#bureaucracy news

[lady-raziel]

because there is nothing to lose the people saying biden should resign now so kamala can still be the first female president are absolutely right but why stop there? inauguration day is 70 days away let's make "president for a day" a real thing. say "fuck it we ARE going to do the arbitrary quota DEI bullshit you accuse us of" and speedrun first [category] presidents. revolving door type thing.

first female president. first openly gay president. first transgender president. first president who has been to space. first president gamer president. first mime president. just play president bingo and hit as many categories as possible while we still can. make all of trump's #47 merch unusable by forcing him to be the 115th president instead. who cares anymore let's peacefully transition power but do it in the most chaotic hot-potato way possible

[transtalesofdoom]

Three more months with my lame ass birth name

[fandommiss]

1x06 II 2x06

[thatswhywelovegermany]

Badgers cause year-long shutdown of railway line in North Rhine-Westphalia

In November 2022, first signs of instability on the railway embankment between Unna and Fröndenberg appeared. Subsequent safety inspections revealed that badgers had dug an extensive network of tunnels several meters underneath the tracks. At least 140 entrances to the badger burrows have been found so far, stretching over a length of 11 km (approx. 7 miles).

Meanwhile, the embankment has deemed to be too unstable to continue train operations due to the activity of the animals. The damage is too extensive to be repaired, so the embankment has to be rebuilt from the scratch. Railway company Deutsche Bahn estimates that planning of the construction works and obtaining the necessary approvals by the authorities will take several years before the actual construction works can begin.

[the-names-kam]

i’ve had an epiphany

[s-3lliot]

Good Omens Brainrot

I’m rewatching GO with my parents right now (totally not holding them to gunpoint) and we’re watching the last ep of s1. I’m just NOW realizing how easy it was to tell them apart.

FIRST OF ALL, never in the entirety of season one have we seen Aziraphale so DISINTERESTED in food. Like he hasn’t got a single thought going around revolving food whatsoever in this scene.

And if you watch his movements, there’s a constant wariness in his eyes as he continuously looks left and right to make sure they’re safe, a totally Crowley thing to do.

However, even not knowing this or paying attention, one thing you could’ve easily caught onto was when ‘Crowley’ got taken away to Hell, his final line involved the usage of the word “Tickety-boo,” a VERY Aziraphale thing to say.

Even ignoring these two things, the thing that I definitely didn’t notice during my first watch was the note from Agnes Nutters’ book of prophecies. Somehow I managed to miss that TWICE and the foreshadowing of the ‘choosing your faces’ line.

Even with these things though, these hints could have easily just been put aside/viewed as the two of them just sharing in each others mannerisms—- but I like to think that it was just their personalities shining through even while their bodies were switched.

Either way, I love coming back to this show and analyzing things. It’s so much fun sometimes minus the slight heartbreaks each time.

Side note: Who’s ready for the first special marking the 60TH anniversary of Doctor Who ‼️‼️‼️

[geekyanglophile]

Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett really made a beautiful story about love, humanity, and the nature of good and evil… and then filled it with character names so ineffable they are immune to traditional ship names. I’m sorry ineffable bureaucracy is really sending me over the deep end now 😂.

[karmacansuckmyd-ck]

I wonder if Gabriel and Beelzebub know what kissing is

[hotdogthightattoo]

plz plz plz gif the fingie touch for ineffable bureaucracy when bee gives gabriel the fly 😭

[therapeutic007]

🌟✨ MAGA Vibes Only! ✨🌟

Okay, fam, let’s talk about what happens if President Trump makes his glorious return in 2024. 🇺🇸🔥

America First, Always: If he comes back, expect a major revival of the America First agenda! We’re talking about prioritizing American jobs, energy independence, and securing our borders. Imagine a new wave of policies designed to bring manufacturing back home! 🏭💪

Draining the Swamp 2.0: Trump knows the deep state is still lurking. You can bet he’ll double down on rooting out corruption in D.C. and dismantling the bureaucratic nonsense that holds our country back. This time, he’s got allies in Congress ready to help him clean house! 🧹🚫

Economic Boom: Remember that pre-pandemic economy? If he returns, expect tax cuts, deregulation, and a stock market that soars! Trump will likely push for a massive infrastructure plan to create jobs and revitalize cities across America. 💰📈

Foreign Policy Reboot: Get ready for a firmer stance on China and a renewed focus on our allies. Trump might even revive his peace initiatives in the Middle East, showing the world that America can lead without endless wars. 🌍✈️

Constitutional Rights: You can count on him to defend our freedoms! Whether it’s gun rights, free speech, or religious liberty, he’ll be a staunch advocate for our Constitutional rights. It’ll be all about empowering the American people! 📜🔒

Grassroots Movement: Trump knows the power of the people! Expect to see him rallying his base like never before, utilizing social media and public appearances to energize his supporters and bring them into the fold for local elections too! 📣🤝

Innovative Tech and Trade: Watch out for a focus on American tech innovation and fair trade deals that prioritize American workers. Say goodbye to unfair competition and hello to a thriving tech sector that benefits us all! 💻🇺🇸

So, what do you think, MAGA fam? Let’s keep the energy high and stay united! 🔥💥 _______

Trump Daddy's Home Tshirt Best Seller Here

[vladdyissues]

I bet you know Immortal Husbands AU by ghost-chicky. I suggest to expand it with Omegaverse AU, mentioned in sks before (alpha > omega >> beta), Ghost king AU and space fiction.

