#but I can’t SAY that bc everyone’s like noo he’s hot

[psyche-reads]

Naberius’s treatment in Gideon the Ninth is so cathartic, actually. He truly represents that universal lesbian experience of seeing a man that you know must technically be attractive because the girlies keep obsessing over him, but when you look at him you just think “ew yuck die” and form an intense, burning, instinctual hatred for him. Like, every time Gideon sees him she’s all “barf he smells like hair gel” or “ew he smirked like a douchebag.” Every time he’s in the room, he does this stupid routine that you’d expect of the Draco-in-leather-pants love interest in a shitty YA fantasy, except instead of fawning over it all the lesbians in the room just immediately go “shut tf up, Babs, I hope you die.” Truly the man-hating lesbian representation we need in the world

[orangepeelsyndrome]

karasuno boys in the morning

DAICHI SAWAMURA ;

wakes up at 6 every morning

steaming hot cup of coffee to get through the day--literally the hottest cup of coffee you've ever seen like hOW do you not burn yourself siR

possibly goes for a run? at least does some sit-ups and push-ups

breakfast is a MUST for this man

takes the train to school and hypes himself up on the way with good music

SUGAWARA KOSHI;

tries to be a morning person--i mean he wants to be SO badly but absolutely cannot get up earlier than 7

does the cutest little yawn + stretch when he finally gets up

will whisper good morning to his plants like the sweet bean he is

breakfast is light but nutritious

i feel like he drinks tea ? but he definitely has a pumpkin spice latte when fall comes around

brings a journal with him on the train to school (he wants to use it to write poetry or short stories but he never knows how to finish them bc he can't find the proper words)

ASAHI AZUMANE ;

jolts himself awake kinda like how you would when your body thinks you're falling

gets up extra early to make a smoothie or acai bowl or some shit

also needs the extra time to do his hair (he definitely messes with it a lot and re-does it until it looks perfect you cannot convince me otherwise)

also his skin care routine is ✨immaculate✨

NISHINOYA YU ;

this is the mf who sets his alarm at 4:30 to finish last nite's homework but sleeps through it. every. single. damn. day.

def scrambles around to get all his shit packed and ready for the day

rolls out of bed with perfect bed head (the smexy kind tho dw) :)

somehow has time to put together a good breakfast

TANAKA RYUNOSUKE ;

also gets up super early to do his homework (like maybe 6) but still manages to either get it completely wrong or doesn't finish

doesn't need coffee (wbk tho) but always steals some if his sister is making it

packs a shit ton of snacks to eat sneakily in class

somehow always forgets something dumb like an eraser or pencils

blasts music on his way to school that everyone can definitely hear (but they're all bops so no one really minds)

ENNOSHITA CHIKARA ;

sets his alarm for 7:00 but doesn't actually get out of bed until like 7:30

why do i feel like he's a morning shower kind of guy

tbh his go-to breakfast is toast but some days he'll spice it up and add some avocados

tbh has a basic morning routine but don't ever let him hear you say that he will get self-conscious (sweet baby boy we love youuu)

sometimes gets up earlier just to re-write his homework if he thinks his writing is messy (it literally never is tho)

KAGEYAMA TOBIO ;

usually will sleep in but now has the habit of getting up early just so he can get to school before hinata

breakfasts are a chaotic mess like he'll just grab whatever junk food he finds first

gotta get that milk tho

one of them boys who rolls out of bed with clear skin and amazing hair without even trying sjdbjfjd how

sometimes has to sprint back home half-way to school because he forgot his whole ass bag

HINATA SHOYO ;

baby crow isn't a morning person in the slightest but needs to beat kageyama so his alarm is literally set for 5 am

meat buns for breakfastttt

will tie his sister's shoes before he leaves and she pats his head afterwards bc they're adorable

hypes himself up in the mirror and when his sister catches him she helps hype him up in the mirror too

will always accidentally put on an item of clothing incorrectly and has to rush to redo it

doesn't have any coffee in the morning bc let's be honest it would ruin his two braincells

it's canon but we all know he speed bikes to school

TSUKISHIMA KEI ;

either gets up at 6 or 20 minutes before school starts

was probably trolling people the nite before and forget to sleep so the eye bags are extreme

no breakfast bc he doesn't have the energy in the morning to function

morning routine is short and simple but i hc that he spends extra long taking care of his teeth or that dental hygiene is weirdly super important for him idk

like the man MUST floss before he leaves for school otherwise all hell breaks loose

YAMAGUCHI TADASHI ;

angel baby is not a morning person sorry

like if it weren't for tsukki sending him wake up texts/calls he would def sleep until noon

and then when he wakes up after the fourth text he always, always calls him to apologize

loves breakfast (i can so see him having a pinterest board of breakfasts he wants to make) but legit never wakes up in time to execute

washes his face in the morning and has the softest towel to dry afterwards

bought a dinosaur toothbrush to impress tsukki (lowkey it did but he'll never admit it) that he uses regularly now

bonus:

SHIMIZU KIYOKO ;

a queeeen with a badass morning routine

wakes up at 5:30 and does yoga while the sun rises

breakfasts are so important and they always turn out amazing somehow (pls teach me your waysss)

puts a lot of effort into her skin and hair routine (but only to keep it healthy and moisturized)

sometimes if she has time i so see her trying out little accessories that look ADORABLE on her but she lowkey would feel self-conscious wearing to school (like noo wear a beret to school plss i beg you)

HITOKA YACHI ;

an angel but not really a morning person

definitely sleeps with a stuffed animal that a close friend gave her

her breakfasts are actually the cutest things you will ever see and they smell amazing

brings a book to read on the train to school because the thought of small talk is terrifying (same lol)

like kiyoko she will also experiment with accessories but quickly gets too shy to wear them out of the house (again imagine yachi with like a pastel headband or scarf plsss im soft)

has started using the scented hand cream she saw kiyoko use and now she's lowkey obsessed with it

[selfcareparker]

yesss the letter format 💝💓💘💖💞💕💖💞💓 (lovely anon)

my dearest aria (a hamilton reference lmao),

i’m home alone (bc i wanted the house alone to get my head together after my brothers were mean to me 🙃) and i’m so hype LMAO but i’m watching chloe x halle’s tiny desk concert and honestly just vibing. (this is so random) besides zendaya like they are my badass black women role models. my one accomplishment would be to learn to body roll like them LMAO

oh nevermind i can’t have anything nice, my dad just came home 🙃 WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THIS ASK WTFFF

i’m liking tfatws, the second episode was veryyy intense imo but WANDAVISION IS SO GOOD😭 i knew it was going to be my favorite from the really old trailer but it’s really good and i promise it’s not just sitcoms, girl especially cuz you’ll have all the episodes already out- we were having to wait every week😭 BUT ITS SO GOOD I PROMISE HDJSHDJSH lmao reading this i was like “i- the episodes aren’t an hour long” but i feel that, it’s hard for me to watch tfatws bc they are an hour long and i’m like 😐 but wandavision episodes are less than 30mins bc I KID YOU NOT they have the damn 10 MINUTE CREDITS DHDJSJ no i don’t think we’ve talked about this b4 lol but it all depends on the series for me. i binged love island uk in less than a week bc i was so invested and LITERALLY LOVE IT but uh those episodes are like an hour and a half, but say i was binging tfatws (it’s so hard to type that ohmigosh) i honestly would not be able to do it bc of the intensity (you may be like what intensity but if you’ve seen episode 2 by the time you’re reading this.......... isaiah and the scene afterwards is all i have to say, esp me being black it was so tough :/)

girl you’re fine, as long as you’ve experienced it once hahaha i think the reason why it’s so important to my family (this letter feels so personal and extreme HSJSJA IM SORRY) is bc my grandmother loved it and in my family i guess it’s just important to us lol like my mom and dad love it too and we have the literal VHS tapes LMAO, but it only came up recently cuz my youngest brother was watching lion guard HAHA and he wanted to see the originals :) and fun fact (unless you already know) but there’s a lion king part 2 and 1 1/2 and i have all three ON VHS HAHAHA but i love lion king 1 duh (the og) but part two’s music and love story..... is so good. anyway. 🦁

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING DURING THE WHOLE MOVIE THEATER ENCOUNTER THING HAHAHA AND WHEN SHE WAS SAYING AWKWARD I WAS LIKE WTF THE NOISE LMAOOOO i don’t think there’s a better way to describe that whole situation than ZKDHDJSHAJAJSHDJSNAHA. yeah. yeaaaa at the cinemas (i like the word cinema more than movies 🥰) here they have chips (fries), some have ice cream, nachos, drinks, hot dogs, the cinema we were at had pretzels and like BURGERS I WAS LIKE HUH OKAY and ya know obviously popcorn but i don’t know why the theaters (or cinemas) here do that, it started a long time ago though like yearsssss

PLEASE i have the longest movie watchlist and uhh haven’t seen any of them JDJSKA (istg i use HSJSSKSH as a period - like . ) i’m still hype for cherry but very hesitant (idk if i can handle it) but i’m thinking about watching it in the next couple of weeks? i know it’ll take me forever bc i’m gonna have to keep pausing and shit but idk. i’ve asked around for very specific trigger warnings and time stamps so i REALLY know what’s coming (even if it spoiled the film a bit for me) but i do really wanna see it (i think? writing this now i’m not so sure lol) so whooooooo really knows lol, but chaos walking YES i was really excited about it :))) and about my friend uhh dude you don’t sound mean at all i was literally thinking the same thing but worse HAAKL idk what she was there for???? she bought my ticket tho so 💁🏾‍♀️ whatever

“SIMS ahh, BUNK BEDS ahh” had me cracking up lmao and you know my sims status JAJAHHAJ but i’m gonna become like you, saving every 5 minutes 😭 but that’s exactly what happened to me, i really didn’t know whether to shut it off or not but after 2 hours i was heartbroken lol i’m literally making a list of things i need to redo that wasn’t saved lmao

CAN I JUST SAY UR A MASTERMIND THOUGH??? UR SIMS GAME SOUNDS SO *chefs kiss* IM CRINE university is PAINFULLY long and LITERALLY I FEEEL THAT like you can’t do anything else without failing, i had my sim go to a party once for like a few hours and i felt so dumb afterwards like urgh he should’ve been studying LMAOO just cracking down on work honestly. UR NEIGHBOR!AU IN THE SIMS PLEASEEE i am very much in love with it, yes. (pouring rain has just suddenly begun where i am rn wow ok) i love that you put them on the same lot, that was really really smart and i love that ur living out your sexuality in the sims😭 i was abt to say “now you can say you’ve got experience bc of the sims” but ANYWAY IGNORE ME fhdhs THE ALIEN BABY DHSJSK i hope it’s not a dealbreaker for enisa. that’d be tragic. IM BACK IN UPPERCASE THO BC YES MAKING OUT IN THE SIMS IS SO HOT TO ME??? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE STFU OH MY GOSH- all the stuff, whispering sweet nothings, and the making out, and JUST ALL OF IT!!! AM I TOUCH STARVED????? there was this time i made my sim just continue to woohoo bc it was turning me on big time. ANYWAY

half way through that i had to go to my grandmothers house (not the one that likes lion king, but uh hmm idk if you remember but i was talking abt my shit family so yeah that grandmother lol) so now i’m finishing this 🥴 and instead of chloe x halle i’m watching a tom interview lmao & if this takes me longer than 30 minutes.... imma cry

I REALLY WANNA ASK- IS IT BC UR GERMAN LIKE YOU CAN JUST WRITE OUT THAT LONG ASS WORD???? i mean i can’t write out supercalafrag- anyway, but that word is a bit nonsense, UR WORD IS A REAL WORD DUDE HDJSHS i love how ur like “maybe i mixed up these words” YEA OK.

lol i had to google what are waveformers lol (lol makes a comeback) and they look like curlers that you would sleep in (here we would call them curlers or uhm i forgot uhhhhhhh rollers i think) but ur fine when am i ever making sense?? i think the best part about these is the chaos yet we understand what the other means 😌

H20 H20 H20 OH MY GOODNESS SHE BROUGHT UP H20 OK MY LIFE WAS H20🥲 I HAVE THEIR LOCKET NECKLACE AND (short storytime) when i was younger i thought they were american despite their accents (idk i was dumb) but then i figured they weren’t when lewis went to go study in america HAHAH ALSO FAVORITE COUPLE CLEO AND LEWIS UGH WATCH ME REWATCH THE SHOW NOW THANKS (also i hated elizabeth so much) but anyway back on topic, when lewis went to go study in the US i looked up where the show took place and all that good stuff and i found out they were australian HAHAH and that started my obsession with accents LMAO the uk :’)) (i’m proofreading AND AUSTRALIA IS NOT A PART OF THE UK LMAOO IM SOO DHSJSSHS) also it is now one of my many goals (besides the body roll HAHAH) to go to mako island (that’s what it’s called right??)

