#bruh the yapper.

[serafphim]

Love seeing your art as usual !! I always stick with my like . Single sona design and just switch up outfits, so it's always flabbergasting when I see mutuals like you with a whole buncha tf ideas and forms ,,

Truly a level of imagination to be reckoned with

Oh yeah Question part of the ask: do you find yourself immediately drawing a form idea, or letting them stew for like a few days before drawing it

lol i enjoy designing forms for m4 a lot.. honestly ive been going particularly ham with it lately because ive just been inspired by all the cool artists on here, i can usually stick to a form for longer im just having fun with it

though i have always inserted m4 into worlds and random au ideas and things they were just a little more sparse. and less furry. and overall more plot oriented i think. idk ill probably fixate on them again i kinda miss it

and umm it depends.. i think drawing is part of my thought process for a design.. but i definitely mull over it beforehand too. so both ig.. i think sketching helps get my ideas flowing the most.. i usually draw several sketches of a design before i settle on something

[st4rry4543]

More human ppt doodle crap

Warning/heads up, my next couple of posts will most likely be about my human ppt au.

Might make alt designs of these for an au called "poppy's neighborhood"

I'm trying to figure out this whole thing for doey in this au yk w/ him being made out of three children and all. Okay, so here's what I have so far(lots of yapping ahead)

So he's still Kevin, Mathew, and Jack, but a couple of things are different. Semi-canon to the game, I think toys do age (like their souls), but due to the lack of real-life experiences, they behave in a very childish manner. This is the case for doey in this au.

Might have all three of the kids be a little older during experimenting.

Yeah, I think I will bc doey is around like 35 in this au or smth idk.

Okay, now for poppy:

•Like in game poppy is mischievous or complex

She's very good at getting out of/escaping small places

13-19 year old stuck in a kid's body

Doesn't really want to do anything anybody else's way

No one really understands her. She never really opened up to people ( except "ollie")

[martitheevans]

"I just read on the news, did you hear-"

Person who gets all their news from those two gays from Supernatural: Yes, I heard

[polufabrikat-na-vilke]

Pls draw James as skibidi toilet ans Pyramid head too

Andd Maria as camerawoman 🥺

(mary's a sigma woman)

SKIBIDI HILL (SILENT BRAIN ROT)

In my rizzless dreams, I see that gyatt. Skibidi Toilet. You promised you'd fanum tax me there one day But you never did. Well, I'm in Ohio now. In our special goon cave. Edging for you.

(I'M A WALKING SHAME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE NOW PLEASE WHY DID YOU ASK ME DRAW THAT 💀🥶)

[churrorat-art]

I have do much sprunki art to post eheheheh does anyone want to see it?!its not highschool au and it's not digital uuugh. So that means its low quality as shit but. Its cute art:3

Also btw for me so if I forgot my favorite sprunkis are wenda and brud and simon and my sisters favorites are oren and vineria

[orrsoared]

10000 posts!

[pastelpousay]

Having the Urge to post 30 times a day because I can 😽

(I just wanna talk about Hades and Rina 😿)

[chiistarri]

whos initials am i supposed to look for in slideshows now

[ibithesnail]

watching minute vod mapic is so locked in? he’s like, speaking sophisticatedly

[grasskidd]

WHY THE FUCK IS ROTTMNT ANIMATED SO WELL IM LITERALLLY CLAWING AT MY HEAD AND WHEEZING

[narumakiii]

🌟 ― i love how you portray your muse(s)

🎀 ― i love your aesthetic / graphics

💯 ― your headcanon posts are always on point

✨ ― i love the way you write

💫 ― i enjoy writing with you

😊 ― i enjoy talking to you

💖 ― you seem like a genuinely nice person

☀️ ― your posts always bring me joy

❤️ ― you're one of my favorite blogs

small symbols of kindness / @maudlxne

TAE please , , you'll make me cry ;-; all of them right back at you, you wonderful bean & human being. since coming back here you've been nothing but the kindest person ever to me. you've also unlocked level 5 with me tbh i feel like i can talk to you about everything, not just writing stuff. you're a real friend. i'm so grateful i've met you on here & that you chose to stick around my lame ass.

