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gojo sending choso old videos of himself jerking off n cumming when choso asks him how to masturbate ^.^
#ik he’s old as hell#but he was a curse in a bottle for his whole life#bro doesnt know anything#inexperienced choso on TOP
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finally finished This Wip from Ever ago and so now i ask you ever look into another dudes eyes and suddenly want to do whatever he wants
#xmen#xmen comics#cherik#professor x#magneto#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#the kids are here too but i aint taggin them vaeLKEVJKLJ#snap sketches#posting this now and not obsessing over the details i need to SLEEP#please click/tap and zoom to read anything im sorry theres so much dialogue#i thought i was gonna finish this sooner but i went grocery shopping with my bro today and that took longer than expected !!!!#ALSO CHAT. if youre up to date on My Lore via my tags ... my prof's lettin me submit my assignment ... life's so good...#speaking of life being good i was giggling like stupid while drawing this . i named it 'this is stupid' and i stand by that#this is so unserious im gonna make myself throw up ITS SO CORNY i make myself sick with what i draw <- will continue to do this#only god knows if this is even how that power of his works i just saw an opportunity and ran with it#the trick here is he doesnt even have to use any 'power' he can just do that to charles by default#however im making them be obnoxious about it. i am making them obnoxious over dramatic grandpas because i can#my only crime is loving the utter cheese and corniness of the 60s comics like God. anyways bye !!!!!!!#maybe one day ill finish that other comic i sketched for this weekend but i fear i wont have time to so next weekend me thinks ....#for now i hope you all enjoy this. goofy as hell nonsense jLAKJVEKLVJ
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s5e8 - The Devil's Grip
#vbrosclips#vbros#venture bros#the venture brothers#billy quizboy#pete white#rose whalen#s5e8#season 5#i know this scene has been clipped to hell and back. i do not care.#i want it on my blog NEOW#also this was really funny to see considering the clip i saw earlier on twitter#of hammer and publick doing a panel and i guess questions from the audience#and one of them was 'when will billy and pete get girlfriends'#and hammers response. after alluding to the petebilly shipping scene at length. being verbatim#'billy's a virgin and pete white. look at him.'#that and 'why did you tell your mom im gay'. bitch i dont hear you denying it. thats not a denying tone to me#the way he says 'you said i was handsome? :<' jfdgkgkks its so good#at risk of talking too long i think my pete sexuality hc is#he doesnt think about it and doesnt have enough impulse control or self respect to turn anything down#billy is in that weird in-between area of 'am i bisexual or asexual'#unlike pete he thinks about it and just doesnt wanna deal with it so inwardly he considers himself heteroflexible
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im bout to die yet the thing on my mind seems to nearly be nothing but you
IM SERIOUSLY PUNCHIN THE AIR RN idk why I cant decide between shitpost and actually sad stuff but enjoy this emotional whiplash doodle page and leave me be
again these are usually not on my main art account cause- i wanna save that for like FINISHED STUFF and SERIOUS CONCEPTS not shitposts and angst indulging stuff like this
Sans holding Papyrus’ head in place

“Papyrus, Do You Want Anything?”
imna sob cause like WHY DID HE DO THAT. IS HE TRYING TO MAKE ME HAVE A BREAKDOWN??? probably
There was this great video dubbing the entirety of the Sans fight, and for that line they made him sound like he wasn’t in his right mind and like he was gonna drift off to sleep any second AND I JUST CANT TAKE THAT
love it, highly recommended
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#excuse the yap#i promise I like happy content too#this is just in my head rn for whatever reason….#crying at the idea of them just being so happy to see each other#its like ‘we’re dead but THAT DOESNT MATTER CAUSE BRO!!!’#genuinely dont know what the most accurat/realistic reaction would be#but thats the one I played with here cause its lighthearted in a really really depressing horrible scenario#love me some contradictions#also they kinda come across like that to me#handplates style yknow#as long as theyre together they can do anything type jam
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hey guys look what i found in my drafts. from a few days ago .
