#bro nora's mind...

[joejhang]

thinking about numbers and symbolism in aftg. andrew (03) and aaron (05) being twin primes. 5 + 3 being 8 which is nicky's number. andrew being 03 which would've been neil's number if he was perfect court. jean being 29 in the trojans because renee was 09 and kevin was 02. and 2 + 9 adding up to 11 which is jeremy's number.

[kamen20ghost]

Bro moment

Jaune is texting ren as they both are getting ready for bed.

Jaune: Good night bro.

Ren: Good night buddy

Jaunr / Ren: I’m so glad he’s my friend 

Ren: I kinda want to suck his dick tho.

Nora: I know that thought has cross my mind once or twice.

[epic-arc]

Oh, You got Smash Bros?!

Jaune was spending time with his team talking until weiss would sit next to him and jaune would look at her with a smile with a curious expression on his face.

Weiss: Hey jaune I bought smash bros these days what do you think about going to my dorm and testing the game with me? I never played.

Jaune heard Weiss's request and would give her a thumbs up and the two get up and go towards the dorms. Jaune's team would be seeing this and nora just had a proud expression on her face.

Nora: He will show her how strong a link main can be.

Jaune would enter Weiss's dorm and look around and see the disassembled setup but without realizing he heard the door lock and would look back to see Weiss in front of the door looking at him.

Weiss: Ah I must have forgotten to set up the setup too bad I think we'll have to do something else to pass the time~

Jaune: Oh don't worry I know how to set up this setup so we can play don't worry.

Weiss: Wait wh-

a few hours would pass and jaune and weiss would be playing smash bros and jaune was teaching weiss how to play certain characters and make combos with them.

Weiss(Mind): Well yang's idea didn't work out but on the bright side I'm sitting on his lap and playing something that's really fun.

(Also weiss is main bayonetta or zelda)

[craziechwiv]

Ren is chilling in a public living room area in Atlas Academy, reading a book to himself. As he is laying down on a couch, getting more and more pulled to the story, he feels something lay itself on him. As he goes to see what or who it was, he sees Nora looking back at him with a sad smile.

Nora: Hey...

Ren: Hey. What's wrong?

Nora: Oh y'know...just some people poking fun at my marks.

Ren immediately sat up and held Nore with his hands, losing attention from his book and focusing on what Nora's problem.

Ren: WHO.

Nora: D-Don't worry! Jaune and the others already have it sorted out...

Ren: WHERE.

Meanwhile, Jaune was holding said person who made fun of his energetic team member while Team RWBY and Pyrrha took turns hitting him, with Ruby at his side awaiting her turn again.

Jaune: Hey, I appreciate you guys stepping up for Nora like this. Bully: MY NUTS!

Ruby: No problem, what are friends for right? Where did Nora go anyways? Bully: I SAID I'M SORRY! OH GOD MY SHINS!

Jaune: She said she was going to go find Ren. Bully: Wait. Wait what are you- *femur breaker.mp4* Yang: THAT'S FOR NORA ASSHOLE!

Jaune: Maybe we should stop this before Pyrrha gets her turn in...

Ruby: Why? What's the worst that could happen?

Pyrrha: Jaune. Hold him up a bit please~!

Jaune, without questioning his partner's actions, lifted the bully up as high as he could. Soon, Pyrrha's spear flew upwards, digging itself into the Bully's uniform and dragged him with it up towards a nearby wall, hanging him up there.

Bully: LISTEN, LISTEN! I'M SORRY! NO MORE! PLEASE LET ME GO!

Jaune: Hm, I don't know. You gals want some target practice?

Yang: As if you had to ask. I call first-

Ren: No.

The others turn around to see Ren walking up past then, his weapons in hand as he reloads both of his pistols and point them at the 'target'.

Ren: I'm going to need a second, if you all don't mind.

RWBY+JP: ...

Jaune: All yours bro!

Pyrrha: I might've gotten abit carried away with that throw...

Weiss: I hope his leg doesn't heal right...

Blake: Or his arm.

Yang: Or anything for that matter.

Ruby: Kick his butt Ren~!

Every just backed away slowly, knowing what damage Ren could cause when he is like...this.

Bully: W-Wait! I said I was sorry!

Ren: That was verbally. This will count physically. And don't worry, this is all personal.

Bully: *audible gulp*

~Meanwhile~

Ironwood: Hm. Not a lot is happening today... I don't like it.

Qrow: Relax Jimmy. What could possibly be going on?

Winter: As expected from the drunkard to not take pure silence seriously when we're facing war.

Qrow: Listen, listen. I put it on the gods that if something were to happen at this very second, I would go sober.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

The trio of adults are all stunned by the screaming and then Ironwood and Winter look towards Qrow, who was already pouring out his flask.

Qrow: Can I have one thing going for me?! Nooo~. I guess not.

[miss-eli-starfleet]

My critique of CW’S The Flash

The Flash is one of my absolute favourite shows, and I think it deserves one of these. Yes my favourite shows deserve critiques because there are changes I would’ve liked to see instead. This is all just my opinion on the show, not exactly hating it. Plus.. I saw someone else doing something similar to here goes.

Imma be clear at the start. I don’t hate WestAllen, just really really disappointed with how they were written in the latter seasons sometimes.

Props to every actor in the Flash who put all their effort into the show whether the script was cringe or not.

Season 1-2 was FIRE. No complaints. Loved the WestAllen.

Season 3 was good,

but I think they could’ve done Savitar better. Still liked him as the big bad being depressed/emo!Barry. I’ll say that I got really attached to Harry in S2 which made me wonder why they have HR there at all? The dude grew on me, and he added humour to the team, but honestly between him and Harry, it could’ve easily been Harry. Though it means he would die at the end.. so I’m glad Season 3 had HR Wells instead sorry not sorry.

The relationship between Julian Albert and Barry was so fun to watch. Which reminds me, LOVED Eobard’s appearance as Matt Letscher in 3x01. I have no idea why they continue to use Wells’ face like bruh. Your pretending as Wells is over so like why. GIMME MORE MATT!EOBARD.

I loved Frost???

Season 4 was also great.

I’d say more quality than season 3 because it was their first time against a big bad that WASN’T a speedster yet posed a more than adequate challenge to the team. The plot was nice and unique (I really loved Hazard!). I’ll say that DEVOE was kinda showing some red flags before becoming the Thinker in his relationship with Marlize, like he seemed kinda overly possessive of her. Glad that she switched to helping Team Flash after seeing what her husband had become. Loved her “Thinker’s first victim” line.

I felt like they started focusing on Cecile too much? Her role was vital to the plot at the end with helping Barry hop into Devoe’s mind to retrieve Ralph. And speaking of Ralph, I was neutral towards the character at first, but he grew on me. Also why fire him for sometning he did like 10yrs ago. That made no sense. I’d rather Ralph than more Cecile or Allegra.

