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What if I break the skipping rope Prime Directive?

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That was revealed to be Earth 2 Jen, right?

If even Jean has forgiven Cain, a man who has tried to kill her and her friends going back to her being a teenager. I say he's earned it and then some. X Men Unlimited Infinity 105

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Actually, you just politely correct reporters and other media people. (and Octavius is a trans ally, fun fact) Maybe tweet it out if it's that Spidey.

My view is depends how bad you need the others to know (although hiding it could be good for secret identity.) Honestly I think it's best to tell the villains first, because they all go to the same pub in the Marvel Universe (Peter Parker is also a former patron there; he won a quiz game with his roommate), so they'll all know after like 2-3 fights.

Also, here is my spin on the exchange.

Doctor Octopus is robbing a bank in a morally conflicted manner or whatever he does between body-swapping into Spider-Man nowadays.

He's threatening a guard or already in, either way, he's doing the same routine. Looking for something.

He's about to get into the vault but then- THWIP, his face is webbed.

Otto: AAGHH! Drat, you insipid wall-crawler! Don't you have better things to do? (He is using his tentacles)

Spider-Girl swings in and kicks Otto in the face (gently, last time she did this on the regular, he did get a terminal illness and take over her body)

Otto attempts to strike her with a tentacle but she dodges easily, barely worth a panel.

Spidey: I might be a girl now, but you still hit like one!

Otto: You- ah. Spider-Girl or Spider-Woman?

Spidey: uh, Spider-Girl, I guess. (she shrugs while perched on the floor in an epic pose)

Otto: Very well. (he privately believes that she should be the real Spider-Woman, something I vaguely remember from a Spider-Verse)

Otto: Spider-Girl! We meet again!

Otto: You may be a woman now, but your threat is still negligible! I will use this diamond to regain my standing and form a new SINISTER SIX from the ashes of the old! THE DIE IS CAST!

Spidey is already half-way to winning, because she's got a date to get to or laundry or something.

Spider-Girl: Didn't you do that last week, Doc? Jeez, be original. Maybe I should reuse material...

(Doc Ock has already opened the vault and is disabling the security with a tentacle. To combat this, Spidey is rapidly webbing money out of the vault)

Spider-Girl: Speaking of recycling... (Otto growls as she has sailed through the air and now right in front of him, face to face.)

Otto's tentacles reach for the diamond.

Spider-Girl: I'm gonna recycle THIS web, (She webs one tentacle) By spending it, giving it to someone else (The web is attached to his hand) And they'll do the same!

Otto falls over, trying to grab the diamond with his hand or something.

Otto: CURSE YOU, SPIDER-GIRL! (he thinks in a feminist way, possibly already coming up with new ploys for their next fight that will be slightly more courteous.)

Spider-Girl: Gotta go, Doc! See ya!

(Spider-Girl's internal narration is already focused on relationship troubles with MJ, maybe a brief aside about how maybe he'll leave her body alone next mind-swap)

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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Yeah, I know we aren't rebooting. I was joking.

Hey! You! You're a girl now! Start taking estrogen!

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(yeah i know, same. I was also doing a callback. OR AM I... Reboot go)

Hey... does this conversation seem famili-arrrgh to you?

Hey! You! You're a girl now! Start taking estrogen!

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See lesbians? Oh, hey!

Hey! You! You're a girl now! Start taking estrogen!

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I'm fine. Bank heist sounds fun though.

EXCUSE ME????

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people have been telling me about Ubisoft, but I've never seen any games made by Uheterosexualsoft

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@toppettehat hey is this why you became a pirate?

Hey! You! You're a girl now! Start taking estrogen!

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Were do you get your ideas for posts

Me:

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Sorry, I've been holding that joke in for months.

Mutuals please interact, I’m bored and barely have anyone to yap to rn

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I heard something from Link. It was mostly some HYAHs and a "Hey, Listen!"

Mutuals please interact, I’m bored and barely have anyone to yap to rn

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You're welcome.

okay i won't.

thank you for respecting my boundaries

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girl with headphones laments

Wishing I lived alone rn. It sucks that I have to muffle myself or play music so my family won't hear me masturbating while reading siscest smut. So homophobic.

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I don't think I have a word here.

F

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me when i walk in circles a bunch before finishing the level

Do you think Chell ever intentionally edged GLaDOS during testing? Got near to the end of a long puzzle but decided to take her sweet time with actually finishing, wandering and listening to the all-powerful robot lady whine and moan over the speakers? Smirked as that operatic voice started begging her to finish the test, even tried to offer help before that all-too-familiar shock kicked in? Knew that she'd oh so dearly regret that later when GLaDOS was back in control but knew it would be worth it for the pleasure it gave her in this moment?

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hey, can anyone think of a joke about the metacarpal bone?