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niniluvsainz · 4 months ago

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the alchemy ☽ gr63

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in which... she turned him into gold, the most prized possession of hers that he will never let go.

george russell x fem!reader

warnings... cursing

faceclaim... emilia mernes

author’s note… my first ttpd fic!! i’ve rushed through this for sure, but i just wanted to get something out! there will absolutely be more to come in the near future!

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user GEORGE POLE THE WORLD HEALED

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user MOTHER IS BACK

user I MISSED Y/N ON STAGE

user I HOPE GEORGE WINS SO HE CAN CELEBRATE THERE

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user omg for sure george, lando, and some of the wags will be there!

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f1gossipgirl success!! y/n l/n's .mp3 tour kicked off again in barcelona, the show being attended by maximum capacity! as predicted before, a few of the f1 drivers attended their friend's concert! george russell was there supporting his girlfriend, as well as alex albon and lily muni he. later on, fans noticed drivers carlos sainz, lando norris, pierre gasly, esteban ocon, fernando alonso, and charles leclerc. the other wags who attended were rebecca donaldson, francisca gomes, flavy barla, and alexandra saint mleux. fc barcelona players pablo gavi, joao felix, pedro gonzalez were also seen at the concert.

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↪ user oh she absolutely is talking about her man

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georgerussell63 I'M HER FUTURE HUSBAND!

georgerussell63 wait why do you think you're getting married, you ARE getting married to this handsome young fella right here

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user YOURE FUCKING ENGAGED???

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mintytealfox · 1 year ago

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Bro let his intrusive thoughts win //again lol

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weepingtalecowboy · 18 days ago

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Wars got tuned lol

Usually Tune never says anything to Wars during Hyrule warriors (because timeline and everything)

But what if Tune was just thinking that he can win his older bro over without telling him they once were brothers

Because Warriors managed it as well so he would figure it out too he will just be affectionate and shit (Warriors was doing the same so he obviously has to prove that he can do it better)

So when Wars met Tune

Tune was just acting like they already knew each other for years and then proceeded to wipe the floor with Cia

(he overheard time and Warriors talking about her and now that he is in on the conflict he ain't letting her into a 30 mile radius of Wars if he can beat her beforehand)

So Wars pushed him away in the beginning out of anxiety because his only other stalker was Cia and he knows how that turned out (an entire war)

That convinced tune to try harder because he ain't losing to baby time at being the best younger sibling

So Wars had to deal with Tune giving him fairy food (which made wars question how and why he has the exact same measurements of HIS own personal fairy food recipe )

Creepily hovering next to his window with his face pressed against it and awkwardly attempting at making conversation with him (Tune was busy fighting Lana for this spot lol he EARNED the right to protect his brother from her likes)

Break into Wars apartment and then raid the fridge like he lives there yet leaving when asked because he respects the other’s privacy (considering how much he breaks in he might as well be no matter how often Wars changes the locks )

And asking if he can be friends with him at every single opportunity

Wars was NOT enjoying Tune's company at all (Tune was hearth broken lol)

But because Tune was reliable and unsettlingly ready to DIE for him when necessary and loyal to an undesirable degree (like Lana but more effective)

He would just have to accept that he is friends with a lunatic who has a very bad habit of asking him if he can join him in his fucking bed (Wind wants comfort he really doesn’t realize that he sounds like an absolute maniac)

But accepting Tune is a force that can’t be stopped gives him a few advantages

For example Lana is afraid of Tune so if he stays close to the maybe serious criminal then she will stay in line

That applies to every single person in Hyrule who has a crush on him

At first he thought that Tune also has a crush on him but Tune quickly corrected him because in his words “that is fucking disgusting you are so disgusting ew,… ewwww”

So because it is not a creepy crush he really has no idea what that guy's deal is

Because what else is there that would explain why the other wants to go kill somebody for him just because

But at some point he decides that the pros of having someone crazy that asks very intrusive questions but respects decisions like NOT getting to stay at his place

Are better then the cons of having no crazy friend to scare away undesired other crazy people

So Tune forcefully got to make friendship bracelets with wars

Wars pointing at Tune : sometimes you need a crazy friend to scare away other crazy people

Tune not explaining shit to him : We are friends finally :3

Wars : how the fuck are you still in my apartment !?,”,!? I changed the locks twenty times already!

Tune : ;) friendship

During linked universe Warriors had the biggest realization of history because why the fuck was Wind so bad at keeping their relationship from the future (past..it’s complicated) a secret

He obviously was much much better at it (.. he isn’t Wind just has no sense of boundaries and doesn’t care if a random guy is offering him a scarf in his sadness so warriors is correct in his books)

Time is disappointing in every single aspect of their life but learned from his own adventures that telling those idiots that they are idiots doesn’t diminish their idiocy

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iwantjaketosullyme · 2 years ago

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𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ ᴘᴀʀᴛ Ⅰ: ᴀɴ ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏɴ

➺ pairing: aged up!lo'ak x metkayina!reader (fluff) ➺ series summary: lovesick!lo'ak does all he can to win the heart of oblivious!reader ➺ chapter summary: ❝ eyes of liquid gold meet their aquamarine match and just like that, he is smitten ❞ (w/c: 1.6k) ➺ warnings: death (as a joke), drowning (for like 2secs) a/n: ♪ and they call it puppy loveee ♪ i strongly believe that lo'ak's goofy ass is ultimate rom-com material !! i decided to make it a mini-series so buckle up ! a couple yrs hv passed since the sea battle with the recoms so everyone's older. na'vi dictionary at the end :)

𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭┃𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 »

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C’mon bro, strong heart. No fear. Ride.

