#but I'm not

[sceebybeeby]

must've been the wind yesterday..

[ID: Drawtectives fanart, set in the art gallery in Midnight Alley. Skeet Autobahn, who's a light-skinned man in a beret, is fanning himself, nervously avoiding eye contact and sweating. Grandma is working on a painting, while York watches, rubbing his chin. Rosé smiles, while offering a piece of cheese to Porcino the rat, who sits on her shoulder. In the background, Eugene is touching his finger to the green spray paint on the wall. End ID.]

[echo-of-the-eye]

so since it's ace week i wanna talk about my very specific jon's ace ring headcanon. (btw the beginning of this is very inspired by a fic i read once, but i can't remember the name)

so jon has an ace ring. he got it from georgie in uni after she helped him figure out he was ace, and he wears it everyday.

but then, after jude perry burns his hand, he can't wear it for a while (i know if he wore it when shaking her hand it would have probably melted, so let's say he wasn't wearing it for some reason). he keeps the ring in his pocket and after he comes back to the archives martin notices he keeps fidgeting with it. (now this is the part that i read in a fic) martin asks about it and jon admits how upset he is that he can't wear it (this also ends up functioning as a coming out so martin can hear it from jon instead of office gossip!) and martin gives him a chain so he can wear it around his neck while his hand heals.

now this is the part that's all mine. i imagine right before they leave for the unknowing, jon and martin say goodbye (and they kiss cause it makes s4 hurt more and it's basically canon im my mind). jon takes of the ring necklace and gives it to martin, asking him to look after it until he comes back.

then the coma.

at first i imagined jon waking up with the ring next to him but no martin. but then i came up with something sadder (but also maybe sweeter?). martin keeps the ring. he knows he should give it back after jon wakes up and that he could probably find a way to do it without talking to him, but he just can't get himself to do it. jon notices but kinda forgets about it (he's got bigger things to worry about and assumes martin forgot).

then they go to the safehouse. and martin gives back the ring. he apologizes for not doing it before but jon is just touched that he still has it. it's all very emotional and then martin puts the ring on jon's finger and they are both VERY aware of how much it looks like a proposal

[janahanooo]

This is part 2 [you can find part 1 here]

Lilia: Silver, what do you think about getting another parent?

Silver: it's Yuu is it

Lilia: ah, you know me so well-

Silver: -thank god, I don't think they would have stopped talking about you for the rest of my life...

Lilia: oh

Sebek: HUMAN!

Yuu: please don't shout, my ears hurt

Sebek: oh, please forgive me, I just have a question.

Yuu: yes?

Sebek: is it true that you and Lilia-sama are getting married?

Yuu: I mean, yeah. He did propose to me the other day. Why? You don't want me to marry him?

Sebek: no no, I am indeed happy, just... please don't let him near the kitchen at all cost.

Yuu: right.

Sebek: and let me be your best man

Yuu: oh.

Yuu: sure! I intended to ask you or Silver anyways

Sebek: THANK YOU! I WILL BE THE BEST BEST MAN IN HISTORY!

Yuu: still no need to shout

Sebek: ☆^☆

Malleus: did you think this through?

Lilia: no ♡

Malleus: knew it

Lilia: come on! Yuu is going to be your new step-parent! And you guys are great friends!

Malleus: I wasn't talking about that. (And thinking that I need to call child of man my parents is just... weird)

Malleus: I was talking about this whole thing... they are human-

Lilia: -and I don't have much time left, I know.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: then I wish you to be happy

Lilia: you big baby♡

[voiceofthelionhearted]

i've changed my stance on tpatd opportunist. think about how you get him -- you stab yourself to get at the princess. why would he think that you'd be any different in the following chapter? why would he have any reason to believe that you wouldn't be against dying if it meant killing her? he's not going against you -- he's doing exactly what you did to get him. and when you rejoin the body and he backpedals? well, it's uncertain whose side you're on, really. you were just one with the princess -- maybe she got into your head and now you're playing the opposite team. (plus, it's just typical opportunist behavior to play games like that)

[volkarine]

TISSAIA DE VRIES in The Witcher Season 3, Vol 2: Trailer

[rimanne]

and then they went and did it 😔

[twisteroflove]

crazy and insane of them. they should delete this.

[hotteststar]

currently commenting "i think you spelled it wrong, it's jegulily, not jily" under all those jily posts that hate on regulus and insult those who ship him with james

my life is so much fun rn

[purple-afternoon]

trent and his boyfriend are ready to face eachother

[cinamun]

How I look at my sims right before I put them through some more fuckshit

[bidisasterevankinard]

Eddie Diaz, how could you came back from super strange math date to him and didn't fuck him senseless? When he look like that? Long hair, cozy sweater, childish smile. And main thing HE PUT YOUR(yours and his) SON IN BED !!!!! You're so stupid

[illiana-mystery]

Get your selfies in now...

[lastoneout]

Why even schedule me at 8:20 if I'm not gonna get to see the doctor until like 9 I don't understand!!

[sillysnaildraws]

It's dangerous to go alone, traveller, take this.

*drops that's not my neighbour genderbend fanart and runs away*

Francis, girl, what are you looking at?

[kc-rising]

Important question about the new dragon:

Bonus: Help me come up with an appropriately baker-y name