#bully the creators until they explode

[howlingmoonn]

Folks what are we thinking about the minecraft movie...

[mellowwillowy]

DOL Shady Bastards but they are self-aware of the Reader's creator, the Player and the Writer.

Remy's section becomes a comparison of him and Bailey just because I love them~!

Bailey. Bailey hated you for not doing anything. Alter the code, make a mod, delete this town, hell, delete him and everyone. Bailey knew he was no good man but he would do anything for his end goal and you could achieve it if only you wanted to. But you didn't. Piece of shit. He hated you until another variable registered in him.

A reader. The person he supposedly loved during high school. No, not the Green-Eyed Jane. It was reader who was supposedly written by you. And since you were the one who introduced reader into his life and altered his whole personality, he couldn't bring himself to hate you anymore. It was like something corrupted overwriting his files. Fuck. Even if he was supposed to love Reader, why must he endear himself to you?

Well. If you can make him endear that doll, why can't you make him fancy you as well?

He's in deep trouble now, loving someone who made his life a living hell. Someone who loved him the most when he was one of the worst criminals, one of the worst bastards in this town, in this game.

If you fixed it all, including overwriting his fate to not walk through the path of a criminal, you wouldn't adore him anymore. And thanks to that, you refused to save him and drag him deeper into hell.

Briar. Briar was... in awe. He knew Reader and he knew you. The reader was some sort of a doll of you, forced to live in this hellish town while you relished in this game... or writing. Such tremendous power, to be able to obtain anything through the game or a mod... even changing the course of fate by overwriting the game with another mod. He was awed by you, again. He loved Reader but he didn't know how to feel about you. After all, you were the one who ruined Reader's fate and yet you were also the one who made him feel this way. Love, he supposed. How troublesome...

Remy was not as calm as Briar and not as exploding as Bailey. He disliked you but it didn't run that deep. At least he was raised well... aside from the puberty phase and the bullying he received. Truly, he could excuse that as he lacks. What differed him from Bailey was the fact that he was raised by decent parents and was able to own a horse riding school and a huge plot of farms in the town. Everything was handled for him and that was the only reason he could tolerate you a bit. Unlike Bailey, raised in the orphanage and sold as a cheap sex toy for the dogs and scums, he was raised well and most time, safe. Bailey could own the mine and orphanage but the trauma never left him. How pitiful, he could have had his life easier should he had great parents...

Bailey could have been him. But you didn't let him easy and that was why he was the most endeared by you. He didn't know how to feel about that. The harsher Bailey's past was, the more attention you poured onto him. Did Remy want that? Maybe... no...

It truly was a weird dynamic between you and Bailey.

[anxresi]

She's already been punished enough...

...By being part of one the worst shows of all time, dufus.

A few points here, in the order of the OP presented their dubious 'case' (though I suspect this isn't actually how they feel and this is a somewhat disingenuous attempt was to provoke a reaction from a lot of others when they sent this to Reddit, in which case... JOB DONE).

1. Bullying, as bad as it can be, is not a jailable offence. especially the relative mild incidences we've seen in the show (up till S4 that is, which we'll get to later) Next.

2. As every right-minded person knows, this is 'New Chloe' e.g Chloe specifically created by Mr Astruc for the S3 finale onwards which bears no relation to 'Old Chloe'. 'Old Chloe' actually had personality, layers, humanity, humour, was a great super-anti-hero, the stirrings of redemption in her.... 'New Chloe' is just an out-and-out psychopath with no depth to her whatsoever apart from to be as ineptly evil as possible and increasingly embarrass herself with every tortuous appearance so Thomas can get his sick jollies, so this doesn't count. Sorry.

3. See: 2. Also, Zoe shouldn't exist... so, there's that. If you want to know why, please see my other posts... as I am saving up all my ire for something far more important as you'll find out below...

4. Now this is the one that REALLY boils my piss. How can I put this politely... Fuck off, you fucking cunt. Chloe's fucking father ENABLED her fucking behavior for fucking years by fucking throwing his money at the fucking problem instead of paying for the fucking psychological help she clearly fucking well needed and fucking IGNORED everything when her fucking mother regularly left Chloe alone, told her she was fucking worthless, didn't bother celebrating her fucking birthdays, forgot her fucking name time and time again...

I could go on. And you're telling me Andre is the FUCKING victim instead of Chloe, this FUCKING corrupt mayor. this FUCKING waste of space, this FUCKING pathetic excuse of a man who as her FUCKING FATHER could've put his FUCKING foot down at any FUCKING time and simply said "No?" What kind of a fucking 'mature' adult is he, anyway?! I suppose the OP also thinks fucking Gabriel deserved his fucking statue as well, in fact they should've hung fucking garlands of flowers from it whilst someone played fucking panpipes and everybody else fucking danced around. Fuck you.

Also worth noting here that Chloe fucking ADORED her father until the exceedingly unwelcome S4 'reboot' where she suddenly saw him as a fucking walking piggy bank (I won't even mention how they purposefully ruined her relations with Adrien, Sabrina, even her own butler... Chloe can't have any happiness in her life. It simply ISN'T ALLOWED).

Then they have the cheek to let his daughter be 'disowned' by him in the S5 finale and banished to London as if he fucking did nothing wrong in facilitating her attitude whilst failing to defend her against her despicable mother's abuse. (Yes, I said ABUSE I know the creator doesn't view it as such, but he's a fucking moron so what can you do?) Bullshit. Complete and utter undiluted diarrhea dripping from a bull's anal sac... that's what this is. I hope I painted an accurate picture for all of you. Sorry if you were eating.

So, it was supposably a happy ending that Andre got to fucking adopt another man's child without any reprecussions for his past actions, as he embarked on his new career as a fucking film director. What? You think that wasn't ENOUGH punishment for Chloe, OP? You think she should go to fucking jail as well, for DARING to be a child victim of incessant abuse, both in-canon and in-writing? I never thought I'd meet a person who's more radicalised in their blind hatred of Chloe than fucking Mr Astruc, but here we are. I tell you, some people on this exploding planet of ours scare me. Legit.

5. See 2 again. This huge disparity in writing between the two Chloes is getting stupid now, and anyone who can't see the contrast between now and then... I really can't help you. Either take off your Chloe-hating goggles to smell the coffee, or go read someone that agrees with you 100% and won't pop your tiny safe-space bubble with indisputable facts. Goodbye.

6. I think Chloe is more 14... but it doesn't really matter. Still a child, still should be treated as one. Which makes Astruc's obsessive loathing of her even more disturbing... and even more so this dude's.

That's it. This was probably an entirely unnecessary pot-pourri of hot topics I've regurgitated before, but as soon as I saw this article (particularly Pic 4) I just had to jump on my soapbox once more to regale the world about the kind of arrant nonsense I see about Chloe sometimes online, particularly regarding the subject of parental abuse and whether her treatment by the show's narrative was justified (SPOILER: It wasn't, and if you disagree I need you to fuck off RIGHT NOW).

Because if people like me don't defend her and the terrible writing she's been subjected to for the last few seasons (at least she's in good company there though), who will?

Not the person who made her, that's for sure. She may be a fictional character but... I get the feel her situation is similar to a lot of other neglected and mistreated kids out there who lash out at others for obvious reasons. And by handling her arc (if you can even call it that) in this inexcusable way... I don't just think the show has just done her a disservice. I think they've outright destroyed her and the hopes of many others watching.

What a great message to send to every youngster who could relate. I hope the makers are proud of themselves. Fucking idiots.

[van1lla-sh0rtcakeee]

Arcane Headcannons!

Cus I was feeling a bit silly :3

Jinx Headcannons!

⪼ REALLY flexible, idk I can just see it tho, she could be a contortionist

⪼extremely sentimental, she went back to collect everything she could from the 'incident' 💔

⪼makes up her own universe with her own OCs and bases them off people she knows and kills them all during episodes when they piss her off

⪼LISTENS TO ASHNIKKO AND JACK OF JILL YOU CAN'T CHANGE My MIND

⪼ATROCIOUS handwriting, you have better chance reading hieroglyphics

⪼Can bake really well! But usually takes down half the kitchen and uses ingredients that originate from CSI crime scenes

⪼blew up the last drop bar (accidentally she claims) and was permanently banned by Sevika - Silco got this appealed quickly

⪼MILLIONS of things in her bed that shouldn't be there (screwdrivers, scrap metal, broken items she's emotionally attached to...) but she cuddles n speaks to like like their human

⪼never sleeps, takes spontaneous cat naps + drools when she sleeps + bed hog

⪼steals things she likes the look of (SHINEY OR COLOURFUL STUFF) before she bombing the area

→gives Silco manicures

⪼calls Ekko her malewife (there is something really fruity abt timebomb I can't figure it out tho...

