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heretolurkbutalasitstaken · 2 days ago

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Actually, you just politely correct reporters and other media people. (and Octavius is a trans ally, fun fact) Maybe tweet it out if it's that Spidey.

My view is depends how bad you need the others to know (although hiding it could be good for secret identity.) Honestly I think it's best to tell the villains first, because they all go to the same pub in the Marvel Universe (Peter Parker is also a former patron there; he won a quiz game with his roommate), so they'll all know after like 2-3 fights.

Also, here is my spin on the exchange.

Doctor Octopus is robbing a bank in a morally conflicted manner or whatever he does between body-swapping into Spider-Man nowadays.

He's threatening a guard or already in, either way, he's doing the same routine. Looking for something.

He's about to get into the vault but then- THWIP, his face is webbed.

Otto: AAGHH! Drat, you insipid wall-crawler! Don't you have better things to do? (He is using his tentacles)

Spider-Girl swings in and kicks Otto in the face (gently, last time she did this on the regular, he did get a terminal illness and take over her body)

Otto attempts to strike her with a tentacle but she dodges easily, barely worth a panel.

Spidey: I might be a girl now, but you still hit like one!

Otto: You- ah. Spider-Girl or Spider-Woman?

Spidey: uh, Spider-Girl, I guess. (she shrugs while perched on the floor in an epic pose)

Otto: Very well. (he privately believes that she should be the real Spider-Woman, something I vaguely remember from a Spider-Verse)

Otto: Spider-Girl! We meet again!

Otto: You may be a woman now, but your threat is still negligible! I will use this diamond to regain my standing and form a new SINISTER SIX from the ashes of the old! THE DIE IS CAST!

Spidey is already half-way to winning, because she's got a date to get to or laundry or something.

Spider-Girl: Didn't you do that last week, Doc? Jeez, be original. Maybe I should reuse material...

(Doc Ock has already opened the vault and is disabling the security with a tentacle. To combat this, Spidey is rapidly webbing money out of the vault)

Spider-Girl: Speaking of recycling... (Otto growls as she has sailed through the air and now right in front of him, face to face.)

Otto's tentacles reach for the diamond.

Spider-Girl: I'm gonna recycle THIS web, (She webs one tentacle) By spending it, giving it to someone else (The web is attached to his hand) And they'll do the same!

Otto falls over, trying to grab the diamond with his hand or something.

Otto: CURSE YOU, SPIDER-GIRL! (he thinks in a feminist way, possibly already coming up with new ploys for their next fight that will be slightly more courteous.)

Spider-Girl: Gotta go, Doc! See ya!

(Spider-Girl's internal narration is already focused on relationship troubles with MJ, maybe a brief aside about how maybe he'll leave her body alone next mind-swap)

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

#spiderman #spider girl #marvel #superhero #transgender #transfem #marvel comics #me when i do an elaborate spideypost #spiderman comics #spideyposting #that's what it's called now #no takebacksies #doctor octopus #doctor octavius #otto octavius #stop me tagging

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babisawyer · 1 year ago

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I know it's 2 am but I must complain about something.

#🐇#my two dick dragon book was good right. like it was cute. like.....it's no beowulf obviously I get it but it was fun!#it was hella short though but like it's part of a series. so I was like fun! let's read the next book about a kraken. what could go wrong??#like tentacles! fun!..........................not fun.#this guy is so fuckin miserable. his husband died like idek when. it could have been a year ago #it could have been 20 it's all he talks about. then he's around the main character #and he's so overcome with lust whenever he's around her that he's like I MUST FUCK HER 😤#with the tentacles even and it's not even fun or sexy because he literally bolts immediately after!!!#that is TOO close to my real life bitch I do not need this amount of realism when I'm trying to get silly nasty #I'm like almost half way through it and it's like bro if you bring up the dead husband one more fuckin time #you don't understand how often it's brought up. he literally fucks the main character and then he's like but.............my dead husband 🥺#that's not plot. that's not good conflict or drama or whatever. I'm gonna kill someone just shut up and get weird with the tentacles #the dragon was sad. but then he was like oh! my wife is hot! life isn't so bad! Then he bites her cooter #THAT is the world we should be living in.

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teafromthemicrowave · 10 months ago

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Oliver Banks.

#drawing the tentacles was so much fun wha #still dont know if i like that one #but it took too long to not post it #the magnus archives #tma #oliver banks #magpod #tma fanart #artfromthemicrowave

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somegrumpynerd · 3 months ago

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Ah yes, very mature indeed

I love these two getting far enough into their truce to annoy each other playfully, Dream is great at it immediately but it's good to see Nightmare starting to take part too

And don't worry, Dream did get revenge

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Dream Sans #Nightmare Sans #This is 100% self indulgent just for me art #But you guys can look at it too if you want #No background because I'm ~lazy~ today lol #Nightmare has a slow start on the brotherly teasing situation but he gets into it pretty easily #Usually using his tentacles to be a pest until Dream starts chasing him or (non-lethally) fighting him #I dunno I just think it's nice when they annoy each other for fun #And get to act like kids again for a little bit instead of being Important Guardians TM #Also Blue and Ink got him that sweater #Ink asked Error to make one for him and Blue insisted it had to be purple because he knows it's Dream's favourite colour #Nightmare doesn't feel temperature very much because the goop kinda insulates him but he did zip up his hoodie for appearances