LOVED ALL THE BANTER BETWEEN HARRY AND CISCO. And FROST FROST FROST!!! I liked her S4 outfit. I also think Barry’s supersuit was the best in this season.

One of my favourite episodes was “Flashtime”. Awesome awesome filler episode.

Season 5 was also great.

Barry’s supersuit was trash tho imo. He just looks like a weird deformed strawberry.

Above average but not quite as good as S4. LOVED NORA WORKING WITH THAWNE then Barry finding out and tossing her into the pipeline cell lol. Just the betrayal, and then dumping her in the middle of a random street in the future. Loved all the father-daughter moments she had with Barry. Cool to see the writers creativity in “meta-tech”.

However Iris.. bro in 5x19 she has some issues bringing up the fact Barry NEEDED to go into the Speedforce TWICE. And then her telling Barry to his face that she didn’t care that Nora was working with Thawne. Like bro, he murdered your husband’s mother and caused sm problems. And you don’t care about that?? Good to see that Barry called her out in the end.

Imma complain about freaking Sherloque again. Why not Harry? Even after what happened to him in S4, I think he could’ve figured out that Nora is secretly working with Thawne. Like dude’s still smart af.

Nora getting erased from existence at the very end.. sad :( I miss S5 Nora

Season 6.

I feel like this is when everything started going downhill. I didn’t care for Mirror Monarch. The mirror!Iris storyline was interesting to see. Idk what happened the rest of the season. That’s how much I didn’t care for this season lol. I think the other half was about Ramsey and how he wanted to make everyone zombies. Man I HATED Sue Dearborn or however you spell her name. She just took up too much screentime. This is when it started feeling like “Iris & Friends” instead of “The Flash”.

Liked to see how Barry dealt with slowly losing his speed bc he was killing the speedforce lol. Liked how the Caitlin/Frost duo became separate people. It was cool. At least we got that lol.

I think this is when Allegra comes in. I honestly can’t stand her. Like the whole her and her sister trope? Why.

The one thing I did like was Barry’s artificial speedforce gave him speed thinking. Awesome episode to watch. EXCEPT NASH. WHY. His sacrifice is useless in the end because of the whole “Iris is Barry’s lightning rod” thing. Have nothing about a speedster’s lightning rods in the comics, just didn’t like how that was written into the show. It eventually got really annoying.

Season 7.

Where do I even begin. This is when Barry’s “children” became a thing, and then suddenly speedforce!Nora wanting to kill all of them? Like what??? Where did that come from? Dion’s storyline was interesting. The rest were just.. Meh. And the CGI was so cringe.

I loved Abra Kadabra??? Why they gotta kill him off in one episode.

Does Chillblaine start coming in this season? I dislike him in general.

Season 8.

THIS IS WHEN BARRY’S ACTUAL CHILDREN COME BACK.

Now with Nora getting erased in S5, I really would’ve preferred if they gave us Tornado Twins instead. Like you can even use the same actors, but I honestly don’t really like the new Nora. I did like seeing her interaction between her and her family.

Also. Bart. I. Have. Major. Problems. I LOVE Bart but he is supposed to be Barry’s GRANDSON. Give us Don Allen instead. I did like the episode where they messed up the timeline, went back to 2013 and then accidentally reset Jay into the timeline. Also loved the episode with the whole Barry and the gamma radiation making him age hella fast. Bro was basically a zombie at the end and still overloaded the machine with the speedforce.

The. Stupid. Power Rangers godspeed arc was shit and them being Bart’s Thawne-like arch nemesis. Like boy, don’t compare Thawne with your godspeed problems. Don’t even start. Also what is with the “Negative Forces” and “Positive Forces” Power Rangers thing and then Iris’ time sickness? At this point, The Flash just started to feel like a soap opera.

I liked Chester even though he was a “replacement” for Cisco. He was unique. But the whole Allegra/Chester budding relationship where did that come from?? It just seemed very cringe and didn’t do much for the plot besides drama I guess. Khione was meh. Like just give us Caitlin with Frost in some way. I don’t care about Khione and her arc. Pls give us more Barry and not so much Cecile and Allegra.

Season 9

The show should just be renamed “Power Rangers: Iris & Friends” at this point. They made an entire episode without Barry?? Like if I pick up a Flash comic book, I expect it to be about THE FLASH. Not his random friends. Like yes, his friends can make appearances but don’t give me a whole dang episode without Barry THE MAIN CHARACTER. Also how the hell did Cecile become that OP, where is the character development.

Idk where Chillblaine comes in but I just don’t like him, not to mention that I don’t like the relationship between him and Frost. Like what.

Eddie’s Cobalt Blue arc and Red Death arc could’ve been done WAY better. I didn’t see any plot relevance in any way. It was written so poorly. Red Death was just like evil speedster!Batman or something. Please don’t bring our beloved Eddie back if you gonna write him all just jealous of Barry and him somehow becoming the new avatar of the Negative Speedforce. And what does Batwoman have anything to do with this (I believe she appears in the finale villains arc)l

There is legit only one episode I like in S9. The one that comes “full circle”. The one where Barry gets stuck in 2000, gets to chill with his parents for one day, and then comes full circle with Matt!Eobard killing Nora. SEASON 1 QUALITY. They even use the same bg music which awwww. And the “If I can spend one more day with my parents, then what would I say to them?” Line? Chef’s kiss.

Did not like the finale. His final run speech was okay about sharing his gift. Definitely would’ve preferred if Barry became the lightning bolt that struck him in S1 like in the comics.

Idk which episodes: Loved all the Amunet & Frost storyline, and then Goldface time to time appearances. Especially “Officer Chemist” lol.

[piratefalls]

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masterlist.

There's No Problem That San Diego Can't Solve by @historicallysam

Alex doesn’t even bother knocking; he simply twists the knob on the door and shoves it open. His eyes narrow as the door bangs against the wall and he sees Henry on the phone. Maybe (definitely) it’s rude but his blood is fucking boiling so he doesn’t really care.

All the Ocean was Sleeping by @sparklepocalypse

The worst part about being a siren in the modern era, Henry ponders as yet another ship flies past his cove at a speed that he knows will disturb the anemone gardens below, is the yacht bros. Between the sound of their vessels’ motors and the dissonant noise the humans call music, Henry’s singing has no chance of attracting anyone’s attention.

cause you're a classic, and i'm reckless by @firenati0n

“I've, actually, uh. I've never done this before.” At this, Henry stops short, takes a second as his gaze moves up and to the left, trying to recall something. “I've seen your films. You most certainly have done intimate scenes.” Alex clears his throat. He hopes his nerves aren't completely obvious, the slight waver in his voice about to give him away. “Yeah, well. Never with a man, so. Not at this scale, anyway.” “Would it help to, er, practice?" Henry winces a little as he says it, which does not inspire confidence. But Alex is shocked nonetheless. What the fuck?

Over Land and Sea by SatinBirds

Alex and Henry come from very different worlds, and still, they manage to find each other.