#sorry i think its my fault that this happened#still unsure if The News is actually real or not tbh since no official sources have said anything about it as far as i know#and i hear the hollywood reporter is usually right about this stuff but idk#the fact that there are no actual sources or evidence for any of this other than ''just trust me bro'' is a bit suspicious to me#+ the fact that theyve been keeping the development of sonic 3 very quiet and secret#yet shadows voice actor. which is one of the biggest topics of discussion surrounding the movie. just. happened to leak somehow ?#but . the timing on this is kinda funny . and very tragic. if it is real#i said it already but i dont get why so many people are celebrating this. from what ive heard he doesnt fit ....#and it feels like another case of casting a random celebrity over an actual voice actor just to have a big name attached to the project#regardless of if theyre really the best choice.#which i thought everyone agreed was a shitty and annoying practice especially if its some iconic video game/comic/whatever character ?#but maybe i just havent heard the right specific voice clips that make people think its a good choice i dont know .
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rewatching this over and over again.. mainly bcs tarn makes soundwave into a manlet but also bcs it's hilarious
#thunderhowl at the copilot doing Absoluteky nothing then being surprised when shadowstriker is unfamiliar with the terrain: :D#i get ure a theater kid but CAN U STOP BEING SO CRYPTIC#bumblebee moving to the wall like the only smart person#optimus just wants to find the source#had to include soundwave being the bitchiest person for no reason at the end of course 🩵 mi lady#somebody help tarn bro only has one arm 😭😭#hes not even using it against a wall or anything like hes just trying to keep his balance#everybody panicking while shadowstriker doesnt give a fuck#girlboss shit she does every day and no one cares it pisses me off yall need to appreciate my mean lesbian like yall appreciate her mean gay#bestie#thunderhowl :) bcs he wants soundwave to struggle probably. i mean at the cost of others maybe risking a concussion? sure#theyre both so petty but try to act too cool to be in their own lame ways. im obsessed with them#he was hoping soundwave was gonna land in his lap 💔#somehow from all the way back there LMFAO if his terrains can defy gravity so can his beloved annoyance ok. he believes#im a filthy multishipper so i need tarn and soundwave to have more fic & kiss too bcs it's literally tarn being like I Know What You Are#(a Bttm) to soundwave and soundwave having to screw his lips into a smile & be like teehee of course.. only to be like (u forgot the Brat*)#at the end like. why are they like that. tarn holding him by the waist with 1 arm being like i got u bbgirl meanwhile hes getting#60000 concussions and soundwave is trying So hard not too laugh.. TOO loudly. (tarn thinking hes so anime protag rn)#tf cyberverse#soundwave#tarn#thunderhowl#shadowstriker#bumblebee#optimus prime#maccadam#transformers#I CANT BELIEVE I HAD ENOUGH ROOM FOR THESE TAGS!
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One of my mutuals opinions is the "bro code" thing, that Curly is one of those guys who wouldn't care about the victim because the perpetrator is his friend and I'm really banging my head on the wall like that other anon. I've only played through the game once but Curly's behaviour/reactions etc read completely different from the "bro code" thing and I have to wonder if my mutual and I even played the same game.. like the constant digs at him from Jimmy, his body language in his face reveal and so on like you mentioned in your post. While this game is a little different obviously, it kind of reminded of a point in Alice Madness Returns that makes it very clear that Alice's pain blinded her to the abuse of the other children and her failure to act earlier because of it. Curly is guilty of a similar inaction but it doesn't change the fact he was a victim of Jimmy too. I don't think I can look at it any other way because both of these games have really stuck with me.
I genuinely think it really is the idea that people want a simple easy to blame problem and the idea that the only relatable victims of abuse are those that "surpass" it or do a lot to help others. When it comes to victims, especially those that don't fit the typical demographics, who either accidently perpetuate it, enable it or aren't ideal in some way shape or form, people jump to ignore what they went through as it's easier than dealing with those conflicting sentiments.
