#me and my homies fucking hate arizona

[m00nc4kes]

if you believe in banning abortion FOR EVERYONE because of your religion, disrespectfully die.

nah cuz what the FUCK is wrong with Arizona. what happened to separation of church and state.

[pierremcguire]

can you imagine being josh doan right now .... your dad is a local hero to the team. you get drafted to that very same team you grew up watching. make your nhl debut for that team. score multiple goal in your debut in front of the city that call you and your family theirs. and then before your first full season, the franchise is sold. and the records and legacy your dad made and you hope to continue are effectively being left behind.

[chocolatechimsugakookie2]

My headcanons about each 4*Town member 😜

Jesse

Full name: Jesse Coleson Smith

Born and raised in San Francisco

Birthday: July 1

Age: 22

Height: 6’2

Only speaks English, but knows some German because of his grandmother.

Is learning Korean mainly because of Tae

Has an older sister (24)

Graduated high school early at age 17 which is also the age he had his kids.

Once he graduated early, he started going to art school.

Left art school to debut in 4*Town

Fears: hates snakes, and not knowing what is going on with his kids

Favorite food/snack(s): cheeseburgers, Oreos, kiwi, steak, MACAROONS, Hershey bars (with almonds), nachos, and etc.

Makes amazing burgers! He is very proud of his burger making skills “Yo Jess! Put some burgers on the grill!”

100% wears a “kiss the chef” apron for the shits and giggles

Cooking skills: 10/10

How scary when angry: 7/10 it truly depends on what happened to get a scary Jesse! He is the type to talked his anger out through gritted teeth

Played lacrosse

Good at American football

Can do more than pottery!! Makes great paintings

Good at surfing

Likes hiking and rock climbing

Pretty tech-savvy

Can play all types of guitars extremely well. Also the piano.

When he makes decisions or say certain things that shows he can be the mature oldest or just talking in general, the members say things like “yes father”. “okay dadddd”. “Father Jess is at it again”. “He swear he somebody’s dad”

Plays video games like a religion with Tae and Aaron T (sometimes all the member)

Likes giving the members ugly/stank looks just for fun

Favorite animals are elephants and pandas

Road rage 9/10 baby is a slight honker and yeller!!when it happens it’s surprising every time to the members because they don’t expect it. “I had the fucking right of way you damn dumbass!!” “CHOOSE A FUCKING LANE”

Not lactose, but prefers Almond milk (like me🙂)

Nicknames: Jess, old man, gramps, Mr. Dilf, Uncle Jesse, Nick Carter (Aaron T’s lil joke), and etc.

Robaire

Full name: Robaire Louis Beaumont

Born and raised in Toronto

Would go back and forth to France

Birthday: March 12

Age: 20

Height: 5’11

Speaks French, Haitian Creole, and English.

Mom: Haitian, Dad: from Lyon, France

A younger brother (16), and a older brother (23)

Fears: he thinks he will never find actual love and trypophobia

Favorite food/snack(s): chicken Alfredo/shrimp Alfredo, COOKIES, peaches, hibachi, Red velvet cake,  snickers, Reeses, and etc.

There is not a day when Ro doesn’t say “can we go get some cookies or something”

Makes a great variety of pastas.

Will make a small dish of spaghetti ever now and then because T lovessss spaghetti “Ro! Hey Ro! My favorite homie! Did you know you’re like the best in the group!!” “Yeahhh mhmm, what do you want from me?” “……..Can you make me spaghetti”

Cooking skills rated 8.5/10

How scary when angry 8/10 kind of like Jesse, it depends on what happened to get scary Ro, but will have no problem going off

Can play rugby

Good at American football

Is pretty decent at painting

Ran track

Good at piano and an acoustic guitar

Sometimes is Aaron Zs workout buddie

When it’s time to be the leader the members do take him serious; however, when he is just talking and says the “I am being serious” nobody ever takes him serious! Especially with the facial expressions he makes.

Like going for walks to clear his mind

Flips off Z just for the hell of it

Favorite animals are probably giraffes and lions

Road rage: 5/10 he is more of a “come on man!”

Nicknames: Ro, Bear (Baire), RoRo, bitch (from Aaron Z of course), big shot, and etc.

Aaron T

Full name: Aaron Diego Alejandro Juan Torrez

Born in New Jersey (had a big fight deciding on choosing either Arizona, Miami, or The Bronx)

Moved to Florida when he was 7, but moved back to Jersey at 10.

