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legoobsessionist · 2 years ago

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Please watch this if you have even the slightest interest in machines

#gotta be the pinnacle of mechanical engineering #don't get me wrong #computers are neat #but I need contraptions #engineering #linotype #Youtube

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gio-goose · 24 days ago

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Couldn‘t sleep so I doodled a little Sin :> yippeeeee

#guilty gear #sin kiske #doodle #gg #dw guys #he is totally okay #totally did not put him in fhe contraption #cuz that would be evil #anyways- i need to sleep

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hellogoodbyeitsme · 3 months ago

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[Damian in the Minecraft server excitedly showing Jon his extensive (and ethical) farms that he made while Jon was banned from Minecraft to focus on studying for tests at school]

Jon: ... yeah, you're so shit at Minecraft. Looks nice though!

Damian: ?! what do you mean? I worked hard on these????

Jon: *sigh* I'll show you what a real Minecraft farm looks like!

[Jon brings him to his "farm" and proudly shows off the fact you cannot tell the pixels apart as there are so many animals in one spot]

Damian: I....... have no words for this. Our friendship is about to end over this. Think of their feelings.

Jon: but this is how you play Minecraft 😭😭 next you're going to tell me you don't even eat the animals at your farm and they're just decorative 😭

Damian: I'M A VEGETARIAN. 😡😡😡😡 I MAKE BREAD. 😡😡😡😡😡😡 LOG BACK OUT. 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

#hi I'm obsessed with thinking about them having an mc server but it's just the two of them #in my head Jon is 100000% the type of kid who watched people playing mc all the time but never found #fun in playing by himself so he forced Dami to play it with him #so he theoretically knows how to do a lot of stuff but practically is kind of unskilled #like he knows how to enchant his stuff he knows redstone contraptions he can do anything but he CANNOT avoid creepers or endermen #and dami is like 'i'm living my domestic dreams here'#dami would stumble across a bunch of diamonds and then try to get them with a wood pickaxe and then Jon would scream #once he understands how to mine diamonds correctly he doesn't even use them he just puts them in a chest for Jon to use #jon is like 'i want to fight the enderdragon plz come with me' and dami is like 'im busy building a railway system so I can easily #go between our house and the local villages #he probably likes to rebuild/fix up/improve the villages too #jon comes back from a long trip to the nether and Damian is halfway through building his own server batcave #jon kent #damian wayne #damijon #jondami #sorry I'm not gonna shut up about this for a minute I need to heal my inner child

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royalelo · 4 months ago

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More info on the Sicknezz AU!!!

ooo fugos being all mysterious ooo whats he gonna do nexxt oooooo find out when i decide to drop more lore ooooo

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sluckythewizard · 8 months ago

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these are A BIT OLD but uhhh here check out these aggio doodles i did forever ago. still VERY happy w my colors :3

#this was back in uhhhh jan 2023!! hot dog!! and its still perfeclty good to eat!#i think kian and chip would get along. they could talk about feelings. kian could give chip the therapy he needs. maybe kiss? who said that #jay and rand could also get along i think. smoke buddies. cigarette fans. i bet they could play dnd together. or build a contraption togeth #also WAUHG the way i colored in kira here is SO PERFECT.. SHES SO SPARKLY N PRETTY. ALSO THAT HOOORNN i remember bleeding for that #shading is HARD lighting is HARD drawing a crazy unicorn is HARD but SOOOO WORTH IT I SITLL LOVE HOW IT LOOKES.....#waht else is there. oh yes the prime defender doodles #i love mark so much.... i miss being crazy and strange abt mark winters... i need to draw him killing more people someday #anyway i gotta go to bed soon to keep my sleep schedul on track but I DONT WAANNA!!!! recently relistened to bitb. that might release spore #im also chippin away at that am i in heaven animatic between workin on commissions. I GOT RLY FAR!! i think that i could finish it within #like. 3 or 4 more inspo waves. it wont be unfinished forevcer..... its so close... just 4 more full scenes to rly fleshh out #so basically another 2 years. YEAH BABy. in the meantime i have a backlog of things i can poast. i got plenty o drawings and doodles to sha #alrigh thats all the ramblin im gonna do for now. sleep well everyone hope shool or work goes easy on u in the coming week

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milkweedman · 5 months ago

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My cat loves wool maybe more than I do (her favorite thing to do with wool is rip it to shreds....her second favorite thing is to lay on it as though brooding wooly eggs, and refuse to move), but I didn't think she'd care about the linen blanket at all.

She seems to like it a lot though. I don't know if its because it smells a lot like me (or so I imagine, as I did spin this yarn and knit it up) or because she also has an appreciation for high quality natural fibers...hard to say.

