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about yer mario hottakes im rollin in with thoughts on the mario-luigi dynamic.
i've heard so many people go back and forth between them having this 100% perfect brotherly love VS. mario is evil and hates poor baby luigi but i think that maybe it's just they're both complex characters and mario deeply insecure
like that tennis scene where he grinds luigi's foot after luigi wins instead of him. when your whole livelihood revolves around being the kingdom's favorite boy it makes sense you might lash out at being upstaged even if that's fucked up as hell to do to anybody. and while luigi's allowed and expected to outwardly express his fears (at least from diary entries i've seen in the paper mario series and luigi's general "coward" persona), who the hell is listening to mario? he's probably seen how shit people treat luigi for being vulnerable anyway (we play as mario usually witnessing all this and like. bros are real yikes to luigi), so i'd imagine the bottled up bitterness at the world is hard to contain. resentment towards luigi for being emotionally open, resentment towards the denizens of the kingdom for treating his brother like crap when mario probably wouldn't be too different if it wasn't his job to be
i'd imagine the moments he cant contain his cool like that are deep regrets. sure, luigi would forgive him, but can he forgive himself? can mario contain himself long enough to not wig out, especially with everyone watching him 24/7?
idk if this is super off base, i don't go to this school. but imo put mario in therapy, you can't be strong for everyone all the time. you're just some guy
YEAHYEAH i think even if the middle section is YMMV i do agree with the general idea that "the bros' relationship is more complex than 'they love each other' or 'they hate each other'" . like ok. being the most BANAL of canon-compliant here to reel back my own insanity for a second. it is canon that mario gets a bit competitive with luigi/his friends! we see multiple art pieces/cutscenes depicting this
because they are siblings. and im gonna be so real here i latch onto any sort of flaw mario is ALLOWED to have due to his status as Mascot so you can pry "mario gets a bit too competitive" from my cold dead hands
he's also shown to be a bit impatient if he percieves something is taking too much time
(from super mario sunshine)
(from bowser's fury)
(from luigi's mansion 1)
so i definitely see his stubbornness and impulsivity clashing with luigi's careful methodical approach.
ALL THAT TO SAY. i think even if you're just playing by the rules, i think you don't have to JUST go for one extreme or the other. i agree. the rest is purely speculative fanon applying some depth to a character who functionally does not necessarily "need" it.
(but my personal playground space interp of mario and luigi absolutely has this sort of clashing dualism where both bros are really stressed out with the hand that life has given them and they're always thinking "my brother doesn't know how good he has it" but they love each other despite that, and that love makes them not want to talk about how they really feel, and that makes it WORSE, etc etc etc)
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Missed dnd this week bc i have family visiting, but got texted at what should’ve been almost the end of the session by the dm asking if i could like duck into a bathroom or something for 5-10 minutes and hop on the call and my family are dnd nerds so they were like yeah fuckin go for it that’s no time at all
So i hop on, am told my dnd boyfriend has revealed his face for the first time ever, that my dnd twin is changing her religion, and then get slamdunked into a brief vision that will require years of therapy for my character to get over, directly after which, while he was struggling to hint at what it was about (he hasn’t talked to anyone about his dad), someone goes “so you gonna kiss the paladin now or-“ 💀
#maybe when i haven’t just seen through the eyes of the father that i run from in every way yknow#the father i am the spitting image of that i fear being like or becoming#seeinng his hands as if they were my own#bro that’s gonna fuck my character up GOOD#it’s the first time in 14 yrs he’s seen or heard about his dad#the last time was the night his dad tried to kill him and his twin#I don’t think my boy is gonna be in a kissy mood for at LEAST a few hours#maybe trauma cuddles#we got a nice grounding hand hold#in other news the person who plays the paladin made pinterest boards for their relationship with the other pcs and the one for mine was 🥺#my top ship rn are these blorbos i love them#dnd sometimes really is just like when you’d play with dolls with ur friends and make the dolls kiss#except ur an adult and you’re all getting way too emotionally invested like it’s a tv drama#like ur own little weekly improv tv drama
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i have to speak my truth. i think timkon clone baby aus fucking suck
