#but I do vape/smoke weed
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TW: Addiction and alcoholism
Autism and Alcohol
Neurodivergent_lou
#autism#actually autistic#tw alcohol#tw drug use#how alcohol can affect autistics#personally I don’t drink it because of my meds#plus it doesn’t taste very good#but I do vape/smoke weed#it helps with sleep and anxiety sometimes#neurodivergence#neurodiversity#actually neurodivergent#feel free to reblog
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Brooklyn and Ben definitely convinced Yaz to start smoking with them. Brooklyn pulls Yaz aside and is like “Bro. I think you would benefit from a bit of weed”. and Yaz is mad sus. she couldn't smoke in hs bc of track and just never got into it. but Brooklyn has her hit a joint and Yaz is like “Wow… I love… not being anxious for like five seconds ….”
(Sammy does the minimum dosage on edibles)
#cw weed#tagging that just in case#thank you to my pookie who’s special interest is weed for helping me make this accurate#and also came up with some rlly fun headcanons#I think Brooklyn mostly rolls and smokes blunts#but she gets Yaz a bubbler bc Yaz doesn’t like coughing on a joint or blunt#Yaz is a bong girlie#We know Ben vapes#and probably dabs#Darius is a goody two shoes who avoids smoking but doesn’t mind that his friends do it#Kenji#i think he just#hes happy to hit it and sometimes his eyes get red#but nothing really changes and its fascinating actually#Brooklyn has done a little bit of everything#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#yasammy#sammy loves her weed smoking wife#they’re married here#but she definitely only smokes to help with her PTSD and Anxiety#in Wyoming#Weed is illegal in Texas
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genuinely so many of you want to be leftist and "punk" and countercultural soooooo bad but you refuse to become comfortable with the concept of people taking drugs for fun because they like it and not because they were somehow tricked or forced into it without knowing what they were getting themselves into
you'll be like "addiction is a disease!!" but think you're better than those degenerate stoners because you only drink energy drinks and white claws and would never touch "illegal drugs"
many if not most drugs CAN be consumed completely safely with almost 0 risk to the user and even if that werent true and all drugs were extremely dangerous you still wouldn't be better than those of us who love doing drugs recreationally
lighten up and grow up. get offline, talk to real adults, and stop being shocked to discover that they enjoy doing stuff that adults do like have sex and do drugs and even listen to rock and roll
#put punk in parantheses bc yall are hardcore straight edge at best lmao#goes to a punk show in someones basement and gasps when i see people snorting coke off each other in the corner#anyway heres your regular reminder from your friendly neighborhood drug addict that drugs can be and often are consumed safely#LSD‚ MDMA‚ psilocybin‚ cannabis of course‚ ketamine‚ coke‚ whippets. these are all drugs that i personally have used#and that are completely safe when used correctly and by someone who doesn't have some sort of allergy#even if someone is on a dangerous drug like meth or heroin you are not better than them#in fact theyre probably a lot chiller than your ass if youre still viewing drugs as a thing for 'degenerates' to do#literally can not hang out with non druggies anymore bc they cannot stop themselves from moralizing it#i mention that my vape has thc in it and i get That Look and a bunch of 'i would never smoke weed. i mean its fine. i just would NEVER'#i get it! you view drugs as a thing thats only for poor people or people who dont care about themselves or whatever#i call that the go ask alice effect. people will think you smoked weed then immediately had sex got pregnant and died of a heroin overdose#even when they think theyre being super progressive
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Hearing Hozier singing in Gaeilge single handedly Fixed Me. Also singing take me to church with a concert venue filled with lesbians healed my religious trauma I think
#hozier#one of the best concerts of my life jesus fuck#shoutout to the girlie in front on me reading destiel fanfic during the concert#and also to the four (4) seperate people who fainted I hope yall are ok 👍🏻#I'm insane now (positive) but yeah this meant a lot and fuck did it deliver#also actually. @whoever started smoking/vaping weed during Francesca. and then didn't stop during the rest of the concert:#what is your fucking problem#if you wanna go to a concert stoned you do you. don't fucking smoke inside a concert venue asshole
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being like... just barely too old for the vaping craze really does make me feel like i'm in a bizarro world. like what do you mean a very short-lived ad campaign got everyone like 2 years younger than me addicted to faux-smoking. just three months of 'don't you want to be cool??' got y'all spending your barely there disposable income on smoking for babies? in this economy???
i literally don't even know how it happened. just one day vaping didn't exist, the next my weirdo roommate was vaping but it was just him and tbh it was his healthiest addiction so we let it go, and then i blinked and everyone in the world younger than me is doing it.
for what reason??
#i never even understood hte appeal of real smoking#because its SUCH a high health cost for such a mild buzz?#same with vaping#youre spending that much money that much health... for JUST THAT???#you're better off just buyign a treat at the store??#or just smoke real weed#do you just not know how to roll??