Vi headcannons!

→gets Jinx to fix her fatass gauntshits

→makes Caitlyn breakfast everymorning... Odds of it being edible and low and odds of kitchen being a mess afterwards are high

→scraped together the last of her pit fighter money to buy a Hexstrap but Cait REFUSES to use it

→shamelessly sleeps NO shirt, titties OUT and sweaty abused sport shorts

→sleeps on her arm despite there being a pillow RIGHT THERE, wakes up with no sensation

→doesn't make her bed

→like arcade games a lot (?) Makes friends with the little kids and gets competitive trying to win at those stupid duo games

→disgusting mouth smacking noises as she chews, everyone around her is put off their food

→weird food combos; tuna+custard, peanut butter+pickles, watermelon+mayo shares her snacks with pregnant women

→"I don't listen to music" until twenty one pilots comes on and she SOBS her HEART and LUNGS out

→had a papa roach phase...

→likes sonic n crash Bandicoot, I don't make the rules

→absolutely foolish when Jayce is around... May start some tomfoolery...

→cuts her hair by herself with the largest pair of kitchen Scissors available

Caitlyn Headcannons!

⪼she took years of Etiquette class and was FLOGGED if she didn't chose the appropriate spoon size - the trauma is etched into her memory now she only picks up the 2nd smallest spoon to her left

⪼stingy with butter on toast (?)

⪼posture so good she maintains while asleep and does. Not. Move.

⪼constantly smells something burning from the kitchen in the morning...

⪼only one capable of whipping up a nontoxic decent meal without destroying the kitchen

⪼firm believer in gun control (gun control being only she controls the gun)

⪼Fiona Apple listener, listens to ONE song and calls it a day

⪼i can see her dragging Vi to watch opera, she comes out weeping n snot dripping while Vi is extremely confused and is trying to find the lyrics

⪼ partial going deaf from all the gunfire exploding in her ear drums 💔 u gotta scream in her ear to grab her attention (still not guaranteed to get her attention)

⪼once she holds a grudge against you there's nothing you can do to get her forgiveness, good luck

⪼ recieving ominous death threats from a user '@N0tJ1nx3d' on Instagram

⪼said 'Argh, matey' into the mirror once, immediately experienced an inward feeling of acute awkwardness and embarrassment, then Vi started giggling because she heard this and now bullies Cait with it

⪼enjoys reading poetry in her free time

⪼ enjoys visiting the firelight Hideout (ekko's tree of whateva...) because she likes nature

Ekko Headcanons

⪼ eavesdrops on everyone and know EVERYTHING

⪼ universally known to enjoy tyler, the creator and owns at LEAST 3 pieces of merch

⪼head bopper + hums to the music

⪼ psychically, with his WHOLE body DRY HEAVES and gutturally GAGS around smokes because its gross you'd think he were asthmatic

⪼spirit animal is miles Morales

⪼can play the flute, idk where I got this from but it's lodged in my head that he CAN play the flute...

⪼makes 'ur mum' and 'deez nuts' jokes

⪼SOMEHOW sags with a belt on?? It's cannon btw

⪼forced into the tiresome labour of giving Jinx and Isha piggybacks (JINX & ISHA ARR ALIVE!)

⪼got bullied for his LoL hair style and found an actual barber

⪼still a little mentally anachronistic from the alternative reality/ gets mixed up

⪼took up gardening as a hobby + enjoys stargazing

[genericpuff]

I'm not sure if you've answered this question before but what were some of the things that made you interested in Lore Olympus in the past and at what point did you lose interest?

I adored the art in the beginning, and just like, the really warm-feeling romance that just had me feeling so giddy reading it. There were some red flags in the beginning like the age gap, but I kinda fell for the same mindset of "well they're gods so what does it matter" (obviously I can't in good faith use that argument anymore because if the age gap didn't matter then it either wouldn't exist or wouldn't be brought up in the first place lmao but it took me a while to realize that).

Now, to be fair, LO was also one of my first introductions to webtoons as a format, prior to that I had read mostly manga and left-to-right indie webcomics (i.e. comics that were hosted on their own site) and I was still in the early years of my own development as a writer and artist (I still feel like I'm early in that development tbh) so of course there were undoubtedly a lot of obvious flaws that went over my head (and I was younger and inexperienced so I wasn't as critical of what media I was watching / reading as I am now) but that's been half the fun of catching them now - it's given me a lot more perspective and helped me hone my own skills in my writing by analyzing what's wrong with LO and brainstorming on how those problems can be avoided.

But then there was the Act of Wrath plotline and I was completely sold on it being gold. Anyone who's read my original work knows how much of a SUCKER I am for "dark alter ego" plotlines, I eat that shit up like junk food. But what I like about the dark alter ego tropes is when they're used to explore the subconscious, question one's morals and true identity, etc. That was what I was hoping for and expecting with the AoW plotline in LO - that her "dark self" was gonna be a reflection of how she felt "held back" by her circumstances in the Mortal Realm, and her wrath being something she could use for retribution (in a "do no harm but take no shit" kinda way). Especially with how naive and innocent she was in the beginning, I loved the idea of her slowly coming to terms with her "darker" side and learning not to suppress her emotions until they had nowhere else to go and exploded (which was how I interpreted the AoW).

So when it didn't do that, or even explore an ounce of nuance regarding her relationship with her wrath, I was very disappointed to say the least. When Eris was revealed to be the one who "blessed" her with wrath, that was when the rose colored glasses started to fall off and I realized "wait, does Rachel not have an actual plan for this whole Kore vs. Persephone thing???" And now her wrath is literally just there to... give her the power to bully people?? It just feels so disheartening to see such potential squandered.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna chastise a story if it doesn't go exactly where I want it to go, there would be no fun in that anyways (and that's what fanfiction is for lmao). But when a story is leaving very interesting but connectable breadcrumbs that are VERY clearly leading you somewhere and then just... doesn't, that's when it's disappointing and unsatisfying. LO feels like a "creator vs. the reader" story in the worst way possible, where it's constantly leaving breadcrumbs, getting pissed when the audience "figures it out", so then it overcorrects and tries to "subvert" itself to keep the readers "on their toes"... but the problem is that all it really does is punish the readers for paying attention and investing themselves in the story by giving them a worse story. It's like Rachel's getting mad at people for figuring out a story that she's writing and hinting towards.

And this has been going on for YEARS now, it's like a Shepard tone where it sounds like it keeps getting higher and higher in pitch but then doesn't actually resolve so your brain is just scrambling trying to figure out what in the world it could be "building up to".

There's nothing. It's not building up to anything. It's just constantly putting down new plot threads that are slightly altered versions of previous plot threads and expecting you to keep following along while it makes a mess of itself. It feels like you're going somewhere but you're actually still just running in place. It's just Rachel never learning how to progress past the middle school writing level of "and then this happened and then this happened and then this happened". Not only is it disorganized writing, but it's just... it's so boring. Nothing's exciting or interesting anymore when it keeps distracting itself with shiny new plotlines and characters that never get resolved.

It's like when you were a kid and thought "man , when I grow up, I'm gonna eat nothing but chocolate cake and ice cream every day forever!" and then you get older and you realize you were being silly because eating nothing but chocolate cake and ice cream every day 1.) isn't good for you and doesn't feel good, and 2.) the appeal and novelty of it wears off if you can have it any time you want, it doesn't feel as special anymore as it did when you were a kid and having those things was a treat.

To compare this back to LO, none of its "reveals" feel like treats anymore, they feel like just another half-assed attempt to keep people interested. It's clickbait.

