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OK SO first of all, i think figure skating would've been a good way for reader to clear their mind and express their emotions. I see them as a great skater not only in athleticism, but in theatrics as well. When they're on the ice their emotions are no longer theirs, they're feeling what the character they're portraying feels, and so they put on a hell of a show (/pos). On the ice everything you feel is amplified, whether you're nervous or excited IT'S GONNA SHOW, and so their coach has taught them to use their sensitivity in their favor.
As for the athletic side of the sport (duh), there would be days reader would be or the sharpest skater there is or a deer-legs beginner. They really have to concentrate on their movements and their body. Generally, concentrating on your body could be a good way to deescalate from anxiety attacks, but it could also be sensory hell if they're more sensitive. If they hyperfocus on their movements, then they could be an Olympic champion (which we know they won't be…).
Search for Yuzuru Hanyu's programs, that dude represents what i'm picturing.
Now, while it isn't a confrontational sport, the competitive side is TOXIC. Weight expectations, skipping school, jealousy between competitors, the pressure of having to be young and strong, etc. I don't think reader would survive more than their local competitions and once-in-a rainbow-moon a national. I see reader practicing their sport in a small rink in their city, with their coach being by their side since they first started skating (maybe reader and Yuu met on the rink but Yuu didn't care to progress on the sport?? Or what if they've practiced pairs??), maybe the coach sees their potential but knows reader won't get there.
I don't think reader would skate in pairs with other students because for one, you REALLY NEED trust in your partner and reader doesn't even trust themselves, not to mention how often the student would have to touch them in their program. Second, they also have to learn new techniques, which they can do but it's hard when you've been skating a certain way all your life.
OMG WHAT IF YUU SKATES IN PAIRS WITH READER AND MAKES EVERYONE ELSE JEALOUS THAT THEY ARE THE ONLY ONE READER TRUSTS- (this isn't the yuu shipper in me talking, no).
Also, you can buy generic skates but you really need boots adjusted to you that give you the support you need. It would be funny if Sam really had your exact measures, bro truly has everything in stock. Though, skates are expensive as fuck. Maybe not in Twst?
In modern competitions, ladies need a quadruple jump and/or a triple axel to stay competitive, this is mostly due to the Russians treating skaters like plastic cups.
I imagine the competitive sports would be different in Twisted Wonderland since they have magic and all, but i don't think it would affect this one more than the endurance. I think using magic would be considered cheating as would doping be in our world.
So, i think reader would be ahead of the game in Twisted Wonderland. If they've prepared as they would for competitions in our world, they would easily win the money XD if only their anxiety lets them…….
SORRY FOR THE RANT, i ended up making this a figure skating au (sobs).
(BTW, ice dance and figure skating are different competitions. Jumps are not allowed in ice dance).
EXACTLY!!!
im not a figure skater but every time I go on the ice all my mental chatter ceases and I just... glide, race, focus on the cold nipping. it def helps me which is why im so fond of the idea of reader being an ice skater in her old life.
I ACTUALLY LOVE YUZURU AND WAS DEVASTATED WHEN HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO RETIRE ARGH
I like to imagine the first time someone saw 🌀 reader ice skating, they thought they were hallucinating. because what do you mean the usually hunched over, shaking with nerves, barely making eye contact vice house warden of ramshackle just did a triple axel as graceful as a gazelle jumping in the safari. WHY IS SHE TWIRLING LIKE A DRADEL WHEN SHE TRIPS OVER AIR???
I hate the trope 'badass clumsy assassin' sm... but quite literally, the moment mc steps on the ice its like she's a new person. ofc there's days where she's like a newborn fawn learning to walk for the first time, and other days where she's ripping up the ice like a professional- but all her worries go away as he blade slices the ice.
as someone who was in HIGHLY completive soccer (tooting my horn, but I went to an elite training facility for a few years before my mental health really effected me. and was on a showcase team where our only goal was to get into AMAZING colleges via soccer) I want to think that mc was at one point super gong-ho about ice skating. eat, slept breathed it. everything had to be perfect and if it wasn't she would have a breakdown. she didn't care for others because she had a GOAL. until maybe she accidentally hurts yuu (if they're pair skating) and realizes what she's become. and she has a love hate relationship with the ice and will only practice solo as to not hurt anyone. and practice alone because now whenever there's pressure/ someone who she cares about watching her she gets really anxious, self sabotages herself, or even snaps back into her perfectionist mindset.
