#bro is COMMITTED

[somewhereincairparavel]

Gentle reminder that the only thing Jason could worry about in a life threatening situation was that his vegan girlfriend wouldn't kiss him for a month (since he had eaten raw meat in the giant's place)

[akelafang]

Arthur sends Merlin on some job and wants him to take a knightly escort to keep him out of trouble. Merlin: I'll take Gwaine with me Arthur: I said "keep you out of trouble" not "guarantee you'll get into it". Take Lancelot with you, he's the least likely to commit treason with you Merlin: You say that like he's never committed treason with me

[lordy2]

oh my stars.

pride flags colourpicked from the og the prophecies begin covers

rainbow / gay / lesbian / trans

bi / nonbinary / pansexual / polyamorous

asexual / aromantic / agender / aroace

bigender / demiboy / demigender / demigirl

demiromantic / demisexual / greyromantic / intersex this is all i'm going to put in this post but i will keep adding more flags in batches in the reblogs! if there's a flag you want that i haven't done feel free to ask for it!!! (in asks or in the replies)!

[anbaisai]

It's not even actually their birthday

(Based on a conversation I had with a friend + Jamil's 2024 birthday present to the player)

[h0estar]

every now and then i look back on this GIF i have of nalu during tartaros arc and cry about how this particular scene alone solidifies the beauty of their relationship (natsu holding lucy's hand gently in the face of chaos and panic did wonders to my heart)

[goatyuuji]

[autumnalmess]

Hey man sorry I've not posted in a while, it's a funny story actually. I actually got arrested for stealing bread for my sister and her seven starving children. yeah, it was pretty bad. I tried to escape 3 times so yeah I got 19 years, yeah and then I broke my parole and now there's this slutty little man after me, yeah I think he has a crush on me or smt idk

[mioakem]

techno: “join me, let’s destroy l’manburg”

tommy: “you’ll help me get back my discs if i team with you?”

techno: “i’ll help you get back your discs tommy”

tommy: “i won’t help you but you’ll help me?”

techno: “tell you what, we’ll do some minor terrorism from which the government can- ehhh, you know what tommy? we’ll get the details on the way

tommy: “technoblade, i am a huge fan of minor terrorism”

CTOMMY MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE DIDNT WANT TO HELP CTECHNO DESTROY LMANBURG, AND CTECHNO KNEW THAT AND AGREED TO HELP ANYWAYS. NEITHER OF THEM BETRAYED EACHOTHER

[vaguely-concerned]

purple hawke who, at malcolm's death, lost not only a father, a mentor, the single most stable and safe point in their world up until this moment. but also the only person in their life who would consistently, gleefully 'yes, and — ' them. the loss, in one fell swoop, of both a beloved parent and your sole willing — no, not only willing, enthusiastic — improv partner. truly, the most unkindest cut of all that the maker could have seen fit to deal. (there's always so much less laughter in the house, after malcolm's gone.)

and then after all the horrors of the blight and trying to make a new life in the shithole turned shithome of kirkwall....... they meet varric. and something that's been slumbering deep within their soul dries a tear of relief and joy and whispers 'oh we are so back'. and they are so right

[artzee534]

Here are some pics of the solar eclipse for anyone who missed it🌒

EDIT: ID now added!

[astraeajackson]

leo, over the phone: hey, jason, can i borrow like five thousand dollars?

jason: yeah sure, but what for?

leo: *sweats nervously* umm... an-an escape room

jason: w-what kind of escape room costs five thousand dollars???

leo: oh, well, you know...

jason: *raises eyebrow*

leo: *sighs* ...jail

[transsongtaewon]

♥

[yourlocalabomination]

SLEEZE SWEEP!!!

[awzominator]

@stephcassweek day 5: Galas

galas are boring unless u and ur gf raid the food table and spend the night roasting the other attendees

[houseswife]

bro can you imagine being tritter. you’re a power hungry cop who just wants to get revenge on the asshole doctor who humiliated you, so you approach his prescribing physician saying “here’s cold hard proof that he committed several crimes and endangered your career”. and instead of testifying against him in light of this information he’s like nooo he didn’t do anything wrong!! it was my fault actually that he committed felonies without my knowledge!! don’t take him away!! send me to prison instead!!! like. what do you even do with that

[crosshairslongasslegs]

if villan… why so baby girl???