#but I also Hate ‘cares more about money than quality or other people’ characters

[natestars-corner-of-curiosities]

Why is my brain making me giggle and happy stim over two pastel horse scam artists

[serial-unaliver]

making this post so people stop sending the ask: "how do I get a failson"

so I hate to break this to you but real life isn't booktok and you need some sort of redeeming qualities to attract anyone of any financial status who is actually a respectable human being. my failson relationship actually began with talking and became more intimate over time like most romantic relationships. it wasn't like, a special thing I manifested. when I made those failson posts I didn't expect to gain anything from it, I just basically say whatever's on my mind on here regardless of how off-putting it may be to the average person. some people dislike that type of honesty while others are attracted to it. failson is actually honest and unashamed like me. I find this an attractive quality. it's not a common one, it requires a certain level of pride and confidence--genuine confidence and not a facade for validation. what i'm trying to say here is we actually found qualities in each other beyond financial status. I didn't reveal this at first but I continued contacting him not because I had no "options" but because I enjoyed our conversations, and it's pretty damn hard for me to get invested in conversations involving more than debates about politics. he brought out feelings in me I honestly had no idea existed before. a lot of my own family sees me as "sociopathic" and questions my intentions in relationships. I think i'm just careful--well, careful in some ways and enjoying an adrenaline rush in others. I assumed i'd only be capable of purely transactional relationships but i've discovered that's not true. it makes me feel vulnerable but much more alive.

okay wait i'm really straying from the original topic to talk about myself--queue the narcissism tiktoks, everyone! but my "advice" for "getting a failson" is not special. it's a normal relationship that is only seen as abnormal because of the honesty involved. people also apparently think i'm such a weirdo i've been talking about the failson ai character here. we met online first then in real life. he is in fact real 😭 and no, he does not hate that I call him failson, we both actually use fail-terms; i'm not THAT mean, people! if someone is uncomfortable being called something then I would stop calling them it. I have made it quite clear I find his failson qualities endearing. perhaps I am a class traitor 😩 ANYWAY that is all. you can stop begging for failson advice now. I may make jokes on tumblr but i'm a real person with real feelings who would not actually start seeing someone based on wealth alone. it attracts me, but I would never get intimate if wealth were the only factor. one more thing- I do not actually force failson to spend money on my behalf. I encourage it by my obvious failson enthusiasm but ultimately it's his decision. so i'm not like, "give me an allowance" or whatever else people assume i'm doing 😂 I actually find it significantly more attractive if there's choice involved because it shows motive beyond transaction. he likes to see me happy and I get equally excited when he smiles at me. ughhhh this is so cheesy I am embarrassing myself here by not faking nonchalance so you all better appreciate this post!

[xaharadesert]

ASMR Artists (Modern AU)- Headcanon

Arcana Characters (Main 6)

A/N: I am so tired

❤️Julian❤️

Plague Doctor Takes Care of You (You Have The Black Plague) ASMR Roleplay

He starts his channel as a joke, but has fun with it and decides to keep going

Besides, a little extra income is more than welcome for a med student

None of his videos are serious; they’re all ultra specific and completely ridiculous

Minimal tingles, but people most watch him because he’s funny anyway

🧡Portia🧡

Hair care & gossip ASMR

No one knows whether the gossip is real or not

(It is, but it’s so elaborate that people assume that it can’t be real)

Teaches people how to take care of their curls

Pepi can always be heard in the background

Does lots of hair brushing and various styles; her videos are super calming and great to fall asleep to

She makes lots of compilations by request because most of her videos are on the shorter side

���Lucio💛

Mukbang ASMR with super expensive foods

Only does livestreams because he likes to suddenly make really loud noises to jumpscare his audience

He’s mostly famous for controversies and being a troll, so the quality of his content does not really matter

A lot of people start watching him because he’s an attractive white guy and they’re willing to defend him to their last breath

Also gets a lot of hate watchers, but he still makes money from the interactions, so he doesn’t care

💚Muriel💚

Story time ASMR, usually beside his fireplace

Asra talked him into it, but Muriel ends up liking the sort of limited social interaction where he doesn’t actually have to see anyone face to face

He never shows his face, but he gets more than enough fans from his voice alone

He usually reads children’s books by request, but sometimes he reads longer ones for parts of a series

Ends up way more popular than he intended: people sponsor him to read their books in his videos, and he’s a bit worried he’s gonna mess up somehow

Sometimes collabs with Nadia on books with lots of female characters (she’s great at voices)

💙Asra💙

Soooo many magic roleplay ASMR series

Fairies, merpeople, vampires, sorcerers, etc, he’s done them all

Big fan of wood soup

Doesn’t do a lot of actual magic or witchcraft in his videos because it feels disingenuous to make up readings for a large audience

Usually adds a disclaimer just in case

Always has themed makeup, nails, and hair, and always looks gorgeous

Barely uploads because he’s got a dozen other hobbies, but when he does it’s usually a couple hours long

💜Nadia💜

Personal attention ASMR

Skincare, makeup, and hair brushing are her favourites, but she also does affirmations whenever she’s having a hard day

The videos are for her as much as they’re for her followers, since she’s super busy single-handedly running her own business

Likes to use her platform to bring attention to current world issues, and usually has segments at the end of her videos to shout out specialists and dedicated activists for her followers to check out

Preaches about mental health, but reminds her followers not to close themselves off from the world around them

[okaystoptellingmetomakeanaccount]

Pwease elaborate on the following points, I beg this of you:

UltraHeroes Paperinika is best Paperinika?!?

Martina's Duckburg is closer to Barks' than Rosa's is?

DT17 leaked documents about Cimino? :O (Is there a way to read them?)

Sincerely thanks from a lurking lurker who lurks.

Omg no thank you i love elaborating about ducks lol

• Paperinika in Martina’s first few stories was great satire, but the character has since been stuck like that. (We’ll ignore Martina’s subsequent attempt to move away from this by making her fight the evil queen from Snow White and beheading robot clones of herself) Most writers kept her ridiculously ‘feminist’ attitude and personality, or changed her hating men into hating PK specifically. And they generally kept a lot of her negative character traits. So the character became a bit hateful. (Now that i think of it i haven’t read enough Brazilian stories so this is like from what i’ve gathered from Italian and Danish stuff) I’m personally not that much a fan of a hero who’s most defining quality is that she’s a narcissistic prick.

Paperinik moved away from a lot of his own negative character traits (he was a bit of a villain at first after all). But Paperinika did not. Probably a lot of writers still deemed all of those things as ‘funny’ because haha woman mad. On the other hand, Paperinika also fell out of use in Italy, so maybe they didn’t think it was that funny. But they never thought to like, y know change her character.

UNTIL ULTRAHEROES HELL YEAH. So like yeah Ultraheroes wasn’t good or something (though i gotta say i’m personally quite fond of it) but they did reinvent Paperinika’s character. Decided that she’s actually likable now! Moved away from all the sexism and gave her a fun personality that fit modern day Daisy and created one of the most fun love triangles between Daisy, Donald, PK and PKA. Too bad that it didn’t really stick outside of Ultraheroes. So it remains one of, if not the best version of the character for me. The end of the chapter where they go against Spectrus and Zafira is just a fav of mine.

