#bsd vacation days

[yayll]

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE IT!!! Opposites attract are literally my favorite trope ever, i love bad boy unhinged rockstar Dazai and him developing a crush on the cute, considered the industry sweetheart who dresses in frills and bows idol/pop star Reader, and considering that idols change their outfits to support the themes of songs/tours i can imagine they get a matching outfit set one day and its rock style…..idol reader dressed in black and other dark colors, rips in their clothes and some skin showing……Rockstar!Dazai is biting the bars of his encloser-TeenZai anon

so sorry this is so late angel.... also i may have gotten a bit carried away w this concept................ i love u teenzai anon this one's for u and all the rockstar!dazai adorers out there (and for me bc i'm INSANE for this whole thing put me downnn) basically idol reader taking up dazai's rocker aesthetic for the concept/theme of the tour is literally the DEATH of him. and not in the way he's always wishing for >:3

~ a little something about Rockstar!Dazai and Popstar!Reader finding a middle ground ~

You show up to soundcheck one morning completely in tune with the plan for the show but thinking nothing of it, because you're sweet and cool and in perfect flow! Something Dazai simply isn't and it makes him practically gawk as you saunter past him into the dressing room. a few moments later you walk out in a matching outfit that compliments the one he's wearing and it's all over. Completely fucking done. The man practically goes non-verbal for a few moments when he suddenly calls for his assistant to fetch him his pack of cigarettes so he can dash outside to the alley of the venue to get himself together. The nerve of you to look absolutely ravishing in a completely different aesthetic... So hot. So annoying.

Of course you follow behind him, curious and also hoping he's genuinely okay (you're not just a sweetheart for show and he hates that!) You find him leaning against the wall, his lighter failing to give him the flame he needs for his sweet relaxation. All he hears is soft giggling and light footsteps.

"I'll light it."

You take the lighter from him and flawlessly flicker it alive while he just watches you with the stick between his lips, amazed and slightly aroused. He can't help but notice the way his nerves seem to immediately settle with you nearby and it both comforts and concerns him. Dazai looks down at your face as you lean forward with the lighter, a tiny moment of softness appearing in his eyes as he watches you light the end of his cigarette, the flame from the lighter making his Hazelnut eyes light up slightly. He quickly takes in a long and deep drag, his shoulders visibly immediately relaxing once the smoke hits his lungs, and his cool guy demeanor is back on. You chime in, poking your head back into his line of sight.

"Better?"

You smile at him sweetly, always keeping things cordial.

"Much."

He stares at you under his messy bangs, his narrowed eyes softening by the second as his lips curl upward. You're just too true.

You simply hum, standing around idly though not in the way that claims awkwardness, but rather the comfortable kind of silence neither of them get to experience often in this fast paced industry. You look down at your black platform leather boots, a sheer contrast from who you usually present as and it somehow feels liberating. You breathe out, matching his coolness.

"Thought so."

He almost snorts at that, and turns back to look over the features of your angelic face. no amount of black you wear could overshadow the glimmer that follows you everywhere you go. You're a lucky star that's gone as quick as it comes. One day he'll make a wish on you.

"You know me so well."

You huff into a soft laugh that lingers and eventually dies in your throat when you realize the fluttering in your chest is only growing. Yikes. You mutter, low and careful.

"I just... Didn't want you to have a bad night tonight, I guess. With the concert and the album dropping and all... I hope you don't mind I'm sort of dressed like you, heh."

You end it with a shrug as you look ahead at the clouds in the sky and for the first time in a while you feel a tinge of nerves. you, the industry's sweetheart can still feel that after your major lasting success? shocking.

He huffs slightly in response, leaning his back against the wall and tilting his head up, staring up at the sky as he mutters back.

"It's not like I ever really have a totally good time on nights like this, anyway."

You flash your attention at him, tilting your head. In all your years of the supposed 'clashing' between you, you have never heard him speak this way.

"Nights 'like this'?"

He glances back over to you, bringing the cigarette back to his lips for another quick drag before responding, watching you stare at him intently.

"Ahh, performing. All the people. The fans being all over me. The media. All of it, all the time. It's exhausting, actually. I know I'm super hot and talented, but the performance doesn't always end when I get off that stage."

This causes you to lean in just a tad and murmur, curiously.

"... So why do it? All of this?"

And just when he's about to truly spill it all, talk about his never ending battle with his mortality and his career and the way you dominate every single topic in his mind, he simply just looks at you and blows cigarette smoke in your face with that signature smirk of his you always pretend to find so irritating.

"Sometimes it feels real and constant. It's the only thing I can count on... Other than seeing your silly little imitation of me on stage. Hate the mesh, by the way."

You simply stare, taken aback by his oddly sincere and blunt answer. You mutter under your breath as you bite your freshly manicured nails.

"...Yeah?"

Dazai hesitates a moment, his dark eyes glancing away from you as he takes another drag from the cigarette, a moment of vulnerability flickering through his expression. He takes another moment before responding, his voice gruff and a little shaky.

"Yeah..."

He continues to stare off to the side for a long moment, a hint of something like longing and painful restraint crossing his expression as he seems to internally struggle with something. Dazai's expression hardens a little as he finally looks back at you, his shoulders visibly tense as he puffs on the cigarette again, blowing out a long stream of smoke as he tries to push down his own feelings.

But you can tell, you can always tell. Media training, baby.

After what feels like an eternity, you reach out for his cigarette and take it in between your lips, taking a long drag of it yourself. You puff out smoke in a far less cool way than he made it seem, feigning nonchalance as if this isn't the first time you've ever even TRIED one of these damn things.

"Minty..."

He glances at you as you take the cigarette and take a drag yourself, a small but subtle flicker of curiosity in his expression. He watches you exhale and blow out the stream of smoke, before responding in a sardonic voice.

"Since when do you smoke, little miss bubblegum pop?"

You choke out a laugh, waving away the smoke to regain your breath. You smile faintly with a shrug as you hand it back to him after taking one more drag for good measure.

"I don't."

He raises his eyebrows slightly, giving you a look of mischief.

"Then why are you puffing on my cigarette, hm? Your manager would have a stroke if they saw you like this, you know. I'd be marked as a 'bad influence'~"

You shrug again and hum with all the bravery in the world your little heart can muster.

"...Tastes like you, is all."

He just continues to stare at you for a moment, processing your answer. Dazai's expression still remains as unreadable and emotionless as ever, but his eyes flicker for a moment, something indiscernible flashing through them for a fleeting second. It's the internal panic from how badly he wants to kiss you right here and now. He seems to hesitate for a moment before responding with a small smirk forming on his face and sounding wayyy too eager.

"...Is that a good thing?"

You exhale, the smoke leaving your nostrils as you murmur softly, eyes locked on his.

"...Yeah. It's a real and constant thing."

His breath hitches, shoulders visibly reacting by scrunching up as you give your answer. He doesn't say anything, but there's a flicker of something like vulnerability in his expression, a hint of softness around his eyes that betrays his usual cool and careless exterior. He remains silent for a moment longer before responding, his voice a low murmur.

"Yeah... Real."

And before you know it, you simply decide to say fuck it! And do something you'd never have the guts to do before Dazai and his ridiculous self entered your life. You lean in slowly, inching closer and closer to his lips. You're within an inch of kissing him when you whisper.

"... For good luck tonight, Osamu."

Dazai watches you in silence as you lean forward towards him, his expression going from unreadable to filled with pure unfiltered need. As you pause just inches away from his mouth, his eyes flicker once more, his dark irises shifting down to your lips for a second before returning to your eyes. For a moment he doesn't move, just staring down at you with an almost pathetically vulnerable expression on his face. You know better than to say his name like that. Then, in a low voice, he whispers back.

"... Shut up."

He leans down suddenly, pressing his lips against yours. Dazai's lips press against yours in a firm, almost desperate kiss. One of his arms wraps around your waist, pulling you flush against his body, while the other hand moves up to cradle the back of your head, threading his fingers through your purposefully messy yet somehow still soft hair. The kiss is passionate and intense, you can't even fathom how it's all gone down like this but you don't care.

Dazai thinks about how you taste delicious, sinful, and more importantly: Real.

For a few seconds, he kisses you deeply, his tongue exploring your mouth, before he finally breaks away, the both of you gasping for breath as he speaks in a quiet and hoarse voice.

"I can't think straight around you like this you silly little thing."

You smile, suddenly back to being bashful and absolutely ready for whatever happens tonight. You both look stunning and it's not just the outfits that speak on it. It's the genuine spark between you two, the collaboration everyone wanted but you NEEDED.

Just when you're about to reply to his snarky comment, your managers bust through the door to the alley and frantically fuss over you both as they yap about how late you are to soundcheck and the pre-show meet and greet. And why do you smell like cigarettes?!

Dazai turns up the charm and bad boy persona while you play up the apologetic and totally easygoing idol who's more than happy to make up for the lost time with the fans! And now in a different color scheme than they're used to!

Before you and Dazai are whisked away into opposite ends to finish getting ready, he leans into the shell of your ear, barely grazing it with his lips as he whispers playfully.

"You drive me crazy. See you on stage, and then maybe backstage~"

You swear you can feel every nerve in your body twitch when he smugly prances away from you after saying that.

... And of course the concert is a total jam, everyone's raving about the new music + matching outfits you're both sporting along with the undeniable chemistry you're cooking up. It's in the way you smile at each other in between songs, or when Dazai's singing a particularly flirty lyric he gazes at you instead of the screaming fans in the crowd. You dance and he watches, just like everybody else always does when you're in the room. Spellbound.

He may be wishing on you a little earlier than he thought he would be, but you don't seem to mind one bit, his lucky star. ⋆｡°✩

[karmicpunishment]

love the idea of tachihara sending in mission reports/status updates to the rest of the hunting dogs. they vary between the mundane reports of typical day to days to the absolutely batshit things we know yokohama thrives on.

like they get things like “another failed black lizard attempt to storm the ada office where i purposefully didn’t hit anyone with my bullets while pretending i was trying before getting thrown out a window by a 14 year old” (this is normal) or detailing an assassination assignment or a weapons deal, interspersed with reports like “just had to fight my own ability. there was a fucking dragon in the sky.”

[ohhcinnybuns]

I finally have time to catch up on some ao3 fics 🙂

[nixnephili]

NIX'S BSD GORETOBER

Day 4 Strangulation

NoLongerHuman taking Dazai on a vacation to the shadow realm

-Nix🌙

[ma3mae]

Hello!! I hope you are doing well, wanted to say I love your work !!