#cat #handspun yarn #linen #blanket #knit blanket #cat tw #shes snoring on it right now #i am supposed to be at work but i couldn't fucking do it today im not gonna lie #so. i am watching her snore and making contraptions in minecraft on my phone #realized i can save on pistons if i just do one piston pushing some honey blocks into bamboo #instead of a bunch of individual pistons breaking bamboo. i dont have a lot of pistons as you can surmise #anyway now i need to make a honey bottle farm. blegh.#my approach to figuring out redstone is the same as figuring out fiber things #if i fuck up for long enough sometimes the thing i want magically just happens :)

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attachablepenis · 2 years ago

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its completely unrealistic to believe that baby dirk, fresh off his meteor, was able to both not drown and somhow climb up into his bros old apartment

alpha dave setting up a wile e coyote giant baseball mitt and catapult contraption to catch and fling limp neck dirk to safety IS however completely believable and in character

#youre trying to tell me rose DIDNT tell dave about his ectobro living in water world #and dave giving himself an ulcer trying to figure out how to make sure this future baby doesnt DROWN #he WOULD come up with this and rose would hate that it works #alpha dave strider #dirk strider #homestuck #does dirk know what the contraption was for??#does he think its just one of his bros old ironic art installations??#or did dave set up a camera that miraculously survived and made sure it said SWEET CATCH when it filmed dirk landing #and dirk has to live with that knowledge #i desperately need to know

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aloneonceagainaspredicted · 1 year ago

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*gestures wildly* can yOU SEE HOW THEY— they are all fucking TESTING each other the entire movies aND BY GODS THEY FAIL/THEY DON'T AND AND *rips hair out straight from scalp* no! choice! ever! ends! well! *fall to my knees, punches the ground* they were never meant to be and yet they insisted upon it

#......this makes no sense bc i'm going Through It.....#how is it that adam trusted lawrence peter didnt listen to mark and zeke couldn't decide how to feel abt william #and despite such wide range of choices they get the Same Fucking Game Over.#strahm's research on mark #william's taunting in zeke's hunt for him #lawrence and adam pushing and calming each other down #john never meant for those two fuckers to develop a codependency #mark never meant to find such an oponent in peter #zeke never could've guessed he sparked an obsession in william #this franchise is fucking me up NOT the way it is supposed to #trust. choice. biggest theme of the contraptions but also those ships. i need stronger meds.#saw franchise #coffinshipping #spiralshipping #chainshipping #sawposting #spiralposting

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bitsbug · 10 months ago

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I NEED to find somebody else in the world who likes space engineers

#None of my friends are interested in my funny physics-based sandbox engineering game .......#it's not THAT complex you just need to sink a few hundred hours in... <- deranged #so cruel that I cannot share my horrid contraptions with anybody who understands #woe is me #obligatory talk tag #my awesome life #space engineers

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blujaynoodles · 1 year ago

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Ok, but gnome sex is wild, right? You know those guys are out there Innovating.

oh, 10000%!! like, inherently magical race of tinkerers and tricksters who can't stop moving or trying new stuff or they'll die of boredom?? you KNOW they're getting silly with it

#you don't live for 600 years and have normal sex #or I mean-- certainly not EXCLUSIVELY #you KNOW they got Potions and Contraptions #hang on I need to find a post rl quick #not art

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ratatatastic · 5 months ago

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bartop shenanigans at booze garden...

6.29.24

#niko mikkola #steven lorentz #anton lundell #florida panthers #tw flashing lights #mikksy using a whole champagne bottle and swaps out for another one now thats called fast reload time #in nikes and a cowboy hat...#need to know the lore of the cowboy hat who gave it to him #i dont think youll ever take that contraption away from lundy hes having to much fun blasting fog into the bar #hi stevie

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chickie-birdies · 4 months ago

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Recently bought the chickens a rat-proof feeder because the world's biggest pack of rats has moved in and I've had enough. Training the chickens to use it is going well, if slowly. (It would be a lot faster if I still lived with my chickens, or at least lived closer than 30 minutes away... 😅 I can't be there all the time to work with them.)

Midnight, however, refuses to engage with the thing and instead stands next to it looking cranky while she watches the young'uns eat.