Clean Slate by smc_27

“Henry.” Pez comes over, puts both hands on Henry’s cheeks and looks him dead in the eye. “You are not a sad man who’s gotten dumped. You’re in the prime of your life, and I quite desperately need you to act like it.” “The prime of my life,” Henry scoffs, more incredulous than questioning. “I’ve just gotten out of a 15 year relationship, endured a divorce, am suffering an almost impressive case of writer’s block, and your hands are like bloody icicles.” Pez grins, doesn’t take his hands away. “Explain to me how this is my prime. Please.” Pez tilts his head, and sounds entirely serious when he says, “Literally anything can happen from here.”

in bloom by stutteringpeach

Yoo, can u hook me up with some flowers?? It's the busiest day of the year for florists. Alex texts Henry with a last minute request.

here is a map (with your name for a capital) by @alasse9

That day at the Rio de Janeiro Olympics, Alex comes across the very same Prince Henry who just dismissed him having a panic attack in a bathroom. The choice Alex makes then has ripple effects neither of them could have ever expected. What's the story like, when they actually are friends all along? “So, you’re going back to England tonight, and you’ll spend the next three days pretending you two are the closest and best of friends until we can put this mess behind us.” And there are reasons he hasn’t told anybody this, good reasons, even though he’s sure June and Nora saw through him ages ago. Faced with his mom’s disappointment, though, and with the realization that the entire world apparently thinks he hates Henry and would willingly shove him into a fucking cake, he can’t stay quiet. “But we are friends,” he says, vehement and serious. “We have been for years. He’s—he’s probably my best friend, actually, along with Nora.”

thoughts of you consume by yrsonpurpose

Henry sees Alex appear on the red carpet in a blue suit that screams sex on legs and is ready to throw away all attempts at concealing their secret relationship in the name of dropping to his knees at the first available opportunity.

eyes on me by matherine

Alex’s hips buck back against Henry’s mouth the moment his tongue does more than tease, and Henry squeezes his hip in gentle consternation. But before he can say anything, Alex is already rambling. “Sorry, I’m — I’m sorry, I know you said not to move, and I’m trying, I — I’m trying to be good, I promise,” he blurts, voice shaking ever so slightly from something that certainly doesn’t sound like pleasure, resolutely refusing to turn his head so that he can meet Henry’s gaze from where he’s positioned behind him. Henry’s heart aches. “Alex — love, it’s alright. Where’s your mind?” Or: Sometimes, Alex needs a distraction. Something to take the edge off, to scrub away at the stress of the day. Some days, it works better than others. 

the evolution of intimacy by Poutini

There’s no spontaneity anymore. One might think this boring. That the novelty had worn off. The spark snuffed. Absolutely not

Want Me by OrchidScript

Henry had always been weak for a nice smile, but his was impossible to ignore. Blame it on summer heat and a fresh flush in his cheeks. Blame it on sunset painting the outdoor bar sweltering, romantic colors. Blame it on two healthy glasses of albariño thrumming in his bloodstream, or the good music floating on the air. Henry could blame it on anything liked if he thought long and hard about it, but that didn’t change much at the end. The core remained the same: he had been gone from the jump. -- Henry and Alex hook up on a vacation in Spain. Henry falls a bit deeper.

fill my lungs with sweetness by @priincebutt

Henry George Edward James Fox-Mountchristen-Windsor wakes up at 3 AM on his birthday to an empty bed. What could Alex possibly be getting up to at 3 AM the night before his birthday? The possibilities are endless.

got myself in quite a tangle by coffeecatsme

"It seems I've gotten myself in quite a tangle." "Tangle?" Henry's voice is hoarse, eyes darkened as they travel over Alex's body. They stop at his crotch, and Alex can see it even under the dim lights—Henry's growing hard too, a visible bulge pushing at his sweatpants. Alex's cock gives a desperate twitch. "Y'know, I was trying to put them around the tree," he starts, gesturing at the plain tree at the corner. It's clear he didn't even attempt to touch it. "And somehow I've managed to completely trap myself. Can't even move my hands." Henry makes a desperate noise at the back of his throat as his eyes snap up to Alex's face. Alex flashes him a suggestive grin, teeth biting down on his lip. "Seems I'm completely at your mercy."

The Forces of Chance and Coincidences by @stellarm

Bad weather leads to a late flight that leads to no one being where they wanted to be, but maybe everyone was where they needed to be.

I've never felt safer (than when I'm with you) by viciouslyqueer

Alex takes the bag and opens it slowly, careful not to rip it, and gasps quietly as he sees what’s inside. “H, you didn’t…” Strong arms wrap around his waist from behind, Henry’s chest warm against his back. “Do you like it?” Henry asks in a whisper, resting his chin on Alex’s shoulder. Alex doesn’t know what to say. Gingerly, like he might ruin it with even the smallest touch, he takes out the silky fabric and holds it up in front of them. It’s a gorgeous dress, fancy too, in a deep red color with thin straps and an open back. It’s long, almost touching the floor even as Alex holds it up and has a slit on the left side that would probably end a little above Alex’s knee.

An Amateur's Guide to Professional Gift-Giving by anincompletelist

Alex, a former-law-student-taking-some-time-off turned professional part-time gift giver, is tasked with finding a gift for the most high profile client he's ever worked with, both in and out of the world of law. It turns out finding the perfect gift for the Prince of Wales might be easier than he'd anticipated.

Love At First Bark by everwitch

“I still don’t know your name, do I?” Henry watches Alex where he’s crouched down in front of David and gently scratching David below his chin. David absolutely loves Alex. Henry can relate. “It’s David,” Henry supplies. “Cool,” Alex says. “And what’s the dog’s name?” Henry blinks at him. “... David?” “What?” Alex exclaims. He looks from David to Henry and then back at David again. “Wow, okay, that is a choice.” Henry wants to sink through the earth and never come back up again.

don't let me get drunk again by headabovethewater

Alex had never wanted to cancel plans as much as he had while watching Henry pull a pair of light wash, tight jeans over his stockinged legs and bare ass. Christ, he’s getting hard thinking about it now.

The Beginner's Guide to Floristry by clottedcreamfudge

As if there's anything romantic about it; as if it's not the most humiliating death Alex can imagine. This is why he doesn't do relationships. This is why he never will. The risk, as far as he fucking sees it, is too great. -- Hanahaki Disease is a fictional disease where the victim of unrequited or one-sided love begins to vomit or cough up the petals and flowers of a flowering plant growing in their lungs, which will eventually grow large enough to render breathing impossible.