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maybe she's good enough to BE a nationally ranked figure skater if she goes solo but she only wants to do pairs with yuu. or if she is solo she doesn't have the confidence to go national. always finding a way to sabotage herself because of her fixed mindset.
YUU AND MC SKATING IN A PAIR AS A SURPRISE TO THE STUDENT BODY, AND SOMEHOW MAGIC IS INCORPORATED AND IT MAKES THE SPINS AND JUMPS SO MUCH BETTER. IMAGINE IF THEY START FLYING OR EVEN MAKE NEW JUMPS / COMBOS BECAUSE OF THE MAGIC
yoi concept where yuu and reader are given a concept to skate to (eros) and the cast gets jealous seeing them EROS ON ICE???/ or imagine the yurio skate with the black haired guy at the end of the series AHHHHHH
and I actually had no idea ice dancing was different from figure skating!😲 that's actually really interesting ngl, I just thought ice dancing was a fancier way to say figure skating 😭
no cause at this point twisted wonderland figure skating au is... starting to infest my brain....
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Missed dnd this week bc i have family visiting, but got texted at what should’ve been almost the end of the session by the dm asking if i could like duck into a bathroom or something for 5-10 minutes and hop on the call and my family are dnd nerds so they were like yeah fuckin go for it that’s no time at all
So i hop on, am told my dnd boyfriend has revealed his face for the first time ever, that my dnd twin is changing her religion, and then get slamdunked into a brief vision that will require years of therapy for my character to get over, directly after which, while he was struggling to hint at what it was about (he hasn’t talked to anyone about his dad), someone goes “so you gonna kiss the paladin now or-“ 💀
#maybe when i haven’t just seen through the eyes of the father that i run from in every way yknow#the father i am the spitting image of that i fear being like or becoming#seeinng his hands as if they were my own#bro that’s gonna fuck my character up GOOD#it’s the first time in 14 yrs he’s seen or heard about his dad#the last time was the night his dad tried to kill him and his twin#I don’t think my boy is gonna be in a kissy mood for at LEAST a few hours#maybe trauma cuddles#we got a nice grounding hand hold#in other news the person who plays the paladin made pinterest boards for their relationship with the other pcs and the one for mine was 🥺#my top ship rn are these blorbos i love them#dnd sometimes really is just like when you’d play with dolls with ur friends and make the dolls kiss#except ur an adult and you’re all getting way too emotionally invested like it’s a tv drama#like ur own little weekly improv tv drama
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i have to speak my truth. i think timkon clone baby aus fucking suck
#rimi talks#here's the thing. you take a traumatized teenager and give them a baby. you're going to further traumatize the teen AND the baby#you take a traumatized teenager and say ''hey your bff nonconsensually cloned you while you were dead and now there's a child''........#LIKE THATS NOT GREAT. THATS NOT GREAT!#and like. if it's in-character tim is horribly depressed and grieving. kon has just successfully committed suicide via heroics and come BAC#NEITHER of them is going to be a good parent because of how they are STILL TEENAGERS THEMSELVES#and im just so fundamentally NOT interested in seeing my favs be shitty parents who unintentionally traumatize a child#.....hey wait. is that the appeal? to batman fans i mean. since. yknow. that's what batman does--#anyways ive never seen a single one of these posts that suggests the op has even heard of kon's clone rights feelings#clone baby guardian arc in sb94 you will always be fucking famous#but hey i mean why bother being in-character or anything when you can do fluff thats ooc to the point of unrecognizability i guess#this is tangentially also how i feel about people who say steph couldve kept the baby + raised it with tim. bro they were 15#but its soo much more egregious with kon because he has NO ability to consent to this. he is dead.#he forgives tim afterwards because tim already knows it was fucked up to do and he was wrong#THATS SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE THERE *IS* SOMETHING FOR KON TO FORGIVE#frankly if kon returned from the dead and tim was like hey i cloned you and made a child. it'd destroy their relationship#he'd be sympathetic and he would be kind to the child but his ability to trust tim would be shattered by that#and again im just NOT interested in that story!!!!#and neither is anyone else who does this trope i think because no one doing this trope actually gives a shit about kon's character afaict :#OH WELL. whatever . i block and i move on and also i bitch about it in the tags on a personal post. you know how it is#now im gonna go play some more hades. ive gotta beat extreme measures 4 with every weapon
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OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!
And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!