• Rosa’s Duckburg is really un-Barksian. It might all add up in continuity and references, but tonally it’s a whole different universe.

The entire thing is too serious. I might even say it all makes too much sense. Barks never cared much about making sense. Scrooge had a different bin every other story.

Guido Martina was always the king of not making sense. He probably contradicted his own stories more than anyone else. Both hik and Barks never cared about continuity. It’s about the story. Duckburg could change into whatever they wanted, as long as it served the story they wished to tell.

Martina’s Duckburg is pretty different from Barks’. It’s a more cynical, one could say almost parodic version of it, where everything and everyone is terrible. But with that it goes way further in those satirical elements of Barks. Something Rosa rarely did, who told more straightforward consumer friendly epic Hollywood stories.

Like uhh we could take a look at Scrooge. Rosa Scrooge is ultimately a good man. He doesn’t even actually care about money, but about the way he got it! It’s about earning the money and the adventures! And secretly he’s a good person who does give money away.

Martina Scrooge is a bad man. Oh oh oh so bad. Scrooge is used to critique and make fun of the rich that Martina saw around him. He has a comically long list of debts that other people owe him. He got rich by lots of illegal manners, and can get others to do whatever he wants, simply because he has money.

Barks Scrooge is in the middle, but I’d say it leans more to Martina. Scrooge is just a person. Does bad things and good things. He’s full of human contradictions and complexities. But more often than not, even when he’s more neutral, Scrooge is used to make fun off. The stories he tells about how he got rich are ridiculous. They are meant to be laughed at. It’s this difference in tone which is prevalent in most of their writing.

Rosa simply doesn’t use the characters that way. That’s it kinda. Hope this explains my imo a bit lol

• okay shhhh but dont tell anyone

(Sorey, removed the link. Just to stay safe. If anyone still wants it don’t be scared to dm :))

(Kind of scared of getting banned so excuse me if i remove the link in a few days. I recommend you download it to read later. I wrote the longest wall of text to hide it under but the drive i downloaded it from is gone because of disney so like yeah tad bit scared)

And just want to say wow. Thank you for the ask. Like the idea that there are people lurking around reading my posts, like i used to do (and still do) by so many others is insane honestly. Hope you’ve had fun reading my ramblings here, anon :)

[celaenaeiln]

(Cracks fingers)

Okay now it’s time for a relatively big question. Between these two, who would say defined Dick’s true persona the best?

Marv Wolfman (New Teen Titans) or Chuck Dixon (Robin Year One, Nightwing solo book)?

noooooooo how can you be so cruel as to ask me 😭😭😭😭 I love them both so muchhh

Okay you might hate me for this but I'm the type of person who accepts everything written about a character unless that comic has glaring inconsistencies that completely contradict what other writers have written.

So for me these two are some of the absolute best writers and you're making me choose! 😭

Robin Year One is one of my all time favorite comics but at the same time Marv Wolfman wrote Silver Age: Teen Titans and I loved that comic.

However I'm more interested in Chuck Dixon's work because he retained Dick's psychotic quality that he was known for from his robin days. He writes Dick as a happy, intelligent child with extraordinary abilities and accomplishing daring feats. He writes Dick with all the daring and brilliance that the world's greatest acrobat and genius prodigy of Batman should have.

Dixon's portrayal of Bruce and robin Dick is heartwarming is the most accurate representation of their relationship.

Furthermore he gives Alfred's perspective on how Dick made Bruce's life so much better. Some which I talked about in my previous post.

The little things he does like juggling with batarangs

Being popular in school

Being an ace basketball player

Being so overly competent that he can kock out people and guns three at a time with pool balls-

All of this is the essence of Dick Grayson. While Marv Wolfman does a good job, he doesn't quite emulate who Dick Grayson is a person, more specifically robin.

I like Chuck Dixon's Nightwing better.

Chuck Dixon's Nightwing run IS the BEST Nightwing run ever written. For one, he makes Dick come alive as a person.

"I've only been here two minutes. And already I want to shower with clorox and sandpaper."

He's the one responsible for bringing back Dick's jokes and laughter in Nightwing that Dick's robin is iconic for.

He's made Dick the caring, lovable person that Dick was as robin but with the maturity of an adult.

He saves a woman, protects her from being raped, gives her his money and ticket, and sends her on her way to a safer place with no questions asked, just kindness in his soul.

He writes Dick to be the brilliant detective and extraordinary fighter he is.

Best of all, his craziness!!

DICK!! CRAZY ALERT?!

Chuck Dixon's Dick Grayson is funny, brilliant, wild, and loving. That's why I like him so much and this is who I believe Dick Grayson is.

But Marv Wolfman did a fantastic job writing Dick's maturity and his relationships with other people. He focuses on Dick's detective side and how Dick interacts and engages with other titans.

While not as funny, his Dick is also extremely intelligent and loving. He created Dick to love with his full heart and upright morals.

He invests in people, he's loyal, loving, and faithful. It's just another part of him.

So I can't say one person wrote him better than the other. Wolfman and Dixon combined create the whole picture of Dick Grayson. But I can say I prefer Dixon as a personal choice because I just happen to like those particular traits of Dick's he emphasized more even though all of them are equally important and make Dick who he is.

[tasty-littl-snack]

Trying to understand the logic of people saying they’re done with Watcher and Ryan and Shane but will turn around and watch Buzzfeed Unsolved which has *checks notes* Ryan and Shane.

Yeah tbh. I think I can kinda understand it, it's like you're listening to earlier albums of your fave music artist, because they changed the genre with their latest album and you don't vibe with their new songs or watch a tv show's earlier seasons because the later one's totally destroyed the characters you liked. (Happened to me, like some things seriously had only two seasons and I'm ignoring the five next ones and two movies or whatever.)

So in that aspect I can kinda get it. Bfu started 8 years ago, that's a whole almost decade, and sometimes you don't really think of the quality of the content (because I will once again die on the hill that waverly gf ep is much better than waverly bfu I'm still confused how a show this badly made took off in the yt algo back in the day), but what it made you feel like, or where you were in life when you first watched/got into it. There's a kind of nostalgia attached to it and I imagine all of those fans who are like "I hate ghost files but I loooove bfu it's my comfort show", don't really care that it's Ryan and Shane it's the familiarity of watching it over and over for years and it being more memeable and quotable because those lines got repeated and memed to death over the years.

For example I don't really find myself coming back to the earliest eps of bfu if I had to rewatch them. I much prefer Ryan's normal voice to his theory one, and that's because seasons 6 and 7 are when Watcher was a thing, and their interpersonal relationship changed to a more "I like it here, we are friends". In the earlier seasons they aren't that close, Shane is more closed off and assholeish towards Ryan, and well Ryan is younger and thus more kind of playing a cool dude. I feel like he got to be more himself as the years went on and I like that.