Birthday: October 30

Age: 19

Height: 5’11

Loves holding that he is two months older over Zs head

Speaks Spanish and English

Mom: Colombian Dad: Mexican

Has a twin younger sister and brother (17) and two older sisters (23) and (25)

Fears: he is afraid of losing memories and what lurks in the dark.

Favorite food/snack(s): SPAGHETTI, pocky, twizzlers, mangoes, kit-kats, Takis, s’mores, beef jerky, honey buns (specifically the big ones from like vending machines not little debbie)

Will go to the gas station at anytime to get a bag of takis

Cooking skill 9/10 is actually a really great cook if he doesn’t make a mistake and causes a fire!

Can make a variety of great Hispanic dishes that he mainly learned from his momma and some his dad

The members was scared when it was T’s turn to cook for the first time, but that quickly vanished when they saw how good he actually is, “wow… this actually looks good”, “damn T I am impressed”, “whoaaaa this actually taste good”, “you sure you didn’t buy takeout and set it up nicely?”

How scary when angry: 9/10 now I see T as a guy who does not like confrontation or any negative conflict that comes!! However, hitting the wrong buttons you will get a smart mouth T especially when it comes to ignorant interviewers! When T is angry he switches languages every second and the words are never kind. He sometimes gets the “I am pissed” tears running down, so yeah he mad mad

Has ADHD

Amazing at drums and keyboard

Mens gymnastics

Can play soccer and Baseball

Likes doing parkour

Loves swimming

Amazing at skateboarding (dude literally owns every type of board! Long board, penny board, etc)

Gets scolded by Everyone except Tae when he does flips in the house. (Tae is the one who eggs him on to do them)

Road rage: 10/10 mans is cussing like a damn sailor, flipping people off, and honking the horn like a clown. Afterwards he continues driving calmly with a smile like it never happened “THAT WAS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT BRO” “PENDEJO” “HOW YOU EVEN GET A DAMN LICENSES” “Me personally, I don’t mind hitting people🙂”

Favorite animals: Capybaras, wolves, dogs, and flamingos

Nicknames: Ron, Taaron, Aaron number 1, Ronnie, ugly (from Jesse), Diego, etc.

Aaron Z

Full name: Aaron Zao

Born and raised in Houston Texas

Birthday: December 18

Age 19

Height: 6’5

speaks Mandarin and English

Mom: Black, Dad: Chinese

A younger sister (5), and an older brother (23)

Fears: The Ocean. Don’t get confused the boy loves the beach and swimming! He just thinks about how no one really knows much about the ocean and what’s truly in it and the fact on how deep it goes.

Favorite food/snack(s): Seafood Boil, PANCAKES, Cap’n Crunch, Slim Jim’s, Gatorades, chocolate milk, Takis, BBQ chips, granola bars, hi-chews, and etc

He lovesss a good seasoned seafood boil!! He has expensive but good taste 😌

Cooking skills: 7.5/10

Now Z can grill like a boss, similar to Jesse but more on the other meats than burgers. Can make amazing lo mein, fried rice, egg rolls, etc, He can cook seafood, but he doesn’t cook often so that’s why it’s a 7.5. “Z…” “no” “wait Please” “what” “I just wanted some egg rolls 🥹” “ you know how to make them too bruh” “please” “…fine”

BIG pancake fan!!! Especially when Jesse or Robaire makes them!! 🤌🏾✨chefs kiss

Jesse: What do y’all want for breakfast?

Tae: I think we should have-

Z: Pancakes😐

Tae: …

Tae: I said I think we should have-

Z: pancakes😑

T: well I want waffles

Z: *death stare*

T: *gulps*

Ro: I guess we’re having pancakes then

How scary when angry: 10/10 I’m telling you the looks he gives when he is mad is a look no one wants! He will be calm with that look which means he is over and done! When he is yelling he will say shit that hurts and cuss up a storm

Amazing at basketball

Will play One on one with any member and break their ankles

Also good at track

Goes for morning jogs/run with a different member almost every morning

Plays acoustic and piano

Also can do a few flips! Learned them to add to his dance moves

He is really good at drawing and gets kind of shy when people tell him

Loves Nike

Loves driving his car at night (gets scolded for it though)

Will play Video games if he has time

Road Rage: 6/10 he is a “yo man what the fuck you doing” “Hit the damn car! I dare you” “carry yo punk ass on” “get out the street with yo Jay-walking ass”

Favorite animal: Rhinos, Dinosaurs, Hawks, and cheetahs.

Nicknames: Air, Zaaron, Michael Jordan (From Tae), Jack the skeleton (everyone), Tree-man, stone, and etc.