#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺#kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together#im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet#im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously#but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?!#LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!!#its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time#i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph.#so hes a good kid in their books 🥺#brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy#also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back#like reno and rude 🤔#i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather#have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real
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I'm designing Riku's SEES battle outfit for the CATT AU and the actual reason for his coat being a longer version of the regular SEES battle coat is that I want to keep his silhouette similar to his Phantom Thief outfit (his thief outfit has a long leather jacket). However the in-lore reason is kinda funny to think about because there is literally no other reason for him wanting to extend the jacket length other than "I will look way cooler trust me". And somehow he gets the scientists who designed the suits to agree.
#oc tag#catt au#riku kirijo#i think im gonna try come up with a specific tag for him for posts like these#trying to avoid these showing up in any main tags because i would be embarrrased#ANYWAY its just funny to me#'fuck practicality i want to look like the baddest mf when im fighting'#im still making adjustments but im kinda cooking#totally inspired by tulin showing me his katsuro look <3 ty bro#yeah his regular thief look he has a full leather jacket that goes down past his knees#but its not too long because i dont want it to look like jokers u know#its actually inspired by a jacket i saw on pinterest combined with. a character i am a lil obseesed with#two actually now i think of it#and then ye i carried across those elements to this design too#riku i need to be the coolest looking guy in this depressing ass tower kirijo#sees has... mixed reactions to his shenanigans#ive been thinking about catt quite a bit lately#probably because i am writing out tartarus dialogue for it... for fun... 1.3k words and i just started on block 3 💀#its good though im refreshing my memory on all of sees so i can get fresh ideas
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I wish GI wasn't trying to push people (kinda specifically longer players) away from the game, like damn. I really hope new players are watching closely and not just deciding "there are haters" or "complainers." Some of the things, like the age old where's the end-of-game road map, have been actual game needs that haven't been addressed for years. Game needs, guys. Idk, if you still call some people haters/complainers, then I'm probably gonna call you a bootlicker lol
#also three pulls for three debate clubs is actually insulting and no. we were not happy about it last year either#i hope the CN community causes such a ruckus that they fix the artifact loadout bullshit#GI actually needs to apologize and ive said some wild things elsewhere like they need to give a free 5* character but honestly i just want#to see that theyre are listening to the fucking players. we fund their game and/or promote it with playing and community on platforms#they wouldnt have BILLIONS of money without the pkayers and they are not doing QoL things or fixing busted characters or the artifact#loadout that is going to be more trouble than useful. end of game information. lost weapons to timed events - im lucky i have cinnabar#spindle in case i get Albedo but i dont have that Festering sword or Jade Cutter? and both are apparently great for Furina and im pissed#that they just wont be available ever again. they heed to put them in the shop like they do the skins and im so serious about that#theres so much more#it just makes me sad bc i do really like genshin but im probably gonna move on after this all blows up or when nothing happens at all#genshin impact#my posts#oh right my frustration is with the community on the mihoyo app bc even just saying you think this is a good thing will bring in the REAL#bootlickers telling you youre ungrateful for three debate clubs lmao. i have never called it copium before but i think that if youre calling#players ungrateful for being mad that GI's appreciation for a year of playing and/or spending money is worth three 3*weapons then youre a#boooootlicker with a sad fucking addiction. seriously cope harder bro lol#i really just want them to fix the artifact loadout that shit is buuullshit. and of course i want Aloy’s constellations. they should have#been there September 2021 ffs. and i like Dehya. i like playing her too. im not meta enough to notice things i guess but hyv should have#listened to players about her.#this shouldnt be a staff of homa moment guys. that bullshit actually made change happen for the better like why are you mad at the demand#QoL things???? why are you just ok with no actual patches patching anything???#ok i gotta be done. the tags are the actual post damn lol
