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Dog's gotta brush too, dude.
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Meliodas and Elizabeth in unison: Did you brush your teeth kiddo/sweetheart?
Tristan: Ummmm I donât rememberâŚ
Meliodas: Well go brush them again then bud.
Tristan groaning: Awww papa do I have too??
Meliodas: Only if you want your teeth to rot I guessâŚ
Tristan: Ok Mama can just heal them!
Elizabeth: My magic doesnât work on teeth piglet, only the tooth fairy can fix your teeth, but if she does that then she doesnât give you anymore money for your favorite treats
Tristan: Well I donât like the tooth fairy, she sounds like a grouch!
Meliodas mumbling: Yea well sheâs not gunna be the only grouch if you donât hurry up and brush your teeth kidâŚ
Tristan: Why hasnât papa brushed his teeth yet! His breath smells awful! Like booze again!
Elizabeth turning to Meliodas and lifting her left eyebrow: Yes why hasnât papa brushed his teeth hmmm?
Meliodas: Because I make enough money to pay the tooth fairy to pay Tristan for brushing their teeth!
Tristan: Well Iâm not gunna brush if papa doesnât brush!
Meliodas shrugging: Fair is fair I guess. Lets go piglet come on!
Meliodas throws a giggling Tristan over his shoulder and marches his way to the bathroom
#4kota#7ds#meliodas#mokushiroku no yonkishi#sds#tristan#nnt#lol#cute#love#elizabeth#funny#teeth#brush yo teeth#brush teeth#tooth fairy#tooth
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I wonder why this shit would get cancelled, it couldnât be because of the rampant r*pe, beastiality and other depraved shit! Of course not!
Yall got no room 2 judge eachother but i got room to judge you! Also âweâre sickos and weâre proudâ shut your corny ass up @bleachdeadbunny â ď¸ you really are proud to be fetishizing S@ huh?
Too busy wacking eachother off to be mean â ď¸
#Silviaâs talk#degrees of lewdity#BRUSH YOUR TEETH BRUSH YOUR TEETH BRUSH YO GODDAMN TEETH#tumblr fyp#fyp#spread awareness
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we need to talk about how much Bi Han is a HATER this era like goddamn dude be happy about something FUCK
#like he just wakes up and just starts HATIN on everything and everyone#like ain't even brush yo teeth yet and you already hatin my lord#bi han#sub zero#mortal kombat#mortal kombat 1
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u should eat a lot of milk chocolate candy this halloween because milk will help u grow taller trust
I can't eat that many sweets they make my teeth hurt
#take him yo the dentisy PLEASE#he clearly ate more than the golden country kids in the dungeon but considering his house and mental state#he was NOT brushing his teeth bro#ask#anon
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Itâs his first time đ
#the amazing digital circus jax#the amazing digital circus#jax#clean yo teeth#brush brush#doodle#art#drawing
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i'm crying why were they brushing their teeth on the way to the fansign
#DHAKFHJA how did this happen#were they brushing their teeth and the staff was like YO COME ON WE GOTTA GO RIGHT NOW
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Me feeling bad for not doing more toothbrushing work with the dogs and just providing raw bones for the majority of dental work
*sees what the average personâs dogâs teeth look like*
*looks at yoshis white ass teeth*
Yknow I think weâre doing fine
#both their teeth are fine#every now and then o think I see tartar on yos molars#so I brush it#and worry#but a week later itll be gone#nice white clean teefs#I just feel like Iâve gotten lucky like#yes meaty bones do a lot of good but like#idk I feel like Iâm supposed to be brushing and Iâm not so something must be wrong#but the teeth are fine
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okay but "teeth meat" just woke me the fuck up what
Inside each teef, is a whole lot of meaf
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TIME TO REMIND PEOPLE!: BRUSH YO GAWDDAM HAIR!
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Both are twenty, degradation n praise, overstimulation. reader is cockdrunk n has a high sex drive :3 Not proofread!!!.
âSâgood Yujiii Soo good, Mmm! Can feel your cock throbbing inside of me, ohh fuckkk!â you moaned out through gritted teeth, too caught up enjoying how deliciously his achy, abused cock was repeatedly curving into your sensitive g-spot over and over just the exact way you intended it to. You canât even remember how long itâs been and well frankly you donât really care. Too distracted by the overwhelming pleasure you're receiving by frantically bouncing your ass on his swollen cock.
âF-fuckkk, youâre so greedy baby Goddd, you look so sexy like this!â he huffed, letting out breathless curseâhis fingernails digging into the plushy sides of your bouncing ass as goosebumps and adrenaline coursed through his bulging veins. Heâs trying his very fucking best to keep up with you but God you were killing him. It got so bad that youâre more of a filthy sex fiend than he was in the past few overestimating days. Not that he was complaining but the way youâd randomly grab him by the shirtâfucking wrinkling it and pulling him into the clustered janitor closet just to feel his hard dick in your slobbering cunt at school with him pushed up against the cool wall and you manically throwing your bouncing ass back at him eagerly like little cock-hungry slutâforcing every last drop of cum from his thick balls to drain out into your horny pussy then pouncing on him four more times throughout the day at home has become a bit overwhelmingâŚheâs trying his best to keep up with your crazy ass sex drive but fuck he was shooting blanks at this point.