Everything you take, you make it better. So go on, take forever by @hgejfmw-hgejhsf

It's 2024, and nobody knows they're engaged. But they will, just as soon as Alex can decide what to wear to his birthday dinner. Henry has an idea and a special gift to match.

false pretenses by rizcriz

Henry spins around, glaring at Alex. “For christs sake,” He hisses, holding a hand out between them. “Can we just not? I do not have the capacity to pretend to hate you today.” Alex splutters as Henry turns on his heel and starts to walk away. He stares after him helplessly. “Pretend?” After a beat, he starts to follow after him, “What the fuck do you mean pretend?” Three years of breathing down each others necks, fighting every time they come in contact with each other. And if Henry is saying every single thing on his end has been pretend, Alex Claremont-Diaz is going to have a fucking breakdown. Because he has been harboring this stupid fucking crush and burying it beneath false antagonism, meeting Henry where he’s at, for three years, and if Henry is implying that they’re both faking it— -- or, Alex learns better.

turn the desert to glass (you would be the one) by @taste-thewaste

Henry and Alex's domestic bliss has lead to some changes in Henry's body. Henry doesn't really mind being a little chubby, but he wonders if Alex does. Alex, it turns out, does not. Not one bit. He does not mind one bit, and he is more than eager to prove it.

coming on fast like good dreams do by cricketnationrise

When Henry recovers from his unexpected factory reset, he still can’t really breathe properly and somehow Alex is still standing in front of him with a hopeful and excited expression on his face. “Run that by me again?” he asks faintly. “I need your help.” “Right…” “I need you to edge me. Like a lot,” Alex says with a shrug. Nope, it’s not any clearer a second time around.

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[mini-munchers]

A Tiny Bundle Wrapped in Pink

Pairing: March x Female Reader

Words: 2189

Warnings: language, situationally appropriate nudity

Summary: March is concerned for you in one of the most important moments of your life. Too bad he can't be there until the very end. Maybe he'll faint a bit too.

Author’s Note: This is my first FOM fic. I am down bad for March. DOWN BAD I TELL YOU. I started this to take my mind off the drabble turned multipart story that I have been mainly focusing on. It's been ages since I have really written anything, so please go easy on me. No beta, we die like dragonsworn.

Ao3 Link

~~~

March sat outside the door of the clinic, a bundle of nerves.

Everyone who had passed by had been filled with a sort of excited glee. The women of the town stepped into the clinic to help, the men stopped by to pat him on the back before heading back on their way. His only reassurance came from Olric who came to check up on him every 30 or so minutes.

“She’s strong, March, she’ll be ok.” “Valen is the top clinician in the area, she’s in good hands.” “Josephine told me it’s not too hard.” “Everything is going to be alright.” “You’re going to be a great dad, bro.” 

But he felt bile roar in the pit of his stomach. What if (y/n) wasn’t ok? What if something was going on? Why hadn’t they let him in? It was his wife giving birth after all.

March ruffled his hair in aggravation. This was taking too long. You couldn’t rush a baby, he knew that, but it had been nine hours at this point. He’d rushed you to the clinic around 2 am after your water broke. Valen had left the door to the clinic open just in case and he had called up to her that you were in labor. He’d promptly been kicked out after that.

Nine hours with his thoughts. He was growing unsettled. His arms yearned to pound some metal, just to get some of the energy out. But the furnace wasn’t lit today since he’d brought you in so early. So, all he was really able to do was worry.

Olric stopped by a few more times with well-wishes, but March had only muttered some half-hearted thanks. His mind was still on you. Were you ok? How much pain were you in?

The door to his side swung open and Josephine hopped out, shutting the door right behind her. March stood, eyeing her for any sort of information.

“March,” she said in that ever soothing voice, “not yet. Almost there. I’m running to get some food prepared for her now. She’s doing great.” And with that, she retreated off to the inn.

The blacksmith sighed and let himself sink back down the wall of the clinic, head coming to rest in his hands. ‘You were ok,’ he let the thought echo in his mind, ‘You were ok.’

Olric, his only measure of time besides the sun, stopped by a couple more times before the door finally cracked open again.

Nora stuck her head out with a smile. “March?”

He rocketed to his feet, staring the shopkeep down intensely.

“Is she-?” The words felt uneasy, like he was traversing rocky terrain.

“You can come in now.”

“(Y/N)!” March stumbled over his feet as he ran into the clinic and over to the bed where you lay. You looked exhausted, sweat clinging to your forehead, your face still twisted up a little in pain. He brought a hand to gently cup your cheek. You, his sweet farmer, with a heart of gold.

“She’s fine March, she did great.” Valen called from behind a screen.

Your eyes opened a bit as you smiled up at him and mouthed a breathless “Hi.”

“Hi,” he replied, swiping away at tears forming in your eyes. It was only the two of you in that moment. He leaned down to rest his forehead against your own, closing his eyes and relishing in the fact you were ok. That you were here with him.

“Worried much?” You laughed, a soft, twinkling sound that floated straight to his heart.

“Always.” He sighed. He moved to kiss you, trying to cram every little thing he felt for you in it. You ‘hmm-ed’ a little as your lips parted, a soft smile spreading across your tired face.

As he pulled away, the sounds of the room started heating up as he became aware of the situation at hand. He’d been caught in a bubble of you and everything had been still, as if time itself had stopped. That wasn’t exactly uncommon but given the place and time…

He saw the empty bassinet next to you out of the corner of his eye and he felt any strength he had drain out of his body. Where was…? No, it couldn’t be. There was no crying, he realized, there was…

“March!”

Someone caught him as he began to fall. Muffled noises rushed around him as his hearing went in and out. His body felt cold and wet, his stomach queasier than it had been all day. His head felt empty as his eyes slipped closed and his consciousness faded away.

~~~

March awoke to a cool breeze on his face and hushed tones at his side.

“March?” Your voice cut through the confusion in his head. “March?”

“(Y/N!)” His eyes snapped open though his vision was still foggy. A firm grasp on his chest pushed him down as he tried to claw his way up and out of the blackness.

“March, calm down.” Valen’s stern voice came to the forefront of his swirling head. “(Y/n) is fine, there is nothing to worry about. Olric?”

“Like hell if—!” March suddenly found himself being lifted off the floor. 

“On it!” came Orlic’s chipper reply.

His head rolled to the side, blackness threatening to come back for him. He still felt so weak. He wanted so badly to fight back, to claw his way back to your side, but the darkness…

“His head!” Someone shouted. A firm pressure came to rest behind his head as he felt his body collapse into a soft surface below him.

“March…”

“Roll him over here!”

“March, can you hear me?”

“Someone get some water!”

“Josephine, over here!”

“March!”