Taeyoung

Full name: Choi Taeyoung (in Korea you write the last name first incase someone doesn’t know😁)

Born and Raised in Daegu, Korea

Lived in Seoul from age 10-12

Birthday September 20 (Virgo power✨)

Age: 18

Height 5’10 (he will be 6’0 when he is 21)

Speaks Korean and English

Has an older brother (27)

Tae is an uncle because his brother has a 3 year old son

Fears: ending up alone and heights (even tho he loves roller coasters)

Favorite food/snack(s): Tteok-bokki, French fries, CAKE, pocky, cherries, strawberries, kimchi fried rice, fried chicken, churros, Bibimbap, and etc.

“Is someone one’s birthday come up?” “No” “Not that I know of” “I don’t think so man” “No why?” “Just wanted an excuse to buy cake” “oh” “I’m going to buy it anyway though🤷🏻‍♂️”

Cooking skills 100/10

Tae is an amazing cook specifically with Korean dishes!!

His specialties are definitely Samgyeopsal, Tteok-bokki, Gimbap, kimchi, and Bulgolgi. “Hey Tae do you mind doing Korean Bbq for dinner? Jesse said he’ll help.” “Yeah! I got y’all”

Exceptional at piano

Great at soccer

Pretty good at American football which shocked everyone

Extremely tech-savvy this man can hack things I swear 

Started painting his nails because he like how cool the rockstars looked with it

Wont hesitate to talk about someone in Korean

Was training to be in a K-pop group at age 11-12 but begged his parents to let him audition for the boy group he heard his peers talking about in California

Self taught himself English! started at the age of 10 He became fully fluent by age 13

He still had a accent while speaking til age 15 but now it comes and goes

Use to call the other members hyung a lot by accident when they first met, but they gotten use to it so he sometimes still does it (hyung is what a younger male would call an older male who’s either is his actual brother or is like his brother (as in close friends).

Loves video games

How scary when angry: 11/10 Please do not underestimate the youngest! He will tell someone off in a hot minute and keep a grudge until he feels like it (only if you really did him dirty). Yes he is a very sweet boy but making him mad is not something to play with because he will mean every word he says! Don’t test his patience he has a 3 strike warning.

Road Rage: 7.5 he is quite the shit talker! “I will run over you”. “널 때리는 걸 망설이지 않을 거야, 멍청아.” “THE LIGHT IS GREEN WOMAN”. “바보”

Favorite animals: Birds! Specifically Doves and Peacocks, cats, dogs, tigers, bears, basically all animals at this point.

Nicknames: Tae, Chef Boyardee (from T), Tae-Tae, Youngie, Gremlin (everyone), ankle biter (Jesse), and etc.

[putawayurhalo]

yo fuck arizona me and my homies all fucking hate arizona

[omegawolverine]

go deep and talk about why you really like a south park character in the way dsmpblr makes whole essays about c!tommy :>

everyone probably thought this was gonna be about craig but surprise...pete supremacy moment.

now, i need to make this clear to my mutuals who dont watch south park: pete appears as a main character in about 3 episodes and a background character in like 5-7. dude doesn't have much screen time compared to a lot of other characters. on top of that, he doesnt really have a character arc all by himself; basically, where you see him, you also see henrietta, michael and/or firkle, in almost every case. i say all that to say he is still probably the most well rounded goth and there is also these small little details about him that make me feel fucking crazy but in the best possible way. like, for starters, this mfer drinks his coffee black to look hardcore but he has been seen throwing heaps of sugar into it afterwards, which none of the other goths do. also, he's an absolute fucking cunt, but he genuinely cares for his friends a lot. example: in goth kids three dawn of the posers s17e4, henrietta is sent away to a camp called troubled acres and she returns emo, which is a huge shock to all the other goths bc they hate emos and its a whole thing where michael firkle and pete then have to get help from the vamp kids despite having previously burnt down hot topic and sending their leader, mike, to scottsdale, arizona via fedex and then after recruiting the vamp kids they summon edgar allan poe who's a little bitch baby in death much like he was in life. now, doing all this shit really shows how much the goths care for each other already right? well, tldr is that what they thought was essentially a goth conversation camp controlled by plants was actually just a set up for a tv show and the producers were tricking some old dude into thinking that the plants were actually making him convert goths to emos. this obviously fucked with the few people who were supposedly "converted" to emo via "plant mind control" when they found out, henrietta included. she couldnt believe that she flipped sides so easily and there was no actual mind control involved and, to make matters worse, her two other goth friends (firkle excluded bc he was also "brainwashed") saw this happen and found out that the truth was just that henrietta was gullible enough to fall for it (i mean. she's like 9-10 ofc she did). so what did pete do? the fucker lied. he essentially back tracked on the truth to tell henrietta "no actually we defeated the emo brainwashing plants just now!" and she made a whole dramatic show of "changing back" after pete said this. and he said it just to save her from the embarrassment of having been emo for no reason. king shit imo. also him and the other goths canonically pick up sad conformists to gothify which i think is funny but also very telling of the fact that they're actually nice people who want to help others, even if their ways include horrendous poetry circles and satanic rituals.

