#bros not safe for humanity

[xamaxenta]

GGGUHHH GRRRAAAAAHHH RRRAAAHHH sabo starts sending marco unprompted custom videos. one is another meat slopping wet squelching one where sabo whispers to the mic shit like Is it warm inside? Im so wet <flesh tearing sound> i wish you were here, marco ❤️

its only once the shock and the boner are gone that he realizes he never actually shared his legal first name to this guy . marco thinks oh shit thats freaky but then tries to reassure himself like no, no, i mean my card is connected to patreon and its in my name so maybe my donations have the name on my card? (they dont. he knows they dont. he just likes pretending hes entirely unaware hes being hunted. it makes sabo hungrier)

R R R R R. AAA A. AHHHHHH MARCO REALISING HE NEVER GAVE HIS LEGAL NAAAMEEEE TO SABO RRRRRRRbbbbdbb!!!! (JET ENGINE TAKE OFF NOISES!!!)

FL ESH TEARING SOUND THE WET RIP OF THE INTERNAL HARD FAT THATS PACKED AROUND ORGANS AND SABO SOFTLY GASPIGNG AROUND THE WET PING OF FLESH SNAPPING APART

It IS FREAKY its super freaky 🥰 especially when Sabo starts complimenting his looks in some of the videos, about the tattoo even his closest family dont know about

Sabo whispers about grafting a piece of his heart to his own like wouldnt you love that (ofc we dont talk abt the actuality of this being possible its just horny) and Marco cums so hard he probably blacked out

But the point is is that he should be afraid but no here he is practically offering himself up as naive bait ripe for taking, ofc Sabo wont like an easy prey to hunt but its not like Marcos doing anything to stop him

Especially when he notes his laptop webcam light flickering on during his nighttime explorations of sabos channel :3c

[ronkeyroo]

🐺 LYCANTHROPY:

Featuring : The werewolf brothers

Is it a Blessing? ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ?

[3lliesan]

The Prefect after flipping off literal death for the nth time this month.

Ace: We are gathered here today to remember Life of the Ramshackle Prefect, Yuu. Taken too soon. Fighting yet another Overblot.

*Yuu on the nurse's bed, wrapped up in bandages for the nth time*: Stop talking about me in front of other people as if I'm dead, Ace.

*All of the are first years outside the Nurse room, door wide open.*

Epel: *sniff* Sometimes, I can still hear his voice.

Yuu: Man, fuck y'all!

[partangel]

me 🤝 symbolically adopting the foster teens who participate in my study by coming just to chat with them outside foster home

[dykedvonte]

opinions on Preston Garvey (this answer will decide whether or not I continue to follow you/j)

I love Preston!!!

I understand that the radiant quest for the Minutemen are annoying and repetitive but they’re honestly such a small thing compared to the fun major quest and not timed at all. The defense quest that pop up are annoying but Preston doesn’t assign those to you so I don’t get why he get blamed for those.

I think a lot of animosity for him comes from multiple poor story arcs and meta issues. Preston’s arc is kinda hard to see. He has depression was suicidal and he as ready to quit right before the Sole Survivor showed up and saved what remained of the Minutemen. His entire arc follows him as he rebuilds his belief in a peaceful Commonwealth with the help of the player and people forget that.

He started at a low and then someone highly capable and eager came to lend a hand. He admits he’s not cut out to lead and that while he can direct a settlement he’s no good at a bigger picture. It’s to give the player more agency with the Minutemen of course, but people call him lazy for it or inconsiderate to the Sole Survivor who agrees to help.

Preston isn’t the most engaging story wise of the campaign but I find him one of the most social able companions. He’s very polite and witty and I honest can understand why people have such a gripe with him? Part of me noticed that of all the companions the only two I didn’t know were companion options going into the game were Preston and X6-88… the only black options.

It sounds like a stretch but it’s far too common in fandoms and franchises like Fallout that people are overly critical and hateful or dismissive of black characters. The railroad and institute give you annoying radiant quests when you meet them as well and I didn’t even know that as so little people complain about them when they feel a lot more restrictive than Preston’s.

I all in all think his character isn’t that deep when it comes to understanding and comprehending his story but he’s still a rich character and I will defend him and his reputation with my life!!!

[spotaus]

Coda and Ichor! (Catacombtale Style!)

These two don't have a *ton* of interaction in the Main story, but since Ichor and Balance are the only two characters I've fully designed, Coda gets stuck next to him, haha!

BONUS art jumpscare:

These two actually exist in another project I'm working on too called Codex, which is basically just removing the UT aspects of Catacombtale and doing a lot more worldbuilding and character design!