Can I request how the BSD boys (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Chuuya, Fukuzawa etc) would react to gf!fem!reader saying “I am just a hole” after they did something attractive? Something fun and suggestive ehehe~

No brain, just horny!

Summary: No one cared about you being down bad for you bfs since everything's mutual, right? (Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Fukuzawa)

Genre: fluff, maybe crack, def suggestive themes, maybe a tiny tiny bit of smut. Who knows 💀

Warnings: yall gonna be horny after this 🤓

A/N: was kinda difficult to think of fitting scenarios but i had fun writing this!! Also thank you for loving my work, anonnnn 💕💕💕💕

Part 2

Dazai Osamu

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAAAAAAT 💀💀💀💀

HES HORNY 24/7, DONT EXPECT HIM TO HOLD BACK LMAOO 💀💀😭😭

okay okay so lets say yall are at the ADA office

hes done with annoying the shit ouf of kuni and now hes just sitting on the couch, literally bored out of his mind

Kuni tells u to tell "that dumbass idiot of a boyfriend🤩" to finally get back to work so u go up to him

u know that scene where he leans his head back onto the grave and slowly tilts it back down and opens his eyes while having that soft smile on his face? oda's only purpose was him dying so we'd get that scene, crying fr 😭😭😭

Yeah hes doing exactly THAT as he notices your presence infront of him, flashing you a smile and only for it to spread even further as he notices your dazed face 💀

"Oh, bella? Too lovestruck to talk to me, I see. Can't help it that I'm just so hands-"

"I'm nothing but a hole for you"

I DONT KNOW HOW SOMEONE COULD EVEN SAY THAT 😭😭 THATS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY AND SO DUMB BUT NO ONE CARES 🥲🥲🥲

AND HIS HORNY ASS DOESNT GIVE TWO SHITS EITHER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

his eyes are fking bulging as he hears you say that infront of him

ACTUALLY shocked that you had the guts to legit say that outloud and luckily no one rly heard that except him he wouldnt mind if the whole ass office wouldve heard that, we KNOW 💀

you manage to get a good laugh out of him before he just shoots you that god awful handsome smirk before he suddenly stands up

Towering over you, he leans in and whispers "Never thought you'd be so dirty to say stuff like that during working hours. Not that I'm complaining! I'm glad to have such a strong effect on you, bella~" got me blushing fr😳😳😳

Its too late to realise what you've just said. Your fate has been sealed.

OFF TO HORNY JAIL YALL GO 💀💀🗣️

no jk but nah nah he wont stop there

Youve awakened the fking horny beast in him and how could he refuse his love offering herself so blatantly while your coworkers were literally in the same room?? 🤩😋

He just takes your hand as he proceeds to leave the office

Kuni just yells "Oi, where the hell do you think you're going?! Only told you to tell him to work! Not join his stupid shenanigans!! 😡😡"

YOU KNOW that ur bf just turns around and shoots him that annoying ass smirk, only to say

"But Kunikida, we are off to work actually! Nothing you'd be able to do anyway. Tell me when you've found something interesting in all that paper work of yours! Can tell you that our job will definitely be more fun than that~ 😁😁"

You can only give poor kuni a sheepish smile as atsushi just deadpans at the both of you, muttering a "good luck 😐" towards you as your bf just drags you to his car because your job's gonna be too loud to do at the ada and going home wont be an option since dazai's not patient in that sense 💀💀💀

Already sending prayers to you for having to go back to "work" while being sore af and dazai looking like he got out of a 10 day wellness vacation 😭🥲🥲

dazai's actually gonna spare our poor kuni by kinda doing some paper work but our man will be forever traumatised bc hes not oblivious 🗣️

Especially after seeing your neck littered with hickeys 😭😭 u cant hide them, youve got a damn mosquito as a bf 💀

kuni just tosses a bottle of water your way without looking at u bc he thinks its not modest to shamelessly look at them 😤 I LOVE U KUNI

"thanks, i guess" is all you'll hear from him bc at the end, you DID get dazai to work but at what cost 😭

Kunikida Doppo

Flabbergasted. Shocked. Disappointed. Shamefully not too hard to turn on. 💀

His first reaction is gonna be like u just told ur mom u forgot to do the laundry 😭

DEF gonna scold your ass off for saying such things in such an inappropiate setting

its not your fault hes being so hot during work 😤😤😤😤

Tell him off for being so handsome!! 🤩

Wont stop his scolding but u cant take him serious when hes fumbling over his words

Still manages to thank you for ur compliment even though its embarassing af 😭 no way would he refuse such kind words from his love 😋

So anyway it could go two ways with him

The first would be if yall wouldnt be alone at the ADA

You go up to him to ask him about a report you need help with

Ive never seen kuni tie his hair up but... imagine catching him doing that...

With the hair tie in his mouth as he pulls his hair back and like...

It makes u think of the times you'd yank it back during yk what 🤭

So he notices you gape at him and is all like "🤨 are you alright?"

Cue to you just uttering "Damn, kuni. You only gotta ask. Am just a hole for you anyway" out of nowhere

LMAO you can just hear dazai cackling from the couch as your bf just looks at you like 😳 with his mouth agape and everything

Dazai just walks up to you to pat your shoulder

"Kunikida, you've got quite the daring girlfriend!" "SHUT YOUR ANNOYING MOUTH UP"

kuni just quickly ties his hair back and BROO he nearly feels so violated and exposed 😭😭😭😭

Why would u do this to him AT WORK 😭

Ngl u and dazai prob team up to annoy him to death like hes just so fun to TEASE 😤

Anyway he just tells you to get back to work and when u tell him you need some help, he begrudgingly does it bc its important but you can still his hands shake a bit and his face is red as he tries to give you advice on ur work skskksks 💀

Be ready to get scolded for HOURS when yall are on ur way home 🤓

But dw u know how to shut his beautiful mouth up 🤭😋

But if you do the whole thing while yall are alone at work bc kuni decided to stay a bit longer then THATS a different story

Lets say he does the same thing again as above ^ and u say the same thing

He'll def turn a bit red and tell you that you cant say stuff like that during work!

"But kuni, we're alone and no ones gonna come back anyway. It's nearly 8pm after all."

The sun's setting and the only light that softly illuminates the room and it just steals ur fking breath bc 😭 hes so gorgeous with his hair open 😭😭😭

But u can still see his gaze on u, making ur knees weak bc BROO

horny jail for kuni too????? 💀💀💀

jk but he'll clear his throat and just say "a work place is still a work place so i cant let this inappropiate behavior just go like that..."

You're like standing infront of him and he grabs you by your waist, softly kneading it as he tells u to sit on his lap 😭

"Will teach that mouth of yours how to behave. Maybe after this you'll be a bit more tame. Think that idiot has been a bad influence on you like he has with everyone but don't worry. I'll be sure to teach you everything again."

I'll let you imagine the rest here 🤭🤭

Edogawa Ranpo

man just wants to eat his candy in peace, get ur horny ass away from him 🤨🤨🤨🤨

u thought dazai's a whole bitch???? Nah nah this is a MAN CHILD right here

This man wont give u what u want, nah he'll let u suffer alone LOL 💀💀

if this happens at work then 🤷 honestly depends on what mood he is i think

its a hot day in yokohama and the air conditioning is not rly helping yall

so u kinda wanna go grab some ice cream during ur break and u dont need to think twice about asking ur bf to go with u

fr he'll be SO annoying if u dont take him with u 💀 but dw he obviously knows why u r approaching him rn 🤩

but he takes a while to catch on why u just stopped and looked like a fish rn like a combo of this :0 and 😳

he just goes "🤨"

"Damn, the bathroom's close. 'am just a hole for you anyway so let's go" u legit go 😨 after realising what u just said

How no one hears that, idk but this hoe DEF heard u well

U r even more scared bc he just sits there and doesnt react but oops

only needs some sec before he opens his eyes and smirks at u 🤭

"Eh~ You've got guts, Y/N. Saying naughty stuff like that during work hours. Not that I mind though. Just shows how smitten you are by the World's Greatest Detective~"

"N-"

He just waves a finger at u like you're a lil kid getting scolded rn 💀

"Ah ah ah, don't try to refute that fact. Can't blame you for your reaction after all. It's still funny to me that all it took was me losening my tie, gliding a hand through my hair and open up a button of my shirt. ~ "

He just gets up and gives you a peck on your cheek before walking ahead

"I still want that ice ream though! If it's good then I'll give tending to your needs a thought!" 💀 THIS BITCH

but dw he'll make sure to show u how smitten he is after that bc ur mouth just tastes better after some sweet ice cream, right 🤓??

but u know whats the best combo with saying that sentence?

a jealous ranpo 🤩

like ok quick scenario

lets move this outside of work, ok?

So yall are walking around and some random dude decides to hit on u and hello 🤨cant he see that u r legit holding hands with the world's greatest detective??

u kindly tell the man to fuck off but nah hes not letting u chill

wraps protectively his arm around ur waist, clearly showing him that YOU. ARE. TAKEN.

"with that scrawny lookin dude???" bro hes got a death sentence 💀

time for ur bf to show him his skills 🤭 which means threatening him to expose everything about him

immediately tells him where he lives, what he does for a living, where he likes to shop, where his parents live. E. V. E. R. Y. T. H. I. N. G

he just smirks and puffs his chest slightly out as that dude just fking runs off bc id be terrified too 😨

He deserves it tho ✋

"What a fool! Thinking he could challenge ME?! The greatest detective to ever live! See how terrified he was!" hes fking cackling before stopping as he sees ur face

brothers and sisters, we are LOVESTRUCK

and that hoe cann see that right away 💀

"Thank you..." like should we say how hot that was???? maybe 😳😳???

"And?" AH obviously he got us 😭

but we too embarassed to say smth but NICE, theres a nearby alley so u know where hes dragging us 🤩

Pressed up against the wall and hes just centimeters away from u as he asks again

"That wasn't everything you wanted to say, right~? Of course you find me" hot" but just wanna hear it from you, love."

"FUCK, am just a hole for u" 💀😳

goes wide eyed for a sec before chuckling and saying "Well, that wasn't what I wanted to hear but I'll let it count!"