but like. that all being said, on a physical level, pete has both the best and worst possible appearance (/nsrs obviously, there is some downright HORRID combinations made in this bitch but yall get my point. this is both a lame outfit and one that i think i would hate if i saw it on a real person) on the show and i mean this in the most loving way. grey shirt. black pants. red bolo tie. purple creepers. red roots. pox marks. he is canonically seen as kinda ugly so he dresses goth bc being goth is more noticeable than being ugly. this is literally a point made in the show. and i think that is both fucking hilarious and really sad.

anyways. idk how much more i can say about this dude bc of how little the show gives him but i would die for more of him in canon. like i just wanna see him and the homies front and center again. but, before i end this, imma give you a bonus fun fact that i think is very on brand and says everything you need to know about the goths Ever in one shot. in the south parq vaccination special the goth kids are seen in the only black masks in the entire episode (as far as i recall) stealing vaccines for themselves. icons, truly.

[iamyouknow-yours]

Idk I don't like a lot of his behaviour but I have to admit my heart 🥰🤗 when he was on the beach. Derek is a complicated character and I don't think there's an unproblematic greys character. Not to say I don't love them though I do. Very much. Well not Owen. And I was unimpressed with Teddy this last season but I still love her. They're also mostly all good people underneath they just sometimes suck.

That being said though some suck less than others. Wayyyy less. Like Carina. Actually she may be unproblematic I stan her. Idk I could be forgetting something but you know she's pretty fucking cool and I'm gay.

Mark was problematic af but I love him and him and Lexie were soulmates even though Lexie is also a lesbian. Like she's a lesbian in vibes but also him and Lexie.

My faves are Callie and Arizona but y'know. They did stuff. Questionable choices...

Idk what my point is really. I just love grey's and I hate the choices the writers make sometimes and therefore the choices the characters make.

I choose to ignore the way Alex left the show. In my mind it's a better ending idk what but better. Maybe he died saving some children. Maybe even Mer's children. Maybe he and Jo drifted apart and then he moved away. Life happens and love can fade. But fuck them for making us think that he left Jo, his wife who he adores; Mer, his best friend, his person; Zola and Bailey and Ellis, I refuse to believe he left them; Bailey, his mentor and one of the few people who believed in him from the beginning; his job, he was the head of peds!!; ugh I'm leaving stuff out probs but I'm tired.

But also like I hated Alex in the beginning, he became possibly my fave character. I hated Jo so so much but now I love her with all my heart.

Basically it's complicated and grey's is good at making me forget the unforgivable things characters did. I even sometimes forget stuff Owen did. And then I remember and I'm like ugh damn it.

Anyway I hope everyone has a great day/night/afternoon whatever time it is. Please don't be mean to me I am so tired. We can have a conversation but don't be mean.

I'd love to have a conversation about grey's. Although as I'm sure you can tell my thoughts are not exactly ordered and coherent.

Anyway peace out homies (I've never said that phrase before in my life I feel weird). Perhaps goodnight besties hope you're doing okay ✨💕 (yeah that felt better to me)

reasons why i don’t like derek shepherd:

1. he gave mer that whole speech about how he hated addison (understandable since she cheated) and then decided to go to couples therapy with her, which isn’t a problem, BUT THEN once he finds out that mer slept with george (or maybe it was finn idr) he pretty much called her a whore

2. he cheated on addison with mer after giving her hell for doing the same thing but nobody talks about that

3. he’s so self centered it hurts (he basically managed to make mer’s drowning about himself)

4. he decides not to go to DC bc mer told him she wouldn’t go with him bc she has a career too (and the fact that she had to remind him that is a whole thing by itself) and THEN after deciding not to go he’s mad at her about it

5. him not defending amelia after that woman pretty much assaulted her is the single most disgusting thing he’s ever done and i do not care