And don't get me wrong, you CAN totally subvert the breadcrumbs you put down for your audience and go in a completely different direction than where the audience was expecting, but it takes a shitload of skill and thought to do it well. Attack on Titan is one of the best recent examples of a story appearing to completely throw out its original script halfway through, only for that script to actually still be relevant in a very complex and thought out way. Especially when there ARE hints towards the big "twist" that make you go back and rewatch it and realize "WAIT, THEY'VE BEEN GIVING US THE ANSWERS ALL THIS TIME?!?!"

(it would be TWO MORE FUCKING SEASONS before this ending would make sense, that's fucking GENIUS foreshadowing and in the CREDITS SEQUENCE LIKE ?? IT'S SO BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS IT HOLY SHIT-)

Evidently Rachel does not have that skill and is not willing to put in that thought; maybe she could some day, but I don't think she's learning it on the job as well as she thinks she is.

And it's disappointing as fuck because it could have been so much better than this. Rachel is literally the only one getting in her own way of LO being something truly great.

[sleepynsybat]

INTRO POST:.♥︎！

Oh shit how do you make these

NAMES!!:.

SLEEPY/BRYCE/KOI/NOA/OLIVER/REI/CHEM

My best friends!!

@lowksune

@ieatraweggs

@yawnz2uuu

GO SUPPORT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tw for:.

Suicide attempts/implications

Self harm

CSA, childhood trauma.

Gender dysmorphia

Tendencies to want to hurt others or myself

Attachment issues

Sadomasochism(rarely every a topic I’ll share on here but this is for future purposes)

Hypersexuality(also another thing for future purposes)

Sleeping issues

FANDOMS:.

Blocktales, The Robloxia: Until Dawn, Forsaken, Ghost And Pals, Splatoon, Phighting, Resident Evil, The Mandela Catalogue, cfmot(I don’t support the creator.), Endzone (Law Of Talos), doctor nowhere, Regretevator!!

Man fuck this i like french fries

WHAT I DO OUTSIDE OF TUMBLR!!!!:..☆

Youtube, TikTok….thats kinda it..explodes

(For ocs/artwork)Cw/Tw::.

CA, CSA, Child neglect

Drug addiction

SA

Suicide, self harm

Cults and religious trauma

Bullying, fake friends

Murder

Torture, stalking

Prescription abuse

Cannibalism

I’m not getting better (my dog!!⬆️⬆️⬆️)

[killtheaction]

2, 12 and 24 for danny and vlad please :D

haai aki :D thanks for the ask<3

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

danny: i find him endearing :) i like that he gets bullied and hes a pushover. i think danny he doesnt have very many concrete canon traits and tends to go with what people around him say--you can take his character in a lot of different directions without it contradicting canon. i like that. hes fun to play around w/

vlad: HES CRAAAZY HES INSAAANE HES SICK IN THE HEAD HE MAKES ME CRAAZY THERES SO MUCH WRONG WITH HIM. i love obsessive type characters. in any media the freakish stalker is going to be my favorite. vlad is that <3

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

danny: he beats himself up a lot trying to be a good person. it was not helped much what with his family and loved ones all exploding and dying after he decided to cheat on a test. he started fighting back against dash in reign storm only for sam+tuck to tell him how disappointed they were and for vlad to go on a whole bit about how they were so alike now.

the few times we see danny try to stand up for himself he gets a lot of pushback from both his friends and the narrative overall. reign storm AND splitting images had the moral of 'danny you have superpowers so you should just let yourself be bullied.' i hc he has a lot of pent up aggression since he never lets himself be anything other than a hero. and secretly loves beating up ghosts because it gives him an excuse to take it out on someone. see one of a kind: "hello misplaced aggression!"

vlad: hes fucking crazy hes sick in the head. i think he wants to fuck danny. hes some sort of ghost vampire. i have too many vlad theories to even get into. i think he fucks his duplicates also and he is so sad and lonely. he clings onto the idea of maddie as a romantic partner in part bc he believes it's out of his grasp. he wouldnt know what to do if he actually had everything he said he wants (maddie as a wife jack dead and jazz and danny as the perfect obedient children) and if he ever did Miraculously achieve that he would get really really frustrated bc he still wasnt happy and he did everything right so why isnt he happy now.

he clings onto Maddie the Concept because for years in da hospital thoughts of revenge were like the only thing that motivated him to even try to stay alive. the fantasy is very intergral to his personality and he is unwilling to let go of it bc then he wont know what he has to live for. until dannyy shows up! #pompep sweep

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

danny: dunno. u can fit a lot into him. normie protag mold. i guess hes sort of like kirito from sao.

vlad: any of my circus of sad obsessive freak favorite characters. ive had some thoughts about him parallelling frankensteins monster. abandoned by his creators. sick freak no one loves. hes just like the parasite from red mother.

vlab

[bunny-d011]

My take on Kadanna Meyer

TW Su1c1de Attempt

Background before we start: a while ago the creator of Jason the toymaker said he had a daughter named Kadanna, I don’t think that’s canon anymore but this is just my take on her, this is in no way factual, I just thought this is what she’d be like, this will also be split up into two parts, backstory and random info, happy reading<3

- I feel like Kadanna was given up by Jason to live somewhere that wasn't creepypasta related because he thought it'd be safer for her, because

1. A mansion full of murderers and a toyshop frequented by murderers are not ideal conditions for a baby/Toddler

2. He wanted her to have the chance to live a normal life

however she was placed in an extremely strict household where she was constantly considered the problem child. But she rarely gets caught doing anything that would get her fucked because she is supernaturally lucky.

-She probably looks almost exactly like her dad but because of that she's not fully human which causes people who talk to her feel the same way they do with hyper realistic robots, they see something that looks like a human but in the back of their head they know she isn't. Which because of that, people keep their distance from her at school unless it's to bully her (cliche I know but it's for the plot because I'm lazy)

-So because of the bullying she tries to take her own life by jumping off a bridge when she's 16, but that didn't work because a few seconds later she woke up completely fine, if anything a little high

-With this new knowledge she starts to off herself more and more with the buzz changing depending on the matter of death

-She then decides to kill a bunch of her bullies and leave town. Afterwards she walks in the forest and continues to walk until she passes out, and wakes up the Slenderman's mansion.

-She lives in the toyshop with her dad, when she first moved in it was super awkward because all she could think of is “why the fuck did you abandon me?” But that kinda faded after a while and now their dynamic is kinda like Gina and Holt from B99 (IM SORRY THATS THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH)

-Her two best friends are Nina and X-Virus because the uncanny thing didn’t bother them when they first met

-YK the saying strict parents make sneaky kids? Absolutely true with her, Jason is Jason so he isn’t super lenient but it’s not to an extreme amount of strictness, she has given herself, stick N pokes, Piercings, you name it she’s done it and it usually doesn’t get infected which is a surprise because she uses her dad’s sewing needles

-The toy that likes her the most is Red Mouse because she loves the fact he can explode.

-Speaking of the toys, she’s the only one who can actually hear them talk besides Jason

-She refers to the clowns as her aunts and uncles because that’s how Jason introduced them to her

-She smokes but she is very cautious as to not get caught by her dad

-People would not believe they’re related if it wasn’t for looks, she’s actually the complete opposite of her father.

-She does wood carving and that’s the closest she’s ever gotten to toymaking

-She’s like a crow, if she likes you she’ll bring you a trinket or something she found when dumpster diving.

Thank you so much for reading Mwuah 💋

[ghostvibesonly]

So Ted Lasso is my current hyperfixation and I need to talk about this or I will explode (sorry it’s the tism/Trent Crimm kinnie in me).

This entire final season we’re being led to believe Ted will be returning back to America at the end of the series.

But why would he do that? Ted has found a family in Richmond. He’s found a place where he finally belongs and where he can make a difference. Going back to Kansas would only be worse for his mental health.

This entire season he’s mentioned multiple times how he feels like he doesn’t belong. That he doesn’t know why he’s still in England. But I believe with Total Football will come a realization as to why he’s there. And I think Trent’s ramblings at the end of the most recent episode (and possibly Trent himself) will help Ted greatly.

This show is all about subverting expectations. Why do we think Ted will go back home? Because that’s the expected ending. What else is there in Kansas waiting for him besides loneliness and isolation?

Henry, his son.

Ted loves his son with all his being. He also misses him incredibly. We expect that he’ll return to America to be with Henry.