about music, i googled stormzy and i might listen to a song of his.. LOL I WANNA GIVE IT A TRY IMMA DO IT FOR YOU NFDVSFSG lmaoo the german rapper had me cackling (autocorrect once again being helpful and said raper and i’m like nOO) i mean we all have that one person. can’t lie, won’t lie. my one (IM SORRY BUT AUTOCORRECT HAD “MY ONE TRUE ACCOMPLISHMENT” SITTING AND READY HDJSJA I DONT EVEN TYPE THAT wHAT) person out of my white soft boy with brown hair and brown eyes type would beeeee pete davidson. love me some petey. i was gonna say rex orange county as well lmao but i don’t really loveeee him i’m just in love with his music... and wanna be friends with him..... so 👉🏾👈🏾 (i never do that fdshsh)

oh my goodness, i love tattoos too- GASP what are you thinking of getting 🥺 i want tattoos too but i’m too indecisive to figure out what to have & where. especially in my family... idk they aren’t frowned upon but my mom’s not applauding the thought lol, if i got one it would have to be meaningful but i am absolutely in love with (for example) ariana grande’s finger tattoos !! they’re so cute and simple :’) i don’t even know if i can get tattoos? my skin is... interesting. not in a bad way!! just like.... idk how to explain it??? keyloids run in the family & i got a piercing once and it got infected soo :/ the doctor also confirmed that if i wanted tattoos they couldn’t be in color so LMAO

ONCE AGAIN THIS WHOLE THING FEELS SO TMI DHSHSSJ IM LIKE OHMIGOSH SHUT UP SHE DOESNT CARE JESJSKS

in regards to you not sleeping, i wanted to mention that dumb bird, what was the reason it was up so early aT 4AM???? SIR WHO YOU CALLING TO??? also it’s 11:30pm and idk why i’m tired???

yeah i was never SUPER into justin so i don’t know exactly what albums you’re talking about lol, i do know yummy though.. but everyone did hahaha also i listen to so much pop 🙈 i mean maybe... idk what would count as pop and what wouldn’t. that new person feeling though.. i get that. it’s like who is this new person..? i kinda feel like that with taylor swift (i was never THAT into her either though so it’s like oh wait i didn’t know you from the beginning instead of hello old friend but you’re different lol)

about the concerts, thanks 🥰🥰 that’s so sweet what you did for your mom too, it’s nice seeing them so happy like 🥲 awh AND GLEE IS AND WAS MY LIFE FOR A V V LONG TIME, i’ve been meaning to rewatch it for the longest time lmaooo but i’m just so lazy and it’s such a commitment... i’ll have to get emotionally involved again and idk if i want that rn. but i have a friend on instagram and she runs a glee fan account and it’s such a big part of her life i really don’t think i could ever be THAT obsessed with something. like another one of my friends loves tom holland so much that she changed her mom’s name in her phone to what tom’s mom’s name is in his phone (that was confusing lol) and obviously i’m not judging them AT ALL, it just couldn’t be me lol

CONCERTS LOOK LIKE SO MUCH FUN 😩😩 LIKE THE EXPERIENCE AND THE FEELINGGG URGHSJS i wanna see a few people live like ari and chloe x halle and- hmm.... idk who else FJDSJ rex orange county i guess huh anyway, the experience just sounds so amazing and the atmosphere is just ✨✨✨ yeah

aria do it do it do it do it do it- watch hamilton!! but with subtitles bc you won’t catch half of the things they’re saying without them LMAO (me and my family watched it and they all didn’t like it bc they didn’t know what was happening lol) BUT DONT WATCH IT AT 4AM LMAO ITS LITERALLY 3 HOURS LONG

yes!! superior peter fics 🥺🥺🥺🥺 and it just shows how much of an incredible writer AND PERSON you are through your fics that you can turn a blurb into 2k....... like what.

LMAO the annoying thing, sometimes i feel like i’m bothering people (like right now HAHAH) but i think it’s my antisocial side being like yeaa no one wants to talk to you like you wanna talk to them :’) idk it’s strange!! sometimes i get really ✨insecure✨ and overthink everything LOL like is this too long, im talking too much, i’m swearing too much, oh lord i’m a pain, all that good shit lmao so that’s fun:))

ALSO YOUR BLOG IS SO FUN TO ME HAHAK LIKE ITS JUST YOUR OWN AND I LOVE THAT!!! like you talk about everything and anything on here lol,, and i say that bc what you said lmao how if i was someone else i would want to fuck me so bad😭 i honestly don’t understand how i don’t have people lining up though..... but if no one’s gonna tell you... then you tell yourself, period (and sometimes telling yourself is fucking yourself HSHAJKS OK NEXT)

ohmigosh the realization you had that you graduated last year and are going to uni this year🤧 but the fact that you had a teacher who LEFT THE GROUP CHAT bc she was mad at y’all i- 😭 but yeah about your maths (i always wondered why you guys call it maths and the US calls it math. like i know so many people out of the states, not just in the uk that say maths) teacher- i saw this post that said online school is looking a lot like dora the explorer😭😭 “you have any questions?” 🦗 “okay bye then” lmao and please i love when tests have nothing to do with what you studied like ??? thanks? sometimes i get scared that my teacher will somehow find out that i googled everything? or like my answer is too close to the answer sheet or something. i get sooo nervous lol but i’m already past that point of not being able to do anything myself DHJS i mean i’m still learning like i said!! read the question, read the answer. boom. now i know the answer to the question and i learned!

THANKS 🙈🥰🤧 idk how else to explain my feelings LMAO i feel it’s cool that you find my dance lessons and voice lessons cool so thanks :’)

oh god not headache season 😭😭 allergies are the worst like it’s not even funny. is headache season just when the seasons are changing or is it like... all throughout the summer? cuz i love the summer lmaoo i love the winter too but i just love wearing as little clothes as possible LMAO

GIRL IF THAT BIRD DONT STOP CHIRPING- i am 100% convinced that it is the same bird trying to give you headaches and no sleep and it needs to stfu 😤 and pLEASE ur theme is adorable and pretty and cute but also it just feels like you? idk if i’m explaining this right or if it’s bc i’ve been talking to you for a bit but it’s cute but not innocent in a way that i’m surprised that you write smut and- yeah, that didn’t make sense!! but ur new theme is gonna look pretty too and as long as you like it, it’ll be amazing🥰

yessssss the fact that megan is gonna be ur pfp YES JUST YES

edit: ok i just need to 🥺😭 sometimes u make me wanna cry cuz i feel like you’re just a kind person. i truly mean this, the fact that you celebrate yours & others stretch marks makes me so 🥺🥺🥺 i honestly don’t know anyone who has said they want need more stretch marks and it’s just all very lovely to me :’)) OKAY IMMA STOP BEING SAPPY

#yes my fake tags are back #by popular demand #aka me #and look i have actual tags this time! #i’m seriously craving water ice rn....... huh #but it’s past midnight and i fr fr want a snack #aw man #i wrote that last paragraph while doing my tags yes #and i hope you become responsible for that anon’s orgasm #assuming they had one #and i saw your response to the tom thing and yeaa when they only look like that for something and it’s like aw bae be yourself #i’m gonna shut up now and find a snack but goodnight!! morning?? IDK #IF THESE TAGS END UP AS ACTUAL TAGS I AM SO SORRY HAHAHA #alright proofreading done and i’m gonna go eat cereal

okay i‘m on my way to a driving lesson rn and afterwards i have a zoom uni thing, and then another uni thing lmao. but hopefully i can reply to this in between because i‘ve been dying to talk to you since i got this ask dldjds💘💘💘 (i really like this heart. i had a 💖 phase for a while and now it‘s 💘 (seems like a very romantic heart but.... it is what it is idk dkddj)

^okay that was literally all i wrote before my lesson lmfao. just had the worst driving lesson ever dbdvsnylkxsksj i think i‘ve gotten too used to being good at driving and now i‘ve gotten too cocky with it 🥴 anyway i‘ve had such a stressful day and overall week but tbh i‘m already feeling better bc i can (indirectly) talk to you <333

omg i went to chloe or halle (i don‘t remember who out of the two)‘s instagram the other day and found out that they are not twins alejeleksjsksj but yes oh my god their voices are literally angelic and i can‘t wait to see Halle as Ariel (Arielle??)🥰 and omg it‘s literally 2021 and we‘ve only had......... one(?) black Disney Princess like it‘s about fucking time (I might be forgetting someone, I‘m not too familiar with the new Disney films, but as far as I remember there‘s only Tiana right? (who is literally a frog for 3/4 of the film 😭😭) so yes i‘m here for it too😌😌😌 (obviously she‘s not a cartoon like tiana ekdlek but she‘s a disney princess you know what i mean ddkjdh)

pfkejdj i‘m already overwhelmed with my parents i can‘t imagine having siblings too 😭😭 (sometimes i wish i had siblings but then other times (like after reading what you wrote dksjj) i‘m glad that i‘m an only child lmao like your brothers being mean to you and i remember when you cried and he was just like 👁👄👁 ok. like i’m totally okay being an only child sksjsj———and he doesn‘t listen to music 🤧🤧🤧 (although i guess that‘s good for you because at least he can‘t annoy you by listening to loud music that you hate dmdn)

okay okay i might watch wandavision then??? I‘ll definitely let you know!!! and yes omg i‘m loving tfatws (that really is so fucking hard to type omg) but same i totally get what you mean, i‘m not used to watching action series at all and every episode so far has been like a little movie so i‘m glad that i didn‘t wait until it was all out cause there’s no way i could binge watch that lol) and yes last episode was really intense. i‘m glad that marvel are talking about racism because (from what i‘ve seen) they haven‘t been the best in that department, and i‘m really curious to see what they‘ll do in the next episodes (curious isn‘t the right word but excited isn‘t the right wort either, like i‘m excited but in a neutral way ? i‘ll shut up dslsksj i hate that german has so many words that you cant translate because theres a really good german word that describes how i’m feeling but i cant think of a good translation ugh)

okay i absolutely need to watch lion king (and part 2 and 1/ 1/2 dksksj) AND hamilton, i might even do it soon 👀

BURGERS AT THE CINEMA? EBEEISNDBEKSK i‘ll come to the US just to go and watch a movie lmaooo, i think all the popcorn sizes and drinks are bigger as well, i‘ll come and watch chaos walking with you 😌😌 does next week work?

and yeah i‘ve seen posts with specific time stamps and trigger warning for cherry too so if you haven’t looked on tumblr yet i’ve def seen some! (but ive also seen some on twitter and yeah- i mean idk youve probably looked on tumblr but yeah- then there’s also imdb which doesn’t have time stamps i believe but quite specific warnings, mostly without spoilers!)

Tbh i don‘t think i would have even considered watching cherry if tom wasn‘t in it... (i’m personally fine with most of the triggering topics/things like for some reason i’m just stoic when i’m watching the most tragic films ever dldldldlbut the plot just... idk if it‘s for me you know? just entertainment wise?).... and even with tom in it i‘m unsure skeldls, i‘d totally get if you decide not to watch it but let me know if you do i‘d want to hear your thoughts! <3

SKSLSJJ my sims both finally graduated!! i think i played sometime last week, and i literally got the achievement/notification that i‘d been playing with this household for 24hours.... and that was BEFORE they graduated dldjdldkdksjjs

oh no my tumblr broke and three paragraphs of me talking about sims were deleted 😭😭😭

WAIT NO I TOOK SCREENSHOTSSKSK because i couldn’t press save so i knew they might be gone okay okay okay i‘m a genius

*move out

oh no idk if the quality is too bad to read... idk how good your eyes are dkdkdjjd (also sometimes it will be really bad quality for some but not for others so i hope that the you can see the pics in a normal/good quality)

Okay let me continue

OMG THE ROMANTIC AND SEXUAL STUFF IS THE BEST PART ABOUT THE SIMS DIDLDKJIkdkj i kind of miss how in the sims 3 they would be making out basically lying on top of each other if they were on a bed— but in sims 4 when they‘re sitting next to each other and everything that‘s definitely hot too 😌😭 or with hot tubs dkdkdk how one sim climbs on the other sim‘s lap before they woohoo (i used to make them skinny dip in the hot tub and then make out and woohoo so they’re like naked on top of each other even if you can‘t see anything- en e waysss)

Dkdkdkdj so @ Rindfleischet.. blah bla. so it‘s basically just loads of individual words put together/connected and that‘s a really big part of german. so yesterday i had an online Einführungsveranstaltung for uni (like it was a zoom meeting where they just talked about general stuff about the uni and i was really anxious before, idk why, but it turned out absolutely fine so) and that words consists of the two words Einführung (introduction) and Veranstaltung (event) which are also two individual words but you can make a new word (Einführungsveranstaltung, so in english that‘s basically “introduction event“ lmao) by combining those two words. there are obviously some rules like you can‘t just combine random words in a random order but you can basically make infinite words (technically). for example (i feel like i‘m teaching a class just skip this if you don’t care 🙃🙃🙃djdjdkdlns)

for example i could say Einführungsveranstaltungsteilnehmer (which is not underlined with red by tumblr because it is a grammatically correct compound word (i think that‘s what they‘re called?)) which is the words introduction + event + participant, so that word just means “participant of an introductory event“ but instead it‘s one word? i hope that makes sense? dkdkkdksks i mean it makes sense in german but idk if it makes sense to you cause idk if i‘m explaining it very well lmao,

