
Pairing: Charles Leclerc x Famous!Wolff!Reader
Summary: y/n and her husband have been so private that fans would've never thought she was married to an F1 driver of all people or when fans are starting to make connections and figure out who y/n's husband is
Type: Social Media AU! face claim is Alycia Debnam-Carey
Warnings: like 4 grammar mistakes in the twitter threads + some comments accusations/insinuations of cheating but that's because they don't know charles and reader are married...
a/n: this took longer than i expected but hope you all enjoy!
all translations of french/spanish come from google! english translations are in parentheses!!
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yourusername all of these pictures were from before summer break, and you can tell why they need a mid-season break from each other...
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carlossainz55 great picture of charles and i, chica (girl)
→ yourusername yeah sure, great...
→ y/nstan i love her
protectthewags y/n and her husband always takes the best soft launch pictures
→ thef1wags soft launch? they've been doing this for the past 3 years 😭 they need to hard launch.
→ y/nforlifeee her husband is the strongest soldier out there when she's around all these hot men
lewishamilton roscoe and i didn't make the cut this time...
→ yourusername my past two posts have been literally about you and dad at the last race😀
→ roscoelovescoco we's can'ts beelieve you's
→ mercedes8time not lewis using roscoe's account to come after y/n for not including him in the post
danielricciardo didn't know max was into that kind of stuff
→ maxverstappen1 you enjoyed it, don't lie
→ yourusername maxie, sweetie, look at his face. the man was in pain
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charles_leclerc mon ange... what is this (my angel)
→ yourusername it's an appreciation post, cha
→ carlosconfusion the nicknames>>
→ f1circuittrack how is her husband okay? more importantly is y/n doing okay? because i would leave my partner too if charles leclerc ever called me, mon ange
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charles_leclerc she's real, guys😅 well, i hope she's real or i've been with casper for the last 5 years...
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arthurleclerc maman said she doesn't know how your wife is real either or more so how you managed to convince her to marry your ass
→ charles_leclerc maman did not say that.
→ arthurleclerc you're right, she said she doesn't know how such an amazing girl got with a buffoon.
→ ferraritearss WIFE???
→ partytotheafterparty HIS WIFE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WIFE?
→ paddoook no way this man has not only a girl but is MARRIED to her😀
worldchampionsisaid man is fighting for break on and off track after the imaginary girlfriend rumors on twitter💀
→ thatonebakucorner he was quick to correct them too
→ f1propstand he's over people thinking he's that delulu after the resigning of his Ferrari contract...
carlossainz55 i will never understand how she deals with you 24/7 or your cooking. oh, wait, she cooks when you guys are home
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danielricciardo nope. she's totally a ghost.
→ f1memes not daniel gaslighting him😭
lilymhe aww! tell her i miss her and love the nails!!
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yourusername perfect timing for our summer break photo dump
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charles_leclerc mon amour, je t'aimais alors, je t'aime maintenant et je t'aimerai pour toujours ❤️(my love, I loved you then, I love you now and I will love you forever)
→ yourusername i have loved you since the first time our eyes met
y/nforlifeee i've never seen two people that compliment each other so well
→ y/nsidelove their kids are going to be so beautiful
susie_wolff safe travels, sweethearts!
→ yourusername see you, dad, and jack soon🤍
landonorris honestly, i don't know how people didn't figure it out sooner
→ maxverstappen1 yeah, these two are like rabbits
→ carlossainz55 i share a hotel room wall with them half the season. i'm forever scared
danielricciardo no, you're definitely casper the ghost
→ yourusername i will block you💀
→ danielricciardo i wonder why that reply was invisible?
leclerc_pascale tout mon amour pour vous deux❤️ (all my love for you both)
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scuderiaferrari our favourite girl with whoever that guy is!
mercedesamgf1 mini boss with lightning mcqueen🙈
→ charles_leclerc we're not starting this again.