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samglyph · 7 months ago

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Predicament

#friends were having fun drawing Arthur in all the other entities tentacles and I was like #why can’t kayne #Mr BLOODY TONGUE HIMSELF #have a turn #malevolent #my art #malevolent fanart #masked #sorry it’s just a tad too odd #kayne #kayne malevolent #arkayne #vibes #Arthur Lester #suggestive

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suburbanbonfire · 6 days ago

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the captain is back

[image description: Digital illustration of Jordan Eberle, a hockey player for the Seattle Kraken. The poster is mimicking the poster for the movie Akira, with Eberle as Kaneda, his back facing the viewer so that his face is obscured and the nameplate on his back is visible. He is mid-stride walking towards a giant red tentacle laying out on the ice, reaching for him.

At the bottom of the image is the word 'Kraken,' overlaid in red with the Japanese katakana symbols for 'Kraken'. End description.]

#fun facts about this drawing #i drew the tentacle like 3 times hated it every time #and then gave up for a few months #came back today and literally jammed it out in an hour im so mad #WHERE WAS THIS BEFORE #second is that the title of this in my wips is seakira #and im pronouncing it like 'shakira'#thank you #EBS IS BACKKKKK #seattle kraken #hockey #hockey art #my art #jordan eberle #anime #akira #nhl

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adrikao1008 · 1 day ago

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Fun fact, I gave him the tentacles, after I saw @kr1s-png tiktok videos. I was like: Oh my god that is one hell of a sexy Kallamar, I have to gave tentacles to mine too. But actually, there were many, many artists Kallamars that I studied before finalizing mine. (Mostly because of his stupid legs or tentacles question in my mind)

Shoutout to the many Kallamars with tentacle hair!

I personally don't give it to him but it's a very sexy addition, glorious, even.

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl kallamar #kallamar #cult of the lamb kallamar #the silly squid #fun facts

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oh-no-its-bird · 3 months ago

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Hear me out: warring states era Hatake who went on a mission somewhere in the land of waves and fell off the fucking map— where they then witnessed the Unspeakable Timeless Horrors Of The Sea And Spiral, then washed up on shore a solid years later, irreversible changed and tangibly Other.

Their wolf contract no longer works because there is something so deeply Wrong with them that animals (especially contract beats and spirits) can feel it. There is something tangibly, legitimately Other(tm) about them, and while they've been wholeheartedly accepted back into the clan, everyone knows this is not the same person who they lost a year ago

They gazed into the abyss and the abyss gazed back type shit fr

#thinking it could be fun if they get a contract w a really fucked up octopus or smthn #they insist its a wolf to anyone who questions them #the tentacles say otherwise.#they are clinically insane and also probably deeply religious/superstitious #before the Witnessing Of Horrors they were probably still religious and superstitious just bc like #warring states japan #but after the event it got ramped up to like. a 20 on a scale of 10 #note: this does not mean they follow the specific customs and respect the specific “laws” of religion/superstition #it just means that by GOD do they believe in it #and interact w it probably #could be fun if rhey were a yokai magnet idk #they are banned from Uzushio bc theyre one of the only people to come back from the spiral demon or whatever in 1 piece #and the Uzumaki think that they have a chunk of it lodged in their soul #which.#they might.#so.#priests see them and start seizing #all in a days work <3 #wolves of the woods #birds rambles #hatake oc #naruto #naruto oc #birds art #birds ocs #art #artist of tumblr

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ttrpg-smash-pass-vs · 1 year ago

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On the left, the flumph! Telepathing tentacle pancake with cartoonish levels of joy! 2 foot (61 cm) across with dexterous tentacles that are just as long or more! It feeds off ambient vibes (especially good ones) so you know it's gonna be focused on taking care of you.

On the right, Vine Blight! Human-sized, made of vines, and can create field of restraining animated vines! It's also the only blight with enough intelligence to talk, a voice it uses primarily to taunt people or bargain with them. It is as smart as an ogre though, so not exactly bright but it IS sentient

#flumph #vine blight #smash or pass #dnd 5e #dnd #d&d #5e #d&d 5e #sounds like it might be a fun one #two different flavors of tentacle creature when you think about it!

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xxplastic-cubexx · 5 months ago

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adding 'tentacles are in the walls' to my list of vague x mansion facts

(X-Men #25)

#xmen #xmen comics #professor x #charles xavier #snap scans #snap chats #i solemnly swear not to abuse this information <- lying #like ya couldnt have built an elevator .... or a ramp ........ why do you do this to yourself this seems complicated dont you think #forced to ask the question how many other bits a bullshit like this exists in his house. i hope the answer is a lot #charles xavier has the right to turn his house into inspector gadget's cousin i think but how do you even come to this solution #'theres a very slim possibility i'll walk downstairs and fall how should i protect myself if the time comes. wall tentacles.'#like girlfriend. did you know i love you.#ok im finishing this issue than im working. im going to the comic shop with my friend later today so thatll be fun !!!!!#bye :)

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moltensunlight · 7 months ago

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Realm of the Departed

Character design belongs to @absolutelynotsanebaby

Artfight attack inbound!! >:) I love Ms. Departed's design so so much, and I was super excited to try and capture that otherworldly feeling they have! I hope I did them justice!!