His eyes travel down your neck before finally saying "Hm, I've got an idea in how to make everyone know that you're taken. I deserve a little treat after having saved you, no?" 🤭🤭🤭 got me blushing fr

Anyway problem solved, no one made moves onto u after that and it might turn into a habit before yall go out for the next times 🗣️

But no one's complaining hihi 🤭🤭😳

Fukuzawa Yukichi

oh god where do i even begin 💀

i gotta hold myself back from getting off topic when it comes to HIM 😭

honestly this man has seen and experienced so many things, u gotta do a lot to catch THIS man off guard 💀💀

bro he had to deal with mori's ass in his 20's for too long and STILL deals with it till this day 😐😐😐😐😐

not to mention the agency is like his fking orphanage at this point 😐

Already enough that his first child is still a child with his thirty years of living on this damn planet 🤓

lets say u work at the ADA as well and now yall r holding a meeting to go over some details for a random mission

Idk if its just me but... the way he sits there and is leading that whole shit, telling em what to do and how they could handle it the best way, while encouraging everyone to work hard n stuff... idk....

Its just so HOT 😳😳😳🤭

like hes so charismatic, fuck dazai, yall cant compare ANYONE to this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭 no wonder everyone follows him, id lick his shoes too 😭😭 HORNY JAIL FOR ME?????

anyway he dismisses everyone and the both of you are the last ones to be in the room bc u r just sitting at the table and staring at him like 😳

Dw my girl, hes been noticing the way you've been looking at him the whole time

"Is everything alright, my love? You've been staring at me for quite a while now."

"N-No its nothing 😳"

nah no need to hold back bc we know our knees r gonna buckle the second he takes ur hand

AND HE DOES 🤩🤩

his eyes slightly crinkle at the end as you can see amusement dance in them

"I know that look when something's on your mind. I'll respect your decision to not tell me but I'd like to know what it is."

honestly your red face is already proof enough whats on ur mind but how can u hide it when hes just looking at you with such an intense gaze UGH I LOVE THIS MAAAAAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

"W-Well the way you just handle everything with ease even though its a lot of pressure and i dont know...it's just really admirable but also hot when you tell them what to do. wouldnt mind you doing that in the bedroom too, you know. id be a hole for u anytime like this... "

u tryna mumble that shit out of embarassement but he clearly heard you 💀

And he does go wide eyed out of surprise because DAMN thats still pretty straightforward and was kinda the last thing he'd thought you'd say but honestly... he doesnt mind it 💀

in facr hes liking it a bit too much for himself 💀💀 but who is he to complain? Especially when his lover is being so honest with him?

" So you want me to be a bit more authoritative in the bedroom? I-It might be a bit awkward for me to do so but if it's something you desire then we'll gladly try it out together. We should be done with the mission around the evening but if not then..."

you feel his hands gently cup your face as he presses his lips against yours before pulling a bit too soon for your liking

"Then I hope this will suffice until then. I'll be sure to thank you for your patience after everything's over."

THE ONLY THIINNGG

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN DO IS SAY YESSSS 🤩🤩😭😭😭😭😭

IDC IF IM NOT SPEAKING FOR EVERYONE BC

We WILL wait for him OKAY 💀💀✋✋✋

he just strokes your hair lovingly as you try to hide ur face bc hes just too blinding

anyway as the both of u get ready to leave, yall just hear quick shuffling behind yall bc OOPS

THE DOOR WAS OPEN 💀

THE KIDS DIDNT LEAVE LOL 💀💀 THEY HEARD EVERYTHING

"😳☺️🤭😏" u can choose which ADA member would make which face 💀💀💀

ngl u prob sometimes call them ur children and BRO

ranpo actually annoys u for some candy ngl 💀

u once punched dazai's gut bc yk he'd ask the stupid question like

"if you're our mom, would that make you a milf?"

send him back to the MAFIA trash can he came from 🤩🤩

jk but might write a oneshot about him even tho hes difficult to write 💀

will def do a part 2 of this bc it gives me an excuse to simp for these men 💀

[fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency]

It's been a rough week kids.

Let's have an impromptu beach day.

( @justsigma-bsd mini vacation? )

[iridescentdove]

What about a Platonic! BSD x Child! Reader is very smart, like almost Ranpo-level smart, but they don’t use their smarts and intellect for anything at all except for online video games, board games, etc., and they’re lazy and don’t go outside at all. Plus, the first time Reader and Dazai had a game of chess, Dazai literally lost two moves in, and Dazai was rethinking his entire life choices in that moment because how the fu-

(How Dazai and Reader’s game of chess went *REAL* link)

WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC?

platonic!bsd x child!smart!reader

A/N: I for an odd reason, love it when characters are humbled and seen inferior 😭 I love this request too! Here it is~

Everyone loves you.

I'm so jealous rn /j

Well as a kid it would be expected to be like that! Although, it was a little different as you were ... considered unique to other children around you. How so?

ULTRA DEDUCTION BABY.

No but for real. FUKUZAWA merely took you into the agency since you seemed to have had no parents by your side to take care of you. As such, he took on the responsibility himself. The agency takes care of you now! <3

Anyways, let's say you were basically rivalling RANPO in terms of deduction and overall smartness capabilities, as he now thinks you are a worthy opponent.

But even he himself lost to someone like DAZAI.

Yes. Of course it was true, the suicidal detective just seemed to be way too good. The so-called 'world's best detective' had lost to a man, in which who, flirts with women 24/7 and asks for double suicide everywhere he went.

But to say the day came when brunette's demise lurked around the corner ... because of a chess game.

The agency had nothing important going on in particular as the peace of Yokohama was maintained in the meantime. Simply put, you guys were on vacation. So what else to do other than some old family bonding?

There were lots of activities planned that day, and everyone had enjoyed it to the fullest. You did also find it fun, but ... of course, for someone your age – you were mature as fuck.

And so, you did what everyone wouldn't have the balls to do.

Challenge DAZAI OSAMU himself to a chess match.

So obviously, everyone got a bit nervous. Pretty sure you had no idea how smart the suicidal maniac was, nor did they ever believe you would last a good 'ol round even once. By some experience of a certain detective – there is absolutely no one better than DAZAI himself.

The chess game went on. You looked so cute and innocent! Maybe he should go easy on you?? After all, you're just a kid.

And yet ... he was downright horrified.

In a matter of four turns in, the death-craving young man was absolutely OBLITERATED by you. Upon the match ending, a pin drop silence was heard. Eyes widened in shock, whom even RANPO himself never imagined such. Everyone never spoke, not even coughed for a solid 5 minutes.

But it was true. You DID defeat him. FUKUZAWA had the face of a very proud parent – he really didn't think you'd emerge victory in this small innocent match.

The president promised to treat you out next time a successful mission was in tow. Of course, DAZAI couldn't believe he had lost to you! A little child!

It would definitely take a lot of time for him to wrap his head around that – but once he does, oh boy.

I think you a little crazy there uncle ahaha

He almost literally brags about your existence everyday to anyone. You can't tell me he hasn't literally shoved in and mocked in front of people's faces with that shit eating grin of his oh my fucking God 😭

Then again, no one is safe. An even better gifted than the two greatest treasures of the Armed Detective Agency.

FYODOR better be shaking in his fugly ass boots.

You're coming for him alright. (and so am I)

Honestly, the ADA cannot be anymore proud to have an ally like you by their side. Missions and war would cease to exist from how well you managed to help them. And even moreso, combined with RANPO himself.

World destruction who?? I only know (Y/N) (L/N) 😍

Your existence is known, everyone knows about what you've done and how respected you are despite your young age.

Who tf let the Port Mafia fuck ya'll up?? Oh nevermind they were destroyed because of ur amazing little ass. The Hunting Dogs tryna tear apart the ADA which was mistaken as terrorists? Umh chill anyways so you already had a plan– RANPO doesn't know what to do for once? You're already there to help. Decay of the Angels? Lives up to their name, they're decaying under your superior brain and intellect.

You're just found to be the lifeline of the agency. In return, everyone treats you very well (spoils you even), making sure you lived your days as a child to the best extreme possible.

And to be frank – no one dare underestimate you anymore.

[delusionalwriter02]

HELLOOO, I really enjoy your bsd insta series, mind doing it with Akutagawa? ^^

Insta as Akutagawa's GF

a/n : I was waiting for Akutagawa sooo much so let's go! Thank you so much for your request <3

<3 liked by Akutagawa, Daze_i and 187 others.

Yn_theoneandonly : I've redone his colour, I feel like a hairdresser

Akutagawa : you were so insistent on top of that

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : stop complaining you love it

Gintonic : it certainly suits him better now

Daze_i : Look at him getting pampered

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : i smell some jealousy here

↳ Daze_i : Me ? Being jealous of him ?? That's the greatest joke I ever heard

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : jealous you'll never get anybody

↳ Daze_i : don't talk about things you know nothing of

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : should I remind you that I AM friend with Chuuya and for what I heard, your personal life is a disaster

↳ Daze_i : the fucker

<3 liked by Gintonic, Higucci and 112 others.

Yn_theoneandonly : even when he's bored, he looks amazing

Atsushiii : that's what he's doing when he's not fighting me

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : he's a very occupied man yk

↳ Akutagawa : I'll always have time to kick your stupid ass Atsushi

↳ Atsushiii : so violent

Chu_uya : he really changed his style since he's with you

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : I actually take care of him yk

↳ Chu_uya : clearly

Gintonic : wanna go shopping tomorrow ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : sure i'll text Higuchi

↳ Akutagwa : be back before 8pm

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : why ?

↳ Akutagawa : We got a reservation

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : OH YES YOU'RE RIGHT, don't worry i'll be back

↳ Gintonic : just come with us, Chuuya will be here too

↳ Akutagawa : Really ? @.Chu_uya since when do you like shopping ?

↳ Chu_uya : Since I got no clothes left

↳ Akutagawa : tf you're doing with it

↳ Chu_uya : don't ask

<3 liked by Chu_uya, Akutagawa and 197 others.

Gintonic : lovely day with the crew @.Akutagawa @.Chu_uya @.Higucci @.Yn_theoneandonly

Yn_theoneandonly : it was so fun seeing you outside of missions

↳ Higucci : yeah we should do that more often

↳ Chu_uya : fun for YOU, I still ended up with all of your bags

↳ Gintonic : it weight nothing to you so stop being a crybaby

↳ Akutagawa : Rashômon is not an hanger

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : Honey dare to tell me it was that annoying being with us

↳ Akutagawa : I like being with you, not all of them

↳ Gintonic : not even your sister ?