(I just deleted a really really long paragraph that i wrote about gender in the german language and grammar, you‘re welcome slsksksj)

my capacity to think has now been used up for the week 🥴🥴🥴 i absolutely do not blame you if you just skipped over that part or can‘t be bothered to (re)read my awful explanation edkflsksjdjdj (again, i had double the amount of words but i just deleted it dkdkdlslsl but what‘s left lf my german lesson is probably confusing enough already😭i‘m sorry🥴)

so to answer your question LEJDKSKJ: it‘s really common to have long words in german, words that are just word+ word+ word + word made into one long word. obv rindfleischetikettierung..... is a very extreme example and it‘s normally just 2-4 words made into one! So yup i think that comes mostly from german and talking german and growing up here and going to school here and everything dmdfnsksx

i think the best part about these is the chaos yet we understand what the other means 😌— YES. YES. Yes. I love that about us 😌😌🥰🥰/ I love us. Yes.

okay but your friend changing her mom‘s name into tom‘s mum‘s name (was that right? Dkdkdjh)—— so Justin Bieber once posted something where you could see that his Dad‘s number was saved as „Daddy Cakes“ (which, thinking back, sounds very weird ekejjej) and till this day I have my Dad’s contact name as Tata (which is serbian for Dad lmao), “Tata🍰“ in my phone because of it 😭😭😭😭🙃🙃🙃 it‘s not because of justin anymore like i‘ve just gotten used to it by now but at first i did it because of justin lol........ but nowadays i don‘t think i‘m THAT type of fan of anyone- like you know how people have fandom names (Justin‘s fans are the Beliebers, One Direction fans are Directioners (writing that hurt my soul💔💔💔)) and I wouldn‘t consider myself a fan of anyone like that. like even with tom i wouldn‘t call myself........ does tom even have a name for his fans??? Well if he does, I wouldn‘t call myself that. Like i used to be such a hardcore stan for any celebrity that i liked and now it‘s just... okay, i like em. (She says on her blog where she writes fan fiction about Tom Holland — WJDJEJDKELSKSKKSNSNDXB🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃)

Omg rex orange county!!!!!! I don‘t know that many songs like I‘ve only listened to the album pony, but i love it 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

thanks again for what you said about my fics/writing I‘m🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Pete Davidson Pete Davidson Pete Davidson I‘m-🥰🥰🥰🥰 and I can‘t explain why. But as blissfulparker said the other day (i don‘t want to tag her and make her read through all of this lolll) “I like my men when they look like they are on the brink of death 😍“ (or something along the lines of that) eskkejs okay pete isn‘t that bad, he looks quite good on some days but other days you‘re like... is this man alive? Like i don‘t want to be mean I love Pete so much The King of Staten Island is literally my favourite film ever (although it‘s not my #1 because of how he looks, but i mean he does look good) VUT ALSO

(Okay i was gonna look for a terrible picture of him but he really doesn‘t look as bad as people say??? like. i think he‘s hot. can‘t necessarily explain why. so that‘s that on that.)

i‘m not going chronologically right now (i just keep scrolling up to your ask and replying to whatever i see first sksksksh) so i might miss a thing or two that you said

Okay Stormzy, you really really don‘t have to dkdkdjd like i think you said you don‘t really listen to rap, and uk rap is a whole nother thing from us rap because of the accent i feel like??? (That sentence did not make sense) BUT if you‘re looking for a few songs that aren‘t like RAP rap, then I‘d recommend One Second (feat HER), Superheroes, Own it (which you might know?), ummm maybe the song Lessons?, he has a ton of Lion King references by the way dkdjdj for example in Rachael‘s Little Brother but that‘s like more RAP again if you know what I mean?😭 and it‘s also like 5 Minutes long and tbh i only started liking that song a year after that album came out lmao but Rachael‘s Little Brother is possibly my fav Stormzy song, then there is Shut Up which you absolutely need to listen to just for fun dldjdjd like it‘s just pure fun and also a little funny lmao, especially if you‘re not British (i imagine so at least) cause he‘s like shuTTTT up idk dldkdjdldkjdhdhfjfbfldlsksksks

Vossi Bop is one of his classics, and then maybeee - ok so there‘s Blinded By Your Grace Pt. 2 lmaoobdjsj it‘s very (Christian/) religious but i like it a lot even though i‘m not really Christian (at least not practicing or anything) so idk about your views on religion but i do like the song a lot just by like the sound lmao

Okay so again you absolutely DO NOT have to listen to any, especially not for me dlskdj but I really do recommend the songs Superheroes, One Second and Rachael‘s Little Brother (and all the other ones i mentioned but if you don‘t listen to a lot of his songs you should at least give these three a try <3333) also let me know some of your songs? 🥺 like i dont care who they‘re by but i‘d love to listen to some that you like and Recommend 🥰🥰🥰

Okay so skdjdjdjddhhddhdhjsk... I used to watch all of my series in German (like H2O) bc obviously they were on german tv so they were german- and i knew that most of these actors i saw on tv were american and i was always SO fascinated that they all learned german for this show??? Like I actually thought they were the people‘s real voices and that these English and American actors were learning german so they could re-record the whole ass show and do everything in german dkdkdldjdjjd... i swear I thought that until I was like 14 omg. And then the first time that I watched H2O in the original version i was sooo confused about their accents because to me all actors who spoke english were American?? I mean MOST of those shows are American so I wasn‘t completely off but yeah i was definitely caught off guard when I heard all of their Australian accents for the first time 💀💀😭😭😭

@ math vs maths, math actually makes more sense in my opinion. like you have the word mathematics, then the abbreviation would obviously be math... why would English people randomly add the s from the end??? Or maybe it makes more sense after all because it‘s like plural??? Now I‘m unsure dkdkdkdj but i do say maths because that‘s how i was taught to say it and i hear the word maths more than math but yeah dldkdjs i think math might even make more sense (okay i just tried saying math and maths is easier to pronounce but again tjat might just be me, oh god i‘ll stop talking about that disgusting thing (mathematics).)

not the crickets and dora LMAOOOSNSNSMDNBS yeah that teacher was... a lot. a lot a lot a lot didjjd but she kinda liked me so she always gave me good grades/marks but the people she didn‘t like..... ooft. OOF.

Fksksjsj idek about headache season like i just know that i get headaches from the sun and i‘m allergic to only one.. type of...pollen??? (I don’t understand the science of that whole pollen thing and idek if it’s called pollen in english i just know sex pollen from fan fics😔)and yeah we have this weird wind that makes a lot of people get headaches yeahd dkdkdj. i loved the i just love wearing as little clothes as possible LMAO lllioool i love that i really do. i always struggle so much in the summer cause i never have anything to wear. i feel like i buy so many new summer clothes every year but when i end up looking for an outfit i don‘t ever find anything 😭 (so i just go naked— lmao jk jk) but i‘m generally not the biggest fan of summer so-

OMG THIS FUCKING BIRD ISTG, okay the first time i heard it i went to sleep at like 5 am, so the next day i was like let me go to bed earlier so the bird doesn‘t keep me up, so i went to bed at 4 am (🥲) and THE BIRD JUST STARTED FUCKING CHIRPING SO LOUDLY, so the next day i went to bed at 3 am AND IT FUCKING STARTED AT 3 AM and it‘s still there 😁 every. night.

and since you said you‘ve gotten used to my theme and everything (idk where this transition came from😭) so tomorrow (2nd april) we have our... wait what‘s an anniversary but for a month.? I think month is like mensus in latin OK NO THATS DEF WRONG DKDKDJ wait

So Tomorrow is our... mensiversary💘💘💘💘💘💘 or at least from the first time you sent an ask. i couldn‘t find it on my tumblr anymore because tumblr is a bit of a bitch but i remember the first thing you ever sent (in an ask) was something lovely about my writing and i always take screenshots of stuff like that, and i found it in my gallery. and i took that screenshot of your ask on the 2nd of march so i‘m assuming that‘s when you sent it 🥰🥰 i feel like i‘ve known you for a week not a month like how is it a month already????? (i mean this in a good way lmao but i really can’t believe that its been a month wtf)

omg no you make me want to cry because i just love you so much 😭😭🥺 but about the stretch mark thing it‘s just.. it‘s not even me trying to empower other women (or anyone else who has stretch marks) to shake off these dumb insecurities that the patriarchy and capitalism have instilled in us— ok no it‘s definitely that too lmao. But i mean I‘ve always loved stretch marks, i‘ve just always loved loved loved them so much so it makes me genuinely sad that people don‘t like them. so yeah. i dont really know how to explain it lol, like i‘m not (only) hoping that people realise that hating your stretch marks is giving the men and the patriarchy what they want per se- (that made no sense) it‘s just because i love stretch marks and think they‘re beautiful and also sexy. idk dldkdjls and omg the fact that you called me kind 🥺🥺🥺 like i don‘t really have a goal in life or anything, but if i had to choose a ‘goal‘ in life it would just be to be kind. (i‘ll end this here otherwise i‘m gonna talk about being kind for 30 more lines—)

And please. Do not ever feel like you‘re annoying me or sending too much. never ever ever. I get so happy when i see that you‘ve sent me an ask. No matter if it‘s a long one like this or just a short one where you‘re saying something about a post that i reblogged or something. I love hearing from/about you and talking to you 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

P.S: i‘m so sorry for the tags you‘re about to read they make even less sense than this post, also i reached the tag limit dkdkdj but i said some butterfly tattoos look tacky... and the next thing i said was since we‘re already speaking about Ariana- I DID NOT MEAN THAT SHE WAS TACKY dldkdjsj, i meant since you already mentioned some of her tattoos lmao

[lannisterdaddyissues]

TLK FOR THE ASK GAME

KSKSKSKSK 

@aadmelioraa @waterandsilver @skatingthinandice and anon LMAOOO thank u for indulging me in my bullshit i just love to talk abt this show

*heavily features My Opinions so if u cant handle that dont read lol

the first character i ever fell in love with: surprisingly, finan. i was rlly suspicious of alfred in the first two seasons and only rlly fell in love w him after i finished it and looked back and was like “wait noo i love him, him baby 🥺”

a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: finan and brida... i get why other ppl like finan but rlly why do u still like brida im asking honestly

a ship that i used to love/like, but now do not: uhtred/brida 🤮 thanks i hate it

my ultimate favorite character™: alfred FOREVER there is no other fav ever (though uhtred comes in a close second)

prettiest character: i am legally obligated to say aethelflaed and i will bc she is the prettiest 😍 honorable mention for iseult though!!!

my most hated character: CNUT AND AETHELWOLD IM COMING FOR YOUR COCKS I WILL CUT THEM OFF AND USE THEM TO FUEL MY FIREPLACE

my OTP: alfred/uhtred is THE ship i cant even imagine what yall are doing shipping other ships and ignoring them (and fingers crossed for aethelflaed/aldhelm in s5)

my NOTP: uhtred/brida

favorite episode: 1x07 has kept me alive these past 9 and a half months...i still can’t believe it happened

saddest death: i literally cannot choose. thyra, beocca, alfred??? they are all so fucking sad

favorite season: 3 but also 2 is super underrated

least favorite season: season 4 was not it bc there was no alfred and thats a fact

character that everyone else in the fandom loves, but i hate: oh wow this ones so easy. aethelwold. i hate that piece of human trash

my ‘you’re piece of trash, but you’re still a fave’ fave: uhtred is such a dickwad sometimes but i actually love him so much like he owns my heart and my soul forever.

my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: alfred was just doing his best ok

my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: ppl in the fandom are doing a lot of cross shipping and i’m intrigued! but also aethelred/aldhelm is...hot and kinda canon did u see the subtext

my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: finan/eadith, tho that’ll probably change once s5 comes out and i will be invested again

[writingprompts-n-shit]

Bruce Wayne Prompts

tag me in your stories if you use these prompts !

it’s your birthday and you don’t tell Bruce, he gets kinda pissed when he finds out so he throws you a party in retaliation

you follow bruce on a late night vigilante mission and he finds out and yells at you. (not really yelling but more “i love you and i care way more about your life than mine and i don’t want you getting hurt!”)

Alfred invites you to live in the manor, you’re an orphan of a friend of his who has just passed. Bruce awaits your arrival eagerly.

you’re peer tutoring Bruce and he’s getting better at the subject but he still asks for more tutoring sessions.

you overhear Bruce talk to Alfred about you, he won’t stop talking about how much he adores you and loves you. you go and show him you adore him more.

you kiss Bruce in the back of his limo and Alfred checks the limo’s security tapes he sees it so he gives you both a “talking to”

you hug Bruce in his new armor, you’re fascinated with it.

you and Bryce train together for a spelling bee. Bruce hates spelling but he’ll do anything to spend time with you.

you beat Bruce in a contest (like who can read the fastest or something like that) and he is pissed so you make it up to him.

y’all are baking a cake! you end up in a food fight thing, oops... (yes this is from Glee and yes i fully ship Puck and Quinn)

you witness Bryce pour a little over half a jar of sugar into his coffee. you say something about how sweet it is and he responds with a remark about how you’re sweeter.

Jeremiah is after you so Bruce gives you refuge in the manor. when the manor gets invaded you and Bruce hide in the bat cave.

Bruce tries to confess his undying love for you and you cut him off with “Shut up and kiss me bat-dork”

you and Bruce are dirty from roaming around the city. Alfred tells y’all to run a bath. A bath, as in one bath. Y’all take that suggestion in stride.

Bruce strokes your sides while y’all cuddle. you try and sit still but it really tickles. Bruce takes advantage of this newfound weakness... tickle fight!

