#bro has no idea how to be nice
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honestly same, Morgiah holds my heart as well
#the elder scrolls#tesblr#daggerfall#the real barenziah#helseth#morgiah#wish we knew more of her#i need more information about my scheming dunmer girlboss#also helseth being a daddy's boy confirmed#and also him giving the dagger of symmachus to the nerevarine as a sign of his trust#helseth be like “hey sorry i tried to murder you at least three times here's my dad's dagger (whom i whorshipped) we fine?”#bro has no idea how to be nice#i bet if morgiah was present in morrowind she would make fun of her brother
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Marvel Meow (2021), Nao Fuji | Professor X and Magneto
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#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus leshnerr#snap scans#i dont scan ever please forgive me for. Everything jvAE:KJ i tried my best to match the purple as how it looks in person#i love the purple used for this whole comic .. its really nice#all the comics have different colors its neat yall should check it out if youre able. its a lovely silly collection#BUT GIRL PLEAAAASSSEE IM CRYING#as a part of my Visiting My Family For The Weekend trip my bro and i went to the store#and i told him about the wolverine cat comic and the whole collection and he found it while we were browsing ....#naturally i got it. because i love the idea of cats being heinous freaks ESPECIALLY to my faves#this all did happen because of a cat. btw. phoenix possessed one while scott and jean were baking a cake#which had everyone trying to catch it. leading to. this. jWLRAKJAWRLKJKJ#this is 1000% has 'we'll be back by 8PM please keep the house clean' vibes i'm sobbing LIKE WHERE ARE THEY RETURNING FROM#also can i just say ... i love it when american comic book characters get the manga treatment#idk i just love it ... i esp love how wolverine's drawn in these comics but. this aint about him#i just wanted to gush about my favorite old people LIKE PLEASE CHARLES IS GOING TO HAVE A STROKE I SEE IT#the fact they still got that goofy lil 'welcome back charles and erik' banner im going to be sick. theyre the whole mansions dads#anyway i have an assignment to do. because my prof hates me Who The Fuck Makes An Assignment due At 12:59AM#bye bye hpoefully ill be back with my own doodles ajvlekjla
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there is a difference between being born to a throne, maliciously vying for a throne, stealing a throne, and having a throne thrust upon you when you are already in the midst of an identity crisis. And I fear Loki's place in the line of succession has people unable to differentiate between any of these
#you can't really argue he planned the extent of Thor's downfall#that was all Odin#Loki didn't force Thor to invade Jotunheim he isn't even the one who gave Thor the idea -- Thor did that all on his own!#that he was doing waswasa @ thor didn't help but wasn't really crime worthy on its own#Thor himself took time convincing the other warriors to be okay with the trip despite the treason and danger involved#like. what. Thor can't differentiate good advice from bad and is emotionally volatile and reckless and that's Loki's fault?#THOR was the one who got them past Heimdall too#the entire ordeal inadvertently showed off the favouritism Thor was receiving in comparison to Loki#even though Loki was the one supposedly so easily influencing Thor to such an extent#call Thor a puppet the way he--wait. no. that sounds weird. uhhhhh#you get the point#people will claim Loki was all up in there rearranging Thor's mental processes to cause his downfall#when really it was Loki doing the bare minimum instigation and watching things only devolve from there#because Thor WAS reckless and immature ?? and he WAS quick to anger and enjoyed exerting his power with violence ??#Loki didn't STEAL THE THRONE FROM THOR he literally just is implied to undermine the coronation#that's not even confirmed but we assume it's true that he let the frost giants in near the casket etc.#Loki has his own actual crimes that he did against Thor and hugging his bro's arm and saying 'you're soooooo strong and correct' was not on#even if you manage to argue Loki was cheering Thor on for the invasion (he wasn't) it was clearly to dob Thor in with Odin#which he did when he had some guard inform Odin#that Odin's chosen punishment was for Thor's disobedience aside stop blaming Loki for the damage ODIN inflicted on him#focus on Loki making up lies to Thor about how Odin died instead like at least Loki DID SOMETHING for that#you can even ascribe as evil a motive as you want there bc Loki was slipping fr#twirling his hair and telling Thor he's smarter about the realm's safety than the king was on the normal scale#you want to talk morals go look at how eager Thor was to invade mass destroy and massacre in the other realm#and expected Odin to 'finish them off! together!' bc he was power high on whatever bloodlust pheromones battle apparently imitates for him#sigh. this is why you can't have nice things Thor. no Loki you're barely any better. sit down. have a cookie.