#unfortunately the seller forgot to send me the part that makes the door close softly 🙄 he'll send it soon tho #it would definitely be easier to teach the chickens that this contraption is safe if it didn't slam closed #it would probably also be easier if they'd ever eaten out of a feeder of any sort ever in their lives 😅#midnight has been eating off the ground for 11 years and doesn't seem keen to eat out of some newfangled noisy tin can #but hopefully it'll get easier #if the chickens get hungry enough they'll eat out of anything i figure #anyway the star of these training sessions is definitely tofu. she's very shy so i didn't expect her to try it so quick but #apparently she'll do anything for bread scraps!#midnight #tofu #crow #oh yeah more quick notes #the front panel on the feeder is open in these photos bc i was still in the process of adjusting the spring tension #also I've since rearranged the bricks so it's easier for the chickens to stand in front of it #i reeeeally hope this works bc. you guys. the rats are SO bad #i was at the end of my rope i was seriously almost ready to simply get rid of all the chickens i was so stressed #things haven't been easy for me regarding all my animals i had to leave behind when i moved. i miss them every day #I'm also so not used to living in a house without a single animal. I've always had pets around til now #i want a cat but I'm holding out hope that i can convince my parents to give me MY cat. my dad refused to let me take her #and I'm worried about her. she needs more specialized care and she will never receive it in that house #sigh anyway. i have a lot on my mind

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blujayonthewing · 1 month ago

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melliwyk lived in her house for over a decade, and it was The Haunted House before she moved in and lived there as a largely reclusive wizard, making it The Haunted House (they say a witch lives there!), and one of the most fun routine-breakers in her life was when kids and teens would brave the trek through the woods to dare each other to knock on her door, which she always rewarded with Haunted House theatrics

#usually baxter likes to hang out outside when she doesn't need him so he often sees kids coming well in advance and can let her know #soul's rest is a tiny little rural village outside the central dominance of the vault #so it does not take very much magic At All to give nosey locals a satisfying spook #probably she also has some kind of rube goldberg scooby-doo ass Contraptions set up in case anyone comes by when she's asleep or out #this came up in canon when we went back to her house in the campaign #some kids showed up in the night when I think zhartook? was taking a watch? and he woke mel up and she was like OH MY GOD YES WATCH--#just a lil spookin. some prestidigitation eerie noises and chill breezes #and then boggle wandered into view of the window and scared the bejeezus out of them before mel could ramp it up herself #DELIGHTFUL #in general if she was in a good mood she'd stop what she was doing and have fun prankin #if she was in a bad mood she'd do something more decisively repellant like fog cloud or Cause Fear #but always harmless-- and never breaking kayfabe if it could be helped. good bit of fun for everyone involved! you'd hate to spoil that #obviously there are plenty of people who knew who she was and that she lived there because like... she did buy groceries etc #but most kids didn't know and would never connect the occasionally brusque but geberally friendly gnome they saw sometimes with The Witch #my OCs #melliwyk

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goldkirk · 10 months ago

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I wake up. I fall back asleep. I wake up. I fall back asleep. WHEN WILL IT END

#the spasms caused such intense pain last night #and my leg feels like someone shoved it through a deep bruising clothes wringer style contraption today #and has limited safe range of movement compared to normal #and I need to do work #and I need to take care of this body #and I need to do things for pleasure #and I need to find out if my grandma is actively dying today #and I need to—#STOP MAKING ME FALL ASLEEP. PLEASE.#I am so tired of being tired #I was JUST almost in a place where I didn’t feel overwhelmingly behind #and I was feeling like I was starting to approach competent #please I am begging #don’t make me backslide #shh katie

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ent-is-indecisive · 16 days ago

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Way late to the party due to a series of mishaps but mostly forgetting to charge my phone

#also i need to figure out a contraption to bike in a skirt #ent talks #the contraption will be 1 big pin

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birdmenmanga · 28 days ago

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vege guy is so funny though. when we went to the capital to stay at his mom's place he was like "it's like. it's like a nice place. like. maybe. a little bit... bourgeois... ummm (staring at me with big wet eyes) are you going 2 break up with me..."

#just thinking thoughts...#it WAS like. very nice. and it made me realize I couldn't even conceptualize the true vision of karasuma's apartment #because it's getting filtered through my life experiences of which do not include. gestures. That #they had a magnetic contraption attached to the mirror and it would hold your soap... like soap bars get soft if they sit in water right.#so there would be a magnet in the soap and a magnetic holder on the mirror... so the soap wouldn't be touching anything and trapping moistu #I couldn't even conceptualize of things like that man.#and like. they had a specialized air filtration/circulation system????#and there were so many things that were electronified...#there was a huge screen that would cycle slowly between different artworks that was also a television.#like it was huge huge. erm. erm. erm. if it was on the floor instead of the wall I could probably lay down and not touch the edges #YEAH IT'S BASICLALY THE SIZE OF A SINGLE BED...#and like everything was just. nice. I don't know how to describe it.#Every single piece of kitchenware felt hand-picked. everything was just nice. it was insane #like the thing is that my dad hit it big on the stock market but it still never felt like we had that #like it felt like all our cups were things college students left behind or shit we got at events #and like mom was like 'yeah I actually hate our couches lol... you sink too far into them :/'#i dunno it was also that it was just such a clean place #zero hoarding.#and like THAT to me is really it. THAT to me signals they have money because they don't have to hold onto every little thing #because if you need something... you could just buy it. again.

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