#rimi talks#here's the thing. you take a traumatized teenager and give them a baby. you're going to further traumatize the teen AND the baby#you take a traumatized teenager and say ''hey your bff nonconsensually cloned you while you were dead and now there's a child''........#LIKE THATS NOT GREAT. THATS NOT GREAT!#and like. if it's in-character tim is horribly depressed and grieving. kon has just successfully committed suicide via heroics and come BAC#NEITHER of them is going to be a good parent because of how they are STILL TEENAGERS THEMSELVES#and im just so fundamentally NOT interested in seeing my favs be shitty parents who unintentionally traumatize a child#.....hey wait. is that the appeal? to batman fans i mean. since. yknow. that's what batman does--#anyways ive never seen a single one of these posts that suggests the op has even heard of kon's clone rights feelings#clone baby guardian arc in sb94 you will always be fucking famous#but hey i mean why bother being in-character or anything when you can do fluff thats ooc to the point of unrecognizability i guess#this is tangentially also how i feel about people who say steph couldve kept the baby + raised it with tim. bro they were 15#but its soo much more egregious with kon because he has NO ability to consent to this. he is dead.#he forgives tim afterwards because tim already knows it was fucked up to do and he was wrong#THATS SIGNIFICANT. BECAUSE THERE *IS* SOMETHING FOR KON TO FORGIVE#frankly if kon returned from the dead and tim was like hey i cloned you and made a child. it'd destroy their relationship#he'd be sympathetic and he would be kind to the child but his ability to trust tim would be shattered by that#and again im just NOT interested in that story!!!!#and neither is anyone else who does this trope i think because no one doing this trope actually gives a shit about kon's character afaict :#OH WELL. whatever . i block and i move on and also i bitch about it in the tags on a personal post. you know how it is#now im gonna go play some more hades. ive gotta beat extreme measures 4 with every weapon
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You know I talk a lot about how fandom doesn’t realize how fucking bigoted it is in every aspect bc they get turned on by gay men and go by sock and that means they’re progressive but it hit me when someone with a viktor pfp is in the comments getting gassed up (ha. You’ll see in a second) by other braindead bitches for saying piltover gassing (get it) the streets is not bad and is actually appropriate to do in order to find one person. Like how the fuck do you watch arcane and agree with the enforcers. How is the propoganda working for you when you’re looking at EVERY angle. I will sound insane if I connect this to common viewpoints on stuff irl and I do have enough tact not to do this however I will say it’s less surprise and more. Watching another dominoe fall after it wobbled for a few minutes. What the fuck
#it be two stupid ass bitches telling eachother exactlyyy or whatever#and like#I promise it’s gonna become a topic of convo in tiktok in like a month and I’m gonna come on here vindicated and pissed#but the second you realize the ppl around you are also in fandom and the attitude they take into their escapism is not so different from#their attitudes irl the patterns pattern guys#like if you ignore speak over and tone police black ppl and fandom ik what ur doing at that little rally u posted a pic of u attending#if you think black characters need to prove why they should exist in the same space as ur white faves#when u infantilize white characters and take their best moments and even traits (traits which are often actually from said black characters)#I know what the fuck you are#that’s disjointed as fuck but I promise u bro it’s like#anyways my point is#I was not surprised by the ‘Batman wouldn’t care who u voted for’ shit#same ppl arguing that Batman is actually a leftist king get all their comic info from a 40 yr old white woman that has 3 Duke posts on her#whole page says steph was too annoying to care about at 14 uses cass as a live in therapist for her faves and calls Damian feral#like idk man. maybe think#Uhm that’s all disjointed as fuck but it makes sense#or it will soon#Idk but like ppl are so mad at the keep politics out of booktok ppl and yeah#but do you know that’s what u sound like when u say there’s no racism in WFA or make up literal charts to prove why there’s more than enough#poc in batfam and Damián should actually be pale bc yadda yadda#do you know that you don’t start existing in a void when you put the book down and hop on Twitter#it’s also the way they didn’t even have to convince you of anything#oh back to arcane#Like they didn’t make an effort to show the enforcers were good or whatever#they literally just slapped a woman who’s been a little sad and immediately turned to bigotry on it#like ur making arguments and excuses FOR them that don’t exist#It’s like they didn’t even have to convince you they didn’t have to try just put someone you like as the figurehead and u start agreeing#with and defending pure ev-oooooohhhhh#LMAO THATS ALL SORRU