However, the first shot of every season is a direct parallel to its final shot. For example, season 2 starts with a closeup shot of Nate that pans back to show him with the rest of the coaches happily cheering for Richmond. The end of season closes with Nate now manager at WestHam, walking towards the camera with a smug look.

The creators of the show know what they’re doing. Everything placed, every choice made, every character behavior or interaction is purposeful. There is intent behind everything.

At the beginning of season 3, Henry left Ted and England behind to go back to America. Who’s to say the show doesn’t end with him coming back to live with Ted? (Especially with the hints that he isn’t doing too well in America either, what with the bullying incident)

Maybe I’m putting my tinfoil hat on and hoping Ted doesn’t leave Richmond (god knows I already have my clown makeup on for Tedependent). Maybe it’s the hope that ends up killing me. But Ted Lasso is a show that will do things no one expects. The hope might kill me, but god it’s fun to clown until the end

[goldemas1244]

You all must've been wondering where I've been, eh? Well look no further than character designing!

Tagging the wifey and creator of Dylan @kikiwooo , bestie @humanthatlikestuff , bestie @gremlinthatdevourscontent .

Here's Kastiya Mas, best known as KM! He's Zhask's son, and is a skilled self-trained archer and alchemist (this one comes from mom).

A little about the smol bean: READMORE

Name: Kastiya Mas

His name means 'Luck of Kastiya'. Kastiya was the planet he was named after. Various interpretations of the name can be found if you asked its inhabitants before the planet blew up, including 'Home', 'Protection', 'Prosperity', and 'Source of Power'. He is Zhask's greatest achievement.

Alias: Green Reaper, pufferfish (and many other nicknames) (by Dylan), son (by Zhask), little one (by Rista)

Age: In the above image, 16.

I have many different designs for him, each featuring a different insect as a base. For his current age as shown, his base is a Malaysian giant click beetle mixed with various other cute beetles I've found.

Occupation: Assassin, Informant, Weaver, Street Performer

He began working for Rista at the young age of nine, soon after he ran away from the Eruditio due to constant bullying on him and his previous caretaker. While he was working for Rista, his current caretaker, he became her informant due to how small and talented he was. She learned his squeaks so their messages were naturally encoded. He also worked to clean the carriage and give Erebus headpats.

As an assassin, he uses his bow and arrows, sometimes using a butterfly knife for close-quarters combat. His victims have never been found, only their eyeballs. He usually takes them home to store and eat.

He has never been caught, and will never be caught. He is unregistered in any database. His victims are on missing persons lists and he beams with pride whenever he sees the notice boards grow. He does not discriminate between men, women, children, either-ors, neither-nors, or animals. He is a threat. Don't bother locking your doors, don't bother with guns or bats. He will find you. He will kill you. And he will devour you raw.

Weaving is more of his hobby than anything. He sells off his handmade clothes for a fair price, affordable even to the poor. He weaves many things, including tapestries, clothes, carpets, and curtains. It's a lucrative business, and he can't help but keep it going.

He is also a street performer when he's not weaving. His voice sounds like a youthful trail mix. He wields a keytar, and his keys are secretly daggers.

Special powers: Implosion and Explosion

First discovered during a board meeting Zhask had with fellow informants, diplomats, and advisors. He was chewing on a salt cookie when his powers arose. He imploded the entire room, crushing anyone unlucky enough to be within the radius and turning their insides out quite gorily, and exploded them back out. There were only three survivors, Zhask, his wife, and baby Kastiya's maid. All of them thankfully on the other side of the table when it happened.

Zhask thought much of his power due to such a risk (after all, such power could kill him) but the moment he started crying and squeaking he just couldn't bear to. He picked him up, dusted off the shrapnel and blood, and gave him a nuzzle. And no more salt. Only sodium supplements.

After some research he learned that this was an ancient power that formed this planet. It was a power held by their ancestors who shaped mountains and rivers and caverns. A special son was born, and he couldn't pass out on this opportunity. There was a reason his name was Kastiya. Initially for honour, now he bore history.

He would not control this power until he turns 17, with Dylan's (his boyfriend) help. It would further be expanded upon by Zhask and completed at the age of 22.

He pulls in carbon based lifeforms and metals. He's like Magneto, if Magento also pulls in people and twists their guts inside out.

Flaws: Lack of outer exoskeletal plating, learned to read at 16 with Dylan's help, learned to count at 15 when his assassination payments felt off.

As a child he used to be a prodigy, having learned to read and count at the very young age of thirty-six months. Sadly, those were Kastiyan numbers and letters, and communication was squeaking so he did roughly in Eruditian schools. He avoided writing, reading, and counting altogether due to trauma-related incidents and he mostly did his work on pattern recognition and memorization. He can talk but he's illiterate until taught.

Due to his lack of an outer exoskeleton, he would be considered disabled by fellow Kastiyans since their definition of disabled is based on environmental survivability and sustainability. KM is more prone to severe injuries, illnesses, and above all, a really bad back.

History:

Hatched from an egg. Molted into a toddler-shaped Kastiyan at 6 months old. Learned to read and count at 1½ years old. Began learning princely duties at 5 years old. Kastiya exploded at 8 years old.

Spent six months in the Eruditio, and ran away from home aftere severe neglect, bullying, abuse, and overall general displeasure. Came to Rista's carriage and worked for her. Worked as a back-and-forth informant until 20 years old.

Killed his previous caretaker after an accident at the age of 16. He was talking with one of KM's victims and left the room. Soon after, KM took the shot. The arrow went in through an open window and he died. His caretaker came in for an item he left behind and saw the scene, reporting it to the authorities immediately. KM swooped in to claim the body unnoticed after he left the scene to call for help.

Returned to his distressed caretaker's home to apologise, but after receiving death threats he killed him with his bare hands. Couldn't bear to eat him, so just left him there.

Molted into juvenile at 13 years old. Began weaving at 13 years old. Began assassinating at 15 years old. Fell in love at 16 with a dolphin prince, Dylan. Met with Zhask at the age of 17. Learned how to count at the age of 15. Learned how to read at 16. Learned how to control power from 17 to 22. Adulthood molt at 21. Laid an egg at 24. Named her Carrie (wifey we'll talk about her later).

Lost his virginity on his 18th birthday. Thanks Dylan!

Armour:

Coloured in such a way for light-based eyestrain and camouflage. Strategic armour wearing protects internal exoskeleton and regulates body temperature. UwU mask claimed as a 'gift' from one of his victims.

Chainmail skirt because he's a femboy. Also owns a pair of pink bunny headphones.

Wing pattern:

Kastiyan Royal Insignia.

Initially a doodle by Zhask in the margins of his schoolwork, he pranked his people on his 34th birthday by announcing the change to the royal insignia. Expecting to reveal the truth that it was a prank by sundown, he was shocked to see the people adopting it, tolerating it, being very accepting of it. So after a hilariously hysterical board meeting it was changed to symbolise Zhask's his power and success.

Happy birthday, dad!

A year later, KM was born, and as soon as he hatched from an egg, he funnily enough had the insignia birthmarked onto his back. An obvious way of saying "PROPERTY OF ZHASK DO NOT TOUCH OR YOU DIE".

After a toddler molt, it appeared on the underside of his wings. In his juvenile molt, it appeared on the outside of his wings, and assisted in Zhask's recognition of him the first time they met. It's as if it knew they would reunite.

Insignia disappeared in adulthood. After an illness leaving him in critical condition (Cordyceps), Zhask had to dissect him and found out that the insignia was inside his body all this time. AS THE ORGAN PLACEMENT.

I SHIT YOU NOT HIS ORGANS WERE ARRANGED EXACTLY LIKE THE INSIGNIA.

To honour his survival and this newfound discovery,he had it succubus/incubus-tattooed onto his lower stomach, courtesy of Alice.

Visualization:

Also visible: The similarities between the design and Zhask's own physical form.

(The X represents the peeny. He's 4 inches long, and maintained that in adulthood.)

Libido: High.

What did you expect? I'm horny as fuck~

If it weren't for his trauma, he'd be a whore instead of an assassin. Let that sink in.

In-game:

Skill 1: Explosive arrows. Damages targets in a small range.

