#bruce: HARVEY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT
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hey yeah sure come in to my room just step over the strange came-from-completely nowhere au (bruce is taken in by carmine falcone following his parents death) and ignore this new, distressingly similar yet also random au (jason is taken in by two-face following willis' murder). we are very normal here
#if youve seen vinland saga then yeah. thats what this is#harvey: this kid wants to kill me. i'll raise him to do so. if anything can kill me it'll be something of my own creation. i control death#jason: I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him (cant do it)#bruce: harvey where the FUCK did u get that#its actually far more tragic and. emotionally grotesque than this.#because willis died hoping jason wouldnt follow#so its more#jason: I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him I'm going to kill him#harvey: ur old man never spoke about at work. didnt want to even risk letting u into this work. i see cruelty in you that he didnt want to#bruce: HARVEY WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT#bruce wayne#jason todd#two face#harvey dent
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Jason, especially in that one Teen Titans comic, often complains about the lack of pants he has. And I'm haunted thinking about that at all times
#he clearer wanted to have pants. or at the very least. something more suited for cold environments#boy was in the fucking arctic. pantless. and then teased for asking how wonder woman wasnt cold. he cant catch a break 😔#its just so weird. so wild#im not sayijg. entirely. that bruce was forcing jason to have the same costume as dick with no changes for him#but also.#he was. like he was clearly stated in comics to be doing that with thw whole#makikg him go by robin making him wear the robin costume saying he is robin now. not acknowledging him as like a different robin#no villains really pointed out. only harvey bullock did. i miss harvey bullock so bad#like. its more of a subtle hes not allowed to change it. where i dont think he really thinks he can ask#wpuld jason habe been able to get pants if he directly asked? well.#i want to give bruce the benefit of the doubt and say yes#lets just say that#amd obviously this changed with tim#probably bc the writers wanted to steer clearer of making a possible dick clone or copy#but like in universe#bruce either realized making your kid dress uo as your other kid is kinda fucked. wanted tim to have more protection#couldn't stand tim looking like jason. or tim was firmer in getting a new suit where jason was more passive about for many possible reasons#or something else. who knows. its all up to you#he doesn't even have like a winter suit or something. dang. bruce you're a million billionaire or whatever#you can afford fancy heaters in both suits but you cant make robin some spare pants. he was in the arctic.#i dont careee they were just walking to the fortress which was warm. he had no pants OR long sleeves#when jason was left to his own devices to make his own suit he had covered legs and arms. the shorts is not whats in his heart#why DONT they have winter or colder weather outfits huh.#i can forgive the robin uniform because yknow running around working out working up a sweat#but my disbelief can only be suspended so far#when snows involved i simply cannot accept it#but thats leaning away from canon and more going into “if i could whatever i wanted and redesign them to be vaguely more practical”
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what do the rouges think of cardinal?
OHHHHH What a lovely question <33
Since i've yet to write in Cardinal in a scene beyond his desk work- these might change.
Cardinal acts well- like a cryptic?? It's a complete coin toss how he will behave, if he will turn the creepy to 100% and speak in tounge's (its a mix of latin and greek) But when he DOES respond its through a heavy voice modulater.
However if you want specifics?? (also some extra lore of some rouges no longer active- both due to. Cardinals interference and BECAUSE I SAID SO)
Joker- They are a menace, never once humors his schemes- he knows the moment Cardinal gets involved his fun is ruined. Therefore he hates their guts. (Cardinal is reported 10x more brutal when faced with the Joker)
Scarecrow- Self proclaimed "Arch enemy" of Cardinal since hes never once sucseeded in drugging them, and he longs to know what would make the little bird sing. (Cardinal is said to have an entire pocket dedicated to backup rebreathers, usually lets the bats take over)
Riddler- LOVES Cardinal so so much- they are like best friends (no no they are not) Cardinal seems to enjoy his puzzles and he's able to pull out ones even the Batman would struggle with. Sometimes an informant for a good game. (Cardinal will admit, out of all the rouges? He doesn't mind Riddler- just with less hostages)
Harley- Thinks they are strange, even more strange than the bats. But more than anything concerning- their behaviors raise a ton of red flags but she doubts she can convince them to therapy, though it is her goal. (Cardinal is... unsure about Harley, she's changed- but memories are hard)
Ivy- Theres a mutual respect- Though out of all the vigilantes Cardinal seems to fear her the most, the last time being hit by her pollen they freaked out enough Harley made her give over the antidote. They definently fight, but she does try and hold back some of her more underhanded stuff. (Cardinals suit got several more layers after that incident)
Mr.Freeze- Reformed villain now, as a result of Cardinal. Aka when he first did his villain monologue to them- they had spoke (for the first time to ANY rouge) and asked to see his blue prints. A few years later his suit was fortified to help him live a somewhat normal life, and his wife had been cured. They got their life back. Leaving Gotham soon after, but he still checks in on ocassion (Cardinal never responds though, but they're happy with the updates- that he was able to help)
Catwoman- Annoying, but interesting for sure. It seems no matter how elaborate her scheme they always seem to pop in and just stare or even wave. The most interesting thing though? They never stop her. Certian locations she robs they will return the item (usually museums) but have never once tried to actually take her in. If anything shes half convinced they throw the bats off her trail, its interesting. (She never steals from anyone who cant afford to replace it, and honestly her stuff goes to a good cause-)
Clayface- Never became a villain- After his accident, Dagget had been shut down long before so Matt Hageb he had no accsess to the cream. With the help of his coworker (and future husband) Teddy Lupus he got the help he needed. Drake Industries came out with an amazing prosthesis program that helped construct a whole new face. Now Mr & Mr Lupus live in upper west side of Gotham where they now raise two daughters going to Gotham Academy.
Blackmask- Hates their fucking guts. People think Cardinal comes down on the Joker hard? They're practically suffocating Black Mask movements- buisness is failing and at this rate he's trying to put out a hit on the fucker. (The hates their guts is mutual)
Two face- Instead of going to the Manori trial- Harvey had an emergency call from a very panicky Bruce who suddenly had CPS knocking at his door about Dick. The delay finding a new attorney meant Manori was found with the acid and held for attempted assault while Harvey was scot free. He owns his own law firm now and has continued to be a close confident to Bruce and "Uncle" to the kids. (Cardinal cried when he first found out about Harvey, that he was okay- he thought it had been too late.)
Penguin- Cardinal is a pain in their ass, not as much as Black mask but still just enough that he doesnt hold back when attacking. The ONLY saving grace from absolute hatred is Cardinal outright refuses to fight any of his birds, and will even go as far as to save some of them when the bats are too careless to notice a penguin slipping off a roof. (Cardinal wishes Penguin would stop dragging actual penguins into his shit- even with guns they're just too cute)
#rouge gallary#CLAYFACE#YOU CANNOT TELL ME HIM AND TEDDY ARENT IN LOVE#Also freeze and harvey#hurt too much to keep#tim drake#the drakes spoiled brat#trash tim au#ty for the ask#sunny asks#dc cardinal
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Okay what is this I keep hearing about Harvery Dent and Bruce Wayne being caught kissing???? Storytime?