That's also the odd thing about being a fan of real people as there is an interesting dichotomy to it. Like on one hand I respect them for what they do their comedy/craft/ability to express their creativity. On the other there's the respect for them as individuals, acknowledging that at the end of the day they are like. Just some guys making stuff. And people grow and change. You're not the same person you were at 25 when you are 34, you are not the same person you were at 30 and 38, but since you got immortalized at 25 and 30 and continue to make content for years people expect you to be always like that. A character that doesn't change, or changes according to a logic of a story. But real life is so much stranger and more interesting than that! There's no logic to your actions, you make mistakes and grow from them. At the time of making a decision you have no idea if it's a good or bad one or how it will go, and if you think you do I don't think you had serious choices to make in your life yet. But I think people expect of them to be those characters who don't change or grow. I assume those people have no respect for Ryan and Shane as real human beings, because they have some imagined version of them how they are presented in those episodes they watched over and over. So to them it doesn't matter that bfu has Ryan and Shane, because those are seen as different characters, not the "evil greedy capitalists who made their own company", but your friends that you know the best because you can quote their lines as you watch them in the background. And additionally there's the nostalgia of watching your beloved show that makes you feel younger because life was simpler back then. You didn't have your worries of adult life because you were in college/high school, and bfu reminds them of that. The fact that it's not giving watcher any money is only better for the haters bc it's like pirating. You still enjoy your favorite part of your blorbos, and don't feed "the big evil watcher" so kinda best of both worlds.

Some people also can't admit that the content didn't change that much, they just lost interest/grew out of it (and it's fine, interests change that's normal), but that's not on them, that's surely on Ryan and Shane for changing and evolving in their craft.

Baffling to me tbh because if I was a fan of them I'd wish them well not for their downfall and contribute to lower views by giving it to a big corporation (which isn't watcher). But that's just me.

Sorry this got deep I just am so tired of people saying bfu is better. It's really not you just miss the person you were when you watched it for the first time. That's the case with every 'comfort' show. It's why it brings you comfort. Real people behind it don't really matter.

[thenixkat]

[id: A three-panel sequence from the Pokemon manga featuring a conversation between Wicke, Faba, Moon, Professor Kukui, and Professor Burnet. Faba and Wicke are in the first two upper panels. Moon and the professors are in the last panel.

Wicke: It was most likely hurt by Team Skull, because, well...

Wicke: This year there have been 45 cases of them abusing pokemon...

Faba: Assistant branch chief Wicke, you mustn't jump to conclusions. There have been more cases than usual, though.

Moon: Is that true?

Faba: Yes. Twenty-nine cases of assault... eleven destructions of habitat... and 5 cases of being sold as food. But there may be more considering how some cases are ignored or left unreported. /end id]

Ok so say we take the listed crimes of manga Team Skull with a grain of salt since, the pokemon manga really likes to make things more violent to a degree that feels cartoonish to me. And we cross out the shit that we know they do b/c the Aether Foundation/Lusamine pays them to do in searching for 'what does anime Team Skull do to pay the bills'.

So we have to cross out habitat destruction and pokemon abuse b/c we know that the Aether Foundation pays Team Skull to fuck shit up and harm pokemon in a way that means that the Aether Foundation can confiscate and rehabilitate those pokemon.

Only crossing out the assault b/c the assault isn't tied to robbery. It's fairly reasonable to assume that Team Skull does some assaults. That they're ready and willing to start shit with people that piss them off for one reason or another. And I think it is especially reasonable to belive that Guzma beats the fuck out of people that piss him off outside of pokemon battles. He's a violent dude with a violent temper and we know he's willing to lay his actual hands on someone and especially hates when people give his crew a hard time.

(I don't think it'd be shit to the extent of what he does in the manga, like the manga version of Guzma doesn't seem to care about his grunts and is willing to be violent towards them when the other versions of the character don't come across that way. And also I'm not willing to belive a ref in any other iteration of the franchise outside of the manga would let him whole ass break his opponent's arm/having his pokemon attack the other trainer and let that slide over ending the fight and declaring him the loser)

Now the selling pokemon as food, and I have to assume its poaching and selling protected pokemon as food or illegally harvesting things from places that's its illegal to or selling a person's stolen pokemon as food, rather than just selling pokemon as food in general. B/c people do eat pokemon, there would be people raising, harvesting, or selling pokemon as food.

And poaching would be something they could profit off of and we do see the grunts illegally harvest pokemon in the anime. Not to any success but we do see it.

Another money-making thing we see Team Skull do in the manga that isn't related to the Aether Foundation is run food carts/sell food. (Which is neat b/c manga!Guzma seems to be able to cook and care about making good/quality food)

So of the things just on hand for potential possible ways anime Team Skull are financially supporting themselves we have: battling (off-screen from Plumeria and Guzma), running food carts/selling food, poaching, and illegally selling pokemon as food.

[linkspooky]

What’s your Top 5 favorite JJK female characters? And why is it your top 5?

I have a top two female characters in Jujutsu Kaisen anon, does that count? I like all the characters in Jujutsu Kaisen by the way, and I love Utahime, I'm just picky on what kind of character I call a favorite.

MIWA KASUMI

Miwa is the most well developed character in Jujutsu Kaisen, and there's no point in arguing with me because I'm right. A character is defined by their weaknesses more than their strengths, and no one is more weak than useless Miwa.

Miwa is, probably the only female character in Jujutsu Kaisen who displays her vulnerability openly eschewing all the other tough as nails personas that the girls have. She has low self esteem, and an admittedly self-interested reason for fighting. When facing off with Maki she even admits she doesn't really care about Yuji's well being and will follow orders because she's in it for the money. She loses right away, gets her sword broken, and gets tricked easily by Inumaki and that's the extent of it. Then she beats herself up for being useless after the fact.

Sounds underwhelming I know, but Miwa gives us a rare glimpse into what life as a sorcerer is like for a normal person with no outstanding qualities. People always act like female characters are so hard to write and make as complicated as their male counterparts but, there is nothing more complicated than an average teenage girl. A normal character can be as compelling as the strongest character because what makes a character interesting is the depth and range given to their emotions, and how they struggle.

Miwa is the softest, most open of the girls, and she is arguably the one who is hurt the most by these qualities because Miwa suffers a lot of loss. She's the only one who makes an effort to reach out to Koichi in spite of the fact she might lose him, and that loss hits her the hardest. She was his reason for betraying Jujutsu High, and the one he wanted to protect, and yet his betrayal and the loss of him only makes her suffer more. She tries to put everythig she can into avenging Koichi on Kenjaku and... her sword breaks again. Miwa is completely powerless in those situations and all she can really do is break down.

And this is all for a character with very limited screentime. Miwa doesn't have the story importance of Nobara or Maki (not to knock on them) but she displays the widest range of emotions from low-self esteem, to affection, to optimism, to crushing loss. Teenagers have it hard, and nobody understands.

MAI ZENIN

This isn't going to be as long as Miwa's because Mai has even less screentime, but once again what makes a character interesting isn't the attitude they project but what's on the inside. Mai is beautiful on the outside and ugly on the inside and that's what makes her lovable.

A character's internal world is how they react to things and process them, and the unique way they see the world, it's different than just surface level characterization. For example, Yuji reacts to things different than Megumi, we see an internal narration for both of them to give us a clue what is going on inside their heads. Mai is a good character because we know her, we know her resentment and insecurities.

