Mel/Moth • They/Them • Artist and Character Maker • Splatoon and TF2 Lover || Matching w/ @Comet-Wire || Proshippers DNI (please for the love of all that is holy just block me)
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She got her period and no one told her she bled through💔
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why’s everyone having sex now don’t we have steven universe to debate
#shitty sketch but i feel ive gotten my point through#steven universe#jasper#peridot#shitpost#sketch#faux pas with jasper saying rose quartz instead of steven universe but eh its in character regardless#moreso with the mistake cuz jasper never called steven his name in that episode so fogbrain for the win
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hi, this is my first post on here! here’s a cleaned up doodle of sasha 🧠
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there's like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like "Best Heritage Posts" and "Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts" and "So Funny Hellsite Posts" but where's the shitty posts accounts. where's the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst
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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
#“you have committed a crime”#motherfucker you acting like you know how to play path of exile 2 was committing a crime#granted i havent played that game but listen#i wanna get more into rpgs and even with the bare minimum of what i know that “gameplay” was absolute garbage#how does one fluff himself up so much to be like an epic gamer bro and in reality he's just a fascist pile of blubber#not one to bodyshame btw but jesus christ why does he look like that#like he knows nothing about what he does but he uses big boy words to pretend he does#“if i say this this and that people will think i am a genius”#can someone like squeeze a lemon in his eyes or something#or shit on his car#please
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my family wasn't this strict, but in some sects of buddhism you're not allowed to eat the "five pungent vegetables", onions garlic shallots leeks and umm chives i think, really any of those kind of vegetables. probably some monk ages ago was tired of onion farts stinking up the temple. anyways, one time my brother made a soup using all five of them. he said, "one sip of this, and you'll be reincarnated as a flea."
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If you have been victimized by the cowboy hat head boy in the Tubi ad then you may be entitled to financial compensation
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hey man. i didn't see you at the ambient red lighting and horse store. you ok man?
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