According to Immortal Husbands AU, halfas age up to only 30 year, and they have to start new life from time to time. Dani was born in their second life. Vlad and Danny were over-warning her to hide her nature from people while she could be relax with ghosts, so, she's always been close to the Ghost Realm. Their daughter's interest and governmental crazy interruptations to the other world didn't let halfas leave Ghost Zone behind for, at least, one life. It has been becoming clearier that they should take the situation in their hands before it's too late. The best way to regulate relations between ghosts & people is to gain political weight. Danny fought with Pariah again, but that time he erased him. According to Ghost Realm laws, he became new Ghost king.

Not revealing his identity, as Phantom the king he entered into negotiations with the earthly government, the result of which were laws regulating movement between worlds and establishing prohibitions on what people in the Ghost Zone cannot do and what ghosts cannot do in the human world. After 2 decades of negotiations Danny finally returned to his normal life with Vlad. Danny visited the Ghost Zone only for issues that Parliament of Supreme Ghosts couldn't resolve without hime. For those movements Danny got for himself and for Dani artefacts, that works like Wulf's claws.

Yes, Vlad could be jealous for Danny's powers but he would come through it.

Halfas keep hidding their nature from the humanity until XXVI century when aliens find the Earth and give an ultimatim: "Become slaves of our cosmic Empire or your planet will be destroyed".

Of course, people are scared to the death. They still don't have weapons to fight back, they even didn't finish terraforming the Mars! Aliens' slavery includes all biopunk horror you possibly can imagine, no one would agree on it. In these times halfas reveal themselves with the idea how to save the part of the humanity: move a part of the Earth to the Ghsot Realm, and the whole Ghost Zone to the.. strong ecto-box! (Box Ghost: (:D My time has come!) Insane, but… it worked.

By that time Anti-ghost shields and costumes, ecto-filter systems was developed enough (thx to the between-worlds tourism) to people could safely live in the Ghost Zone (even without cancerogenic threat!). People quickly learnt to use ectoplasm as energy source. This is how the Space Era for humans had started. Yes, people keep terraforming the Mars but it took even more time to move on this planet. Until that, people will start a war with that aliens but ex-earthlings' warriors are belong to the race of halfa.

Obviously, halfas fit much more for Space. The only thing they need is an oxygen balloon, and even if it cracked they can easily repair it with ecto-glue or something. But people already has the compact oxygen-generating station. And halfas are dangerous weapons themselves, so, they are the best space warriors. However, only with certain genetic sequences a human able to successfully mutate into a halfa, else you die in pain. Plus, it turned out that only ecto-regulation is so strong that only alpha + omega can have kids. Beta is the most frequent for halfas too. Even if it's male and female, but both betas, they're sterile! This is the price.

VladCo is back! :D But this VladEctoScince now. They speciales on the difficult ecto-technology, and if the tech are made to be used in spaceship/open-space, it's an ecto-construction (all from ectoplasm, handmade by Plasmius). Vlad must change his cape to a medical gown.

Probably Vlad and Danny got a son, too, between 200 y.o. and the last day of Earth. Dani still would the traveller of the Ghost Zone while the boy will live near by parents, and under his parents' shadow since the start of teh Space Era.

The best song for this AU: Unreal — Newtype (there's eng vers).

[numbuh424]

when the season's so good that it has you cooking up something on ao3 for the first time in years.

I've done a sort of outline and written the synopsis so just give me a few days to put things together.

[mutantenfisch]

For no particular reason, I have decided i will learn cable knitting next. And instead of starting with pattern samplers, I will knit yet another vest in the round, combining a cable and a Guernsey pattern. Because in this house we go big or go home :) I also sketched a smol design, which is up for changes as long as i am busy knitting the ribbing :)

[luetta]

waiter, i'm in a rather spiffing mood this evening. i'd like to order your finest "trusted mentor coercing a sensitive but naïve boy into crossdressing, then starting hrt, and then finally undergoing gender reassignment surgery through months of psychological manipulation. i'm also going to humbly request that the mentor be a whole head taller than him, and have pink hair too. and..." i slide a crisp twenty into the waiters pocket "tell the chef to make it mech-pilot and handler." winks

[transingthoseformers]

You know, i absolutely adore the idea of the shattered glass DJD being medics

[lukasadss]

Alright so who's going to write the ineffable bureaucracy fic with the amnesiac Gabriel from the new trailer?