His sweat-covered pinky bangs tickled his forehead as the moonlight from the illumining window glistened onto his milky abs. He bit his lips so many times that he probably ruined his gums by now, in a futile attempt to restrain his perverted urges at the way your tits were bouncing in fast circles. Heâs sooo tempted to grab and fondle them but itâs like he canât even control his own fucking body.
âOhooo fuck! Youâre stretching me so good around you Yuji, fuck I love youâLooove your cock so muchhh baby!â You cried out, tears welling up in your eyes as his pink tuffs of slick covered pubic hair grazes against your sticky clitâmaking the pleasure even more intense as more and more creamy rings formed at the base of his pretty cock.
They were hearts in Yujiâs eyes seeing just how much his little horny slut of a girlfriend was creaming on him, seeing you so desperate and addicted to his cock like a brainless zombie whore unlocked something primal inside of him that he never thought existed. He fucking loved being your human dildo to fuck yourself on, the thought of it made his cock throb feverishly right against your gushing, gummy walls.
âJesusâmmmph! Youâre such a nasty slut. Ohh shit-, is my cock all you ever fucking think about baby? bet you couldn't even last a day without my cock being up this needy, little pussy yeah?â His groans along with his filthy mouth filled the air as he gropes both of your fleshy ass cheeksâhis fingers purposely kneading into it pervertedly as he feels you up like a creep.
You felt the mushroom tip of his length brushing against the depths of your cervix as you clamped around him harder, you playfully smirked down at him as you bent down slightly towards him to grab his bicepsâmoaning sweetly as you felt them flexing against your touch. âY-yess! Need your cock inside of me at all times Yuji, gonna make me lose my mind, hnngh!â
âYeahhh? My cock making you that dumb baby??â His sultry voice is weighed with exhaustion as he grants you a fucked-out smile. âYuji, Yuji mâgonna cum again, fuckfuckfuck yessss!â
You continued bouncing faster and fasterâgrinding your hips against him fervently in the process to make it even more intense causing you to spasm around his girth, you canât see it, but you are 100% sure his entire cock is covered in your cream. You can feel it.
Your head falls back, the strands of your hair cascading down like a waterfall. your lips parting to release loud, needy moans that mingled in the air as Yuji gazed up at you in awe, seeing you like this was one of his favorite things. You were such a mindless slut for his dick and he enjoyed it.
âI- mâcummming!â You cried out in a certain tone that was like filthy music to his ears, your cunt pulsated around his jumpy cock as streams of liquid gushed out of you, spurting every fucking where, on the bed sheets, spattering on Yujiâs abs, his thighs everywhere. Your body trembles as you try to process everything. You fucking came and squirted at the same time.
âDid you just-â
âI-â was all you could let out before you felt the wind getting knocked out of you as Yuji suddenly gripped your branded ass thatâs filled with his handprints and lifted his legs up a bit, thrusting with constrained force and fucking his throbbing, soaked cock into you with vigor. The lewd, nasty sound of âplah plah plah!â reverberated throughout the room your hands clutching the pillows tightly beside him, overwhelmed by the intense sensations.
âYujiii, stop fuck! Too muchâtooo muchhâ you screamed in a frenzy. your thighs shivering as he relentlessly thrust deeper, splitting open your cunt even more with his animalistic pace. His pistoning cock brushes further against your sweet spots as it twitches inside of you. His poor, fucked out cock sooo desperate to cum.
âSuch a lil fucking slut for squirting on me like that babyâGod Iâm gonna stuff you sooo full after this, itâll be entwined into your slutty fucking brainsâ
You were so fucked out you couldnât even fucking register what the hell he was babbling about.
It was so fucking nasty and hot, the scent of raw sex filled the air as both of your moans echoed throughout the room, at this point your eyes were rolling to the back of your skull in ecstasy as you were being overstimulated, your pussy pouring more juices onto his cock as beads of sweat glistened on his entire body.
âMâcumming mâcumming mâcumming Godddd love this fucking pussy!!â His hoarse voice exclaimed as he bit his lips, thick gooey ropes of warm cum filling up your womb as the two of you cried out in unison. You were so full, every inch of your pussy was stuffed so full of just Yuji, Yuji, Yuji. Youâd be surprised if you werenât actually braindead from his cock by now.
Your body collapsed on his sticky skin and you landed on his toned chest. both of you attempt to regulate your breaths as you cockwarmed his soft cock. Unfortunately Succumbing to exhaustion, you both drifted off to sleep in that position but within the next three hours, you were fucking him again.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk smut#jjk yuuji#yuji x female reader#yuuji smut#yuji smut#itadori yuuji#jjk itadori#itadori smut#itadori x reader#yuji itadori#choso kamo#choso smut#choso x female reader#choso x reader#jjk megumi#megumi fushiguro#megumi jjk#megumi imagine#megumi x female reader#megumi x reader#megumi smut#jujutsu kaisen megumi#gojo satoru#toji smut#kento nanami#suguru geto#geto suguru#gojo smut
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c/w: bf!rafe being obsessed with readerâs tits while sheâs riding him, use of daddy, Topper texts in the middle of it, fluffy undertones
18+ mdni!