[maruumite]

꩜ .ᐟ ᯓ ★ account intro!!1!

ʚ・who is maruumite? (aka. mara!!)

hii!! i'm maruumite, however i also go by multiple aliases mara, marnie, or mags online!! i'm currently an art student (aspiring game dev who knows little to nothing) who just wants to rant, analyze, and share random thoughts with the things around me!!

ʚ・interests?

my interests vary a lot!! in terms of general media, i like watching animated films, zombie movies, and musicals!! as for music, i listen to a lot of will wood, gorillaz, and other similar things!

i draw a lot as well, with some occasional coding and gaming!! (i am a visual novel itch.io nerd, it's gonna be a hella visible interest here)

ʚ・what to expect from this blog?

a lot of nonsensical rambling!! sometimes it'll make sense, sometimes it wont. sometimes it's about a personal interest or piece of media, and sometimes it's just a part of my personal life. it's going to be very messy but that's exactly what this tumblr blog is for (LMAO)

・any boundaries to follow?

regular DNI stuff are applied (absolutely no racism, pedophiliic stuff, proshipping (for character related interests) or hateful things with an intention to harm or oppress, etc.)

anyway, hope u enjoy my messy ass blog!!

[bitchyharmonydestiny]

Yapper in the streets is a moaner in the sheets

[thebrainrotsreal]

First of all, we're already married now. Engaged, if you prefer. The wedding to be determined. LIKE YOU GET ME FR???? Been Literally pacing all day about this. Been busy all day but thinking about your additions to this AU,,, it's sickening the BEST way possible. It's haunting and I'm mad I can't watch an episode of this. Agony.

Oh, and I do have an ao3 but I like keeping it separate from art blog ☆*｡ﾟ(tings)ﾟ｡*☆, so if you do just credit my tumblr. ALSO IF YOU WRITE ANYTHING SHOW ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. Also, side note, "No Children" by Mountain Ghosts, has just been the theme looping in my head to express the loathing (yet eventual loathing kinship between them?) between Mark and Wasp. "I am downing. There is no sign of land. You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand. I hope you die. I hope we both die."

✧✧ mark stares at wasp with something akin to pity. you were alone, his eyes seem to say. you are alone. you will always be alone. wasp doesn't cry (he hasn't cried since he was five), but he looks down, solemn. you are, too. ✧✧

AND OH MY GOODNESS. Everything you wrote about Wasp and Mark being the half of each other, the loneliness being so palpable and visible to each other but still inescapable. They don't want each other for company but what else will they have? Who else can understand? And the no more bear hugs thing... who else understands that?

I CAN SO SEE them fighting each other, tackling the other, and then just squeezing the life outta 'em. They can't hug bear hug people and Wasp would rather bite Mark's throat out than ever admit needing one, Mark would sock Wasp in the throat before saying it either, but in a moment they just kinda understand and hate that they do anyway. Let the "hug" linger before loathing takes over again and kick 'em in the jaw. RAHHHHHHH the hatred from recognition goes crazy.

And the exhaustion afterwards? When all the rage fizzles out into a distant loathing, and they kinda end up chilling together. Sitting on the moon, or just hovering in space together or above a sea (gotta imagine to avoid incredible property damage, they go all out in those areas). They'd rather die than call it bonding, but sometimes they talk, or sometimes it's just quiet until they both go home.

✧✧imagine the others reacting to this tho. there is a lot of comedy potential...they could be sitting next to each other, arms touching like they're two little kids watching TV, while muttering the worst kind of insults towards each other. they don't even realize they're near each other✧✧

EXACTLY INCREDIBLE YES YES YES YES. In their """"bondiing""" arc because it's still pissed the fuck off at each other, but they pull something up on their phone and the other hovers so they rest their head on the other's shoulder. Everyone looks on in horror, probably awaiting Wasp to fucking bite Mark. Nothing happens. They just look at whatever is on Mark's phone. Mark rattles off an insult, Wasp snaps back, they move on. No one has a broken nose. It's mystifying.

I gotta imagine they also get to a point of dialed back punches? But this dialing it back for these super powered unhinged cain instinct "twins".