The bro-code conversation in Mouthwashing stems from a concept I generally dislike that there had to be something about Curly that made him meet or keep being friends with someone like Jimmy. I think people genuinely underestimate how many like decent and good people just know an asshole or are friends with someone who is really bad outside of their view/established dynamics. The game makes it clear none of the inaction against Jimmy is because of a lack of care, it is a lack of understanding from the privaleged postions they have as men to not have to worry about what Anya does/went through and the type of extremes men like Jimmy will go through to cover it up. They are all too preoccupied in their own strifes.
Another thing I see being oversaturated the idea that you have to be a freak, misanthrope or have a disorder to do the thing Jimmy does. The game is an escalation, it's a spiral that I don't see people comment on that Jimmy was not likely having the mood swings and episodes of rage/frustration we were seeing in the game. This is after they all start experiencing the worst moments in their lives that he got THAT openly bad. Of course, this is just my interpretation but much like in real life, people that go to extremes like that usually live mundane lives. It's a pressure cooker affect to where the stress made them pop. It's self inflicted but still the case.
I really think people need to be more willing to acknowledge that not everything needs to be an extreme or in black and white or easy to understand. It doesn't need to be happy or have an answer or solution, especially in the cases where the abused sadly helps perpetuate what they experience. It's not he should've known better from experience or shouldn't he have known what could've happened because victims tend to not like to think in matters of the worst. Not to mention, especially in cases of abuse where it feels so personally directed that you don't expect to happen to someone else.
#i also hear the bro code thing in tandem with his comments on saying he knows Jimmy but that is also in a much different context than#if he said it when Anya was actively telling him about the dead pixel or the pregnancy or even when she told jimmy that was about himself#and getting between Anya and Jimmy as in he knows Jimmy and knows he wont try anything when hes around not that he doesnt think hes#doing anything or doesn't believe Anya and Im a bit annoyed people shorthand or try to recontextualize the statements he makes about it#cause even the let me talk to him line is more in concern of what Jimmy could be doing and less wanting to make sure hes okay and#being more worried about his friend than Anya in that moment like removing the context makes the sentiments sound more uncaring#and typically but the context is how they are deconstructed to give the story and themes a deeper nuance because Anya is happy that Curly#says that becuase he leads it under the idea of protecting her as he knows and she has likely seen/experienced it enough that Jimmy#back down/off around Curly typically as we see he does relatively subdue Jimmy's attitude before the eval and it only gets bad once the#scene at the birthday party happens when Jimmy is likely in a mode where hes not going to listen to Curly about anything after cause he fee#personally betrayed in a selfish egotistical way like the game is a deconstruction nothing is supposed to a typical one to one on the#concepts it handles. this also ties to me like getting more and more annoyed everytime is see a post making Curly the most milktoast#no opinions ever sort of guy when he does have a personality outside of enabling Jimmy and has opinions on things like the QnA's#talking about him being snow Tony Hawk flesh him out more realistically than think pieces saying he has no opinions on anything#and would never take stances like this is a immediate dire circumstance with multiple facets I dont think hed hesitate to help if he active#saw like someone getting attacked on the street or that hes a centrist that doesnt care about womans issues like this is the equivalent#of when a character gets dumbed down to their like favorite food and one defining aspect of themselves and even then I feel like everyone#else but the mouthwashing fandom has a better grasp of that aspect before they make it unrecognizable.#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#curly mouthwashing#captain curly#ask#anon
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hello selly my darling!! im sorry its been so long! 🤍🤍 a little snack 🍓🍓
for the ask game, choso + sleeeepy please :)
emu hello 🥺 no need to apologise!! thank you for the little snack, and for sending in a prompt! 💗
contains: best friend's older brother choso, one-sided pining? maybe? it's a crush
choso + sleepy
weekends with yuuji are pretty standard.
he either goes for a morning hike or run, and you join him sometimes, depending on your mood. after that, you grab breakfast at the small cafe down his street, grabbing something for his (hot) older brother, choso, too, while you're at it. then, the rest of the day varies depending on what's needed for the following week.