wc: 740
inspired by this ask
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âJust like that, Baby. There you go,â Rafe pants while heâs pawing at her waist as she stretches around him tucked deep inside her; hitting the spongy spot inside her with every roll of her hips on top of him on their couch.Â
Their moans and grunts echo around the living room and a brief thought about him having to be somewhere else crosses his mind when he blinks. However, itâs quickly forgotten when his eyes flicker over to her tits bouncing up and down right in front of his face; enticing him, tempting him like cocaine.Â
Therefore, he has no choice but to let his fingers greedily pluck at the straps of her tank top; letting them fall down her shoulders and exposing her tits for his hungry mouth. He gropes the left one with his big hand and sloppily mouths at the other; pressing open-mouthed kisses on the plump flesh, soft lips brushing against her sensitive skin.
âShit, theyâre fucking perfect, huh?â His words are slurred, eyes half-lidded and he thinks he could stay like this forever.Â
She lets out a loud noise when he sucks her nipple between his lips; tongue playing with the puffy bud and rolling his thumb over the other one.Â
âYeah? That feel nice? Needed Daddy to pay some attention to his girls?â He croons against her tits; breath tickling her tender skin.
She whimpers in response, fluttering around his cock that presses harder into her tight hole when he lifts his own hips upwards; helping her out when he notices her thighs beginning to grow sore.Â
He nuzzles his face against her breasts; groaning out against her skin when she squeezes around him, hands grabbling at his biceps in their pursuit of some form of solidity.Â
âTaking me so well, huh?â He laves his tongue over a nipple before heâs grazing his teeth against it; playfully biting down and eliciting an overwhelmed shriek from her.Â
âRayâŚâ she whines, feeling her orgasm approaching with each thrust of his hips meeting her own.Â
âHm?â He hums around the button but before she can open her mouth, his phone buzzes on the couch cushion next to them.Â
He doesnât even hear it; far too bewitched by her body for anything else to drift to the forefront of his mind. It vibrates with another message soon after and thatâs when she turns to look at the screen that lights up with four new notifications.Â
âItâs Topper,â she mumbles, halting her movements momentarily.Â
âHuh?â His question is muffled against her flesh.Â
âHeâs texting you,â she picks up the phone and hands it to him.Â
âDonât really give a shit,â he tries to dismiss her, hands grabbing at her hips and trying to get her to continue moving but she stays rooted in her spot.Â
âYou should answer, maybe itâs important,â she insists, tone unwavering.Â
âTop has never texted me about anything important,â he argues, pulling away from her with a crease between his brows; tentatively taking the device and flitting his eyes over the words. Â
Top
Yo Rafe
Where are u?Â
Me and Kelce are waiting for u at the island clubÂ
U coming or?Â
âYouâre such a little devil, yeah? Made me forget about my fucking plans,â he murmurs teasingly; squeezing her thigh as he types out a response.
Shit, my bad
Kinda busy playing w my girls atm
Topperâs answer is immediate.Â
Top
What girls?
Oh..
She looks down at the messages when a chuckle rumbles from his chest.Â
âRafe, why would you say that?â She complains with a pout molding her mouth. However, he merely offers her an infuriating grin as he locks the device, about to throw it on the coffee table before her fingers wrap around his wrist.Â
âWait, youâre not gonna say anything else?â She sounds almost worried, never the one to enjoy being rude to others.Â
He thinks sheâs too much of a polite sweetheart sometimes as he playfully rolls his eyes; fingers reluctantly gliding over the keyboard once again.
Maybe next time?Â
Top
Yeah, whatever. Have fun
âHappy now?â He scrunches his nose at her, turning the do not disturb mode on before finally setting the phone down and gracing her with his undivided attention once more.Â
âVery happy,â her smile is contagious when she takes ahold of his jaw; leaning down to press a honeyed kiss on his lips and swallowing his grunt when she shifts against him in a thank you.
#was supposed to study but wrote this instead...#bf!rafe#rafe cameron#rafe imagine#rafe obx#rafe outer banks#rafe smut#rafe x reader#outerbanks rafe#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron smut#rafe fic#rafe cameron obx#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe fanfiction#rafe cameron outer banks#obx smut#rafe cameron x you#rafe cameron x female reader#rafe cameron x y/n#obx fic#obx#obx fanfiction#outer banks#outer banks fanfiction#rafe cameron blurb
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my guy's been playing his silly little game for four hours straight. not that i have any room to talk considering how much time i spend playing games. but i'm cranky and i want attention
#â˘âËâš đŠˇâĽrubyâĽyoďźide yo !!#also yeah... i haven't been playing genshin these past two days#i'm just thoroughly demoralized knowing i'm likely to only get venti or albedo and not both of them this year#i've also been overwhelmed with irl stuff these days#and the looming cloud of depression over my head is still making its presence known#i guess i tend to turn to shiny sparkly idols when i'm feeling this specific brand of shitty#maybe i'm trying to force dopamine into my system for a few seconds of respite from the constant dull pain#this is the point where i should be making a checklist of ridiculously simple tasks to do mechanically so i feel more like a person#shit like brushing my teeth and stuff. even though it's an unusual time of the day to do itďźrn i feel like i need it#honestly i should just take a fucking nap. i didn't get nearly enough sleep last night#but if i don't do The Things i feel gross and i'll feel worse after i wake up#but if i don't take a nap now then i'll be unable to fall asleep after i do The Things so i just have to live through the day bleary-eyed#why am i like this
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LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME LOVERâJJK MEN.