EX. Like getting pissed off enough to almost break Wasp's nose, but don't wanna go through the whole energy of mauling. Wordlessly, Wasp kicks him in the back which makes an awful cracking nose. They continue talking like nothing happened. Again, everyone around them is "what the fuckery."

I can imagine Rudy or Rex trying to talk to Wasp and Mark as the closest equivalent of fucker that has the same face situation, but they realize very very quickly Wasp and Mark are dead ass when they say they wanna strangle each other. These mfs are not joking. And at this point it's not normal but it ??? works for them?? somehow. sort of??? Rex stops trying to touch these situation with a ten foot pole. Rudy thinks they would be an incredible case study of cain instinct taken to the worst extreme.

✧✧ mark is haunted by the image of his dad wearing his own face. wasp laughs at him, mocks him and cries — “we're just like dad,” he says, proud, and it sounds like both a curse to the teenager beaten by his father, and a blessing to the boy who wants to be just like him when he grows up ✧✧

Love you casually writing straight up epic poetry to perfectly describe their outlooks on Nolan, which sums up their distinct main difference. How am I supposed to be normal about this holy shit??? LIKE YES YES YES EXACTLY THIS IS WORDED SO PERFECTLY??? You did it! You broke them, their issues, and their differences down to their essentials!

i have nothing else to say this is just perfect holy shit.

✧✧ until they disagree on something. then they're at each other's throats again✧✧ (about the comic con together)

They disagree on one minor thing that probably reflects/parallels their contrasting outlooks and suddenly everyone around them feels a chilling, dangerous presence but the only thing they can spot are two twins gritting their teeth at each other.

They refuse to fight in there without risking damaging anything, or getting banned. They will maul each other in the sky after it's over, however.

They fight over who is the bigger fan. "Well I would actually kill for xyz", "That's doesn't mean anything! You would kill for anything!" "Oh shut up--"

✧✧ wasp finds debbie. debbie hugs him, thinking he's mark. he doesn't have it in him to strike her, so he hugs her back. he forgets about it the next day, because he doesn't care about her. she's just another human. she was a pet, or so mark's dad said. why should he care? why does he care? ✧✧

kicking screaming crying YES YES YES YES YES YES EXACTLY. DRAG HIS ASS INTO THE EMOTIONAL BLENDER. MAKE THIS MF PONDER. GET AN EMOTIONAL CRISIS ON HOW MUCH DIFFERENTLY YOUR LIFE COULD HAVE BEEN. It is dubbed get redeemed loser au for a reason and you have proved exactly why, yes yes yes.

The way Debbie is something that could truly start to crumble Wasp's walls, the way that hug felt, that casual expression of love and affection directed at him. He hated it, is what he tells himself. He's better than that, is what he assures himself. He could kill her again and care, but why is suddenly harder to say? The next day Mark doesn't even get a word in and Wasp's punching him in the throat. Why consider your emotions when you can fall back on the one thing you're incredible at? Violence!

✧✧ and--- wasp's existence makes everyone worry not because of the murder (i doubt mark would tell them. at least not at first) but because of how so ooc he makes mark act ✧✧

YES EXACTLY! They don't know where he's actually from, but Mark, who usually looks like someone kicked his last ice cream from out his hand and someone rained on his entire parade (s2 mark looks like he's 0.08 seconds away from crying at all times and no one can convince me otherwise), suddenly snaps at his "twin" with such palpable irritation. And it's so jarring. He never raises his voice at anyone, (exception being Cecil but no one there's to see it) so it's bizarre, off-putting. And his twin snaps back just as ready. Mark tells you they just met recently, but the loathing they carry seems to speak of years of spent of rage finally clawing its way to the surface. When he turns back to anyone else, he is kind again, exhausted but clearly trying. When Wasp enters a room he tenses. Debbie is just taken off guard as anyone else, so you can't even get any answers from her. Whatever they got going on, they're not sharing.

Though, if GOG or Mark's friends found out, I can totally see Wasp snapping at Mark and telling them to get a rise out of Mark. Saying it out loud to get on his nerves and make him fight. "You wanna know where I'm really from?" "Wasp, shut up." "No, no, no, let's tell the truth, right? I mean you're so high and might, aren't you Mark? You'd never hurt anybody?" "Wasp. Shut UP!"