Okay so this is probably a much longer winded story than I’m sure you expected but here’s my whole explanation of Harvey/Two-Face in the Battinson universe:
I always like to imagine that there is a distinct difference between Harvey and Two-Face. In this world, Harvey is regarded as an accomplished man suffering from DID who is forced to live in Arkham to keep his second personality, Two-Face, behind bars. Meanwhile, Two-Face is a notorious crime boss and master manipulator. They share the same body, yes, and it almost impossible to tell them apart sometimes, yes, but Bruce is the only person that can reliably tell who is in control.
You see, over the years, Two-Face has become an expert at pretending to be Harvey, so much so that the guards at Arkham just refer to them as Dent now. There have been several incidents where doctors believed Harvey was somehow cured of his DID and they gave him more privileges due to “good behavior,” only for Two-Face to bash a prison guard’s skull in while trying to escape.
But the one person he can’t fool is Bruce, the man who knows Harvey so intimately that he can examine his facial features down to the micro expression.
They thought they would get married one day, Bruce and Harvey. It was sickeningly sweet. They were so madly in love. Then the accident worsened Harvey’s condition. Bruce will never forgive Two-Face for taking his true love away from him.
Bruce visits Arkham once a week to see Harvey. Only the guards know about their past relationship because the two can’t stop giving one another heart eyes while they play chess and tell each other about their day. They’ll talk for hours, and it’s no secret that a pretty, Bambi-eyed, lovestruck Brucie Wayne will pay off any guard to see his “friend” for another fifteen minutes or so.
But sometimes, Bruce walks into the room, sees Dent’s face, and immediately storms out. Because it’s Two-Face. Posing as his former lover, wearing his lips and cheeks and nose, but the eyes are just wrong, all wrong, and he’s giving Bruce a smile that isn’t even close to Harvey’s gorgeous smile. And it’s sick. The guards can’t tell, the other patients prisoners can’t tell, no one else can tell but oh, Bruce can fucking tell.
On other days, Bruce will be talking with Harvey one second, only to stop mid-sentence, scowl at him, and say, “Give him back. I’m not talking to you.”
Two-Face breaks into a grin. “I can never pull one over on you, can I, sweetheart?”
“Shut the fuck up. Where is he?”
“He says he loves you, and you look very nice.”
Bruce has been held back by the guards several times for this very reason. He blames himself that they can’t hold hands during visits anymore. Instead, they talk through that stupid fucking glass, but at least they get a private room. The guards now know that even if pretty Brucie Wayne looks sweet and delicate when talking to Harvey, he can also throw a decent punch.
On good weeks, it’ll be nothing but soft words and smiles.
“I finally bought those chocolates you recommended,” Bruce says.
Harvey smiles. “Did you like them?”
“I did. Thank you.”
On bad weeks, Bruce will leave with hot tears streaming down his face, and the guards will treat Two-Face just a little harsher than necessary as they escort him back to his cell.
Sometimes, it’s a mix of both. Even rarer are the days when Harvey comes back right before Bruce leaves to say goodbye to his angel. Those moments are the most tender because they all know Harvey has trouble taking control back. But he did it for Bruce, just to make him smile again before they parted ways.
One day, however, a guard thinks he can flirt with Bruce. He makes a move when no one’s looking and receives an answer in the form of a black eye. Only a day later, he gets maimed by Dent and lands in the hospital. Bruce learns about it during his next visit.
“Your boyfriend’s other half tried to kill that guard last week,” another guard tells him.
“The one that grabbed my ass?”
“Two-Face put him in a coma.”
Bruce chuckles and picks at a loose thread from his dress shirt. “What you makes you so sure it was Two-Face?”
No guard tries making a move on Arkham’s favorite visitor again. And the star-crossed lovers keep seeing one another and confessing their undying love. Even after they accept their fate. Even when Bruce tells Harvey about Selina and how he’s slowly falling in love with her too. But something is holding him back.
“I don’t want to let you go,” Bruce whispers.
“I don’t either,” Harvey says, tracing his love’s hand through the bulletproof glass, “but I want you to be happy.”
“But I’m happy with you.” Bruce was always a crybaby, but he hates crying in here the most.
“You can be happy with me in here. But I can’t bear to be the reason you’re not happy out there.”
After a bit more convincing, Bruce finally agrees. Before beginning a new relationship, he tells Selina about him and Harvey, tells her that it’s non-negotiable, and she accepts it.
The next time Dent breaks out of Arkham, Selina gets a visitor. “Break his heart, and I’ll drown you in the pier,” he says.
Selina smiles as her hoard of cats purr against the stranger. Maybe they can tell just like Bruce can. Or maybe this is Two-Face doing Harvey a favor. Either way, she doesn’t particularly care.
Selina gives him a once-over and nods. “Likewise.”
Anyway, yes, that is my BruHarvey lore. Hope you enjoyed :)
@bruciemilf this is right up your alley, bestie
#Bruce may be dating like four people but he is in a committed relationship with his hunky prison boyfriend#yes every person he dates needed Harvey’s approval#yes they all got the shovel talk#Bruce Wayne is Arkham’s babygirl#fucking fight me#babygirl bruce wayne#battinson#bruce wayne#batman#the batman 2022#the batman#batman 2022#battinson needs a hug#soft bruce wayne#harvey dent#two face#bruharvey#dc universe#dc#gotham#selina kyle#catwoman#batcat
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I’m a sucker for time travel AUs
Jason isn’t the time traveler. All his parents are. I’m putting him at about 5 in this. Old enough to not be a baby, but too young to put all the pieces together.
So Cathy and Willis wake up. They freak the fuck out but realize they get to fix things!! Then Natalia knocks on their door. And a few hours later Harvey shows up. Talia kills Sheila Haywood and the Joker and then shows up a few days later. Bruce… you can have fun with that. I wanted this to be fluff with baby Jason and all his parents. 
Funny idea actually. Bruce thinking that Jay remembers and that somehow five-year-old Jason broke into Arkham and killed the Joker, shows up at the Todd’s door. Talia answers it. 
I WANT TO STRESS THIS IS FLUFF
You drive a hard bargain, but I'll see what I can do.
I actually often think about a similar au where the Todd's and baby Jay stumble into the future by sheer accident, very silly, soul crushingly sad.
I think Bruce probably tells his past self to stick behind because there's future business afoot and he doesn't mess up the past. And then the Joker is murdered and Bruce assumes that Jason came back to the past too. So the current future is out the window, two Batman's pop up at the door and IT'S FIVE YEAR OLD JASON WHO ANSWERS IT!! He thinks it's more of his aunties and uncles over for family dinner so he rushes to the door and these big brooding assholes are just looming. And he's like "...Can I?? Help you?? Sirs??" Future Bruce is trying not to choke on his own tears because Jason is just a BABY!! He's so little!!! And past Bruce is like "Hey we need to talk to your- TALIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE."
