#but I made it into that for fun

[anarchswild]

Winter. Warmth. (Or lack thereof.) mini writing 2/?, suggested by @swamp-tastic

Orion looked out the window of the manor to view the snow falling on the other side of the glass. This was not their home in the warm Mediterranean of Italy, but a much, much colder country. Ever since their embrace over a century prior, they found they seldom missed those warm summers compared to their new blizzards.

Their most adorned ghoul, Aurora, prodded a small fire in the hearth to slowly bring it to life. The firelight glittered in the gemstones embedded in her hands and face and braided into her hair. Few ghouls had the courage to act up in front of them, and yet this one did. But there was no doubt of her loyalty. She was their most adorned for a reason, after all. 

They turned away from the window and towards their ghoul, who huffed as a cold breeze swept through the room and threatened to put out her fire. Her reactions were often adorable, and they found themself smiling at it once again.

“How fares the pack?” They asked, their tone flat. Disinterested.

“Penelope has been wondering when you will return, while Julian has been preparing to deal with those Hunters from last month.” Aurora listed off her small report, watching Orion for a reaction that never came. They would ask about the pack, but never cared much for what answers they’d receive. None knew what the two of them did, that the Tzimisce was immune to such things as the Vaulderie.

Orion paced slowly, taking in the brief bit of information. Their cold, crystal hands lifted up to touch a pair of porcelain dolls on a shelf. One made to be a smaller copy of themself, while the other was not quite as identical. Too human, too untouched by the embrace. But with those same eyes as their own.

“Will you be joining the pack this time?” Aurora asked, eyeing the doll in their hands.

They nodded, placing the doll back on its shelf. “If these are the same Hunters, then I must come. After all, my dearest twin and I have some catching up to do.” A hunger shone in their eyes as they looked back to their ghoul. Their long standing game would continue, and they would be the victor this time. They would become a beautiful, matching pair of canvases. There would be no other outcome.

[monochrome-merchant]

HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

[leavemebetosleep]

when I was a kid for some reason I thought Lola Bunny's last name was "Rabbit" and that she was actually Jessica and Roger's daughter. And the reason she wasn't in the original Loony Tunes is just that she wasn't born yet

I mean can you blame me. Look them and look at her. She's got a good blend of both of their features.

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[wrender]

Transparent pins taken from the Arquives' button collection!

[batmanego]

i hope everyone with yellow/missing/crooked teeth or braces or whatever has the most stupendous day in the whole world i love you let’s smile at each other and not be scared

[monstermonger]

Happy spooky season from your friendly neighborhood fire-lizard :D

[eggwishing]

I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!

[anna-scribbles]

adrien in my outfit from a few days ago✨ feat. my claws out converse

bonus:

[angelofdumpsterfires]

how i feel about all the changes in s3

[someonestrawberry]

saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

[kaiiyoshii]

i thought this meme would fit them

[lgbtlunaverse]

Nothing will dispell the "the curtains were just blue" myth faster than writing something yourself, because the amount of pretentious symbolism i am putting in my silly little fanfics is ridiculous. I mean SO much with these words, literally every single one of them. This fic has twenty five typos and zero correct uses of punctuation but if there's curtains you bet your ass I put thought into what colour they were.

[gallusrostromegalus]

New Meme Alignment Chart came to me in a fit of Mania this morning. Have fun kids!

[notherpuppet]

Radiorose 📻🥀

Based on a true story where I deadass just started digging through a new friend’s purse because I’m a psycho who forgot how to have any goddamned manners 💀