#but I just forgot

[tennessoui]

I NEED an epilogue from Quinlans POV where he wakes in the cell like a day later to several droids escorting him to a ship. And he's like "Why are you letting me go???" And they just respond that it was Lord Vaders orders and also to pls tell the Council that Kenobi sends his regards as well as his resignation. Also Palpatine is Sidious.

ok but POV you’re Quinlan Vos and after years of lying to a lot of people and roughly a year of lying to one of your closest friends, the time comes where you KNOW you need to tell him the truth before he risks his life doing something stupid but there’s a pretty strong case to be made that what he’s doing is actually the right thing anyway, he’s just doing it for the wrong reasons and you have no idea what he’ll do if he does know and after so long lying it’s hard to tell the truth so instead you don’t and then you let him go and then he doesn’t return your comm messages and you know that means he’s been captured because you know the bad guy and you know that he’d definitely capture him given half the chance

so obviously you have to go get him and rescue him especially before the bad guy tells him the truth before you can because who knows how that would end or what the truth can sound like if it’s twisted up more than it already is

and then of course you get captured and then tortured for a little bit and it’s definitely personal and then some time later the bad guy comes to your cell and takes you to a new one with your friend in it because ? Vader thinks his new pet Jedi needs enrichment? he is acting weird and you are expected to fix this

and of course when you see your friend you finally tell him the truth because you need to because the worst has already happened and because you think the guilt would kill you if you didn’t

and your friend’s pretty angry for sure but then he gets taken away and then he doesn’t come back for ages and ages and then when he does he’s like practically holding hands with the bad guy and he looks so fucking familiar for the first time in years

and then they like. staple a note to your shirt and then knock you out and you wake up on your way back to coruscant and you’re alone which means your friend stayed with the bad guy and you’re not sure what that means but you think like…you tried your thing. maybe something else will work better

[arinmoss]

painted Chappell again :3

[koroart]

I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

[phayz]

text conversation from my dream that i desperately wish was real

[drakenathan]

[bonezoid]

makeshit halloween at the tulpar

and the polaroid pic vers

[skorpionegrass]

the greatest spell you'll ever know

[jojaxcola]

the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind

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[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[ciderjacks]

losing part of you

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT Text) Happy very, very late Mother's Day!

I am not saying that zuko is sokkas substitute for kya. or they look in any way similar! The whole concept here is that something was happening at the moment, be it how they were laying in bed, how the hair pooled over the pillow, or how sokka was able to hold onto it. It just brought sokka back. It triggered a memory, and suddenly he relived a brief memory. Making him suddenly miss his mother again. hope you enjoy!

[climbdraws]

We watched the Devil die that day. We watched him die 9 times

[thelostmoongazer]

🐐⛧🐑

[bread--quest]

visitor at our museum made a comment today that made me question a lot of things so i'm making a poll about it

the scenario: it is a beautiful day outside and by beautiful i of course mean "cloudy with a chance of rain". sky is gray. smells rainy. possibly already drizzling. you don't really know How rainy it's going to get, but there will definitely be Sky Water happening for a good portion of the day.

also feel free to mention where you're from, if you think it's relevant or just want to give a shout out to your location

[snarkspawn]

based ofc on this

[monkesupreme]

ref

a satisfactory answer for Selina