#poor tachihara needs a vacation day lmao

[karmicpunishment]

love the idea of tachihara sending in mission reports/status updates to the rest of the hunting dogs. they vary between the mundane reports of typical day to days to the absolutely batshit things we know yokohama thrives on.

like they get things like “another failed black lizard attempt to storm the ada office where i purposefully didn’t hit anyone with my bullets while pretending i was trying before getting thrown out a window by a 14 year old” (this is normal) or detailing an assassination assignment or a weapons deal, interspersed with reports like “just had to fight my own ability. there was a fucking dragon in the sky.”

[iglowshroom]

Alright who’s gonna write the fic. Please I need tachihara just casually mentioning the dead apple incident and the rest of the hunting dogs going like “dude tf”

love the idea of tachihara sending in mission reports/status updates to the rest of the hunting dogs. they vary between the mundane reports of typical day to days to the absolutely batshit things we know yokohama thrives on.

like they get things like “another failed black lizard attempt to storm the ada office where i purposefully didn’t hit anyone with my bullets while pretending i was trying before getting thrown out a window by a 14 year old” (this is normal) or detailing an assassination assignment or a weapons deal, interspersed with reports like “just had to fight my own ability. there was a fucking dragon in the sky.”