I like the idea of Mai embodying the "weaker" sibling to Maki, because while Maki struggles to be stronger, Mai struggles with weakness itself. Mai's short story in the second light novel goes on about how scared she constantly is of cursed spirits, and how ugly the things she sees all around her are... because cursed spirits are scary. Mai dreams of being a normal girl, but that's kind of exactly what she is. She's a normal girl dealing with problems and grief most adults would struggle with, and yet she doesn't feel especially heroic like Yuji, she just stews in her own misery, and resents, and hates herself and hates her sister but also loves her and it's a very complicated mess.

There's an extra layer of conflict where you are not stronger, or more determined than your problems, and so you keep struggling against them without winning. Mai isn't determined like Maki, or bold like Nobara, she's not even a main character, but she shows up to fight anyway and that makes it more effective because we know what a selfish and whiny brat she can be. (Seriously I love her <3).

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

i hope that youre not getting too much hate for expressing your opinions and im looking forward to getting to know more about your future projects! ive been a fan of wayhaven books for a couple of years out and whilst its one of my faves, but that doesnt mean that i dont have any criticisms about it. i honestly think you made a lot of valid points. whilst i understand that wayhaven can be a comfort series for some people, i dont think that media should be exempt from criticism for doing the bare minimum. i thought she had gotten sensitivity readers, yet as someone whos demi myself, the portrayal of A's demisexuality throughout the series has been horrendous and it feels like it was just tacked on for no reason. the whole plot point with sin, a deity that used to be worshipped by assyrians being enslaved by the trappers was honestly not necessary in my opinion, i felt like maybe sensitivity readers would have pointed that out or something? but at least they freed my boy in the end so idk.

Honestly I don't care if people like it or not, because as I've said before, I used to be a big enough stan of the first two games that I recommended it to two whole people who also bought both games. I've actively made the author more money. Which is why I think I'm perfectly within my right to dunk on this thing now, because I used to be a fan, I used to love it, and I still very much enjoy a lot of the fan content created for it. Hell, there were some moments and ideas in book 3 that I actually liked, despite everything. I still think a lot about the potential of these stories and characters. It's not all rotten to the core, there is plenty of good stuff to be enjoyed that can very much be salvaged.

So I honestly don't think that people who enjoy it are like, beneath me or stupid or anything. I don't think they're the problem, I think they're there for the exact same thing I was: a silly vampire romance simulator. And if some of them are happy with what they're getting, then more power to them! But I think they deserve better than they're getting. And judging by the amount of people who have come to me privately and said "Thank you for speaking about this, I would too but I'm too scared to hurt people's feelings/speak out against a popular IF", it's pretty obvious that the quality just isn't there anymore, and that's okay to point out, too.

And I'm not out here trying to cancel it or anything. It's pretty small potatoes in the grand scheme of things, being "big" in the IF world means you're an older kid in a half-empty sandbox. I don't think people who buy or create content for it are doing something bad, in fact it's probably better to support smaller indie creators than ... other stuff. So like ... I don't have issues with people enjoying it.

I just wanted it to be better. I wanted to like it, because I liked it before. And I feel that it could have easily been better if more care was put into it, and maybe there was, but I just don't see it on the page anymore. It used to feel like an actual book, actual interactive fiction that you played and that was worth reading and interacting with. Like there was a world to inhabit and characters to connect with. Now, it's a collection of tired drabbles and fanfic fodder loosely connected by time skips, where you have to headcanon it into mattering and being interesting. I dunno, man. What's there just isn't worth the hype anymore.

[fox-buried-in-maple-leaves]

THIS ask list with ohm. please. with the cut & clothes section. and accessories & accents. i'm observing him i'm rotating him

Ask Game!

night: What does your OC wear to sleep? Do they have a favorite pair of PJs, or are they more the birthday suit type?

Ohm tends to wear boxers and a loose shirt to sleep. He kind of looks like every female love interest in a bad romcom ngl. Sometimes he sleeps naked though if he hasn't done laundry yet, he doesn't care lol.

day: What does your OC wear on a normal day? Why do they default to those clothes? Do they wear similar things, or do they change it up?

He typically wears an ankle length overcoat with a black shirt and black pants underneath it. He also wears elbow length leather gloves, a belt, heavy boots, and a black somewhat tattered scarf. He spends so much time dealing with sick people, he prefers to have most of his skin covered. But if he isn't working, he might switch things up! Or ditch his upper layer in general.

formal: What's your OC's formal look? Do they like dressing up? Do they have different looks for different occasions?

He'll usually wear his full doctor's garb, including his mask, when he has to dress up. His position is respected, he dresses for it. It isn't that different from his day to day wear, honestly. He doesn't really like dressing up properly in "fancy" clothes. It just isn't him, really..

informal: What's your OC's lazy-day look? How do they like to dress when they're winding down?

A dark grey blouse, black pants, boots, and shorter leather gloves. He'll wear less layers overall. Those beautiful pirate shirts, ykwim?

outerwear: What's your OC's outerwear situation? Jacket, sweater, cloak? What sort of weather do they deal with most and how do they protect themselves?

He has a short leather cape over his overcoat, it helps with the rain. If he knows its raining though, he'll bring an umbrella.

footwear: What does your OC wear on their feet?

BOOTS!!! Always. The buttons r lil suns.

road: What does your OC wear while traveling? Do they have high-quality equipment, or are they making do? What does their gear look like?

Literally the same shit but now he's got a sword attached to his hip lol. He also wears armour between his under layer and his overcoat. His gear isn't like, the best, but it isn't bad either. Mid.

armor: What kind of armor does your OC wear? Is it well kept? Bonus: where does it come from? Is there a story behind it?

It's some good quality studded leather armour. Because I don't care if that didn't really exist. It does here. Anyways it is well kept. He just bought it one day and now he has it.

arms: Does your OC have any weapons? What weapons do they carry, and how do they wear them when they're not fighting?

He's got a very nice zweihander. He also has a couple of daggers. The zweihander has a holster on his hip opposite to his book that he can attach or detach from his belt, depending if he needs his sword. And his daggers are just. On his person. Don't worry about it.

roots: Is your OC's look inspired by any specific style of clothing or fashion trend? What are the roots and/or inspiration for their look?

I mean his general outfit is "futuristic steampunk plague doctor" while maintaining a much more dated look than the other characters currently designed.

texture: Does your OC favor any specific kinds of cloth or textures? Is there anything they can't wear or don't like? What sort of fabrics do they prefer?

He likes soft heavy textures. They make him feel bundled and safe. Hates wool.. Blegh.

wardrobe: How big is your character's wardrobe? Do they wear things threadbare, or can they afford new clothes often? Are they any good at mending and repairing their own clothing?

Ohm has a decent amount of clothes, it's just all the same clothes! He likes what he likes. And that's blouses and tight pants. He'll mend his own clothes, but every couple of months he might buy something if he sees it and likes it. He has money.

bling: What jewelry does your OC wear? Does it have any meaning?

Star shaped earrings and a sun shaped pendant. The sun shaped pendant is the matching counterpart to his brother's moon shaped one. And it means a lot to him.

hair: How does your OC wear their hair? Does it have some kind of meaning?

BRAIDSSSS it. Usually with a navy blue ribbon tying it off.

makeup: Does your OC wear makeup? How often? What kind? Why do they wear makeup, and do they like it?