*With mild disdain* "Beloved."
Past Bruce who's trying to figure what he did to earn that because they were JUST galavanting around Paris, so he glares over at Future Bruce who's like "😐".
Slowly more of Jason's parents are arguing in front of the door before Cathy pushes past assassins, Rogues, and crime bosses alike because this is HER HOME thank you. And she's like "take your shoes off and put your weapons in the box by the door and come help set the table or leave. No clown talk allowed, this is family time."
And past Bruce is like "???" And future Bruce is still "😐" but they do end up sitting at the table with everyone. They are unequivocally the odd ones out though so they eat their spaghetti in silence while everyone else has a good time and catches up.
#dc#jason todd#bruce wayne#catherine todd#willis todd#natalia knight#Nathalie Knight#talia al gul#harvey dent#ask#mutual mayhem
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Single parent Bruce Wayne batkids being protective and (healthy) possessive over Bruce?? Batkids who have differing opinions on who Bruce should date?? Yes, yes, yes!!
I imagined that the kids are pretty used to Bruce going on dates as Brucie Wayne, to keep up the playboy persona. All of them have worried about varying degrees. Some took the time to do background checks on the person he was going out with and others decided to spy on them.
Hell, they would’ve been doing just that if Alfred hadn’t stopped them. Said something about how Bruce is an adult who can make his own decisions. They all knew the butler was lying through his teeth.
But they were all comforted by the fact that Bruce didn't have any feelings. That most likely, there would be no second dates with that person, they would fade into the faceless void that was the Gotham elite.
That assurance wrapped them up in a blanket when Bruce was out later than he was supposed to. When he came back happy and giggling rather than the usual indifference or just exhaustion.
“This is weird, right?” Duke questioned one day. They were all in the kitchen waiting for brownies that Jason was stress baking them.
“What is?” Jason asked-mumbled as he was setting the timer.
There was a definite tension in the air around them. For a full house of people, it was quiet. Just the sound of mindlessly scrolling on the phone and Jason’s baking filled it. The silence lingered either way.
“That we have this protectiveness of Bruce,” he explained. “Like he goes out for a ‘date’ and look at us. All nervous and fidgety. I mean, it’s been an hour and no arguments between Tim and Dami.”
No one had an answer for that. It was one of those that were complicated and simple all at once. Bruce was a person with feelings even though he tries to hide them, they are present. They exist. And he breaks, easy and often. And shouldn’t that be reason enough? Because he’s a person who has so much love to give but has been burned too many times.
But continues to love either way.
“Because he’s our dad and no one’s ever gonna be good enough for him, duh.” Jason answers, unfiltered and blunt. He was the most vocal in opposition to these dates in the first place, or Bruce going on dates in general.
“But it's all fake though? We all know that for him it might as well be another business meeting.”
Jason opened his mouth to respond when Bruce walked in, and as usual he was bombarded with a million questions. Duke’s question was forgotten by all of them.
“Where did you go?”
“What did you do?”
“Who was it?”
“How was it?”
“Guys, guys, calm down,” Bruce chuckles, “I just got into the house. Let me settle in first.” There was a faint redness of his cheeks, a glint in his eyes.
That only suggest trouble.
“And also, my date isn’t the type of person you guys are thinking of,” he starts off, walking towards the den. His kids follow him like little ducklings following their mother. “It was Harvey Dent “
“The fucking D.A?! Two Face??” Jason yells, alarmed. Harvey Dent wasn't the type to have fake dates with people.
“It was a real date,” Bruce admits to them. He gets comfortable on the couch and all of his kids surround him, preparing to latch on to every word. “Only Alfred knew about it because we know how you kids can get. I really like him, and I know that you have your suspicions, especially about him. So, please?”
“No!” Jason said, a frown on his face and his arms crossed. “I don’t like him, I don’t trust him, and he isn’t good enough.”
“Jay-“
“I agree with Todd, Father,” Damian cuts in. “My mother is a more suitable choice if we’re being honest.”
“Eh, if we are actually being honest, it’d be Superman.”
“Superman?!” Jason questions with disgust written all over his face. “Dickface, I know you have some hero worship going on with him, but that's the most basic of basic.”
“Plus, it’d be weird if I was dating my Dad’s boyfriend’s son,” Tim added.
“For once, Drake is correct. Neither Dent nor the alien is the correct choice for Father. Like I-”
“No, little brother,” Cass said.
“Yea, I agree with Cass here, Dames. I just don't see it working out with those two,” Duke agreed.
The argument continued well into the night and in true Wayne fashion, it in a debate style with well-thought powerpoints and some insults thrown in of course. No one had any agreement on who deserved their father.
“Um, do I get to make a decision on this?” Bruce asked in the middle of a laughing fit. It was nice to have the house full with people and laughter.
All of them looked at him with a blank stare and responded with a swift “No”.
#bruce wayne#jason todd#batfam#dick grayson#dc comics#soft bruce wayne#cassandra wayne#duke thomas#tim drake#bruharvey#damian wayne#single parent bruce wayne#batman fluff#batman#batfamily
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Do you think there have ever been a pile of circumstances that ends up with Jason taking care of Lian, but having to hand her over to Harvey because something came up, and he's like "I'll be back in an hour don't be mad at me" but when he DOES come back, Harvey's got like 600 clips in his hair, and Lian's breaking out the sparkly eye shadow (you know, the funky ones in the cute cases that are for kids) and he's just like "I hope she'll come back again" (I just think Harvey was born to be a girl dad that's really all this is) 🥹
"Here," Jason said, nudging Lian forward from the doorway. "Her name is 'Lian' by the way, not 'kid'. I'll be back in an hour, don't be mad at me, I'll get you a double choc or something, bye."
Harvey's face twisted. "Who the fuck is this?"
The doors down the hall slammed shut, signifying Jason's leave. It's that fuckin' Roy boy, I fuckin' told you. I told you. Harvey growled to himself before his eyes locked onto the young teen standing in the doorway. She gazed back, rather unphased by him. A small smile curled the edges of her lips. Peculiar. Most children gawked at Harvey like he was something from a B-Flick Horror.
Harvey slid his hands into his pockets, fidgeting with his coin, grasping at the comfort of its familiar scarring. "Ok. What do you want?"
Lian presented a horridly pink, plastic case. "Jason told me you like changing your face."
Harvey signalled to one of his bemused men standing nearby to hide Jason's Xbox. Once the thug had left, Harvey cleared his throat, his lips thin.
"Is that right, he said that, did he? What's in that case then?"
Acid vials. Stop it. Lian opened the case, revealing- oh, God. Eyeshadows. Lip balms. Was that what they were called? Of course they were. Harvey was familiar with the dark eyeshadow Bruce would smudge around his eyes. But this seemed to be advanced stuff.
"You have grey eyes," Lian pointed out.
"We do."
"Neutral colours go well with that."
"Ok."