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they were so insane for this
#fe owain#fe olivia#fire emblem#dont think this game has a number assigned tf do we call it. few????#who rly gaf about this game honestly (i did. bought every single dlc.)#BUT UGH. CROSS GEN AWAKENING SUPPORTS. AND THEY WERE VOICED!!#this one was my fav. for obvious reasons. owain and olivia friendship… omg… like bro that is ur aunt 🥺🥺🥺#its so cute… owain’s probably like ‘wow olivia ur so kind and nice. now why is your son Like That’#i wish he couldve talked to cordelia too but whatever. we got her with luci instead i’ll take it#i wish more second gen awakening kids made it in tho… yall have no idea how heartbroken i was when inigo and sev didnt make it in#and i was like ‘the next warriors game for sure!’ :/
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found out today that apparently my email shows up as goat and uses my sona as my icon for other people, but no one ever bothered mentioning that to me because my boss and my boss's bosses all went "oh neat 👍" and moved on jhdjdh
#cool art bro anyways can you have this file for us by the end of the week#younger ppl following me dont ever let high school convince you the world has no whimsy#it's not all dull grey cubicles and bitchy people. most things are chill and nice and people love fun#chat#oh and if ur wondering why i had no idea what my name was on my email#i straight up have no idea when or how i set that or how to change it JHDJDH#i think i might have changed it for youtube ages ago??????? maybe????????????#im not changing it to The Legal Name bc no one cares yay <3
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Im going to kill like 10 different people if i hear another peep about payjay because oj ans paper interact in the trailoR IM GONNA LOSE ITTTT IM GONNA GO FERAL STOPPPPPPPP
#ii neg#payjay neg#URGHHHHH FUCK I HATE PAYJAY SO MUCHHHHHHHH#sorry mooties who love payjay.... but like.... i fucking hate it with my entire being..... block me unfollow me do whatever#idm#its just i am SICK and TIRED of everyone saying payjay or thinking payjay because THEY INTERACT LIKE TWICE IN THE TRAILOR#i am gonna CRY#love what you love it just makes me mad and angry and i just . i cant stand payjay rn. it infuriates me that it is THE MOST POPULAR SHIP#IT WOULD NOT WORK IN CANON!!!! OJ HAS LITERALLY USED PAPER MULTIPLE TIMES FOR HIS OWN GAIN#he also left him on that cactus in s1ep10 [even if he told him to.. wtf at least try to take him with you????]#dude paper did EVERYTHING for oj and what did oj do? give him some hugs and be like “thanks paper! i forgive you!!” and then go be ableist??#dude. bro.#oj triggered paper multiple times [s1ep11. s1ep13 [TWICE].]#he LITERALLY used him to win in the penultimate poll [even if paper said “nice idea!” how could he have known that he would be ok with it??]#dude. ok. i need to sit down.#i am geeking out#i am NOT ok rn i need to. i need to go do stuff.#ughhhh im sorry for the rantttt i just. i am VERY passionate about this#tldr fuck you oj and if i see payjay i will kill myself 40 times in my head over it#ghhhhgh
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my brother has become a lot more politically aware in the past year or two which i think is great because he's a little newbie radical leftist which is fun but that does mean that he's like a little bit insufferable to talk to about it
#teeth.txt#you know that way that people who have just discovered communist theory and the idea that us imperialism is bad are#again i think it's GREAT because i was worried he was gonna fall into the alt right or like incurious conservatism#but he also did just send me the text 'have you ever heard of operation northwoods??'#i think it's also just he's kind of in his 'theory is god' debate bro phase which i think he'll get over soon#but that is just not the way that i engage with politics anymore#not that i think theory is bad which is a weird take i've been seeing recently that also makes a lot of sense#with how a lot of people seem to engage with radical thought. like oh you have read zero books ever#i just think there's a nice balance#anyways he's kind of doing the thing of leaning a bit too far into conspiracy theory about what the cia is up to#and is really excited to tell me about it#love him to death it's just like ohhhh yea i remember being like that. lol#again not that the cia is not up to some absolute fuck shit and has decimated countries and whatnot#but i don't really care about like the jfk assassination u know
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oh yes ladies I was asked out (on a DATE) last week and I'm still cry-laughing over it because WOW that went down SO badly