Sometimes! Usually just kohl around his eyes. But sometimes he'll do something fancy if he's feeling up to it! He likes it.

favorite: Does your OC have a favorite article of clothing or accessory? What is it? What's the meaning behind it? Do they wear it all the time or do they wear it sparingly to keep it safe?

His pendant for sure. The matching set was a gift from their parents. He wears it every day and keeps it very safe. If anyone reaches for it, he grabs their wrist and stops them lol

change: Has your OC ever drastically changed their appearance? Significant haircuts, big tattoos, complete wardrobe swap, etc? Why? How do they feel about the change?

I feel it was less drastic and just changed with time. But the scars and markings on his face certainly count since he got a lot of them in a short period of time. He isn't.. A fan, really.. But, it is what it is.

alternate: What would your OC's alternate universe look be? If they're a fantasy character, what's their modern look? If they're sci-fi, what's their fantasy look? What AU would you want to see your OC in, and how would they dress themself? Bonus: Prompt an AU!

Mm modern Ohm in his leather jacket and ripped jeans and hiking boots my beloved... <3

[michimiart-blog]

Hello! Again with the Danganronpa trend, now this time... OCs!

These students are from the Reserve Course Department, and even though I am aware that it is technically a normal-like high school with high tuition fees, I decided to add some extra and it has a special classroom for students who can't pay. It has jobs that are for monetary gain, but it has a student applicance limit of 30 students.

The Classroom is called 'Specialized Classroom for Financial Reward', or for short Class 255.

Oh, by the way, the following students are family members of other Ultimates (graduates and current students).

First off, meet Zaruko Murasame, he is Sôshun Murasame's younger brother. He may look way younger than he is but is really strong and smart regardless of his appearance.

Remembering that Canon!Akane Owari's FTE, she said that she has a lot of siblings and even if she knows and takes care for a couple of them, she doesn't remember ALL of them, so Ryuu is one of her siblings who was accidentally forgotten by her but he managed to survive and get a new place with his hard work. He joined the Reserve Course to get extra money.

Taro is Kiriko Nishizawa's younger brother, he is pretty withdrawn, not social except with his sister. That changed when he was sent to the Reserve Course by his family, he became a little more social with others in there.

Suzu Nakamura is Great Gozu's niece, since it is unknown Great Gozu's real last name, I decided to give them the Nakamura last name. She is also a fighter like her uncle but not a high recognized wrestler like him, she did want to try and win her own money and not depend from her family, hence why she joined the Reserve Course special classroom.

Taeko is Suzuko Kashiki's older twin sister. She has a moderate OCD due to an accident with her twin during their preteens; she is extremely clean, hates the mess and she is strong for her size due to moving a lot of heaving things when cleaning. She joined the Reserve Course because her sister wanted her close, and she is the one who gets more reward in cleaning jobs.

Ryoko is Tomohiko Gôryoku's fraternal twin sister, she and her brother were trained by the mafia, so they both are quite muscular for the extensive work. Only Tomohiko managed to gain an Ultimate level talent with his knownledge, but Ryoko still accompanied him to Hope's Peak, only in the Reserve Course, class 255.

It is weird to say this but, Saeko and Sôsuke Ichino are actually niece-uncle. Sôsuke was the extremely last unexpected child that the Ichino marriage had just about the same time that their middle daughter had Saeko. Saeko is a fashionista, she is attentive about new trends and she made her own clothes; she went to the Reserve Course because she can sell her creations or help people to fix their clothes.

The Super High School Level Assault Team shown in Hope Arc of Danganronpa Anime have characters without names but with talents, so I thought about this character Noriko Matsui being the younger sister of the SHSL Street Performer and by the way, I gave him a name too: Dairoku Matsui. Anyways, Noriko learned and worked as a personal nurse for her brother since he got injured a lot of times during his preteens and teen age due to his work as a street performer.

Kaori is Aiko Umesawa's cousin, she is a walking disaster when it comes to handmade things like clothing, artcraft, painting and anything related to it; she is good at cooking but never ask her to decorate a cake. Her main job qualities on the Class 255 are organizing stuff, disassembling mechanical stuff and cleaning.

Asukasei Hino and Rei Hino are cousin on a one-sided war, Rei is an unrecognized prodigy in sports, meanwhile Asukasei is a recognized prodigy in executive financial section (an accountant), this difference doesn't stop Asukasei from feeling below his cousin, mostly due to being weaker in physical stuff. Rei doesn't care about Asukasei fighting him, he often considers the fight as a child-like behavior, even when both are teens and soon-to-be adults.

And there are more but image limits.

Anyways! The Class 255 is Nagito's classroom because yeah, he is the SHSL All-field Professor who teaches on the Reserve Course. And he adores them.

Danganronpa belongs to Spike Chungsoft and Kodaka

Zaruko, Noriko, Taeko, Ryoko, Rei, Saeko, Kaori, Suzu and Taro belong to me @michimi-maidenvelekblog / @michimiart-blog

Alternate Universe Multitalent!Komaeda Nagito by me as well

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This is gonna be a long one because it's gonna be for all of them soooo

3, 5, 9, 15, 16, 17, & 22!

Putting your ocs under a microscope must learn more about them.

When I inevitably get around to fleshing out my last two Fatui OCs, I'm going to sob quietly in a corner (why do I have so many characters and why are all of them Fontaine is a question I don't have an answer for)

Microscope time!

3. If your OC was at a dance party what would they do?

Karina: Stand in a corner and keep an eye on everything; would have to be dragged to the dance floor. Will not be there of her own volition. Rhiannon: In the center of the dance floor, probably causing a bit of a scene. She loves attention and loves subverting expectations. Gabrielle: Observing, taking in the colors, the lighting, the finery; will recreate almost a picture-perfect painting at a later date. Sébastien: Peacocking around, playing the role of overbearing host that won't take 'no' for an answer.

5. Has your OC been caught doing anything embarrassing and if so, what was it?

Karina: Pulling Zhongli down to her height by his tie // wearing Dottore's cloak back to the Palace (there's no way no one noticed that in the fic, mind you, it would have been dragging in the snow). Rhiannon: Mocking Dottore behind his back in the early days of her tenure in the Fatui. Tartaglia thought it was funny; Dottore far less so. Gabrielle: Stabbing her own canvas in the middle of a heist. Sébastien: Making use of his desk as a bed but not to sleep.

9. Is there anything that your OC is extremely good at but hates doing?

Karina: Embroidery. She will do it if she must or if she has a very good reason (Zhongli's hanfu that's still not finished). But her fingers ache and her stitches get slopping the longer she goes. Rhiannon: Certain compositions that other singers cannot perform, ones notorious for being career-ending because of the amount of training that goes into them. Be it because her Anemo power helps enhance her breathing or because Dottore's pushed her to far worse limits, she can perform them with ease. But she's left exhausted and without a voice for days afterward. Gabrielle: Painting. Literally the very thing she spent her whole life doing, she actually hates to do because she was trained to forge and knows how to copy almost any style. And yet she does it anyway, determined to capture the world around her by her own hand. Sébastien: He would vehemently deny that he never hates doing what he's good at.