Strong heart. No fear. Ride.

Strong heart. No fear. Ri-

“Try not to get yourself killed this time, okay skxawng?”

Aonung’s grating voice carries over the cacophonous sound of waves crashing against one another, cutting through Lo’ak’s train of repetitive self-affirmations. Himself and the son of the Olo’eyktan had become close friends since they reached an understanding in the most unlikely of ways, after Ao’nung had left him for dead outside of the reef five years ago.

In spite of this, they had never quite managed to shake off the ‘love to hate them’ aspect of their relationship – directed insults now only meant to tease rather than injure and once-venomous rivalry now harmless. In this moment, however, Lo’ak fights the urge to let his intrusive thoughts win, images of wringing Ao’nung's neck coming to mind. At last, he had been approved to begin his tsurak training and he refused to allow fish lips to ruin it for him.

Refocusing on the task at hand, Lo’ak inhales deeply and resumes repeating his mantra mentally. His dad had advised him that a good pep talk was the key to having the fortified mindset of a Marine. Oorah. Desperate to tame a tsurak and get one step closer to completing his iknimaya, for once in his life, Lo’ak was willing to listen.

He merely scoffs at Ao’nung’s taunting words and inhales deeply, preparing to mount the tsurak. Lo’ak clears his mind, rolls his shoulders.You got this. He ignores when her extended tail whips the water’s surface, aggravated at being pinioned by Ao’nung and a few other Metkayina men. Ignores her beady eyes following him closely as he nears her jerking body, it is as if she is daring him to come any closer – you really want to risk riding me?

Gathering all the courage he is expected to possess as son of the mighty Toruk Makto, Lo’ak swiftly connects his kuru to that of the tsurak’s before swinging a long leg over the thick of her body and shuffling up to seat himself properly, hands gripping the attached harness.

Amber eyes widen as he feels the rush of being in control of such a powerful creature. Strong jaws snap dangerously at the men that still hold her in their secure grip, overwhelmed by the presence of an unfamiliar rider in her mind. Just about managing to muster enough mental force to overcome her resistance, Lo’ak’s mouth opens to release a loud ‘Forward!’

Thinking in tandem with her rider, the tsurak involuntarily follows his command and breaks free from her restrictors. Bounding across the surface of the water, Lo’ak barely has a moment to rejoice in his minor victory before he is dragged underwater forcefully, the tsurak’s capable form thrashing wildly beneath his thighs.

Back on the shore, Ao’nung smirks to himself as he watches Lo’ak’s gangly legs flail in the air as they follow the rest of his body under the water. He must have forgotten to tell him that Niie was particularly picky with who she let ride her and therefore required gentle coaxing before any attempt to even climb her, nevermind ride. Oops.

Niie’s decorated wings tuck into her sides as she penetrates the water’s surface, sleek torpedo shape nimbly navigating the waters that she knows so well. Intelligent creature that she is, she allows Lo’ak a moment of reprieve, slowing down slightly to lull him into a false sense of security.

Unbeknownst to him, her mission to shake him off is not abandoned, only paused temporarily. He allows himself to enjoy the high of speeding through the water with such velocity, adrenaline rushing through his veins. As Niie emerges to the surface to allow him to breathe again, wings unfurling to their full span, he pumps his arm in the air and lets out a triumphant "Hell yeah!"

Gaining confidence in his abilities, he shifts into a crouch atop Niie’s back as she glides through the air, planting his feet in what he thinks to be a secure stance. I can’t wait to see the look on Ao’nung’s stupid face, he thinks to himself smugly, picturing his friend’s disbelieving stare.

Ever since passing his own iknimaya the previous year, the Metkayina boy had become utterly insufferable. Well, more than he usually was. Hearing his thoughts, Niie decides this is the perfect time to humble him and regain her freedom.

Quicker than he can say ‘Great Mother help me’, Niie plunges back into the depths of water, using all her might to wriggle and writhe under his grip that had begun to become lax as he succumbed to his distractions. Pure shock courses through his body, causing him to open his mouth and gulp down one mouthful of water too many, tail whipping violently in the surrounding water.

It soon becomes all too much for him as he feels the movements mess with his equilibrium and trigger a dizziness that causes him to lose his hold on the harness entirely. Silly boy, Niie thinks to herself as she dashes away. This ain’t my first rodeo.

Lungs burning from overexertion, Lo’ak swims upwards and takes an indulgent breath of fresh air. Miffed by recent events, he treads water and decides to stay out at sea, wishing to allow as much time as possible to pass before he does the lengthy swim of shame back to the village. As he languishes in his feelings, his eyes wander across the open water, thinking of ways to pass the time.