↳ Akutagawa : you two

Yosanurgirl : I need to bring Atsushi to the mall, want to come with us Akutagawa ? I'll certainly need a carrier

↳ Akutagawa : in your fucking dreams

<3 liked by Gintonic, Higucci and 392 others.

Yn_theoneandonly : find a man who ties your shoelaces

Gintonic : you're litteraly the best sister-in-law EVER

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : omg love you know i love you ??

↳ Akutagawa : stop flirting

↳ Gintonic : loosen up, she made you less grumpy so I have the RIGHT to congratulate her

↳ Akutagawa : I'm not grumpy

↳ Chu_uya : lol

↳ Chu_uya : CALL BACK RASHOMON

Daze_i : first time I see him do shoelaces

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : he have a lot of skills

↳ Daze_i : if you say so

Atsushiii : I feel like it's not Akutagawa, he's NOT nice

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : because you only sees him when he's angry, he's a sweetheart

↳ Gintonic : yeah he's really cute

↳ Akutagawa : stop spreading rumors

↳ Daze_i : HIM ??? NICE ?????

↳ Higucci : what's your damn problem suicidal freak ?

↳ Daze_i : but she'd bite the little one

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : go be a loser somewhere else Dazai

↳ Daze_i : seems like I'm not wanted here

↳ Chu_uya : you're not so fuck off

↳ KunikiDA : DAZAI COME AT THE AGENCY RIGHT NOW

↳ Daze_i : My friends, it was a pleasure

↳ Gintonic : pleasure not return

<3 liked by Gintonic, Higucci and 280 others.

Yn_theoneandonly : i'm so on my knees for him

Gintonic : ewwww

Chu_uya : where are you going ?

↳ Yn_theoneandonly : on vacation, far far far away from you

Hey I hope you liked it ? Thank you so much for your kinds words and your request!

See you <3

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

Delayed package

Self-Aware! Fyodor Dostoevsky x GN! Reader x Self-Aware! Nikolai Gogol

Description: Right before BSD Cast got into your world, you ordered something. But, as it often happens, your package got delayed And, because of BSD Cast arrival and you moving out, you totally forgot about your package. Until one day, when it finally arrived.

Prequel to Two detectives in your bed

Warning: OOC. English is my second language.

You were mindlessly browsing the Internet. The room was dark and only light from your laptop screen illuminated the room. Thankfully, you were on vacation and have as much free time as you want. You yawn and glance in your phone screen. It was 3:00 am.

Three months before BSD Cast Arrived to this world

___________

You, probably, should go to sleep. But, you don't want to.

Many students left to visit their families. They will spend holidays with theirs relatives. Parents, siblings, cousins, grandparents and others.

You don't have a place to return to. You were talking with your relatives, yes. But, they do show you, that no one want to see you.

You were alone.

You don't have friends. Because of your insecurities, you were afraid of making friends. You were afraid of making a mistake. Of being laughed at.

But you want to have someone. You don't want to be alone anymore.

A single sob escaped your lips. Holidays were the worst. No one around. You couldn't even watch TV and cuddle with a pet, because your landlord isn't allowed pets in the apartment.

You glance at your bed. Full of pillows and few plush toys. So you can cuddle them to sleep. Pretend, that you snuggle up with someone. That you are not alone.

It was a poor substitute, but beggars can't be choosers.

You shook your head and return to the screen.

Maybe, you could watch something. Maybe, you can rewatch your favorite BSD Moments?

You nodded to yourself and start typing the link of the site, where you watch BSD. It took a few moments for it to open. And, of course, there were ads.

Premium account, new book, anime figures, dakimakuras... What?

You scroll up, looking at the small colorful ad with pictures of a few body pillows with anime characters on it. Out of curiosity, you click on the ad.

A new site was opened in a new window. It looked normal. Menu with catalog and FAQ. Search bar. Online shop cart. Contacts. Site looked good.

Just for fun, you search for BSD dakimakuras. You don't forget to choose SFW prints only.

In few moments you got your results. It wasn't much, but, all of them looked good.

You scroll down, and saw, that two dakimakuras were on sale. With Fyodor Dostoevsky and Nikolai Gogol. You click on them, taking a better look.

According to information and reviews, the pillows were big and soft, the prints were colorful. Both dakimakuras were good.

You wonder if you should buy one.

They looked good for hugging.

You cast another glance on your bed.

Body pillow would be better, that many simple pillows.

After a quick search, you discover, that site, where you saw dakimakuras, were a legit one and wasn't scamming people.

You return to the site. You... could buy both Fyodor and Gogol pillows without worrying about your finances.

But, should you?

You stare at the screen.

Your apartment was quiet. Too quiet.

You were alone.

You click on "Add to cart" option.

_______

First month... Second month... Third month...

Shop apologize for loosing package and return money. They also allow you to keep the package, if, one day, it arrived.

Then BSD cast arrived in real world...

With them came friendship.

New home. New memories.

Camping trip with ADA. Scavenger hunt with Port Mafia. Shopping trip with The Guild. Visit to museum with Rats in the house of the Dead. Laser tug with Decay of Angels. Sport competition with Hunting Dogs. Homemade theater with kids.

Walks, movie nights, game nights.

Breakfasts, lunches, dinners.

And no more loneliness.

And you completely forgot about the package.

_____

You, Elise, Mori and Karma were ready to go.

Karma and Elise need something for school, so, you all decide to go on a small shopping trip.

Right before leaving the house, you got a notification. You check it.

It was from your previous neighbors. The big package with your name on it arrived in your old apartment. And neighbors asked you to hurry up and took it from them.

You frowned. You didn't remember ordering something on your old address. Still, you didn't want to make your neighbors wait. They were good neighbors. But, you will do busy these days and your old apartment are far away.

It seems, your worried expression didn't leave unnoticed. You heard Karma's soft voice.

"[Y/N]? Is everything alright?"

You nodded mindlessly. Mostly, it was alright.

"Yes, it's just... My previous neighbors got a package with my name on it. Ask me to take it as soon as I can."

Elise tucked her hair behind the ear. She tried to give you her best puppy dog eyes.

"So, we are going without you? But, [Y/N], without you, Rintarou will be unbearable!"

Mori stands behind Elise. He also looked a tiny bit sad. Thankfully, he didn't try to make puppy dog eyes on you. You would not bear looking at Port Mafia boss, who tried to beg like this for something.

"Elise-chan, [Y/N] will decide for themselves. And here I was planning to treat you all in a restaurant."

It is a blackmail!

You huffed. But, the problem still stands. Well, time to ask someone for help. You turned around and hurry to the living room.

"Will be back in a minute!"

____

You run into Fyodor and Nikolai in the living room. Nikolai was telling a story to Fyodor, actively gesticulating. Meanwhile, Fyodor was nodding from time to time, showing, that he is listening.

Noticing you, Nikolai stopped talking and waved. His smile became even bigger.

"Birdy! Good to see you. Do you decide to stay home with us? Great! Come on, sit down, right between Fedya and I!" Kolya patted the sofa next to where he was sitting. "We will keep you warm and comfy!"

It seems, Fyodor also liked the idea of you staying home. Unfortunately, you are needed. You will be an 'anchor' for Mori. Without you, he will go overboard with shopping and at the end of the day, instead of one adult, one teen and one child, three piles of bags will return home. You shake your head.

"Sorry, but I still must go. But I need help."

You explained, in a few words, what you need.

"So, can you two, please, go to my old apartment and take the package?"

Fyodor and Nikolai looked at each other, the Fyodor nodded.

"No problems, Myshonok. Just in case, should we check, what inside the package? To make sure it isn't damaged?"

You shrugged.

"Why not? Thanks, both of you. If you need anything, just call me."

You left the living room.

And soon you, Karma, Elise and Mori left the house.

Fifteen minutes later, Fyodor and Nikolai left to your old apartment.

______

You finally were back from your shopping trip. All of you get what you need and had lunch in a small restaurant.

You were ready to go to your room, when noticed, that there was a note on your bedroom door.

"[Y/N], please, go to my room. I will give you back your package. Fyodor D. P.S.: It would be nice to spend time together. You, Kolya and I."

You smiled. It was good, that everything went well. You decide to agree to spend some time with Fyodor and Nikolai as a 'thank you' for getting the package.

You walk into your room and changed in a what you call 'shuggly clothes for Fedya and Kolya'.

You were wearing a mouse kigurumi and a scarf, that Kolya gave you.

After getting ready, you go to Fyodor's room.

______

Something feels wrong.

Fyodor was unusually quiet. He locked the door behind you. Kolya wasn't here.

And something was laying behind Fedya's bed.

Fyodor turned towards you. His expression was neutral.

"Myshonok... Your package is here."

You nervously gulped. Did someone send something bad to you?

Fyodor took a piece of paper from his desk and hold it towards you.

"It came with the package."

You read the text.

And you were mortified.

You remembered ordering two dakimakuras almost a year ago. And lost package. And the prints.

You whined and looked at Fyodor.

He was holding them in his hands.

They were soft. They were real. They were in your house, and you don't have any idea what to do with them.

Fyodor were holding two big dakimakuras.

You take a step back. Only to crash into someone else's chest. You don't need to be a genius, to realize, that you were trapped between Fyodor and Nikolai.

Fyodor nodded a little.

Suddenly, a blanket was draped over you. And Nikolai was wrapping it around you tighter and tighter.

Five minutes later, everything was over.

_____

You were laying on Fyodor's bed. You were wrapped in a blanket. Like a candy. And you were stuck between Fyodor and Nikolai.

Fyodor was laying in front of you. His hand caress your face, slowly massaging it

Nikolai was laying behind you. He was spooning you, nibbling your earlobe from time to time.

And you feel, like you were on fire. They were so close. They were so soft.

And they were teasing.

Nikolai let go of your ear and whispered right into it.

"Tell me, Birdy, will this pillow ever kiss you during cuddles?" he returned to nibbling on your ear. You whimper.

"N-no, Kolya..."

Nikolai laughed and start paying attention to the spot right behind your ears.

You felt Fyodor's warm breath on your face. You close your eyes and his fingers started massaging your eyelids.

"Myshonok, will this pillow ever give you a massage during cuddles?"

You whimper again.

"No..."

Fyodor didn't answer, but, instead, softly kissed your eyelids.

Meanwhile, Nikolai chuckled.