15. How easily does your OC break things?

Karina: Depends on what it is and the fic tbh. OBAS Karina is a little more gentle; THATF Karina is, uh, well bitter enough that breaking things and relationships is easier than she'd care to admit. Rhiannon: She's shattered a whole dinner table of glassware before, if that counts for anything, to say nothing of whole theatre sections full of suffocated audience members. Gabrielle: Despite her attitude towards her profession, quite difficult; she treats her tools with care and respect. Sébastien: Very easily. Be it people or objects.

16. What allergies does your OC have and how bad are they?

Karina: None, as far as she knows Rhiannon: Marzipan; itchy hives that last for days. Has never accepted gifts of food since a whole afternoon of needles and soothing balms. Gabrielle: Also none to her knowledge but has a sensitivity to pollen that made living in Sumeru quite fun. Sébastien: Sulfites, inconvenient but not deadly.

17. What are your OC’s spending habits like?

Karina: Frugal but willing to justify a higher price if the quality is decent and worthwhile (usually food ingredients or fabric); makes for interesting debates when she and Zhongli go shopping. Rhiannon: Doesn't necessarily think about it like she used to, as much as her sister does. She's gotten in trouble on more than one occasion for an invoice for frivolous things. Gabrielle: Would starve if it meant saving money for supplies. Traditional 'starving artist' mentality. Sébastien: He doesn't balance his own books, will only consider the price if the other barriers of obtaining something require a lot of effort.

22. Who’s cooking skills are so bad that there’s a good chance they could burn water?

Karina: Can cook quite well, baking is her better kitchen strength. Rhiannon: Knows her way around a kitchen well enough. Gabrielle: Passable cook. Sébastien: Would probably burn his whole estate down if he tried to boil water. Is never allowed near the kitchen.

[shxtodxroki]

hi! could a get a mha matchup? i would prefer a UA student!! im 176cm, i have mid length wavy brown hair and eyes. i love piano, music, volleyball, and reading. my big three are leo Sun sag moon and cap rising, my mbti is infj, my hogwarts house is raven claw, and my enneagram is type 5. physical touch and quality time are my love languages , and very important to me!! im pretty shy and quiet, until im comfortable, and then i can get a bitttt more hyper. i am a smiley person, and i laugh pretty easily. i love learning about other people, how they work, what they like, things like that. im not great with making friends, becuase I have very low self esstem and immediately assume everyone i meet hates me for some reason, and does not want to be my friend. :/ i also cry very easily, and when i first realized i had made a couple of friends becuase they had directly called us friends, i cried for almost two hours. im also a sucker for sad books, and i cry loads over them too. My ideal partner would be someone who would love me unconditionally, and who i could have calm discussions with instead of fights. people yelling at me triggers my anxiety + anxiety attacks. my partner would also have to have more of a backbone then me, and be able to stand up for themselves. this sounds a little selfish, but i would want someone to love me enough to spoil me a bit too, with gifts and things! thanks for reading, don’t feel pressured at all to answer this!!! have an amazing day, and don’t forget to take care of yourself <3

Aww this ask was so sweet, I hope you enjoy your match-up! Yours was really easy for me to write, as soon as I read it I knew exactly which character to pair you up with so I hope you enjoy! :)

I’d Match You With: 

Momo Yaoyorozu!

Reasoning:

To me, Momo seems to fit a lot of the things you say you’d want/need in a life partner, and I think the two of you would complement each other nicely. You’d be able to grow together, and it’s very easy for her to be the kind of partner you need and vice versa. 

Headcanons About Your Relationship:

Momo is absolutely the perfect gf for you if you like to be spoiled, she has the money to spend on you and is more than happy to do so if it makes you happy. Sometimes that means joint shopping trips where you get to try on clothes together and help each other pick out outfits that she's more than happy to pay for, and sometimes that just means picking up small gifts for you while she’s out at the mall to give to you when she gets back to your dorm at the end of the day :>

Momo’s the one in your relationship who hardly ever cries, so she’s always there to pull you into her arms and comfort you whenever you find yourself getting especially emotional :’) And she never makes fun of you for how easy it is to make you cry, she understands that you’re just more sensitive and emotional and she just does everything she can to not make you sad, and to help comfort you when you do end up crying

Momo’s also really good about never really arguing with you as she doesn’t really see a point in “arguing”, even when you get frustrated with one another the discussion typically stays calm and she never raises her voice or does anything to make you anxious or uncomfortable. Of course, disagreements are going to happen, as she’s not the kind of person to hide how she’s feeling just to keep the peace or anything of that sort. But she expresses her thoughts to you clearly and diplomatically without getting mean or hurtful, and you two are almost always able to resolve your disagreements quickly and quite peacefully. 

Momo can be quite timid in her daily life, but she’s gotten a lot better with her self-confidence and image since starting at UA, and she can easily stand up for herself or you if the time comes. She knows that’s something you struggle with, and she’s happy to be the brave one in your relationship as her confidence continues to grow if it helps you feel safe and comfortable with her. 

Knowing that you enjoy reading makes Momo so so happy and it’s one of her faborite hobbies/ways to spend time with you. She’s happy to let you pick out a book and then she’ll read to you, the hand she's not using to hold the book running her fingers gently through your hair as her voice soothes you into a calm, relaxed state. 

She also loves that you play the piano! Momo’s a big classical music lover, and she adores listening to you practice as she does her homework or even just watching you practice in general, amazed by your talent and the beautiful melodies you’re able to make. She’d love to learn to play herself some day, and if you’re willing to teach her then she’s more than happy to learn from you :>

Song For Your Relationship:

Momo’s honestly not the biggest fan of sports in general, but for you, she’s happy to get somewhat involved if it makes you happy. If you play on some kind of volleyball team then she totally goes to all of your games and cheers you on from the sidelines (and takes you out to dinner as her treat afterwards, whether your team wins or loses). Or if you only play casually or just need someone to practice with, then she’ll try her best to practice with you, even if she’s not the best and doesn’t totally understand how the game works lol

Heaven’s Cloud by Seventeen!

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90's Watch: Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)

Watched:  02/09/2023

Format:  HBOmax

Viewing:  First

Director:  Stephen Herek

Sometimes a movie goes off the rails so fast and so hard, feels cynically produced on top of that, that it's hard not to just get mad, fold your arms and complain til the credits roll.  For the past 32 years, I'd successfully not seen Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991), which came out when I was 16 and was working through my Gen-X feelings of rejecting things I felt were marketed at me - but specifically at a very dumb version of me the people selling me stuff mostly took to be an idiot.

In 1991, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead was *heavily* sold at teen audiences with ads on MTV and elsewhere running seemingly non-stop.  Certainly I saw  trailers before other movies.  And you always knew:  if the movie looks like this, and they're advertising it this hard, it's because it sucks and they need to get people in before word spreads.  

There was a long tail of 1980's-style comedy into the 1990's, enough so that it probably deserves its own niche, but this movie feels like a 1987 release more than something that would hit at the same time as Home Alone. 

The pitch is this:  

Kids are left at home for two months under the care of a mean old lady.  She dies in the first ten minutes, and the kids dispose of her and accidentally the money they were to survive on.  For reasons, they do not want Mom to know (and Dad has some mysterious shadiness about him that is never teased out).  

Instead of BOTH teens getting jobs so they can survive, only one does (Applegate).  She works for a day at Clowndog (which looks like a very bad job, but a very fun place to eat), and then lies her way into a job at a fashion/ uniform company as an executive assistant.  And never worries about getting caught.  Even as she steals from the petty cash.