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what the mercs smoke:
scout: doesn't smoke. gotta have those healthy lungs. would indulge in a vape occasionally but would cough horribly and try to hide it (also horribly). he'd try to bum cigarettes off of everyone around him though.
soldier: likes those big fat cigars but most often he doesn't even smoke them, just holds them in his teeth. he thinks it looks cool and manly but doesn't really enjoy the smoke. he's an american in his prime, recruit.
pyro: who knows. I honestly think they'd like smoke in general but I'm undecided. weed? nicotine? something harder? maybe. full suit hotbox. isn't really a smoker.
demoman: rarely if ever but always from a pipe. he doesn't think much of it. I don't think he'd enjoy smoking though, so probably only when he's stressed. wouldn't really be very interested in anything stronger than a bit of weed - alcohol is his thang. his pipe is neglected and he bites it too hard.
heavy: has tried a cigarette once or twice. didn't like it. he just doesn't think about smoking, would probably decline if offered a hit. if convinced to try it again, he'd inhale, make a funny face, and try to hide a cough. he'd be chill about it though.
engineer: classic smoker. when stressed he chainsmokes, but it's not often and he doesn't make a big deal out of it. tries to usually have a pack on hand, but it's fine if he forgets. might try a cigar if he's feeling fancy.
medic: pipe man. smokes rarely, but if he does, he indulges in harder substances as well. he knows how to use them safely, too. he does care about general health and takes good care of his pipe.
spy: smokes like a pack a day. only the expensive, fancy brands, but at some point he couldn't tell the difference anymore. smokes to stay awake and to wake up and after every match. medic loves touching his lungs because they've gotten such an interesting texture. it's a bigger problem than he'd like to admit.
sniper: only on his off hours. sometimes just lies down in his van and smokes weed. has generally routinely scheduled weed evenings. isn't a huge fan of smoke but it's the easiest way for him. used to smoke as a teen.
#funny version:#scout CHICKEN FLAVORED BACON LOW NICOTINE VAPE. soldier CRACK. pyro 2C-B#actually i dont think 2c-b counts as smoking. hm#demo OPIUM. heavy HEROINE. engineer METH.#medic CRACK. spy. sniper WEED#this stays in drafts forever btw so if it comes out you know im probably dead and gone#alright im publishing this. if it gets hate it gets deleted i think#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 mercs#i forgor to tag this at first and rn this is all im doing
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My birthday was full of unexpected interactions
#i had a lot of weird but heartfelt conversations with strangers#shared my vape with 2 different people#bought weed from a guy who had such a fun vibe#and older man told me to live my life#another remembered seeing me earlier in the day and asked how i was and if i was happy and to do what makes me happy#a girl i shared my vape with was trying to flirt with me but was also drunk and asked me to dance just before her uber arrived#i shared my vape with the older man too#multiple people chatted with me in the smoking area at the casino#people also said some really insightful and thought provoking things to me#as much as today was all over the place...#i has been a good birthday overall and i have enjoyed the little things#i cherish all the meaningful interactions i had today and enjoyed the small things i did for myself#i can't believe i'm in my mid 30s now#which is old af to most of the people on tumblr lol#anyway i'm gonna miss new mexico for another year but i miss my new life now and you know what?#i am happy i am living my life i am blessed with enough#what more could i ask for really?#kfi txt
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honestly every time I'm like i will be chasing that high for the rest of my life
#until the next concert. and if it's not good enough then the next one#but the whole atmosphere. the constant thumping music. moving with the crowd like a school of fish#vape and weed and cigarette smoke. i love it all. how you walk and pass by many different kinds of parties. the light displays#oh i love it. i need to do that 2 days/year or more#it's probably bc i haven't had really good sex but nothing is as good as substances+ music.. and a massive event#and lots of people all experiencing it at the same time. front row of a concert you genuinely enjoy.. wtf compares.....#kata.txt
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screw it. mask kink time
#still couldn't find the original post so here it is again#mask kink#weed#bc that puff of smoke was from my thc vape#god i need to do another photoshoot with this bitch
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puts my face in my hands. i have to be strong i Have to go on a weed break i Have to resist the desire to go out and buy weed
#i’m gods weakest soldier#rumbles#i at least make an Attempt to get high. almost every night#most of the time it sucks ass tho cause of my shitty little vape pen that i hate#i want to be smoking weed fr but i cant do so comfortably bc i liv w my mom lmao#but the vape pen worries me even more than the joint in terms of#lung health. let’s ignore the environmental impact rn#(ignoring that part cause i’m on my period lmao if i think about all the plastic my wretched necessary tampons use i. will die.)#and i could switch to edibles but 1.) i find them slow and unsatisfying#2.) absolutely terrified one of my dogs will gobble them all up and die#even tho i keep them locked away#augh
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(not rp) oh dear the things i would do for a hit of the weed that was in kim's bra (i am shot and killed instantly)
SILGKTWDSYUTJSKRGTGDFG
YOU'RE SO FUCKING FAIR FOR THAT THOUGH. AGREED.