He felt himself slip below consciousness once more.

~~~

“Down where the water runs deep

The strawhoppers jump by in peace

I’ll lay you down in the sun-warmed soil

And watch you grow into a flower worthy of the dragon guardian”

March awoke this time to the soothing melody he hadn’t heard since childhood. Just who was singing? Olric? A sudden jolt of pain shot through his head as he tried to get up. He squeezed his eyes and threw a hand over his head, only to find a cool rag resting on his forehead. Shit, what had happened?

“Ah, you’re up. Usually, it’s just the mother who has to be in a bed for these things, March.” Valen’s soft voice cut through the static that roared between his ears.

A calloused hand came to rub soothing circles on his arm. He knew your touch anywhere. “Did you eat breakfast at all this morning, March?”

“Of course, I ate, (y/n), I always eat breakfast.” His statement was met with a quiet “shhh,” which confused him even more. He moved his arm and patted around next to him until he found your hand, taking it in his with a tight squeeze.

“Ok, but this morning?” You answered his squeeze with two tight squeezes of your own. Your normal code for ‘everything is ok.’ But if everything was ok, then why did his head feel so fucking terrible? And why was it so hard to open his eyes? He’d tried several times now.

“I don’t think he ate,” another voice chimed in, barely above a whisper. He’d know that voice anywhere though. Olric. “He was sitting outside every time I went to check on him. And he came and got me right after he woke up Valen.”

“March, you were outside the whole time? That was over thirteen hours!” You squeezed his hand again, only tighter this time.

“I don’t think he had any water either. He wouldn’t take anything I offered him.” Then a quieter addition: “he was really worried.”

March was aggravated. Everyone kept talking circles around him, not clearly telling him what was going on. His eyes finally came into focus on the ceiling. Was he at the clinic? He let go of your hand and propped himself up on his elbows the best the could, trying to look around.

“March!” Valen hissed. “You need to take this slowly. You’re recovering from syncope.”

“Like hell-” he started.

“March!” You said in a heated whisper. “Your voice is too-”

A broken wail echoed through the room.

“...loud.” You sighed. “Give her here, Olric.”

“Aww, but she’s so cute! My little buddy.”

…’buddy?’ March watched as Olric held a blurry pink blanket. He blinked a few times, trying to get his vision to correct. A hand came down on his chest suddenly, causing him to fall back into a lying position.

“H-hey!” March shot his head over to Valen who gave him a menacing stare.

“You are recovering from syncope, March. If you want to see your daughter, I can help with that, but for now, you need to lie down.” H-his daughter? Thoughts of the morning came flying back to him as he rolled his head to the side to see you holding the pink blanket now. “Olric, help me move his bed so we can sit him up a bit.”

“Sure thing!” There was a pulling sensation and suddenly he was wheeled away from you.

“Wait!” He shot out his hand in your direction.

“Hold on, bro, I’ll get you right back over there in a minute. Work with me here for one sec…” Olric repositioned him to be slightly more to the bed’s side and then slowly inclined the bed’s top half bit by bit until March was in a comfortable sitting position on the edge of the bed.

“That’s good, Olric.” Valen called from across the room.

Olric moved back around to the other side of the bed and slowly pushed the bed back towards yours until they met, making sure to drop the rails in the middle of the makeshift double bed and somehow latch the beds together from the sound of things.

March stared at the little wailing pink bundle, wanting so badly to reach out, but too scared to do anything. Was this really his baby? Something you had made together?

You slid yourself closer to March until you could comfortably lean against his shoulder.

“Here she is,” you whispered in his ear, leaning the bundle toward him. “Your little girl.”

March stared in awe at what could have been both the most beautiful and most hideous thing in all of Alraria. But the more he stared, the more he leaned toward beautiful. A daughter. His beautiful baby girl. She had your perfect complexion, nose, and eyes. And his god awful black hair. Maybe she’d grow out of it?

“I like her hair the most,” you whispered, leaning over and giving him a kiss on the cheek. “Say hi to your daddy, little one.”

In one fell swoop, you’d positioned the tiny bundle into his arms. March froze. He couldn’t move. No way he could move. Not with this tiny, frail, beautiful, wailing, thing wiggling in his arms.

Sensing his tense discomfort, you grabbed his free hand and balled his fist, leaving just his pinky straight. Then grabbing his pinky, you dragged it to one of the tiny clenched fists wrapped in the blanket. The baby immediately grabbed onto March’s pinky, causing his jaw to drop at the strength of the little grip. He sat there, speechless, as the wailing turned to nothing more than soft whimpers.

“I think she likes you.” You cooed, kissing his cheek again before pulling away slightly and leaning back against the bed.

March watched the little girl as she wiggled and fussed, rooting around this way and that, never once letting go of his pinky.

“She’s strong,” were the first words that he found the strength to muster.

“She’s a natural, just like her daddy.” You wiped away a tear he hadn’t even known had fallen. “Here, let me have her back, she’s probably hungry.”

March looked at you, eyes wide, almost pleading.

“I’ll give her back in a little bit, promise. I just have to feed her.” You pulled down the top of your gown, exposing your breasts.

“Ok.” He moved slowly, letting you take her from his arms, his pinky ripped from her grasp.

He leaned into you after you settled, watching her latch and begin to suckle.

“You’re shaking, you know?” There was no teasing in your tone. Just fact.

“Sh-shut up.” A blush roared across his face.

“It’s ok to be scared, March.”

“I am.” He said after a moment. “Terrified.”

“Well, that makes two of us.”

March turned to face you. You smiled that sweet smile of yours that first caught his eye. All comfort, nothing more. Pushing forward, he brought his lips to yours in as deep of a kiss he could get at the moment. You hummed against his lips again, sending a chill down his spine.

As you pulled away, he gave up his pinky back to his little one, the strong grip taking hold in an instant. He stared down at her, utterly transfixed at the little beauty.

“Hey March?”

“Hmm?”

“Maybe next time we try this, don’t pass out?”

“Ne-next time?!”

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

I really want to address some shit that’s been on my mind recently. (This could be applicable to all fandoms but I’ll be taking specifically about the aftg fandom)

I really don’t like how some of you talk to people regarding shipping. Like I get not liking a ship. I myself can’t stand Andrew and Neil being shipped with Kevin. i always pictured Neil and Kevin having like a sibling dynamic and maybe Andrew thinking Kevin’s hot but nothing ever comes from it. Now I know I don’t enjoy content that contains this ship. So what do I do, I IGNORE IT. Rather than harass people for enjoying something I’m not a fan of (like some people) I just don’t interact. It’s not hard to scroll past something if you don’t like it.

I’ve seen so much shit discrediting and shit talking people who just don’t share your opinion. Like with ReneexJean, bro from the text we have it’s basically canon. Why are some people (cough cough jerjean shippers cough cough) just dismissing it so hard. Like just say you would rather read about two male characters WHO HAVEN’T TALKED EVEN ONCE ON PAGE then the border line canon straight ship. (Ik ik but tsc hasn’t been released yet im only talking about what we currently have canon wise)

