#but FUCK this shit
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I hate executive dysfunction because it's like-
I have something i need to do/want to do,
But then my brain just decides that
I AM BUT A WORM ON A SUMMER'S DAY, CAST UPON THE SIDEWALK AND LEFT THERE TO WITHER AND DRY ATOP THE STONE WHILE THE CURSED DAY STAR GLARES UNCARINGLY DOWN AT ME.
#executive dysfunction#probably adhd#maybe autism#but FUCK this shit#i need to take my meds but brain says no#hhhhhhhhhhhh#im forgetting something#idk what im forgetting
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SOBBING
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Dan during the whole time his blue check was removed, brought back, and then removed again (and at this rate probably gonna be back again in 24 hours): 💤😪💤😪💤😪🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
as he should!!
#i heard twitter started returning blue checks to celebrities with over 1M followers so i'm surprised that dnp still don't have them back ngl#but fuck this shit#elon keep clowning i'm waiting for a moment all his investors just take their money back and tell him to kiss their asses#will be an international holiday#(banks are investors as well)#answered#japan 2023
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I started my period on the ides of March, and it's excruciating. Almost like I'm being stabbed 23 times. Fuck you, Caesar 🔪
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GAIN EXPERIENCE YOU STUPID FUCKS#I HATE THIS I HATE JOB HUNTING THIS SYSTEM IS ABSOLUTE DOG SHIT
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#meme#tiktok#instagram#twitter#stop fucking linking these shits just rip the content and repost it who cares
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Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.
#yes im apologizing to myself too fuck it#its happened at least three times so#its cyclical i think#FOUR! no- FIVE TIMES ACTUALLY!#bc now you see the shit before you even show up!
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that#can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit#chivalry#arthuriana#maybe even#paladin#edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting#knightposting#second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc#morghen coded#compilation post
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BE MAD BE SAD BUT DONT U DARE GIVE UP
#queer people + poc + women + immigrants anyone who's not christian + christians who hate this shit we gotta hold on 😭💖#hopecore#us elections#us politics#election 2024#usa politics#fuck donald trump
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In case any of you here also use X/Twitter.
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Dear Undecided and Both Sides are Evil voters.
#vote#vote 2024#vote blue#election 2024#us politics#vote democrat#fuck trump#fuck jd vance#insurrectionists can eat shit
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*screams*
HAPPY FUCKING PRIDE
ASEXUAL AND AROMANTIC PEOPLE EXIST AND ARE PART OF THE COMMUNITY
NOW GO BE MENACES TO SOCIETY
#it’s what the fucking A stands for#also agender#asexual#aromantic#ace#aro#aro/ace#aroace#agender#lgbtq+#lgbtqia#pride#pride 2024#lgbt pride#holy shit 10k#20k??? wtf#why does this have 30k?#guys... yall have problems
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Selfshippers who ship with weird/unappealing characters. I love you. Like hell yeah you go get with Mr Crocker. Go get with lord faarquad
#I get it.#EMBRACE THAT SHIT#it’s such a fucking power move and I gain so much respect for u#also I’d like to add I selfship with spamton neo and king candybug#if that makes you feel any better#selfship#txt#1k
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if i see one more article, post, or news anchor talking about how joe biden is old, i'm putting my fist through a window. i feel like i've gone through the fucking looking glass.
this is project 2025, trump's plan for what he'll do if elected. whatever you think is in there, it's worse. watch a breakdown of the highlights here. this man wants to unravel the fabric of our democracy for good - this all aside from his vitriolic hatred of poc, his determination to start ww3, and the fact that he can't string a sentence together without telling outrageous and easily verifiable lies. his administration will start their crusade to exterminate trans people on day one, and they won't stop there.
do not talk to me about how joe biden is old, as if that could ever matter to me more than my life or the lives of my friends and family. my little sister is 14, she's trans, and i don't know what to tell her when we talk about politics, because one of these people wants her dead and the other one is old and some of you are still acting like those problems are equals.
i can't fucking stand this. i'm not hearing it this time, we are not repeating 2016. refusing to vote is not an act of protest, it is an act of complacency, and our most vulnerable will suffer for your negligence. vote like your life depends on it, because for some of us, it really fucking does.
#im losing my shit here people#usamericans if you can vote and youre choosing not to fucking block me im not joking#us politics#2024 presidential election#presidential debate
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