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I just finished watching obx s4 and i sobbed so hard I have a headache but I'm also so fucking pissed like what the actual fuck was that ending I'm just gonna pretend this entire season doesn't exist thankyou very much
#outer banks#obx s4 spoilers#jj maybank#my son has been through so much and for what??????? THAT is the ending they gave him??????????#how tf am i supposed to even watch s5 when hes not gonna be in it bro#he was literally such a good character with so much potential and they fucked it up so bad#im so pissed
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OO has me in a fucking vice grip with the urge to lunge at Seph's throat!!!!!!! I can't fucking believe he convinced Kadaj to join him!!!!!! I'm gonna go fucking feral!!!! Leave my sonboy alone!!!!! He has no free will!!! He keeps being used for what Jenova wants cuz of the cells and he keeps being used by Seph as a remnant!!! Daj can never truly have something of his own accord cuz of the very meaning of his existence!!!!! He can never be an individual cuz of them, but without them he wouldn't exist!!!! LET HIM BE HIS OWN PERSON!!!!
And to top it off, Team Ninja dangles a Loz and Yazoo tease in my face after I just said I need Kadaj to have his real brothers back!!!! FUCK!!!! I FUCKING HATE FINAL FANTASY!!!!!!!
#i love kaien trying to help even tho this has nothing to do with him. thank you grandpa 🥺#kadaj and repliku would be a match made in heaven. i want them to talk and go on a murder spree for funsies together#im gonna kill seph so fucking hard. i hate it here!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#at least now i know why kadaj and seymour team up to be ducklings to weiss. tho im not caught up to know how/why they leave seph yet#im just. im gonna die man. im so happy OO added kadaj and gave him so much development and i love that the game takes characters seriously#but god. do they have to keep tormenting MY FUCKING SON!?!?!?!#LET HIM RETURN TO HIS NEW MOM AND DAD (zack and aerith)!!!! GIVE HIM HIS LITTLE BROTHERS BACK!!!! GIVE HIM FUCKING FREE WILL!!!! FUCK!!!!!#its such a good time to be so abnormal about a 2005 one off sequel movie villain. genuinely. it just hurts at the same time#i also like how everyone's fine with kadaj and is even trying to help him cuz despite being morally gray. at least hes against seph.#so hes a good kid in their books 🥺#brb gonna go speedrun the og 7 real quick so i can beat seph's ass in the name of my best boy#also when we get loz and yazoo i wonder if theyll be a joint unit like in brave exvius of if theyll be seperate but released back to back#like reno and rude 🤔#i was expecting sonon or nero next but i do think they wont come until after part 2. while i want genesis most then. i would actually rather#have the baby bro duo if it means they have a real chance of getting in. i didnt actually believe it would be possible. but no it looks real
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playing inquisition first really is the move because you can finish the whole entire thing and won’t even realize how much of an absolute fucking slog it is until you start the other two
#dragon age#dai#dang I really was like “’idk what everyone’s on about I love this game it’s so good???’#and then I started origins lmaooooo#‘oh I love an open world’#‘it sucks that da2 reuses maps’ bestie you rotate kirkwall in your head like a gas station hot dog when you can’t sleep#tried to hype myself up to replay inquisition by being like ‘we just have to get through the hinterlands and then we’re in the clear’#and then I thought about the storm coast and the western approach and the exalted plains and I just do not have the strength to do this arm#emerald graves and hissing wastes and crestwood my beloveds you did nothing wrong#emprise du lion you’re on thin fucking ice (literally)#don’t even get me started on the voiced lines and the absolute blandness of the inquisitor vs hawke and hof I cannot acknowledge this#like you’re gonna tell me they’ve got all these origins and they make no impact on the story in the slightest???? cmoooooon bro#give my gworl something to chew on I cannot be handling ALL of the character development by fully ignoring in-game canon#also bring back city elves in dreadwolf you fucking cowards
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I'm designing Riku's SEES battle outfit for the CATT AU and the actual reason for his coat being a longer version of the regular SEES battle coat is that I want to keep his silhouette similar to his Phantom Thief outfit (his thief outfit has a long leather jacket). However the in-lore reason is kinda funny to think about because there is literally no other reason for him wanting to extend the jacket length other than "I will look way cooler trust me". And somehow he gets the scientists who designed the suits to agree.