"So, one point to us. No points to pillows. Next round."

Position was changed.

Now you were laying face to face with Nikolai. You felt Fyodor's breath on your neck, before he starts leaving small kisses on it. Nikolai's fingers run up and down your scalp, massaging it.

And you feel even more embarrassed.

Fyodor spoke again.

"So, do you want to explain, what the deal with the pillows?"

Once again, without waiting for your answer, Fyodor continues to lightly kiss your neck.

You spoke. Your voice was trembling.

"I... I didn't know... that you were self-aware... Order them almost a year ago... Forgot about it..."

Nikolai playfully boops your nose.

"And didn't know about the bonus pillow cases."

You nod. You feel even warmer now. Fyodor and Nikolai laughed. Fyodor started nibbling on your ear.

"I am not asking about that, Myshonok."

You were pretty sure, that you became ad hot as desert sand.

"I... I was so lonely... Before you arrived. I wanted to... Pretend, that I have someone in my life."

They were quiet. Then you felt Fyodor's lips on your cheek.

"Than today we will show you, that you will never be alone again, Myshonok"

Nikolai kissed the corner of your mouth.

"Don't worry, Birdy, we will take care of you. Just enjoy the warmth. And forget about the pillows."

Nikolai's grin became sly.

"But, please, remember, did you order pillow with us with... Adult print?"

You let out a muffled scream, hiding your face in Nikolai's chest.

You had a feeling, that they will never forget about dakimakuras.

______

What came next, you can describe with only one word. Heaven. Almost.

Without teasing about prints on pillows, it would be even grater.

You were warm.

You were cuddling with Fyodor and Nikolai.

One moment you were laying on Fyodor's chest, and he was showering your forehead in kisses.

The second moment, you were pressed against Nikolai's chest and he was kissing your hands.

You were pampered. You were caressed.

You weren't alone.

You fall asleep between Fyodor and Nikolai.

Safe. Sound. Not alone.

[thedamselzelda]

Between Silk and Salvation

Author Chat: I was planning on uploading this during the weekend, but I finished it tonight and feel somewhat satisfied on how it turned out. Some of it was a little rocky to start but the longer I stare at it, the more I'm gonna fight with myself. So here it is!

Featuring: Dazai Osamu

Summary: Meetings. That seems to be the life of an executive—endless, tedious meetings. However, when one meeting arises unscheduled, it becomes riddled with emotions unbefitting of the Port Mafia's top assassin.

word count: 3.6k, fem!reader, pm!reader, sfw (mild cursing), mentions of blood, reader occasionally mentioned as "Hirotsu" and "Izanami", reader's eyes mentioned to be violet.

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You sat at the large conference table, absentmindedly grazing your freshly painted stiletto nails upon your lips. The voices around you droned on about the mafia’s business operations, a topic that held little interest for you. Your involvement was through your own unique means, leaving you unconcerned with the intricate details of the other executives’ affairs.

You glanced over at Chūya, who seemed equally disinterested in Ace’s elaborate over-explanation of how well his casino was performing. Chūya rolled his eyes and let out an exaggerated yawn, trying to provoke you into laughter. Since the two of you became friends, it became his mission to make you laugh during these tedious meetings. It was a relief to have someone on your side for once, rather than being feared or exploited.

“Izanami,” Mori’s bored tone broke your silent interaction with Chūya, pulling your attention back to the table. “What of the Starlight? How is business going for your casino?”

You met Mori’s gaze, your eyes briefly flicking to the empty seat on your left before returning to his. “The Starlight has had an extraordinarily successful year,” you began, your voice steady and confident. “We’ve seen a significant revenue growth of roughly 1.2 billion Yen, our customer satisfaction ratings are overwhelmingly high, and we are currently considering additional expansions.”

Mori gave a satisfied nod. You glanced down the table to Ace, smirking as you continued,

“Compared to your casino. So, I’d like to offer you an opportunity to see what contributes to a casino’s great success. However, I doubt it would do you much good as many of your patrons now frequent mine.”

“That’s only because you stole them!” Ace spat out; his teeth gritted in anger. He pointed a finger down the table past Kōyō. “You’ve touched them and now they have no choice but to come to you!”

You smiled, turning your chair to face him directly. You lean back, finally becoming amused with the meeting. “Oh, quite the contrary. My patrons feel safe within the walls of the Starlight, knowing I will not touch them unless they ask. The only people under my thumb in such a way are my men. Ask the Italian senator who used to frequent your establishment, or even the Japanese Vice Minister; they will tell you about our symbiotic relationship. They even spoke at the second anniversary of the Starlight’s opening.”

You leaned back, looking at Mori. “I even fondly recall the Minister of Economy raving about the ‘touch of luxury, yet extraordinarily inviting atmosphere that calls to him after a hard day’s work.’”

Mori closed his eyes, sighing. He started to speak, but Ace interrupted with a new complaint. “You come in here after a four-year vacation, incessantly acting as if you are better than the three of us, yet you only have the casino to show for it.”

“Well, I recall, Ace, that I earned my position compared to you who bought yours. So, out of the two of us, I’d say I have the slightly better reason to be at this table, wouldn’t you say?”

Ace promptly stood, his face reddening with anger. He began to stutter, unsure of what to say. “Y-you! I’ll make you regret being an insolent brat!”

“Oh, Ace,” you cooed, your eyes locking onto his with an icy calm, “I do look forward to the day when I can watch the life leave your eyes.”

His eyes widened at your statement, darting to Mori for support. You glanced back at Mori, curious about his response. He had his eyes closed; his mouth covered by interlaced fingers. You knew you were in trouble, but you didn’t care.

Ace lowly growled at the lack of support and stomped out of the conference room.

“Why do you insist on riling him up in such a way?” Kōyō called your name in question. You looked down at her, expecting a frown, but she was giggling behind her flowing sleeve.

“I thought we could do with some excitement. Besides, I only said the truth. I’m not sorry if it was hard to hear.” You shrugged. You looked over at Chūya, who was shaking his head.

“Yeah, smartass, but not every meetin’ we have should result in him stormin’ outta here.” Chūya groaned.

You gave a hollow laugh, “It’s still funny!”

“Chūya. Kōyō. You two are dismissed. Thank you for your efforts in continuing the Port Mafia’s success. I expect further good reports in the future.”

Chūya glanced at you. Oh, you’re in big trouble, his expression read. You smirked at him as he rose from his seat with Kōyō, the two of them bowing and leaving you behind with Mori.

You once again glanced down at the empty seat to your left. You frowned. You had attempted to sit in it during your first meeting back, as Mori had told you in private that you were now his most trusted executive; however, he still reserved a spot for Dazai. He was simply the Prodigal Son and Mori the father awaiting, praying for his safe return.

“You’re like him,” Mori said, breaking the silence. You gave him a confused look, as he was intricately inspecting the maroon silk scarf draped upon your shoulders.

“I’m nothing like him,” you replied with a disgusted tone, looking away and whipping your hair behind you. “Or I would have left by now. My goals are completely opposite of his.”

You sneered at Mori, “And I still intend on killing you one day. Something you've always feared he would do.”

Mori looked unamused by your promise, leaning back in his chair. His eyes stared into yours, as if searching your very soul. He ignored your statement, moving on to his next agenda.

“I have an assignment for you.”

You perked up slightly in your seat.

“I want you to watch over Akutagawa during his mission with Higuchi today.”

You let out a puff of air, sinking back into your chair. “Babysitting? Seriously?”

“You know how that boy is. I need him to bring this were-tiger in alive.” Mori stood up from his seat. “Also, you should know, we have reports that Dazai recruited that were-boy to the Armed Detective Agency.”

Your expression remained unchanged, but internally, you wanted to scream, unsure if it was from happiness or anger.

“So, Akutagawa holds a grudge against this boy whom he’s never met.” You sighed, keeping irrelevant comments to yourself. “Of course, he’s been constantly seeking Dazai’s approval since the beginning. Now, there’s another in his life, and Akutagawa isn’t going to let anyone stand in his way.”

Mori gave a short nod and began heading out of the back of the room.

“I won’t fail you, sir,” you called out as he reached the door.

He chuckled softly as he grasped the doorknob. “You haven’t yet.”

You stood from your seat and bowed as he left. After his departure, you grasped the seat next to you, pulling it out to sit, and rolling it up to the table. You frowned at the lack of feeling the spot gave you.

“You really shouldn’t be sittin’ in that seat, ya know?” Chūya's voice came from the doorway.

You huffed out a chuckle. “I thought I’d feel something, since Mori is so insistent the ‘chosen one’ will return.”

Chūya stood afar, leaning against the doorframe. “Just come on.” He began walking out, and you rushed to follow him.

The two of you walked side by side towards the elevator in silence. “What’d he say to ya now?” Chūya pressed the button to call the lift.

“Assignment. Babysitting,” you huffed out. “Also…” You wished you could have shoved him at that moment but refrained. “How could you not tell me Dazai joined that detective group?”

Chūya looked at you, confused. “What? How was I supposed to know?”

You shot him an irritated look as you stepped into the elevator and pressed your card against the scanner. The light indicated the floor of your penthouse. “Aren’t you other execs supposed to know more than me?”

Chūya leaned against the wall, shrugging. “Mori probably just didn’t find it relevant to tell us. You know how he is. Only informs on an ‘as need to know’ basis.”

You rolled your eyes, watching the floor numbers tick down to the thirty-fourth floor. Your leg bounced as you thought about him. Of course, he went and got another boy to follow him like a lost puppy. Typical. As the doors slid open, you stepped into your living room. Chūya followed, hanging his coat on the rack you kept just for him and exchanging his shoes for slippers. He watched as you continued to step inside without doing the same.

“Are we not stayin’?” he asked.

“No,” you replied, turning a corner into the hallway and pressing a code into a keypad. “I need to start making moves on this assignment. Akutagawa and Higuchi are attempting to get that were-tiger today.”

The wall shifted, revealing a collection of weapons and a box of disposable burner phones. You picked one up, turning it on and slipping it into your pantsuit pocket. Grabbing your personal phone, you dialed a number and pressed the phone against your ear.

“Yes, Izanami?” Higuchi’s voice answered.

“Meet me in the lobby in five,” you snapped, closing the phone.

You looked over at Chūya, who had already donned his coat, ready to leave with you. “Hey, Mori ‘s got me goin’ over West for a bit for an assignment. You gonna be okay without me?” He looked concerned, but you couldn’t take him seriously.