Skill 2: Potions. Like Luo Yi, potions that will be thrown will be shown. One of three in a medium range. Healing, Damage, Stun.

Skill 3: Keytar. KM pulls out his keytar and shoots out his dagger-keys. Has a timer and an attack limit like Yve's ultimate. Medium range.

Ultimate: KM ingests salt (ultimate loading animation like Zhask) and implodes, pulling in all enemies and enemy minions, damaging them and leaving them in an airborne state. Will explode them out in various locations, also dealing damage and leaving them stunned. Ultimate can be used multiple times within 10 seconds, but damage decreases with each usage so make the first implosion count!

Recall animation: Gay hand flip.

Trivia:

Has a black cat named Michael. It can stand on two legs.

Has a pair of pink fluffy bunny-eared headphones.

Talks with a hint of a squeak, like Valentino from Hazbin Hotel.

Voice claim: Um. Me. But if I took testosterone (not that I would, I have enough of it).

Singing voice claim: Get Scared lead singer, Brandon Urie (if he tries hard enough), Michael Crawford (on rare occasions).

Adult voice claim: Ru Paul.

Adult singing voice claim: Shit there's a lot of them, he's an expert at mimicry. Notable ones include Stolas from Helluva Boss, Us the Duo (the sexy guy), Will Wood, Simon Curtis.

Kinks: Where do I start.

NOT Kinks: Generally disgusting stuff. Ew.

Preferred kink: Overstimulation.

Lives in a haunted house in the woods. Had to ask Helcurt to keep them away. Uses his assassination money to renovate, albeit discreetly to avoid suspicion.

Favourite food is curry noodles and eggs. Favourite drink is mixed berries.

Self-loathes occasionally.

Slight OCD.

Anemic.

Needs a masseuse every fifteen days.

Birthday: 24th March.

Zodiac: Aries.

Personality: A bitch, but the most loveable bitch you'll ever meet in your life.

Is gay and slay.

[iceysthoughtsnooneaskedfor]

Influencers Indulging: How Has This Affected Gen Z’s Perspective On Success?

In a world where the internet has become more than just a means of communication, one can argue that “everyone” is blowing up online overnight because of some sort of content they have posted. Now if we do think about it; yes, we have managed to make anything and almost everything receive attention from millions of netizens all around the world — at times, even making it to the national television and not just the TikToks on your friend’s fyp. 

This has surely given rise to “influencers” — a new profession falling in the wide spectrum of celebrities and ordinary chronically online users. But just as annoying as we find these content creators, you have to admit they do make thousands of dollars every week while the working class struggles with the economic crisis in today’s world. What makes this profession a lot more advantageous than just getting paid a lot, is the fact that you do not require spending a crazy amount of money on education to call yourself qualified for this field. All you have to do is ask for clout and have a million advertisements in your videos to the point where we see more endorsed paid promotions over authentic and trustworthy reviews of products. 

With benefits like this, the idea of becoming an influencer is inhabiting the minds of many young adults and teenagers. Through posting GRWMs and mini clothing hauls, thousands of girls are not only receiving views but also PR packages and brand deals and still are getting canceled for being bullies or expressing hatred towards any minorities. Similarly, though many Facebook Grannies may comment that this is only influencing the girlies, a huge percentage of young men are investing in side hustles to start the “grind” before they even turn 20 — which is becoming millionaires and owning an unhealthy amount of supercars. This type of “motivational content” is of course made by teenage boys addressing themselves online as hustlers who have escaped the Matrix and have become successful — which, if you haven’t guessed yet, is due to the excessive red pill content that has been exposed to the male audience in most social platforms, in the form of fitness instructors (who have modified their bodies in ways that aren’t naturally possible) and misogynistic podcast hosts who attract clout by defaming women. 

Now if we do put aside the root of the sudden will to become successful online, how many young content creators who are new in the creators’ market, will become successful? How many of them will make money by posting Tiktoks on high school drama and edits of supercars to Phunk songs? As of 2024, I think we are way past the hype of foamed coffee and dancing videos, right? If we are talking about the times in 2022 when there were a few renowned influencers, or perhaps maybe way back in 2014 when only a handful of Vine creators and Youtubers made rememberable history, yes, surely these people earned millions of dollars and are still famous because netizens didn’t have any other creators who did “EMOTIONAL SCARY PRANK WHICH MADE MY FRIEND CRY” or “HOW MANY MENTOS CAN BE DISSOLVED IN THIS POOL OF COLA UNTIL IT EXPLODES?” But if we are talking about today’s times where everyone and their granny has tried these trends years back and now, everyone can be an influencer if they are pretty or have products from Sephora or premium membership to some editing apps, how many people would be famous enough to say “oh you know what? I made an amazing decision by dropping out of high school!” 

Though it may not seem like it, the majority of high school and college students are contemplating their degrees and are choosing to drop out of school to make some “real money” where “work smarter, not harder” is the motto. However, if we are looking into reality, how many people are making money when social media platforms choose to pay less than $10 if only the views in videos reach 100k? Out of the millions of youngsters who are choosing to post content full-time instead of studying, how many are making thousands of dollars as they imagined? How many of their ideas are unique when everyone’s following the same trend? To stand out and be successful by not being a student like the majority of the population, why are they copying and pasting what millions of other people are doing online? 

The problem with our society is that we tend to find things annoying and then, proceed to notice it so much so that it gains a lot of importance in our minds — we become or at least, try to become what we hate or used to hate. As these influencers go from sharing their relatable everyday experiences to having private chefs and private jets, we netizens are forced to wonder as to why we aren’t in that position too. We are forced to be insecure about everything that we own — from the skin that covers our body to the house we live in or the clothes we wear. Consumerism feeds on us and yet, we think we are controlling it by commenting “I could never own so many products and not use them” when actually right after that, we order products and try them and then leave them hanging around somewhere. Then one boring day, we decide we want to be influencers ourselves and try and make content and leave everything else in hopes we will become successful enough to attend events like the Cannes or the Grammys — when in reality, we will just have to go broke and then find ourselves wanting professions for which we chose to not have qualifications and working jobs we have to make the best out of with our limited knowledge. At the end of the day, we find ourselves questioning what actually is success in our eyes. With everything on the internet telling us that life is practically just existing and working after we turn 25, many of us can think that success is doing something out of the box and being happy with what we do — but is becoming an internet persona or starting businesses whilst being teens, really something that will make us financially stable well into our 30s when these platforms may no longer be as popular as they are today? Where’s the guarantee that we truly will be successful by staying true to ourselves? Where’s the self assurance that we won’t change our personalities and forget our struggles when handed a bundle of green paper and later, not get cancelled for it? Is this truly success?

— isislee | 12th July 2024 | 4:20 PM

[mariacallous]

The recipe sold itself as “unique.” Toward the end of March, an anonymous blonde woman appeared on the TikTok page @foodfuns3 and committed a culinary crime. First, she poured an entire box of angel hair pasta into a blender, then she blitzed it into dust, added a couple of eggs, and rolled the resulting dough into new pasta strips. Gamely, she took a bite of the thick, grainy Frakenpasta after cooking it; unconvincingly, she ended the video with the words, “Mmm! It’s like the perfect consistency.”

Despite this onscreen bite, it’s probably safe to assume this pasta dish ended up in the bin.

It’s no longer news that disgusting food videos on TikTok are intentional rage bait, designed to rile up viewers and gain comments, shares, and views for creators. Yet while no one eats the food in these ridiculous recipe videos, they do feed an entire online ecosystem.

Shortly after the blonde woman blended her pasta, The Washington Post tested her recipe on its own social media channels, while the British newspaper Metro made its own video about the “dish.” On TikTok itself, multiple creators responded, superimposing themselves over the video and adding their own commentary. Thanks to the sheer number of hideous recipes that now populate TikTok, a new job has emerged: Recipe Reactor.

Chef Reactions is not the name recorded on Chef Reactions’ birth certificate. Despite the fact that he has more than 3 million TikTok followers, Chef Reactions closely guards his real name and identity because, he says, “I get death threats every single day.” Fiercely protective of his family and a carer for his 88-year-old grandmother, he’s only been recognized three times in public since he exploded on social media a year ago, and he wants to keep it that way. “I’ve worked in kitchens my whole life,” he says. “I didn’t start this with the intention of becoming famous.”