Bruce gets his lip cut during his caped crusader hours of the night, he asks you to kiss it better.

you’re reading, Bruce is supposed to be reading, instead he’s staring at you. you notice and say “stop that it’s making me blush,”

He calls you “love” for the first time.

y’all take a road trip! on the drive you get tired so Bruce suggests you lay your head in his lap, he doesn’t have to tell you twice.

y’all are at a restaurant and Bruce catches the waiter checking you out while you order. he is not pleased

you take Bruce out to get ice cream, you don’t order any but he does. he sees you eyeing his bowl and goes “you want? here open your mouth let me feed it to you.”

Bruce slips up and calls you princess, you love it but he gets super flustered and asks if he can call you that.

Bruce dares you to kiss him. you want to but you’re worried he’s only doing this for a dare. you give him a chaste kiss on the lips and he pouts and says “No, a real kiss. Like my real love for you!”

You catch Bruce being all macho during a gala and ask if he’s jealous he responds with. “PfT jealous? why would i be jealous?? it’s not like i have the hottest date in the room that everyone wants, nOo it’s not like you’re absolutely perfect and could get anyone you want?? yes i’m fucking jealous.”

you ask Bruce about his batman duties and if they’ll get in the way of his normal life, he gets defensive because he thinks you don’t trust him to protect Gotham, you watch him fume and just mutter, “wow... you’re hot when you’re angry.”

Bruce is sick, like really sick, like if this mans gets any worse we’re calling an ambulance sick. so you take care of him and he gets progressively better, he even goes back to being a flirt. when it’s time for him to go to bed he asks “So? Can i have a goodnight kiss?”

you have a science project with Bruce and another boy. Bruce is jealous and after the boy leaves he asks “you like me more than him? right? riGHt??”

Bruce goes to a gala alone bc you didn’t want to come. he comes home drunk and Alfred is too tired to deal with him so here you are putting your absolutely wasted boyfriend to bed.

Bruce bought Selina a polaroid camera for her birthday. you bought her the supplies she needed. in return her first photo is a cute couple picture of you and Bruce.

You sleepover at the manor, you don’t want to sleep on the floor and neither does he, aka. y’all end up sharing a bed for the first time.

it’s his birthday!!

you and Bruce are classmates, he tries to ask you out but gets super nervous and says “I was gonna try a pickup line but fuck it will you go out with me?”

You help Bruce defeat Ra, he asks you out on a date afterward. your response is “after all this death and destruction? yeah i’d love a date, thanks.”

Jim arranges you to stay at the manor, however you and Bruce don’t get along. Alfred thinks the solution to your quarrels is to get you so sleep in the same bed (of all things) hint: it works

you hog covers when you sleep, Bruce loves sleeping with you despite that though. one day he’s just too damn cold to stand having no covers tho so he just cuddles you for warmth.

it’s the morning after one of Bruce’s wild parties, you’re wearing his turtleneck and he’s wearing your hoodie. you can’t help but love the sight of him in your clothes and he can’t help but love the sight of you in his.

Bruce doesn’t want to hold hands while y’all are at the movies. you get piSsED, and you stay pissed all the way back to the manor. Once y’all get inside you argue with him about this all the way to his bedroom. he pins you to the wall and says “I don’t want anyone else to see you like this.”

You and Bruce are watching singing in the rain as it’s raining and Bruce blurts out, “is kissing in the rain really all that special?” to which you respond “only one way to find out.”

when you first met Bruce y’all were 9 and he was several inches shorter than you. now y’all are 18 and he’s a whole head and a half taller than you. he loves teasing you about it.

Bruce punches you, it’s a dummy punch but you start teasing him, “what? was that supposed to hurt?”

Alfred catches you and Bruce in the booby trap that y’all made. the first thing you both say when Alfred walks in the room is “we can explain!”

Bruce walks out of the bathroom after his shower, he’s still wet and water is dripping off his rippling muscles and he’s wearing only a towel, but he blow dried his hair and you can’t stop thinking about how fluffy it looks.

Alfred is so done with walking in on your PDA sessions with Bruce so he makes a bet with y’all. if y’all can stop being touchy feely for a week (and he’s pretty sure you can’t) y’all get the house to yourselves for a weekend. if you can’t stop being touchy feely for a week Alfred gets the house to himself for a weekend

you and Bruce have been dating for 10 months, no one knows except Alfred. Selina sees how y’all act around each other and tries to set y’all up.

you and Bruce are about to kiss when Alfred walks in so now you have to make up some random story as to why Bruce was thAt close to your face.

Bruce is working and you feel ignored so you sit on his lap and kiss his neck until he gives you attention.

you and Bruce stay up all night texting each other. when you show up to the manor the next day y’all both look like hell, he invites you to his room for a much needed nap

[swearronchanel]

9.07

you know what’s going on

“There are times when all we can do is our best...” felt that

Thank you Vanessa Redgrave for the inspo as always

There’s the incubator, finally

I miss seeing Phyllis with the cubs lol

LMAO Violet pulled a Kanye was “aight Shelagh ima let you finish but let me just say” 😂

May and Angela in their sound of music looking outfits LMAO

I should start carrying around ceremonial shears bc you never know right?

LMAO Ms Higgins is not here for any of McNulty’s shit

Shelagh’s suit is nice but why is she not in uniform at clinic?

She’s like yea I think he’s sentimental he fell in love with a nun he barely spoke with lmaooo 

My gal Trixie finally

She’s fiesty, I respect it ha

McNulty with a drug problem is almost predictable tbh, it’s done on a lot of shows. The only time i found it an interesting trope was on House😂 maybe I’m being too hard on the show idk lmaoo

Give us more Shelagh and Trixie !! Cowards

I just want them to be friends sheesh

Also hard to believe they can’t find any braille pamphlets

LMAO STOP this fuckery right now I don’t want these Sister Bernadette and Dr Turner vibes from Sister Frances and Dr McNulty

He’s cool I just don’t want that lol

PHYLLIS STOP YOURE NOT TOO OLD I WILL CRY

KEEP HER HEALTHY OR I WILL RIOT

“A moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips” LMAO that’s DEFF been said but I relate😂 tbh I think Trixie literally said it a few seasons ago??  But whatever I’ll never get rid of my hips sadly

I love Val’s humor

“Master Cyril” sister MJ has a pure little crush on him & no one can change my mind

LMAOO “for historical research” SISTER MJ feening for a fry is me af

“Not everyone wants to take the pill” VERY TRUE! And valid! Just not true for me 😂

but also when are they going to write the pill an episode where it’s not skated around? you know what I mean?

Trixie tell this bitch to goooo

Damn this poor woman, is social services really gonna crush her? Blind women have surely have had babies for a long time then

“Haven’t met a bloke who means what he says yet” OOF also felt that

Old bag? oh nah you do not disrespect Ms Millicent P. Higgins like that (idk what her middle name is but a P name sounds right LMAO)

McNulty I dare you to punch him

Why haven’t we seen that? LMAO someone is bound to get in a fight. Phyllis would FOR SURE throw hands with a deserving person (at least in my head she would but I guess there’s a lot up there LMAO)

Aww Cyril, he better propose soon lmaoo I want to see the church choir again!!

He’s so pure

No one wants to separate her from her baby huh? Hmm where was that energy for Esther Tang🤔 just saying...

Pill poppin’ McNulty

Sister Hilda has grown on me all season, she needs a good storyline to shine more!

Phyllis getting excited for the help🥺 I love her

when the doll hit the table aajskksk oops 🤐

What do we think McNulty’s presumedly tragic reason for being addicted is?

GO KART RACES LETSSS GOOO!

every summer when I was younger me and my friends/cousins on the block tried to make a go kart😂we always failed rip

Sister MJ is such a gem. I’ll die on that hill

Sister Frances taking charge, good for her

Dr Turner walked in and right back out LMAO like what?

I’ve been waiting for Trixie to get a main storyline all season and now that she has one I’m not feeling it? It’s not over I guess, let’s see

aw a baby girl 🥺

out for the count is my line Trix

Aww poor Val man 😭

“The same scared little boys” stinggg

JUDAS 👉🏼

what did you think would happened beryl?

TELL HER TRIX

sibling squabble is over just like that?? or nah

Val’s gran isn’t looking to hot, I hope they don’t kill her off

BILLY THE KID LAMAOOAOAO

HE’S AN ASSHOLE BUT IM DEAD😂

Oh noo she’s stepping on glass

that hurts like a bitch

Val’s making her gran cupcakes😭

Bro CODINE doesn’t work for you? he’s really got it bad

stop this before I cry, save Elise Dyer

Trixie found another blind mom for some inspo & this is why I love her !!  

Ok this is a sweet story for sure, I just was looking or a story with more “UPMH” for Trixie if that makes any sense?

This wasn’t the best episode by far, but at least I got to see Beatrix

Phyllis is so happy Lucille and Cyril are there to help

GO KARTS LIT!

“There are always challenges in life. Pieces to put together, plans to lay...”

When Vanessa Redgrave says all will be well I believe it 😭

[esseastri]

Megan Reads Oathbringer (part 11)

All right, now that it’s been 4 months and I’ve read all the other things, I realized that it’s, like, 5 days until this book has been out for a year and I should probably get the fuck on with it, so. Here we are.

Part 11 encompasses pages 828-934 (previous parts)

me in July: I’m almost done! I can finish this!

me, now: sweet christ I have a smaller novel’s-worth still to get through lord let me live

Aw, damn, I left off on Interludes, but I DON’T CARE ABOUT VENLI, WHERE MY BOYS AT

oh SNAP I WANT THAT, the ability to speak and understand all languages???? GRABBY HANDS

ah yes the “the alethi enslaved us so we should rise up and kill them by enslaving ourselves to this other, more horrible godlike being” narrative. my favorite.

sigh

why we gotta EXTERMINATE people?

I’m tired. of extermination plotlines.

Maybe. Venli and her lil light spren will stop? the extermination!? I’m here for that!

“There was an art to doing laundry” HONESTLY THO, HAVE YOU MET COLLEGE-AGE BOYS WHO NEVER LEARNED HOW MUCH SOAP TO USE? AMEN.

oh.

I forgot about Mraize. 

like, literally, 100% forgot about his existence. sorry alyx.

eyy, we found Shalash!

HE WAS LOOKING FOR HER?? IT WAS A TRAP??

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...Mraize has a babsk? I didn’t think he was Thaylen????

“A resistance is not what we caught you mounting.” UGH. PICK THE HAMMER, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

Why do I feel like this is a “HE HAS CHOSEN THE BEAR. BRING FORTH THE BEAR” joke?

yeessssssss, VENLI!!! TAKIN RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!!!! I CARE NOW. I WANT HER TO BE BETTER, I WANT HER TO WORK THROUGH. GIIIRRLL!!!!

HOW LONG WILL YOU VACILLATE?

YESSSSS

gr oss? Tha nk s? for the melting flesh images??

yelch

PART FOOUUUUUURRR

that’s. so many POVs. What is this, a GRRM book?

also none of the POVs are Bridge Four and. WHEN WILL MY BOYS COME BACK FROM THE WAR.

wait, I could have sworn the Alethi had been fighting the Parshendi for ten years?? but Dalinar is talking to Gavilar EIGHT years ago?

Did I miss smthn?

Did I conflate the Shattered Plains with the Trojan War? I’m confused.

Lisa has done Math for me and found out that it was only 6 years????????? Why did I think it was ten??? I COULD HAVE SWORN IT WAS TEN????

“his job was to loom” heheheh

so... Dalinar is the nuclear deterrent and the nuclear threat all in one?

Dalinar, leaning into the mic: “The truth is... I am Iron Man.”

#Evideservedbetter2kForever

OH NO A BABY

TINY FIFTEEN YEAR OLD ADOLIN IS MAKING MY HEART SING

“I had this specially tailored” I LOVE HIM

OHHHHH

HE’S TRYING SO HARD TO IMPRESS HIS DAD I’M CRYING

“When censured, Adolin only tried harder.” I! LOVE! THIS! TINY! SUNLIGHT! BOY!

I wanna write fic where Adolin Kholin meets Luke Skywalker and the world literally EXPLODES IN SUNLIGHT AND SOFTNESS.

“Who could deny him?” CERTAINLY NOT ME, I WOULD DIE FOR ADOLIN KHOLIN TOO GOOD TOO SOFT FOR THIS WORLD

me, squinting: “which Herald is Ahu?”

my running method is to just suspect everyone of being a Herald. At some point, I’ll have to be right.

WHICH! HERALD! IS! AHU!

HE’S TALKING ABOUT THE UNMADE LIKE HE KNOWS THEM PERSONALLY, TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY LET THEM IN. WHICH!!! HERALD!!! IS!!! AHU!!!!

LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE HERALDS. GIMME A BOOK ABOUT THE HERALDS, BRANDON!

GIMME THAT JUICY GOOD BACKSTORY, BRANDON!!!

me: why is there a map with the sea but Kholinar is on it???

two seconds later: OOOHHH DUH IT’S SHADESMAR

wack y fun!

ARE DREHY AND SKAR OKAY???? THEY DIDN’T COME WITH???

ARE THEY OKAY?

OH NO OH NOO I’M GONNA WORRY AOBUT THEM FOREVER

Adolin, say hi to your swwooooorrdddd

....the Oathgate has souls?

what?