6. he cheated on meredith twice: once with rose (yes they were on a break but if it counts for ross it counts for derek) and then with that one assistant from dc

7. i also very much didn’t like how after she’s told him no so many times about going out he didn’t give up on it even though he knew (bc mer told him) that he wouldn’t be the one losing his job if someone found out, she would

8. i absolutely despise how any time he did something wrong he’d try to “buy her off” with surgeries (i guess it worked but i still don’t like it)

that said i know that he has a huge fandom to back him up and i have seen the abuse and threats that some other people have received for having an OPINION on a FICTIONAL character so if you don’t wanna hear an opinion that is not yours just scroll :) -i’d love to hear opinions but if you’re gonna be rude just don’t

[thelocalshooter]

The Local Shooter Vs. Scrappy Flako

(LS) Goodmorning and thank you for being apart of this great come up, for the people who don’t know by now we got Scrappy Flako today, can you go ahead and tell us a bit about yourself? What do you do? Where are you from?

(SF) Hi, thank you for putting me on, I’m Ivan Munoz, but you can call me Scrappy Flako. I do a podcast here in Phoenix where I interview local creatives that do music, photography, videos, etc. Any art of form is welcome on my podcast where we can discuss and learn from each other. I also model and I’m just an overall creative dude that likes to try something new. I was born in Phoenix, but after kindergarten I moved to Yuma then came back to Phoenix after freshman year of high school. So Phoenix and Yuma are a part of me.

(LS) How do you juggle being a producer, a rapper and also a talk show host all in one? Like do you decide when you wake up which one you’re gonna focus on more that day or how do you choose?

(SF) I don’t really consider myself a rapper and/or producer only because I know people take those careers way more seriously than me and are better than me too. I’d say my beats are still amateurish at best, and I rap just have fun on beat. Which is why I’m making Food City Gang. A fun project that people can enjoy and laugh at the dumb bars I spit out. I definitely prioritize the podcast first because it’s the reason why people follow me and it makes me happy that everyone is interested in this passion project that’s becoming something more than what it is. So I give it the attention and care it deserves because the podcast has brought me a lot of beautiful people in my life.

(LS) What came first for you music or YouTube?

(SF) I think Youtube came first. When I was in middle school I’d always watch Smosh, FreddieWong, or even flash animations that were funny as hell. My first videos from middle school are still on my channel, alongside the podcast videos, and leave it as a memory so people can see I’m still that kid with dreams.

(LS) You’re very open with your musical side, you’ve dropped a couple bangers in my opinion, and also you recently played your beat tape which was fire on your live stream! When did you start getting into that side of the creative lane?

(SF) I’ve always been into music. I picked up guitar when I was in middle school as well and I learn a lot of metal songs, video game songs, and anime theme songs too. Time went on and I just explored other genres of music, then started falling in love with rap beats. Especially lofi and boom bap because I just love the drums and jazz chord progressions. The community here in AZ is really supportive, and I’ve always been really shy about my creative side but now I’m being more open about my stuff, even towards people I meet in public. I would just keep to friends and that’s it.

(LS) As far as the “Scrappy Flako Talk Show” you have been growing very rapidly and have had some remarkable talent on there like Saiah, SirenSings, Pariah Pete & More! How and where did you get the idea to start a podcast in your moms house?

(SF) So I actually pitched the idea to Pariah Pete to interview him. Pete and I used to work together at Chipotle and he would show me his music and I would fuck with it. Later on, he’d start doing shows and I would always go to them because it’s cool seeing a friend doing his passion and seeing him get the love he deserves, but even then I want people to know who Pete is and the other talented creative minds here in AZ. I’ve always had studio equipment in my room but I wasn’t doing anything with it. So when I saw podcasts like Joe Rogan or H3H3, I just said to myself “let’s use the equipment for podcasting and just have fun with it.” There was nothing to lose if I tried, but I did want it to be a good podcast that is presentable and somewhat professional. I made it into an “actual” podcast as much as I can, so when someone sees it they think “Oh hey this looks pretty legit. I’m interested.”

(LS) You’re currently in the midst of getting an office space? How is that for you? Does this mean your talk show is being taken to the next level or what’s the idea behind the office space?

(SF) The office is gonna bring so much to the table for me. I'm going to be able to do much in that office because of the space and also that it’s not in my mom’s house anymore. So anything goes in that office. The current podcast room was pretty small and I also want to interview bands or groups of people so that office is perfect for it. Of course, this is gonna take the podcast to a new level, but I’ll have a lot more creative freedom for myself and I’ll be doing other kinds of shows without having to worry about anything. The office is gonna be a creative space that’s gonna be like The Cave from Kenny Beats, but there’s gonna be more to it. Also, it’d give my mom peace of mind since strangers aren’t going to be in her house anymore.