What provokes the death threats? Multiple times a week, Chef Reactions picks an online recipe video and—it’s in the name—reacts to it. He is known for his deadpan delivery, liberal use of swear words, and very evident culinary knowledge. (He really is a chef with almost 20 years’ experience.) The 40-year-old creator reacts to everything from genuinely delicious-looking chocolate sculptures to people cooking inside their toilet bowls.

Some have accused him of bullying, “which I didn’t understand, because most of the videos that I talk about are purposely made for shock value.” (Some recipe videos are also fetish content.) The chef’s angry reactions are unscripted and authentic: “I come from a background of not wasting food, both in my professional life and my personal life. When I was a kid, I was forced to sit at the kitchen table until I finished everything on my plate, so wasting food is a pet peeve of mine.”

Chef Reactions created his TikTok account in May 2022 because, he says, “a dishwasher that worked for me had a video go viral … and it was really stupid, it was maybe the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” Deciding that if she could do it, he could do it too, the chef created his first video, a silly three-second clip in which he makes eyes at some butt-shaped dough.

The Chef Reactions channel grew quickly. He recently quit his job; brand deals, merchandise sales, and Patreon supporters enable him to recipe-react full time. “I’ve been a chef for so long that it’s hard for me to think of what I do now as work, because I worked so very hard before,” he says. He notes that while he is by no means rich or “set for life,” he could afford a year off to be with his family if he stopped making videos right now. “This has changed my life in ways that I never thought were possible,” he says.

Yet in the year Chef Reactions has been creating his videos, he says the number of rage bait (and fetish) recipes on TikTok has grown. “These accounts are multiplying like gremlins,” he says, “And now people say that I’m partially responsible for that.” Some viewers believe that gross food creators are making videos specifically for the chef to react to, meaning he’s taking the bait and feeding the baiters. While he says it would be “egotistical” for him to believe that videos are made specifically for him, he does acknowledge his part in this strange new ecosystem.

“Without them, I wouldn’t be where I’m at today, so it’s kind of a double-edged sword,” he says. Equally: “I’m not the only person that does food reactions.”

Tanara Mallory is perhaps currently the most famous and quotable recipe reactor on TikTok; her catchphrase “Everybody’s so creative!” now regularly pops up in the comment section of food videos. The 47-year-old, Philadelphia-based production cook is—as Chef Reactions himself puts it —“hilarious”; her faux-enthusiastic response videos have earned her 3.4 million followers.

Unlike Chef Reactions, however, Mallory has found it hard to profit from her fame. She told The Philadelphia Inquirer earlier this month that the money she has earned so far only covers “gas and groceries,” even though the hashtag #everybodysocreative now has 486 million views. It’s a problem as old as social media itself: the ability of any creator to monetize their content often depends on their race. “Mallory’s situation,” journalist Beatrice Forman wrote in her profile of the TikTok star, “is all too common for Black social media creators, who have shaped internet culture for decades.” (Mallory didn’t respond to interview requests for this story.)

Yet while recipe reactions may not always be profitable, they do remain popular. Beyond comedy value, why do people like to watch?

Zoë Glatt, a digital anthropologist and postdoctoral researcher at Microsoft’s Social Media Collective, argues that “​​what makes bad recipe videos so perfect for reactions is the ambiguity around whether the original content is made sincerely.” Numerous disturbing recipes have been reported as real trends over the years, and therefore it is undoubtedly satisfying for audiences to hear a straight-talker “reflecting on just how bad these recipes are.”

Glatt says that “reaction videos have always existed as a sort of meta-economy that feeds off of and into the genres of content.” While some reactors do “the bare minimum,” riding the coattails of an original video’s popularity, the best reactions, she says, “offer meaningful or entertaining commentary, reflecting and reifying the feelings that audiences have toward the video and helping to create a sense of community and shared understanding.” Arguably, shared understanding is crucial when you’ve just watched someone blend angel hair and you have to decide if the world’s lost the plot or you have.

It’s unclear how long recipe reactions will continue to be popular. Chef Reactions says, “I think of myself always as on my 14th of 15 minutes of fame.” He is branching out onto YouTube because of rumors of a TikTok ban, and he hopes the world will continue to have an appetite for his content. But being uncertain about the future doesn’t trouble him too much. “If you were to ask me a year ago what my retirement plan was, I would have said, ‘Having a heart attack hovering over an empty deep fryer.’ I didn’t have a retirement plan,” he says. He still doesn’t, but he does now have a flourishing online career. “If it all goes away tomorrow, I can always fall back onto my skill set and continue being a chef.”

[girl8890]

Tweek X Craig

Rec List

None of these works are mine. All rights reserved to the authors and the creators of South Park. 

Total Stories: 5

Title: Love or Lust

Creator: TweekTweakIsMySpiritAnimal

Rating: E - Explicit

Warning(s): Top Craig Tucker, Bottom Tweek Tweak, High School, Fluff and Smut.

Chapters: 16

Website: Ao3

Summary: Tweek and Craig have recently started having sex and Tweek worries it may all be moving a little to fast. Does Craig love him, or just lust for him?Also, are both of them going to fail their math test at the end of the week? Will Token's party be too much pressure?

Notes: This book is basically ALL smut. You want to read Tweek and Craig smut? This is your book.

~

Title: Crown and Dagger

Creator: AsherWritesAStory (maskedvigilantewrites)

Rating: M - Mature

Warning(s): Assassination Attempt(s), Alternate Universe - Royalty, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers, Prince Tweek, Assassin Craig, Smut, Anal Sex, Loss of Virginity, Marriage, Weddings.

Chapters: 27

Website: Ao3

Summary: His assassination mission was simple : take out the Crown Prince, disband the Monarchy.And things were going according to plan up until they weren’t. Overcoming all odds and defying everything he once believed in, Craig Tucker faces the biggest challenge of his life and he’s not sure if he’s ready for it.

Notes: This story got me into the fandom. Absolutely loved this read! It pulled at my heart strings a few times, and the happy ending made my heart nearly explode! Definitely recommend a read.

~

Title: Buying Time

Creator: Emmlire

Rating: E - Explicit

Warning(s): Prostitution, Homelessness, Underage Sex, Fluff, Smut, Angst with a Happy Ending, Violence, Bullying, Masturbation, Slow Burn, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Loss of Virginity, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Past Drug Use, Anal Sex, Public Sex, Oral sex

Chapters: 19

Website: Ao3

Summary: Craig is having a hard time adjusting to high school. However, his life is changed when he learns a shocking secret about an old friend. Since then, Craig can't seem to stay away from the boy. All Craig wanted to do was help and protect the boy, even if that means paying a price.

Notes: At first, I wasn't sure if I was going to finish this book... but I’m SO GLAD I did! It pulls at the heartstrings a lot and is a slow burn too. You have to read awhile before you get to anything good, but definitely worth pushing through the bad parts and getting to the lovey dovey parts. I’ll be re-reading this book soon!

~

Title: Bubbles

Creator: the lie written in ink

Rating: T - Teen

Warning(s): Fluff

Chapters: 1

Website: Fanfiction.net

Summary: Tweek gets a pet goldfish. Creek, contains lime.

Notes: This was just so adorable I couldn’t NOT add this to the list! Tweek + Craig = Goldfish. Enough said LOL

~

Title: Tantalizing

Creator: aelurophile

Rating: M - Mature

Warning(s): Smut, Loss of Virginity, Tweek has a lot of anxiety

Chapters: 2

Website: Fanfiction.net 

Summary: Note to self: Never open a link sent to you by Kenny in the presence of your crush. Creek

Notes: It's short and sweet, but this fits the “Tweek and Craig love story” so good! If they were real people, I feel like this would be how their story would ACTUALLY go. Not many stories (even short ones like this) write Tweek good enough for it to be believable Tweek, but this is 100% Tweek. Really good read.

More Stories to be added...

Comment below recommended stories!

[juldayover4]

Aight! Hey ya'll! Long time no see, whoowee-

Aight how do I start this-

So some of you might know goodnightverse by now! (If not, here) the post is a bit old so uh @awelldressedtornado fucking edit it.