Fearspren: gross.

I knew they were all bigger on the inside, as it were, but. #yikes?

“Kaladin’s not well.” “I have to be well.”

BRB SOBBING ABOUT KALADIN

I’M!

HE’S SO STRONG

I’M! HELP!

GIANT CLAW? UNMADE!!?? LET’S KILL IT. IDK IF WE CAN BUT CAN WE TRY??

“sword lady” HEH

ok well, at least we know Drehey is alive, since Shallain bumped into his soul, which is both TERRIFYING and REALLY COOL

YOU’RE NOT NOTHING, ADOLIN, YOU ARE EVERYTHING AND I LOVE YOU.

*long keening noises*

I FELL ON THE FLOOR

“Hey,” Adolin said. “It will be all right.” “I survived Bridge Four,” Kaladin growled. “I’m strong enough to survive this.” “I’m pretty sure you could survive anything. Storms, bridgeboy, the Almighty used some of the same stuff he put into Shardblades when he made you.” Kaladin shrugged. But as they walked onto the next platform, his expression grew distant again. He stood while the rest of them moved on. Almost like he was waiting for their bridge to dissolve and dump him into the sea. “I couldn’t make them see,” Kaladin whispered. “I couldn’t...couldn’t protect them. I’m supposed to protect people, aren’t I?”

GUESS WHICH PART BROKE MEGAN

GUESS WHICH PART DUMPED MY HEART ON THE FLOOR

ANYWAY, I’M CRYING

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“I’m frightened. I talk when I’m frightened.” I LOVE HIM.

ADOLIN’S HELOIGN HIM HE’S MAKIN HIM TALK TO DISTSRAT HIM AND MAKE HIM JEEP WALKING AND I”M

I LOV A SUNSHINE BOY

SO MUCH

...is Vivenna okay?

oh shiiit, Adolin is? king????

sort of? almost??

oh man, he’s gonna be SO GOOD AT IT!!!! LOOK AT HIM TAKING CHARGE AND TAKING CARE OF EVERYONE. HE’S SUCH A GOOD LEADER, HE’S GOING TO BE SOOOOOO GOOOOOOODDD AT THIS!!!!

that chapter was a Lot

OH NO A SZETH CHAPTER

I’ve only been asking for this for tHE WHOLE BOOK

but now I’m gonna be MORE SAD

.......idk how I feel about the soul-after-image thing. it’s interesting, but I’m still a lil weirded out by Szeth...you know...being alive?

huh. Vasher knows about the magic fish? So....does this validate Lisa’s theory about the fish and the birds from that other cosmere thing I can’t remember bc I haven’t read it?

holy shit, that’s a LOT of skybreakers.....

...who have been around the WHOLE TIME???? WTF

So...Szeth can hear the Spiritual Realm.....and is going to bond a spren, of the Cognitive Realm...and is in the Physical Realm... so does that make him the Avatar, Master of All Three Realms?

(while he may have a lot to learn, I believe that Szeth can save the world)

hm. they’re so...regimented. militaristic. ritualized. They’ve got tests and rules for getting in and it’s all very well-put-together. and it’s WEIRD compared to everyone else stumbling into their Ideals. Is this what is was like before the Recreance? or is this just the Skybreakers being Skybreakers?

why are there kaladin flashbacks in the dalinar book, why, brandon, why must you hurt me in this way

Brandon: *mentions Tien* Me, softly: “no”

HE REALIZED HE COULD KILL AND THAT’S WHAT TERRIFIED HIM

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I’M EMOTIONAL AND KALADIN IS SAD AND I’M UPSET

Also, Syl just. grabbing his arm and snuggling him is VERY GOOD, SHE IS VERY GOOD, AND SHE SHOULD BE WORSHIPED FOR BEING SO VERY WONDERFUL

“It cannot be holy. If it truly were, it would have burned me away long ago.” I’M SAD NOW, THANKS.

I have weird emotions about people losing their faiths, and Szeth’s character arc has been particularly. compelling to me.

“Here’s what you have to do: fight him and win!” has the same energy as that obnoxious Assassin’s Creed “tip” that’s like “the trick to staying alive to is get your enemy’s health bar to zero while keeping your above zero” and I’M SO PLEASED.

ooohh shit

he drew Nightblood

which I feel is NOT RECOMMENDED

# Y I K E S

Skybreakers take the “lawful” part of DnD alignments to a very unhealthy extreme

tbh they’re a lil fucked up, ngl

Skybreakers make me uncomfortable, is what I’m saying.

“he had never mastered the ‘sleep anywhere’ skill the grunts bragged about” NEERRRRDD

WHEN WILL ADOLIN REALIZE HE’S A REALLY GOOD LEADER??? SOMEONE TELL HIM, I WOULD BUT I’M TOO FAR AWAY.

oh that makes sense

I was confused for a hot second about how Vivenna knew Adolin’s kata, but she probably learned it from Vasher who...also...taught Adolin. Duh.

“I’m just a woman who has been constantly out of her league since adolescence.” Viveennnnaaaaaa, darling. You’ll be all right.

also that makes total sense--the Horneater Peaks? If they’ve got a portal, it makes sense they’re so much more in tune to the spren. Easier border crossings.

PEOPLE live in this realm? What the??

I don’t know Nazh, but the fact that he has an embarrassing tattoo due to Horneater lager bad decisions DELIGHTS ME

hm. idk why I’d sort of assumed that Dalinar went to visit the Nightwatcher before Gavilar died, but. maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it was a consequence of Gavliar’s death. 

“the other one” GET FUCKED WITH A CACTUS, PAST!DALINAR 

OOHH

SOFT BOY

Renarin is such a Good

also, Dalinar HUGGING is SO GOOD KEEP DOING THAT THAT WILL HELP

“Humans, you must stop your emotions. They are very inconvenient here.” I think, Pattern dear, that Shallan rather thinks emotions are inconvenient everywhere.

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

HERE WE ARE AGAIN

ANGER IS ALWAYS THE FIRST STAGE OF DEPRESSION

HELLO, KALADINMEGAN BRAIN, IT’S BEEN A WHILE SINCE YOU WERE SO NEATLY SPELLED OUT BUT HERE WE ARE AGAIN

“You’re not angry at anyone, you’re just looking for something to latch onto. Something to feel.” To stave off the darkness of unfeeling and anger is easy. It’s irrational and warm and so easy. So it’s always the first one to go.

“It would continue until numbness seemed preferable.” GOD YUP. THERE IT IS.

It’s still really validating and really, really unsettling to see your brain problems spelled out so succinctly.

oh lord

“Men he loved, killing each other.”

I’M UPSET

(and the very tiny garbage part of my brain goes, ‘see he LOVES Moash’)

ADOLIN TAKING THE REARGUARD BECASUE SOMETIMES KALADIN NEEDS LOOKING AFTER I’M EMOTIONAL

Syl had a different Kaladin before Kaladin?? Wild.

and GOD but the symbology of the LIGHTHOUSE in Kaladin’s chapter. I’m. <3

EEEYYYY NAVANI!!!

she made them carry their own chairs, GOD THE MEANING BEHIND THAT, I LOVE HER

“Elhokar and Adolin are safe somewhere.” ABOUT THAT....

LOPEN, PLS

Bridge Four’s unwavering belief in Kaladin is SURE A THING. I love them SO MUCH.

also, god, MY BOYS, here they are, eating all the food and being ridiculous losers at a formal event I HAVE MISSED THEM SO

god, fuc you Ialai. ofc she didn’t carry her own chair, fukin JERK

good to know the assholery of the Sadeas name is being upheld, even after his death

god, every time Taravangian is mentioned, my gut just clenches, he makes me SO NERVOUS

GOD YES OH MY GOD, LIFT VS ROCK EATING CONTEST PLS GIMME MORE

I have forgotten that I love Sebarial. Petition for him to show up more often.

OH GOOD HE’S HAVING A BAD DAY. EXCELLENT. HE’S MUCH BETTER WHEN HE’S STUPID

...unless he’s super smart today and just pretending to be stupid.

fuck

IT’S SO HARD TO TELL WITH HIM ARGH

ANYONE ELSE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE DISCUSSION OF INVADING SHINOVAR WHEN SHINOVAR IS THE ONLY PLACE THAT DOESN’T HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE AT THIS COUNCIL???? JUST ME? OKAY.

also they keep talking about Shinovar as a redoubt and a haven, but....didn’t the Everstorm--going the wrong way--destroy Shinovar? Has anyone checked??

Navani is so clever and it’s brilliant.

“Taravangian was talking about having you tour Vedenar personally”....alone....so he can MURDER YOU. BAD IDEA. ABORT MISSION.

KALADIN HAD AN OLD LADY SLAVE FRIEND WHO DIED AND I’M SAD AGAIN DAMNIT

“He’s got battle fatigue. We have to watch him when he’s sitting around doing nothing, not when he’s got a specific mission.” MMMMMMHHHMMMMMMM

the future is forbidden, but not to Truthwatchers, sooooooo... is. this “Oracle”. a.......... Herald? PERCHANCE.

(He’s not, but I AM SUSPICION INCARNATE)

Weren’t they lying at the beginning and saying that Shallan was an Elsecaller? Because Odium thinks she’s an Elsecaller for some reason. And I wonder...who he’s spying through and where his attention is focused and who told him the lie?

KALADIN JUST WANTS TO SAVE HIS DAD IS THIS TOO MUCH TO ASK

aight, which world does canned food come from? How far ahead is the mistborn world whose name I can’t remember right now but it begins with an s SCADRIAL YEAH THAT ONE how far ahead is Scadrial in technological progression? Where does the Stormlight Archive fall on the mistborn timeline?

ADOOOLLIINNN. TALK! TO YOUR SPREN!!!

THEY DON’T KNOW??? THE BOYS DON’T KNOW? HOW THEIR MOTHER DIED?

HOW DO THEY NOT KNOW?

oh my god

that

god, that’s a huge lie to believe for so, so long. ohhh my goddd

someone has been writing down all the Unmades’ names, right? So I can look them up in the Coppermind later and be confused and try to work out which is which and what they do and how terrified I should be of them? cool thanks.

HELLO DARKNESS, MY OLD FRIEND

HE’S GONNA TELL US SECRETS!!!!! ARE THEY USEFUL!? WILL I LEARN THINGS ABOUT THE HERALDS!!!!??

I have one (1) priority in this establishment

...why does Syl have color

who is she

also LIGHTSPREN/REACHERS??? COOL AS FUCK OMG

“You don’t fly, you fall the wrong way.” Hehehehehehe <3

I HAVE MISSED KALADIN’S SELF-DEPRECATING JOKES THAT ARE FUNNY BUT ALSO VERY PAINFUL god, I love him. I love him so much. idk if y’all know this about me.

...ok, but the punny banter between Kaladin and Shallan is SO NICE Why do they have to be mean to each other so often why can’t they just be terrible sarcastic pun buddies?

“In that polished breastplate and striking figure, with her talk of chasing bounties and traveling worlds. She’s deeply mysterious.” CAREFUL, SHALLAN, YOUR BI IS SHOWING.

“The feeling was friendship, but neither of them had ever experienced it.” 

NOPE

NOOOOOOPPEE

WHO WANTS TO BET THIS SCENE IS SHIP FODDER DEAR LORD

Kaladin, darling, that shit is SO UNHEALTHY, DO NOT ENCOURAGE THIS

god

also like. darling. no. “I wish I didn’t have to care” DARLING ALL YOU DO IS CARE WHO WOULD YOU BE WITHOUT CARING

THIS IS GOOD FOR NEITHER OF YOU STOP

DO NOT ENCOURAGE THAT IN HER AND DO NOT WISH THAT FOR YOURSELF, jesus

lord, ok, well, I’ve read 100 pages, so on that disappointing character note, I’m going to go to bed.

[savetheblackpaladin]

Hey I love your blog! It's my favourite! Could you do a Shiro imagine where it's years after Voltron and him and his s/o have children and it's all cute and fluffy! 💖💖💖

ok, so I got a lot of this type of request so I’ll just do random HC’s, yeah? Mostly because if I broke these all up they would probably be extremely similar

Shiro’s got twin girls and he’s Blessed™ every morning he gets to see their beautiful faces

we’re continuing with the twins from earlier posts: Astrid and Hayden

if you didn’t think he cried when he got his first ‘#1 Dad’ you’re fucking wrong because this man bawled

it’s his favorite mug

until his daughters grow up more and start making him one every year, then those are his favorite

also he loves the crazy ties they choose for him each year. 

you thought he was romantic before marrying him? Well buddy, i have some news for you

takes every opportunity to say “Wifey” any time he possibly can. You are his ‘wifey’ and he loves saying it.

or ‘husband’ if that is what you prefer. every time. “Hey Husband.” what is your name? Husband.

flowers/chocolates/food/gifts weekly. just because he likes the look on your face when he comes home

you know that Roseanne post where dan gets her flowers? Yeah, that’s him

date night every wednesday (bc Fridays are busy) and sometimes it’s fancy, other times it’s not (”What do you mean Panda isn’t romantic? This is peak romance right here.”)

randomly massages parts of your body without asking

“What are you looking at Shiro?” “Only the most beautiful person in the universe.” “You’re a loser.” “But a loser who’s in looove~”

*soft sigh* “How did I get so lucky?” you’d think you’d be used to this, but it still makes you blush years later

“You’re so perfect, absolutely perfect.” “Shiro…I’m picking up dog shit.” “Yeah~”

has pictures of you, your daughters, and your pitbulls (3) all over his work area

there’s a small voltron dedicated area too, but it’s tiny compared to his family area. Lance is appalled.