#think like mr collins meets eeyore but incredibly fixated on politics and thinks art and literature are a waste of time#apparently he isn't super dejected that I declined the offer because and I QUOTE#'she's a nice girl and has a nice personality and if i were to have a girlfriend she has the traits i'd want my girlfriend to have#however i'm not actually attracted to her' like BRO why did you ask me on a DATE THEN ???????? huh????????#anyway men continue to be a mystery to me NO idea how their minds work#i have learned since that this boy almost never showers and is a bit of a slob so i may have dodged a bullet#he thinks i have a nice personality because i just gave up arguing with him at one point. some of his ideas on 'wives submitting#to husbands' and all that sort of thing are super alarming and i didn't have the energy to muster up a rational argument against some of hi#wilder ideas. anyway this was such a bizarre experience not gonna lie#in other unrelated news i have concluded that if a boy wishes to grow out facial hair in order to look like a man#it rather makes him look like he's TRYING to look like a man. that's all i got on that#lads i suppose the tail end of this equates to what a wild world this is...... he also happens to be friends with the ex boyfriend#every once in a while i think life is going to go quiet and peaceful and then something bonkers like this happens! lol
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Once upon a time Jeremiah did not consider Mortem to be a ‘real’ woman as a result of generations of bidirectional prejudice between hunters and witches— but somewhere along the way his perspective shifted. Now Mortem was not only a witch in his mind, she was a fine woman, a useful and resourceful partner on the field, but also a (dare he think it) friend, and sometimes even a little bit more than that…
Jeremiah, raised on swooping gestures, sends Moretm an enormous, expensive bouquet of dark red roses encased in sharp green leaves and adorned with fragile buds of white baby’s breath. He’s certain she’s the type to prefer keeping a plant’s roots intact during such transactions, but regardless the bouquet certainly packs statement.
Happy woman’s day Mortem, you may be a witch, but you are also a woman.
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Well this was... touching.
Had Mortem been something else, perhaps this would have meant something different - may not even had been understood. But the significance was not lost upon the witch. Their roots had become tangled up within this pact and since its birth they've been growing joined since.
There were many that perceived her to be a monster... and they were within their right to. She was an ancient thing that roamed this world, branded as a heretic and traitor to all mankind. If any could ever slay her and chose to bury her body, they'd no doubt spit and dance atop the fresh dirt. At one time she viewed Jeremiah as one of those people. Enemies that made assets out of one another until he decided to push it further and catch her unaware, a pact he seemed to find equal displeasure in. She had thought his resentment towards her would never end but then something changed along the way. They found understanding in the form of logic and needs before things became so wonderfully messy.
As orderly as Jeremiah tended to be, the two of them were absolute chaos when together.
Slender fingers touched upon the flowers, skimming the petals affectionately before she moved to tidy them up inside a vase. There were no half measures with this particular hunter, it would seem. Mortem smiled to herself, something warm and vulnerable that so rarely saw the light of day as she tucked back a few strands of hair from her face. Pale skin was adorned with a dusting to her cheeks as she settled the flowers into their new home and placed them upon the round table.
An enchantment to keep them preserved, to let them be as timeless as she seemed to be. Memories as important as all the ones grows within her garden, keeping alive her ever growing past.
He saw her as a witch but no longer was that gendered as monster. Jeremiah saw her as a woman and that was enough to take away the ache and loneliness that came with her longevity.
Her head lifted, a pep to her step - no doubt he could feel the sudden rush of positivity all the way at the manor.
Oh yeah, she's going to go after him later.
#mort after a long moment of enjoying the gift: i'm going to court the fuck out of him tomorrow.#mort: is there a way to politely remove everything from his desk without making a mess or taking up time hmm...#muddsludge#asks#bless. when he's nice he's very nice ;////;#bro has no idea how much she needed something like that (especially from him given their history) i love it. 10/10
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also love how in the remake when Aerith comes in with her most beautiful dress Cloud is awestruck and clearly finds her pretty, meanwhile in the OG when she's like "so how do i look? :)" the only reply he gives is visibly shaking his head and sighing and her calling him no fun
he really doesn't have an opinion about it he just wants it all to end right now.