â. jjk men showing you how much they love you. | wc. 2k+
tags. fem!reader, window sex, possessive behavior, mirror sex, oral sex, public sex, pregnancy, fingering, praise kink, size kink
featuring. gojo, nanami, geto
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⏠GOJO
He doesnât think youâve looked more breath-taking than you do right then, humming softly to the music on the radio while painting your toenails, the last stretch of daylight kissing your exposed knees through the window. Youâre so lost in your own little world that you donât notice him watching you.
The important emails on his phone go unanswered, saved for another day when youâre not there to distract him. You stretch your smooth legs to inspect your work and glance across the living room to give him one of those soft smiles that sends warmth through his middle.
âWhat do you think?â you ask, little sunflower yellow toes flexing on the coffee table.Â
âTheyâre pretty, baby.â
Another smile stretches across your face, that full lower lip caught between your teeth. âYou think so?â
âPositive.â His phone lies forgotten on the cushion beside him, and he leans back to make room for you. âCome here.â
His eyes make a lazy trail up from your delicate ankle bone to the soft slope of your collarbone that peeks out from one of his t-shirts as you walk towards him, getting his fill until his fingers itch to touch and retrace the invisible path.Â
Gojo canât help it. Heâs struck by the sight of you.
He wishes he could trap the shocked and delighted sound you make when he pulls you into his lap, keep it tucked away in the untainted nooks and crannies for him to return to later. A little melody on repeat for the days he feels undeserving of such sweet things, how he treads the fine line of corrupting that wide-eyed innocence you have of the world.
Still. Still, the truth is, heâs a little greedy, and he doesnât really care how bad of a person that makes him.
Everyone looks up to him in some way. Nobody ever called him a saint.Â
Gojo works out more of those soft soundsâpressing you against the chilly, tall windows in the living room, fist in your hair, and his mouth attached to the long column of your throatâthat make his mouth go dry. Your back arches to ease the way he fucks up into you, tits brushing up against the glass, and he loves how the distant city lights below shimmer around you like a halo.
A high-pitched whimper, sharp breaths fogging over the window. ââToru people can see.â
He doesnât think heâll ever tire of how your soft and silky little cunt sucks him inâwrapped up all warm and wet around his cockâcursing under his breath when he tells you he doesnât care. Youâre his, anyway.Â
âLet them see,â he grunts into your neck, teeth catching along your skin before licking at the vulnerable spot above your pulse. âLet them see how I fuck you because they canât have you.â
Gojo can barely control himself at the mere idea that anyone would ever think they could. Heâll be the last and only one to know how you turn into a fucking vice when he hits particularly deepâhow you shake like a leaf, legs coltish, after he makes you cum hard.Â
⏠GETO
It feels like the epitome of terrible days: from the tomato stain on your skirt to your boss forcing deadlines down your throat and surprising Suguru at work only to find a pretty, willowy brunette sitting on the corner of his desk, her hand resting on a stack of graded papers, and fluttering her long lashes at him.Â
The final nail in the coffin (a stupid nail, but a hammered-down nail nonetheless) is how she laughs and touches his arm, and Suguru doesnât brush her off. He actually laughs back, all perfectly straight teeth on display and eyes crinkling at the corners. One of those heart-stopping smiles stretching across his face that you foolishly thought were all yours.Â
Suddenly, you wonder if it was out of obligation that made him compliment you that morning in your dressâlook at you, a kiss to your cheek, Iâm going to fucking ruin youâa perfunctory greeting after being together so long (like making coffee or picking out paint), to make you feel better, or if he meant itâ
A tap with sticky fingers to your cheek. âCâmon, watch.âÂ
You feel like youâre looking from the outside in, a spectator with a front-row seat that has your breath catching in your throat at the sight of his spit-slick chin and cheeks resting against the crease where thigh meets hip. He gives you a syrupy grin that tightens something in your stomach like a screw.Â
âNot me,â he says, words laced with amusement.Â
Hesitantly, your gaze trails up from his to the floor-length mirror perched in front of the bed, and what you see has your fingers sinking into the sheets.Â
You can hardly pull your eyes away from how your leg looks draped across his broad, muscular back, making you look so small even though you sit above him. And itâs like Suguru knows what youâre seeing because his grin grows wider.Â
âSee, look how perfect you are. That woman in the mirror is so fucking pretty, I canât believe I get to tell everyone sheâs mine.â His thumb parts you open for his mouth. âWhy would you think you look otherwise, huh?â
âIâŚdonât know,â you whisper, head a fuzzy mess of weak excuses that evaporate before they even have a chance to make it onto your tongue.
âHm, thatâs not a good enough answer.âÂ
Your hips twitch when he noses at your clit.Â
âAwe, I bet that feels good, huh? Iâm gonna show you what happens when you talk bad about my pretty baby,â then he sucks it into his mouth, making you squeal.