#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc#f1 x you#f1 x reader#charles leclerc social media au#formula 1 imagine#charles leclerc one shot#charles leclerc imagine#charles leclerc fanfic#charles leclerc fluff#formula 1#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc fic#charles leclerc headcanon#fanfic#fluff#social media au
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Hello, not sure if you saw what happened, but in Kanaky (New Caledonia) the indigenous Kanaks started protesting against a French law that just passed in France where it would become easier for French settlers there to vote in elections - meaning pro-independence parties would lose even more support as obviously most of its votes come from Kanaks themselves and not French people. A young Kanak was murdered by a French settler and now the government claimed it was "self defence". Kanaky has military checkpoints that indigenous Kanaks have to go through everyday..
The article (in French): https(:)//la1ere.francetvinfo.fr/nouvellecaledonie/violences-en-nouvelle-caledonie-un-mort-lors-des-affrontements-sur-un-barrage-1488275(.)html?Version=mobile
Article on The Guardian: https(:)//www(.)theguardian(.)com/world/article/2024/may/15/new-caledonia-protests-law-constitution-changes
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i heard you are taking drawing requests------ My request is Ink speaking more french pleaseeeee
Hell yeahhh où sont mes abonnés français??
Moi, personnellement, je parle poutine, mais c’est presque la même chose, pas vrai? /j
Ink belongs to comyet
Error belongs to loverofpiggies
Transcript:
Ink: Alors, je pensais que je pourrais utiliser mes talents d’art pour faire le cadeau…
Ink: Mais apparemment, ce n’est pas « cool » de sculpter une statue du frère mort de ton ami! J’étais tellement fier de mon œuvre aussi…
Ink: Toi, qu’est-ce que t’en penses?
Error: I don’t speak baguette, dumbass
English version:
Ink: So, I thought of using my art skills to make the gift…
Ink: But apparently, it’s not “cool” to sculpt a statue of your friend’s dead brother! I was so proud of my work too…
Ink: What do you think?
Error: I don’t speak baguette, dumbass
#art#utmv#me answers#comic#ink sans#error sans#error can’t just make his dolls I mean puppets in peace#i remember seeing a comic about ink making a statue of passive nightmare for dreams birthday#but I can’t find it :(#ink is referencing that
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Yk « l’amour de ma vie » by billie can u write a fanfic abt French yn flirting with Billie in French and that’s why the tittle of her song is l’amour de ma vie (bc yn always call billie that and her heart melts every time cuz she finds that really cute) and one of un interviewing billie in French (like the Lena situation interview but in French)
French Interview
Billie eilish x French!fem!reader
Warnings: fluff, cussing
Word count: 2,181 😭
A/n: I’m sorry if the translation got some of the words wrong I apologize I tried-
“Hey guys! Today vogue invited me over to interview a very special someone. Billie eilish aka my girlfriend!” I exclaimed as I did jazz hands over to my girlfriend Billie, who sat beside me. She looked over at me and giggled at my goofy jazz hands and face I was doing. “Hiiii everybody. I’m so glad to be back here.” Billie said softly as she waves to everyone and to the cameras.
You smiled big and explained to everyone that you will now be talking in French for most of the interview. “Alors Billie Eilish se blesse parfois ? Que diable?” (So Billie eilish does get hurt sometimes. What the hell?). Billie giggles and gives you a smile as she answers. “Right? It’s interesting to be a person who isn’t an outwardly sensitive complainer. A lot of moments on this album are about situations where I was like, ““I’d rather be tortured inside but have somebody think that I’m cool, than have somebody think that I’m hysterical and actually express my feelings.”” So many songs on this album reflect that realization of, like, “Maybe I’m obsessed with the idea of nonchalance.”” She says and you nod.
“oh ouais, c'est toi, c'est sûr bébé.” (Oh yeah, that’s you for sure baby.). You reply and Billie keeps going on with her answer. “I would rather suffer in silence than tell you something’s bothering me and have you think I’m sensitive.” She says and you roll your eyes playfully. “tu me rappelles un de mes ex-partenaire.” You said while eyeing her down. As soon as the translator translate what you said to her, she gives you a gentle shove that makes you laugh. “Quand nous nous sommes rencontrés pour la première fois, tu avais l'air d'avoir tout compris et tu étais plutôt fermé.” (when we first met, you seemed like you had it all together and kinda closed off).