He spots an unmistakable flash of blue in the corner of his eye, squinting as he tries to decipher what exactly he is looking at. Casually, he eases forward and manages to make out two blue feet, toes pointed daintily towards the sky before they are swallowed by the waves.

Intrigued, he fills his lungs up to their full capacity before ducking under the water again, feet kicking rapidly to aid him in his pursuit of his new curiosity. His interest is peaked again when he takes in your figure, equally as close to him as you are far. Outstretched arms scoop copious amounts of water, your streamlined tail helping to propel you further with each stroke.

When you seem to be satisfied with your spot in the water, you come to a halt and let your limbs float freely in the water. Eager to find out what a young Metkayina like you is doing so far out from the village by herself, Lo’ak also stops a little ways away from you. He chooses not to reveal his presence, for now. Saves him the embarrassing explanation of what he’s doing here, he figures.

Nothing could have prepared him for the spectacle he observes in front of him. The arms at your side begin to lift slowly as your head tips back into the space behind you, the rest of your body following suit in what looks to be an underwater backflip of sorts. The most graceful backflip he’s ever seen.

Hydrobatics so graceful it would put an ilu to shame, he watches you perform a myriad of wonders, body following the intricate steps to a piece of choreography only you and the waters around you are privy to.

When the rays of light from above the surface filter through the water and touch your body at just the right angle, his reaction is near enough comical. For a moment, he believes he is bearing witness to a divine vision from Eywa. You must be an apparition, a trick of the eyes.

He fists his hands, brings them up to his face and rubs his eyes twice. Sure enough, you are still there. When he opens his eyes again and sees your lithe form in motion, he blinks twice in disbelief but wills his eyes to stay open so that he can take in as much of your ethereal beauty as possible.

And take it in he does. Greedy eyes devour the sight of you, noticing more details the longer he looks. The blue and lilac strands of your macrame top remind him of the elaborate vein pattern of the diaphanous txampaysye, renowned for its natural elegance in the waters. But while those magnificent creatures helped Na’vi to breathe underwater, he felt that you left him breathless.

He thinks of the tawtute romcom movies from the science base he would force Neteyam and Tuk to watch with him back when they were in the rainforest. They were his guilty pleasure and no matter how much he begged her to, Kiri absolutely refused to watch them; she said Grace had expressly mentioned in one of her many video logs that they lacked real humour and were painfully unrealistic.

But as you sense that you are no longer alone, you turn around. Eyes of liquid gold meet their aquamarine match and just like that, he is smitten. I knew love at first sight existed outside of the movies, he thinks to himself.

He’d heard the story of how his sa’nok wanted to kill his sempul the first time they met so many times, he’d begun to think that was the norm. But if Lo’ak was going to do anything, it’s go against the norm and prove everyone wrong.

Enraptured by the very essence of your being, he forgets himself and his surroundings. Moved by the newfound joy that comes with finally finding the one you were destined to be with, he opens his mouth and starts laughing. For the hundredth time that day, he is shocked when water starts to fill it, precious air escaping his lungs.

His body is exhausted from multiple counts of shock in too little time, and so he begins to drown. Limbs akimbo, panicked eyes meet yours and as you make your way towards him with haste, seeing your divinity in such close proximity causes him to descend further into the throes of a fit. Kind eyes observe his state of distress with worry and as he gazes into them deeply, he knows he’s a goner in more ways than one.

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na’vi dictionary

skxawng - idiot // tsurak - skimwing // iknimaya - rite of passage to become an adult in a na'vi clan // kuru - na'vi neural whip, queue // toruk makto - rider of last shadow // txampaysye - gill mantle // tawtute - sky person, sky people // sa’nok - mother // sempul - father

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hischierswhore · 23 days ago

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ANNIVERSARY

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y/n.hughes one whole year with you 🥹 it feels like we’ve been together for an eternity. nico, you were my missing puzzle piece and im so glad i found you. happy one year, my love. i love you endlessly ❤️

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nicohischier happy one year, schatzi ❤️

nicohischier i love you to infinity 😍

user6 one year of this iconic couple ahhh

_quinnhughes hands where i can see them hischier

user86 i feel like we should NOT be seeing that 5th slide

jackhughes i need my eyes bleached

↳ y/n.hughes why is everyone complaining? i could’ve been worse and just been horny about it

↳ jackhughes nicohischier come collect your gf pls. i cant do this anymore 😔

user9 the cutest couple ever

colecaufield mom & dad!

↳ nicohischier hi son 👋

↳ jackhughes well don’t encourage it

lhughes_06 still don’t know how you convinced us to let you date our captain

↳ y/n.hughes if i remember the conversation correctly, you approved immediately 🤨

↳ _quinnhughes …so i was the last to give approval???

↳ y/n.hughes well yes !

nicohischier

nicohischier happy anniversary, schatzi. there are no words to explain how much i love you, but i do. i love you more than anything ever. i’ll see you when i get home ❤️

y/n.hughes neeks 🥹 i love you ❤️❤️❤️

user13 this is so wholesome 🥹

_quinnhughes y/n.hughes this is a prime example of how to make a non-sexual post

↳ y/n.hughes the last sentence of the caption implies otherwise 😏

user43 y/n’s comments 😭😭😭

jackhughes SHE MADE YOU COOKIES???