Lian's smile bloomed. She approached casually, like she wasn't in the den of an entire underground operation, like she wasn't walking the same path where Harvey's men would drag body bags. Harvey froze. He didn't want this. It was humiliating. He hoped Jason was ready for a second death. He was going to be rendered from a Crime Lord to a-
"Pretty guy. You don't look as bad as you think," Lian hummed as she coated another layer of copper glimmer onto Harvey's good eye, almost an hour in.
Harvey grunted, his lips twitching to stop the pleased smile from forming on his face. Scarvey was screeching in his head, yes, but somehow at the moment it was easy to ignore him. Contentedness was a foreign feeling. It felt, dare he say, nice to have a youth of Gotham not be tainted by its darkness, not completely. Childlike fun seemed to be one of Gotham's folktales now. Of course, he didn't know the girl very well. She may have been hiding something behind those focused eyes. Most kids in this city did.
"You're good at this," Harvey mumbled, taking a draw of the cigarette he had lit as Lian did whatever it was she was doing.
"I know," she replied, smiling.
You look fucking ridiculous. We have looked ridiculous ever since the fucking courtroom, pipe down. Yes, Harvey may have looked quite insane with his glittering eyes and his cherry-flavoured balm and the patchy concealer under his shadowed eyes and the chalky contour that made his defined face eerily more defined and the cheap, sparkling clips in his hair that would most certainly get stuck in the gel, but if this is what a father's joy brought, he wanted more.
That was, until the shine of Jason's phone peeked around the corner of the doorway.
#IDK why I decided to write for this. IG I felt inspired. Lmaoooo.#But yeah!#Girldad Harvey. Reluctant Girldad but it's there.#writing#<- IG. IDK.#short fic#asks#answered
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Gotham : Season 1 Episode 1
I fell upon the character of Jerome Valeska a few weeks ago and got an obsession over him. Then Jeremiah, Oswald Cobblepot, Edward Nygma (Nygmobblepot 🙄💕)... I watched videos, read fanfictions, followed Tumblr posts...
Today I'm FINALLY WATCHING THAT SHOW!!
I'm 5 minutes in and...
Selina is SO COOL
Bruce just experienced the worst night of his life DAMN! (By the way, leaving the boy alive is a stupid move... But I suppose there wouldn't be a story otherwise 🙄)
Jim Gordon!? I beg you pardon!? HOT AS FUCK!
Then, at the crime scene :
Jim is so soft talking to little Bruce. 🥺
The "There will be light" bit! 😭
"I should have done something. I was too scared." BOY! You couldn't have done ANYTHING! You would have just been killed in the lot if you'd moved.
"You can be STRONG." Hum... Thanks no thanks Jim. "Be strong!" Fuck you let him be a second. X) I get it huh, but damn it man. Boy just lost both his parents!
Bruce RUNNING TO ALFRED!! 😭😭
💥 INTRO TITLE 💥
OMG the Café! I only know it because of the soup scene with Jerome. 😭😭
Bullock pisses me off a little there but I get where he's coming from... Jim (the "new guy") so much wants to do his best!! 🥹
Renee Montoya... I'm forced by my brain to be reminded of the Harley Quinn movie. 😍
Do I have the right to say that Crispus Allen is an asshole?
At the station :
"She said you had to keep me huh?" JIM 😍🤣
"This is not a city, or a job for nice guys." OH MY... I just... He's right. Fuck. 😭😭
The compilation of arrestations & interviews with the music in the background is 🔥🔥.
EDWARD NYGMA!! I'm hyperventilating!! His first appearance, his freaking SMILE!! I... AAHHHHHHH!
His FIRST RIDDLE ❓and Jim immediately answering it!... Is it okay if I ship them a little for now, after 10 seconds? It is. What's the name of that ship? OMG. 🫶
Fish Mooney being a "last resort". 🤣 Btw, BEAUTIFUL 😍🎉
OSWALD COBBLEPOT 🔥😍🥰🐧☂️ Little umbrella holder... Btw, the way he ENJOYS watching the man being beaten up... Yeah... 🙄🙃
"If you let that hair go frizzy, you will be!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 PLEASE
Oswald that BITCH 😭😭 He's like a soft little umbrella boy... And then he beats the shit out of the man already on the ground I can't!! I mean I know he's a villain but damn in the beginning he's like "Oh, I can beat him up too? Thank you that's so sweet to let me." *hit - hit* He's (I suppose) throwing his lack of confidence in the blows...
Harvey and Fish so casual, friendly... Jim *UTTER CONFUSION*
Jim already can't with their bullshit!! 🤣🤣
"Yeah, take it easy, Penguin!" - "You know I don't like to be called that!" Babyyyy 😢🐧
Butch is... I... 🤣🤣
"Drop the bat" - *Drops it proudly* 🤣🙃🐧🙄
"All in fun" Oswald... He sounds like a little boy and he's supposed to be 29 (as said on Google). I like his voice, but it's the way his says the sentences. Boy tries to sound all innocent, I can't.
"No problem. Fun." Says the guy kneeling on the floor with blood pooling in between his teeth...
"You're the new guy, huh? How do you like Gotham so far?" I mean... 🙄🤣🙃🥲
The exchange of looks between Fish and Jim...
Barbara Kean
"Talk to me." and he DOES. Jim, one point on the green flag side.
"You don't want to talk to daddy. (...) He's mean." 😭😭😭😭 Little girl.
The wife is terrified for sure and lying so that she doesn't get beaten up by her supposed to be husband. 😭😭😭😭
Bastard tryna escape. 😑
Jim is at his 100% 😮 Man's risking his life, only his fists to fight with...
Jim baby fighting for his life (and for Bruce)... Meanwhile Harvey *shoots once*
Case solved... I suppose. 🤔
Oswald and THE GLASSES 🫠🫠😍😍
"... framed by Fish Mooney and the cops." OMG Harvey what did you... Just to close a freaking case!?
And, Oswald, you're giving informations to Montoya and Allen? Oh MY! Fish is gonna "frizz" you for real 😮
"That poor orphan boy picked my conscience." NAAHHH 🤣😭
Bruce baby 😭😭 the funeral
Oh, Selina! She's a freaking cat from the start. 😌
"You kept your promise." Nnooooo 😭 but Gordon doesn't know. That's not his fault. 🥲
Barbara & Renee?...
Oh... Former friends, lovers? 😏
James doesn't know. He's not privy to that BS!
James going back to the house to search for the truth himself!! 😮❤️
No shiny shoes, NONE.
"Forget about it" NUH UH!
Oswald BABYYYY
James!
OH MY. Does their weird friends/ship/frenemies whatever relationship starts here? 😍
Fish : "You think I'll tell you the truth?"
*Two henchmen walking in*
James : "You just did." 🔥🔥🔥🔥 MAN!
OMG, James beating the two guys... But obviously Fish knocks him out from behind. 🙄
How did Harvey think she was gonna let that go?
Oswald SWEATING 🤣🤣
"Won't you be a sweet boy and rub my feet?" SHE KNOWS!!