#oc tag#catt au#riku kirijo#i think im gonna try come up with a specific tag for him for posts like these#trying to avoid these showing up in any main tags because i would be embarrrased#ANYWAY its just funny to me#'fuck practicality i want to look like the baddest mf when im fighting'#im still making adjustments but im kinda cooking#totally inspired by tulin showing me his katsuro look <3 ty bro#yeah his regular thief look he has a full leather jacket that goes down past his knees#but its not too long because i dont want it to look like jokers u know#its actually inspired by a jacket i saw on pinterest combined with. a character i am a lil obseesed with#two actually now i think of it#and then ye i carried across those elements to this design too#riku i need to be the coolest looking guy in this depressing ass tower kirijo#sees has... mixed reactions to his shenanigans#ive been thinking about catt quite a bit lately#probably because i am writing out tartarus dialogue for it... for fun... 1.3k words and i just started on block 3 💀#its good though im refreshing my memory on all of sees so i can get fresh ideas
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I wish GI wasn't trying to push people (kinda specifically longer players) away from the game, like damn. I really hope new players are watching closely and not just deciding "there are haters" or "complainers." Some of the things, like the age old where's the end-of-game road map, have been actual game needs that haven't been addressed for years. Game needs, guys. Idk, if you still call some people haters/complainers, then I'm probably gonna call you a bootlicker lol
#also three pulls for three debate clubs is actually insulting and no. we were not happy about it last year either#i hope the CN community causes such a ruckus that they fix the artifact loadout bullshit#GI actually needs to apologize and ive said some wild things elsewhere like they need to give a free 5* character but honestly i just want#to see that theyre are listening to the fucking players. we fund their game and/or promote it with playing and community on platforms#they wouldnt have BILLIONS of money without the pkayers and they are not doing QoL things or fixing busted characters or the artifact#loadout that is going to be more trouble than useful. end of game information. lost weapons to timed events - im lucky i have cinnabar#spindle in case i get Albedo but i dont have that Festering sword or Jade Cutter? and both are apparently great for Furina and im pissed#that they just wont be available ever again. they heed to put them in the shop like they do the skins and im so serious about that#theres so much more#it just makes me sad bc i do really like genshin but im probably gonna move on after this all blows up or when nothing happens at all#genshin impact#my posts#oh right my frustration is with the community on the mihoyo app bc even just saying you think this is a good thing will bring in the REAL#bootlickers telling you youre ungrateful for three debate clubs lmao. i have never called it copium before but i think that if youre calling#players ungrateful for being mad that GI's appreciation for a year of playing and/or spending money is worth three 3*weapons then youre a#boooootlicker with a sad fucking addiction. seriously cope harder bro lol#i really just want them to fix the artifact loadout that shit is buuullshit. and of course i want Aloy’s constellations. they should have#been there September 2021 ffs. and i like Dehya. i like playing her too. im not meta enough to notice things i guess but hyv should have#listened to players about her.#this shouldnt be a staff of homa moment guys. that bullshit actually made change happen for the better like why are you mad at the demand#QoL things???? why are you just ok with no actual patches patching anything???#ok i gotta be done. the tags are the actual post damn lol