↳ y/n.hughes yesss cause he wants this cookie so bad 😩

↳ jackhughes i’m gonna block you.

user72 bro is fighting back and letting the intrusive thoughts win

dawson1417 👏👏👏

njdevils our hearts 🥹🥹🥹

user2 HOME? AS IN? TOGETHER?

↳ user6 these implications are going to cause me to go insane omg

y/n.hughes instagram story

caption: me when my boyfriend is away on a roadie but makes a whole post dedicated to me for our anniversary 🥹

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↳ jackhughes so he can post you for your anniversary but not me for my birthday? i see how it is 😔

↳ elblue6 you deserve this, sweet girl

↳ _quinnhughes for a moment i thought he made you cry sad tears. i was about to start beefing with this man

↳ lhughes_06 i’m sitting next to him right now and he won’t stop smiling at a picture of you guys on his phone 😪

↳ colecaufield you guys are literally my parents

#✎ natalie writes #hughes!reader #hughes!sister

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hectorthedoggo · 5 months ago

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oh yeah so i was slightly delirious earlier and i made this on impulse. oh boy. why did god give me a writing ability

“Pick up the knife.”

Is this fuckass creature serious? They stared at the knife, which had the Milgram logo emblazoned on it. Bro that shit’s ugly, I ain’t killing myself on that.

Seriously, who the hell designed this logo? I’m finna join Amane’s cult, at least the branding looks somewhat artistic.

Damn, wait, I can’t, she’s dead. I don’t know why the hell the voices voted everyone guilty this trial.

“C’mon, Es, let’s end this.”

Bro wants this to be symbolistic. “Um… you first?”

“What?” Jackalope was surprised by their sudden resistance. “Es, I’m still the keeper of this place. This isn’t a double suicide, it’s just you who’s supposed to die.”

“Pussy.” A word that Yuno often called Futa. It was fitting for the situation.

“What. I’m a male jackalope, what-”

Es was tempted to throw the knife at him, to let the intrusive thoughts win, but they assured themself, I’ll do that later. With more planning.

Mf killed all of my prisoners, I ain’t letting him leave this alive. I’m going out with a bang, and I’m gonna take him down with me.

If I gotta die, Milgram’s gonna die with me.

Es was a bad-

Shut, you.

WIth the power of the fourth wall, they somehow bit the voice. Wanting to die really brought out another side of people.

(The person behind the voice was sent to the hospital due to the bacteria from their bites. This child might have gotten rabies, somehow.)

They grabbed the knife, which Jackalope let out a sigh of relief. “Okay… okay! Es, c’mon, if you want to be a good warden, then just end it now.”

Es stared back at him, and grinned. They started to abruptly maniacly laugh, which scared the shit out of Jackalope. “I’m already a horrible warden; my prisoners died for crimes they didn’t deserve.”

“I- but that’s what you-”

“I have different standards than the voices. Those weren’t my verdicts.” Es broke the fourth wall again, threatening to give rabies to anyone who dared question their truth.

“Es, just-”

“The people have decided.”

“Who-”

“Chat GPT Chair oomf and crab.”

“Es. what the fuck are you talking about.”

They stared directly into the camera. “T H E Y know exactly whan I’m talking about. They have given your guilty verdict.”

His eyes widened, as he realized what they were talking about.

“Die.” Es grabbed the knife, and immediately killed the rabbit.

His hat fell off, revealing his horns to be fake. Lmao.

They stabbed him more times than necessary. Their uniform was completely bloodstained; they were essentially a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Wolf analogies… would Kotoko be proud of me? I’ll meet her in hell ig.

They giggled like a maniac, and got kidnapped by an angel like a cat being picked up by its scruff because the author is tired of making Es kts / attempt. (this is totally not foreshadowing)

Why the hell am I in heaven? Girl I swore enough to kill an army of faries.

Despite their confustion, they lived happily ever after. Not many to none of the prisoners were in heaven with them.

I cannot disclose who wasn’t in heaven due to wishing to not be cancelled.

The End.

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kurus-other-things · 1 year ago

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Places the OM bros would kiss: On the face edition! 😘

Disclaimer: I thought of this while in bed past midnight so forgive the rambling and ooc-ness. Also because usually in the game you're the one with the option to kiss them, this is more like when they're the ones who initiate the kisses first

LUCIFER💙

straight up on the mouth kiss

because of course he's bold enough to do that

feel like he'd be smug about it too

if he's in a mood to tease you he'll go for the edge of your jaw

it's close to your mouth but not quite your neck

and won't go for either until you tell him exactly where you want him!

or a forehead kiss because I feel like it's intimate and mature (at least from someone like him)

MAMMON💛

I feel like a side-of-mouth peck that's a spur of the moment kind of thing

like he totally let the intrusive thoughts win and just did it

but of course he's going to act like he was planning to do it all along

that or he was aiming for your mouth but got nervous and 'missed' instead lol

or maybe a peck on the upper part of the cheek like just below the eye

I feel like it's just a unique part of the face and he thinks that no one will have thought to kiss you there

Your first man has obviously gotta get there first!