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playing inquisition first really is the move because you can finish the whole entire thing and won’t even realize how much of an absolute fucking slog it is until you start the other two
#dragon age#dai#dang I really was like “’idk what everyone’s on about I love this game it’s so good???’#and then I started origins lmaooooo#‘oh I love an open world’#‘it sucks that da2 reuses maps’ bestie you rotate kirkwall in your head like a gas station hot dog when you can’t sleep#tried to hype myself up to replay inquisition by being like ‘we just have to get through the hinterlands and then we’re in the clear’#and then I thought about the storm coast and the western approach and the exalted plains and I just do not have the strength to do this arm#emerald graves and hissing wastes and crestwood my beloveds you did nothing wrong#emprise du lion you’re on thin fucking ice (literally)#don’t even get me started on the voiced lines and the absolute blandness of the inquisitor vs hawke and hof I cannot acknowledge this#like you’re gonna tell me they’ve got all these origins and they make no impact on the story in the slightest???? cmoooooon bro#give my gworl something to chew on I cannot be handling ALL of the character development by fully ignoring in-game canon#also bring back city elves in dreadwolf you fucking cowards
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GOD I LOVE SHIN HYE SUN SM
#shin hye sun#brave citizen#she's one of my favs fr fr#when she plays characters with gap>>>#lowkey why the traffic enforcer kinda fine#i hope all kids find a fighting chance in a figure like her#shes so charming i swear#oh my god its gonna hurt if she turns a blind eye ethics teacher pa naman siya huhu#some ppl are just given devious faces like the dude who plays su kang#the girl from the glory#OH NO THATS HIS GRANDMA??#SMART i thought of pulling the alarms down#but man what was that editing#snoopy dude is training under the dad?#BRO THE DAD IS THE SHAMAN FROM BEHIND YOUR TOUCH#good symbolism smaller you are the bigger the fight#WHAT A POWER TRIP DAMN#thats right law all over his ass or whatever reciting articles as insults is callsd#shes seeing it all unravel before her the chain of injustice#so many levels of fucked up bro this shit is so frustrating I HATE BULLIES#this dude's sweet dad roles always get me im devastated#does su kang think he's joker? what a loser#her casually eating MOTHER#damn seems effective if you al#all* collectively bully su kang right back he seems like an overgrown child tbh
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honestly sounds like an unwise choice of dog(young high energy likely due to breed temperament and lineage to to have a higher reactivity and distrust of strangers?) have in that environment and im glad hes apparently living with family friends now, hope that helps w the behavioral issues
#toy txt post#im shocked hes gotten 11 bites in tbh thats insane? if nothing else. it sounds like that environment was not great for him stresswise if hes#biting that often#i dont buy into that dogs always have good character judgement thing but i do think there is probably some overlap with#commanders vibe checking and the general temperament of your average secret service agent being a disasterous combo of#commander not digging their vibe and the energy they bring to interactions with him. ESPECIALLY now that he has such an extensive history of#bad interactions w agents that like. for sure affects how they approach interacting w him#and like. probably some overlap w the agents hes biting and the agents who might have some unhinged politics of their own#that doesnt mean hes Aware or that his general Judge Of Character should be taken at face value#hes just a breed that is gonna be be pretty distrustful of strangers who is constantly having strangers in his space#that are probably asserting themselves in his space and close to his ppl in ways he doesnt like but that is basically part of their job#which he doesnt understand that. all he sees is Some Random Guy with annoying vibes thats probably giving him sideeye and#exuding vibes of 'god i hope this stupid fucking dog that bites secret service agents doesnt bite me' and the dog that bites secret service#agents is like hey bro whats with the attitude. why are you so close to my ppl. why are you tensing up when im near you? are you gonna#go after me bro? not if i get you first. and the cycle continues. fuckin oof#11 times is insane but honestly. honestly. if i had a bunch of assholes following me around with a tense aggro energy and shit#i feel like moxie might start biting. shes not bitten anyone yet so far despite her high level of distrust towards strangers but like.#i think if their was someone with fuckin. Cop Vibes getting all up in the space of her people she might give it a go. idk#maybe not. shes mostly more confrontational towards other animals than to ppl. w ppl she cowers and trembles. but idk sometimes when we're#trying to convince her she doesnt need to have an anxiety attack about every new person she'll sometimes like sit on one of us and then get#a little growly when someone comes close not just cos shes scared but also cos shes being protective. but also its funny bc she is also like#trying to hide between our legs like a baby penguin. she is simultaneously trying to Protecc and Be Proteccted