No hate to jerjean I’m just using it to make a point. But I could also bring up the stuff with Thea and Kevin. They are canonically together. If you don’t like it FUCKING IGNORE IT. You don’t have to shit talk Thea because you don’t want her with Kevin. You don’t have to harass people who ship her and kevin. You can just scroll past it.

Idk why people feel the need to make everything about them but Holly shit I’m so tired of people not understanding the concept of not being an asshole over fictional people.

Don’t even get me started on how some of yall talk about Nora. Like bitch. SHES THE GOD DAMB AUTHOR. She could write anything about her characters and it doesn’t matter how much you bitch or moan that shits canon. Ignore it if you hate it that much but don’t harass her or talk down to her for literally giving us more information about the characters we love.

Some of yall are just so entitled and it makes me want to rip my hair out.

Anyway :b here’s some silly Kevin art I did in class<3

[neilisok]

I was always a reader/listener and didn't really want to write something my own on tumblr, but after I read the extra chapters of aftg I had too much feelings, that I just need to share. (Sorry for my English in advance lol)

MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE EXTRA CHAPTERS

The first chapter, Wymack's pov: OMG I LOVE HIM SO SO SO MUCH. The way he nows that Neil is always using the stairs and is kinda jealous of him (same bro lol, even tho I'm not that old), the way that Kevin's alcoholism he considers a problem and tries to do something about it, the way that Abby and him fought the first few days about Wymacks "not his problem". IMHO I think Kevin wanted to confess that Wymack was his father after he said that Kevin represented his mother a lot. I loved the way that Kevin chose to improve himself and go to Betsy, even tho he doesn't like her very much (lol, poor Betsy the raven trio doesn't like her) and even tho he could just take the alcohol from Andrew he chose not to do so. I almost cried, when Wymack remembered blood on his and at the last sentence when he went "to find a drink of his own" omg

The Second chapter, Betsy's pov: This made me remember what happened to Andrew, and omg, have you seen how Betsy and Andrew behaved??? The "Now everybody knows" from Andrew just killed me. But does he actually mean his family, or the Spears mother (so sorry I forgot her name), or both??? Like if he also meant the Spears, then I'm gonna kms, bc if I remember correctly, in Nora's posts (or I just read too much fanfiction idk), the mother tried to defend Drake till the end. But I think, it's more likely that he meant Aaron and Nicky. I just loved how Wymack just respected Andrew and left when he was asked to, or when he came back, he made sure that they would hear him. AND I also really need to know when Andrew said to Betsy that Neil is " Kevin's problem now, the end!". I also had a little chuckle when I read about how Wymack found that Betsy likes musicals the hard way. Did she drag him to watch a musical, and he didn't like it lol? I also almost cried when she said that she was proud of Andrew, it just shows how much he healed. I ALSO CAN'T SMILE AT ANDREW'S HUMOR

Wymack: "Now that you're doomed to bounce off the walls all night, any plans?"

Andrew: "Chaos and mayhem."

AAH I CAN'T WITH HIM

The third chapter, Aaron's pov: I didn't think that I needed this. I read a lot of fanfiction about how they came to this conclusion that Andrew chooses Neil, but this one is so much better than anything that I read, better than any other Aaron's reaction. I liked the way that even tho Andrew trusted Bee, he still didn't come out to her, and it's so much like coming out in real life. It doesn't matter how much you trust the person, doesn't matter that person you trust you know will accept you, you are still scared how would they react when you will come out to them. I also liked what Aaron said about Nicky: he is grateful that Nicky was there for him when he needed that, but sometimes he is too much about being gay which Aaron doesnt like, but he knows that Nicky does it, so he instantly will know who to trust, because he doesn't want to experience the same hatred from people he loved again. So Aaron doesn't mind gay people, he just doesn't like how Nicky shows his "gayness" (idk is it the right word?). The way Aaron instantly understood that Betsy knew that he wanted to become a neurosurgeon, and remembers the only time he said he wanted to become one, and just understood everything. I loved the way Aaron just uses Betsy and Neil in his favour, and makes Andrew chose Neil, and also saying that he won't leave Andrew's life, when he chooses Neil. And also the last part, when Andrew and Aaron were leaving after Andrew made his choice, and Aaron says that Andrew is dating a mafioso (lol i can't) and Andrew as always says that he doesn't, and Aaron just calls him "Liar". And can we talk about how this man talks about Kaitlyn?? It just really shows how he loves her, you should have seen my face when he said that he wants to spend his life with her.

OMG Can we also talk about the way Andrew tried to change the topic to his scars??? And Aaron will think about that later?? I just know the night that he will think about that he just won't sleep

[larkral]

OKAY it's late so we're going to be as efficient as humanly possible here. I've spent pretty similar amounts of time this week writing in Finally (already, always) and As yet unnamed Red White and Royal Blue Soulmates BS (BS stands for Brilliant Shit, btw: I am obsessed with my soulmates concept), so you're going to get some of each!

Two mums

(Simon POV. There is no Baz POV in this story, FYI, so it's going to be SImon from here on out)

We don't even have to sneak out. We just take the keys off of the hook next to the front door and walk right out into the night. It's lovely. On our way to the nearest park, we walk past a community building where a choir is rehearsing, and then further into a bike-walkway. It's lined with trees, and when we get to an area where the zigging of a street gives the pathway a deeper tree cover, Baz tells me to wait under a light and walks determinedly into the trees.  I can see him moving in the shadows. Not, you know, perfectly, but if I look into the trees, there's still a bit of light coming through from the other side. If I let my mind wander, I can sometimes see a too-fast movement or a flicker of a shape that I know in my bones is him.  Then there's a long moment of stillness.  I wonder what he's found. 

RWRB Soulmate BS

(Just diving right into the "if I'm writing a soulmate fic, you better believe it's going to go hard in worldbuilding" of it all right off the bat.)

"I'm not an idiot Nora," Alex says exasperatedly. He swears sometimes she says stuff just so he can shout about it. "They rely so heavily on the idea that their empire was ordained by Divine Right because they've been exclusively letting their children marry their 'soulmates' since the beginning of time, and if those children's 'soulmates' happened to help them expand the reach of their power, then that was just God's will." Alex takes a deep breath. "Why would they ever give that up?" Nora sends a half-shrug his way, and June pats his shoulder.  "You'll just have to hold your breath against the hypocrisy, little bro," June says. "Especially because I'm pretty sure Zhara is going to forbid you from more than a polite sip of champagne."  "Don't I motherfucking know it," he says.

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[cocogum]

Let’s TALK about episodes 9 and 10 people… (part 1)

PART 2 : HERE

(‼️SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4‼️)