LEVI🧡

just straight up direct peck on the cheek

only because I feel like he'd combust or faint if he did anything more lol

he's definitely completely red in the face and ears the entire time too

and it's quick too almost like he didn't do it at all

you’ll have to chase him down if you want more!

give him a break he's not used to doing normie things;;;

SATAN💚

also a forehead kisser because it's the place closest to your mind (also hoping you'll think of him more)

also again because it's an intimate and gentle gesture

I also think a direct peck on the lips

and it'd happen so naturally too like you'd barely even notice

like you pass each other in the hall and he gives you a small peck and then keeps walking

ASMO💗

I feel like he could also be an on the mouth kisser

like he's the master of making out no doubt about it

but I feel like he's one of those one peck on each side of the mouth/cheek types

it's fancy and you get two kisses instead of one!

also a big fan of giving nose kisses because he'd definitely love those cutesy kind of gestures♥♥♥

BEEL💖

this is probably a little cheaty (it's technically not the face) but definitely a top-of-the-head kisser

I just assume he's taller than everyone and anyone soooooo

(not me and my 150cm ass totally projecting the need for top of the head kisses lol)

if not the top of the head then I think he's also a forehead kisser

like if he catches you (or Belphie) napping he'll definitely give just a quick gentle peck on the forehead and move on

also gives pecks on the cheek because it's simple sweet and to the point

BELPHIE💜

FOREHEAD KISSER

because who else would be better at giving a goodnight kiss on the forehead???

if you're lying down facing him he'd scoot up (if he needed to) until his lips were at your forehead and then stay there (because he's probably already asleep)

he's also a big tease like I feel like sometimes he'll hover over your lips on purpose

and like the bratty little shit he is will wait for you to make the move first

#me letting the intrusive thoughts win at 00:27 in the morning #obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me swd #obey me nightbringer #kurusintrusivethoughts

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chanshoesunite · 2 years ago

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24 Days of CHRISMAS: Day 20

Content info: YN is on a winter holiday with her uni friends and their friends, among them the distant but incredibly hot Chan. Chan and YN end up having to share a room. And there’s only one bed. So they fuck.

Word count: 2784

Warnings: safe sex (because YN brings her own condoms like the responsible woman she is) in several positions (missionary, doggy, spooning), mentions of oral (f and m receiving), dirty talk

You are standing in the doorway, assessing the situation – Chan on the bed, only in sweatpants, typing something on his phone. He actually has the audacity to have abs – real ones, abs you could grate cheese on. The muscles in his shoulders, back and arms are sculpted without screaming “gym bro” – he just looks fit and healthy and like he could pin you up against the wall. Damn, intrusive sexy thoughts incoming!

He glances up, and you act like nothing is the matter, stepping into the room and dumping your bag of toiletries back into your backpack.

“Jeongin’s in the bathroom”, you say helpfully, grabbing your phone from your backpack so you’ll also have something in your hands. You gesture at the side of the bed closest to the wall. “Want me to take that side?”

Chan shrugs. “Sure,” he says indifferently, even though the fact that he’s been sitting on the other side of the bed implies he hoped you’d say that. He gets up and grabs his own bathroom bag. “I’ll be right back,” he states unnecessarily, because what else is he going to do? Fuck, this is weird.

“Okay,” you say, and he closes the door behind himself as he leaves. You take a closer look at the bed and groan. It’s not only narrower than you would have preferred – there’s also only one blanket. Shaking your head at your unbelievably bad (haha bed) luck you climb into bed and arrange your pillows against the headboard. Going on TikTok, you distract yourself with some cute and funny videos until Chan comes back.

You hear the door opening as you’re watching an adorably funny sheep video, and glance up at Chan mid-laugh. His expression softens as he sees you giggle.

“What’s so funny?” he asks, seeming genuinely curious as he puts away his toiletries.

“Come here,” you say, patting the bed next to you. You’re determined not to let the awkwardness win, even as a still decidedly shirtless Chan slides under the cover next to you and glimpses at your phone. You re-start the TikTok, and he also laughs at the sheep compilation. “Cute,” is his verdict.

“Immensely,” you agree.

You are both silent for a few seconds.

“Do you want to still watch stuff on you phone?” Chan asks. “Or are you tired?”

You contemplate that for a second. “I’m pretty beat,” you admit. “But you can totally still watch something or read or whatever. I’ll just put on a sleeping mask.”

Chan shakes his head. “No, I’m fine with lights out.”

You nod and settle back against your cushions. Chan leans over towards the nightstand and turns off the lights. And then you are both lying there, in the dark, and the house is almost silent except for someone walking up the stairs before closing a door behind himself.

Neither of you says anything.

It really is weird.

“YN-“

“Chan-“

You both stop, then laugh. Somehow, this is easier in the darkness.

“Go ahead,” he says, and you can hear the smile in his voice.

You clear your throat. “I, er, I actually just wanted to ask you to tell me something.”

He hesitates. “Tell you something?” His voice seems tense now. “Tell you what?”

You shrug before remembering that he can’t see you. “Oh, I don’t know, anything you want to. It’s just weird sleeping next to a person whom you know nothing about.”

You feel Chan settling into the bed next to you more comfortably, and his leg brushes against yours as he turns towards you. “Is that not something you normally do?”