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oh wow i love psyching myself out /sar
#the downside of me being more talkative on here is that i never shut the fuck up about my anxieties#like bro i wanted to find a thing about how to build a malk#and the site's goimg more CHaracter development than Stats but ok#anwyay its all make a character first Then have them be embraced! Never start out saying youre just playing a Malkavian!#and thats good advice but uh#i did the complete opposite#oughghgh this part of the Creation Process is me feeling like im not gonna Do This Right#i dont even have any ambitions or desires for this guy#and i feel like i shouldve done that first hg
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#sorry to do two of these in a row#but bro i fuckign hate having my brain#do the corny ridiculous shit that it does#im sitting here eating some heated up fries and they arent as good#and my brain deadass went#'wow... so symbolic....'#'they dont have the warmth they once held.... theyre a cold fascimile of how they used to be......'#'you truly can never go back...... it will never be the way it was before.....'#'how apt..... how appropriate.....'#GOD DAMN JUST LET ME ENJOY MY SHITTY POTATOES#THAT ARE GONNA GIVE ME THE FUCKING HICCUPS!!!! OKAY!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!#you can laugh its okay. its stupid#almost started crying because i can never catch a break from. making connections.#how did my brain get wired to be like this to fuckign. treat myself like im a character in a novel#i swear to god. i always used to daydream about my life being like. a show that my guardian angel was watching#i really hope that bitch is writing an essay about these past few weeks ive been having#she has a lot of content#babe. do you see the potato symbolism too#i hope she does it would make me feel less alone#google how do you delete a tumblr post
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i fear i have a new character fixation in the form of angel dust from hazbin hotel
#i have so so so many thoughts#and angel is far too relatable to my actual life and it hurrrrts#but like in a good way?#i am just like absolutely captivated#the animation too is just chefs kiss#idk man i jusy connect waaaaay too deeply with this character and its hard bc people are gonna 1000% romanticise the addiction#and the whole being pimped out thing#like he is a swr character who is suffering at the hands of a pimp who is also feeding his addiction#could the universe say less to me in the form of animated characters actually#EVEN THE ASTHETICS ARE THE SAME#like my persona was so bubble gum pink does fucked shit that like its like looking in a fucked up mirror bro#im so wrecked over this
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I know it's 2 am but I must complain about something.
#🐇#my two dick dragon book was good right. like it was cute. like.....it's no beowulf obviously I get it but it was fun!#it was hella short though but like it's part of a series. so I was like fun! let's read the next book about a kraken. what could go wrong??#like tentacles! fun!..........................not fun.#this guy is so fuckin miserable. his husband died like idek when. it could have been a year ago#it could have been 20 it's all he talks about. then he's around the main character#and he's so overcome with lust whenever he's around her that he's like I MUST FUCK HER 😤#with the tentacles even and it's not even fun or sexy because he literally bolts immediately after!!!#that is TOO close to my real life bitch I do not need this amount of realism when I'm trying to get silly nasty#I'm like almost half way through it and it's like bro if you bring up the dead husband one more fuckin time#you don't understand how often it's brought up. he literally fucks the main character and then he's like but.............my dead husband 🥺#that's not plot. that's not good conflict or drama or whatever. I'm gonna kill someone just shut up and get weird with the tentacles#the dragon was sad. but then he was like oh! my wife is hot! life isn't so bad! Then he bites her cooter#THAT is the world we should be living in.
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Yknow I'm glad I have absolutely no motivation to make any non constant related ds aus cause if I did I would absolutely just make random card au part 2; skins edition and the world building would be completely incomprehensible even by my standards cause Id find a way to mix it with constant bullshit anyways