“You won’t believe how cute my girls were this weekend!” proceeds to whip out the new 63 photos long album on facebook

speaking of, amateur Dad Photographer Shiro

he’s got a fancy Cannon with a bunch of different lenses

weekend daughter photoshoots are a hoot

your girls grow up loving it, being dramatic, imitating tyra banks, wearing ridiculous outfits, they are owning that back yard

they continue pretty much until the girls are like 13, because “It’s embarrassing dad!” “Ok, but I’m supposed to be embarrassing?” 

Soccer Mom Shiro

he’s got shirts that say his daughter’s names and numbers for every sport

he’s got noise makers and flags

the obnoxious parent who heckles the refs

“Hey ref! Did you come from FootLocker!? Because that was BULLSHIT!”

“oH SCREW YOU COACH! YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER THERE AND SHOW YOU HOW A REAL ELBOW GETS THROWN??!!”

he gets red carded, a lot.

you don’t even fight it anymore

the team loves him though because he’s super supportive of the other girls and he brings some killer snacks

not homemade though, he can’t cook for shit

remember his Expedition? He finally traded her in for a new version and is the official Mom Car™ for team/friend trips

let me repeat, he can not cook for shit. but for some reason he can throw it down of the barbecue

convinced it’s a perk you unlock after childbirth

very protective of his daughters, but respects their right to privacy and right to do their own things

but he taught them how to fight, so every fuck boi within a 10 mile radius knows not to fuck with the Shirogane Twins

he chugs that Respect Women Juice

wants to break a kid the first time a daughter cries over a romantic partner. but then he remembers murder on Earth is illegal. 

overly supportive in whatever his daughters and you choose to pursue

just overly supportive in everything really

he basically lives for you guys 

doesn’t get sick for some reason, so whenever someone is sick in the house, Nurse Shirogane/Dad is on it

“Who wore their shoes in the house?? Seriously?”

*pinches his nose with a deep sigh* “I’m sorry, my daughter punched Travis. But frankly, he kept harassing her even after she told him to stop snapping her bra strap. So the question we should be addressing here, Principal, is why your teacher allowed this sexual harassment to continue and did nothing to help my daughter?” Guess who got detention? Not his daughter.

Wants to cry a bit when his daughters start asking questions about sex

but he’ll be damned if they don’t know everything

it was actually a good family talk, after the initial awkwardness

The Hot Dad

his daughters’ friends all have a crush on him and he can’t figure out why

it’s totally not because he’s hot

or that he’s actually interested in what they have to say

or that he does yard work shirtless

or that he remembers random facts about them that they thought he would forget

nope

his daughters are grossed out

you think its hilarious because you get to tap that

drops off his girls at school

“Have fun! I love you! Make good decisions! I miss you already!”

“OmG DAD GO HOME!”“GROOOOSSS!”

goes to pick them up and has a little sign like people do at the airport that says “Shirogane” with like glitter and hearts and shit

the twins are embarrassed each time but they secretly love it

threw up the first time he had to change a poopy diaper

he did it though. he did it.

sings around the house a lot, just little random song parts or to the dogs

“Where oh where are my pup-py dogs~?” the dogs come slipping and sliding around the corner every time you guys come home

*badly and purposely out of tune* “And there’s the love of my liiiiife!!!~” “Oh stop it Shiro!” “She thinks I’m talking about her~. but I’m talking about the noo~odles~” *you throw a noodle at his head*

accompanied by bad dance moves

speaking of puppy dogs, has 3 pitbulls that look vicious as hell but they’re just as sweet as him

they are wonderfully trained and big babies

his ‘other children’ 

wouldn’t hurt a fly, but ain’t nobody fuck with you guys on walks

Their names are Mr. Murder (Murds for short), Cupcake (Cakey), and Rebel (Bells). He didn’t name them. The girls did.

There is also a grumpy house cat that nobody knows how old it is or how you acquired it. The Captain has just, always been…

Cappy showed up one day and never left

he’s a solid grey Blue Russian/Siamese mix with green eyes that rules the dogs

only loves Shiro and tolerates everyone else (he loves you guys really, but Shiro is his person)

Shiro baby talks him, “Who’s a good murder cat? You are! Yes! You!!!”

the house cleaner, his house and yard is spotless.

once broke out a ruler to measure the grass. you made fun of him.

“I swear to God, if Jim’s nasty ass tree grows over the fence this year, I will cut it down. I don’t give a fuck.”

fond of power washing

hot mechanic, does his own car work

head kisses for everyone! you are a well kissed family

also you’re the couple that’s always got your hands linked, arms wrapped around each other, or just leaning against each other

you’re always touching. always.

family Halloween costumes

Halloween is his JAM

lives for Halloween decorating

watches House Hunters religiously

The one who drags the family to World Market and Kohl’s for house decor

the house is definitely decorated for every major holiday

and he’s actually really good at decor? Like, you wouldn’t think so given with his clothing style and bad hair cut, but wow. you’ve got a nice house. (yes, i’m dragging Shiro)

you’ve come home routinely to the girls doing is hair and makeup and nails

“Hey honey, look how pretty I am. Didn’t the girls do a wonderful job?” “Just…marvelous dear.” “Right? Your turn is next.” oh no…

doesn’t wash off the nail polish, nobody makes fun of him. nobody.

tries to make you breakfast in bed on your birthday and valentine’s day

he can only make harboiled eggs and toast

when the girls get older, it gets more elaborate because they can help

super excited to teach the girls how to drive, but worried about dying

screamed more than once in the car and tried to slam on his invisible break

“Please…stop… you’re making my hair whiter…”

“I said SLOW, THIS IS NOT SLOW!!!”

Hands are pressing on the roof of the car and he’s twisted in the seat trying to brace himself

one day he figures out how to work the crockpot and can now contribute to family meals

loves taking you guys camping

tent camping, because RV camping ‘isn’t real’

a pyromaniac

everyone needs a personal bear mace and a dog at all times

the cat goes too, on a harness

family snuggles in the hammock for star gazing. including said pets. it’s a big hammock. 

everyone has an absurd knowledge about space. he was an astronaut and lived in space for a few years, so yeah

routinely uses Scary Aunt Allura as a threat

selfies!!! he has a lot of surprise ones where he just comes up and kisses you and takes the picture

the girls are selfie queens too family pictures happen. a lot.

“Family selfie!!” “We’re at Albertson’s????” “Don’t care, get in here.”

just, embarrassing but totally authentic dad!Shiro melts me

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[vergilboyfriend]

You SHOULD do all the valentines asks, no jk.

TOO LATE

4. what was your first kiss like? Smooch

5. what was your last kiss like? Can’t remember lol

6. sexual/romantic orientation? Bi:)

7. do you prefer poems or love letters? Either is good 🥺🥺🥺🥺 poems come easier to me tho

8. favorite fanfic trope? Mutual pining

9. have you ever been in love? Yes

10. favorite milkshake flavor? Strawberry

11. dinner dates or brunch dates? Brunch

12. favorite flowers? Oh god too many. I will pick three lilies peonies sunflowers

13. favorite perfume/cologne? I use this stuff from Pacifica that’s like vanilla and idk what else but it’s nice n warm

14. favorite candle scent? Rose

15. what’s your ideal first date? We go to the beach and I propose to them on the spot. Idk their last name yet

16. favorite love story? UM IDK!! Whatever the fuck the sugar plum fairy and her mans had goin on

17. what’s the most attractive thing a person could wear? A smile 😁 but real talk rolled up sleeves and fishnets both make me go crazy. Both would be weird but probably just as effective if not more

18. chocolate, vanilla, or red velvet? Red velvet!!

19. snow, rain, or sun? SUN please or thunderstorms but warm. Sun showers. I just wanna be warm

20. sweetest romantic memory? SKIPPING all the shit that’s gonna make me cry at work When I was in 10th grade one of my classmates wrote me a love letter and read it to me in class and nothing came of it I’m SHY but we were friends throughout high school. I still think about that every valentines season bc rthat was in like 2014 during the Winter Olympics and we had an assignment in English class to write a love letter to someone out of our league and I wrote my letter to Yuzuru Hanyu he was my everything back them omg but then my classmate comes over and sits next to me and reads me the letter he wrote and I just 😳😳😳😳

21. favorite dating sim (and favorite character)? I don’t play a lot of dating sims but I do play harvest moon which is basically the same thing so. I will say kana harvest moon tale of two towns love of my deprezzing life

22. fictional crushes? ^^^ Kana and Vergil dmc are the main two but Kana if I met irl I would marry whereas Vergil I would attack on sight

23. what’s your dream wedding like? Small courtroom official thing MAYBE followed by a slightly bigger family close friends ceremony at a church to appease the mother

24. what makes you blush? This 😳 honestly a lot of things I blush for no reason sometimes

25. do you believe in love at first sight? Yes and no 😌 my first gf I loved at first sight and I’m still convinced she was a soulmate type connection even though we are not friends anymore 🥴 the problem with love at first sight is it’s nearly impossible to know what a person is like truly and what kind of person they will grow into no matter what stage of life we meet at we’re constantly growing and changing and sometimes it just becomes too much. So idk I do but I don’t think it’s sustainable

26. do you believe in soulmates? Yes 😋

27. denim jackets, leather jackets, or bomber jackets? They’re all hot 🥵

28. what’s your sign? Leo sun cancer venus cancer mars 😉😉😉😉

29. are you single? Yes 😌

30. do you prefer to charm, or be charmed? Hmm idk. I don’t like to chase honestly I feel like it’s not very nice to impose my feelings onto someone unless I know they’re mutual 🥴 part of why I’m till single rn. LMAO but I’ll figure it out. So I guess be charmed so I KNOW they’re into me too but also that’s not very fair either. I’ll figure it out someday

31. guitar or piano? Very close but. Piano

32. favorite romcom (or any romantic movie)? Whisper of the Heart

33. do you fall in love easily? Kinda. Yes in a small way I love everyone

34. valentine’s decorations: yay or nay? Yay!!! 100%

35. would you prefer to propose or be proposed to? what’s your dream proposal? I could go either way I think my partner will probably be the one to propose but I also have a habit of jumping the gun lmaoo u know so. Either way. Dream proposal idk probably not in a public place unless once again I know for sure they’re going to say yes like without any doubt whatsoever BUT I also love those videos where one partner proposes and then the other pulls out a ring and counter proposes that would be ideal

36. cloud gazing or star gazing? Star gazing

37. do you like to dance? Yes I wanna learn how to waltz so bad I wanna dance w somebody I wanna feel the heat w somebody

38. what’s your OTP? Um idk I don’t really ship people anymore. Me and my future spouse 😌

39. kittens or puppies? OMG NOO I can’t 😩 both

40. coffee, hot chocolate, or tea? Coffy.....

41. favorite soda? mango la croix

42. do you prefer gazing wistfully out the window or lying dramatically over the sofa? Lying dramatically over the sofa while gazing wistfully out the window

43. favorite ABBA song? Take a Chance on Me because one time my dad used to have this iPod speaker doc and I set his alarm to play take a chance on me like some kinda fucked up Groundhog Day and he couldn’t figure out why the hell his alarm kept playing take a chance on me and finally he took all of the abba songs off of his iPod.

44. fuck/marry/kill? (anons name 3 people of your choice) marry 👁

45. favorite pajamas? Huge 5X tee shit with one of my friend’s artwork on it

46. favorite liquor? I don’t know the brand but there’s this prosecco that comes in this pretty red bottle it’s so good omg. I like prosecco a lot or rosé

47. do you think about love a lot? Yes. Not so much lately I’m mostly focused on self improvement and self love BUT it’s valentines month I can think a little abt romantic love

48. a walk in the park or a walk on the beach?Lately I’ve been wanting to go to the beach there’s this beach we go to near Galveston I think and it’s got these huge granite rocks and I don’t like swimming so when we go there I go straight for those rocks and look for crabs and bugs. Honestly tho hiking date is a dream date and that could be both or either

49. hand kisses or nose kisses? Hand kisses...... oooough...

50. what’s your dreamhouse? Big and mine.

[chaeunwoo-archive]

moonbin | astro

(done with @rockoaroundthechristmastree, @rockytheastroid​, @astrofireworks​, @jinwoosmile, @ongbins and @jakganim)

MASTERLIST LINK

1998 Jan 26

Cheongju son

Visual 4/6

How to recognise moonbean: smol upper lip, looks like a cat

JUST FUCKIN SHOOK US BY APPEARING WITH BLUE-GREY HAIR WHAT THE HECK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Baby: red, crescent moon

Was a child actor/model

liSTEN

BABY MOONBIN 

IS MY SHIT !!!!!!

Baby Binnie singing

GROWN UP BIN RECREATING IT

Baby Binnie doing the train song!!