✧✧ mark knows that he can just, not hold back with wasp. they fight, and his hatred for what wasp represents merges with the hate he feels for himself. wasp smiles, showing all teeth in a predatory way, and says, “fucking finally” ✧✧

Stunning, immaculate, incredible, 10/10, perfect, I can see this happening and it's so glorious. Literally nothing to add this is perfect. Also ofc Wasp would call Mark a pussy after wjdkjksk. They're both exhausted and winded and bloody and Wasp needs to have the last word.

Also to the thing about training together, they're brutal here too, because here Mark can practice without hurting anybody. And it's relieving, and exciting and it hates it so much. He hates that it works and he improves. He hates Wasp does have more training. And Wasp knows and savors it.

I want to draw for this so badly but I have too many ideas and yet none at all and my brain is exploding so I simply offer you these.

EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK, EVIL MARK!!! I want to be coherent about this season but please picture me foaming at the mouth and running on the walls. S2 being what if Mark's just like his Dad? Insanity. I love this show. Anyways, AU where an Evil!Mark tries to make Our!Mark worse, and Our!Mark tries to make the other better. Something something confronting your idea of the worst version of oneself. Plus, tweaked black and yellow costume because I saw it and immediately went murder hornet lookin' ass and knew I had to draw it. Evil ass Mark. Horrible. I think he should be dragged kicking and screaming into redemption.

[xlatrina]

(Pt. III) Friends to Lovers HCs w/Homicipher x GN!Reader

Tags: Platonic + Romantic HCs, Friends to Lovers trope for basically every LI, Likely OOC for some LIs*, Mini Scenarios (so HCs are kinda plot-driven), *Multi-Part Series, entirely SFW

Also, changing tenses in some cases + not proofread again... sorry!

*Some of the LIs are likely written OOC (Out Of Character) mainly due to a lack of substantial in-game appearances (at least in my opinion!). 

*Split into multiple parts because I’ve come to realize that these HCs are muuucccchhh too long 😅 BUT!! I’m too lazy to shorten them sooo… YEAH lol

Part I (Big 🙆‍♂️)

Part II (Mr. Chopped 🪓)

Part III (Mr. Crawling 👣)

$$$

Mr. Crawling

This man is in love with you.

Lowkey could stop right there.

Well, anyway…

Mr. Crawling is a GREAT friend, actually.

Like he’s the kind of buddy that’s —first of all —down for whatever.

You said you tryna go walk through an unfamiliar part of the Apartments to try and find a mysterious elevator?

Well…

YEAH SURE HE’LL TAG ALONG

I MEAN… WHY THE HELL NOT, Y’KNOW??

“Me know place here,” He’ll say. More or less: I know this place!

And he’s so damn chipper about it, too!

He’s just an overall helpful guy.

He seems to have an intrinsic protective streak in him, too.

Which is interesting, ‘cause it’s like…

While it’s obvious he’s been in the Apartments for a long time, it’s clear that he hasn’t completely lost his sense of humanity.

I mean, trust —it’s definitely worn in some ways.

Like, he eats people bruh.

Trust, his sense of humanity is def gone in some ways...

But!! At least he's not as violent as the other ghosts can be!!

Like, generally speaking, you’ll find that he’s a pretty admirable dude.

He doesn’t hurt other entities for the pure sake of hurting them.

Defense, and alternatively —for food or other resources like clothes or tools.

Those would probably be the only reasons Mr. Crawling would ever just… attack someone, especially unprovoked (unprovoked, but not necessarily without reason).

That being said, he’s a social butterfly!!

He’s literally a professional yapper in every sense of the word.

Like… he could start a podcast LMAO

Podcast Bro!Mr. Crawling…

Anywho, he’s genuinely a people person and he likes being in good company.

Whether it’s you, Mr. Silvair, Mr. Chopped, Mr. Stitch(?), the Nurse, Mr. Wheelchair, the Hairdresser, etc…

He’s genuinely the type who could talk to literally anyone about anything for any amount of time.

If you’re a yapper too, this’ll probably be fun for you!

And hell, you may very well have met your match, LOL.