#also just like i did remember the owners of the shop are all so excited about making dresses for men#like both the old man and his son are so happy about it because it's really a whole new creativity angle for them#and the old man is the one who got to have you meet Jules because 'he's also into making men cute'#and likewise meeting Jules has his whole group talk about how he's the cutest big bro in town#and the big muscle guys there challenge you because THEY want his wigs#like. Man.#like the honey bee inn still aged so badly and there's probably still stuff to be said about all of this#but it's just nice to see so many people just be super excited talking about how cool the idea is#the remake made sure the old man only was into women dancing and Jules and the boys are regular macho men#the only thing i misremembered was how to get the tiara and it's my bad#because it IS about getting 'The Juice' for the materia guy and once you get it he gives you a tiara#so i take the L on that but the rest is night and day#ichablogging ffviiog
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A little update on today.
My mom went on a bender in the pool and befriended a (rather lovely, actually) group of frat bros. My stepdad had left her there so i decided to check up on her, but of course she was too stubborn to listen so i had to get in the pool with her and in the end we spend like 2 more hours chatting to them and it was quite nice but then we made the horrible mistake of taking uzo shots with the frat bros and by the time i convinced my mom to get out of the pool she wad totally out of it and has now passed out in bed so cannot wait for the hangover tomorrow
#i had tried to get her out of the pool for hours#but when my mom has set her mind on something welp#and i dont want to cause a scene#no idea how much she drank#but the guys were really nice#and felt guilty for encouraging her 😅#and i feel horrible bc my mom is black out drunk in bed and im thinking how i should have taken a bigger shot with the frst bros#bc when do i ever get the chance to talk to 1) guys 2) that are decent 3) and actually my age#just for the day ya know#anyway#z rants#to delete later
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i gotta stop going on tiktok bc i just saw a comment section that makes me want to burn my eyes out…
#some girl was talking abt how some girls go out with a bunch of groups every night#and jokingly asking how they have so many friends bc she has two#I’m paraphrasing but u get the idea#which is a normal enough sentiment like no hate there#but the comments…. bro they were#they were quoting Aristotle like ‘a friend to all is a friend to none’#and saying shit like ‘I bet it’s all surface level and they have no real friends’#and other things like that#and I had to BLINK BECAUSE WHATTTTTTT#why is everyone so MAD about some girls having a bunch of friends 😭😭😭😭#like sure okay maybe sometimes those sentiments are true but like…#have we forgotten that some people are just nice??? or very social???#and that it doesn’t inherently make someone SINFUL AND EVIL ????#I WAS BAFFLED !!!#it was all so hostile like what the hell are you onnnn aboutttt#some people just have friends#idk they were all so mad about it I was baffled bc#why do we care so much what other girls are doinnggggg I’ll never understand#let the people breathe
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I'm right at the start of Hidan and Kakuzu's arc and I am So Scared
This is one that hurts fr bcksbmf
#speculation nation#and the filler arc they put before it. well it's kind of boring overall and just plain doesnt make sense in some ways#tho i do like Sora and also. it gives us some extra time with Asuma lol#which is nice! considering what's coming up. so i rewatched the filler arc anyways.#also you know what this is the first time Naruto's ever actually killed someone and they just pay 0 attention to it??#filler arc legit has him kill this lady and he pays it 0 mind at all??? okay lol#i mean she was freaky as hell. i really didnt like her. like even with all the obvious consent issues#and the fact that Naruto Is Only Fifteen Maam. like i know thats her ability but also why is that her ability#(the forced reaper kiss lady. if anyone forgot or doesnt know what im talking about)#also the fact that they made it so that her life force was literally her hair. they made her life Literally her hair.#like her ability to steal people's life force and use it as her own is honestly OP and would be cool#if it werent for the fact that A: it happens via kissing people (without their consent)#and B: She Is A Literal Animated Floating Hair that just changes out bodies from what she manages to steal.#like it is SO overwhelmingly sexist and creepy. like how did they make a character even more sexist in vibes#than like. the rest of the rampant misogyny of naruto??? like im almost impressed by how bad it was.