And well, since I'm now co-owner of it (wowie) I DECIDED TO MAKE A GNV2 MUAAHAH-

Aka, Goodnightverse: Bed Bugs.

And yes, these are all of the refs I've been talking about. (Warning: some of the refs gotten lazier over time cause I got feddup with drawing the clothes and stuff.) and plus, most of the templates here are copied from discord ahaha aight let's go!

(Also i didn't do everyone refs yet but I did most of them! I'll do the others soon if ya'll are interested-)

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

Name: Boots (Aka, Goodnightverse!Rust)

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Creators: Knife and Rose

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Age/Years lived: 13/16 y/o

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Rank: Gaurdian

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Gender: Male

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Weapon or Magic (Specify): A pirate sword that can easily cut through Shadow Demons and are really good for battle. (Especially sword fights). The pirate sword has an Iron blade thats bending a bit and golden plating on the handle.

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Human they protect: Jesse

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Allies: Shine, Flare, PI.FI, Floral and Bush

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Boots acts exactly like a pirate and loves anything pirate related. He says "YARR" unironically, when something intensive is happening or when something awesome (in his opinion) happens. He can get angry sometimes and is very attached to Jesse, Shine and his twin siblings Floral and Bush. He also LOVES fighting shadow demons with his pirate sword :).

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Name: Shine (Aka, Goodnightverse!Lukas)

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Creators: Heart and Lighter

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Age/Years lived: 13/16 y/o

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Rank: Gaurdain

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Gender: Male

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Weapon or Magic (Specify): A microphone that blasts out colorful musical notes, once you press the star button, which explode once they touch a surface. (He can also control how many musical notes that can come out, if he holds in the button, he can swing his microphone and a bunch of musical notes will come out. If he just touches the button once, only one musical note will come out. Its like those mechanics in games). The microphone is like those microphones you see on the news with a singular button. The microphone can also be used for singing and making special effects like: Gasping, laughing, screaming, oof, yay, ect.

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Human they protect: Emerald

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Allies: Boots, Flare, PI.FI, anyone

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Shine is a lil colorful boy who loves singing and making new friends. He loves learning new things and is very energetic! He talks alot like his dad, Lighter. Aka: Yo, bro, dude, BROSKI, broseph, pog, swag, ect. His aswell very attached to his bro, Boots. He loves going on pirate adventures with him, singing with him and everything else. Their the bestest of friends :). He aswell loves fighting Shadow Demons by his Bro's side. Thou sometimes his a bit soft with Shadow Demons and will comfort them if their hurt.

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

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Name: PI.FI/Pinkie Finger (Aka, Goodnightverse!Hypernova)

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

Creators: M.W/Milky Way and Blade

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Age/Years lived: 13/16 y/o

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Rank: Gaurdian

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

Gender: Female

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Weapon or Magic (Specify): A wand made out of magic that can be used to summon and levitate things and blast out sparkly magic. Thou she needs to train the wand so she can summon more and levitate heavier things over the years. (Once she becomes a guardian, her wand can levitate a closet or two and summon a brush, rope and shit. Thou she only uses it when necessary). The wand has a baby blue handle with a lil yellow glittery star on top that has a bunch of spikes around, looking like a pretty rock. (Hehhe Sprinkle).

Also uhh, her goop is made out of strawberry sauce. D. Does that count-

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

Human they protect: Abigal

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

Allies: Flare, Shine, Boots, anything.

—x—x—x—x—x—x—

PI.FI is a sweet, lovely, calm but also bossy lil girl. (She's mainly bossy towards Boots and Shine due to their immaturity and stupidity). Shes loves EVERYTHING girly and especially loves sparkly things, like fairies. She's very protective over her friends and especially Flare because how how shy and easily frightened she is. She's very calm towards Flare aswell and tries to make her feel comfortable. She also loves singing with her wand with Shine, their a pretty good duo! (Not as good as Shine and Boots thou). And she loves trying out new things.

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Name: Gold (Aka, Goodnightverse!Drake)

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Creators: Indigo and Monarch

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Age/Years lived: 16/19 y/o

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Rank: Gaurdian......? (Yeah no his a fucking butler now)

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Gender: Male

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Weapon or Magic (Specify): Holographic purple or golden shields that are good for blocking off attacks or Shadow Demon essence. Gold has really good reflexes so his shields are pretty powerful at battles. He can also summon holograms that he uses to code so he can break through the barrier that's stopping him to travel through the multiverse.

He also has the ability to move his rat tail.

(also the reason he doesn't have any eyelights is well uh.. It happened when he started to slowly despise Jesse and despise gaurdians, like the eyelights started to slowly dissappear and they completely disappeared once he argued with Jesse and left her the next day.)

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Human they protect: Used to protect Jesse.

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Allies: Chloe, Floral.

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Gold is a very formal but ALSO EVIL ASS boy. He used to protect Jesse when they were 8-12 y/o until he started to get tired of them. He started to get tired of their same everyday problems, angryness, annoyance, everything. He was tired of humans. One day, he met Chloe and she started telling him her plans and thoughts about gaurdians and humans and about destroying and taking over the gaurdians, Gold, agreed. Gold started to despise gaurdians, despise humans, despise protection. He believe Shadow demons were victorious and were a better future for this world then gaurdians and humans. So one day, after an argument with Jesse, he abandoned them and left them for Chloe and started being Chloe's minion/butler.

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Name: Chloe

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Creators: Neptune and a bunch of glitches

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Age/Years lived: Forever 13 y/o

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Rank: Fucking Shadow Demon Outcode thing

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Gender: None but she calls herself female.

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Weapon or Magic (Specify): Dark pink Gasterblasters and Bones. The same dark pink as her eyelights. That glitch out depending on how long their used. For example: One hour, they'll be glitched out af, and if she hits the victim with them it'll be a PAINFUL CRITICAL DAMAGE SINCE THE VICTIMS BODY WILL START GLITCHING A BIT. Thou she uses Gold, aka her butler/minion, to attack for her since she's also a bit lazy lmao.

She has the ability to enter humans' dreams like everyone else but SHE'S VERY DANGEROUS CAUSE SHE CAN MAKE THE DREAM BECOME MELTY AND GLITCHY, DAMAGING THE HUMAN BRAIN A BIT WHICH ISN'T GOOD.

She has the ability to travel through multiverses and enter shadow pipes like other shadow demons.

Her voice and body will glitch out sometimes and when she teleports inside a dream, she might glitch out a bit aswell like if a gaurdian is failing to enter a human dream.

And her Shadow Demon form is behind her, which she rarely forms into, but it's always behind her, mimicking every action she does. Thou, only Shadow Demons can see her form.

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Human they protect: None. Fuck protection.

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Allies: Gold, Flare, Grain, Alexa, Charlotte(?).

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Chloe is an outcode who's quite lazy and doesn't really care about anyone. She plans on destroying this world and let Shadow Demons rise. But for now she's starting small. She has Gold by her side to help her in battles and give her souls to eat. Other then that, she's just a glitch, a very dangerous glitch. Her main enemy is Boots. (She's also the main villian, lmao)

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(Female)

(Male)

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Name & Last Name: Jesse Cherry Smith

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Parents: Chara Cherry Smith and Alec Margo

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Age: 15 y/o

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Sexuality: Transgender

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Gender: Male (But currently female)

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Hobby: being dead Drawing sometimes and playing the guitar a bit. They mainly just like laying on their bed and doing nothing.

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Personality: Anger issued closeted teen who dislikes being social and will beat up someone if necessary.

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Allies: Emerald, Kyle, Boots, her cat plushie Bow

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(Yes this is a Alec x Chara shipkid stfu it's apparently canon now -)

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Name & Last Name: Kyle Cherry Smith

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Parents: Chara Cherry Smith and Alec Margo

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Age: 8 y/o

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Sexuality: Straight

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Gender: Male

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Hobby: Writing and GOING ON IMAGINARY ADVENTURES ANYWHERE and playing outside.

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Personality: A sweet energetic adventurous imaginative boy who will always find a way to annoy someone and somehow sees good in anything people say. Like seriously how the fuck do I bully you you piece of-

Also he can't read.