If you’re more introverted or quiet —no matter.

Mr. Crawling, being the professional he is, knows how to fill up any awkward silences with banter.

He doesn’t judge you at all on the basis of how you react to his yapping. Truly.

At the end of the day, he just enjoys sharing your company and getting to hear your voice, as little or as often as that occurs.

Hopefully, you don’t find his constant need for company annoying.

… Do you find him annoying?

At some point, Mr. Crawling begins to realize his feelings for you have changed…

In the case you accept him as a partner, he’s absolutely OVERJOYED.

Not only have you promised to indefinitely keep his company, but you also accepted him as your better half!

“You enjoy me?” He’ll ask, pulling himself over your curled-up form beneath the thin white sheets of the hospital bed.

“Me enjoy you,” you’ll say. You might even pet his head a few times, and he’ll giggle maniacally before dropping his head into your neck.

As Mr. Crawling’s fondness for you intensifies, so does his protective streak.

This guy turns into Papa Bear when it comes down to protecting his better half.

What Megan thee Stallion said??

“Three things I don’t play about: myself, my money, or my man!”

That, but more like: “... my friends, or my partner!”

Something like that, LOL.

Mr. Crawling’s sweethearted, bubbly, outgoing, protective, and quite affectionate. Intimacy is a language he speaks as fluently as his otherworldly one.

As we know, he’s very much the “high-maintenance” type.

He’s just super affectionate overall —and Mr. Crawling just wants to know that you’re always on the same page!

Tell him you love him. 

Tell him how fun it was exploring the same old dreary halls with him. Tell him how relieved you felt when he swooped in to shield you from danger, even though you could handle yourself just fine. Run your fingers through his hair and massage the nape of his neck as you tell him how much you’ve come to enjoy —and maybe even crave —his company.

And when you’re done…

Tell him you love him. Yes, again. Again and again and again and again and again…

He could never get enough. Truly.

He could never get enough of you.

With a boyfriend like Mr. Crawling, you’ll never have to fear a lack of comfort, protection, friendship, or intimacy…

Because he’s constantly giving it to you. 

You don’t even need to ask for any kind of intimacy —again, he’s giving it to you anyway.

And whether you’d like to shack up in a nearby spare room beside Mr. Silvair and Mr. Chopped’s loungeroom (of the sort) or if you take him with you to the surface world…

It makes no real difference in the way Mr. Crawling clings to you.

All he knows is so long as you’re both finding yourselves tangled together beneath the sheets each night, all is right in the world!

Mr. Crawling just wants to spend his evenings at home, and if home is where the heart is, then…

Well, you know how that goes!

[Part I (Mr. Big 🙆‍♂️) | Part II (Mr. Chopped 🪓, First Half/Second Half), Part III (Mr. Crawling 👣)]

[teapartyprincess4two]

nick x yapper!bsf!reader is a must

Talkative- N. Sturniolo

pairing: Yapper!reader x BestFriend!Nick

classification: platonic SFW head cannons

warnings: use of y/n, slight cursing (bitch is said too many times)

inspiration: request^^

summary: head cannons of Nick with a yapper bff!

Talkative- M. Sturniolo (Matt’s Version)

Talkative- C. Sturniolo (Chris’s Version)

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☆SFW

Nick loves to talk, everyone knows this to be a true fact. No one has been able to keep up with his talkative persona, but when he met you, he met his match.

☆ You have a habit of barging into Nick’s room unannounced with your phone in hand, a bag of snacks in the other.

☆ “BITCH, YOU WON’T GUESS WHAT I JUST HEARD!” you announce, throwing yourself on the bed next to Nick.

☆ Nick rolls his eyes but despite your rude intrusion, he can’t even be mad. He’s desperate for the gossip, “I’m not guessing, just tell me.”

☆ “Actually… wait, let me guess.”

☆ You love teasing Nick about how handsome his brothers are. You don’t even have a real crush on either of them, it’s just fun to watch his reactions.

☆ A straw rests in your mouth, your eyes trained on the most handsome guy you’ve ever seen across the food court. You’re practically drooling.

☆ “Girl, what the fuck are you looking at?” Nick asks, following your gaze.