#all the enemies in this arc just suck tho. none of them are interesting. the only good part of the arc is Sora#but also i rly dont like how they tried to logic out him having kyuubi stuff too. like Huh???#bro being like 'we collected the kyuubi's chakra and put it in this kid. so if it's released then the kyuubi itself will come put'#like NO???? naruto's still got the true kyuubi sealed in him??? bro that's just chakra 😭😭😭 it's a byproduct 😭😭😭 not the true kyuubi#him being like 'once it's released he'll have the power of a true jinjuuriki' BRO HAS NO IDEA WHAT HES TALKING ABOUT 🗣🗣🗣#sora's bijuu bombs were weak sauce. just little gouges in the land. almost cute.#meanwhile naruto at that same stage was literally changing the landscape around him. like lol it is Not the same.#anyways yeah hidan and kakuzu. im scared. ahahaha#fanny watches naruto
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nobody talks about how fucking tiring it is putting up the tough guy asshole persona
#vent#i am. so tired rn. i can't even talk to anyone bc the second someone reaches out to me like “you okay? you don't look too great”#my immediate response is like “bro why the fuck you asking me that yeah dude i'm fine don't be fucking weird” and#uuuurrgh. why can't i just talk to people kindly like a normal person when they ask me how i'm doing#or tell them i feel like shit! why is it so hard to say “nah bro ion feel so good rn” to a FRIEND i've had for YEARS#like this one time today my friend asked my if i was sleeping well and i just. went full asshole mode like “what do you fucking care”#this kinda thing has happened multiple times#why is he still friends with me bro i'm being so shitty to him#and like. they expect me to put it up. yk? like ppl who i'm not so close with. idk man.#like i've got a rep for being pretty rough but “cool”. (i have no idea where the cool part came from but eh whatever)#but it's really hard to shake the reputation. dude i want to be a decently nice person but it's so hard man and i can only be like#“tough guy literally nothing affects it” or “yes sir yes ma'am mad respectful” and i just wanna be. a good person i don't know
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i like a girl in uniform | lando norris social media au
pairing: lando norris x fem vet!reader
little leo leclerc needs a trip to the vet, lando was just being a good friend but the vet tech was definitely a plus
based on the request by: @volleygal06
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charles_leclerc: this dramatic little boy decided he wanted to eat every piece of grass he could find and got poorly, thank you to austin vet clinic for helping us out and getting him back into shape :)
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user1: leo is so dramatic, he's so me
user2: leo leclerc is the dramatic girl representation we need in the f1 paddock
pierregasly: please word your texts better, i thought someone had actually died
charles_leclerc: he nearly did!
landonorris: he did not, you're just a helicopter parent
pierregasly: wait why was lando with you and not me?
charles_leclerc: he just happened to be there and i needed a lift
landonorris: because he was freaking out
charles_leclerc: but he conveniently he decided he really cared about leo's wellbeing when he saw the vet tech
pierregasly: ohhhhh i see
landonorris: what! no! i'm a good friend!
charles_leclerc: sure, jan.
user3: fuckboy lando has re-entered the chat
user4: his slutiness knows no bounds
yourusername: he's such a precious little guy, i'm glad i could get him back to feeling himself. good luck to both of you this weekend!
charles_leclerc: thank you so much for your time, you definitely were the calm we needed
yourusername: ahahaha you're just a good dad to your fur baby
landonorris: thank you! any chance you can be my lucky charm this weekend?
yourusername: do you flirt with all the vet techs like this?
landonorris: only the cute ones
yourusername: i see...
landonorris: but i can still interest you in a coffee?
yourusername: i'll see if i'm free
user5: that was .... tragic
oscarpiastri: well that was something
alexalbon: you'd think he'd be better at it by now
georgerussell63: i have to have faith he's better at this in person
maxverstappen1: i'm kind of enjoying this show tbf
landonorris: i can read this?
alexalbon: take the constructive feedback
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yourusername: never a boring day here, leo was just the loveliest boy ever
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user6: okay turns out i am no better than lando
user7: if you heard barking that wasn't me
landonorris: are you sure he was THE loveliest boy, or are you just being nice because he's a puppy?
alexalbon: bro is jealous of a dog
yourusername: i'm sorry lando, but leo was a very brave boy
landonorris: i can be brave too!