The question feels loaded. Does he mean something like “Don’t you sleep around?” Or are you imagining the implication? You laugh. “I would normally never sleep next to someone whose number of siblings or blood type I don’t know.”

Chan chuckles. “Well, in that case – my blood type is O and I have two siblings, a younger brother and a younger sister. What about you?”

And with that, you start asking each other questions – about what you’re studying, your hobbies, your unpopular opinions (“Feel Special is NOT the best TWICE song, Chan!!!”) and deeper questions as well, like how you think you’ll die and whether you’d like to know play every instrument in the world or speak every language.

Chan is quiet for a moment. “This gives the term ‘blind date’ a completely new meaning,” he jokes, then stops laughing as if he’s realised what he’s said. “I mean-“

“Chan, don’t-“ You can feel him panic, so without thinking you reach over to console him, but you’ve completely forgotten that he’s not wearing a shirt and your hand lands squarely on his abs.

Oops.

You know you really should draw your hand back as if you’ve burned yourself, but you can’t. You marvel at the firm muscle beneath the soft skin and even though your brain screams at you to stop, your hand, the traitor, draws upward, towards his sizable pecks. You know it’s wrong, touching this almost stranger in the complete darkness, but then why does it feel so right?

Chan draws in a sharp breath as you brush one of his nipples. The sound is enough to bring you back to your senses, and you draw you hand back, but you are stopped by a hand grabbing yours in the darkness.

The only sounds in the room are the laboured breaths – yours and his. “You don’t have to stop. I don’t want you to.”

How has the atmosphere in the room shifted from playful to electric? You can’t say. You are quiet, feeling his larger hand holding yours captive. You’d like to say you’re contemplating your next move, but your brain feels like it’s being electrocuted by the current running from his hand to yours. You can’t contemplate. You can only flex your hand, which he immediately lets go of, and run it up his naked forearm and to his shoulder. Again, you can hear his sharp intake of breath. You focus on what you feel – the ripple of muscle below skin, the goosebumps covering the stretch of his shoulder, the warmth. Listening to his breath, you try to deduce what he particularly likes; he seems fond of the way you just barely scratch your nails across the skin below his clavicle.

“YN?”

You pause. “Yeah?”

“Will you kiss me?”

His request gives you pause, but it’s really not the weirdest thing you’ve done tonight – definitely less weird than wordlessly starting to stroke him. At least this is what he explicitly wants.

You slide your hand up to his cheek, helping you navigate in the dark as you rise from your cushions and turn to him. Your lips find his in the darkness, and they are soft and firm and velvety, as if he’s applied lip balm before bed. The kiss starts slow, soft, just lips touching each other, feeling each other, trying out how they best fit together. Then you grow bolder and open your mouth, inviting Chan in, and he slides his tongue into your mouth with a sudden urgency that causes you to moan. Before you can be embarrassed at that, Chan slides his hands down your back and pulls you on top of him. You’re now straddling him and-

You groan again. “Channie, you’re so hard,” you whisper in awe as you feel his erection against you core.

A flustered laugh escapes him. “Can you blame me, the way you had your soft little hands all over m-“ He bites himself off as you carefully scrape your index finger nail across his nipple. “You are a menace,” he pants.

“And you are just too hot for your own good,” you grin before leaning down to kiss him fiercely. You are terribly flattered by his reaction to you, and it feels fantastic to have this sweet, incredibly fit guy under you, yearning for you to touch him. You bite his lower lip and grind down against him at the same time, and the groan he utters sounds almost pained.

“Oh my God, baby girl,” he mutters, “it’s not fair that you’re still wearing so many clothes.”

You consider his statement before quickly tugging your tank top off. Sure, it’s dark, but not so dark that he has no idea what you’re doing, and his hands find your breasts, cupping them as you lean in to kiss him again. A whimper escapes you as Chan moves on to kiss your throat, your chest, your breasts. Then he stops and you can feel him drop his forehead into the valley between your breasts.

“What is it?” you ask, half expecting him to confess that he’s come in his pants, which you’d actually find quite flattering.

“I don’t have any condoms with me,” he moans, not in lust but in frustration this time.

You pause. “So?”

Chan raises his head, looking up at your silhouette in the darkness. “Oh, sorry, I assumed you wanted to-“ He lets the sentence tinker out.

“Oh, I do want to sleep with you,” you say. “But we can. I have condoms.”

“You do?”

“Yeah.” You withdraw yourself from his embrace and climb out of bed before turning on the night light. After being initially blinded, you blink at Chan, delighted at his bedhead of dark hair and his swollen lips. “We should really keep the lights on, you look so good like this,” you say, winking at him.

“I agree.” He sits up, letting his gaze wander over your naked upper body as you search your toiletry bag for condoms. Finally, you pull out a strip of them. “Got it!”

“Thank God for feminism.” Chan extends his hand to you to pull you onto the bed again. “I will die if I can’t be inside you tonight.”