He canât blame you for squeezing your eyes shut at the slick, hot pressure dragging through your foldsâshaky fingers tightening in Suguruâs long, dark hair. It feels equally like everything and not nearly enough until he suddenly pulls away, taking that jittery feeling in your belly with him.
âWhyâd youââ
âIf you look away, I stop.â He chuckles lightly at the little pout you give him before his lips suck at the tender spot near the crease of your thigh, âso watch.â
⏠NANAMI
After lunch, he drags you across the street where thereâs a park for him to set up a picnic blanket under a tree. Kento rests his head on your lap, slipping an arm around your waist and rubbing the sore spot in your lower back from being on your feet for too long.Â
Itâs all very innocent: him kissing your round pregnant belly, you running your fingers through his soft hair and talking about the latest work gossip.Â
You hum when you feel his fingers crawl up your thigh, slowly at first and with no destination, just soft, aimless circles here and there, until the calloused pad of his thumb skirts over the front of your underwear, making you jerk with a small squeak.
âKento,â you giggle, fingers tightening in his hair.Â
He smiles at the scandalized look spreading across your face and leans forward to press another kiss against your stomach.
"Do you trust me?" he asks, hand pushing up your dress.Â
You glance around the park to see if anyone is paying attention to the two of youâan elderly couple feeding the ducks frozen peas by the pond, a mother and father playing with their giggling daughter in the grass, college kids throwing a frisbee, all far enough away to be out of earshot (but thatâs not the real problem here)âbefore you look back at your husband.Â
âW-what?â you sputter, wide-eyed realization taking over.
He presses another open-mouthed kiss to your thigh. âDo you trust me?â
A soft whine slips past your teeth, the hand not in his hair curling into the blanket. âBut everyone will notice because IâmâIâmââ
(A beached whale. An air balloon. A carnival-sized melon. You get the gist.)
âGorgeous.â He smooths a hand over your bump, open-fondness radiating across his features, the subtle hint of possessiveness there making you shiver. âYou look so fucking gorgeous with my baby growing inside you. Let me take care of you.â
âB-butââ
Everything else melts away to the pulsing heat between your legs and your husband groaning from the wetness he finds there. Your shaky thighs fall open wider when his fingers hook under the edge of your underwear (unflattering things worn for comfort over sexual appeal), pulling them aside to run his fingers through your slick seam.Â
Pregnancy brain clouds your judgment, and before you can think twice about your actions, how you definitely shouldnât let Kento eat you out in the middle of a public park, you nod your head.Â
His lips ghost over the tender flesh of your upper thigh. "I need to hear you say it."
Itâs a low and shaky yes that has his fingers finally sinking into you to the third knuckle, steadily pumping in and out of you. You buck down onto his hand, trying to bite back the moan threatening to alert everyone in the park of the head under your skirt.
âYouâre going to cum for me, just like this,â Kento tells you, voice muffled by a layer of powder blue cotton. âAlright, darling?âÂ
#gojo x reader#gojo smut#gojo x you#gojo satoru smut#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#geto x you#geto smut#geto x reader#nanami x you#nanami smut#nanami x reader#jjk smut#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jujutsu kaisen smut#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#.things i write
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yall if youre doinh somethinv, and a vocie in your brain says "omg youll finish tonorrorw" DON'T listen to ir. thats the dviel speakinf
#BRUSH your teeth Right Fucking Now DONT say it wont hurt to not brush your teeth one night YOU WILL DIE.#AND finish your homework befor goin to sleep. youll regrey it tpmororw#i MEAN. if you dont yiu will regret it. if you do it youll be haopy tomrorow#''IM SO EEPY RN I DONT WANNA VRUSH MY TEEHT'' stfu go bruhs yo damn teeth <- me to myself rn btw
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Under The Mistletoe | B. B.
Pairings: Bucky Barnes x F! Reader Themes: Fake relationship, forced proximity, enemies-to-lovers(ish), rom-com Summary: When your meddling family wonât stop asking about you love life, you roped your arch-nemesis Bucky into pretending to be your boyfriend for Christmas dinner at your parents house. It was pay back for the massive favor he owes you, so he had no choice but to agree. A/N : This oneshot is part of my 4K Follower christmas themed celebration. I hope you enjoy this first one! Thank you so much for reading my stories! Dividers by @saradika-graphics
The smell of pine and cinnamon wafts through the air as you adjust the cuffs of your sweater, glaring at the man currently making himself at home in your parentsâ living room. James Buchanan Barnesâyour nemesis, your tormentor, the human equivalent of a lump of coalâlounges on the couch like heâs been a part of your family for years. Your mom already adores him.
âJames, more eggnog?â she chirps, holding out a festive mug.
âOf course,â Bucky replies with a smile so charming, you almost believe itâs real. Almost.
You, on the other hand, are clinging to your sanity by the thinnest strand of tinsel. Heâs only here because he owes you. Big time. And because your family wonât stop asking when youâll finally settle down and find someone âworth bringing home for Christmas.â
When you roped Bucky into this charade, you expected the bare minimum. A few fake smiles. Maybe holding your hand once or twice. What you did not expect was him waltzing in here, winning over your family, and actually knowing things about you.