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GOD I LOVE SHIN HYE SUN SM
#shin hye sun#brave citizen#she's one of my favs fr fr#when she plays characters with gap>>>#lowkey why the traffic enforcer kinda fine#i hope all kids find a fighting chance in a figure like her#shes so charming i swear#oh my god its gonna hurt if she turns a blind eye ethics teacher pa naman siya huhu#some ppl are just given devious faces like the dude who plays su kang#the girl from the glory#OH NO THATS HIS GRANDMA??#SMART i thought of pulling the alarms down#but man what was that editing#snoopy dude is training under the dad?#BRO THE DAD IS THE SHAMAN FROM BEHIND YOUR TOUCH#good symbolism smaller you are the bigger the fight#WHAT A POWER TRIP DAMN#thats right law all over his ass or whatever reciting articles as insults is callsd#shes seeing it all unravel before her the chain of injustice#so many levels of fucked up bro this shit is so frustrating I HATE BULLIES#this dude's sweet dad roles always get me im devastated#does su kang think he's joker? what a loser#her casually eating MOTHER#damn seems effective if you al#all* collectively bully su kang right back he seems like an overgrown child tbh
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honestly sounds like an unwise choice of dog(young high energy likely due to breed temperament and lineage to to have a higher reactivity and distrust of strangers?) have in that environment and im glad hes apparently living with family friends now, hope that helps w the behavioral issues
#toy txt post#im shocked hes gotten 11 bites in tbh thats insane? if nothing else. it sounds like that environment was not great for him stresswise if hes#biting that often#i dont buy into that dogs always have good character judgement thing but i do think there is probably some overlap with#commanders vibe checking and the general temperament of your average secret service agent being a disasterous combo of#commander not digging their vibe and the energy they bring to interactions with him. ESPECIALLY now that he has such an extensive history of#bad interactions w agents that like. for sure affects how they approach interacting w him#and like. probably some overlap w the agents hes biting and the agents who might have some unhinged politics of their own#that doesnt mean hes Aware or that his general Judge Of Character should be taken at face value#hes just a breed that is gonna be be pretty distrustful of strangers who is constantly having strangers in his space#that are probably asserting themselves in his space and close to his ppl in ways he doesnt like but that is basically part of their job#which he doesnt understand that. all he sees is Some Random Guy with annoying vibes thats probably giving him sideeye and#exuding vibes of 'god i hope this stupid fucking dog that bites secret service agents doesnt bite me' and the dog that bites secret service#agents is like hey bro whats with the attitude. why are you so close to my ppl. why are you tensing up when im near you? are you gonna#go after me bro? not if i get you first. and the cycle continues. fuckin oof#11 times is insane but honestly. honestly. if i had a bunch of assholes following me around with a tense aggro energy and shit#i feel like moxie might start biting. shes not bitten anyone yet so far despite her high level of distrust towards strangers but like.