You bite your lip at the statement and go back to straddling him. “You really are a menace, Channie.” It’s lovely to see him, to be able to smile at him as you lean down to capture his lips with yours, to see him shiver under your touch. He pulls you down, and as he turns you around so that you’re under him, you grab his hand and guide it inside your panties. The awe on his face as he feels your wetness is almost endearing, a feeling that is quickly replaced by a burning desire as he pushes two fingers inside of you. “Fuck, you’re so wet,” he whispers, a mixture of delight and need on his face. He slowly fucks you with his fingers and your head falls back. “What can I say,” you rasp. “It was really hot how responsive you were to my touches.”

Chan continues to slowly push his fingers in and out of you, leaning down to lick your nipples into hardness. His movements are those of a man who knows he has the whole night to take care of his partner. God, you hope so.

“Let me lose the trousers,” you almost beg, and he stops to pull all of your remaining clothes off you, then does the same. Seeing his cock makes you break into a slow smile.

“What?” he asks, seemingly self-conscious, but you lean forward and take him in your hand – his weight feels exactly as satisfying as you hoped it would. “You’re so big, Channie,” you breathe, pressing a kiss below his ear. “I can’t wait to feel you.”

At this, he kisses you fervently, pushing you back into the cushions with his body weight. Gone is the slowness, there is now an urgency burning between you that can’t be contained any more. You actually need to push him away because you can’t guarantee you won’t just pull him inside of you. “Please put on the condom, I can’t wait any longer.”

He grabs it with shaking fingers, but routinely tears the package and rolls the condom over his hard cock. Promptly, he comes back to you and settles between your thighs, where you keep him by crossing your ankles behind his lower back.

Chan pecks you on the nose. “Hi beautiful,” he says dorkily.

You giggle. “Hi, hottie.”

He blushes minimally. “This is not how I’d imagined our night going, I have to admit. But I’m not mad about it.”

You grin. “Me neither.” You press your heels into his ass, and he follows your wordless instruction by starting to sink into you. You release a breath as you feel him stretching you, and your eyes are on his just as his are on yours, searching for any trace of discomfort and finding only want, delight, comfort. You can’t believe this is your first time sleeping with Chan, your first decent conversation with him – he feels so familiar, treats you so respectfully, touches you so gently, so right.

Then, he’s all the way inside you, and he leans down to kiss you as he gives you time to adjust to the considerable stretch. You squirm a little bit, and he pulls back to watch your face expectantly. “Are you all right?” he asks, and you appreciate the way your comfort is still his first priority.

You groan. “Shit, Chan, if this is how you treat a girl you’ve never met when you fuck her, I am going to have to keep you.”

Chan seems confused, then an evil smile appears on his face. “Oh baby, once I’ve fucked you, you will want to keep me, anyway.” And with that, he draws back only to immediately drive back in, punching all the air out of your lungs. Yes, he is big, but he also goes hard, for fuck’s sake. The bed squeaks in protest, and he stops, searching your eyes again. Then he leans down to your ear, whispering into it:

“Oh, are you scared your friends will hear, hmm, baby girl? Are you afraid they’ll know what a little slut you are, fucking a near stranger at the first opportunity?”

You cackle. “Are you afraid they’ll see how pussy-whipped you’ll be for me at breakfast?”

Chan furrows his brows. “I seem to remember that it was you who couldn’t wait for this cock-“ he thrusts hard at the word, causing you to moan loudly, “-to finally be inside her.”

You frown. “Yeah, yeah, whatever, we are sluts for each other, and they’ll hear and tease us mercilessly in the morning. Now, will you get on with it and fuck me good, so it’ll have been worth it?”

Chan raises his eyebrows at you. “Challenge accepted.”

And man, does he go to town on you.

The stamina this man has – he takes you missionary style, giving you your first orgasm by way of excellent additional finger work in a mere matter of minutes before positioning you into doggy style and railing you so completely that there is no way the upstairs inhabitants won’t hear the bed banging against the wall while tossing dirty talk around that makes you blush. He makes you come again as he spoons you, focusing all his intent on stroking you and fucking you deep and slow, whispering into your ear how good you are for him.

All in all, it takes over an hour to satisfy both of you completely, but as you come on his tongue for the third time, biting the pillow so as to not add insult to injury tomorrow through screaming his name, after having blown him to completion earlier, the two of you finally lie next to each other, sweaty and grinning like idiots.

“So,” Chan says. “There’s a confession I have to make.” He’s playing with one of your curls.

“Hm?” You glance over at him. “What is it?”

Is he blushing? He seems to be. “I’ve seen you around uni a couple of times with the boys and I thought you were really cute. So maybe… Maybe I was the one suggesting we share a room.” He quickly adds: “But I didn’t plan this, honestly. As can be seen by my lack of birth control prep.” Chan seems sheepish. “I couldn’t have predicted being so lucky.”

You smile. “Does that mean you’ll take me out when we’re back in the city?”

Chan beams at you and leans in to press a kiss to your lips. “I will.” He sighs. “But first we need to survive the boy’s teasing tomorrow.”

You shrug. “I think they knew what they were doing when they gave us the room with the one bed. They really can’t complain!”

You suspect they will complain, though. And you’ll be right. For the remainder of the trip, you’ll be teased mercilessly. But you’ll also have found a new boyfriend – simply because there was only one bed.

