Mel/Moth • They/Them • Artist and Character Maker • Splatoon and TF2 Lover || Matching w/ @Comet-Wire || Proshippers DNI (please for the love of all that is holy just block me)
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
#“you have committed a crime”#motherfucker you acting like you know how to play path of exile 2 was committing a crime#granted i havent played that game but listen#i wanna get more into rpgs and even with the bare minimum of what i know that “gameplay” was absolute garbage#how does one fluff himself up so much to be like an epic gamer bro and in reality he's just a fascist pile of blubber#not one to bodyshame btw but jesus christ why does he look like that#like he knows nothing about what he does but he uses big boy words to pretend he does#“if i say this this and that people will think i am a genius”#can someone like squeeze a lemon in his eyes or something#or shit on his car#please
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation
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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?
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chillin at the ambient red lighting and horse store.
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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4
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what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why
#buttermilk is fucking rancid#i was wating a cookie and thought i grabbed regular milk#i almost threw up#also hot sauce in milk#no clue why#i was like 5 i think when i made it
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it's so wild to me that you absolutely cannot force a hyperfixation to happen. like you'll watch the most perfectly tailor-made-for-you content that everyone says you'll love and feel absolutely nothing, and then the thing you watch on a whim to fill time will reach through the screen and put its damn fingers in your brain and start rearranging the neurons right in front of you and every single time you're like THIS??? THIS??????? and this happens like every 6-12 months forever
#me with yuri on ice#that shit has a deathgrip on me#even like 8 years later#rip ice adolescence 💔#still not over that#will never be
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I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal
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One time I had a dream where I worked in some sort of arcade or casino and all of my coworkers clamored to watch someone. As I peeked my head over the divider I saw none other than Jerma there, sitting at a booth by himself, in a suit, a plate with a slice of pizza in front of him. I think it ended with us finding out he was the owner of the place or something but we did all go to talk to him.
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