#i think if their was someone with fuckin. Cop Vibes getting all up in the space of her people she might give it a go. idk#maybe not. shes mostly more confrontational towards other animals than to ppl. w ppl she cowers and trembles. but idk sometimes when we're#trying to convince her she doesnt need to have an anxiety attack about every new person she'll sometimes like sit on one of us and then get#a little growly when someone comes close not just cos shes scared but also cos shes being protective. but also its funny bc she is also like#trying to hide between our legs like a baby penguin. she is simultaneously trying to Protecc and Be Proteccted
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oh wow i love psyching myself out /sar
#the downside of me being more talkative on here is that i never shut the fuck up about my anxieties#like bro i wanted to find a thing about how to build a malk#and the site's goimg more CHaracter development than Stats but ok#anwyay its all make a character first Then have them be embraced! Never start out saying youre just playing a Malkavian!#and thats good advice but uh#i did the complete opposite#oughghgh this part of the Creation Process is me feeling like im not gonna Do This Right#i dont even have any ambitions or desires for this guy#and i feel like i shouldve done that first hg
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i fear i have a new character fixation in the form of angel dust from hazbin hotel
#i have so so so many thoughts#and angel is far too relatable to my actual life and it hurrrrts#but like in a good way?#i am just like absolutely captivated#the animation too is just chefs kiss#idk man i jusy connect waaaaay too deeply with this character and its hard bc people are gonna 1000% romanticise the addiction#and the whole being pimped out thing#like he is a swr character who is suffering at the hands of a pimp who is also feeding his addiction#could the universe say less to me in the form of animated characters actually#EVEN THE ASTHETICS ARE THE SAME#like my persona was so bubble gum pink does fucked shit that like its like looking in a fucked up mirror bro#im so wrecked over this
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so glad you included those "y̴̨͚̙͎͓̞͍̯͒̚͜ọ̵̢͈̲͓̤̝̠̄̔ǘ̴̦͇̲̜̩̮̫͈̯͓͖͍̋̿̋̾͂̅̾̋͆̒͐́̚͝͝'̷̨̝͚̞̤̲̟̜̳̩̭͓̺͛r̸̠̯̲̊̽̅͋ȩ̷̘̟̦̟̠͖̬̰̗̈̽̇́̓͜ ̴̨̛͇̥͔̼̗̹͇̺͈̥̩͙̥̦͓͖͇͇͒̀̓̄͋̈́̎͆̀̔̈́̆̕s̶͗̿̐̄͌͛͛̈͋͛̿͘l̸̨̠̻̲͓̭͈̰͈͎͈͔͇̳͗̔͜ó̸̼̣̠̒̇p̸̙̰͇̯͕̒̂̽̓̆̎͗͒̓̅̄̄̚p̴̧̘̲̪͔̻͒ͅy̸̡̛̦̺̹͔͎͓̺̰̫̓͐̈́̓͋͋͘̚͠ͅͅͅ" frames. when that part happened i thought i went into a coma and it was the Radiant Light beckoning me to cross the Threshhold. if a picture is worth a thousand words, that moment is worth a thousand sacrifices. even through the screen i could feel the true meaning of Smooth. i am asexual but is this what lust feels like
and his eyes. oh, his e y e s. they ought to be classified as their own entity. those pupils alone, with all their different shapes and sizes, are enough to melt all my bones into goopy sludge
He is so gorgeous, such a looker. Every frame he looks so good, he can look so fucking demonic, he still looks so good, every frame of him can literally be a wallpaper, people talk shit about his hair, and I will admit the back is atrocious, like come on grow it out, or some. But I still low-key fuck with it, low-key low-key! The front I mean, it looks so bouncy, soft, and thick, and I just LOVE MEN with long-ish hair, it's the death of me. Please Viv don't kill him off, PLEASE!!! He is the best. Can't wait to see more of this dapper fellow in season 2, it's gonna be GREAT! I bet he has his mother's eyes, they're so pretty. That'd be so cute, I want him to see his mom, even if for one time, and one time only...I'd actually start crying.