it's a routine you've built up throughout uni and has been a major constant in your life thus far. your week never feels complete unless you end it with your best friend and coffee.
this weekend, you skip hiking with yuuji and opt to meet him straight back at his apartment when he's finished, which is also something you've done plenty of times before, except―
when you open the door with the spare key you own, you find choso standing right in the middle of their living room, holding a pillow with nothing but his sweatpants on. he only stares at you, eye half-lidded as his hair fans around his face like a disheveled lion's mane.
you freeze, blinking once then twice before squeaking out a small, "sorry!" and stepping out again.
in all your weekends spent with yuuji, this has never happened before.
choso usually sleeps in, only waking up by the time you and yuuji prepare lunch. he's never usually up and about at 8:52 a.m.
the lock clicks as he moves to open the door to welcome you back in. and when he does, he still looks the same―unbothered and completely unaware that he's standing half-naked in front of you.
it takes extra effort for you to keep your gaze up as he greets you, "yuuji is still out."
"y-yeah," you stutter, "i told him i'd meet him here." you catch a glimpse of the room behind him and notice the messy heap of pillows and blankets on the couch then realize, "unless i can't! then—"
he shakes his head, hair swinging around as he rubs at his eyes, still a little sleepy, "feel free." his arm stretches out to motion to the rest of the space, as if to emphasize, "you practically live here."
you chuckle nervously as you step back inside.
"sorry, it's messy," he gestures at the mess of pillows on the couch, "fell asleep watching a movie last night."
this is not the first time you've ever interacted with choso; you're actually normally comfortable around him, albeit a little stuttery from the kind-of mini crush you've developed on him since sophomore year. but he's also almost never like this―lean muscles and bedhead on full display as he talks to you, voice hoarse with the cutest bit of sleepiness still on his face.
you swear, this is a recipe for your own demise.
he passes you a glass of water as he yawns from across the kitchen island, hand going straight to scratch his stomach.
"thanks," you give him a small smile, drinking it immediately in an attempt to conceal how flustered you feel. "will you be joining us for breakfast?"
the sound of his footsteps dragging across the floor accompanies the slight hum he makes while thinking. his fingers run through his hair, ruffling them as he answers, "i can," then another pause before he continues, looking at you straight in the eyes as he asks, "do you want me to?"
#choso x reader#jjk x reader#shotorus.workbook#havent written choso in a hot second !#but bsf's older bro is probs my fave trope for him#i hope you like this emu !#some stuff abt the blurb: yuuji knows reader thinks choso is cute but thats the extent of it#honestly reader hasnt even fully admitted it to themselves yet that they have a full blown crush on him#choso is acting 100% purely innocent hahaha doesnt know anything and also can't tell#so when he asks that final question he rlly asks it so casually but reader is dying inside#ask#rep#ask game answered#yemmuisworld#emu.🪻
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respectfully requesting a drawing of taichi and sora together and maybe with the proud satosho parents in there too 🥹👉👈
ÖISEDÖIOKJYEGRJN.KYBR always. I love the mole babies. Ugh i cant not draw them Head canon dump in the tags
#the molebabies have my heart#for the love of god dont ship them they are siblings (warning)#for those who dont know who they are these are satoru and shokos kids#we have taichi a brunette and blue eyed boy with a gentle heart and rct powers who loves his mommy very much#and we have sora the gojo clans princess and satorus biggest treasure on earth#she has a version of infinity that she uses to fuck people up in hand to hand#since she doesnt have six eyes she doesnt do hollow purple and stuff but shes still strong af and will do anything to protect her baby bro#also she gets him into trouble because she thinks hes a stuck up and boring#love em#babies#satosho#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#fanart#IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart
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bro my literature teacher started to explain the love square lore in the middle of the class i love her now 😭
#she was talking ab romantism#and she said it had romantic tension#AND USED MIRACULOUS AS EXAMPLE#she said she doesnt watch it she js used to do when her daughter was a child#but that she grew and she doesnt watch anymore#AND THAT SHE WISHED SHE COULD KNOW IN WHICH EP THEY GOT TOGETHER#BRO#it was my chance to shine but i didnt say anything bc the class started to laugh and talk bad ab adrinette 💔💔💔#oh and also i had to talk to her later ab the hw so i had the opportunity to say hey IK THE EP BY HEART I CAN TELL U#but i didnt#screw me bro
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Has Wesker ever been dragged to concert before? Was it eventful or did he just stand there the whole time being a debbie downer?