~Day 21~

#tortoise: i have reacted extensively to this in our private chat - what a gift! <3 so grateful!#author hare #24 days of chrismas #bang chan imagine #bang chan fanfic #bang chan x reader #bang chan smut #bang chan hard hours #bang chan scenario #bang chan one bed trope #one bed trope #steamy smut with bang chan #skz smut #skz imagine #skz fanfic #skz hard hours

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mesanthropi · 1 year ago

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hihihi moots as svt memes go!

i feel like i know you from somewhere, anon 👁️👁️ but i have a shit ton of those so LET'S GO. I'M DOING THIS FOR ALL MY MUTUALS (memes under the readmore)

@wheeboo still can't believe we're moots. anyway, i literally just clicked on this one solely for the captions, but i guess i just gravitated to seungkwan naturally. we're all shocked by capitalism, but ate rani would be the most shocked by it. (she'd hate gas prices here in the ph)

@weird-bookworm these are all gonna be gose pictures, huh? /j this was literally her with me earlier this afternoon. like i was all "should i let the intrusive thoughts win", she came into the replies, then on discord HAHAHAHAH im so sorry you have to deal with my nonsense, but i am stuck with you like oxygen to blood cells.

@3ninth ok not a kpop mutual, but i don't have many mutuals so ya'll are here now no matter what fandom you come from 👉👉 homie is my fellow discord mod. miss her sm fr, hopefully she's back when the owner pops back in from school activities!! if you see this, paula, hope ur having a great time. if not, tell us who we need to beat up

@fairyhaos ATE YENAAAA <33 ok so as an alternative, there's [this], but! primarily, she's giving. this specific mingyu pic. this was defo them during the shua dating rumors and i don't blame her, BUT ALSO. I FEEL LIKE THIS IS ALSO A THING WHENEVER AN ILLEGAL REQ POPS INTO THE ASK BOX. WHEN ARE WE GETTINBG AN UPDATE ON THE COUNT /JJJ

@kyeomyun she's the homie frfr actually. jadaders would tbh go "that's unfortunate" with the biggest smile on her face if there's any minor inconvenience that happens to either you or her. it's either in a way where girlie is fr amused by your misfortune, or this is a call for help. she's going thru it @ school so hopefully she gets a break soon ^^

@i-luvsang just for you, i'm getting an atz meme (and also bc its their 5th debut anniv <3). feel like marimoon would get the nearest stuffed animal in a shop, call for me, and do this with the blankest face they can manage. i'd lose my mind ofc i laugh at everything but especially shit like this. it's deadpan humor, i swear

@hannyoontify KIKIEEEEEEE <333 DO YOU LOVE ME /LYR /J anyway, kie!! my homie kie, we miss you here at residencia misantropia. moving on, we have this lovely jeonghan screenshot from a knowing bros episode. feel like this is their mood sometimes. hopefully you're taking care of yourself, man! when you come back, we're here with open arms fr ong!!

@joshuahonggf JIAAAA we don't talk much but i adore her sm. [img text's rough tr: i know you're getting nervous about tomorrow, sis] we'd probably be the type of homies who'd spam e/o on discord about a project we're grouped up in. or an exam. or a performance, one or the other. but we end up doing great anyway B))) we're cool like that

@haowrld HI PRE 👉👉👉 abnother filo buddy of mine hehehe. wishing u luck on ur fic btw! i assign to you this woozi screenshot. because sometimes, we get those moments of having zero thoughts in our head. this is also at every writer ever, we're good at imnagining shit but actually writing it is either the hardest thing ever or it comes naturally. goodluckies!!

@wqnwoos HANA WHO CAME BACK BECAUSE ANON CALLED THEM POOKIE 👉👉👉 /jjj but seriously, hana was one of the ppl i first followed after i discovered svt fics on tumblr. she's one of the firsy writer si followed!! but considerinh the fact that she used my iwn salt shaker threat against me, this is what they'd send me i think. idk. its lke 1:21 am im getting sillier with these

@mach1nat1on YOU. ASSHOLE. TRAUMATIZER. IMN GIVING YOU THIS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT I FEEL SOMETIMES WHENEVER YOU DO SOME SHIY IN THE PRIVATE SERVER. YOU HURT MY BBGS YOU HURT ME!! DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!??! NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW 🗣️🗣️ but i also love u dw i forgive u everytime and i support your righst and your wromgs. just know that we are forever in a love/hate relationship

@lumasahina im gonna sc this and send this to our priv server but!! hey dude <3 traumatizer numero uno right beside mac and holls. this is you wnheever i manage to put lore into my silly little writings and my silly little characters. and for the record, just so you know, i feel the same way sometimes. i love how you do lore tho! it's always so well-done n they flow well hehe

@holland (not @ing for other reasons) my HOMIE OF ALL HOPMIES, MY POOKIECAKES MY POOKUMS SNOOKUMS <3 sorry abt that those were rge demons. the voices. anyway! here's your assigned meme. skz just for you. i'd take pics of you like this. those 0.5 angles on iphone, then use them as reaction pics or emojis in our server. but i would also cherish these pictures bc they're you and you r my resident "across the world homie for years". stay safe, drink water, and i hope to finish ur req soon aughhhh

holy shit its like 1:53am now wtf

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