You scoffed, “I’ve managed without you before. I’ll be fine.”

He shot you an irritated look. You cocked your head to the side. “Oh, wait,” you laughed. “I’m sorry. You wanted me to respond differently. Okay, wait. I’ll try again.”

He groaned, watching you turn back around. You knew he hated your dramatic flair, but it was too much fun playing around with him. Turning back to him, giving your best impression of doe eyes, “Oh, Chūya~ How am I ever going to survive without you? Promise you’ll write and call every day!” You fanned the back of your hand over your head, placing your other hand over your heart, attempting to pout.

“Fuckin’ bitch, I hate you,” he murmured as he walked hastily into the elevator.

“Awe, I love you too!” you followed behind him, laughing.

You step into the elevator, smoothing the soft fabric around your neck, thinking back to Mori’s odd stare and comment in the meeting room.

“Am I like Dazai to you?” you asked, staring into the closed elevator doors.

Chūya cleared his throat, picking his words carefully. “I believe you two are—were… very like-minded. However, I think it’s only ‘cause what I said back in Italy.”

You’re the closest thing to death he can get, yet he’s the closest to life for you.

You pressed your lips together, unsure if you were happy with his response. The elevator dinged, and you stepped out, seeing Higuchi waiting in the lobby.

“Higuchi,” you called out.

She turned to meet your gaze, bowing as you approached. You noticed her hair was down and the top buttons on her shirt done.

“Why do you look like that?” you blurted out.

Chūya cursed under his breath, “Seriously?”

“It was an honest question,” you shrug.

Her expression remained unchanged. “I am headed to infiltrate the Armed Detective Agency as Akutagawa planned. Was there something you required?”

You nodded, reaching into your pocket and pulling out the burner phone, holding it out to drop into her hand. “Boss said your phone was compromised. He ordered me to give you this new one.”

She looked surprised but handed over her old phone as you dropped the new phone into her hand. “I had no idea. No one told me.”

“Exactly why I’m here! Take this one, and I’ll take your old one.” You dropped the burner into her hand and took her phone. “Hope the mission goes well!” you added in a fake cheery tone.

“This personality doesn’t suit you,” Chūya remarked after Higuchi bowed to you, taking her leave.

You turned to frown at him. “Says the one who didn’t like my response earlier.”

He rolled his eyes, asking, “What’s the point in the switch anyway?”

“So, I can hear their every move,” you replied.

With one leg over the edge of the roof, you leaned back looking up at the sky. The alley below was set to be the stage for Akutagawa’s attempt at capturing this were-tiger boy, though, you doubted his ability to refrain and keep him alive. Precisely why Mori had instructed you to follow.

You barely looked down, seeing Higuchi’s blonde hair enter your peripheral. She had three individuals with her; a boy with ginger hair, a raven-haired girl, and one who you assumed to be the were-tiger. You leaned back up, crossing your legs together.

Higuchi pulled her hair back, then unbuttoned the first few buttons on her shirt. That was the Higuchi you knew. However, you rolled your eyes at her reveal. What kind of disguise was that? The missions you had gone on before forced you to physically to alter your image. Once even dawning hazel eye contacts, as the target preferred girls with them. Dazai hated it. He complained every time he saw you in them, saying, “But your violet eyes are so pretty! Like beautiful belladonnas in full bloom!”

You deeply sighed, closing your eyes. Distractions by him in this moment were the last thing you needed. You needed to focus with the task at hand.

Gunfire erupted from the alleyway.

“The fuck?!” You glance down, watching Higuchi aimlessly firing at the three. The girl of the group jumped out in front of the older boy, crumbling to the ground. You tilt your head, frowning. That would be a nice way to go, you think. Especially if they are lovers. You curiously watched on, as the boy used his ability. It stretched upwards, but not far enough for it to reach you. Higuchi look around in confusion, compared to your view showing the playfield. The boy cautiously wandered throughout his ability. 

“And here I thought,” you whip your gun from its holster, aiming it toward the voice, “it was Akutagawa who normally skulked about on the roofs of buildings.”

You felt like your eyes were deceiving you, but if what you had been told were true, then it wasn’t abnormal for him to show up as he has. Staring at him for a moment, you take notice his new attire and the absence of the bandages that once hid his right eye. His caramel eyes now showed a new life to them, a different sparkle to them compared to when it was just the two of you together. Drifting down to the ugly bolo tie that adorned his neck, you stared daggers into the brooch you bought him for his promotion to executive. You leave your painful analysis of him there, afraid if you looked at him any longer you would simply not be able to contain yourself.

You roll your eyes, clicking the safety back on and returning the gun to your holster. “Yet here you are joining me, Dazai.”

His name fell from your lips harshly, biting back at you in your head. He cocked his head to the side, allowing his brown fluffy locks to fall from his face. He gave you a soft smile, “Hmm, so we’ve gone back to formalities? Okay then, Hirotsu. Or wait, do you prefer to be called Izanami now?”

He gave a cheeky smirk as you shot daggers into him. Truthfully, you wanted to jump from your position, grasp him by his neck and kiss him until the two of you passed out or died from the lack of oxygen. You fought internally with yourself, knowing that is the worst way for you to act right now. So, instead, you remained seated, turning away from him to avoid him seeing the creeping heat rise to your face. He has such a punchable face—no, a squeezable face—no, a kiss—.

You feel him standing next to your arm now, causing you to look up to your left. You squint your eyes to see him, and he adjusts, so his shadow allows you to see him properly.

“Mind if I sit with you?” He speaks softly to you, an open gentleness that must have only come with his departure.

“I really should be killing you.” You look away huffing out an exhale, gazing back down into the alleyway. He sits down next to you anyway.

Akutagawa has shown up now, saying something to the were-boy placing him into a state of despair. 

“You happy you’ve made Akutagawa all jealous?” You joke. It’s the only thing you can manage to say.

He laughs, “Atsushi has honestly been a way better apprentice than I could have asked for. Akutagawa sought too much from me.”

You scoff, “That boy has literally worshipped the ground you walk on since the day you picked him up from the slums.”

“You mean when we did.” He corrects, matter-of-factly. He quickly moves away from the subject. “I see you got your present.”

He reaches to touch the silk draped over your shoulders, but you slap his hand away without looking.

“Mori hand delivered it. Along with the news of your defection.” You don’t meet his gaze, but you can feel his mood tense. You guess you are getting into this now.

“I…” Dazai looks down at the fight now occurring between Akutagawa and the boy he introduced as Atsushi. He was screaming, Atsushi, over the loss of his leg. He was writhing in pain as his blood seeped and stained the concrete below him.

You frown and mutter, “What a useless apprentice.”

“Just wait.” Dazai leans forward. You do as well, watching the boy transform into a white tiger. You gawk, surprised that the reports were true.

“I guess I stand corrected then.” You lean back, pushing off the ground. You look down at Dazai. You take notice that he was hiding something from your view.

“What are you doing?” You press your hands onto his shoulders, instantly forgetting the four years of lost time. “My phone!”

You reach for it, swiping at air as he stretches it out of your reach. Your chest now rests upon his back as you press further to grab it. 

“Woooow, I had no idea you and the slug would be such good friends after I left.” He teases as he continues to keep the phone from your reach. You began to get flustered as you fought with him. 

“G-give it back, bastard!” You grasp around with your left hand, pressing it into his face as you reach forward to grab your phone. He elicits an “Mmph!” as your hand pushed into his face. You manage to grab onto his hand and pull it toward you.

“Getting right to things I see.” He jokes past your fingers, allowing you to feel a smirk across his lips. He released the phone when you growled in frustration. “I was just putting my new number in. No need to get so worked up.”

“And why would I want that?” You push him, harder than you intended, rising once more to your feet. Sure enough, his name and new number were displayed on the screen. You huffed, changing his name quickly from “O <3” to “Walking Red Flag”.

“I just want to talk to you. I want to explain what happened." He paused, eyeing you placing your hand on your hip. You eye him suspiciously.

"Pretty please?” He pouted, giving you the puppy eyes he knew you could never resist. However, that was before. You were a different person now. You had fallen too deep into the persona that was the Port Mafia's Izanami that you had somewhat left behind the girl that Dazai once knew. The girl that confided in him; the one who had fallen harder once he fell for you. 

"You had your chance. You left. And he's dead because of you." You steel yourself as you stand on the edge of the building, ready to jump down below. You watch as Akutagawa toys with the boy.

Glancing back at Dazai, he's now stood up next to you. You take notice of his downtrodden face and begin to feel a pang of guilt. You had read the reports of what occurred with Mimic; however, much had been left out about Dazai's defection and Oda's death. So, you would only be able to bridge those gaps by talking with the one who was in the room where it happened. So did you really mean your harsh words? No, but you were hurt. Surely with the immense amount of intellect he had, he would know you couldn't just move on with him after four years of no contact.

You sigh, "Fine. Just to talk."

He looks up at you, his eyes still sad but now showing a hint of a smile once more. "I'd really like that."

You find yourself smiling back at him, the familiarity of his presence chipping away at your icy exterior. You take a step back, your heel teetering off the edge. "Just make sure your messages are coded. Can't have Mori getting jealous of me."

"Of course, bella. I remember," he smiles, the old nickname rolling off his tongue with practiced ease as he slips his hands into his jacket pockets.

Maybe, you thought, the Prodigal Son had finally found salvation. But for you, hell would be awaiting you with open arms, as you leaned back off the roof and into the battlefield below.

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Author Notes: So, I just now realized that it might be important to explain why the reader is called Izanami. As alluded in this and previous installments, reader has the ability to touch someone and "create" their death. More will be explained later in future installments, but I felt it important to note here, because it is not reader's technical name. In Japanese folklore, Izanami is the queen of the land of the dead, and is better known as the Goddess of Creation and Death. Reader, upon being born, killed her mother because of her ability, and when she became a tool for the Port Mafia (before and after Mori's rise), she was dubbed Izanami. Hope this helps a little when reading the story! :)

Last but not least, I'm SUPER EXCITED to get into the meat of the story now that we've set up a little bit of reader. I plan to also attach the music that's helped inspire a lot of the next couple of installments. At the time, I don't know if I'll leave the story open ended or if I'll wait to continue as more of the manga comes out since the next season is not coming out anytime soon. But do not be dismayed! Beast!Dazai has already been accumulating in my mind and I have fun tales to tell for that as well.