(LS) What’s the next move for you Scrappy? More music? More streams? Another beat tape?

(SF) I’m gonna slow down and put the podcast on hiatus so I can get it ready for the office. I also need to do highlight clips for the podcast. Food City Gang Mixtape is in the works and it's gonna be me, my homie Angel Cabrera, and my other friend Ghost Diego who’s actually gonna be the beat producer for the project. As well as some features here and there. We’re gonna try to get it done by summer and we’re also going to make music videos for that project as well. We want to go all out on this project, but have fun with it and let everyone else enjoy it too. Maybe we can host a show at Trunk Space because I would love to see people moshing to BODIES. Other than that, I’m getting back into modeling so I gotta stay in shape and I’ll just have fun being creative.

(LS) Being a person who interviews many talents from the valley, what’s your take on the music scene in Arizona and what do you think it’s missing?

(SF) I think the AZ scene is fine the way it is. There’s a lot of love and support here and I don’t really see any hate or toxicity in the community. I think the scene just needs to keep growing, keep improving on their craft, and keep pushing as it is because we shouldn’t wait for labels, radio shows, or hand me downs when we are capable of forging our own career. It’s good that we’re making a name for ourselves and doing the things that make us happy. I fuck with some local talent more than the mainstream shit. I went to see Pete open for Doja Cat, not see Doja perform after Pete, you know? Good show though. I think what the scene needs is to still help each other out. I still feel like it’s a little bit of “every man for himself” mentality going on because people don’t want their ideas stolen, which is okay, but creative minds should try and lift each other up more. Feed off each other's energy and learn from it. What I do see a lot is artist’s personal friends and family don’t really care about their career, until they start making waves, but making waves can be hard when everyone is doing what you’re doing. So I try my best to show every artist the credit they deserve by at least checking out their music and maybe even shouting them out. Love like that can go a long way

(LS) What’s your main focus at the end of the day creative wise? Do you plan on taking music as serious as people think you want to or is simply a stress reliever? Is the talk show and YouTube your main passion?

(SF) The main focus is still the podcast and pushing it as far as I can. I’m gonna do different shows to showcase artists once I get that office. I appreciate the love that I get from the podcast and the amount of people who want to get on, but there’s gonna be other stuff that's gonna happen on the channel. This year for music, I’m gonna release Food City Gang and maybe I’ll make “serious” music after that project is done, but I probably won’t do shows like I have planned for Food City Gang.

(LS) Thank you again for being apart of this great come up! Is there anything you’d like to mention to the readers out here who want to know more about you? Or any links you wanna mention where they can check out your talk show or some of your beats?

(SF) Thank you again for putting me on here. This was fun to do actually. You guys can find me anywhere on social media or soundcloud. Just look for Scrappy Flako and you’ll see my icon with the bandanna and spiky hair. Scrappy Flako Talk Show is available everywhere like Spotify, Apple Podcast, etc. Not just Youtube, but if you want to see the artist face and mine then subscribe to SuperPug Productions. www.youtube.com/user/superpug64

Also you can support the podcast by subcribing for at least $1 a month on https://anchor.fm/scrappy-flako

And check out my merch at https://teespring.com/stores/scrappy-flako-shop

Feel free to hit me up with anything. You guys have yourself a damn good one.

The Local Shooter Vs. Scrappy Flako

[sofxrst]

warning: lots of rambles ahead

BASIC INFORMATION

What is your character’s full name? Sofia Robbin Sloan-Torres

How is it pronounced? GOD DAMN. So-Fe-Uh Rob-Bin Slow-n Tore-es.

Does your character have any nicknames? Sof, Sofs, Sofie ( not as frequently used ), Sofa ( thanx 2 Charlotte ), Little Miss, Little Goose, probably a ton more because apparently she doesn’t have enough names as it is.

When and where were they born? Seattle Grace Mercy West Hospital like 26 years ago.

What’s their occupation? Homie is a resident surgeon.

What gender do they identify themselves as? Female.

PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

What’s their eye color? Brown.

Do they wear glasses or contacts? NAY.

Hair color? Dark brown with light tones.

Have they ever dyed their hair or wanted to? She’s gotten highlights and ombre type things but there was a point in time where she wanted to dye it probably rainbow or something but she knows damn well that dying a full head of thick dark hair would not be a good time.