GROWN UP BIN RECREATING THE TRAIN SONG

A full cutie / Baby Bin charming everyone  / Bin and Sua playing

Was also in a Samsung CF jesus christ what a cutie 

Appeared as Baby Yunho in DBSK’s Balloons

Bet you didn’t know he had a dance practice video too

I love embarrassing Bin videos I need a video of him reacting to this

More embarrassing videos he’s bringing sexy back y’all

Was also in Boys Over Flowers as baby F4

cute-ass nicknames

Resident “pupcat” for looking ‘chic’ when he’s straight faced and being energetic and happy and puppy-like when he smiles

문비글: moon beagle because he gets all excited i love him 

“YuNo Moonbin” because Baby Yunho in DBSK’s Balloons

“Jelly boy” because of his one line in Confession (“Hey baby 그 앨 잊어“ = “hey baby, forget about him”) that sounded like “hey baby 겔리줘” (hey baby, give me jelly)

콩 = bean

차은우 덕후 = Cha Eunwoo Maniac 

Listen he’s such a big Eunwoo stan 

#TeamSoap (Just so you know, arohas didn’t come up with the name ‘Binu’, they came up with it (”Team Soap”) themselves )

explained it by saying 빈 (Bin) + 우 (Woo) = 비누 (Soap)

Roommates

Picked each other in OK!Ready and have been living in the same room ever since

in the recent Night Night show they did Eunwoo said that if he could pick roommates again, he’d still pick Bin 

Used to call eunwoo (은우) “eu-noo” (으누) as a cute nickname 

“Eu-noo Eu-noo Cha-Eu-Noo!!”

Eunwoo saved Bin on his phone (predebut though, idk how accurate this is rn) as 달콩 (literally translates into moon bean) and fun fact coincidence or not you decide it’s also the second half of 알콩달콩 (lovey dovey) :’) 

Jokes aside he’s really Eunwoo’s best friend he’s Eunwoo’s hypeman 

Claims Eunwoo is the most beautiful creature on earth

“Is he really human? How can someone that looks like him exist?”

Eunwoo thinks Bin is the most handsome I love supportive friends ;u;

Bin to Sanha during the 600 day broadcast: did i say you can take the meat

Also Bin: feeds Eunwoo “be careful it’s hot”

문초딩: basically saying he has a mind of a nine year old i’m crying i bet he giggles at dick jokes 

쿨빈: “cool bin” i mean he’s cool sometimes i guess,,,,,, a nerd, 

Also recently pointed out during ASC as the sexiest member in astro so

빈스틸러: “bin stealer” - basically (sf9 taeyang voice) scene steAlerRr 

정수리감별사: he can distinguish people by smelling the top of their heads bless him 

Has a ridiculously refined sense of olfaction - can literally smell every member apart from one another 

Literally suffers every time he’s asked to do this by mcs; has done it on Weekly Idol and Immigration and the latest Special Sunday

문밥: mOON RICE THE CUTEST NICKNAME because he loves to eat bless his soul

loves babies to no end

But so does the whole of astro so

can run real fuckin fast

Got a silver medal in ISAC, got beat out by his buddy Woosung form Snuper only because Woosung’s chest touched the ribbon 0.02 seconds before bless

plays the piano!

Was close to ikon’s Chanwoo and sf9’s Chani and also childhood friends with gfriend’s SinB

THE CUTEST LISTEN he was Chani’s OG “Bin hyung” 

Once he met Moonbin in the airport and yelled, “BIN HYUNG!!” and Youngbin got so bitter that Chani called Moonbin “bin hyung” he went on sf9’s vlive a month afterwards to complain and said it was a stab to his heart asjdlhf I love them

Also friends with Seungkwan and Vernon from SVT :’)

LOVES EATING I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 

Joined the fantz and “Right since the start I told the company that I hope they don’t interfere when it comes to food.” this bitch im rly cryign ilove him

Steals MJ’s food, and also probably everyone else’s

Videos of him eating is my passion 

Apparently used to make pancakes really often predebut with Astro :’)

Claims to not really like bread but has an entire vlive of him eating bread with rocko

Apparently hates red bean, egg yolks and tofu and chocolate and fish 

Still tried to drink the chocolate drink jinjin(?) won from nimdle even though he hates chocolate what is this boy doing

Actually eats so much omg my fave Bin concept is Bin eating 

Literally gets fed by EVERYONE ALL THE TIME (peep nimdle broadcast and also his actual CEO getting their manager to buy him [and Eunwoo] food every 10 flippin minutes)

Gets a free pass to do anything anywhere on a vlive??? Gets meat to hold a BBQ party 

Holds his own muk-bang broadcasts, on days where he “can’t eat much” still eats for one meal 2 servings of kbbq, a bowl of rice, a large bowl of stew and finishes off with a large bowl of naengmyeon. son, 

sleeps a lot

Literally though sanha and jinjin posted a twitter video of them trying to wake bin up it doesn’t work it apparently only works when eunwoo gets him to wake up

Sleeps through sanha and jinjin prodding him but wakes up when eunwoo starts talking in a vlive

Bin said in the harper’s bazaar interview that he doesn’t wake up when the manager calls him to get up but his eyes naturally open when he hears Eunwoo sighing (creds to @astrotranslations)

Bin’s mom even sent in a concern to hello counsellor bc he wouldn’t stop sleeping and couldn’t wake up so really… eunwoo = magic?

Sister is YG trainee Moon Su-Ah

Not sure if she’s still in that disgusting man’s dungeon or if she’s switched companies, pls pray 4 her 

She’s a year younger than him and appeared on Unpretty Rapstar

Once Bin went on in the audience wow he was so handsome in that episode bless up

Cannot deal with doing aegyo for the life of him, but is actually super duper naturally adorable

KNOWS he’s cute, in his friggin line play profile he says he’s ASTRO’s cutie so there’s that

Tried to out-aegyo himself once what a fuckin cutie

Loves the dinosaur claw

Oddly talented at using the claw machine even though he said he was horrible but Hyuksoo called him out on it

Showed us a forehead Once during the Growl collab stage with KNK and Snuper (bless their souls pls support the Holy Trinity I’m not saying this collab stage turned me into a Moonbin/Sangil stan but it 100% did)

SWEATER PAWS

His dedication to the sweater paws is incredible 

Soft voice, cute voice, slightly grainy

It’s so distinctive you can tell it’s his voice during songs 

Says dumb things sometimes 

“MY NAME IS MOONBEAN”

“I ANOTHER GIRL LIKE”

”YOU GO HOME”

Once upon a time, a barista - he attempted to make a heart in a latte but made a carrot lookin thing instead (but he tried his darndest)

For context he worked in the fantagio cafe when he was a trainee to make pocket money and to get to interact with people 

Was then asked to make a latte heart but failed asjdhflaskj he’s so pure, Pls tell him it looks like a heart ;; all he wants is validation

Makes cute high pitched squealing noises when laughing/embarrassed

Apparently had Crazy Sexy Cool written for him as a solo track djfaslhdkjfahlsdkf a fullass blessing 

Mouth corners curve up up up and into his cheeks when he smiles his eyes disappear it’s the cutest thing my heart stops every single time 

Stops my heart when he’s not smiling too 

Would do anything to see him smile 

GRUMPY AS HECK WHEN HE WAKES UP 

Pouts immediately it’s so cute my heart is weak he’s exactly like a cat 

Trained the longest out of all of ASTRO, at least under Fantagio

Is called “ancient” in some DDOCA hashtags because he and rocko trained under fantagio for 7 years

Is the longest running member of the Fantagio fam, not counting the CEO

Apparently called Manager Moon what a pure bean 

Listen we were just talking about this the other day but in 40 years we’re going to wonder about what happened to astro then we’ll google fantagio and something will pop up and it’ll say something like “Moonbin, previously part of idol group Astro, now CEO of Fantagio”

Is a BTS stan smdh 

Knows the choreo to literally all of BTS’s songs, including I Need U and DNA smdh 

Introduced to Jungkook by Seungjun (now KNK, previously a Bighit trainee) 

Got a (literal) shout out too? At Gayo Daejun 

Made friends with him and exchanged contact info and has been messaging him :’)

A GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER

Took some predebut photos and also took pictures for the spring up and summer vibes PCs !!! 

Photographer name: 달콩작가 (moon bean photographer) :’)

[scenarios-on-ice]

GUESS WHO’S BACK

BACK AGAIN

THE QUEEN IS BACK

….

(‘the fandom learns to move on’ nopenopenopenope not happening let’s rewind the song)

“Ma'am, you asked to see me?”

I’d love to tell you more but there’s not much right now

Last we saw of Urie he’d finally come back to his senses after a mindless rampage (almost like Kaneki kakuja-mode) and was lying on the ground while the rest of the Q squad were cleaning up and getting their wounds seen to

I think he’s gonna be fine for now

Not Mutsuki though. Mutsuki will never be fine again. Not that they (I choose to use neutral pronouns for Mutsuki because as the manga goes on it becomes increasingly confusing as to whether they’re trans or just want to hide their gender for certain reasons) were ever really fine in the first place

Erwin is just as hardworking as Hamilton when it comes to reaching his goals. He can write, fight, manipulate or negotiate his way out- whatever it takes to achieve 'freedom’.

Ok, but imagine Jean and Eren singing Dear Theodosia. Or Jean and Eren in The World Was Wide Enough-

(“Rise up, rise up, rise up- Historia!”

And after Jean sings 'they row him back across the Hudson/I get a drink’ Marco’s ghost follows him into the pub)

And in a genderbend, is it weird that I could see Jean as Eliza? like, a really smug, sort of jerk-ish version of Eliza…ok, so the only reason I even thought of that is because I like the idea of Jean and Eren bickering all the time even as a married couple and then in Non-Stop, when Eren has to leave, Jean finally breaks down (“Look around- isn’t this enough?!”)

Or Jean-Jefferson and

“you know why Kirschtein can do what he wants? He doesn’t dignify schoolyard taunts with a response!” (Ouch.)

WORK WORK ARIMA WORK WORK HAISE and Hide….???? (can’t imagine Hide saying 'Daddy said not to go downtown’ though lol)

To make a more proper casting,

WORK WORK AKIRA (or Eto) WORK WORK KANEKI and Hinami

Who the heck is Hamilton though…there’s nobody in TG who really fits with Hamilton because there’s no classic 'hero-type’ character. I thought about Urie because of the ambition but then I’d have to recast the Schuyler sisters with the rest of the Q squad (thinking Shirazu as Angelica, Saiko as Eliza and Mutsuki as Peggy). Plus, Urie is way too cold to be Alex.

Thought about Amon but nah. For one thing, he’d never cheat on his s/o.

I do think this could work though:

Koma (Devil Ape) as Mulligan

Tsukiyama as Lafayette

Hide as Laurens

“check what we got- Tsukiyama-san, hard rock like Lancelot! Koma, I think your pants look hot. Hide, I like you a lot!’

(btw, I think I sent in a request through submissions, one that had to do with a tiny yet super-ripped s/o…did you get that? ^^;; sorry for the constant questioning, it’s been a while and I don’t remember if I actually sent that request or if I scrapped it halfway through)

(HUEHUEHUE)

I know you’re busy. I wanna give you a word a message of warning.

SHIIIIIT. I really hope my precious cookie turns out to be okay... Yeah, I don’t think Mutsuki was ever fine. I mean, after he was kidnapped and we found out his backstory, that was the first time I stopped thinking of him as ‘fine’. After that, it just began to get worse.  Trans Mutsuki is a pretty interesting headcanon... And I really like it! I mean, he’s obviously uncomfortable with his biological gender, so I just refer to him with male pronouns. So, I guess he is trans?

When I was seventeen a titan ate everyone in my town I didn’t get eaten I couldn’t seem to die

I manipulated my way out Manipulated everyone far as I could see I manipulated my way out I looked up and the world had its eyes on me

JEAN SINGING DEAR THEODOSIA IS NOW MY WILL TO LIVE, THANKS A LOT. Maan, it’s quite close to making me cry, bc Jean is one of my (problematic) faves and imagining this is just...

I think Jean might be a better Angelica? I mean, he’d take everything with a grain of salt and would say stuff ‘you can never be satisfied, god I hope you’re satisfied’. He’s too angery to be Angelica, tho. 

Jean as Jefferson will become my second reason to live. What is happening to my life. No one knows.

I see Hide as the supportive friend (sister) who was forgotten halfway through the manga/musical. Well, the fandom didn’t quite forget him, but the manga is more like ‘Hide? Who’s that?’

Hinami is a bit less forgotten and that makes me really happy. Even though I forget her a lot (whooOPS), the mangaka doesn’t and that’s so nice ;-;

TG has too many ‘gray’ characters to be able to get ‘hamiltonized’... I mean, name on character that isn’t ‘gray’. ((Except for Furuta, he’s a dark character (that’s racist))). 

If we hypothetically changed some personalities, I guess we’d be able to make some kind of Ham AU but I don’t think it’d ever be a proper one, since the characters wouldn’t be themselves. Shit.

Urie would make a good Ham in some views, but I think he’s a bit too cold and ready to suck ass for him to be a TRUE Hamilton. Hamilton wouldn’t quite Wait for it. He’d just barge in there and shout at people until they gave in.

Noo, you broke my heart again. HIDE DIES TWICE NOW BC DOUBLE CASTING. I’ve suffered enough already ;-;

Ooh, yeah, that one’s also there. To be honest, I kinda forgot it was from you ^^;; It’s in the queue now, though!