The zoom on the foot though x)
Oswald thinking "Yeah... I'm the one who's gonna take over one day!!" 🙄
"Only you saw me with the pearls. No one else..." AAHHHHHH RUN, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Immediately puts the blame on Gilzean!? What a way to make more enemies... 😅🙃
"Prove your loyalty, my little Pen-guin." The shift on Oswald's face!! 😮😮
The man on stage in the background though. 🤣
Oswald BABYYYY 😭😭😭😭 beaten up.
OH! Falcone. Here we meet. Damn. At least saving James & Harvey.
"You can't have organised crime without law and order."...
Who killed the Waynes then!?
What!? OSWALD IN THE CAR TRUNK!?
"Please. Please, I beg of you.." 😭😭
Falcone wants Jim to do WHAT!? AAAAHHHHH
Ok, Oswald is gonna survive. Man's here 'till the end of season 5 but still...
Harvey calling Oswald a "scumbag". X)
I like the rapid talk about war!
Hurting Oswald's bad leg while shoving him out of the car. 🥺
Baby betrayed Fish and is supposed to be killed, but he's now begging for mercy. Like... what did you expect, dude!? 😭
THE WALK 💕🐧
"Please Mister Gordon. Just let me live. I'll do whatever you say. I'll be your slave for life!" (OMG I WANNA READ THAT FANFICTION 🔥🤣) But it's so sad like Oswald's so used to being a servant/slave.
His shiny eyes. 🥺
"I'm clever that way. And I can help you. I can be a spy for-" aaahhhhh
James is so... He doesn't want to... but he knows he has no choice but ah!
"Don't ever come back to Gotham." *proceeds to shoot in the air, then shoves Oswald in the water*
First, MAN, LOVE YOU!
Then, He will come back. 🙄
"Oi! Master Bruce! Get your bloody ass..." How Alfred talks to him is just so... 🤣🤣
"Fear tells you where the edge is. Fear is a good thing." 100% AGREED.
Jim planning on cleaning the whole police department!! DEDICATION.
Bruce shutting Alfred up. Damn.
Bruce giving James his badge back... The symbol!
Selina!! You have a stalking problem girl. 🤣🤣 Love the "steam punk glasses whatever I don't know the name" though. 💅
Oswald resurfacing from the water. Take a deep breath buddy. x)
You just slit the throat of a random stranger to steal his sandwich!? I cannot condone that life choice man. A bit much truly.
Okay...
That's only episode 1!? Are you kidding me!? Fuck... That's gonna be a lot... That's gonna be FABULOUS. 😍😍
I think I might write a little reaction post each time.
Like if you're interested.
You can also loose your shit with me in the comments.
See ya. 🫶
#gotham tv#selina kyle#bruce wayne#jim gordon#alfred pennyworth#harvey bullock#renee montoya#crispus allen#edward nygma#fish mooney#oswald cobblepot#barbara kean#butch gilzean#carmine falcone#gotham season 1 episode 1#gotham first time watching
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WHAT'S UP GAMERS IT'S GOTHAM TIME
Gotham 5x09
drink: simply spiked lemonade (5% alcohol)
Lee asked if she's supposed to stay at home to raise Jim's baby with Barbara while Jim's out playing cowboy cop and like... maybe. personally I would like to see it
I love the spirit halloween costumes the gangs are wearing they're so fun. also quoth my wife they're all "bouncing in an idle animation" and they really are
baby batcat date!!!
Ben McKenzie got to write an episode and the first thing he did was shoot Jim... even Jim is sick of Jim
and Erin Richards is directing they really were just outsourcing episodes to the cast at this point
Robin Lord Taylor is dialing the performance up to like a 20 out of 10 today. full male hysteria moment. and good for him!
unexpected Ivy return! ma'am please step away from that underage boy!
my wife, watching Jim Gordon prosecute himself at his own hallucinatory trial, unimpressed: "that's just what it's like to be Catholic."
cannot believe Zsasz may have finally pulled off a hit on a main character good job baby boy.
Ben McKenzie I am hugging you warmly for writing a moment where Alfred talks about how much he loves Bruce and Is his father. perhaps a tiny Alfred redemption arc with four episodes to go.
Ivy and Zsasz should just fuck, actually
Lucius baby you've been Poison Ivy'd before you cannot fall for this so easy I'm in hell
Jim hallucinating Oswald and Ed cozily playing the piano singing together... what does it all mean
Bruce and Selina fighting:
I cannot believe I'm going to say this but Ben McKenzie should have written more episodes. this one is so dumb it rules.
actually genuinely extremely fucked up the degree to which Jim and Lee seem to be planning to raise this child without Barbara entirely what's the plan gamers
HOLY TIMESKIP BATMAN
NOT THE WEDDING AT THE GCPD BEN MCKENZIE YOU MADMAN
Harvey officiating... shut the fuck up...
Selina wearing a studded leather jacket and her cat gloves to a wedding is so fucking funny. iconic. she IS Catwoman.
my wife, watching Jim and Lee get married: "she should kill him right now. take him out in the happiest moment of his life."
my wife understands this show perfectly, reader
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BLOG POST NO. 12 - WTF IS A BATMAN
If there is one thing that I have learned about the people of this city, it is the fact that literally everyone here loves to gossip. Like seriously, you see it everywhere, from people of all ages, young or old. I’m not complaining about it by any means (I’m Filipino, being a marites is kinda in my blood) but it’s just a little bit jarring to be on the bus, just peacefully minding my own business, then suddenly overhear someone gossiping in the seats behind me.
Which is exactly what happened to me today on my ride to school.
The apparent topic of the day? The identity of the ever mysterious Batman.
I know, I know, the topic has been talked about so much that if you compiled all the conspiracy theories regarding this and printed it out, the amount of paper you’d fill up might just be enough to reach the halfway point between the Earth and the Moon.
But regardless of how overdone this topic is, it’s still a pretty interesting thing to talk about. After all, absolutely no one knows who Batman is, or if he’s even a man in the first place. For all we know, the “man” in his name might be a red herring and he’s actually some eldritch alien sent from beyond the Milky Way to lull the world into a false sense of security so he can open a portal into the Dark Dimension and take over the entire world as an evil overlord.
Too much? Yeah, I think so too— but hey, what else am I supposed to do during my Differential Equations class, actually listen to the lecture? Pssh, nahhh— my attention span is way too short to sit through an entire 3 hours of just constantly being bombarded by numbers (I am so fucked).
Anyway, back to the topic at hand— Batman’s identity.
I’ve seen so many theories floating around about this, but only two in particular are that memorable for me personally. Well, three if you count the last one (we’ll get to that).
The first theory was that it might be this dude named Harvey Dent (had to look him up— and man, all I can say is that I’m sorry), but uh certain events have completely debunked that. If you live in Gotham then you know exactly what I’m talking about, and if you don’t then uh go do a quick internet search, I’m too lazy to spoon feed you all the information you need (you gotta learn how to do your own research somehow).