#rat rambles#bro I couldnt even make the most normie ass cards just normal characters bro kanon baseball card is out there being an antagonist#Id get like farmspider webber and somehow make him the main villain knowing me my brain works in 5d chess constantly#the real reason I can't do this is that wendy would just suck to work with cause most of his skins just give oh so little to work with#how am I supposed to show my favoritism in these circumstances 😔#tbf theres definitely other characters who have it way worse in that regard like what the hell would I do with 99% of woodies skins#wilson would be piss easy tho hes like built to be au bait#but again Im not that interested in making that sorta au because I like most of the cast being just some guys too much#like even in my swap au I mostly keep all of the constant native characters in their own lil loop#wilbur is the one exception but thats because I kinda have to keep him as a monkey cause what the fuck else am I gonna do#hes a monkey with a surfboard now good for him yay claps#now to be clear I still did find a way to snap webber out of existence (in universe) and put walter in a messed up 3 layer timeloop#but its ok because thats the price I had to pay to make wanda just some guy#and also to kill off wagstaff so I dont have to worry abt him lol#cause look. who else could I make wagstaff. in what universe would he not become wagstaff.#plus I get to make the wagstaff haters happy because wx murders him lol (Im a wagstaff lover to be clear hes one of my favorites (as is wx)
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What you staring at 💀 what he making that pretty ass face for
Bro’s raising his hand to speak 💀 bro thinks he in school 💀 (which he shouldn’t even think bc his ass was homeschooled) dork ass I’ll kiss him
Bro likes tomatoes as his favorite food 💀 that ain’t even a meal bruh that’s an ingredient 💀 ingredient lover 💀 malnourished ass 💀 fake food fan 💀 eat some proper meals bruh 💀 bro’s gonna eat tomatoes straight up like an apple and be like “yummy” 💀 I’d take him out to dinner
Bro’s special interests are people and politics 💀silly ass he’s so excited and cute 💀 what’s he being cute for 💀 cute ass 💀 what’s he got a gorgeous smile for 💀 bro’s having fun and enjoying himself how lovely I hope he has many good days and learns to love himself like with all that idolizing he does of other people he really doesn’t thhnkot himself and maybe he jus like hates himself yo what if that has to do with him lke thjnkjnh he’s like a monster in that one part like he hates monsters and he sees himself like that I mean I guess that’s not really profound idk what I’m sayin I’m kinda tired and k think mh phone is too it’s getting warm
He’s such a mess lmao like bro just drank some unknown quantity of glasses of alcohol and took his clothes off (unclear which one he did first) and passed out in his bed seemingly backwards what are you doing silly ass 💀 drinking to help with his insomnia smh silly Kabru you’re gonna die young that is not good for you 💀 unhealthy ass 💀 gorgeous ass man 💀 I want to study him under a microscope except I’m really bad at using microscopes in middle school they made me do this before you go into the lab test and I passed it so good but when I got to the lab and started using the microscope i could not see shit like I kept turning them knobs n stuff did not work lnao all blurry so if I was like “bro you an interesting critter I’m gonna study you under a microscope” what would happen is I would just go “hmmm hm hmmmmm” all inquisitively and just look at blurry ness for a few seconds then be like “I can’t see shit lol that was a busy wanna make out@ then I would kiss him on his face and I would play with his pretty hair
This could b me. I know how to touch boobs and one time when I was like 10 I watched a YouTube video on how to transform into a werewolf and I genuinely believe it was real and I started walking around my house on alll fours and barking and trying to feel my connection to the mooon and when my dad came home he got really mad ya me and he started yelling at me also I have a sister this could literally be me like that could be me I could be feeling Kabru bobs more like Kabroobies lmao I would lick him like a popsicle like his skin like a cat and I would draw little animals on his arms in different colored marker and all the animals say I love you hearttttt and they are all happy animals and I would tell him is ok if he wants to wash them off because they’re stupid little marker animals and it’s ok if he doesn’t like them
Fun fact I first saw this picture of Kabru like ten minutes before I went to go golfing with m dad and my grandpa and our neighbor Bill or something and so I had no time to process it and so every time during golfing which was like three hours or so btw I would keep thinking of him like this and also this was before k realized I thought he was handsome I was like he’s a cool character. But he’s not like hot lol but then I see this picture minutes before golfing and my heart gets pounding and I feel like I’m choking and suddenly it dawns on me he’s the most beustfil man I’ve ever seen in mh life meow but then I immediately had to go golfing and like ever time I blinked I would see his gorgeous face and I was like “wow man I’m hay” but I couldn’t do anything about it or like tell anybody because I was busy absolutely fucking up my short game lmal Nd itz kujs ahdn fbe chata teds are locked jn a room tkvwtehr kr somwrbinf ow my fingwr hhrt they just sgafted crampimg but anhways tehy realize they lkkr each other n stff yeah j tealkzed i liked him when i was out golfing as soon i vake baxk from glfijg j tbnk j went kn a cfazu tsnt to mh flose frkends and stuff yeab anhways he looks vrewg gorgeous meow melw man
