#bruce and tony science bros

[feelingsareforweak]

I joined mcu because of Dumbass geniuses Peter, Tony, Strange and Loki and im leaving mcu because of Peter, Tony, Strange and Loki beCAUSE THEY DESERVED BETTER YOU MFS-

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony: Bruce you can't keep coming up with excuses so you don't have to go to boring meetings

Bruce: You know I have... stress issues

Tony: And? So do I, so do half the Avengers

Bruce: Okay well yours haven't caused 531 million in damages

Tony:

Tony: Yeah I'll just tell them your grandma died again. Three times the charm

[blazeofbones]

everybody moved on but I've stayed here

The way Tony from the first moment they met knew Bruce was a good guy and not the monster that everybody thought he was 🥺

[scottxlogan]

[gunsandspaceships]

Billionaire Tony…

Does things like:

Making smoothie for his team

Chopping wood for a teammate

Repairing a tractor for the teammate

Playing paper football

Doing dishes

Tinkering in the garage

Building a bar with his science bro

And does not know what art is

[cowboy-caboodles]

science dads because we deserved a scene where peter interacts with bruce and tony!! and they do cool experiments in the lab!! and they talk in scientific jargon!! we were ROBBED!!

(captions for if you can’t read my handwriting: TOP LEFT CORNER: “omg i can’t believe you’re actually the hulk, how does it work, does it hurt, do your bones break or do they grow i have to know” TOP RIGHT CORNER: “thx for letting me use ur lab!!” BOTTOM LEFT CORNER: Tony says “should i get him up??” Bruce replies “no honey just let him sleep” Tony then says “he’s drooling on my sterile lab equipment”)

[ironspidersblog]

Hulk in avengers 1 may be confused and angry but he understood Bruce’s love for Tony and that’s what matters

[malice-kingdom]

I know the Marvel’s Avengers game came out years ago and is widely unpopular but I really enjoyed it. I just thought the game was fun and the story was really great.

So here have a bunch of sketches about it

[starlightshadowsworld]

You remember that era, where all the fics were the Avengers being best friends living in Avengers Tower.

Thor's obsessed with pop tarts and Hawkeyes in the vents for some reason.

Natasha steals everyone's clothes, Tony and Bruce are Science Bros TM doing all kinds of chaos in the labs.

Steve's sketchbook is beside him and Jarvis is helping him figure out his new phone.

I really want that era for the current MCU.

Just

Kamala and Darcy making lists of all the classics Carol needs to watch.

Yelena winning family game night. Demands Jimmy teachers her his card tricks.

Sam and Shang trying to out dance each other and pulling out the DDR machines.

Kate casually spoiling her friends.

While Bucky and Katy collect bets.

Monica and Wanda watching sitcoms together on rainy nights.

Zemo and Sharon showing up like they aren't both wanted criminals to watch horror movies.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(at a party at Tony and Steve's)

Peter:...Uh, I'm seeing someone.

Tony: Oh?

Wade: Oh?

Bruce(who's known about Peter and Wade for a while and couldn't tell Tony): Ohh...

Tony: So, who's the mystery person?

Peter: Well, uh, he's a superhero.

Tony: A real superhero?

Peter (sarcastic): No, a Time Square superhero....He's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him...if you just got to know him [he puts his arm around Wade]

Tony(who's been busy fixing a drink): Well that's wonderful. . . I -

(Tony stops when he sees Peter and Wade with their arms around each other)

Peter:...Dad, it's OK.

Wade: It is, Tony...I mean, Mr. Stark....I mean, Iron Man.

Tony: STEVE! Could you come in here for a moment?...NOW!

Steve(enters holding a baseball bat he'd been looking for): - Found it!

Bruce: - I'LL TAKE THAT, STEVE! [grabs the bat and leaves quickly]

[marvelouttakes]

Science bros

[hurtspideyparker]

Tony: Steve sunvbitch, throwing everything away, didn't even keep his sad assassin after breakin my heart for em

Bruce: Tony I'm really not that kind of doctor

Tony: *pushes away glass and starts drinking whiskey straight from the bottle*

Bruce: Oh god I really wish I was that kind of doctor. Um, bad Tony! No! *hisses*

[blazeofbones]

Just Science Bros

[scottxlogan]

@giftober 2023 | Day #1: "First Meeting". Tony and Bruce meet in The Avengers.

[chrisevansshield]

“I just brushed my big boner against ur butt bro no need to get all gay about it”

og tweet:

[cowboy-caboodles]

posting this on its own instead of just the original reblog, someone said to do the barbie meme as bruce and tony so obviously i had to

they’re in jail for being silly goofy guys :/