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If you thought episodes 7 and 8 had so much to talk about (cuz I sure did), then episodes 9 and 10 destroyed my mind.

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I am so tired.

We begin with a small recap of what happened last episode and it’s honestly very nice and heartwarming of Ankama to remind us that Yugo will get his ass handed to him in a few minutes.

BRO LOOK AT HOW THEY’RE DRAGGING HIM ON THE DIRTY FLOOR LIKE THAT!!

The level of disrespect these thirsty hoes have for him is immeasurable. Even if Yugo’s not a kid, the fact that the necromes didn’t hesitate to tie him up like that and sacrifice him like a lamb is jaw-dropping. It really makes you understand that they don’t give a shit if you’re an actual kid, they will hang you up like a roast beef for dinner.

Bro’s asking as if he just got here.

Also, how do you think that fall must’ve felt like? Cuz when Toross yeets him, Yugo takes a massive fall only to get his body slammed into the pavement when he gets tied up.

He gets to fall even faster because of the stasis ropes pulling him down too.

You can even hear the loud slam when he hits it. That must’ve hurt like a bitch.

Btw I love how even after all that, Adamaï and Amalia still don’t trust Qilby even when he saved them from the necrome world.

Adamaï thinks he was an idiot for not using the eliatrope Dofus and…he’s right? Cuz my guy…ur scared of ruining things if you use the dofus but what are you gonna ruin in a place WHERE THERE’S NO WAKFU????

Sometimes I can’t tell whether or not that guy’s okay in his head. Like is he blind or something? You can clearly tell that the necrome world is completely deserted and has no actual life, Amalia even CONFIRMS IT for you, Toross is literally using his dofus in his world of nothing, AND it’s also literally known as the gods’ garbage bin.

No wonder you get slapped around so much, you’re stupider than Yugo!!

I never in my life thought that I’d eventually get to see Qilby booping Amalia’s nose.

And I don’t know if I should like it or if I should fear it.

Man literally booped her as if she was a kid. But then again, he IS a millennial years old so it would explain why he’d treat her like a fetus.

In a way, he really CAN see her as a kid who doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about.

But like-

I never imagined this happening???? Not even in a trillion chances 😀😀

BUT WHAT CONFUSES ME EVEN MORE IS THIS :

I get that Amalia annoyed him when she said he STILL couldn’t be trusted but what do you mean by “artificial”??? I’m still confused about that.

MY QUEEN NORA AND HER GAY ASS IS BACK WITH HER SHENANIGANS GURL WE SEE U !!

You can’t tell me this scene ain’t gay 😭😭

The way she grabbed her was so sudden, it made my heart jump!! And Amalia just goes with it like a damsel in distress being protected by her knight 🥰🥰 My noramalia senses detected that shit from a mile away, you ain’t getting away!!!

That torture scene tho should’ve taken longer ngl. But Okoo being the kid that they are decided “hell nah”. It’s still a shame really but at least we got what we needed.

Also, lemme just say something about this torture scene real quick.

Not only does Yugo get sucked the living out of him, but he just got BODY SLAMMED FROM AT LEAST 290 FEET on LITERAL PAVEMENT so now his back is completely obliterated, he keeps CONVULSING, TWITCHING, and GETS HIS BONES BREAKING TO GROW LONGER ONES-

He’s feeling all that WHILE getting sucked to death. My god. I wanted to see more of that.

The only reason why he didn’t turn out ballistic was cuz Oropo was keeping him busy in his head. He literally told him that he’ll make him fight just to not think about it.

And even though Oropo does hate him (but calmed down a bit once he reunited with Yugo), he told him that even he doesn’t deserve all of this. Can you imagine the one who caused so many calamities and was ready to kill the gods because he hates you telling you that even you don’t deserve this?? It just shows how kinky this Toross guy is.

[madeofvoid]

Convinced a long time friend of mine to stop waiting and get her HRT. She took her first dose today and noticed a change in her mood instantly.

It may take months or years for you to notice the effects, but don't use that as an excuse. Its never too late. Sunken cost is a fallacy for a reason.

If you often find yourself contemplating "being the girl" in any situation, idc if its smutty or sfw, its because you probably are. Cis people don't do that. Don't wait, being a bystander to your own pain and discomfort is violence unto oneself. Go fucking get it. Just do it, I swear it makes a difference. It's hard, yes, but it'd be no easier to live in pain.

Also, generally ignore the TERFs. I've seen them honestly debate if Joanne Kathleen Rowling is cis herself. They're unreliable narrators at best and delusional by default. (Protip: Dissenters may floss with razor wire at earliest opportunity.)

Odds are you won't regret it. More people regret knee replacement or cancer removal surgeries than starting hrt. Trans-trenderism is a fallacy rooted in selection bias. Inertia was a real phenomenon before it had a name.

Don't want top surgery? Aight dont get it. Don't want bottom surgery? Aight dont get it. Gender euphoria is about you and what makes you happy. (Protip: cis chasers are for one night stands only. Wear gloves.)

Family doesn't agree? Forget about them, they only care about the idea of you in their minds. Make friends, form bonds of choice because those will always be stronger than bonds of force. (Protip: the full quote reads "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.")

Religion in the way? You should probably second guess that, anyway. Any doctrine which boils down to "bro just trust me" should be discarded. There are plenty more gods you can worship who view you as sacred. (Protip: There are explicit records of the sumerian deity Ishtar having transfem priestesses dating back to c~ 2000 B.C.E. Look it up.)

Too expensive/cant get an appt? r/DiYHRT exists. If not there, then there are comprehensive guides on 4chan's /lgbt/ board.

In a state where it's banned? See above. Move if you're able. If not, just fucking lie on your medical documentation. Get a P.O. box somewhere as an address and use that on medical records. With telehealth appointments and the proliferation of MyChart, it's stupidly easy to get treatment from a doctor and never have to see them. (Protip: this is legal and will likely remain that way for corporate interests. Abuse the system.)

Tl;DR - GET THE FUCKING HRT STOP WAITING TRANSFEM OR TRANSMASC OR TRANS NON BINARY JUST GO FOR IT THIS IS YOUR SIGN FFFUCKING DO IT.

p.s. any terfs found on the premises will be dealt with in accordance with the second ammendment. you've been warned. goodnight.

-nora

[gorepill]

what are your ocs hobbies? i think i remember that abby likes to draw and ferosi writes i think. does jeff do things besides spongebob

YAY oc ask !! esplodes YEA, Abby loves to draw! She's also a massive fan of watching slasher movies and find lost media- SPECIFICALLY NSFW lost media (sexual and/or gore related!!!) (She has a copy of Super Hornio Bros...) Ferosi is also a writer yeag!! A published author on alternia!! :3 Once on the meteor Sollux gets her into Minecraft ("Mind craft," she says.) She also enjoys roleplaying (test wise) mainly with Eridan :3 She's also a fan of cooking, but she doesn't do that a lot anymore! Jeff, aside from binging spongebob, LOOOOOVES taking care of his scarlet Macaw, Spitz!! That's his bby gurl... As well as sneaking out to play soccer with some strangers, and playing his saxophone whenever his Uncle isn't home!! :3AND, of course. Being the yoyo man NORREX, because I love her and I'm thinking about her, really fucking loves blacksmithing, blade work, glass work, running (on two legs or all fours!!!) scribbling (she is horrible at it like god awful) roleplaying with Nepeta, SWIMMING, AAAAAAND Watching Frozen. Multiple times. In a row. It's her favorite movie <3 Nora likes wood working :) ! And playing Baseball, it's why her strife specibus is mainly a wooden bat. She made it herself!! <3 and self harm and hard drug use. And stalking <3 Cosmit.... I mean her name is COSmit PLAtri (pronounced PLAYtri...) COS...PLA(Y) ..... Cosplay makeup girl I love her <3 Aida looooves dancing, and just chilling the fuck out and having a huge nap!!! Jeri loves, of course, tending to her animals, and building pens/buildings for them to take shelter in!!! She's also working on a biiiiig bridge so it's easier to go hang out with Jake :)