(*I am shot immediately as well*)
#im going to smoke weed abt this rn in fact. and Wish#*my corpse is shot a second time*#asks#voltfruits#ooc#txt#kim pine#(next tags are mildly concerning i have just come back to express bafflement/concern/disbelief: i just tried to hit my weed vape just now +#+and the fucking thing is clogged right?? so naturally i just suck harder right?? to try and unclog it?? WHY DID I JUST SPIT OUT BLOOD??? +#+WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY MOUTH??? im going to be Concerned about this now hhhh)#[next tag contains suggestive joke minors pls look away]#(unclogged it w/out that happening again btw. sincerely do not know why that happened. suck game too strong i guess. anyone want me?)
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Would you like a dab that is 50% cat hair
#i don't have the energy to keep pulling the hairs out i just fuckin smoked cat hair bc im tired#and my actual wax is missing. i scraped some from an old container#my wax has been missing since last night so that's fun#my mom has weed but im too impatient to sit and continuously smoke lmao#doing a dab takes me 30 seconds#2 seconds if i have it in vape form
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They're NEVER making another guy like me
#red rambles#trying to get my ducks all in a like today and lmao#like two days ago I bummed a hit off my sister's vape pen and straight up had like. a fucking asthma attack#(as far as i knew i didn't *have* asthma)#only remembered because my sister then was like 'oh yeah mom has asthma that makes sense' as though i should've known that#so today i waq trying to put together all the stuff i gotta put in my medical file (also arthritis!yay!)#that's not the part that matters#the important part is. after i was done feeling like my lungs had just been clenched in a giant fist#i did not go 'damn that sucked im not doing that again'#i went 'woah that felt really weird can i have another hit'#(my sister said no given i had just been sitting on the floor saying I couldn't breathe right and wheezing for three minutes or whatever)#(reasonable but now i want to get a dab pen ir something)#(<- also just straight up do not like nicotine(#actually the REALLY funny part of this is that the reason ive been an edibles only bitch for the last year is that through high school ever#time i smoked weed i got hives. like. physical visible obvious skin rash. I've never had an asthma attack before#finally... the scary high I've been craving....#im still gonna get myself salvia though
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starting smoking: hoho hehe, lil head rush!!
trying to quit: why do I want to Stab Everyone
#soph rambles#vent#smoking#ur girl is tryin to get off of all the substances tm#start the new year fresh and all#I was sitting at work today wondering why I was so cranky and can’t focus#and realized ooo#I haven’t drank or had weed in a few days#and I’m also lowering the nic on my vape to try and quit#anyway I also spilled my coffee I am ready for this day to be over lmao#don’t do drugs kids#drugs are fun#quitting ain’t lol
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smokers
stop holding your breath there's no smoke in there right now.
#reminder#respirate please#this is also a reminder for me#i am not immune to the stress#smoking#vape#weed#cigs#smoke#girls who smoke weed#vape trick#vaping#new to tumblr how do i tag so this reaches my target audience#target audience being stressed out people who smoke
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mfs cant even dress. fuckin. wearing basketball shorts and a nondescript t shirt and short ass hair and have the gall to make fun of other people for dressing different. okay background character
#ok least memorable guy in the room#oh? oh what josh? do you play sports? you real good at your sports ball?#you smoke weed after school n shit? listen to rap music?#and thats your entiiiiiiiiiiiiiire personality. lol. lmao.#oh and its mainstream rap too. like wiz khalifa or somethin. and you never listen deeply to the lyrics or what they say#you only listen to it to feel cool while you smoke your weed.#oh and i bet you make having a care a personality too since theres literally absolutely nothing else remarkable about your character#car*#do ya go fishing? maybe like guns? maybe you just got a dog recently. wow. a real step forward for you and your empty ass soulless life#do you ever volunteer for things? do you ever actually. give a fuck about things?#do you have a hobby outside of sports? do you spend literally any time alone introspecting?#do you cope with life by drinking and vaping with your pals to avoid having to ever have a thought or feel an ounce of regret for being a#piece of shit?#crazy how i can read you like the back of my hand tyler josh stevenson#and by golly do you never question the ethicality of owning a lawn either. thats never crossed your mind. because giving af about anything#has never crossed your mind besides yourself#wonder how dissapointed your mom is in you but never tells you outright#she prolly hoped you would become more. stay a nice sweet little boy. but naur#ya didn't. and now you're pinning after celebrities who wear designer brands. because your life is empty and soulless.#too mean? eh. he needs to hear it.
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