Billie laughs and grabs one of your hands in hers as she answers. “I come off as a person that doesn’t care. I care about people and I have love and passion, but in relationships, I found myself never ever expressing any of my needs. It was interesting to notice I was doing that, and that’s what these lyrics are about. It’s almost like I resent myself for not advocating for myself, because maybe if I had, things would’ve changed. But I’ve always had an issue with weakness.” She said opening up more and more. “Well I’m glad you are getting better with expressing your needs towards me because you mean a lot to me bils.” You say as you look deep into her eyes. She smiles and waits for your next question.
“En pensant à “Skinny” qui entre dans “Lunch”, cela résume parfaitement l’ambiance du titre, car c’est un peu comme les refroidir puis les réchauffer.” (Thinking about “Skinny” going into “Lunch,” that sums up the vibe of the title perfectly, because it’s kind of like, cool them down and then heat them up.) “That was very purposeful. It’s hard and soft and hard and soft. There’s motifs and melodies that repeat and lyrics that call back to other songs. The songs morph into each other. It was purposeful to have “Skinny” do what it does, and then at the end you hear the drums for “Lunch.” And then “Lunch” comes in and slaps you in the face.” Billie replies and you nod along to her words.
“Vous vous demandez ce que les gens vont dire de la chanson “Lunch”?” (Are you wondering what people are going to say about the song “Lunch”?). “I’m pretty aware of what people will say. It’s so weird to grow up and change in front of the world. The craziest part is discovering things about myself and then suddenly, everyone else knows, and I don’t even have a second to think about how it makes me feel.” She confessed and you felt your heart break for her. “I can’t imagine what that must have felt like.” You say as you start rubbing her knuckles. “It was very frustrating but I wouldn’t have done it without you y/n so thank you love.” Billie said giving you a small but loving smile.
“Je me demandais, quand une de vos relations amoureuses se termine, pensez-vous la laisser avec mille questions ? Ou vous laissent-ils avec mille questions ? Ou est-ce partagé 50-50 ? Est-il plus dangereux de tomber amoureux de vous ? Ou est-il plus dangereux pour vous de tomber amoureux?” (I was wondering, when one of your romantic relationships ends, do you think you leave them with a thousand questions? Or do they leave you with a thousand questions? Or is it split 50-50? Is it more dangerous to fall in love with you? Or is it more dangerous for you to fall in love?) “I don’t even know. I think 50-50 is probably accurate. I literally hate who I am so much when I’m in love.” Billie replied and you let out a loud laugh that made her giggle at you.
“That’s one of the most masculine things you’ve said. Jeez Billie.” You giggle out and she smiles. “But don’t worry baby I love how I am when I’m in love with you.” She confessed and you felt your whole face heat up. “je t'aime, l'amour de ma vie.” (I love you, the love of my life). Billies face heat up and she leans over to give you a little kiss on your cheek. “I love you more angel.” She said. She didn’t even need the translator to tell her what you said because you always say I love you and that pet name to her in French. That’s why she named the song after that petname because she loves when you call her that a lot and it means a lot to her. Billie goes back on track and continues to answer your last question.
“I have a power issue and a control issue, and I also don’t like being vulnerable in a romantic way. It makes me feel uncomfortable, and I don’t know how many times I’ve really been in love. I think there’s different versions of love, and I think that you can be in love and it might not be deep. I’m not going to get too in detail, because I’m going to be rude, but I’ve never been dumped, and also, I’ve never been broken up with. I’ve only done the breaking up.” She confessed and you nod. “Yeah I’ve only done that a few times but I’ve mostly gotten broken up with.” You say and Billie nods. I think when people hear that, they’re like, “Oh, all you do is break hearts.” Sure, but that doesn’t mean that people are totally innocent. It means that I was like, “Oh, let me get the fuck out of here.” Or it means things just weren’t right.” Billie continued on.