Also, I binged Soredemo Sekai wa Utsukushii (The world is still beautiful) today and me watching it is more or less this: *points at screen* this bitch.

and

((It’s the YOU WHAT spongebob meme, I recommend watching the video)).

It’s a good anime, but gives me mixed feelings, sine the main characters are 15 (him) and 18 (her), bUT HE LOOKS 13 AND FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER AND IT JUST SEEMS SO WRONG LIKE NOT PEDOPHILLIA BUT COULD BE MISTAKEN FOR IT

[lil-yeolies-chuckle-11]

Random K-pop Tag

Tagged by my one and only @dreamteamnoona, thanks mama

Go to this website (it’s a list randomizer) and write 15 biases/favs

Mine are:

Chanyeol- EXO

Kyung- Block B

Seungkwan- Seventeen

Hoshi- Seventeen

Jin- BTS

Hwasa- Mamamoo

Wheein- Mamamoo

Wendy- Red Velvet

Minhyuk- Monsta X

Hongbin- VIXX

Dongwoon- B2st

Ten- NCT

Yuta- NCT

Jeno- NCT

Taeyong- NCT

My mom/dad: Hongbin - Awe I bet he’d be an awkward dad loaded with them dad jokes but he’d be a great loving dad who’s a huge ball of cheese and he’d really have a lot of trust in you and be suuuper proud and supportive

My sibling: Hoshi - oooooh we’d be fighting on a daily basis, from exposing each other to just wanting to start shit but he’d be a great bro to have bc he’d attack u with them random acts of kindness n stuff (I’ve always wanted an older brother TT)

My grandma/pa: Jin - GRANDPA JIN!!! OOOH he’d have a low patience but he’d love endlessly and you already know that he would have a tooon of puns that he’d want to teach but would probably let u in on his recipes 

Who haunts me: Ten - TT I tried to find the gif of him being scared but what are the chances oml. Ten the dude who gets scared easily, is haunting me?? Anyways this gif is good for this situation I guess haha

My bf/gf: Jeno - What. are. the. chances. Boi I just wrote a break up scenario and I’m on my way to writing a real angsty part two and then I get this?? Anyways he’d make a hecka cute bf bc he’d be super cuddly and stuff(also I lost my patience tryna get this gif but I'm hella glad that I didn’t give up bc this gif is perf and hes really cute)

My ex: Seungkwan - haha my boo, oops my ex boo. Boi he’d hella salty but I feel like we’d still be gud friends but the number of sass would only increase haha

My best friend: Taeyong - ayyy he’d be super protective but he’s be super giggly especially with me bc everyone knows I got my jokes from grandpa Jin so I’d be well prepared lol but for real he’d be hella lit to hv a as bestie bc we could go from laughing n stuff to super sassy then bring it back to being cheesy bff’s

Proposed to me: Minhyuk - ok not gunna lie this kinda weird (but this gif perfect tho) buuut we can pretend that we’re going to the beach hehe no ok well like tell me how u gunna say no to this cutie and ud have a hecka cutesy relationship

My boss: Wheein- YASSSSSS! Oml I would never quit or do anything to fired bc like damn my ass would be on time everyday and would never leave with my queen as my boss. And lets be real Wheein’s the type of boss you would just fall in love with and then just keep falling in love with because she’d be super sweet

Random person I met at a bar: Yuta- yall can we just take a minute. You are at a bar (idk why u r bc drinking aint gud 4 u) and then u see this. Even if u just walked in you’d need to take a hot minute to compose yourself and then when u talk to him then you’d be like wtf he’s a dork but that’s the story of how u meet ur best friend

My rival: Wendy - why noo TT. (aint this gif just made for this lol) oooh this is a classic story of that one ex-best friend you just can’t talk about (bc like if u got Taeyong and Yuta as ur best friends now there’s bound to be some shit somewhere) and unfortunately you lost Wendy but you would still love each other bc one cannot have too many best friends

My first kiss: Hwasa- ayyy yess. Gif. on. point. Hwasa gunna set the bar hellla high so no one could ever top her kiss. And why does it feel like the kiss would happen during a dare at a party (ive never really been to like a hectic party so I don't speak from experience haha)

Get drunk and sing karaoke with: Dongwoon - umm yea, no one’s getting drunk (bc drinking is bad kids, come on now). Anywayys, you’d be tryna one up each other tryna hit them high notes and you'd win bc like his voice too deep to high them high high notes haha but it would be helllla lit and fun

Spend 7 minutes in heaven with: Chanyeol - is this real??? umm, who set this up bc like he’s my ult and I can't do this, my imagination’s gunna go some weird places so i’m just gunna leave with this line ‘u lovin the size’ haha jk I aint tht nasty lol but it yeol tho soo

Gives you your favorite dessert: Kyung - aww man I can just imagine him surprise u on a really bummy Friday night after getting dumped then he’d show up at your apartment with a box of warm pizza and some gooey brownies with some melting ice cream then you’d be kickin it watchin movies and stuff and it would be great

ooh man this is the best tag I've ever done hands down. ok not gunna lie my gif game was on point, it was sharper than some basic bitches’ ‘brow so yea  I just went through a roller coaster of emotions and it was all great so thanks mama again for the tag! 

Tagging: @artaehyung @sungardenhoseok @haechansgiggles @melaninminhyuk @j-jkook and @donghyuckstudies (and as always its optional)

[jypark-gae]

Mexican S/O Cooks For The First Time

requested- “Can you please do a BTS reaction to their Mexican S/O cooking for them for the first time? Pretty please✨✨✨”

ask -

— oof I’ve been mia I’m sorry :(( I promise promise promise I’ll upload something tomorrow as well ♥️—

Jin:

Everyone knows it, Jin loves food. And Jin loves you. So when you offered to cook Mexican food for him it was pure bliss. Not only that but it’d be the first time you would cook for him. You brought him the plate of food and when he took a bite, he fell even more for you. The fact that you could cook made you more attractive in his eyes. He’d totally be the type to compliment you after every bite. “Omg Y/N this is so good-“ “I know you’ve said it like 20 times already.”

Yoongi:

When you offered to cook for him he was a little confused. It came out of nowhere but he was curious if you could plate up something good. So he let you to it and watched intently as you cooked. You set down the Mexican dish, smiling at him. Yoongi wasn’t expecting it but he was always open on trying new things. He would compliment you after finishing it and even suggested you cook more (and by more he meant more Mexican dishes). Probably found it hot how you focused when cooking lmao

Hoseok:

This boy loves everything about you. He loves to learn about your culture, and whenever you’d take him to a Mexican restaurant he’d love the food. One night when you were bored you got up and went to the kitchen. Hoseok was confused but watched as you took things out of the cabinets. When he realized what you were doing he’d get all excited and ask you tons of questions; how you learned to cook, how you cooked specific things, etc. He’d been so focused on thinking of more questions and on you cooking that time flew by. You made his favorite Mexican dish and offered it to him. He already knew it was going to be delicious, and even if it wasn’t..he’d still love it lmao. Like Jin, he’d fall for you even more and find it attractive. “Wow you’re so talented.”

Namjoon:

This cutie finds you fascinating. When you brought up the fact that you could cook a few Mexican dishes that fascination grew. I see him shyly asking if you could cook for him and ofc you do because why would you say no to him. He loves your culture and likes to learn about where you came from. Also found it hot how focused you looked. When he tasted your food he’d be extra and say things like “Gordon Ramsey is shook” or “I give it infinite stars this is so good.”

Jimin:

He’s such a soft baby omg. Especially for you (but not when,, you know ;)) Even before he tastes your food he’d compliment you. “You can cook? Wah that’s so cool. What can’t you do?” When you offered to cook for him he, like Hoseok, got excited. Jimin watches and even asks if he can help you. One bite and he’s on the floor praising you. Noo he’ll be like Jin and give you all the compliments in the world. He already found your culture really interesting and instead of questions about customs or words, he’ll ask you about the food.

Taehyung:

Taehyung is always open on learning about new things, I feel. So when he asked you about the kind of food you’re used to eating he didn’t really expect you to actually cook it. But he also didn’t mind it. He didn’t think much about the fact that this was the first time you cooked for him, but he didn’t not compliment your skills. He probably started some make out session bc wow you’re his bae and you can cook.

Jungkook:

Y’all already know his extra ass is gonna be like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) when you’re cooking for him. Probably makes some joke about it being the first time. “Jungkook I’m literally just cooking” “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” But actually he finds it so cute how you hid your talent until now. Like Jimin he’d ask to help, probably distracted you because the kisses escalated,,, When he’s eating the food you made his soft side comes out and he basically starts praising you. Ends up confessing his love for you for the 2nd time. This probably makes him want to learn more about where you come from. I love Jungkook :(

[arsenicfrosting]

1-92?!

Alright sorry for taking forever but here ya go:

1. How many bruises on you right now? Not as many as usual. I always seem to have multiple bruises on my legs 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? Correct 3. Have you stayed in a hospital? Too many times 4. Is trust a big issue for you? I don’t put much trust in anybody so I guess that means it’s an issue?5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? Does my dog count6. What are you excited for? Turning 21 next month7. What happened tonight? I snuggled with my son and didn’t want to put him to bed bc he was being so cute and cracking us both up8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? No?? I’d be the last person to judge ppl for excessive drinking lol9. Is confidence cute? Cute is an odd word for that but sure10. What is the last beverage you had? Water with ACV11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Nobody lmfao men r trash12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? Several but I can’t stand wearing anything other than sweats or leggings13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?Nothing special 14. What are you going to spend money on next? Probably cigarettes 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? “Going out” lol this isn’t 7th grade but no I’m not in like a ~legit~ relationship 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? Of course. Probably not for the better tho :)17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Nobody, not even myself!18. The last time you felt broken? Shit when’s the last time I DIDNT feel fucking broken19. Have you had a soft drink today?No20. Are you starting to realize anything?I’m realizing that if shit in my life doesn’t change drastically soon, I’m not gonna make it21. Are you in a good mood? I’m sober so that would be a big NO22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? Fuck yeah hopefully they would eat me as a snack that would be so cute23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? Yes (hazel)24. What do you want right this second? I want to be in the woods with a rack of beer n some deer25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? “Nice how was it”26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? Yes27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? I don’t think I’d be able to date anyone in general28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? My sister told me about a podcast she was listening to about a girl who had period sex and afterwards the sheets were covered in blood so while the dude was in the bathroom she shoved them in her backpack and RAN OUT but then at the subway station some cops were doing bag searches and she ended up going back to the guys house WITH the cops to assure them she didn’t commit murder or something LMAO29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Not really30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? No31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Nope32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? Idk33. Are you one of those people who never drinks water? YES lmao I only drink hella water the day after getting fucked up34. Listening to? My sister watching Jane the Virgin35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Ew no36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? Yeah37. Do you believe in love at first sight? Well yeah like when my son had just popped out and we immediately looked at each other..that’s the realest love at first sight I know of38. Who did you last call? My sons dad39. Who was the last person you danced with? My kid40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? Why not yo41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? A couple weeks ago I made vegan carrot cake cupcakes and they were goooood42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? Noo43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? My existence is embarrassing so I mean probably 44. Do you tan? Not even a little45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? Nah46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? No47. Who was the last person to call you? My therapist48. Do you sing in the shower? Yes49. Do you dance in the car? No 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? Yes 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? My senior photos like 3 years ago52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? The cheesiest. I hate them53. Is Christmas stressful? All holidays stress me out 54. Ever eat a pierogi? Yeah55. Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Teacher or veterinarian 57. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Often 59. Take a vitamin daily? Vitamin D 60. Wear slippers? No61. Wear a bath robe? No those are so weird to me62. What do you wear to bed? A T-shirt and sweats63. First concert? Lady Gaga Born This Way Ball64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target WhaT the hEck65. Nike or Adidas? Neither66. Cheetos Or Fritos? Fritos67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Peanuts68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? Who?69. Ever take dance lessons? My mom tried to put me in a hip hop dance class and I panicked the first day because I didn’t want to do it and she was forcing me and she got mad haha so no70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? I will not have a future spouse71. Can you curl your tongue? Yes72. Ever won a spelling bee? No73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes, when I got a Lady Gaga CD for my 14th birthday and when my son was born74. What is your favorite book? “She’s Come Undone” by Wally Lamb75. Do you study better with or without music? Without76. Regularly burn incense? No77. Ever been in love? Yes78. Who would you like to see in concert? Radiohead79. What was the last concert you saw? Kimya Dawson I think80. Hot tea or cold tea? Both81. Tea or coffee? Coffee 82. Favorite type of cookie? Any as long as they’re vegan83. Can you swim well? No84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Yes85. Are you patient? Depends on what it’s for86. DJ or band, at a wedding? DJ87. Ever won a contest? When I was like 8 I did a fundraiser and won a bike and when I was in treatment 3 years ago I whooped ass in a Rock Paper Scissors contest it was iconic88. Ever have plastic surgery? No89. Which are better black or green olives? The big green ones with garlic stuffed in them oooooo90. Opinions on marriage? Dumb. But it works for some ppl so hey91. Best room for a fireplace? Living room or basement 92. Do you want to get married? Fuck naw