Thank you for reading! Like and follow (also feel free to reblog! <3) until next time!

[crazyqueenmoon]

“Only the best for you”

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*The image of a malewife! Atsushi has been cemented into my brain as of late. He also seems to have biggest affinity for domesticity of all the characters in BSD so I guess that makes Atsushi being a malewife! cannon. If that’s the case I’m not complaining. As for what to rate this, it’s too risqué to be fluff but not risqué enough to be considered smut. Hope you enjoy! <3*

Atsushi x GN reader

Synopsis: You come over to Atsushi’s place after work. Once you do, you’re in for an unexpected but pleasant surprise.

During your lunch break you feel your phone vibrate. It’s a call from Atsushi. He asks you to come to his place tonight. He’s got a special surprise prepared just for you. You show up at his door an hour after your commute from work, knocking on his door.

He answers it and opens the door wide. You’re shocked as you see that he’s clad in just a pink frilly apron covered in hearts with high side slits. In his other hand he’s holding up a little feather duster. As shocking as it is, it’s definitely not a sight to complain about.

“Y/n, you came at the perfect time!” He grins, holding the door for you. “How was your day?”

“You know, it’s work. So same old. Though it wasn’t too hectic and stressful.”

“That’s good to hear,” he says as you remove your jacket. “Here. I’ll hang that up for you, baby. You can go sit over at the table. You must be exhausted after working and commuting.”

How he knew you too well. He grabbed your jacket, setting his feather duster down on the counter. You walked over the table to see that it was covered in a red silk tablecloth. In the middle of the table was a flickering candle. At your seat was a glass pitcher of ice cold water. Next to the pitcher was a tall full glass of water with a lemon slice on the outside. You took a sip of the water, feeling refreshed. Piano music started to play. Then you looked around the room wondering if you had stepped inside of a dream. As if you hadn’t been fumbling for your key card through your bag this morning worried you’d clocking in late or that you had to take on another coworker’s assignments right when you’d finished yours because they were on vacation and your boss wanted you to stay occupied until it was time to leave. It made you groan but now that didn’t matter.

You felt hands rubbing against your shoulders. As you looked up, you saw Atsushi’s face. You sighed, basking in his massage.

“Thought I’d give you a little massage while dinner’s cooking. Your shoulders are really tense, y/n. Hope you’re not overworking yourself, sweetheart.”

“God, that feels so good,” you say.

“Thank you, sweetheart. Only the best for you. And I don’t want you feeling stressed.”

As the kitchen timer goes off, he turns away. The bow know from the apron strings rests above his asscrack dangling over his cheeks. He walks back, donning pink mitts and sets you a plate of one of your dishes.

“I’ve never made this before, but I promise you’ll it. I tasted it myself and was pretty amazed at how it tasted.”

You try it, telling him it’s really good. He keeps asking if you’re sure, worried you’re lying to be nice until you tell him you actually enjoy what he cooked for you.

“I’m happy you like it. I don’t know what I would’ve done with myself if you didn’t like it.”

“Even if I didn’t like it, I still would’ve appreciated that you made it for me. And I already feel so spoiled with all this stuff you’ve been doing for me with the tablecloth and wearing nothing but a pink frilly apron. You don’t know the half what it does to me.”

“Heh, I’m glad you like what you see,” he smirked, leaning his arm against the table. “If it were up to me, I’d be doing this for you every single day.”

“As much as I’d love that, it’d be a bit too gratuitous.”

“Ha, you’re right,” he chuckled sheepishly. “It’s just, I want to make you happy. And making you happy makes me happy.”

You set down the fork, feeling a little somber. Your boyfriend didn’t have the most pleasant upbringing constantly being told that he was an utter disappointment. It’s why he went above and beyond. He also did it because he loved you more than anything but you wished he didn’t feel that way about himself.

“You do know that making me happy shouldn’t be your reason for being happy.”

“I know, but just I love doing nice things for you, darling. I should’ve known you were being honest.”

You smile, tapping on the table. He takes a seat and pours himself some water.

“You know, if this can’t be a daily thing, why don’t we make a weekly one instead?” He asked. “Every week from now on you come over to my place for a nice free meal, eye candy, and dessert?”

“Figurative or literal?” you ask.

He smirks again, crossing his arms over the table. His eyes glow like the candles on the table.

“How about both?

[reixtsu]

can you do a ranpo x male reader where reader lost smth and runs into ranpo whos kinda crushing on reader and helps them find That Thing & it turns into a date ? this is. incredibly specific my apologies

“Lost Something?”

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Genre: Fluff

Pairings: Ranpo

Summary: You lost an important item so you asked the best detective in the world to find it for you.

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Headcannons:

Bro would predict that you would ask him for this kind of trouble, so he literally hid himself from you. You searched for him for hours until you finally found him in his locker…under a pile of candy. (Bsd Wan! reference)

He complains when you ask him to find it for you, even though he already knows where it is.

Ranpo doesn't say anything until you said you'd take him to a candy shop after. Bro's emerald eyes widened lol. Like, ooo. I see you've made a valid negotiation. 🙂

Proceeds to put on glasses 🤓

He tells (*ahem* orders) you too follow him.

He's no good at navigation, thus having you two go to the weirdest places.

"Uh… Ranpo, are we-"

"Nope! I know where I'm going!"

Shhhh! Trust the process darling.

He finally takes you to a candy shop, and that thing you're looking for was in the candy shop! You didn't go in there earlier…did you.

Wait

This man hid it from you!!!!!!!

"It was a date! So, are you gonna pay or not?" 🤗

Happy ending??? 🤔

Scenario:

It was another regular day at the Armed Detective Agency. The sun’s rays shone through the glass windows, illuminating the office. The rapid taps of computer keyboards engulfed the room, bringing a sort of relaxing ambience to the office. Or, it would be relaxing if Ranpo wasn’t snacking so loudly. 

You sat in your seat, looking quite focused on the pile of pap

There was a constant tapping as your finger hit your desk rapidly. Your forehead was crested, trying to relocate your steps. You were trying to find a very important item, however no matter where you looked, you couldn't find it. You started to grow more and more worried.

"Y/n-san, are you okay?" A timid asked besides you. You turned to face the gray-haired weretiger.

"I lost an important item, Atsushi-kun," you informed him, trying to sound calm and composed. Sighing, you placed your elbows on your desk and rested your chin on your hands, staring at the computer with a blank facial expression. Where could it be? Surely you didn't place it anywhere but your desk…

"An item…?"

"Mhm. Sadly," you sighed more. An overwhelming feeling of exhaustion washed over you. "Maybe someone hid it from me. If that is it, then I'm about to pull out a Glock and present the same dream Dazai had desired."

Atsushi gasped, covering his mouth with his hands. He looked at you with shock. "You would do that."

You simply ignored him as you did up from your desk. "I'm going to look for Ranpo. Maybe he can help me."

You looked everywhere to find the best detective in the world. Yes, everywhere. You couldn't find him until an hour later in the weirdest place in the office, the locker.

The sound of crunching was audible as you stared at Ranpo's locker in dismay. What was that sound? The crunching of bones? No, Ranpo would never do that…was Yosano maybe doing something in Ranpo's locker? That wasn't it either…right? Nevertheless, you hesitantly reached out to open the locker. As you slowly opened it, you found a body buried underneath a pile of candy. 

"Oh, Y/n-kun!" Ranpo's head popped out of the pile of candy, a lollipop in his mouth. "You're here!"

"R-Ranpo-san?" You gasped at the sight. Who would do such a childish- oh right, it's Ranpo. Admitly it was kind of cute. The way Ranpo just popped his head out the pile of candy, how nonchalant his voice was, his messy black hair…oh damn your fanboying.

Ranpo sat up, which was hard in the narrowness of the locker. "I suppose you found me! What, did you need something from the best detective in the whole world?" 

Gosh, his voice is so… "Ah yes. I was going to ask if you can find something for me?"

Ranpo clicked his tongue in annoyance. "Haah. Such a pain." He dismissed the request with a dismissive flick of his hand.

You sighed, not wanting to give up. This was a very important item to you. "Ranpo-san, please."

"I don't need to put energy on worthless things like that." Ranpo said stubbornly, tossing the lollipop stick to the side as he opened a chocolate bar.

You bit your lip, not wanting to give up just yet. "Oi, if you find it, I'll take you to a candy store after. That's a promise." 

Ranpo opened his emerald eyes. A smirk painted along his face as his eyes seemed to shine at the idea. "Oh? You make a valid negotiation." He commented, his voice smooth.

You stared at him, a small hopeful smile apparent on your lips. "Do will you?"

"You know how to bribe me, huh?" Ranpo smirked. "How dangerous~"

You blushed slightly, but you huffed and looked away. "Dangerous is how I roll. Now, are you going to figure it out or not, hm?"

Ranpo muttered something under his breath before he slowly grabbed his glasses and placed it on his eyes. He stared at you, making it feel like he was staring directly into your soul. His eyes flickered all over your body, observing the data that was given to him. It felt like he was looking at your search history for some reason.

After what felt eternity (six seconds), he finally smirked smugly and took of his glasses. "I know where your special little item is."

"Really?" You brightened a little. "Great. Where is it then?"

"I'll lead you there, Y/n-kun," Ranpo stood up and shook off any candy that stuck onto him. He stepped out of the locker and walked forward to pat your broad shoulders. He flashed you a charming smile. Damn…that snarky smile of his. "Let's go, shall we?"

"You lead us there?" You scoffed. "Hah. So all of a sudden you're good at directions."

"Oh shut your trap. I've always been good at directions! I'm the best at everything! I'm the best detective out there!" Ranpo walked both of you out of the Armed Detective Agency and into the busy streets of Yokohama.

It was a sunny weekday. Locals and tourists roamed the streets as the two detectives walked aimlessly around the city.

"Oi Ranpo-san. I thought you said you knew where we're going?" You muttered, your eyebrows furrowing.

Ranpo clicked his tongue, looking around at the street signs and buildings. "I know where we're going."

An hour went by and you could swear that you both were walking at random at this point. Ranpo led you to a library, a coffee shop, a park, even a gym, and claimed that it wasn't the place. You asked him many times what the place was called, or even the address, but he always declined your help.

"Ranpo, it's the third time we've seen that statue."

"I'm aware, you impatient man," Ranpo would mutter.