âY/N hates marshmallows in her hot chocolate,â Bucky says smoothly, stopping your dad mid-scoop. âSheâs all about the whipped cream.â
You freeze in the doorway, clutching a tray of cookies like a lifeline. How does he know that? You never even told him that. Your dad raises an eyebrow at you, impressed, while you try to recover from the shock.
âRight,â you stammer, narrowing your eyes at Bucky. âBecause youâre so attentive.â
He smirks, the twinkle in his eye more annoying than any Christmas light youâve ever seen. âItâs a gift.â
Ă Ă Ă Ă
The cozy living room, aglow with soft Christmas lights, feels oppressively warm. Not because of the crackling fire or the wool socks your mom forced everyone to wear, but because Buckyâs presence next to you is positively suffocating. His thigh, firm and annoyingly warm, is pressed against yours, and every time he shifts, your nerves jolt like a live wire.
âYouâre twitching again,â Bucky murmurs under his breath, leaning closer so his lips almost brush your ear. âRelax. If you keep acting like this, your momâs going to think I broke your heart or something.â
âMaybe I should tell her youâre insufferable, so she kicks you out,â you snap, voice low enough not to disturb the room. Your family is fully engrossed in Elf, but you swear Buckyâs gaze burns hotter than the fire.
âGo ahead,â he whispers back, his breath warm against your skin. âIâm her favorite now, you know.â
You resist the urge to stab him with the candy cane youâve been holding for the last ten minutes. Instead, you muster your sweetest fake smile and clap your hands. âWell, Mom, itâs getting late, and I think Bucky has a long drive ahead of himââ
Your mom, standing with a tray of cookies like some sort of Christmas matriarch, freezes mid-step.Â
âWhat?â she exclaims, her eyes wide and full of betrayal. âYouâre not staying, Bucky? But I prepared Y/Nâs room for the two of you!â
The room goes dead silent.
Buckyâs head swivels toward you so fast, you hear a faint crack.Â
âShe didnât tell me about that,â he says, his voice strangled with barely concealed panic. He offers you a nervous chuckle, scratching the back of his neck. âDidnât know weâd be, uh, bunking together.â
You grit your teeth, your face burning hotter than the fireplace. âThatâs because I didnât know,â you hiss, shooting a glare at your mom that could melt Frosty the Snowman.
âHow could you make your boyfriend drive all the way out here just to send him back into the snow?â your mom demands, hands on her hips like a Christmas tyrant. âAbsolutely not. Heâs staying. Come on, Bucky, Iâll show you two to your room.â
âOur room?â you squeak, but your mom is already bustling out of the room, and Bucky, to your utter horror, is rising from the couch to follow her.
He pauses just long enough to lean down and mutter, âThis just got a whole lot more interesting, sweetheart.â The grin he flashes is wolfish, and you resist the urge to throttle him with your flannel sleeve.
The room is straight out of a Hallmark Christmas special. The fireplace is lit, the bed is perfectly made with a festive quilt and decorative pillows, and the faint smell of pine fills the air. Thereâs even mistletoe hanging in the corner, mocking you.
Bucky steps in, glancing around, his expression caught somewhere between amusement and terror.Â
âWow,â he says, stuffing his hands in his pockets. âCozy.â
Your mom claps her hands together, beaming. âI knew you two would love it. Oh, and donât worry, honey, I put the extra pillows in the closet in case you need them.â She winks at you, winks, before spinning on her heel and leaving you to your doom.
The moment the door clicks shut, you whirl on Bucky. âDonât say a word.â
He holds up his hands in mock surrender, but the smirk tugging at his lips betrays him.Â
âOh, I wouldnât dream of it, doll,â he drawls, wandering over to the bed and plopping down on it like he owns the place. He stretches out, arms behind his head, and sighs dramatically. âComfy. Weâre gonna have a great night.â
You stare at him, horrified. âYouâre sleeping on the floor.â
He raises an eyebrow, patting the quilt beside him. âI donât think your mom would approve.â
You throw a decorative pillow at his face, which he catches with infuriating ease. âThis is all your fault.â
âMy fault? Youâre the one who dragged me here.â
âYou owed me!â
âAnd Iâm paying you back,â he says with a grin, tossing the pillow back at you. âWith interest, apparently.â
You groan, pinching the bridge of your nose. âI cannot believe this is happening.â
Bucky leans forward, his grin softening just a touch. âRelax, Y/N. Itâs just one night. Iâll be on my best behavior.â
Somehow, that promise doesnât reassure you in the slightest. You glare at him one last time before grabbing a blanket from the closet and stomping to the couch by the fireplace.
âWhere are you going?â he calls after you.
âTo sleep.â
âSuit yourself.âÂ
You donât have to look to know heâs smirking again. You grab another pillow and resist the urge to launch it at his stupidly handsome face.
Merry Christmas, indeed.
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The fire had long since died, leaving the room shrouded in a cold that no amount of decorative holiday cheer could banish. Youâd been curled up on the couch under a threadbare blanket that smelled faintly of cinnamon and humiliation for hours, but now you were shivering so hard you were worried your teeth might chatter loud enough to wake the whole house.