Then there’s the whole “Batman is Bruce Wayne” thing which is like, okay, I know where they’re going with this but at the same time I’m kinda ehh on it, you know? For one, Bruce Wayne looks too much like a personified teddy bear (I have said this once and I’ve said it again) to be the civilian identity of the literal definition of darkness and “it’s not a phase” but bat furry coded. I just don’t think the dude that flirts with women and men (istg the amount of times the tabloids just conveniently skip past this— I know for a fact I’m not the only one who’s seen that photo of this dude grab the waist of that male reporter from the Daily Planet— I see them) every chance he gets is the same guy who puts on a bat costume (am I allowed to make another furry joke?) to beat up bad guys in the middle of the night.
So what I’m trying to get at here is that I see the point being made, and I acknowledge it, but I just feel like we need more concrete evidence, you know?
I hope to fuck that I did not just summon an entire mob to come after me for that last bit.
Anyhow, onto my final theory, which is the fact that Batman might just be a cryptid born from the shadows of Gotham herself. This connects to the whole “Gotham is alive” conspiracy that started circulating around a few years ago. I don’t know how popularized it is, but it ended up reaching me when I was browsing through some forums a couple weeks back and honestly, even if it’s not true, it makes for an interesting thought. Because hey, what if cities are alive? That’d be interesting (and is also mildly terrifying).
The basic idea of this theory is the fact that Batman, thanks to being a cryptid and all that, isn’t actually human and therefore doesn’t have a human identity. He’s just Batman. As for why Gotham made him in the form of a human, not many people really answer this question (or more like no one really bothers to ask), but here’s my thoughts: I think Gotham made Batman into a humanoid because we as humans are often more inclined to be comfortable with something if it’s in the form of something familiar to us (hence, human). Like, imagine if Batman wasn’t human and was something like a massive blur of shadow and tendrils— wouldn’t that freak you the fuck out? Regardless of whether or not it saved you, you’ll still feel fucking terrified of it. But if it’s someone that just looks like a dude in a costume, then doesn’t that make you a little less scared? (I say “a little less” because let’s be real, human or not, Batman excels in being terrifying)
Well, that’s all under the assumption that the whole “Batman is a Cryptid” and “Gotham is Alive” are true.
Or that Batman even exists.
I’m pretty sure he does but there’s a lot of people that are saying otherwise, so I feel like I should at least acknowledge the fact that some people think he’s not real? Like, I even have classmates who say that Batman is just a tale told to kids so they don’t misbehave and stay out for too long— which, okay, that’s fair. I’ve heard my fair share of scary stories and beings throughout my childhood as well to be honest— also from adults who thought it’d be a great way to keep me obedient (mostly my titos and titas, my ma and pa never really liked scaring me or my brother)
Buut, I’m going to have to disagree with those points because I’ve heard Red Hood talk to his little earpiece thing (yes, Red Hood, I know you have one, because literally every vigilante/hero in a team should— no, I do not care if you say you’re a crime lord, you saved me from a mugger, get over it). And you know who he called out to one time? Batman.
And okay, to be fair, Red Hood could’ve just said the name to keep convincing people that Batman is real when he’s not, but honestly I don’t think Mr. Bleeding Bat Symbol over here would be that dedicated in making Gotham believe in something that isn’t real.
But I digress.
Do I actually care about Batman's real identity? Absolutely not. As long as the dude doesn’t bother me then I have nothing against his questionable life choices (I mean come on, what kind of life choices lead you to dressing up like a crime fighting bat?).
And also he keeps Gotham marginally safer, I guess, so that’s a win in my book.
As for the whole “What’s Batman’s relationship with Bruce Wayne?”— I've also given it some thought.
And honestly a part of me thinks they might be exes… or divorced.
But that’s a ramble for another time— I need to study for my next class.
#batman#batman secret identity#who tf is he#is batman even a man#or is he just a cryptid who looks like a man#batman conspiracies#there's a whole lot more where that came from#i wrote this instead of sleeping#bruce wayne#special mention#gotham#living in gotham#gotham blogs#gothomites love gossip
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gotham incorrect quotes using this generator (part 6)
Ed: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Lee: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from our boss.
Ed, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
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Oswald: I hate to disagree with you, but-
Barbara: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.
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Harvey: When I first met you, I did not like you.
Ed: I'm aware of that.
Harvey: But then you and I had some time together.
Ed: Uh-huh?
Harvey: It did not get better.
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Oswald: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, Jim, are a fucking cactus.
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Lucius: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.
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Ed: If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I am not. I am out there, very dangerous, and I am looking for you. Good luck.
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Alfred: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Harvey: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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Ed: When do I get my own gun?
Harvey: I wouldn’t trust you with my kid’s lightsaber.
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Ed, over radio: Testing. Testing. Oswald, can you hear me?
Oswald, standing next to Ed: I’m standing right here.
Ed: You’re coming through good and loud.
Oswald: Because I’m standing right here.
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Jim, on the phone: Where are you?
Harvey: I told you, I’m at work!
Jim: Swear you’re not at Chuck E Cheese again?
*skee ball machine alarm goes off in the background*
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Harvey: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Lucius: Why not?
Harvey: Because I don't know what they mean.
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Ed: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Oswald: No... well, their slowness.
Ed: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Ed: Now I have a plan.
Ed: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Lee, teaching Barbara to drive: Okay, you're driving and Tabitha and Butch walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Barbara: Oh, definitely Butch. I could never hurt Tabitha.
Lee, massaging her temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
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Lucius: "You look tired" well, the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease.
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Oswald: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Ed: Is that a picture of you?
Oswald: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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Jim: Barbara...
Barbara: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. However, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck.
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Bruce: Hey.
Selina: Hey?
Bruce: I can't sleep. :/
Selina: I can. Goodnight.
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Lee: You’re alive.
Barbara: No need to sound so disappointed.
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Lucius: Did it hurt when you fell-
Ed: From heaven? Foxy, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Lucius: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Ed: ...
Lucius: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
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Jim: When I die I want everyone in the GCPD to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.
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Lee: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Jim: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Lee: That's not how that works-
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Harvey: We’ll get back into there or die trying.
Lucius: No one’s dying.
Harvey: Not with that attitude.
Part 5
#gotham#gotham incorrect quotes#lee thompkins#ed nygma#oswald cobblepot#barbara kean#harvey bullock#lucius fox#alfred pennyworth#jim gordon#bruce wayne#selina kyle
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caped crusader spoilers!!! I need to let my half baked thoughts out. spoilers under the cut
Animation is good! voice acting is good! I love how the caracters sound!
That said, this show... is so mid. The best parts are Barbara, montoya and harley. Bruce kinda tags along which is more than fine, he's not the only character in the show but i cant help but feel like this whole elseworld thing was an excuse? they arent different enough and theres other stuff that just... didnt click with me. like, penguin looked so good but shes never mentioned outside of ep 1? she was so interesting but she feels underused??