“Now some of y’all about to be real mad at me, but I do believe that breaking up with someone versus being broken up with, obviously being broken up with hurts like hell, especially when you don’t see it coming and you wanted a future and it’s taken out of your hands. But honestly, the pain of knowing that you have to end something with somebody that you genuinely love is so horrible.” She confessed and you cocked your head to the side. “Really? I’m not sure if I completely agree but I will agree with how it does stay with you longer if you break up with somebody.” You say and Billie adds on. “I think so, too. And you don’t get to even have the, like, “I got dumped, so fuck you guys. I get to go crazy and have a reaction and be mad at you. And I get to make you into an enemy, because you broke up with me.” You can’t do that. You can’t become a victim.” She points out and you give a surprised look on your face.
“That’s actually very true. You don’t get to feel mad and shit. Wow I never thought of it like that.” You explained and Billie smiles. “Pour changer un peu de sujet, ce que vous dites me fait revenir sur vos premières musiques. Votre approche d’écriture n’est pas comme si elle se prêtait à l’hésitation. Il ne s’agit même pas de peindre quelque chose de sombre sur le plan sonore, mais c’est un peu bleu. En fait, tu utilises beaucoup le mot « bleu » dans cet album”. (To change the topic a bit, what you are saying is giving me flashbacks to your early music. Your writing approach is, it’s not like it lends itself to hesitancy. It’s not even painting something dark sonically, but it’s a little bit blue. You actually use the word “blue” a lot in this album).
“I love that you just pointed that out, and it’s making me think about how I don’t love to point fingers. Sometimes you want to, because you’re mad and you want people to feel for you and you want to feel seen. But I’m not going, “You did this to me.” It’s more, like, “We’re all allowed to feel however we feel based on whatever happened.” Also, it’s not about pointing my finger and blaming people: “And everybody, attack this person, because they hurt me.” It’s like, “I hurt me. And I have hurt me multiple times, and I allow other people to get to that point.” And that’s where I’m trying to draw the boundaries and protect my shadow.” Billie added on and you watched her in awe as she explains how she feels. “Comme il se doit. Et c’est parce que vous n’avez pas pointé du doigt que les gens vont se poser mille questions. Pour revenir au fait d'être toujours amoureux, les seules choses qui sont réelles sont les sentiments.” (As you should. And it’s because you didn’t point fingers that people will have a thousand questions. To go back to ever being in love, the only things that are real are feelings).
“I just had an experience the other day. I had some people over, and there was something happening that involved a lot of sensation and feeling and being in your body. And the person who is guiding me through this thing, I won’t even get into it, because it’s irrelevant to what I’m saying, there was this moment where they were talking about communication and saying, “Just remember to be aware of how you feel.” And I remember saying, “Oh, well, this is making me think of this, and I am feeling this.” I kept describing things. And he said to me, “I appreciate your psychoanalysis of what you’re feeling, but I don’t need you to analyze it. I just need you to feel it.” And that got to me. It made me think. It made me feel.” She explained and you felt your eyes tear up at her words. “I love that. It’s really the scariest thing of all. But for overthinkers, it can be a good practice to just feel and then move by those emotions. So yeah, we don’t need to end with a question, because I think the gift of being with you, whether you’re present or nonchalant or considering whether you’re being nonchalant in this moment, is that your instant impact on a room, even if you don’t say anything, makes people feel a lot. Even my band told me that. When you walked out, they were like, “Damn, she’s good. She makes you feel a lot.” And I was like, “Try sitting next to her when she’s looking into your eyes. It’s crazy.”” You say and Billie looks deep in your eyes as you talk.
“Eh bien, je n’ai plus de questions aujourd’hui mais l’amour de ma vie, j’adore ton album et toutes les chansons qu’il contient. Je suis incroyablement fier de toi et merci de m'avoir permis de t'aimer. Au revoir tout le monde ! Le flux m'a frappé fort et doucement!” (Well I don’t have any more questions today but the love of my life, I absolutely love your album and all of the songs on it. I’m so incredibly proud of you and thank you for letting me love you. Goodbye everyone! Stream hit me hard and soft). You waved bye to everyone and Billie was blowing kisses to the camera and the interview was done. Billie and you went back to y’all’s house and spent the rest of the day there in each others arms.