☆ “Oh just the sexiest man I’ve ever seen… well, after Matt of course,” you reply, a sly smirk on your face.

☆ Nick doesn’t respond, eyes squinting in annoyance.

☆ “Chris can get it too with that long, sexy hair. Oh, and Matt with his tattoos. I swear if they weren’t your broth—”

☆ Nick cuts you off before you can finish, “BITCH, ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!” You burst out in laughter.

☆ You’re the only person, other than Matt and Chris, that can make Nick completely crack up with your witty jokes.

☆ “Holy shit, you’re actually insane,” Nick wheezes, wiping the tears.

☆ He’s clutching his sides, the laughter overtaking him completely.

☆ Your entire friendship is full of love, but that doesn’t mean that you’re not ready to playfully roast each other.

☆ When the roast is especially true, he shoots you a middle finger.

☆ “Fuck you,” he laughs, never taking anything you say too seriously.

☆ Sometimes you say things that Nick completely disagrees with, but he never shuts you down because he loves a good debate.

☆ “Nick, that’s literally wrong! How would the chicken come before the egg?!” you exclaim.

☆ “Where would the egg come from without the chicken?!” he’s getting excited, scooting closer as the debate progresses.

☆ “You’re so wrong, dude. Just admit it.”

☆ “IT’S LITERALLY THE EGG!”

☆ On the rare occasion that you two are fighting, he’s not in the mood to hear anything unless it’s an apology.

☆ His fingers are pinched together, the pinkie and pointer finger straight up in the air. “Quiet coyote, Y/n. Quiet coyote.”

☆ “Boy, shut the fuck up,” you laugh, shoving his hand away.

☆ He eventually gives in, rolling his eyes and preparing to listen to your rants.

☆ When you’re hanging out with a group of friends, it quickly turns into you and Nick talking over each other to tell a story.

☆ “Nick, shut up! Let Y/n speak!” Matt shouts, becoming tired of the constant interruptions.

☆ Nick pauses completely, side eyeing Matt in annoyance. You stop talking too because it’s not as fun without Nick’s energy to bounce off of.

☆ The two of you stay awake past midnight almost every night, your phones illuminating your faces as the FaceTime call enters the fourth hour.

☆ It’s just you two in your own rooms giggling and whispering through the phone.

☆ Eventually, when one of you gets tired, the other has to pull a conversation topic from the depths of your mind to keep the other awake.

☆ “You did not just say that,” you gasp, in shock at Nick’s statement.

☆ “Bruh, what you just said was worse,” he replies, a dumbfounded look on his face as he point to you with his hand.

☆ “Oh true.”

☆ You’re constantly interrupting him to take pictures for social media photo dumps. Whether it be off guards or full on photo shoots.

☆ “WAIT SHUSH! POSE FOR THE PICTURE!” you exclaim. Nick rolls his eyes, pausing mid yap sesh.

☆ Nevertheless, he puts on a smile and poses.

☆ “Let me see,” Nick yanks the phone, examining the pictures. If he doesn’t like it, he simply hands the phone back to you and poses again.

☆ Just like everyone else, the two of you have bad days sometimes.

☆ “Hey…” his voice is quiet, his head peering through your cracked bedroom door.

☆ You’re curled up under the covers, small sniffles escaping every so often.

☆ “How are you, bae?” Nick asks, throwing in a corny nickname to make you laugh.

☆ Your response is sarcastic, “Never been better.”

☆ “Bitch, fuck you,” he chuckles, but there’s no true anger in his voice. He kicks his shoes off and joins you under the covers, ready to listen to you recount your day and your troubles.

☆ Nick is ready to defend you no matter what.

☆ If he ever hears anyone talking badly about you, or even mention your name, he’s interjecting the conversation.

☆ Sometimes he doesn’t even know the previous context, but he’s ready to fight whoever is talking shit.

☆ Nick never turns down the chance to talk, even if he’s really busy.

☆ “I can call back if you’re busy.”

☆ “No, bitch! Tell me!”

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MASTERLIST

A/n: this is short, mostly bc it doesn’t have a NSFW section like my other head cannon posts (for obvious reasons). But I hope you still like it!

- L.A.M.B👼🏻💗

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