You shot a death glare at Bucky, sprawled out on the bed like a smug prince in his flannel pajamas, the quilt pulled up to his chin. The nerve of him actually letting you sleep on the couch while he hogged the bed like he didnât owe you his very existenceâor at least this ridiculous favor.
Finally, when your toes felt like icicles and you were seriously debating setting your pride on fire just to warm up, you caved. You untangled yourself from the blanket, muttering curses under your breath, and tiptoed toward the bed.
It would have been stealthy. It would have been smooth. Except your foot made direct, agonizing contact with the solid oak footboard.
Pain exploded through your toe, and you bit back a screech so feral you probably looked like a Christmas banshee. Instead, you crumpled to the floor, clutching your foot and mouthing a stream of silent profanities that would make Santa's naughty list blush.
âMother Fâ!â you hissed at yourself, wincing as you hobbled the rest of the way to the bed. You crawled onto the empty side like some kind of injured burglar, trying to be as silent as possible. Your toe throbbed in time with your heartbeat, but you focused on one thing: the warm cocoon of blankets just inches away.
Finally, you slid under the covers, sighing as the heat from the quilt enveloped you. Bliss. Sweet, sweet bliss. Maybe Bucky wouldnât even noticeâ
âCouldâve just asked, you know.â
You nearly launched yourself out of the bed in shock, your heart leaping into your throat. âWhat theâ!â you whisper-screeched, clutching the quilt to your chest.
Buckyâs voice, low and laced with amusement, drifted through the darkness. âI was awake the whole time.â
âYouâ!â Words failed you as your face burned with embarrassment. âThen why didnât you say anything?!â
âI was curious how far youâd go before giving up.â You could hear the grin in his voice.
âYouâre the worst.â
âDebatable. I didnât laugh when you stubbed your toe.â
âYou heard that?!â
âSweetheart, I think the neighbours heard that.â His shoulders shook with silent laughter as you stared at him, outraged.
âI hate you,â you snapped, yanking the quilt tighter around you and turning your back on him.
But before you could stew in your annoyance, you felt a hand reach over and pull part of the blanket from you, wrapping it snugly around your side. You froze as his voice softened, amusement fading.
âRelax. I donât bite. Unless youâre still mad about the couch.â
âI am.â
âNoted.â He shifted, and his voice dropped lower, warmer. âGoodnight, Y/N.â
You turned over, your curiosity finally getting the better of you. Facing Buckyâs silhouette in the faint moonlight streaming through the window, you squinted at him.Â
âWhy arenât you asleep?â
He exhaled softly, like heâd been waiting for you to ask. Without a word, he reached over and flicked on the small lamp on his side of the bed, filling the room with a soft golden glow. The shadows on his face softened, and he turned to face you fully, propping his head up on his hand.
âIâm not used to a soft, warm, comfortable bed,â he said simply, his voice low and quiet.
That wasnât the answer you expected. âWhy not?â you asked, furrowing your brow.
Buckyâs gaze flickered to the blanket between you before settling back on your face. âI usually sleep on the floor.â
Your jaw dropped. âThe floor? Why?â
He shrugged like it was no big deal, like it didnât hurt to admit. âI have a bed,â he said casually, âbut⌠being uncomfortable has kind of become my normal.â
Your heart sank at his admission. The way he said itâso matter-of-factly, like he didnât even consider it strangeâmade something in your chest tighten. You swallowed hard, trying to shove down the wave of sympathy threatening to show on your face.
âOh,â you said, clearing your throat, but it came out too soft, too affected. You forced yourself to straighten up, busying your hands by tucking the quilt tighter around you. âWell, uh⌠this bed uncomfortably soft, so, lucky you?â
You wanted to kick yourself for how awkward that sounded. But he didnât seem to mind. Instead, he just chuckled, his eyes crinkling slightly at the corners.Â
âYeah, lucky me.â
The room fell into silence, save for the soft crackle of the dying embers in the fireplace. You tried to avoid his gaze, but something in the room caught your eye, and you froze.
Dangling right above the headboard, in plain sight, was a sprig of mistletoe. The ribbon holding it swayed slightly, mocking you with its festive cheer.
Your brain scrambled. How had you missed that earlier? Why on earth was it there? Did mom hang it on purpose? Of course she did! That woman was a menace.
You could feel Buckyâs gaze lingering on you, and your heart thumped louder with each passing second. You knew it was only a matter of time before he noticed the stupid sprig of mistletoe dangling above the headboard, so you needed to distract him.
âWhat are you looking at?â he asked, his brow quirking up in suspicion as he started to turn his head.
âNothing!â you yelped, throwing the quilt over your face in a panic. âNothing! Absolutely nothing. Goodnight!â
For a second, there was silence. Then, the soft creak of the bed as Bucky shifted, his voice low and amused. âWait a secondâŚâ
You could practically hear the smirk spreading across his face as realization dawned.
âOh, would you look at that.â
Your stomach flipped as you slowly peeked out from under the quilt. Sure enough, Bucky was staring right at the mistletoe, his lips curving into the most maddeningly smug grin youâd ever seen.