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Allies: Abigal, Jesse/Jess/Best sissy in the entire world-, Flare/Flarey/Best partner in the entire world-

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(woah another alec x chara shipkid woa-)

ANNND THAT WAS EVERYONE!! WOOOWIEEEEEEEEEE THAT TOOK FORVER.

Anywho, I hope you guys like them and if you have any questions just ask away! (So sorry that it's so long like jesus-)

Anywho, Alec signing off 😎

(also goodnightverse belongs to @awelldressedtornado)

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Masterlist

So, welcome to my master list. It will be updated every few days. Gifs are not mine, they belong to their creator!

Dean Winchester

Ripped at every edge - Dean x Neutral!Reader. After a hunt gone wrong, Sam and Dean fight. As soon as Sam leaves the room you have to pick up the broken pieces of Dean Winchester. Based on ‘Colors’ by Halsey.

Two little letters - Dean x Fem!Reader. With Dean’s help you manage to escape an abusive and unhealthy relationship. You live a happy life until your past catches up with you. A chain of unfortunate coincidences leads to a heartbroken Dean. Will you be able to save your relationship? (requested)

Stitches - Dean x Fem!Reader. Y/N is in love with Dean, unbeknownst to him. During a hunt he saves her and risks his own life. He nearly died and now you have a grumpy, on the floor bleeding hunter sitting on your bed and you are just about to explode. (requested)

Sweet as marshmallows - Dean x Male!Reader. Things get heated between you and the elder hunter after a dangerous Wendigo hunt. (requested)

Icarus - Dean x Reader. You‘re an unworried person who is always optimistic and such a sharp contrast to your secret crush Dean. You have to show Dean that he mustn’t carry the world‘s pain on his own shoulders. Sometimes you just gotta live a little. Skinny dipping is the solution.

Verity - Dean x Neu!Reader. During her last breath, the witch had taken revenge. Things get interesting when Dean’s hit by a truth spell. Unfortunately, it is not easy to hide a secret if you always have to tell the truth. But that doesn't explain why Dean is avoiding you all the time, does it?

Sam Winchester

You’re a hooker, sweetheart - Sam x Reader. You’ve always had a thing for the younger Winchester brother. Ever since you first met Sam and his cute smile. But you were always too afraid of confessing your crush to him. One day he hooks up with a random girl after a hunt. That’s when you’re having it! You’re tired of suppressing. What will Sam have to say? (requested)

Suspirium - Prof!Sam x Fem!Reader. You’re in your last year of your Classics and Modern Languages studies and you’re majoring in Latin and English. Then you get assigned to a different Latin teacher. And damn, he loves his subject. Too bad that he’s also hot. What is just a childish crush soon develops into something way more complicated.

Castiel

That’s the thing with nightmares - Cas x Neutral!Reader. Sweet Castiel comforts you after a terrible nightmare which leads to lots of cuddles.

Heavenly touch - Cas x Fem!Reader. You’re in your last year of high school. But nothing goes according to plan. While your older brothers are hunting demons down you have to attend school in whatever forsaken town they drag you to. You are bullied because you have no boyfriend, no sexual experience and you not even have had your first kiss yet. Dean doesn’t get your problem and Castiel is curious. That won’t end well.

Forget me not - Cas x Fem!Reader series. Cas was your guardian angel and best friend. He protected from everything that tried to harm you as a child. But a terrible accident caused him losing you. Years later, you’re still determined to find your guardian angel again. What happens when you meet him under unexpected circumstances?

Glooming hearts - Cas x Fem!Reader. The one time Dean plays matchmaker for his socially awkward friend and an angel who is just as worse. It’s funny and maybe he gets a lot more involved than he wanted to. Both  have no experience with dating and Dean likes watching how the chaos he caused envolves around him. What could possibly go wrong? (requested)

Conversations in the dark - Cas x Neu!Reader. Nothing’s real if it happens in the dark. That’s what your mother told you about nightmares. But you’re hunter and you know that nightmares exist in the daylight, too. Your relationship with Cas isn’t always easy. However, in moments of doubt it’s good you have each other. Because that’s all that really matters.

Other SPN characters

Another love - John x Fem!Reader. You had a wonderful thing with John Winchester. One night he leaves without coming back. 

Beware of the daddy - John x Fem!Reader. The reader gets drunk in a bar and doesn’t want to be alone at night so she is searching for an one-night stand. She finds a good-looking guy, but suddenly she ends up in a dicey situation. John comes to the rescue. (requested)

SPN Actors

Lullabies - Jensen x Fem!Reader. Jared x Fem!Reader. You're pregnant. Every couple would be happy to hear these news. Don't get me wrong, you're happy. Only problem is you have no idea who the father is... It‘s either Jensen Ackles' baby or the one of Jared Padalecki. The two men don't know about the big news yet. How will they react? Part 2 here. (requested)

Adorkably - Jensen x Neu!Reader. After you had a stunt accident on the Supernatural set, your leg is broken and you have to stay in bed while being on some high painkillers. Good thing, Jensen takes care of you. Well, in his own dork way anyways… (requested)

Nightcrawler - Jensen x Neu!Reader. Jensen and you never got along well. But when a stunt accident almost caused him losing you, everything changes. What will Jensen have to say if you wake up? (requested)

Cloudbursts - Jared x Neu!Reader. You were determined to do it. You never told anyone about your fear and you wouldn’t let it bring you down to your knees now! Not in front of all these people! Well, the anxiety attacks were an obstacle you didn’t think of... (requested)

Rock 'n' Roll, baby - Jensen x Male!Reader. Jensen has always been such a flirt. There has always been a chemistry between you that neither of you can deny. But no-one makes the next step. What is only a flirt for fun soon turns out to be more. (requested)

Love and hair - Jensen x Daughter!Reader x Jared. Part 2 to Lullabies. Set 18 years in the future. Reader wants to know who her biological dad is. (requested)

An apple a day - Doctor!Jensen x Fem!Reader. You were just having a bad day, that’s it. I mean, dislocating an arm while carrying cartons into your new apartment? That could happen to everyone. But intentionally miss three vaccination appointments? That could only happen to you. If only the doctor wasn't so cute... (requested)

Skies are different in Vancouver - Jensen x Neu!Reader. You have a hard time while your finance is in Vancouver for three months. However, you know that Jensen will always return to you in the end. (requested)

Hot as hell heaven - Misha x Neu!Reader. Filming can be quite dangerous sometimes. Good thing you have your personal doctor. (requested)

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Where the Sun Sets

Where The Sun Sets by JABcat3

Midoriya has always heard that survivors regret jumping.

When he wakes up in his own bed, he's tempted to think it was all just some horrible nightmare. But it's not. His notebook sits on the nightstand, ruined, and he wonders what happened. Why he's not…

He opens the notebook.

Words: 3970, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Multi, Other

Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Midoriya Inko, Sensei | All For One, Midoriya Hisashi, Kurogiri, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Bakugou Katsuki

Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko

Additional Tags: Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Hisashi, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku Does Not Have One for All Quirk, Protective Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Bad Parent Midoriya Inko, Sensei | All For One Being an Asshole, Sensei | All For One is Midoriya Izuku's Parent, Kurogiri is Shirakumo Oboro, I'm just going to add tags as I go, also, sorry inko, but it is kinda sus that she didn't really do anything about the bullying, like at the beginning Midoriya probably wouldn't have been able to hide it well, so either she did something and the bullying continued but Midoriya just his injuries better, or - Freeform, she stressed about the injuries, but didn't really do anything about it, and Midoriya started hiding them from her to avoid the fuss, in addition, Midoriya has issues in this story that make him kinda similar to Shigaraki, they both destroy shit when angry, except Izuku just holds it in until he explodes, the destruction is controlled and restricted, but Inko still didn't really like it or try to understand where it was coming from, she locked him in his room, she and AfO share the vault instinct here, but AfO doesn't love her, anyway, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, i saw canon, stole the theories, and ran off with my treasures, kinda follows canon but also not, shigaraki is a big brother to izuku, Implied/Referenced Suicide, Childhood Trauma, they have a lot of that guys gals and enby pals, Bakugou Katsuki Being an Asshole, he'll learn though, i'm going to drag that boi kicking and screaming through a redemption arc, no beta we die like canonically dead characters, Quirk Discrimination

Read Here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27034432