oscarpiastri: you wouldn't let me sit at the same table as you at a restaurant because i ordered salmon
landonorris: well yes but that's also because it's you - when i go on a date with y/n, if she ordered salmon i would live with it
yourusername: when i go on a date with you?
landonorris: our date on sunday?
yourusername: oh really?
landonorris: i'll pick you up, wear something pretty x
user8: i have no idea whether that worked or not
user9: it was a loser move, but i would cave as well
user10: lando is unbelievably lame but he's also a millionaire f1 driver so i guess he can do what he wants
alexalbon: no it was lame and you guys should continue to tell him that
landonorris: trust the process alex
georgerussell63: the last time we trusted the process your dms where you tried to go on a maccies date were leaked
yourusername: i am NOT coming if you're taking me to mcdonalds 🤨
charles_leclerc: he takes after his mother :)
yourusername: awwwww, based on how many times he pissed on you, i think he's definitely a mummy's boy
charles_leclerc: tbf i'll do anything she says too
yourusername: @landonorris take notes if you want a date ^^
user11: american races i will never not complain about you but you have given me entertainment before the cars have even gotten on track
user12: idk this kinda proves my theory that the american races are just one big humiliation ritual for f1
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f1tea: the vet tech, y/n y/ln, who helped leo is in the paddock for qualifying.
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user16: oh wow she's actually so pretty
user17: also like she just looks like a normal fucking person
user18: that's probably because she is a normal person
user19: okay queen is turning a fucking look
user20: she looks so effortless i love her already
user21: i beg you people don't get parasocial already, she's a vet tech who will probably just be here for the weekend
user22: not if lando has any say in it 😭
user23: i honestly think good for her for having him so down bad but i also pray for her for when the twitter girls catch on
user24: they've already found all of her personal details poor gal
user25: so like which garage is she in this weekend?
user26: she came in with alex and leo so i think it's a safe bet to guess ferrari
user27: i think the 13 year olds would actually have an aneurysm if she was in the mclaren garage
user28: i kinda want to see the meltdown
user29: the way ted kravitz shoved his microphone in her face killed me
user30: girl was so fucking confused
user31: the way she said 'i guess i'm a charles fan? i don't know i met him yesterday and he offered me tickets after i helped leo?'
user32: alex trying not to laugh right next to her when ted was asking her so many questions
user33: lando just fell to his knees in the mclaren garage
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yourusername: thanks for the hospitality charles and ferrari! this has been a dream come true x
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user37: girl rocked up to her job, met THE leo leclerc and got a paddock pass
user38: why does leo never eat a load of grass when i'm on shift
user39: ugh why does this stuff not happen to me :(
charles_leclerc: i'm glad i could repay you beyond leo's vet fees!
yourusername: i did not know this sport was so god damn stressful and it wasn't even the race 😭
charles_leclerc: are you sure you can't make it tomorrow, there's still a ticket with your name on it?
yourusername: just say you and alex want a free dogsitter
charles_leclerc: guilty!
charles_leclerc: no but seriously if you wanna pull a sick day, we have a ticket for you
yourusername: all of my managers follow you on instagram, so i think that might be off the cards now
charles_leclerc: ..... oh
yourusername: it's like you people forget you're famous
user40: she's not here for the race :(((
user41: rip y/n y/ln in the paddock 2024-2024, forever in our hearts
user42: we'll never forget the ted's notebook episode of him being humbled by her
landonorris: you're not here for the race ? :(
yourusername: i have a job babe
landonorris: but but but i never got to take you out
yourusername: i technically never even agreed to that
landonorris: but hypothetically if i happened to be in your vicinity on sunday evening, would you change your mind?
yourusername: i'm sure you'll be out celebrating mr racer boy
landonorris: so you think i'm good 😊
yourusername: well you're starting third so i guess so?
landonorris: don't count out a more lowkey celebration ;)
alexalbon: is this loser son of a bitch actually going to secure a date
landonorris: i told you guys to trust the process
yourusername: i can literally read this right now ?
landonorris: I'M DOWN BAD LET A MAN LIVE
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landonorris: i told the pretty girl i'd win something for her desk and i did ;)
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user43: holy moly he did it
user44: this is possibly bigger than his first win
user45: proved he can drive and is not completely sauceless
user46: is he at the vets in his sweaty-ass racesuit?