Kids learn life lessons.  Romance is found.  The ending makes zero sense.

You can blame the director for this, but Stephen Herek directed a number of watchable films, from Critters to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure to some big-budget, successful, live-action Disney films. In short - I think he knows what he's doing, or especially did in the 1990's.  But if he also shot what was on the page for this movie, then... you know, these writers more or less don't have a track record after this movie that I'd write home about.

Curiously, this entire family lacks scruples while also having a complete lack of charm or any redeeming qualities.  Movie:  this stuff is important if you want people to care about the ending.  Counting on the audience being dumb kids only sells so many tickets.  At least try to make us care whether the children live or die.  I mean, we've already shown a curious callousness to life and death once in the movie.  What's one or two kids less?  But the kids all get one character goal and spend the duration whining about whatever their thing is.  There's no love or even hate between them.  They merely co-exist in space.

Despite a really solid title that promises a dark comedy full of hijinks, we get a pretty basic "fakin' it til you're makin' it" comedy made popular in the 80's with Working Girl and The Secret of My Success welded onto a teen summer romp about being a dipshit.  And, despite the fact it looks like a comedy, there's almost nothing present to illicit actual laughter.  I laughed audibly exactly once, at a supporting character's choice to clutch a jar of M&M's as a coping mechanism.  

The set ups of the film intended to provide our hero with challenges all seem to point to:  this girl is going to jail.  And she is going to jail because she's an idiot and everyone else in her family is an asshole, from youngest kid to absentee, lying mom who has skipped the continent to go bang a shepherd. 

What's odd about the "makin' it" business aspect is that she... doesn't?  She hands all of her work to Kimmy Robertson, and her solution for saving the company is to turn their industrial uniforms into highly 1980's-specific and impractical designs that seem like they'd just bring more shame on the workers than a smock or a golf shirt.*  

Either one of these movies might have been fun on their own, but together...  

It feels like no one sat down with the script and said "does this make sense?"  Like - ok, I'll buy the shitty mom also didn't tell the kids who she was hiring to babysit them for two months.  I'm not sure how this old bag was qualified or why she thought making the kids miserable was not going to get back to the mom.  Ignore all that.  Babysitter is dead within 10 minutes.

But I also don't get what the kids thought was going to happen when they had to explain to their mom they threw away a corpse.  Like - that woman presumably had friends and maybe people who loved her...  The movie could have set it up so that wasn't true, but it didn't.  They just throw her away.  (Apparently Bad Mom also left 2 months worth of cash?  Jesus, lady.).

But it also does weird little things like - they give the kids two cars, but then one is stolen partway through the movie (by drag queens.  And that plot point never, ever returns...  when it so easily could have).  Like... why?  Why one car?  It makes whole chunks of the movie not make sense.  Like - did they call an ambulance to the farm?  Did they get a ride?  

Look, I could spend an hour naming Things In Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead That Could Have Easily Not Happened And/ Or Been Fixed.  I will spare you.  When other people think that's criticism, I find it both dubious and annoying.  I mean, I am 100% right about all my thoughts on this, but I doubt I will sway anyone who loves the movie for any reason.  Shine on, you crazy diamonds.

But, jesus.  This is the laziest @#$%ing movie.

It also costars Joanna Cassidy, who I know mostly from Blade Runner, and who is clearly in a wig here but allowed to be over 40 and hot, which is shocking for the period.  And it has John Getz, who was the main guy in Blood Simple, here being horny at Christina Applegate.  Josh Charles plays Applegate's paramour and he's... fine.  David Duchovny is there to show you what happens when no one knows what to do with you as an actor.  I think the secretary/ Josh Charles' sister played Admiral Cornwell on Star Trek: Discovery.  

The movie is wisely anchored by Applegate, who was most famous at this point as Kelly from Married... With Children and seemed ready for bigger things.  If the movie is watchable, it's that Applegate is watchable and likable, and not playing a broad, dumb character.  Her scenes with Joanna Cassidy and John Getz suggest a better movie that doesn't exist when they aren't on the screen.  But it's hard to sell to boys wanting to see Applegate a movie when she's on TV every week, and I don't think the movie did a great job of marketing the Makin' It portions of the film.  Applegate's career is worthy of discussion because she's proven multiple times she's hilarious, but she has to be the straight man here to literally everyone.

Who knows what happened from script to production to the editor's block?.  Anything could have.  And probably did.

I will possibly try this movie again in another 32 years to reconsider.  

  *I say this as someone who worked back-to-back at Chuck E. Cheese and The Disney Store

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[m1ckeyb3rry]

Ok first things first your Kaiser comment is really hilarious what the hell was ness thinking with that cut?????

LMAOO you’ve got this!! But honestly reading work that’s written with motivation and care is soooo much better than reading something forced so don’t sweat it too much! I sure everyone understands that writing actually takes quite a bit of effort and time and thinking and that reading your quality work will be so worth it (insert the head nod emoji here because I can’t find it fast enough) nagi vibes are so real though but trust your five shot revolver volley (or something like that name) moment coming soon

Yeahhhh idk the only conflict that really comes to mind is “aw shit I’m gonna be fired”/“im not paid enough for this shit” LMAOOO I guess that’s also the reason why a lot of fics I’ve seen are also set outside of the main events of bllk! Like usually when they’re already pro etc or for some characters who have enough backstory details about their stories before bllk then it’s set pre-bllk!

Hair down zantetsu>>>> I was actually shocked when I saw that scene of him in the movie like zantetsu pls let down your hair and take off your goggles we know you don’t need them….

The way you just so accurately described the entire Ubers dynamic LMAOO I also could not care less about sendou soooooo but it’s giving me the same vibes as the colored scene of them all helping Barou dye his hair I love the Ubers dynamic…I bet it working out gives aiku such an ego boost and he’s probably all like “see I’m right you all just don’t get bitches” completely forgetting that Niko is 15 and these are also soccer losers

Nooo because the few times I have to trek into Reddit territory to find a chapter link or something I see the dudebros collectively hating on him or using the fact that his parents trained him since he was young to try and minimize/discredit his “feats” (as they say in dudebro land)

White butterfly is just tear inducing LMAO that scene has me in my feels like bro…..the first thing he does after he goes pro and makes money is builds his childhood friend/love’s dream house SHSGSHS goodbye.

PLS you’re always on the grind omg that’s actually crazy LOL but no I think the whole fandom needs to be wiped and then shown seabird so they can ingrain this version of saw into their brains…maybe that’s the strat…right as s2 comes out we blast fwtkac bfb and lowk just your masterlist so people go “OHHHH that’s how they are” and the fanon version establishes itself as a much more accurate (imo) version that it otherwise would’ve…

AIKU WINGMEN SERIES GUYS WE WON based on what we’ve talked about this already sounds like sm fun to read I will most definitely be at the launch party…also SAE that’s crazy I lowk forgot they were on the same team for u20 for a sec but now that I realize it that makes sense LMAO

LMAOOO you’d have your own fwtkac moment where you get shown on the jumbotron and then have edits made of you and I’ll be scrolling through tiktok like guys that’s Mira…I know her lore..!!!