âMistletoe,â he said, his tone practically dripping with glee. âRight above our heads. What are the odds, huh?â
âCoincidence,â you mumbled, pulling the blanket back over your face.
He chuckled, his voice warm and teasing. âYou know what they say about mistletoe, donât you?â
âDonât,â you groaned, your voice muffled by the quilt.
âOh, but I think I have to,â he replied, and you could hear the grin in his voice. âItâs tradition, after all.â
You peeked out again, glaring at him. âItâs not tradition if we just pretend it doesnât exist.â
He tilted his head, mock-pondering. âHmm. Ignoring it feels a little⌠Grinch-like, donât you think? And you wouldnât want to ruin Christmas, would you?â
âI swear to God, Buckyââ
Before you could finish, he leaned in, his face closer than you expected, his blue eyes twinkling with mischief. âWhat? Afraid you might enjoy it?â
You scoffed, your heart racing. âAs if.â
You could practically feel your heart trying to escape your chest as Bucky inched closer, the infuriating smirk still plastered on his face. His blue eyes sparkled with amusement, but there was something else there tooâsomething warmer, more intent.
âOh, so it wouldnât bother you at all?â he teased, his smirk widening. âNot even a little kiss?â
âNot in a million years,â you shot back, though the tremor in your voice betrayed you.
âOh, sweetheart,â he murmured, his grin softening, âyouâre shaking. Maybe it would bother you.â
âBuckyââ
But you never got to finish. And just then, he leaned forward and kissed your lips. Warm, masculine lips were pressed to yours. It wasnât rushed or teasingâit was warm, gentle, and infuriatingly confident. Like heâd been waiting for this. Like he wasnât the least bit surprised by how perfectly your lips fit together.
Your initial plan was to push him awayâfirmly, dramatically, maybe even with a good shove to his ridiculously broad chestâbut your brain short-circuited the moment his hand cupped the side of your face, his thumb brushing over your cheek. Instead, you melted into him, your traitorous body leaning closer without permission.
It was supposed to be a simple, obligatory mistletoe kiss. But the way he kissed you made the world tilt, his lips moving with a deliberate tenderness that made your stomach somersault. He felt you quiver beneath his touch, but he wanted to comfort youâhis tongue delved your mouth slowly and you parted your lips willingly and welcomed him. This was enough encouragement for Bucky; he sucked your tongue sensually, and you nibbled his lower lip.
Every kiss he gave felt like a slow unravelling and intense, as if he was savouring the act as much as the reaction it drew from you. Buckyâs fingers traced along your jaw, tilting your face toward him with a tender authority that left no room for hesitation. His thumb brushed over your cheek in a soothing rhythm, contrasting with the heat and urgency of his lips. When he pulled back, his eyes locked with yoursâdark with desire, soft with something unspokenâbefore he leaned in again, claiming your mouth once more.
You let him in, your lips parting as his tongue slipped past, tangling with yours again in an unhurried, sensuous dance that sent shivers down your spine. He tilted his head, exploring every curve of your mouth, his kisses leaving a heated trail that set your skin ablaze. Your lips found their way to his jawline, pressing soft kisses along his stubble, the faint roughness amplifying the sensitivity of your own. When you returned to his lips, the hunger in his kiss mirrored your own as you teased his tongue with yours, your movements bold and enticing.
The shift in your energy didnât go unnoticed. You felt him tense, his restraint hanging by a thread as he deepened the kiss, his body pressing into yours. His hands gripped your waist, anchoring you in place as his kisses became hungrier, pulling quiet moans and ragged breaths from you. The sound of your pleasure seemed to fuel him, his control slipping further as he pressed closer, his arousal hard and insistent against your thigh, a tangible reminder of the tension thrumming between you. Every kiss, every touch, felt like a declaration, his desire spilling over and igniting something equally fierce in you.
When he pulled back it almost felt like he had to force himself to but he stayed close, his forehead almost brushing yours. His eyes searched your face, his smirk gone, replaced by something quieter, something more serious.
âWell,â he said softly, his voice lower than youâd ever heard it, âguess the mistletoeâs not so bad after all.â
You blinked, your breath hitching. âHave I told you I hate you?â
âAnd yet, here we are,â he teased, though his smirk was softer now, his thumb still brushing your cheek like he hadnât realized he was still holding you.
You pushed his hand awayâgently, because you were not going to think about how good it feltâand flopped back against the pillows, groaning into the quilt.Â
âThis doesnât mean anything.â
âOf course not,â he said with a chuckle, settling back onto his side of the bed. âJust a harmless little kiss. Totally meaningless.â
You peeked out from under the quilt to glare at him, but the way he was looking at youâsoft, amused, and maybe a little too smugâmade your pulse spike all over again.
âGoodnight, Barnes,â you muttered, burrowing back into the covers, determined to ignore the way your lips still tingled.
âGoodnight, doll,â he replied, his voice warm with amusementâand something else you didnât want to think about.
The room fell quiet again, save for the faint crackle of the dying fire. But as you lay there, trying and failing to stop replaying the kiss in your head, you realized one thing: mistletoe was officially the most dangerous Christmas decoration of all time.
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