He’s sooooo cute bruh that tuff of hair that sticks out from behin this ear makes me crazy what the fucj why do you look like that I love you 😭 it’s 1am rn and I love him I can’t sleep I’m comipoling a handful of my little pictures of him to tumblr because he’s making me crazy oh Man U love him him I want to hold his face in mh hands I want uh kiss him I want uhhhh man he is gorgeous and I like his personality he s like assionage he really into his goals he’s like a do whatever it takes guy but like he has limits and stuff he’s not like crazy nuts but he’s driven and accomplished and he’s a cute little charmer he so handsome wow!! And he’s so smart and he’s a quick thinker very smart good at improv and he’s a good leader and he cares about people what a cool guy and I love his nice smile awwwwwwwww man he’s hot meowza k can never be normal about him I don’t feelnormal so about him ever man I’m so sleepy bruh I don’t even remember a single word I just toed snit if I said”I alone Kabru “ somewhere than k agree with myself because yeah I love him and that’s yeah awesome guy him great splendid incredible enamoring effiseneg 100 stars out of 2 or just 50 because that’s fractions wait I can do 100 stars out if 1 stars and get 100 stars or I could just move the decimal pace and I could get even more stars yeah babgygirkl are you the space because stars are you the dirt b cause I would give you flowers z are you mini cooking videos that go “yummy!” And have old Macdonald playing the background because I can’t take my eyes off you are you beautiful because yes you are I am going to bed goodnight to Kabru and the orhwr peippe too i guess njy mksyly Kabru i hope everhd rike he sleleehe sleep well full 9 hoirs well resyed Miss Ryoko Kui please Kabru sleepinh good plewse also comic where he has good day please I wish the best for him
#dungeon meshi spoilers#I’m so bhappy when I see him :> smile yippee yay#I’m so sleepy my head feels like it’s bubbling lmao buy gotta Kabru post#delicious in dungeon#idgaf what nobody thinks bout this post I’m sleepy and I love Kabru so much and that’s what I gotta say that’s all I lotta say#I will probably forget him in like one year but right now he is uhhhhh I like him#dungeon meshi#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#kabru#rope/spider post#oh man mh eyes are watering that’s no good#like sleepy watering Wuh oh#ok I’m just gonna post this and go to sleep I needa quit fooling around bruh my body gonna hate me#late night post#Kabru posting
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AAAAA i started my tgas pissed and i finsihed scremaing about how good secret alliance is sorry i need to continue this in another psit ssorry
#people who kin chae yul are so weird#like its one thing to indulge in like the yandere fantasy like i GET it#but BRO. you dont want to fucking be like that#and you dont want to fucking see yourself in him either#like.ok i understand ppl kin for different reasons but theres a line and that like is chae yul#he should not be appealing!! hes thrilljng dont get me wrong thats why i read stuff with yanderes#its so thrilling to i guess indulge in that idea and also just to see that kind of story playout#but god if you find that appealling even a little bit youre either 15 years old and cant fully comprehend the horrors of shit like that#or. i mean you are troubled but i know its the first one for most of you because i used to be you oh christ#like i get it but god this story is so good and what you get out of it is that chae yul is liks sexy??????#like COME AWN the REST OF THE STORY is RIGHT THERE#ITS SO FUCKING GOOD AND YOURE JUST GONNA IGNORE IT????#i love to resent chae yul. hes such a good fucking character nd i love 2 hate im i love that he makes me feel something abt his character#thags what stories are all about man god i fucking love this story its so fucking good and its so CATHARTOC#GOD every fucking plot point is so fucking cathartic its incredible#its so so so so good#maybe one of my favorites of ever i have a new Thing to recommend people#god sorry im so mad that ppl dont appreciate the build up of sian and yujins relationship its incredible#theyre so fucking good and both their ind#ividual arcs are incredible#i usually hate when the protag forgives the person whos been abusing/stalking/etc them bc it usually feels undeserved#or too quick but its SO GOOD because YUL is kind of. the thing keeping her afraid of men!!! and letting go of her resent for him is part of#her getting over her fears!!! thematically its incredible and reading it was so fucking stunning#like the fact that she feared him reinforced her fear of all men so now that she doesnt hate him or love him and doesnt feel ANYTHING about#him is part of her.letting go of that fear!!! AND AHAUWHAH OH MY GOD. AND ON TJE FLIP SIDE. HER FEELING NOTHING FOR HIM GIVES HIM#NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO#he doesnt make her feel ANYTJING anymore he has NO PLACE IN HER THOUGHTS!!!! HE DOES NOT OCCUPY SPACE IN HER LIFE ANY LONGER AND IT ALSO#ALLOWS HIM TO FINALLY LET GO. GUAAAUWSAWSF GAWD. ITS SO GOOD#ITS CRAFTSD.SO FUCKING WELL#I COULD CRY AND SCREAM ABOUT THIS FOR HOURS AAHUAHAHWUSHAHBJGGHAGAGWHGAGWGSS
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