A few moments later you couldn't help but wonder if you were lost. "Uh…are we-"

"Nope. I know where we're going." Ranpo interrupted, continuing to walk forwards. Does he really know though?

Another hour goes by and you both finally stopped at a candy store. It was a red brick building that had rows and rows of candy inside.

"Ranpo…I said I'll treat you to a candy store after you find that item of mine." You stated as he dragged you into the building.

Ranpo turned to you as you both entered the candy shop. There was sour patch, chocolate, lollipops, every candy in the world was in this candy shop. He pointed at a box of candy that was near the cashier.

You walked towards the box of candy, only to find the item you were looking for. "What the- How did it end up here?!" You exclaimed, exasperated.

The detective simply shrugged. This only gave you suspicions of the man. "Ranpo, don't tell me. Did you hide this from me?"

"You have no evidence of that theory!" Ranpo snapped his fingers and stuck his tongue at you, grinning like a child. "Now, this is a date, so pay for the candy!"

He already had a pile of candy in his arms as he smiled at you expectantly. 

"H-haah?" You gawked at him. A date? Was this..planned? I mean…… "Since when was this trip a date?"

"I said it was a date, so that's what it shall be. Besides, you don't mind. I should know, since I know how you feel about me~" Ranpo looked so proud of his words as he gazed at you. He smirked as he watched you blush.

"Eh- You- I- It's- Ahh. You are too smart for your own good," You huffed as you took out your wallet and paid for his candy. You wouldn't admit it out loud, but you were quite happy with the outcome.

You both walked out of the candy store, the lost item safely in your hand as Ranpo snacked on his new bag of candy.

"You are such a trouble one to have," You muttered as you both walked back to the Armed Detective Agency.

Ranpo chuckled, opening his eyes to gaze at you. "I don't want any trouble, but if you were trouble, then I might want you."

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[carbonateds-oda]

happy mothers day to my fav bsd milfs:

fukuzawa, single mother of three divorce children (congrats on winning those custody battles king 🫶)

and ofc odasaku w his orphans (it’s a shame abt that bomb but u did great raising them up until then!!)

last but not least, kunikida who unfortunately got stuck being the mom friend, he loves it though!! (someone pls give that man a vacation)

[evilkaeya]

Can we get ur thoughts on Chuuya? I barely see you talk abt him :\

I don't know if I should be happy for getting a chance to talk about Chuuya or OFFENDED because WHAT DO YOU MEAN you BARELY see ME talk about HIM anyways Chuuya Nakahara is the love of my life 22 years old one of the five executives of the port mafia former partner of Dazai Osamu His ability For the tainted sorrow allows him to manipulate gravity I'm in love with him He's 160cm tall he has fiery auburn hair and heterophobic i mean heterochromic eyes that are stunning blue and brown and i love his slutty waist and strong thighs and absolutely winning smile and pretty hands and strong arms and he's gorgeous and rich and smart and powerful and genius and kind and considering and funny and cool and he's so powerful asgr has to limit his appearance or bsd would've ended in 20 chapters and despite having a horrible childhood where he got used as a lab rat and his weird french brother murdered all his best friends and he saw his own close dissolve to nothing in front of his eyes he's still here and he's thriving and I think he deserves at least 50 hugs a day and all the love in the world and 2 years long vacation and 15 puppies and I love him so much have I mentioned how much I love chuuya nakahara bungou stray dogs he's so perfect no character could ever compare to him he's so fucking gorgeous and perfect and even the creators agree he'd be the best valentine and he helps grandmas cross the road and is a great mentor to akutagawa and a great brother to all the kids and he's the loml and if anything happens to him in canon I'm killing myself and have I told you how much I love Chuuya Nakahara

[mytragedyperson]

Am I delusional for still not being convinced Dazai is dead? Because honestly it looked like everyone was dying and, unless this is the end of BSD I can't really see that being the case? Look I watched it, I saw him get shot in the head but idk I'm not buying it. Maybe I'm just being delusional because he's one of my favourite characters but a huge part of me is saying that unless BSD is wrapping up and this is the end of it, Dazai isn't dead. Honestly they could have probably have a whole ass sad funeral scene and a part of me would still be like mm still don't think he's dead.

Also when I think of dazai dying part of me thinks of the last BSD wan! And the scene where Dazai once again mentions suicide/dying and Atsushi just being like I'd rather you not die at all, and then just staring at him and purely because of that, as long as Atsushi is alive Dazai simply isn't allowed to die. Atsushi has finally stopped seeing abusive orphanage people at his low points. You can't take Dazai from him yet. And honestly you can't put Chuuya through that. I think that, if Chuuya really kills Dazai, it should at least be he himself doing it. Also shoutout to both Dazai and Atsushi seeing their mafia boyfriend as a vampire and both being like I can fix him and then proceeding to be hurt/killed by said mafia boyfriend. Also even controlled vampire Chuuya's go-to move for taking out Dazai is a punch. That's usually not fatal (though it can be) but good for him. Also where the fuck is Mori. Most of his top players are vampires and he's what on vacation or something. Look Mori is a sick fuck, but he's a smart sick fuck and I just think with the current state of things him suddenly appearing to kill Fukuchi wouldn't be all that odd. Also Fukuzawa also not allowed to die. I can't have Ranpo going through it, not allowed. Now if Chuuya could somehow break the vampirism and go help Aya with the whole desk, gravity, sword plan, that would be great. By the way, why have 3 people managed to break into a high security prison and 2 of the prisoners be freed to wander the prison? I know some of them are vampires but come on. Also I'm pretty sure the poison is still a thing but idk how long it's been. All I know is its been a chaotic however many minutes. The fact that most if not all of these episodes are happening in one day is insane. Also Sigama better be alive. And Jouno.

[nekos-nightmare]

BSD Dazai Osamu x Reader: Summer Vacation.

The story was based on the Bungo Mayoi Card- 0316 Dazai Osamu: Summer Vacation and the time is two years after he left the Mafia.

You guys can look for the story here: https://bsdmayoi.fandom.com/wiki/0316_Dazai_Osamu

It's just an old draft so not good and my health is quite bad, after getting better, I will start to focus on writing more.

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After many days off, and relaxing on the beach, the holiday is finally over. Time passed so quickly, yet the night had fallen to cover the coast, leaving all the bustle of the morning left with an unusually quiet landscape.

While everyone is enjoying the last day of the holiday, you feel a bit empty. Turns out Dazai was gone, normally it's at times like this that Dazai is the one to make things busier but where is he now? A little worried, you search the room, asking each person but no one knows where he went. Suddenly, you subconsciously look out the window, towards the bright moonlight in the night, and you immediately realize that there is a familiar figure in the distance standing in the cold seawater.

You quickly put on a thin coat and ran out quickly, looking for that person's shadow. You just kept walking along the beach, walking without knowing when it was too far from the hotel, but strangely, you didn't feel scared at all about it. All you do is let the moonlight guide your way to finding that person.

Finally, you come to a rather deserted area, perhaps because few people are passing by but the trees around are tall, and all over the sand are seashells, snail shells, and starfish that were hit by the waves. The scene looks romantic but full of sad feelings.

You finally found him.

In the distance, Dazai was in the middle of the sea, he kept walking until the water level was a little higher than his ankles before stopping. Dazai holds small fireworks in his hands, lights them up, and then gently swings his arms, the rays of light from the fireworks shoot out with his gentle movements, combined with the starry night sky that looks like [Fireworks are falling along with the stars].

Dazai's eyes were constantly glued to those rays of light, even though he was smiling, his gaze was a bit lonely. That scene made your heart burn like fire, you tried to walk to him step by step, despite the waves that seemed to stop you along with the bone-chilling water in the middle of the night.

Fortunately, the waves are not too strong, so you can easily overcome them. You stopped when you were only a few feet away from Dazai, standing looking at his lonely back in the middle of the sea. Dazai's eyes were still focused on the light trails of the fireworks, reflecting the rays of light like a mirror, as if it were reflecting the starry night sky.

"Dazai..."

He suddenly jumped when he heard your voice calling his name. It seems to be because his mind has merged with the ocean, to the point where he no longer realizes that you are near. Seeing his surprised face makes you more nervous because Dazai rarely shows that kind of expression.

"(Y/N), you shouldn't be here, you'll catch a cold," Dazai replied, his voice a little shaky, his face seeming to relax a little.

"I'm not that weak, you're the one who shouldn't be here in the middle of the night.."

"I'm just enjoying the beauty of this beach, it's just that it reminds me of some memories."As soon as Dazai finished his reply, you immediately realized he was thinking about his old friends, unfortunately, one of them is no longer in this world.

Dazai reached out his arm, gently patting you on the head. Feeling the warmth from his palm, you feel a lot lighter inside. Suddenly, his hand is intertwined with yours, holding it tightly, and the other hand moves as if drawing something in the air:

" When I wave this sparkler around, I can write and draw things in the sky. Do you know what I just wrote?

“No, how could I have guessed when you were moving so fast?” You giggled because Dazai looked like a child playing with his toy.

“Then I will slow it down this time.”

[ I love you.]

Your cheeks start to blush, but you quickly realize the difference, you pout:

“Stop teasing me, obviously this is a different word right?”

“Because this is for you, it was a secret just now.” Dazai chuckled, pulling your body into a tight hug.

Your body is now filled with this sweetness, and your hands are on Dazai's cheeks, giving a warm smile.

"Don't worry, I will never leave you."

Dazai's heart is now a bit heavy mixed with happiness. Because two years ago, he used to have fun on this beach with two old friends with the hope that the joy would last forever, but it never came true. He is afraid that one day you will be like them and will leave him from this world.

Dazai hugs you tighter, his feelings are getting stronger, he wants to scream or cry like a child, and wants to be comforted by you. He wants to be relieved of the pain that he has endured by sharing with you his burden, but he is also afraid that it would affect you.

The space is very gloomy now, just two people hugging each other in the middle of the sea, the waves are no longer rushing like before, the sea wind howls, through each rock crevice as if singing, and the moon is bright and the stars are shining down as if blessing you and him.

Suddenly a voice came from afar, maybe other people were looking for the two of you, you went out for too long without telling the others, so it's natural for them to worry. You hurriedly pulled Dazai's hand to the shore to find your way back. Seeing that, he carefully carried you into his arms like a princess and moved quickly to avoid other people's eyes.

“Shall we take in the stars with a drink?”

"All right." You gently stroked his hair, thinking that sometimes it's okay to indulge him a little bit.