A/n: holy shit that was a lot. Over two thousand words omg. PLEASE REBLOG, COMMENT, LIKE, SHARE, ANYTHING PLEASE LMAO thank you anon for the request, I hope you love it and I hope the rest of y’all do too. Remember to stay hydrated and to rest! I love y’all :)
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SeidkonaPress (FR) 40pg, 10 eur
C'est la nuit d'Halloween, la nuit où les créatures d'outre-tombe peuvent passer inaperçues dans le monde des vivant·es. Trois filles se promènent dans le cimetière, préparant cette soirée spéciale: Buffy, une zombie, Poppy, un fantôme en bottes et enfin, Emelda, une vampire. Alors qu'elles discutent, elles font la rencontre d'une petite fille appelée Kylie. Une rencontre qui va sans aucun doute chambouler leur soirée d'Halloween, pour toujours.
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I have no ideas but i love to support writers so here we are
Charles with reader that speaks italian and french fluently, but they're not her first languages. and he didn't know that. So he's Very pleasantly surprised when he hears her talking with the ferrari people in italian. And then with his mom in french and he's all heart eyes for her😌
Summary- you learn French in order to make a great first impression on Charles family and Charles is over the moon about it
Warnings- poorly edited , badly translated French, mention of marriage
Authors note- I hope that this is ok and to your liking
It was a sunny evening in Monaco you and Charles where on your way over to his mums house for a family dinner. You were quite nervous was you had never met his mum before, you had met his brothers around the paddock and at races but you had yet to meet his mum and your really wanted to make a good impression. You ha doit your nicest dress on and tried to look as classy as possible not wanting to look tacky around the mother of the love of your life. You also had another little trick up your sleeve you had been learning a little bit of French so you could interact with the family in their native language, Charles hadn’t known you had been learning the language and you couldn’t wait to see his face when he found out , you just hoped tou wouldn’t miss pronounce anything cause that would ruin your prefect first impression.
“ here we are “ Charles spoke up
“ it’s really nice, this where you grew up” you inquired
“ yep this is where little Charles lived”
“ aww it’s so cute”
Charles came around and grabbed your hand as you walked up to the door. He could obviously feel your sweaty palms and he turned to face you before ringing the bell.
“ it’s gonna be ok Cherie, she’s gonna love you, how could she not”
“ yeah it’s just meeting your mum is a big deal I just want to make a good impression”
“ and you will “ he says pulling you into him kissing your temple before ringing the doorbell.
After a few minutes the door finally opened. “Bonjour”
“ bonjour mama” Charles spoke leaning in to kiss his mum on both of her cheeks.
“ et vous devez être o/n” ( and you must be y/n) she spoke turning to you
“Oh mum y/n dosent speak French “ Charles spoke this was your moment
“ c'est un plaisir de vous rencontrer Mme Leclerc” ( it’s so nice to meet you Mrs Leclerc )
Charles turned to you stunned at the fact you had just spoken such fluent French, he didn’t know you knew how to speak any other language other then English and he wasn’t gonna lie this made him fall in love with you even more.
“ oh tu parles français “ ( oh you do speak French ) she looked humorously at Charles.
“ juste quelques petites choses alors peut-être ne comptez pas sur mon français pour toute la nuit” ( just a few things so maybe don’t rely on my French for the whole night ) you laughed
“ well anyone nice to meet you dear, come in come let’s go settle inside and get to know each-other.
you and Charles followed her inside. Charles stopped you by grabbing your arm . You turned around to face him.
“ since when could speak French” he looked at you
“ since a couple weeks ago, I learnt some specially for today although I only know a few things I thought I might need to say “ you laughed rocking back on your heels
“ marry me “ he stared at you
You burst out laughing
“ what”
“ I mean I’m just so in love with you right now , you went to all that just for my family”
“ I mena i love you and I will do whatever for your family to love me”
He pulled you in to kiss your lips
“ your perfect for me” he looked lovingly in your eyes still holding your cheek.