#most down bad alastor fan?#hardly#and if we're confessing to our haircut-related sins...#i too will admit that l o w k e y it really suits him#like yes OF COURSE the perfect princess man is gonna have something obviously and horrifically disgusting about his appearance#it's just such an alastor vibe#yes he wakes up each day purely to slay harder than everybody else#but also the sight of him evokes violent urges because WHY THE WHAT THE FUCK BRO. like what if!!! he ASKED the barber for it.#what is hell gonna do? attack him for it?? nuh-uh he'll fucking kill them it's like a power move almost#he upsets everyone on purpose BECAUSE they cant do anything about it. he makes himself painful to be around. it is purposeful#he a lil prankster and he prolly sings himself to sleep with thoughts of the relief random sinners must have when he finally turns to leave-#-them alone Only to be met with.... that. thing.#it just feels very in character for him idk how to explain it properly tho#and either way#THE FUCKASS BOB IS A GOOD THING#because otherwise he'd run the risk of heaven opening their gates and sending a legion of God's Greatest Soldier Boys[gn] to eliminate him#(out of Jealousy)(they couldnt handle one lone sinner being superior (aesthetically) to the entirety of Heaven and Goodness)(cowards)#okay sorry i ranted there but yeah and also it. matches. the. hem. of. his. coat. they. are. the. same. shape. it is poetic.#oh and not to mention he has the 2000s emo kid side-swept bangs#AND HE PULLS IT OFF#every so often i am confused why i cant remember how alastor parts his hair. then i recall that the madlad simply doesnt#(originally ...recall with a jolt to my pussy... [joke] but i dont want ppl thinking im *actually* getting soaked from ~hair~ of all things)
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I know it's 2 am but I must complain about something.
#🐇#my two dick dragon book was good right. like it was cute. like.....it's no beowulf obviously I get it but it was fun!#it was hella short though but like it's part of a series. so I was like fun! let's read the next book about a kraken. what could go wrong??#like tentacles! fun!..........................not fun.#this guy is so fuckin miserable. his husband died like idek when. it could have been a year ago#it could have been 20 it's all he talks about. then he's around the main character#and he's so overcome with lust whenever he's around her that he's like I MUST FUCK HER 😤#with the tentacles even and it's not even fun or sexy because he literally bolts immediately after!!!#that is TOO close to my real life bitch I do not need this amount of realism when I'm trying to get silly nasty#I'm like almost half way through it and it's like bro if you bring up the dead husband one more fuckin time#you don't understand how often it's brought up. he literally fucks the main character and then he's like but.............my dead husband 🥺#that's not plot. that's not good conflict or drama or whatever. I'm gonna kill someone just shut up and get weird with the tentacles#the dragon was sad. but then he was like oh! my wife is hot! life isn't so bad! Then he bites her cooter#THAT is the world we should be living in.
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Yknow I'm glad I have absolutely no motivation to make any non constant related ds aus cause if I did I would absolutely just make random card au part 2; skins edition and the world building would be completely incomprehensible even by my standards cause Id find a way to mix it with constant bullshit anyways
#rat rambles#bro I couldnt even make the most normie ass cards just normal characters bro kanon baseball card is out there being an antagonist#Id get like farmspider webber and somehow make him the main villain knowing me my brain works in 5d chess constantly#the real reason I can't do this is that wendy would just suck to work with cause most of his skins just give oh so little to work with#how am I supposed to show my favoritism in these circumstances 😔#tbf theres definitely other characters who have it way worse in that regard like what the hell would I do with 99% of woodies skins#wilson would be piss easy tho hes like built to be au bait#but again Im not that interested in making that sorta au because I like most of the cast being just some guys too much#like even in my swap au I mostly keep all of the constant native characters in their own lil loop#wilbur is the one exception but thats because I kinda have to keep him as a monkey cause what the fuck else am I gonna do#hes a monkey with a surfboard now good for him yay claps#now to be clear I still did find a way to snap webber out of existence (in universe) and put walter in a messed up 3 layer timeloop#but its ok because thats the price I had to pay to make wanda just some guy#and also to kill off wagstaff so I dont have to worry abt him lol#cause look. who else could I make wagstaff. in what universe would he not become wagstaff.#plus I get to make the wagstaff haters happy because wx murders him lol (Im a wagstaff lover to be clear hes one of my favorites (as is wx)
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