#but I'm not

[twisteroflove]

crazy and insane of them. they should delete this.

[sceebybeeby]

must've been the wind yesterday..

[ID: Drawtectives fanart, set in the art gallery in Midnight Alley. Skeet Autobahn, who's a light-skinned man in a beret, is fanning himself, nervously avoiding eye contact and sweating. Grandma is working on a painting, while York watches, rubbing his chin. Rosé smiles, while offering a piece of cheese to Porcino the rat, who sits on her shoulder. In the background, Eugene is touching his finger to the green spray paint on the wall. End ID.]

[vakariaan]

ultimate ships challenge - [1/5] the power of trust scenes

[janahanooo]

This is part 2 [you can find part 1 here]

Lilia: Silver, what do you think about getting another parent?

Silver: it's Yuu is it

Lilia: ah, you know me so well-

Silver: -thank god, I don't think they would have stopped talking about you for the rest of my life...

Lilia: oh

Sebek: HUMAN!

Yuu: please don't shout, my ears hurt

Sebek: oh, please forgive me, I just have a question.

Yuu: yes?

Sebek: is it true that you and Lilia-sama are getting married?

Yuu: I mean, yeah. He did propose to me the other day. Why? You don't want me to marry him?

Sebek: no no, I am indeed happy, just... please don't let him near the kitchen at all cost.

Yuu: right.

Sebek: and let me be your best man

Yuu: oh.

Yuu: sure! I intended to ask you or Silver anyways

Sebek: THANK YOU! I WILL BE THE BEST BEST MAN IN HISTORY!

Yuu: still no need to shout

Sebek: ☆^☆

Malleus: did you think this through?

Lilia: no ♡

Malleus: knew it

Lilia: come on! Yuu is going to be your new step-parent! And you guys are great friends!

Malleus: I wasn't talking about that. (And thinking that I need to call child of man my parents is just... weird)

Malleus: I was talking about this whole thing... they are human-

Lilia: -and I don't have much time left, I know.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: then I wish you to be happy

Lilia: you big baby♡

[jsmithcameronx]

｡☆✼ Happy 67th Birthday J. Smith-Cameron ✼☆｡

[volkarine]

TISSAIA DE VRIES in The Witcher Season 3, Vol 2: Trailer

[hotteststar]

currently commenting "i think you spelled it wrong, it's jegulily, not jily" under all those jily posts that hate on regulus and insult those who ship him with james

my life is so much fun rn

[cinamun]

How I look at my sims right before I put them through some more fuckshit

[bidisasterevankinard]

Eddie Diaz, how could you came back from super strange math date to him and didn't fuck him senseless? When he look like that? Long hair, cozy sweater, childish smile. And main thing HE PUT YOUR(yours and his) SON IN BED !!!!! You're so stupid

[lastoneout]

Why even schedule me at 8:20 if I'm not gonna get to see the doctor until like 9 I don't understand!!

[sillysnaildraws]

It's dangerous to go alone, traveller, take this.

*drops that's not my neighbour genderbend fanart and runs away*

Francis, girl, what are you looking at?

[aroaceeternalbeing]

Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Steve : Um...Neat.

*later*

Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?

Steve : Didn't you thank him ?

Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

[call-me-kitty]

I think we all know my answer so

[onesidedradiostatic]

look at this fucking guy

[coffeexxcigarettes]

"Oh, your mother walked in her sleep."

In and out of consciousness.

"I used to worry about her."

Such a weird state of being.

"Maybe.."

I wake at the window,

Admiring my skin in the moonlight.

Amazed by its glow.

Smiling.

"..you inherited it from her."

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