The women in this show feel so interesting! and so fleshed out. I loved the harley & barbara & renee thing. I loved penguin, i loved selina, i loved them, i wanted to see more of them.
the other guys are fine? clayface has a similar motivation to btas and as an observation, i find that this show isn't quite btas in exploring on theme with bruce / batman but a weird mission? not necessarily a bad thing but some eps def dragged on. Again, barbara is the star of the show. she and montoya move a lot of things along.
Its weird that bullock sticks with flass for so long. Like, i guess he's a Thorne lackey first and foremost?
And DONT even get me started on Harvey. That whole schtick about him being corrupt didn't change shit, considering his ending and the way his story works, which is the same btw. he puts a dangerous person behind bars and gets Dented tm. then he has a breakdown and does fucked up shit (would've worked anyway)
and his death pissed me off because of teh above. It's like, hes not the tragic character with the abuse backstory but he changed his mind at some point about his own actions??? idk where that happened or where i was supposed to feel like he did so i just feel like the show is trying to convince me that he was good all along or that he wasnt that bad.
like a lot of things in this show are cool with harvey (the date with bruce, his explosive self loathing, his suicidal ideation, his understanding to other patients, him wanting to save people but only near the end) but the fact they have to come packaged with him being an ass that's cool with corruption feels wasted in a way. Like, you can only redeem him when he's already done horrible things and not the guy who wanted to do good (btas) and did horrible things later.
I appreciate the bruharv but his death sticks with me in a bad way. I don't feel like it's earned? its like i, as a fan, want to feel something for this harvey, but i dont. then when i think, okay, whatever, he's cool i guess, the death is there, not as a tragedy of who harvey is (and bruce seemed fine with harvey being corrupt?? he knowingly endorses him and hangs out with him?) but about bruce being so far gone he felt too close to the edge like harvey and that scared him
And its not him saying that, its alfred, who he calls pennyworth. (uh, this bruce isn't a nice bruce and while that's fine, its so... hard to sympathize with his choices sometimes)
just my two cents. I don't wanna hate this. I really don't but man, the last ep made me want to type this out.
EDIt: Love some of the design choices. Hate others. Animation is serviceable. Bruce looks so... weird to me. Harvey what i can only call eVil eyebrows and compared to everyone else they just didnt click with me unfortunately.
#batman: caped crusader#harvey dent#two face#batman#bruharvey#barbara gordon#james gordon#batman: caped crusader spoilers#spoilers#oswalda cobblepot
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Okay, I finally have all the episodes done, and man oh man do I have thoughts.
First off, I can see why people compared this a lot to BTAS, and tbf I did too, but it's just not BTAS. While it has a lot of the same vibes, it makes its own 1940's noir style, which I think really works for the most part. Gorgeous city and background, but I can see the Bruce Timm "similar faces for certain characters" thing going on, which does kind of take me out of things a little. Love the fighting, love the gore and deaths that very much feel in tune for the gritty Gotham/DC world, love some takes on early villains that I kind of hope we see later on in more seasons. Over all I think it's a solid 8/10, and I need more of this show.
So there are some...issues ---
I really didn't like how Bruce is such a dick to Alfred, like come on guys :/
I get this is the early years, and usually he's kind of standoffish, but there were a few times he was just downright nasty and I am not with that >:/
Was also not a fan of Harley's redesign and how short her arc was, she needed more time before the big reveal of how she's already down the rabbit hole, which, while that's a nice change, felt very abrupt and I don't like how that all ended with such a small amount of time to see her on the other side. I really hope she kicks ass in a potential second season, and generally I just want to see where she goes before Joker.
Not cool they made Bullock corrupt yet again, poor dude can't catch a break I stg.
ALSO WHY DID YOU KILL HARVEY/TWO-FACE ARE YOU FOR SERIOUS
WE COULD HAVE HAD THINGS MAN, WE COULD HAVE HAD SUCH A COOL FUCKING STORY WITH HIM AAAAAAAAAA
And fuuuuuuuck that reveal at the end
Onto the more positive things ---
I love love love love love the Two-Face angle they went with, where he is the non-aggressor and Harvey is the one off of his nut. It really works with how they showed him to be through the season, kind enough but 100% in it for himself/his campaign, and to let that desire and paranoia to consume him as opposed to pouring it into making Two-Face was a refreshing take for him. It's a FUCKING SHAME THEY KILLED HIM COME ON.
Really liked Nocturna(?), I know she was supposed to be in BTAS but was considered too dark for the time, so it was nice to see some concepts being shown here.
Alfred is and always will be the GOAT, that's about it for him. Same with Jim Gordon, dude was solid as he was practical, and as always I love him <3
Even though her name was dumb, I really didn't care about Oswalda being genderbent? She was ruthless and just as horrendous as I expected, and I'm here for that.
Overall I liked it, 10 episodes is far too short IMO, but hopefully we get more in the future!
#personal#batman#batman caped crusader#batman caped crusader spoilers#spoilers#batman caped crusaders season 1 spoilers#give me Riddler next season#I need him#same with Scarecrow#and seeing someone like Bookworm would make my eon
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GOD. THIS IS SO MUCH LONGER THAN TWO FACE. i typed too much and theres too many qs so under the cut it goes
H - What is your favorite source text for fandom stuff (e.g., TV shows, movies, books, anime, Western animation, etc.)?
books!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or....... i guess comics, these days, but i HATE READING COMICS they juST HAVE MORE COMPELLING FANDOMS. book fandoms are PUNY nad everyone is STUPID. youd think actual literary fandoms would have reading comprehension and understanding of literary critique but no!!!!!!!!!!!!! its literally my eternal fuckign struggle. somehow comic fandoms hit the perfect medium between compelling, readable content and the enthusiasm of cartoon fans without the childishness of cartoon fans
O - Choose a song at random. Which ship or character does it remind you of?
this isnt really a thing i do. the only time i associate characters w songs is my own ocs. barbies theme is miltons tower from the what remains of edith finch soundtrack!
M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.
i have also never really been one to project myself into stories. its just not how i consume media. i think sollux and rose already closely resemble the kinds of friends i make, so maybe them?
E - Have you added anything cracky/hilarious to your fandom? If so, what?