Coda is older in Codex and is marked by an old God (which should get him jailed or killed, as it means for everyone else) but he hides it for years and years before he finally flees the complex he's living in to go confront the gods and stop their destructive path. Meanwhile Ichor is much the same, only he's much more ready and willing to help Coda without much prompting. Here he's also sort of a Koi Fish! (His brother is a Betta Fish)

[m00nc4kes]

if you believe in banning abortion FOR EVERYONE because of your religion, disrespectfully die.

nah cuz what the FUCK is wrong with Arizona. what happened to separation of church and state.

[rush-the-stars]

love when characters are just naturally yandere…..like nai.

[toytulini]

i know doctor who has never been Perfect, and i love capaldi, i love twelve, but christ alive its a hard watch sometimes

[sstvar]

anya giving the big ol boy some affection or comfort after a rough mission I DEMAND IT NOWEW 🙎‍♀️

OK FINE- /lh

plus a bonus:

he sure is used to giving out the affection so it sure comes as a shock when he’s the one RECEIVING it

consider this the official opening of the valentine’s event :) sorry i got to it kinda late, got busy again 😭😭 so come on guys keep ‘em comin 😈

[gizdathemxel]

i think the thing that bothers me most concerning radfem/terf thought is this weird bioessentialism that hangs around it — the idea that man/masculinity = always bad and women/femininity = always good, which is just so icky ??? like it’s a dehumanization of everyone regardless of where they fall on the gender spectrum, it kinda assumes that there is just one kind of man/masc or woman/fem (which under european standards, is NOT a very good thing), and also completely ignores how intersectional feminism and gender is.

like unfortunately some of the biggest misogynists are women. like let’s not forget that there are plenty of women who are willing to throw other women under the bus for male validation (think nlogs, and pick mes) or literally just bc they do not fw other women. let’s not forget that women in positions of power over other women (and even men!) can and will use that power (white feminists pushing aside feminists of color, the white tears phenomenon/violent rapist movie stereotypes/abled bodied women participating in eugenics against disabled women and men)

though not as much as I’ve seen men be complete creeps and weirdos, i have also seen a lot of dudes engage in feminist thought and try to challenge the patriarchy in their own lives.

I’ll be 100% clear and say that yes men are much more likely to commit acts of violence against women (or anyone perceived as such), but falling into that bioessentialist thought is literally so unhelpful. besides everything I’ve alr stated, it also just re-affirms the “validity” of patriarchy by dehumanizing everyone. like “ofc men are misogynistic evil sexist pigs bc they’re men; biologically they’re just like that” and “ofc women are perpetual perfect victims; they’re women, they can’t do or be anything else”. you see what I’m saying

like it is cathartic to be like i hate men or i wish the world was just full of women and stuff but its honestly kinda scary to that kind of thought be taken seriously in feminist spaces

tldr: bioessentialist (man naturally have these traits and women naturally have those traits) is bad; it completely ignores the other nuances alongside gender (race, class, ability) ,dehumanizes people to things they can’t control, and ignores serious issues committed by either gender (also ignores how transppl fit into that) and that’s the issue i have with terf/radfem thinking okay byeee

[melodicaprils]

yall ever wanna hang out w/ a friend who lives far away so badly that u start planning out exactly what ur gonna say n do in ur head while tweaking n kicking ur feet n giggling

cough cough going to hot topic w/ the absolute coolest n most malevolent (in a cool way) fictive ever formed cough cough

cough cough watching action movies w/ the absolute nicest n most benevolent (also in a cool way) fictive ever formed cough cough

cough cough getting my nails done w/ the absolute sweetest n most athletic (pls convince bro to stop getting eyebags irl too </3) fictive ever formed cough cough

cough cough getting boba w/ the absolute greatest n most invader-y (n cute in a rlly uh menacing way) fictive ever formed cough cough

cough cough watching some cool source episodes w/ the sweetest n most positive (n hyperactive but in a good way) fictive ever formed cough cough

cough cough the list goes on cough cough man i should go to the doctor fr

[pheonix-inside]

I just spent the last hour talking to myself about all the ways I would have changed Hazbin Hotel season 1 if I was writing it and now I feel like I gotta actually type this shit out or make a video essay out of it bc like. I'm actually really interested to hear others' opinions on the matter.

[s-ccaam-era-crepe]

Got complimented on my shirt four times today I love being queer <3

[deva-arts]

She's corrupting him with brushed hair, skincare and head scratches. Soon he might actually be tolerable.

On a side note who gave him that smarmy shirt. Someone, anyone. Go compost it.

Bonus scribble and speedpaint under cut!

Making the ratman want to go back to the sewers

Video!!! A video!!! I love ibispaint's niche little features <3

[laegolas]

Hey. Are you in the Northern Hemisphere? If you are, come here, I have to tell you something real quick:

If you see a post over the next few days/weeks about staying safe in the heat, or ways to deal with this summer’s humidity, that post is obviously not for you.

Do not comment that it is cold outside. Do not comment that it is the wrong season. We are very well aware that it is winter in the northern hemisphere. Please pay us some respect in kind. Just move on.