Height? 5′5′’

Do they have any birthmarks? Uhhh probably but she doesn’t have any that’re prominent or anything like that.

Do they have any piercings or tattoos? Her ears are pierced and we’re gonna say she does have a tattoo that she sneakily got as a smol but it’s a secret because she knows for a fact 2/4 parents would NOT ENJOY WOULD KICK HER ASS.

If not, do they want to get some? -

Do they take an healthy life style? I mean I feel like I have to say yes because of how fit Sofia’s FC is she cOULD SMOOSH ME WITH HER BICEPS.

How easy do they get sick? Not very easily but when she does she’s SUPER DRAMATIC.

Any marks on their body ( injuries, … )? She has a slight scar on her chest from when she had heart surgery when she was like 5 weeks old.

How do they usually dress like? When she’s not in scrubs she’s usually in like workout/athletic wear but sometimes she gets super dressed up for absolutely no reason other than the fact that she CAN!!

What is their favorite and least favorite feature about themselves? Her favorite is probably her smile because it’s really bright she probably get it from Arizona somehow and her least favorite is her height maybe?? Like Mark & Callie are pretty tall and she’s NOT she was disrespected by genetics THE NERVE.

PERSONALITY

Positive traits? She’s intelligent, quick-witted, & caring.

Negative traits? She’s impulsive, stubborn, & really tends to make bad decision like she’s super book smart but not common sense smart at times.

What do they consider to be the best and the worst on their personality? Sofia thinks her drive/stubbornness is the best of her personality, and her worst is that she tends to make really bad decisions. 

Are they more extroverted or introverted? Extroverted for sure.

Any talents? Sofia’s really sneaky/good at messing with people it’s a talent she acquired having many parents. 

What are their fears? Sofia’s fears are kind of the basic things like letting her parents and 254,459 siblings down because she has so many smol siblings and she worries that if she screws up they won’t look up to her or anything like that if that makes sense.

Do they have any phobias? Sciurophobia, and Emiliophobia ( the fear of Amelia Shepherd ).

What is their soft spot? CLAIRE!!! HER SIBLINGS!!! And literally any other child like she loves everyone she probably babysat most of the kids when she was younger she lOBES THEM!!!! SHE PROTECTIVE AF AND SOMETIMES MOTHERLY BECAUSE SHE LOBE THEM LET HER LOBE THE SMOLS

List 3 pet-peeves they can’t stand? I don’t know Sofia’s really obnoxious so it’s hard to bother her but when she was younger she really hated when people made a fuss about her family like especially teachers.

EDUCATION

How far did they went in school? Are they still studying? Homegirl hecking got her degree she rolled through med school and now she’s living her best life as a resident.

Do/Did they like school? Sofia really actually loved school because she was super smart and social and had a grand ass time.

What type of student are they? Type A for sure but she wasn’t super annoying she was just a teeeeeeeeny bit of a nerd. She did lots of clubs and stuff too she was super involved 10/10 good Sofia.

What is/was their favorite subject? She’s wanted to be a surgeon since she was a teeny so Sofia’s always loved science mostly because it made sense to her. AND SHE WAS A NERD.

And their least favorite? Uuuuhhhhhh probably math even though she’s smart af it’s tedious and bores her.

What were they / would they be voted as “most likely to…” in the yearbook? UNLIKE OUR GOOD PAL EMILIO SHEPHERD, Sofia for sure got ‘most likely to take over the world’ AND SHE WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! with her parents’ permission :-)

FAMILY

Who are your character’s parents? WHO AREN’T SOFIA’S PARENTS!!!?!! She’s got Callie, Arizona, Mark, and Lexie.

How would your character describe them? DAMMIT THIS ABOUT TO BE AN ESSAY HERE I GO: okay so Callie is kind of ( I imagine ) the most authoritative parent and Sofia loves her to death but if she had to decide which parent scared her the most 10/10 would be Callie even though she knows Callie is a sweet kind woman she listens to Callie the best though she’s the one who the other parents would threaten to get if she was being bad as a smol and Sofia would BE GOOD. Arizona is goodcop 100% she’s Sofia’s homie I always imagine them having a really sweet relationship, Arizona’s the one Sofia goes to when she FUCKS UP!!!!! And she knows Arizona will make her feel better or tell her wtf to do. CHEATERS GOTTA STAY TOGETHER!!! MARK O MARK!!!! Sofia loves Mark so much mostly because she knows she’s a lot like him and she loves being around him because they have really complimentary personalities and their egos are HUGE AS HELL AND IT’S A FUN TIME. Lexie smol Lexie, Sofia used to call her ‘my Lexie’ when she was a teeny smol she loves Lexie so much she really really tries to be more like Lexie sometimes because Lexie’s so calm and chill and sweet most of the time and Sofia is typically LOUD AND NOT CHILL AND WILD. When she was little she also was convinced Lexie was a witch/superhero ( it alternated ) because of her photographic memory.