[butchgeorgefayne]

Hello, do have any couples in mind for your ocs?

Good question! I’ve thought about it, but since I’m still developing some of character dynamics, things might be subject to change.

CAND, for example, is a WIP. Candy is the newest member I made, so I don’t have much for her yet. I just know she’s an orphan and she didn’t grow up with the others, so she doesnt have any preexisting history. This is a good and a bad thing. She could have secret history with another person on this list!

Adrian and Daiyu are childhood friends. They used to both be trained by Uncle Jaune, and Daiyu was an excellent fighter, but in the past few years she’s become a shut-in due to chronic illness. Ren and Nora have been trying and failing to help her, so Jaune suggested they pair her up with Adrian so that she can still go outside with a familiar face without also being shadowed by her parents and punk little brother.

I think they’re both a little afraid of Naja. And hey, she doesn’t blame them, but it’s still annoying. Naja usually keeps her semblance a secret, but that’s hard to do with people you grew up with. she was even friends with Daiyu, but after a while she mostly kept to herself. Adrian is usually very friendly and polite to her because he doesn’t want to come off as judgmental, but Daiyu… she doesn’t even like being in her head, why does Naja want to get in there?

Team MOVS! I have no complicated lore about Ming and Olive. They became friends at school and they are whiterose 2.0. Olive is hardworking and annoyed by everything and Ming just wants to have fun but she can’t because Olive keeps bossing her around. They’re too cute for words.

Sophie and Victoria are the only ones I would actually say are ‘couple’… Victoria is training to be a scientist and so she was partnered up with Sophie, who is… much, much more than she seems. People aren’t sure if they’re actually dating or if they just have a weird obsession with each other. I doubt they know, either.

and lastly, team TEIL. You’ll be surprised to learn that these guys were actually the first ocs I thought of! They have the most developed story, so developed that they might need their own post. honestly this isnt even a rwby team this is like a 4 hour long neo-noir. I couldn’t get into it if I tried, It would take me too long. But I’ll try.

Ty and Li are childhood friends and #bros. Li has been dealing with his sister’s issues for a long time, so although he seems brash he’s actually the most intuitive of the boys. Ty is suave and cool and has a bad temper. He’s the best fighter of the bunch and he falls in love a little too easily.

Esmé is an orphan who works at a Malachite-owned gentlemens club, where all the faunus waitresses have to wear itchy, glittery outfits and mesh blindfolds. She hates it but she needs the cash.

Irvine left home in search of adventure. Right now, he’s cleaning toilets. Irvine and Esmé are coworkers and Best Friends According To Irvine. Esmé has tried to kill all three of them at least once.

[henrioo]

Some One piece men and the names they would choose for their baby according to the voices in my head! (most are obvious names)

So this is just a joke and some hcs that cross my mind and I think oh I'm gonna write this down. I prefer some cannon names, like names in tribute to someone but some of the chars don't have that so you're gonna find both, cannon names and normal names that I think they would like to put in their children's

Most of the names I don't know explain why I think they would use them, but they would. Okay?

Luffy: Ace, Sabo (mostly pré time skip), Leo, Koda (Luffy reminds me of a lion so his son/daughter would have a name that also reminds that)

Zoro: Kuina (ofc), Mei (he thinks it's easy to remember), Yuta (why? Because I like how Roronoa Yuta sounds)

Sanji: Sora (I need to explain?) Nana (again because I think it would be cute a daddy Sanji saying nana-chan :3) Kenji (I think is cute both ends in Ji)

Kid: Victoria (guess why?) Kai (yep. He definitely did that like a joke because his name) Leo (yep again)

Killer: Victoria (wow who would imagine?) Lian, Gina

Law: Cora, Rosa, Rosi, Lami (I need to explain? I guess no) Isabella (I think Law likes fancy names) Diego (and Latino names because idk this man is latino coded for me)

Ace: Sabo (this is getting sad bro) Newgate (he definitely would nobody is gonna tell me the contrary) Rouge, Danna (is like a Dandan but a little modified) Ravi (I don't know why okay?)

Sabo: Ace (wow what a surprise!) Isaac (you can't look at Sabo and say that he would have a son called Isaac) Diana

Crocodile: Ophelia, Melody, Elizabeth (just old names for an old dad) Oliver, Julian

Doflamingo: Rosa (is literally pink in some language, I need to explain?!) (What? do you want a boy name? He wouldn't have a boy, he literally killed his father and his brothers What makes you think be would have a son and let him alive?)

Shanks: Calliope (DON'T ASK ANSWERS THAT I DON'T HAVE) Nora, Roman

Mihawk: Lilith (only because I want he calling his daughter as lily) Giovanni

[penny-the-pissed-poltergeist]

Volume 2 episode 2 Rewatch thoughts

.Talking about the intro now, it is funny that the lyrics of "it's time to say goodbye" are for one of the volumes with the least main plot progression

.Who invited Junior and the Malachite twins to the villain walk?

.Remember when multiple intros teased Emerald vs Weiss and then it never happened? (We also haven't gotten a "real" Ruby vs Cinder fight yet either)

.Ozpin is so fucking extra with all of those clocks and gears.. also the penis chair

.Hironwood Ironwood

.I feel like everyone forgets that Ironwood drinks, bro is spiking hot Cocoa at daylight hours

.Ironwood bringing an entire army to vale stops sounding paranoid when you remember that he was right about something big coming

.Heh, RWB-gi-oh. I'd kill for an episode with them playing not-D&D

.Yang just telling Weiss how to beat her and then it's just lying is really funny, this whole scene is funny

.Whiterose crumbs that I wouldn't over-analyze if wasn't for the edited trailer shot thing

.Oh course Jaune would almost blow it with Blake's secret

.Neptune just needed to exist and not be a jerk for Weiss to be instantly into him

."Women" Nora you are one

.'I was raised outside the kingdoms, if you can't fight you can't survive" You can argue about how long she had actually lived at her parent's house but you still can't convince me that volume 1-3 were written with Blake's parents in mind

.Ozpin sure as hell isn't making any strides towards getting racism out of his school...

.I like them actually noticing one of their teammates having issues and helping her "Cough"Volume 9"Cough" but god the tone is all over the place and none of the attempted jokes land for me

."I love it when your feisty" the bees could have been so good if they didn't fuck them up.

.Cinder is not playing a convincing teenager at all, apparently Monty joked she could do that because she's Asian so she looks younger which I've seen people get mad at but Monty is Asian himself so I don't really see the problem personally, I don't know I'm not Asian.

.Cinder making sure she smirks evilly into the camera so we know she's evil