oscarpiastri: YES HE IS AND HE RAN BEFORE WE COULD DEBRIEF SO NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR HIS WHIPPED ASS TO COME BACK TO THE PADDOCK BEFORE I CAN GO TO BED
landonorris: your tone seems very pointed
oscarpiastri: it is indeed very pointed, i am so tired and you're so down bad that i'm going to have to sleep at the track
landonorris: well that sounds like a you problem
oscarpiastri: you are such a failure in this department that i'll let you off but i expect a tow next weekend
landonorris: anything i don't mind
oscarpiastri: this is levels of down bad i have never seen before
yourusername: i happen to like my men desperate and pathetic
landonorris: hehehhehehehhehe :P
user47: i now know way too much about these people
user48: at least all this public humiliation was worth it in the end for lando?
alexalbon: this pizza in the car date is very reminiscent of the proposed hotel maccies date ....
yourusername: why are you always up in our business
alexalbon: i've known this gremlin for far too long, if anything i'm looking out for you
yourusername: please refer to my previous comment about my preferences
alexalbon: you people are perfect for each other 🤨
yourusername: i can't deny a pretty boy when he's worked so hard to impress me
maxverstappen1: pretty sure that's just his day job to drive fast
yourusername: LET ME HAVE THIS FUCK OFF
landonorris: i knew i had one shot for you to take me seriously
yourusername: oh i was always going to say yes to a date, i just wanted to see just how much you wanted it
landonorris: well i wanted it and i want many more SO BADLY
yourusername: we'll see what we can do...
landonorris: HEHHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHE :)))))))))
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user51: y/n's photography has shown me what the lando girls see for once
user52: i agree i am MOVED
yourusername: 🤨
user53: bro went on one date and thinks she's special
yourusername: more dates than you :P
user54: ugh finally a wag that fights back
landonorris: but i don't wanna leave you 😩
yourusername: i don't particularly want you to go either but somehow zak has gotten my personal number and wants you at the airport and i'm scared he'll get my address next
landonorris: tell him to fuck off next time
yourusername: he's your boss? WHAT IF HE GETS MY ADDRESS
oscarpiastri: not to sound like a sweat but he is actively looking for your address with cartoonish steam coming out of his ears
yourusername: LANDO IF YOU LIKE ME AS MUCH AS YOU SAY PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR PSYCHO BOSS DOES NOT COME TO MY HOUSE
landonorris: ugh anything for you i guess
user55: i'm not sure how we got here but they're so hot
user56: he is PUNCHING SO BAD
landonorris: she's a literal goddess i know
yourusername: take notes ladies xx
landonorris: no but seriously, i don't want to leave you - can't you come to brazil?
yourusername: sorry babe i have a job i need to go to
landonorris: PLEASE
yourusername: but what about all the sick animals :(
landonorris: i guess :(
user57: what kind of spell is he under it's been THREE DAYS
landonorris: i love a girl in uniform
yourusername: even if it's scrubs covered in cat piss
landonorris: i find you sexy in anything, but preferably nothing ...
yourusername: right back at you xo
fin.
note: babes i am SWAMPED but i hope you enjoyed!
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a little fashion show
kinktober, day four
a/n: bro, the amount of time this idea has been in the notes app on my phone....
warnings: stiles stilinski x reader, smut, best friends to lovers, mutual pining, trying on lingerie, teasing, flashing, kissing
word count: 990
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“Who was at the door?” Stiles asked as your giddy form appeared in the doorway to your room once more.
“The mailman,” you giggled, unable to contain your excitement, “and look!”
“You got a package!” not getting as revved up in the excitement as you were, he nonchalantly pointed out the parcel in your palms, “oh, cool!”
“Not just any package, only the one I’ve been waiting about a billion years to arrive,” you shut the door behind you, gazing down at the bundle in your hands with heart-shaped eyes, “you don’t mind if I just try this stuff on right now, do you? I just don’t know if I can wait till you leave.”
Discretely readjusting in his comfortable seat on your mattress, he waved a hand, “no, no, it’s fine.”