Okay under regular circumstances I think he’d absolutely hate it. It’s congested, it’s loud, it’s overstimulating and frankly, a waste of his time. If he really wanted to listen to music he’ll just use his walkman, thanks.
But since he’s with Jordan, I think he’d suck it up and actually try to enjoy it. Her happiness comes first, and besides it’s only like an hour. It’ll end soon enough. Jordan’s going to have to supply him with earplugs and other shit just so he wouldn’t get too bothered, homeboy does not have the same energy or tolerance as her. That’s if we’re thinking he’s sober here.
They 100% have went to concerts and pregamed hard before😭😭 all of which Wesker was dragged to and kinda peer pressured to take, poor guy. Anyway hot take but I think he’d relax a ton under the influence, I know a lot of people depict him as a huge stickler that hates anything remotely fun, but considering he missed literally all of that growing up I think he knows when to let loose and party. So yeah, definitely eventful, he wouldn’t ruin what’s supposed to be a fun night for Jordan, I don’t think he’d date an over the top party ABG otherwise if he couldn’t deal with it. You know damn well he threw up hard after he got home those nights and knocked out on the couch.
Anyway either way, if he’s sober or not I don’t think he’d just stand there and act all uptight if Jordan forced her to go to a concert. He’d make it enjoyable for himself one way or another. After all, he isn’t that selfish, he’s a fair man.
#Alright if birkin or chris took him on the other hand#‘i dont like it here im going home’#leaves during the opening band#yeah super hot take but cmon bro wesker is THE homeschooled sheltered kid#I think he gets fomo. he wants to experience that too.#obviously doesnt party as hard as jordan jesus christ she gets blackout drunk all the time#but he knows when to just ! hangout. like cmon doesnt he have darts in the STARS office#and let chris bring in his guitar#cmon now#anything to bag an abg#thank you for the ask anon !! <3333#resident evil#oc x canon#albert wesker#fengshuioc#fengshuispeaks#jordan manalang#jordsker
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#wrestling#wwe#solo sikoa#jacob fatu#the bloodline#wrestlingedit#wweedit#my gifs#the jump from 'you never loved me' to 'now imma take your ass out' is so incredibly funny#also this is beyond just solo imitating romans use of 'i love you' as a manipulation tactic#he truly gets in his feelings about still being rejected#about not being accepted without question#because he did all the work to earn that respect in his eyes#he did everything right - so he thinks#and they dont just accept him fully#or he feels slighted in some way#both are arguing the standpoint that the other just used them to reach a goal and ditch them and never really loved them#but have either considered: family counseling#and you could argue solo is desperately demanding respect but doesnt really know how to give it either thus it always fails#but fairly - hes had no good examples to learn from#i do see something in solo genuinely feels he did something bringing in someone in the family that was abandoned like him#he repeats over and over to jacob 'no one else wanted you but i did' and i take 'they' to be heavy on 'the family' especially#'we are the outcasts no one loved but i chose to love you'#'i gave you what they never gave me'#maybe even something to say in that how solo easily apologizes and easily accepts apologies - unlike roman#we still really really need backstory on why the elders brought solo in why they wanted him if he was outcast#in which solo is also more comparable to jey who easily forgives his family for anything bc he just wants to be with them no matter what#hey remember how jey has twice basically said solo has been brainwashed and told solo he knows bc they brainwashed him too#jacob please stop spitting everywhere bro#original air date: june 28 2025
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Baby Nine AU: Has Tails ever been a little brat to Nine unintentionally while playing with him? Did he get his lesson, comeuppance, or punishment for it.