NOO YOU DESERVE IT honestly your writing output is some of the best I’ve seen in a while so idk what you’re talking about LOL Curious to see what even you decide on though!! I’ve seen some cute ones with like themed codes and whatnot from other writers before too so I bet your take will be fire!

- Karasu anon

no because ACTUALLY like bro was clearly not destined to be a barber 😭 honestly kaiser’s hair pre-cut when it was all shaggy and gold was rlly gorgeous i would like him more if he kept it like that or if he just tied it back or smth ☝🏻 but instead we got…wtvr the fuck he has going on 😰

HEHE no because i even have in my rules that i’ll probably take a while to respond and might ignore requests so people know what they’re getting into to but that doesn’t stop me from feeling bad yk?? sadly i am a chronic people pleaser 😓 but anyways YESS super goal coming up soon 🤭 jkjk i think the next ones are going to be short and simple because of the nature of the request so don’t expect any long ones for a bit!! but then again yk me so we’ll see (although tbf most of my requests have stayed generally within projected wc ranges the only ones to escape containment were seabird and the third part of fwtkac)

literally like it would def be a lot more comedic than anything but i save my comedy for the one shots longfics are angst ONLY /j also wait idk if you saw the most recent jjk leaks but i think i canonically killed off more characters in pomegranate ink than gege did in jjk which is CRAZYYY like i thought i was being fairly lenient 😭

hair down zantetsu is literally every shoujo male lead i need a fic where reo gives him a makeover or smth so he can truly shine LMAOAO i just know reo would have sm fun w that too

aiku’s like “all in a day’s work 🙂‍↕️😌” once barou gets a gf and then he thinks being a wingman is so fun that he tries to set up his other teammates w girls but lorenzo scares all of them away, aryu is uhh aryu and sendou is doing fine on his own so his only option is niko but niko is so introverted that he HATES “big bro aiku” helping out LMAOAOA like aiku becomes one of these rlly pushy uncles who goes up to every girl and is like “look at my nephew isn’t he so handsome” meanwhile niko is DYING of embarrassment…eventually mommy barou has to step in and tell aiku to leave niko alone 😭

on the one hand i get it because hiori is sometimes very overhyped in the sense that compared to charles and sae (and honestly even reo) he’s not the BEST midfielder oat in bllk but charles is considered a prodigy by even loki, sae is a ng11, and reo is canonically perfect so that’s not even saying much + he’s only really been active/awakened since the ubers game so with time he’ll probably improve!! he’s another one of those characters where there’s very few people who see the medium and don’t glaze him but don’t hate him either ykwim

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYINGGG IT’S DISGUSTING like wdym you finally became rich and famous and instead of reaping the benefits you move back to a random town in the middle of nowhere and build a house for a girl who doesn’t even live there anymore just because you loved her so much?? in a way i think that even if reader had moved on or never came back just having that house was how hiori affirmed to the world that he loved her if that makes sense…like it was as much a confession to her as it was him making it clear to everyone that he wouldn’t ever be taken from her again if she still wanted him 😭 bitches when reader wanted to be a bird so she could fly everywhere but instead of being a bird with her and staying by her side like he wanted to hiori realized she needed a field (a home) to come back to so he just settled down and waited for her until she did because he loved her enough not to find her when he didn’t know if she wanted to be found 😭😓😫 i’m bitches fr

LMAAOAOO the grind is too real but omg i will be so happy if bfb freaky friday fwtkac loserboys karasu and otoya become fanon even though they’re already being written mostly as fboys in other works 😩 like okay ykw i even get otoya but wdym karasu is a player 😕 my man would NEVER have a one night stand he’s way too sensitive and gentle for that

AIKU WINGMAN SERIES INDEED OMG i’m so hype the for the barou and otoya versions especially because i already have ideas for them…i think the sae one is just going to be aiku being like “bro you’re in love with her” and sae’s like “no 😒” and it just goes on and on until sae is like “oh shit i AM in love with her” LMAOAO still pondering what i’ll do for karasu yukimiya and nagi but trust it will happen and it’ll be funny

LMAOOO MIRA EDITS i’ll be in my fwtkac era but without the crow 🙁 no soccer player irl could compare to karasu 💔 it’ll just be five ways to kill a soccer player which is nowhere near as fun and exciting…oh well we sacrifice what we must

AHAHA THANK YOU SMMM i meant more that i only post fics 5% of the time the rest is me dropping random thoughts answering asks chatting w people and reblogging fanart so people who follow me off of my fics are probably like WTF KSJSKKS okay wait hear me out a bird theme could lowkey go crazy…considering i am a #birdstan…anyways we’ll see there’s still a bit until I reach that point!! although ngl it might be faster if i actually post requests 😭

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I actually really like kale’s wife’s aesthetic its less basic than other wags but still very Hailey Bieber basic in general. Like she’s not wearing anything that makes me think she’s a fashion girlie it’s more you look put together but this is very clearly just basic clean girl. One thing that makes me hehe a little is howden’s wife’s store that she constantly says she’s gonna be consistently posting about but does like one post a year. And I get that motherhood makes stuff difficult but like my mom worked in corporate and raised kids so it’s like you just don’t wanna work hard?? It’s so wild to me how even now so many women are happy just being a support system for their bf or husband. And ik girls don’t hate and being a homemaker is a huge job too but like it’s just so different from me it’s hard to wrap my head around it. Super long rant but I still hold out some hope he wont get with someone that basic just cause of his sisters. The older sister also had a hockey bf that she didn’t move countries for and continued doing her own thing while they were long distance which probably contributed to their break up, and the younger one is clearly very into her own hobbies and interests - they just don’t seem like girls who would follow a guy around or make their whole IG about their bf.

Respectfully so I feel like a bunch of these wags do "side hustles" or whatever just to try to make themselves look like they actually don't just have their husbands money and that they "work". When it's evident their business launched in whatever is just to make themselves look busy and independent when they vast majority of the time they really aren't... lmao.

I'm all in for people who want to start up something but sometimes ill be seeing these wags on some bullshit and it pisses me off for instance I saw this one rangers wife who makes fan merch but tell me why is that goof charging $150+ for jackets and $50+ for hats and they're the most tackiest poorly made things I've ever seen in my life... mind you if the quality, work is there and she's trying to run up people like that I can 100% support it, but she's fucking tripping. Also there is a bunch of them similar to Howden's wife who does some start up and is passionate about it for a solid 6 months and then forgets/gives up on it. Which just shows to me at least that they just launch this kind of shit just so when someone asks what they can provide some bullshit answer "I run a business" more then "I am just a stay at home mom" LOL.

There is always hope in some way he can bag someone moderately interesting even when we think it might not happen, who knows haha character development is probably still kicking in for him. But then again if he ends up with someone super basic and typical it wouldn't be much of a shocker. Sometimes guys do get influenced by their sisters characteristics when it comes to who they date, we shall see. I'm on the fence if he is the type to care if his sisters like his gf or not, initially I assumed he would but I kind of think it's a 50/50 more I think about it.

*As noted there are a bunch of wags across the boards to look into and I am sure there are some that work hard and are passionate about things and pour there heart and soul into there own careers and projects and don't eat. sleep. breath. there man*