“Really? Great!” you squealed, digging your fingers into the opening of the package, “you can help me see if any of it doesn’t suit me or fit right, give you a little fashion show and everything.”
“Alright, sure,” he agreed with a soft chuckle as you disappeared behind the wide bookcase that acted as a divider in the middle of your room.
After changing into the first item, you couldn’t stop yourself from springing back out, arms raised high above your head as you sang, “tada! What do you think?”
“Wow, oh, wow,” you watched Stiles eyes grow wide as they landed on the extremely short nightgown hanging around your form, “that’s-, that’s-…”
“It’s cute, isn’t it?” you turned your back to your stunned friend to glance at yourself in the mirror, “the floral pattern especially.”
Gaze tracing your hands as they played with the tiny skirt, “y-yeah, it is,” you just barely managed to catch sight of his reflection discreetly move one of your pink pillows over his lap, “it’s good, you should definitely keep that one.”
You hadn’t thought that his blush could have gotten any worse, but evidently, as you soon pranced out clad in the next thing, it very much could.
“What about this one?” you innocently observed the lingerie set in the long mirror, turning a bit to see how the high-waisted, black underwear hugged your bottom, “do you think it fits alright?”
Looking like a broken PlayStation 2 game you’d have to pull out and blow on, Stiles simply hummed, “huh?”
“I just feel like if I jump around or bend over in this, the girls are just gonna spill out,” your nose crinkled as your fingertips ghosted over the cups of the matching bra.
“I mean,” he blinked hazily, “you could test it out, if you want.”
Obliging twice, jumping gently in place, the squint to your eye didn’t fade away as not only you observed how your boobs jiggled in the cups, “hm, I don’t know, maybe one of the ones that has a different cut then this one…”
Peeping through the shy slivers of the bookcase, you bit down on your smirk as you watched the trouble you’d stirred up on the other side. As you slid off the black number, daringly arching your back and purposefully sticking your butt out far enough for him to catch a glimpse, you spotted how a string of your want clung to the panties as you dragged the down your legs.
If this last one wasn’t gonna do the trick, make the guy you’d had a crush on forever fess up and make a move, then you didn’t know what would.
Pink, skimpy and sheer, your pebbly nipples weren’t the only thing on full display as the see-through thong also made your puffy pussylips no secret to anyone.
Your pace as you returned to the mirror was purposefully slow, not looking to Stiles even once as you felt your desperation for him soak the pretty garments.
“T-that-, yeah,” his fluttering eyes were trained on your bare bottom, “that’s nice.”
“Yeah?” you still didn’t dare to look at him, “you think so?”
“Mhm,” he nearly groaned.
Grazing your touch ever so lightly over the elastic edges, you uttered, “you really think it’s pretty?”
“Y-yeah…”
“Stiles,” you sucked in a deep breath and gathered up the courage through the pumping adrenalin of being so exposed before your crush, “can I ask you something?”
“Anything,” flowed from his lips nearly instantly.
“Would you have sex with me?”
The room was dead silent a moment before Stiles choked, “what?”
“Would you fuck me?” you rephrased, still not looking back at him in the refection.
“Would I-… I’m sorry, what?”
“Would you fuck me?” gnawing at your bottom lips, you finally turned to face him, “because I kinda really like you, like a lot,” your feet slowly carried you closer to where he sat, “and I don’t know, I’m sorry, am I being too forward? Is this too much? Do you not like me in that way? Because I totally get it if you do, I’m really sorry for everything. I thought you’d picked up on the hints I’ve been dropping for a while now and that you-”
“I do like you!” he rushed to cut off your concern, “I-I-, yes,” seizing your hand in his as he emphasized, “yes.”
“Yes or yes?” you asked, eyes flickering to the pillow hiding his own excitement.
“Yes,” he nodded, swiftly tugging you down in his lap before you could withdraw your proposal.
An airy whimper escaped your lips as he then kissed you, your whole body feeling like puddy in his grasp. Drawing back a moment from his long-awaited pecks, you found yourself offering bashfully, “you know, I could also just give you a handjob or blow you or something if you’re not-”
Using his leverage, he suddenly flung you down against the mattress, effectively cutting your suggestion off as he scurried to hover above you, an earnest grin adorning his lips as he then exclaimed “oh my god, just shut up and let me screw my best friend.”
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