For example, Tails discovers that Nine can be scuffed and picks him up that way over and over while giggling due to him curling up or going limp. Sonic sees this and picks Tails up by his scruff after first giving him an ignored warning not to do it. So, Tails is curled up or limp in air jail for some time due to still having his own scruff reflex and Nine is laughing at him while playing.
Hmm, no. At least definitely Tails would never do such a thing, intentionally or unintentionally, since he's like one of the people to know how much distress unwanted physical contact would bring to the poor little guy. And I also don't thinks Nine would really be up to "playing" and openly giggling in like the innocent baby sense. Ik is said "baby" Nine but I actually meant like, a four year old baby. Like just a little guy, Classic Tails age. Little-er than he was in the show, but not as little that it would get him classified medically as a literal baby. I need him to already comprehend and have some of his trauma for later story purposes :)
But if someone were to roughhouse or obviously bring little Nine to distress with no signs of stopping – let's say... Renegade – who's not actually trying to be deliberately malicious or anything, but also doesn't necessarily understand Nine's trauma (cuz why would anyone tell him abt it) and just can't help it because the fox is literally just so so tiny and so so adorable with his little angry face.
Either way doesn't excuse him and he's definitely in for a stern talking-to from a certain other fox and a hedgehog pretty soon...
#sonic prime#i have a very complex reasoning for renegade but Im not explaning it cuz actually wait maybe#so like he obviously doesn't like Nine in the show he doesnt trust he has a nose between his eyes yea#buuuut in the baby-but-not-literally-baby au which is just and offshoot from my prime bros au which I Will GET to THAT#nine has Sort Of proven he can be relied on when he actually cares about you yk#but by the Time Machine Incident theyre not nearly as close for Ren to know anything noteworthy about the fox#besides that hes really pricky and angry all the time#so when hes figuratively a baby well hell if he wouldt tease him a bit#unfortunately that either sends Nine spiraling or biting due to teasing of any kind being just a predoscessor to much worse to come#but Ren Doesnt Know hes just holding up a little kid thats a little grumpy for all hes aware#phew ok that wa sa lot#lets pray tumblr doesnt delete my tags after it uploads :)#miles nine prower#nine the fox#baby nine shenanegans#wait how did I nane this au fick help#renegade knucks#miles tails prower#silly brainworms#the silly text box
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world building ‼️‼️ bro knows how to hail a taxi cause he's literally inside a human's brain ‼️‼️makes sense 👍👍
#but it doesnt go both ways#hmmm#inch resting#bro knows all this stuff and yet he doesnt know anything useful#sounds like autism to me 👀👀#rambles#cult rambles#john doe malevolent#malevolent#malevolent podcast#john doe
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Fire & Blood By George R R Martin “Whatever her (Alys Rivers) powers, it would seem Daemon Targaryen was immune to them, for little is heard of this supposed sorceress whilst the prince held Harrenhal.”
#bro must have been so confused#i know it doesnt prove anything but i thought its funny#maybe show!daemon kinda forgot to get vaccinated by Mysaria against magic🧐#the whole harrenhal arc feels kinda dragged already#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#anti hotd#daemon targaryen
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big fan of the idea of dave being the beta kids' canary in a coal mine when it comes to flu season. he lives in a big city and has likely never been introduced to a vaccine; boy starts complaining about the "cold" he caught while also acting fatigued and loopier than his normal odd self and rose and john go oh shit mom/dad rev up the car we're goin to the kroger pharmacy. not jade tho she doesn't have to deal with the flu. just the loneliness.
#homestuck#homestuck headcanon#dave strider#beta kids#idk this doesnt really have any bearing on anything in canon i just like to imagine things. in my brain.#if my own parents havent gotten my brothers flu shots in years you KNOW bro wasnt doing a damned thing#i have a lot of drafts that i typed last night when i Could Not Sleep#and as we know sleep deprived me is 73.4% funnier and cooler than normal me#so yk
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