(freddy fazbear vc) vanessa.... ive done things, im not proud of.
i dont even know if i want to answer this question bc its so fucking humiliating LKJSNDLFSDNFSDF the truth is yes. i am solely responsible for. a lot. particularly in the pjo fandom. i created several crackships ground up all on my own way back in 2014 and developed a following for them and i. dont wantto tell you what those ships were. LSKJDFNSLDJNSDFSDDF ive also pioneered many ship tags for other fandoms and i ship a lot of rarepairs and stuff but i dont think im RESPONSIBLE for them?? in that some ppl already were into them/talking abotu them or tht theyre still not popular (augh. to the ones that became popular) but i AM liTERALLY responsible for some crack shit in the pjo fandom and its. it haunts me sometimes. i dont want to talk about it. IF YOU REMEMBER WHAT I DID NO YOU DONT
S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon (prompts optional but encouraged)
this is so vague. my headcanons are shifting and nebulous and aus are my constant companion in everything, but uhhhhhhghhusjkdjnsdg i think. roxy writes the same way dave draws comics. its extremely memey and meta and self aware and largely just for the personal lolz, and were all doing her a disservice by pretending her writing looks like roses, when in reality dirk is probably the one whod make comics the way rose makes books (which is probably why he doesnt make comics). its more of that thing where roxy and dave are the same and rose and dirk are the same ykwim. well YOU dont corvus but im sure someone else does
T - Do you have any hard and fast headcanons that you will die defending?
jason takes after bruce in terms of like. adopting entirely too many kids. he broods
U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.
harvey is a heartwrenching character when written well, with a complicated view of morality, heartbreaking ties to our main hero, and a lot of internal conflict. something about such a hopeful character deadset on making a different in the system becoming a victim of it, and the potential he has as a vehicle for critiquing the law.
percy is my favorite character from pjo bc it was the very first time in my life i ever read a book and saw myself in it. hes aggressive, impulsive, and rebellious, he fidgets and has a hard time standing still, he acts on emotion without always thinking it through, he gets in trouble in school and hands his mom a murder weapon to kill his stepdad, hes just... hes a lot of the things ive always gotten in trouble for, things i couldnt help being, and hes a hero. he means everything to me.
vriska, i will maintain until the day i die, is one of the best homestuck characters- maybe just characters?- ever written. shes dramatic, shes impulsive, shes manipulative and mean and creative, and shes just so messy about it. shes a mean girl in a way that feels real, where her trauma impacts and shapes her as a person, and shes complex, with warring wants, and people she cares about, and dreams, and shes so messy. shes rough and rude and shes doing what SHE wants to, being a version of herself that feels right to HER, rather than some caricature of the hot badass evil lady. shes thirteen!! and she FEELS thirteen. shes a thirteen year old weird girl who is kind of an asshole, and she means literally fucking everything to me. shes a pirate!!!!! shes a swashbuckling badass dressing up in her larping outfit and yelling at her friends on the playground to swab the deck and she is the bestest ever, the end.
i didnt mean for each one of these to be longer than the last but here we are.
C - A ship you have never liked and probably never will.
i hate jdedave peace and love it just feels weird as hell to me. dave, for the most part, is hyper respectful of other peoples choices and boundaries but when it comes to jade hes always trying to mke choices for her, to protect her, and it gets to the point where even jade points out how much it bugs her. jades crush on dave also seems to come from a place of misunderstanding to me, admiring a lot of the parts of himself that he exaggerates and pretends to care about as a result of trauma. it always felt like a kid crush that they shouldve grown out of with time. dave also just sort of seems to... go along with whatever romantic relationships people push him into at that age, rolling with whoever flirts with him jsut bc hes trying to maintain the image of a player, so its really hard to take him seriously any time he hits on someone?
that is just my interpretation of it tho
K - What character has your favorite development arc/the best development arc?
well. i havent finished my reread of homestuck, so that feels difficult to comment on just yet, bc im sure ill have a different opinion when i do finish it. no one in dc gets character arc bc theyre all just undone immediately, so thats like. yeah. and in pjo the arcs are pretty weak bc 1) kids books and 2) RICK UNDOES THEM ALL. AUGH. regardless of all of this, i am going to say jason grace. he had a lot of development in like the last two hoo books, or maybe just like.... hints of how he couldve developed? promise? which rick immediately set fire to in toa when he killed him, but fUCKING WHATEVER. UGH.
anyway actually tho eleanor from the good place. bisexual icon. queen. probably one of the best character arcs of all time. the episode w her mom has some of the most powerful fucking dialogue ever and i think about it. all the time. i should rewatch the good place.....
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Oh god, some Joker 2 photos are out y'know Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn which we all already knew but still gives me an icepick and now it looks like Harvey Dent's in on the picture too and i'm just wh....why do they keep doing this, they did the same thing with Gotham at the beginning they were like noooo we pwomise we won't do his big villains since he's fucking 10 and then as the show went on and they ran out of ideas it's like well fuck, guess we're throwing the villains in!!
Same thing, right here, it wasn't enough just to have the weird stand-alone Joker movie where he's inexplicably 30 years older than baby Bruce because character study and whatever, nope, now we gotta do a sequel because neckbeards drowned us in money. Oh, what should we do for the sequel? Well, we gotta bring the whole fucking rogues gallery parade in on the action!! And i hate it on every level it's stupid and it makes no SENSE
Look i know everyone talks about oh yeah Batman's the least interesting part of Batman, his villains are where it's at, but the whole thing doesn't really work without him. He's...he's like the straight man in a comedy routine, right?
You don't just get rid of him because by himself he's boring and not funny, it's about the CHEMISTRY with the funny one! Without the boring, unfunny prick, the whacky one is just grating and nonsensical! You need that unfunny prick for your act to work! Batman villains running around in a world where Bruce Wayne is 10 years old is fundamentally wrong on a visceral level and it makes me want to puke and yes i DO know some people have war in their countries, why do you ask?
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A thing that'll be interesting in Arkham: Shadows is, at least in terms of Harvey, is whether or not they will be consistent in what has previously been established about him in this canon. If SSKTJL is anything to go by, no. No, they won't.
But I don't think that'll be the case. At least mostly. Maybe?
Like, there's a lot of great stuff about him in AC and AK, even if it's far from its potential, but one thing that comes to mind is Hugo's therapy tapes with him in AC. I love shit like that.
Hugo mentions in these tapes that Harvey experienced very severe headaches (symptom of DID of course) that would frustrate him to no end, and in turn, would scare Gilda because she didn't really know what was happening to him or how to help him. He'd have these rages out of, apparently, nowhere. I wonder if we're going to see any of that? Perhaps even Gilda herself? Maybe when we, as Bruce, are working alongside Harvey on some mission he starts displaying this? Hmmm, that would be cool, methinks. Yes, yes, torture the bisexual, brunette man some more...
A very cute, yet quite sad, detail in the Flip of a Coin DLC in AK is where you can see a painted portrait of Gilda in Harvey's mansion - which he keeps on the 'good' side of his hallway, in a display of its own. Sooo, I wonder.
ALSO, in that recent screenshot of him, it does look like he's wearing a 'Vote Dent' badge on his suit which is so fucking adorable, I love that. Hhhhhhhh, I need to draw unscarred Harvey at some point with that fucking badge looking all exhausted and shit...
I'm still not a fan of his overall design but that's because I'm a whore for bigger Harveys so what can I say. The fatigued, shadowed eyes of a man who hasn't slept in days because of his justice-driven, autistic desire to clean Gotham is an absolute W though. And, like, I'm not that excited about this game TBH (VR L) but it'll be interesting to see how it goes and to see all the blorbos get fucked up.
#Note that I have not read the whole of the AK comic because Harvey gets in on Jason's torture and I think that's very dumb.#rambles
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