Do they have any siblings? DOES SOFIA HAVE SIBLINGS?????? SHE HAS !!!NINE!!! SIBLINGS

Are they close with their family? Because she was gone for 8 years with some limited contact because she was so damn busy things are a little hmmmmm right now but she’s really trying and it’s all fine because thE LOVE IS STILL THERE SOFIA LOVE HER FAM JAM.

ROMANCE & SEXUALITY - * you can totally skip for younger characters

What’s their romantic and sexual orientation? Biromantic & bisexual.

Are they seeing anyone right now? Nope but that’s only because she’s trying not to jump right into anything serious rn EVEN THO SHE WANNA BE WITH CLAIRE.

Have they ever been in an relationship? She’s really only been in one, like she started dating Michael when they were 14 and they just broke up they were together for like 12 years. Sometimes they would break up for a week and she’d try to date someone to piss him off but it never worked because they always got back together.

Have they ever been in love? YES YES.

How easy to they fall for someone? Sofia has a really big heart so she always falls for people she probably falls for someone at the grocery store who says ‘have a nice day’.

In their view, why didn’t any past relationships work out? She’s like slowly coming to the realization that she and Michael didn’t work out because they planned their lives when they were like 16 they didn’t account for the fact that they’d be busy as HECK when they started their internships. They also grew apart HELLA like they got together as teeny smols and now that they’re adults they’re completely different people who just aren’t compatible.

What do they look for in someone? Someone who’s witty and can handle teasing and can make jokes with her, and someone who’s sweet and caring and can put up with her dumbass.

Do they believe in love at first sight? or fate? Yes & yes, she a little goof.

What’s their views on romance? Do they go after it or avoid it? Sofia is 100% someone to mock cliche cheesy stuff but lowkey she loves it and she’s a total sucker for it so she TOTALLY goes for it.

What are their turn ons and turn offs? Turn ons are obviously a good sense of humor & intelligence, like someone whose wit matches hers. And her turn offs are idiots and ignorance and boring people.

Were they ever cheated on or cheated on someone? Yes. 

Do they want to get married in the future? Right now tells herself that she doesn’t because she just had a FLOPPED ass engagement but she definitely does.

Have kids? Sofia wants kids so so so much she loves kids and she’s super good with them but a few years ago she found out she can’t carry them and she’s kept that from literally everyone but it’s been really rough on her even though she knows she has tons of other options it makes her sad.

QUIRKS

Are they right or left handed? Right handed.

Is there a saying they keep on repeating? uhhh no not right now but she does mention her ‘flopped’ engagement a lot because if she’s not joking about it she CRYING ABOUT IT.

Do they curse? Oh yes very much.

What’s their worst habit? Something small like cracking her knuckles.

Do they drink or smoke? How frequently? She drinks sometimes but not that often because Sofia is a very GO HARD OR GO HOME woman so it never ends well but she doesn’t smoke no.

Are they an early bird or a night owl? She’s probably THAT BITCH!!! Who’s somehow wide away at 8am and not in a shit mood.

How tidy is their room? Super tidy becausE SHE HAS NO STUFF BECAUSE IT’S STILL IN MARYLAND. SHE LITERALLY HAS LIKE A BED AND SOME DECORATIONS SHE’S WAITING FOR THE REST AND SHE’S GOTTA DO SOME SHOPPING.

How long to they usually take getting ready in the morning? Not too long because she doesn’t do much.

FAVORITES

What’s their favorite color? She love a good nude color.

Favorite movie? HM probably like Inside Out and she cries every time but she only watches it when she’s drunk which is probably why she cries every time.

Music Genre? Pop and Latin she get LIT.

Food? Fries. Sofia love fries.

Books? SHIT I DON’T KNOW SHE’S A NERD uh maybe like ‘It’ because it’s long af and terrifying she’s probably hella into that frickin nerd.

Favorite non-alcoholic drink? Probably chocolate milk because she’s five years old.

Ice Cream Flavor? Cotton candy.

Indoors or outdoors? She hella sporty and stuff so she loves the outdoors and jogging ew gross.