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It's dangerous to go alone, traveller, take this.
*drops that's not my neighbour genderbend fanart and runs away*
Francis, girl, what are you looking at?
#that's not my neighbor#that’s not my neighbor#thats not my neighbor#tnmn#tnmn fanart#francis mosses#snailart#tnmn milkman#tnmn francis mosses#angus ciprianni#tnmn angus#tnmn mia#mia stone#tnmn dr w afton#dr w afton#genderbend#gender swap#yeah I've just thought#and realised#if i was straight i'd probably be simping for angus#but i'm not#so instead i'm simping for the genderbend version lol XD
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you know you're in deep when you find yourself attempting to defend cannibalism
#like i was honestly like#“but if you eat someone less graves are needed”#“so less ground is taken up by cemeteries”#and then i woke up#and took a step back#and realised#what i was doing#and then went straight back in#defending cannibalism until i die#cannibalism#hannibal#hannibal lecter#murder husbands#will graham
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HOLY FUCK NEW DNDADS EPSIODE I FORGOT WOAHHHSGSHS
#i was looking through the tags as i do in the morning#and realised#WOAHHHHH#GONNA GO LISTEN YIPEEE#dndads#dndads s2#thoughts in the void
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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
#notes:#Stan was trying to haggle with what is effectively a 7eleven employee... Because they didn't have the money for it#and also because Stan and his money anxiety... ☹️Ford probably has had to fight for scant resources and kiII for less...#Both of them need to get mental help and realise that it's okay#and that it's safe now.#You have money... And you no longer need to fight for everything you have#gravity falls#ford pines#grunkle ford#stan pines#grunkle stan#stanford pines#stanley pines
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
#This thought came to me out of nowhere I sat bold upright in bed#And realised I'm maybe stupid?#Text post#Jorts
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#staff need to realise that one little change to layout ruins my day#and that when i snooze tumblr live i mean that i want it GONE#tumblr live
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tbh i would have loved a minecraft movie where the world was visibly updating around steve and alex as they explore. like, the first couple days have the old textures and their movement is laggy etc.
it takes a little while for the audience to notice, but as the days go by, there are more mobs and new trees and the movements of everything is smoother. and suddenly everything is so much more colourful than it was before and now the oceans have life, and the villages are huge, and the nether is full of biodiversity and the caves are enormous and theres something lurking at the bottom
and throughout the movie, you can see the odd character in the background of youtubers that started playing during whatever version it is at that point, and when we reach 1.20 all of a sudden alex and steve run into this group of people and its all the new character skins that were introduced at that point
idk its a shame we get something that visibly didnt have much thought put into it aside from 'lets make jumanji again but this time its minectaft' when there are so many possibilities that have so much more interest
#i realise im harping on about this but in case you hadnt already noticed minecraft is a huge deal to me GDGSH#its sad that the long awaited minecraft movie is just hyperrealistic cgi and a handful of famous actors stood in front of a green screen#wren wrambles#minecraft movie#minecraft
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Our Fake Marriage
Available digitally
#the way i checked#and realised#ive posted this series before#but never the main couple#yall i got my head stuck on#the spin off couple#im so sorry to these two#i also like yoi just like the other guy#way more#manga#manga recommendation#screencaps#our fake marriage#manga panel#romance#fyres hyperfixations#shoujo#josei#kodansha
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1000 Books You May Have Actually Read
#Polls#Literature#Books#Lists#15000#I've read 106 books - it took me so long to pass the 100th mark ;____;#Also I realised I should have written 'More than 175' and not 'More than 176'#I messed up there I'm sorry ;____;
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couch potato.
early access + nsfw on patreon
#drew this bc i realised i dont draw enough of these two just being soft together...#johnny mactavish the weighted blanket that you are#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#cod mw2#ghostsoap#captain john price#giragi art
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will never understand the misogynistic inclination to pigeonhole every female character into the "exasperated sensible mom friend" role as if there's anything better than a woman so devoid of maternal instincts that she makes wire mother look soft. woman who rolls over and walks out onto the balcony to smoke a post-coital cigarette alone and leaves without a note or any kind of acknowledgement after sleeping with you because she can't stand the vulnerability of sleeping next to someone, or waking up beside them the following morning. woman whose idea of relaxing is abusing substances alone in a dark corner somewhere, and snarling and snapping at anyone who approaches her, regardless of intent. woman so emotionally unavailable she fails or refuses to notice that her lame ass partner is trying to push the divorce papers until they've taken the kids and left a heartfelt but scathing note pinned to the fridge. woman with more vices than genuine friends. woman whose expression stays blank and arms remain limply at her sides when you wrap her up in yours for a hug. woman without a gentle touch in her body, with nothing but rough edges and sharp angles.
#🐉#obligatory 'yeah i realise these traits are more appealing in fictional characters than in your mother' disclaimer#but if male characters can embody this archetype and be considered attractive for it#i dont see why we cant have some toxic destructive nightmare women#woman who is your shitty dad but a girl
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[Image description: a comic of Mabel from Gravity Falls. She looks sad at first, saying: "Whenever my crushes like me back it feels wrong."
Perking up, she says: "I guess I'm losing feelings! Time to choose a new crush!"
She looks through binoculars, and continues: "Which boy should I have a crush on? I want an epic summer romance!"
In the last panel, she's in front of the aromantic flag. She's staring blankly, saying: "What. What do you mean that's not how crushes work. What is comp-het?" End ID.]
I propose: Mabel is aromantic she just has comphet
#Aromantic#Mabel pines#Gravity falls#Gravity falls fanart#Mabel gravity falls#Mabel#Nyel art#I love projecting my aromanticness onto my favorite characters lol#Realising that all my “crushes” were fake was so rough for me haha#Aro Mabel is everything <33 I'm glad others like her too#I hope I'm using the term “comphet” correctly!#Image description is by @anistarrose!
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— Kathryn Hahn, The Tonight Show, september 12
#“you know... fighting” are you SURE that's how you were gonna end that sentence ma'am#she really realised halfway through that she couldn't give spoilers sjkldfjsdklfj#kathryn hahn#agatha all along#agathario#aubrey plaza#aaaedit#agathaallalongedit#agatharioedit#userchibi#userairi#userbuckleys#userpegs#tuserheidi#tuservaleria#userkarolina#userholtz#tusermira#usercats#useralys#userdosa#userbarrow#agatha all along spoilers
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
#i think he Gets yoda in a way few do bc he knew him as a feral old man in a swamp and not Guy In Charge Of Everything#so he is yodas new best friend#and qui gon hears him talk for five mins and realises his ideal jedi is a real guy that exists#luke doesnt realise how much of a heretic he is okay he is a Luminous Being#luke skywalker#star wars prequels#stat wars original trilogy#sw originals#original trilogy#sw prequel trilogy#sw og trilogy#jedi order#star wars#sw#sw time travel fic#time travel au#the force#yoda#qui gon jinn#i think after a bit plo koon would also be a big fan#lee posts
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hyperfixations are so scary like yeah this could be a month long thing or i might be thinking of it everyday seven months from now. no way to tell
#occasionally i remember that post i made at the end of february where i was like#im not responsible for the person i will become when yj s2 starts airing!#and it gets funnier every month since 😭#i occasionally think my fixation faded only to realise i just became extremely used to thinking abt yj THAT MUCH#new normal etc
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