“ you guys ok” Pascale shouted
“ coming mama” Charles linked his hand with yours as you walked further into the house. It’s safe to say the rest of your French knowledge paid of that night
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summary : charles ignored you, so you went to your ex´s party.
PAIRING : charles leclerc x fem!reader
WARNINGS : bad translated french, a bit toxish behavior from charles, a bit of spice in th end.
note : i'm so sorry that it took me so long to write this imagine. If you want a second part just ask me :)
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Your boyfriend, charles leclerc, was so obsessive over you. He was the sweetest with you, but with other men, that were looking at you, he was the meanest. He was possessive over you.
That he was protective over you wasn't a problem. You found it rather cute. He was looking out for you and protected you from all the danger in the paddock and the world.
You knew that he loved you deeply and that he would do everything for you. He was the best boyfriend you could have ever asked for, but the possessive behavior was just too much.
It was like he had a switch. A switch you would never see coming. Just like tonight.
"Charles, stop being an asshole and talk to me." You groaned out from behind him, as he was ignoring you while he typed on his laptop, before he pushed his glasses up.
He was ignoring you because of an argument you had last night. You told him that he was too possessive and protective of you, and he exploded, and since then he has been ignoring you.
"C’est tellement enfantin, charles. Tellement putain, puéril. Vous n’êtes plus un enfant. Charles, tu es un homme adulte." This is so childish, charles. So fucking childish. You are not a kid anymore. Charles, you are a grown man.
You stared down at him before you snatched his car keys to his Ferrari. Furthermore, you glanced back to see his reaction to still see his eyes parked on his computer screen.
You huffed out and closed the door behind you. You knew what could break him...
Attending your ex-boyfriends birthday party, that attended many men. Some of them you knew from the past relationship with your ex, but the others were total strangers to you.
He would not like that, would he?
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As you swayed your hips to the music, large veiny hands tightly wrapped around your waist, slightly startling you just by feeling the tight grip on your waist. You knew exactly who it was...
Charles.
"Qu’est-ce que tu fais ici à sa fête, mi amore?" He gritted in your ear possessively, as the grip on your waist tightened. What are you doing here at his party, my love?
You smirked at him and spun around as you showed him your dress. It was black with a slit and spaghetti straps. Fitted tightly so that it showed of your curves.
"Love my dress, baby?" You changed the subject as he slowly scanned your body up and down.
Just as you wanted to spin again, charles grabbed your hips tightly and pulled you into him, so you couldn't escape his grip and show off your dress to anyone else than him.
Your beauty was only for him. Only Him. Your body, face, and everything else about you only belonged to him. Only to him. You were his. His Girlfriend. His woman. And his Everything.
This was the party of your ex-boyfriend. Ex. You were no longer his girlfriend, you were charles girl now. So why would you go to his party instead of staying at home with him, your boyfriend.
"Ne me rendez pas jaloux parce qu’à la fin de cette fête... Qui peut l’arracher à votre jolie silhouette? Moi. Seulement moi." He spat possessively as his eyes turned dark. Don't make me jealous because at the end of this party... who gets to rip it off your pretty figure? Me. Only me.
"Ce corps a été fait pour moi. Seulement moi. Alors pourquoi le montrez-vous à des hommes stupides qui ne peuvent pas vous donner ce dont vous avez besoin. Je suis le seul à pouvoir vous donner ce dont vous avez besoin. Moi." This body was made for me. Only me. So why do you show it to stupid men who can't give you what you need. I am the only one who can give you what you need. Me.
You gulped, knowing that your plan wasn't working... It just gave you a punishment when you got home.
"Vous avez 5 secondes pour sortir par la porte d’entrée et asseoir votre cul sur le siège passager de notre Ferrari ou il y aura-" you have 5 seconds to get out the front door and sit your ass in the passenger seat to our Ferrari or there will be-
He didn't even have to finish his sentence for you to get moving, making him chuckle deeply at how obedient you were.
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